I saved my friend with a KFC bucketYo guys, it's Sweet and Sour Pork with Ryce poured with some random sauce on the side. You know when you have dreams or flashbacks of your childhood past sometimes and think "oh God why was I so stupid"... that's what happened to me yesterday, after my dog left me a lovely present on my bed. A huge wave of nostalgia rushed over me after that crap.I saved my friend with a KFC bucket2 years ago in Personal More Like This
Anyway, Uncle Ry has an embarrassing story to share, since it was basically the start of my really cool badboy senpai image.
This was me as a kid:
As you can see, I still have that charming smile even now. Just look at dem eyes. I was definitely the senpai of all my girl classmates.
Ok guys, no need to stare for too long, I know I'm good looking but we gotta get to the point ok? :'I You know those kids in movies where some freak accident happens and they are always the hero? Yeah well I was that kid one time, and that was the start of my super cool badboy senpai career. I remember when I was 5 and about to start my first day at school in Grad
Birthday Aftermath (with 4 photos!)Thanks tons people for all the happy birthdays. I didn't reply everyone but I read everyone of them I swear, and took it to the heart, I think at one point a manly tear even rolled down my cheek. And big thanks to those who were kind enough to draw me a birthday picture, I have posted them all on my facebook for all to see, a lot of pikachu with top hats I saw! So what did I actually do on the day, the initial plan was just stay at home and draw... as I have a lot of work to do. I havent celebrated a birthday probably since my 21st 5 years ago really, and I don't like to tell people its my birthday until after, I like seeing that guilty look on their faces. So that was my plan, but then I get a surprise visit from my Bulba folks from Brisbane on the day of my birthday! I told them it was ok, you don't need to travel all the way down to Sydney just to celebrate my birthday, I then realise it was because they needed to come down to sort out some passport things, nothing to do with me. :IBirthday Aftermath (with 4 photos!)2 years ago in Personal More Like This
Top 10 Games that I played a sh*tload out ofNot necessarily good games, but definitely games that I spent hours and hours and hours on. Sometimes due to how fun the game is, sometimes because its the only game I have that I can play. Below are my top 10. All with funny stories attached to them. Feel free to borrow this idea and write your own journal. Or tell me what your top 10 are in the comments below.Top 10 Games that I played a sh*tload out of2 years ago in Personal More Like This
10. Golden Eye
Golden Eye for the 64. Once again I gotta mention how I joined a coloring competition in the newspaper and won myself a Nintendo 64 *cough cough*, The 64 boosted my confidence in pursuing a career in art... no actually let me rephrase, the 64 boosted my confidence in becoming a gamer and to do as little work as possible in school, yup thats more accurate. Me and my friends used to play this game so much now days I need to play my FPS games on invert, our favourite way of playing was 'slappers only' where we don't use weapons, then all go into a cubicle in the facility level and slap each other crazy. no ho
Pocket City ExplainedHello its Ryce Cooker here with something a bit unusual. I usually don't like to explain my artworks because I like to see how people sees them, I believe if I have to explain what is happening in my artwork, then I didn't do a good job, I would prefer if they just see it and gets it. But once in a while I like to break tradition LOL! So this time I feel like explaining the many things that are not too obvious in my latest doodle piece. Pocket City! Main reason being I added a few trivias and homages in there thats really only relevant to me but you might also be interested in (Or bored as hell after reading). So yeah you been warned brother!Pocket City Explained2 years ago in Personal More Like This
1. Rice Ball: You notice Red eating a rice ball, this is a nod to two things. First the occasional rice ball you see in the anime in which Brock calls it a Donut (WTF). And also a reference to my new nickname lately, I have been called many things but lately its
Nintendo 4DSForget the 2DS! This is better! The newly announced Nintendo 4DS. Good news from Nintendo just keeps on coming! So much Nintendo goodness! Wow, like just wow. Nintendo is on fire at the moment. A tech demo showed Pokemon Xandy being played on the 4DS, when you get hit by a Squirtle the 4DS squirts water at your face, when you get hit by a Charmander the 4DS burns your finger and when you get hit by a Pikachu the 4DS electric shock your fingers. Just make sure you don't let an Electrode do a Selfdestruct on you as your whole console will explode!Nintendo 4DS2 years ago in Personal More Like This
Just got my hands on the 4DS it is amaaazing.
