MountainsI'm standing in the valley
Up around me are the mountains
Seated there like thrones
My faith is so small
That I can't seem to move em
They stay rock solid..
But why can't I now?
Is it my faith thats wrong?
Or is it that they belong?
Still, so stuck am I...
Staring at the mountains
That I can't see your grace
For the train of your robe
Is filling the heavens
And you are seated on your throne...
The Toast Attack, Epilouge"….made me realized that you were the last man in the world that I could ever be prevailed upon to marry!!" Lizzie Bennett yelled at Mr. Darcy.The Toast Attack, Epilouge8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Forgive me…" Mr. Darcy said quietly, taking a step closer to Lizzie.
"HOW COULD YOU LIZZIE? HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT TO MR. DARCY? YOUR TRUE LOVE! HOW DARE YOU!?!" a wretched screaming emitted from the poor throat of Bella swan as she threw a fairly large piece of toast at Lizzie Bennett's face on the Television screen.
Edward Cullen, her beloved vampire, her guardian angel of sorts, ran into the room. "Bella? Bella are you alright?"
"SHUT UP EDWARD!' Bella screamed, rubbing her eyes furiously as the tears fell. The movie, Pride and Prejudice, based on the book by Jane Austen was on pause, apparently the large piece of toast had landed and pressed the pause button on the remote.
"THE TOAST IS COMING TO GET YOU KEIRA! IT'S COMING TO GET YOU!!" Bella screamed again, running into the kitchen to get another piece of toast to throw at Keira's face.
The Toast Attack chpt 2Edward's POVThe Toast Attack chpt 28 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Two days without sleep and she attacks my face with a piece of toast. Honestly, I would have preferred a kiss instead of burnt bread. I left her asleep at home as her father was beginning to wake up. She'd curled up into a ball and held the toast in her hand as she slept.
Right after she had had her fun beating me up with the toast (which she had named Brandy.) she had fallen asleep. Several times she had lifted the toast and said, "The toast is coming to get you Edwaaarrrddd!!!" and waved the toast around frantically.
All in all, she was very, very, frightening tonight.
I was inside my home now, and as the door closed I heard a shrill cry that sounded much like Bella.
"THE TOAST IS COMING TO GEEET YOU EDDWAARRRDD!!" Alice yelled, creeping up on me from behind.
"Oh, shut up." I glared at her as she fell to the ground laughing.
"Edward's here!!" she said, smiling evilly.
"You told them didn't you?" I crossed my arms as everyone in the household appeared.
"Yes, yes I
Toast Attack chp 3Bella's POVToast Attack chp 38 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
I practically ran to the lunchroom, trying to escape Edward, something I thought I would never do. He was truly upset over the whole toast thing, which I found utterly hilarious really.
My vampire boyfriend was now afraid of toast because of me. Oh, I would never let it go. At the most random times I would probably wave toast in his face, just to get on his nerves. After all, what was a good relationship without a bit of teasing and taunting every now and then?
I suddenly found myself sitting next to Alice picking at some 'nice' Cafeteria food. I was staring at Edward, planning my next attack. Oh I was so mean to him, but it was so funny!
"Oh, Bella, look!" Alice waved her hand in the direction of Edward sitting across form us at a different table, "Look what you did to my brother."
"I know, I'm sorry Alice, I'll go apolo—" I began, I would've finished but Alice started to laugh.
"You want to…Hahahaha….Apologize…Ahahahahaa!"
I stared at her, confused, "What? You are
Toast Attack chptr 5Alice's POVToast Attack chptr 58 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
I skipped my last class, if Edward and Bella were skipping, well so was I. That fool wasn't going to ruin my plan this time.
I danced all the way home and bounded into Jasper, making him drop his book. He frowned at me and picked the book back up, dusting it off. "JASPERRR!" I yelled, attacking him in a giant hug.
"Hello to you too, love." I could tell he was trying to read behind my back.
"Hey, listen, Jazz, do you know where I can get a giant jar of jelly?" I asked him, tapping my chin, trying to remember stores that sold giant stuff.
"Why….?" He asked me suspiciously. He had every right to be suspicious too because even I knew that me asking for a giant jar of jelly meant trouble.
"Edward, duh! We're going to get a giant jar of jelly—"
"Wait…what do you mean by 'we' exactly? You aren't involving me in all of this are you?" Jasper stared at me, "Does it look like I want to get on Edward's bad side?"
I rolled my eyes, "Oh you aren't going to get on his bad side! All
The Toast Attack"No, Edward, I'm fine." I protested as he tried to coax me into sleeping. I was sitting on my bed, cross-legged with my arms folded. I hadn't slept soundly for some time, always worrying about the future.The Toast Attack8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Edward had grown tired of not hearing me talk in my sleep and my lame excuses for not taking a ticket to dream world. I didn't want to tell him my increasing fear of what would happen at the end of senior year. The vampires and the werewolves had made a treaty many years before I was born, the vampires could stay as long as they didn't bite a human.
And at the end of this school year (which was fast approaching) that treaty would be broken, because of me. I had no doubts about becoming a vampire though (Edward thought I did). I wanted to be 'damned to eternal darkness' more than anything, just so I would be with Edward forever.
So here I sat, racking my mind for another excuse not to sleep with Edward sitting in front of me, staring at me, trying to 'dazzle' me into sleeping.