FML. The Super Mario Galaxy StoryYou guys like story yeah? Let uncle Ry tell you a story, there's a lesson to learn here kids. Pay attention. I wanna talk about this now because last week was my birthday and it reminded me of this story, its related to a birthday gift. The gift was Super Mario Galaxy for the Wii. This story happened a few years ago.FML. The Super Mario Galaxy Story1 year ago in Personal More Like This
This is a picture of me playing the Nintendo Wii, I love my Wii. Had lots of great times on it playing games like Smash Brothers and Mario Kart and Twilight Princess, and a game I really loved called Super Mario Galaxy. The story takes place around 2009? A couple of years after the Wii came out. So one day a friend of mine Matt messaged me telling me he got a Wii, I thought great, about time he got a Wii. So I congratulated him, then he asked the question. :I He asked whether he can borrow some games and I was like 'HMMMMMMMM SHIT'. Well Matt is a nice guy, pretty honest and pretty generous. I usually am pretty generous too but when it comes to games, I hate lending it out
Tagged. Sh*tHiya Ryceballs. So.. I was tagged by somone in one of those survey thingy, usually I tend to ignore tags... But this is a friend of mine, so I must do it. And she even bothered to make a video tag too, thank you for that! I also was gonna make a video as a reply until I realise I dont wanna show my face. (Camera shy) Lucky she gave me permission to stay in my comfort zone and write about it in my journal if I like. Here's her video by the way, by Ms :iconminnibutt:Tagged. Sh*t2 years ago in Personal More Like This
AND here's my reply.
1. What's your biggest fear?
There's NO WAY Im telling anyone my biggest fear, that would be like showing your weakness allowing yourself to be open for attacks. I swear if I let this slip, there would be people coming up to me putting their hand on the back of my head and shouting "HEY RY THERE'S A SPIDER ON YOUR HEAD!" and I'll be running around screaming and crying like a little girl, jumping into the closet then freaking out again as I i
If I lost an armMy good people of Deviantart. It is me again Chicken breasts mixed with vegetable poured with a delicious yet spicy Indian curry on Ryce, here with another thought provoking yet useless journal entry. What happened was earlier this week my tablet pen's been going crazy, because the nib on the tip of my tablet pen has worn off. I do use the tablet a lot.... Like every single day, so over time naturally you would need to replace the nib. But being me, I just always forget to buy it.. Every time the pen becomes non responsive I would smack it like a disobedient bitch until it works again. Well guess what.. it reached a point where I need to smack it once every minute. You wouldn't believe the pain I went through with the Valentine's day picture, what could've been a 3 hours artwork ended by being 6 hours. At the end the pen was finally dead, I could hardly see the nib anymore. By the way a nib is like a long plastic that acts as the tip of your pen ok...? I don't want you to think I am taIf I lost an arm2 years ago in Personal More Like This
Massive Pokemon Charity Collab for a good cause!Hiya guys! Just a shoutout for a Massive Pokemon Charity Collab thats hosted by TommyGK, and its for a good cause! Pretty much you need to draw a Pokemon with a moustache! In support of Movember. Theres only 2 spots for every Pokemon. Soooo I got in fast and has taken the spot for the yellow rat already (Im sorRY). But there are still plenty of Pokemon left for sure! You can check out which Pokemon is taken etc here http://sta.sh/01muez326o7t And I full heartedly support this collab because its for a good cause. For every submission the collab receives, TommyGK is donating $.25 to 2 charities. One to the Canadian Red Cross in memory of his late fiancee Bulano, and the other will go towards the Kids Help Phone in part of Spirit Day (Rise Against Gay Bullying) divided evenly. He's also throwing in $50 if it reaches 200 entries.Massive Pokemon Charity Collab for a good cause!2 years ago in Personal More Like This
Due date is October 31, 2013
For more info about this collab please click here >>>> http://wildchar
PROFIT MOTIVE VERSION 4.0 OUT NOW!Hi boys and girls, if you remember previously I joined a fan art contest for a game called Profit Motive. I was lucky enough to win some $$$ as well as having my character be IN the game. Yeah its pretty awesome sauce. Well Profit Motive Version 4.0 is out now and my character is in it Apparently I can be found in a few places in the game like the clothing store, I have yet to play it so I ain't sure what my role in the game is.PROFIT MOTIVE VERSION 4.0 OUT NOW!3 years ago in Personal More Like This
Anyway to download and play please go to www.profitmotivegame.com
And you can check out my character in the game's look.
After Gold Coast Supanova 2013 (LOTSAPHOTOS)Hi its innocent yet perverted childish yet wise Rycecake with honey on top. I shouldve made this journal ages ago but I got really busy and tired.. the time has come however for this journal update. I was in another state for Supanova the cultural comic book and movies convention, went to Gold Coast, the place is like a paradise ok. If Sydney is like Kanto and Melbourne is like Johto then Gold Coast would be Hoenn. And this time I didnt go by myself... in fact LOTS of people came, I was with 3 high school friends as well as my bro :iconthiskidthatkid: and her friend Shawin, we had 6 people in a 4 people hotel room (Dont tell anyone). Oh gosh this trip is so much more different when there are other folks around, highlights includes Shawin (whos a professional dancer) teaching me a few moves on the dance floor, first time getting a kiss from a watcher, ordering LOTS AND LOTS of meat for the hot pot cos its unlimited refill, me trying to cook a pizza but failing miserably, and also goingAfter Gold Coast Supanova 2013 (LOTSAPHOTOS)2 years ago in Personal More Like This
Had a dream that I killed someoneHad a very odd and disturbing dream last night, all the dreams interpreters out there please hear me out. I can't exactly remember how the dream started, but thats what a dream is apparently, you don't exactly remember how you got there. Thanks Leo! Anyway it started with an asian friend of mine being tied up and stuffed in a cotton bag, I do not know why it was this friend... I have no hatred towards her and she was a pretty cool person, we haven't really spoken for the past 2 years but, she's very small in size though.. like almost midget size, perfect for being stuffed into a cotton bag maybe thats why it was her. I ain't gonna say who she is incase she reads this and gets freaked out. So yeah I saw my friend in the bag and for some reason I wanted to keep her there, I even went to the trouble of finding more bags to cover her up so she couldn't get out... She was making a lot of noises so I got scared and stuffed her inside my cupboard. I left her in there for a couple of hours andHad a dream that I killed someone3 years ago in Personal More Like This
Apologies for 3DS Swapnote/Letterbox SuspensionAs you may know, a few days ago Nintendo suspended 3DS's swapnote/letterbox (Depending on which country your from) system, due to users exchanging offensive material. What Letterbox is? its a software that allows you to write letters or draw doodles or attach pictures and send it to your friends. Its a great little fun software, I always liked Letterbox, I use it a lot to draw funny pictures of pikachu and top hats to friends. And... also for.. umm...... *deep breath 1 2 3* Ok. Ahhem, I am guilty of exchanging adult material to my 3DS buddy, :iconohgodwhyplz: and no Im not talking about naked photos of myself or anything like that ok! But of some sexy pics I found on the net... in 3D. Its mostly for laughs. its just interesting to see those 'pictures' in 3D. Also funny that we are using an innocent child friendly console toy for this purpose. SO JUST FOR FUN, me and my friend sent the sexy pics we found on the net to each other. THEN a day later, we get the news that Swapnote/LetterboxApologies for 3DS Swapnote/Letterbox Suspension1 year ago in Personal More Like This
My High School Teachers SuckedThats what I get for not getting into selective school, now the more I think about it, the more I realise that my teachers back in High School really sucked at their jobs. From a mature point of view now I can understand why certain teachers did certain stuff etc, whether its trying to teach a class of bad student or simply taking a day off to do whatever. Lets start with my maths teacher shall we?My High School Teachers Sucked2 years ago in Personal More Like This
Maths teacher: I was never good at maths, I'm an Asian fraud. All I remember learning is Sine, Cosine and Tangent. What were they? I have no idea, I just remembered they were somehow important. Yet I have never used it before afterwards, how weird right? So our class was pretty bad, it was a bad class in a bad school with a bad teacher, how bad? My Teacher used to teach a little bit then says he needs to get something from the office and then never come back. He did that so many times! I think he just went for a nap or something. He didn't wanna teach us, he knew we didn't wanna learn
DD wrap up of September 2013!Yo yo yo. It is the end of September, I have been a Deviantart CV for almost a month now. And I thought it would be nice to showcase all the Daily Deviations I have featured for this month, these are all artworks that I really really like and think they definately deserve to be a Daily Deviation. I also come to realise that I might be hard to please sometimes XD Oh well. It makes these artworks even more special right? Enjoy. Lots of talents out there!DD wrap up of September 2013!2 years ago in Personal More Like This
Candy Crush! by Ayasal
And I'm Home by Kyuriin
The Hunter by fooyee
Skullgirls - Valentine by Speeh
Gravity Rush by Niking
Fionna y Cake by LASILFIDEOSCURA
Megidramon by Kerneinheit
PONPONPON by minataka94
La trahison de l'innocence by momijiBon
The First Avenger by ZAGarts
Emerada Etuva by NeviNakuta
Megaman Zero - Phantheon Core by ultimatemaverickx
POKEMON XY by tanuma-san
young Granny by Holivi
To find out what the other two fan art CV picked. Please click here
Fan Art and Fan Fic DD roundup - September 2013 by alexandrasalas
If you have any artworks that you like and think t
Dear WatchersDear WatchersDear Watchers2 years ago in Personal More Like This
Hello it is I Captain Ryceball with an egg on top. I don't think I have ever spoken to you directly before watchers, well hi my name is Ry nice to meet you, I'm an alcoholic. No wait I'm not. Hi. OK this is more like a THANK YOU journal more than anything. Here goes:
THANK YOUUUUU (With toppings on top)
First things first, I just want to thank you so much for watching me all these days/month/years depending on how long you have been following me, every comment and every favourite and every pageview counts, I appreciate the love you have given me, I appreciate every advice and encouragement and time you have taken out of your busy lives to input into mine. I love you all. Thank you very very much, if its not because of you guys, I might not even be here today. And thats the truth.
DO NOT NOTE ME IF NOT BUSINESS RELATED
Ry's Favourite Artists Featuring: Willow-SanHi there its me Hainanese Chicken with Ryce. I feel like doing something I have never done before, I want to feature some of my favourite artists that I have been following for years, lets begin by someone I found randomly on Deviantart years ago and caught my eyes. Her name is Willow-San :iconwillow-san:Ry's Favourite Artists Featuring: Willow-San2 years ago in Personal More Like This
Willow-San is a french artist who's art style caught my attention... umm ok I gota be honest, I saw a pikachu and I clicked on her profile :iconmingplz: (I CANNOT RESIST A PIKACHU OK) BUT what I discovered was a whole new universe of art perfection, in the world of the great and mighty Willow-San with pretty vibrant colors and amazing line work and comedy gold humour! And a f*ckin Pikachu
I especially like how she draws faces, they are so full of energy and the shading is top notch. Seriously this gurl has got so much talent, n
Joke Journal 2011Joke Journal 2010 - http://osy057.deviantart.com/journal/34225711/Joke Journal 20114 years ago in Personal More Like This
Helmet strapped on. Crayons sharpened.
It's going to be a great day.
Boy: You are the funniest, sweetest, most beautiful girl I have ever known.
Girl: You just wanna do me.
Boy: Wow... and smart too.
Friend: "Don't you hate it when you realize Valentine's day is approaching fast and the only one who loves you is your pet?"
Me: "...All I have is my collection of mannequins."
It's a good idea to take 2 shirts when you go golfing...
in case you get a hole in one.
Popular person's status: I just ate lunch. It was good.
(185 people likes this, 72 comments)
My status: Today is my birthday!!!
(Mom likes this, 0 comments)
While washing hands, sleeves start falling down.
"No no no no no NO..!"
Food hits the floor.
Little germs: GET IT!!!
King germ: NO! We must wait 5 seconds!
Friend: What movie are you watching?
Me: Snakes on a plane.
Friend: What's it
A little message concerning the Typhoon DisasterTyphoon Haiyan in the Philippines was a disaster. But we are very fortunate that countries all over the world have helped us with their generous aid and donations, we received so much help more than we expected. As a fellow citizen of my country I wish to thank all of you from the bottom of my heart your generosity.A little message concerning the Typhoon Disaster1 year ago in Personal More Like This
And now a word to the President of the Phillippines, the Mayor of Tacloban city and all the govt' officials handling the situation. You are all INCOMPETENT. For the past week you've barely done anything to help the victims, not even something as simple as delivering the relief goods. I even heard cases where you wanted to tax these relief goods. Bullshit. You are all an embarrassment to your people and your country. Shame on you. Go to Hell.
Miyazaki Retires and Inafune KickstarterHayao Miyazaki RetiringMiyazaki Retires and Inafune Kickstarter2 years ago in Personal More Like This
So famed Japanese animator Hayao Miyazaki announced recently that he's retiring from Studio Ghibli and from making movies. Everyone is, naturally, sad to see him go and bemoaning his departure... except me. Cuz I've been here before. He's announced his retirement so many times in the past that it has no meaning to me anymore. I remember when he announced his retirement back in 1998, over 12 years ago. Every time he says he's retiring he inevitably comes back in some capacity. I don't know if he truly means it this time, but I'm not holding my breath.
Keiji Inafune's Kickstarter
The creator of Mega Man, Keiji Inafune, recently started a kickstarter program to try and fund a Mega Man knock-off called Mighty No. 9. Inafune says that the reason he's doing this is to show japanese developers that they have options outside the very broken japanese publishing system and gaming industry that he has been very vocal
Nintendo at E3Oh Nintendo Nintendo Nintendo, you son of a bitch. Ok. Relax Ry Ry, *deep breath*. Hello Ryceballs. So after that whole PS4 vs Xbox Done, we have concluded that the winner for this year's E3 is PS4. Yay. Its a PRETTY solid win too. Below are just a few highlights of what happened at E3 if you missed it.Nintendo at E32 years ago in Personal More Like This
OK? Good, but what about Nintendo I hear you ask. They were being very quiet, almost like a bystander watching two people fight from a distance. Then after the fight, Nintendo walked out of the darkness and showed us some games. Did they redeem themselves? Was what they showed satisfying? Can I finally clean the spiderwebs off my Wii U? Am I asking too many questions without an answer? You're about to find out. :icondatryplz:
OK so Nintendo revealed a few things that got ME Ry-Spirit personally excited, they know how to mess with my feels ok. Well lets begin by saying all the good things before I talk about things I don't like, and yes there are things Im not happy about Nintendo.. I re
RIP Tablet, Hello new TabletHello all, it is me again Scrambled egg with Fried Ryce and today I have some bad news.. My Wacom Bamboo Tablet's time has come. Passing away at the age of 4. I tried everything, I replaced its nib, I cleaned it daily, I told it bedtime stories... But it was still no good, it still decides to be a non-responsive duck. So GOODBYE MR TABLET! After a brief funeral, I knew I had to get a new tablet! I had to move quick, because without a tablet is kinda me losing an arm, yo I need to eat too! So I quickly got changed and drove Initial D style to the nearest mall! Like a desperate foreign businessman in Thailand, I just went in there and got the cheapest and easiest babe I could find. I really just needed ANYTHING as long as it satisfy my needs. What I ended up getting was a Wacom Bamboo Manga.RIP Tablet, Hello new Tablet2 years ago in Personal More Like This
I gota be honest, ANY tablet is good enough for me, I hardly use the buttons and I am not picky on the additional functions. So after a quick installation of the driver, the tablet was ready t
Malware and MS facepalms againMalwareMalware and MS facepalms again2 years ago in Personal More Like This
I've been informed that SYAC and other websites in the Fresh Epic's family have all been reported as containing malware. I'd like to just take a moment to reassure you all that we are aware of this issue and have determined that it's likely caused by a programing glitch and not a result of malware infected adverts or anything of the sort. The problem is known and they are working to repair it as quickly as possible. It should be fixed in the next day or two. There shouldn't be any danger to your computers but just as a safety precaution it might be best to just try and hold back on visiting any Fresh Epics page for at least 1 day or until the problem is resolved. Thanks to everyone who brought this to our attention.
XBOne doesn't need constant online connectivity?
You know, I kinda feel bad about picking on Microsoft so much. It genuinely feels bad constantly picking on the same company/corporation so frequently. But at the same time, they
RANDOMVEUS CHARACTER DESIGN CONTEST + extra infoRANDOMVEUS CHARACTER DESIGN CONTEST + extra info3 years ago in Personal More Like This
RandomVeus Character Design Contest!
Wanna see a character of your design in RandomVeus Vol.2?If so then this can be your chance.
The contest is simple.
You create a character that YOU could see as an employee of the '1 Dimensional Couriers' in the Veuniverse.
- Your character will join the 1 Dimensional Couriers crew. (They will appear in several scenes with speaking dialogue)
- Design credit for character.
- Your character will be featured at the receiving end of a delivery. (They ordered package, and 1DC is delivering it)
- Design credit for character.
1. One character per person (so make it count)
2. The character has to be created specifically for this contest (so no existing OC's will be accepted)
3. Full Colour if possible, any medium. Full body preferable.
4. Your submission doesn't have to look 'professional'. So long as the concept is clear and understandabl