Is It Fair?Title: Is It Fair?Is It Fair?4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Word Count: 581
Pairing: Mentions of Roger/Rouge
Type: AU, Set in Modern Times, in Prison
Genre: Comedy, General
Disclaimer: I don't own anything from One Piece. One Piece belongs to Eiichiro Oda.
VTM: Decided to do something a little different.
Rayleigh sat there with dumbfounded look on his face. "A what?"
"A baby, I'm going to have a kid." Roger said while grinning from ear to ear.
Rayleigh and Roger were standing out in the exercise yard of the Impel Correction Facility. The two were inmates and long time partners in crime. From cons to robberies the two had some real misadventures in the past. However now they were stuck paying for their crimes after finally being caught.
There was then a long silence as Rayleigh tried to let this all sink in. For as long as he had known the man, he never expected those words to ever come from him."Roger, you do know
L's CookbookL's Cookbook4 years ago in Humor More Like This
I am L. I have decided to write my own personal cookbook. Watari says that this is not a good idea. Watari says that I cannot cook and that any recipe I come up with will be very distasteful to someone else. I disagree with Watari. Thus, I am writing this.
What to Feed to Someone to Make Them Like You
The Love Cookie
I have never made a cookie before. Watari always does it for me, as I am often too busy solving cases to do it myself. Though, I assure you, I am positive I will be able to teach you how to make an exceptional cookie.
Alright first, get a big bowl. Pour 1 cup of water into the bowl. Then, drop in 1 full stick of butter.
I just tried to smash the cold butter that I dropped in the pot. It didn't work, so the next step is to microwave the butter in the microwave to melt it. Microwave until the butter boils. Then, take the bowl out of the microwave and stir it.
The next step (and most fun step) is to add 10 cups of sugar into the mixture. Be sure to stir it really w
In His Element (ZoSanZo Oneshot)In His Element (ZoSanZo Oneshot)2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Every time his agent convinced him to join a new team, he'd always ended up wanting to kick the man in the balls by the end of the first practice. It had always seemed as if that idiot went out of his way to find the biggest assholes in the league to stick him with.
This bunch had seemed to be no different, but they had some real skills on the ice. That Eustass guy in particular was a helluva power forward; it almost seemed as if he had an unnatural pull over where the puck went. His boy Killer, as if his name fit like a glove, showed no mercy in the game but seemed to be a little more calculating and aloof than his friend; in addition to being one of the quickest playmakers he'd ever seen. The rest of the team seemed to follow their orders to a fault, so Zoro had mostly just observed them for the first session to see where he would fall in as the new shutdown. The only other new addition, Usopp, had been mouthy as hell while they'd been suiting up, bragging something about having eigh
Alone in the Dark - PrologueHow does a watch work? This is a very simple and yet complex question. It works with gears. It is all about gears. One gear is pushed, and the others follow as a result, unable to do anything else, unable to give us more time or to change the outcome of things, to allow us to change it. Once a gear is pushed the others will follow no matter what, always in the same eternal, unstoppable and unavoidable way. Reminding me of the time that flies, the inevitability of events, that the end that can't be stopped One gear is pushed the others follow as a result. There is nothing you can do about it, nothing at all. Time goes away, never to return. A watch symbolises all of this; change, death, eternity None of these things can leave my mind; maybe because of what I am about to do. I don't know, and I doubt that I ever will, but I don't care. All I know is that I must finish what I started, no matter what. Once I finish this everything will run smoothly, it will be unstoppable.Alone in the Dark - Prologue3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Letter to ... Chapter 6Letter to ... Chapter 65 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 6: My father - Edward Newgate/ Whitebeard
We are not related by blood but that doesn't mean anything to me. You are more a father to me than Gol D. Roger ever had been so I will go on ahead and call you father as I had done since I came to your crew and as everyone of your crew does. I also have to thank you for everything you did for me. If you wouldn't have taken me into your crew, the Marines would have captured me earlier. You always protected me, even if you didn't tell me. And it didn't mean anything to you that my father was your biggest rival, you just saw me as the one I wanted to be, as Portgas D. Ace and not as my father's son.
I owe you so much, father, and I wish I could talk to you one last time but that isn't possible, so I'm writing this letter even if I don't know if you will get it. This letter will contain the last words I have to say to you.
When I came into your crew you said that I can become your son if I wanted to. But in
Blue Haired Beauty: Chapter 3Blue Haired Beauty: Chapter 34 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Ceil had taken a vote of silence after Ace's blockheaded move, and refused to speak a word to him, no matter how many times he had tried to gain her attention. She now spent her time counting her remaining beli repeatedly, in hopes that there would be more than the last time she had counted.
So far she had counted 15 times.
"100,000," she mumbled for the fifth time, throwing the small stack back into the suitcase next to the two pieces of jewelry the man had slipped into it before her departure.
She grumbled at his voice and ignored the freckled-boy, and went back to counting the smaller than supposed to be pile of beli.
The girl in question's eyebrow twitched noticeably, but she did not answer his voice calling to her.
"WHAT ACE!" she screamed, twisting her torso around to glare at the freckled boy. "What the hell could be so important that you MUST repeat my name!"
He gulped and scooted back slowly, a
Letter to ... Chapter 5Letter to ... Chapter 55 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 5: My teacher - Dadan
I don't have to say much to you but still I feel like I have to write something to you.
When Garp brought me to you I didn't like you as you didn't like me. You saw in me a risk to your village, what was surely true. But still, you looked after me and taught me many things. Some years later Luffy came and you had to stop our fights and quarrels, but with the time it got better and we both, Luffy and me, learned to live with you. You taught us so much, most of the things you taught me have saved my life more than once and therefore I'm grateful. Thanks to you I'm not as other Devil Fruits users, I don't just rely on the power of my Devil Fruit but also fight with my own strength and with the techniques you showed me
You knew of my father as you knew of Luffys but it never mattered to you. Then I've become pirate and at first you were angry but then you accepted it.
You, too, did much for me and I think I can call you Sensei
Tick TockIt scares you doesn't it?Tick Tock5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Tick Tock - fear the clock,
shut the door and twist the lock.
You always ran away when you got scared.
Tick Tock - fear the clock,
slide on down, wait for the knock.
You just don't know how to deal with it.
Tick Tock - fear the clock,
listen close and hear them mock.
You wish that they'd all just go away.
Tick Tock - fear the clock,
burn the door and break the lock.
You forsake all of the bridges we built together.
Tick Tock fear the clock,
in the dark, like birds they flock.
You can't stand living in this lie one second longer.
Tick Tock smash the clock
bleed out time, and love the shock.
You don't have to hide from me.
I love you for you and that will never change.
Blue Haired Beauty: Chapter 4Blue Haired Beauty: Chapter 44 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 4: That Damn Hat
"What the hell do you mean allowance!" Ace whined.
Ceil crossed her slender arms over her chest and glared at the pouting freckled pirate. "You heard me! It was your fault we lost all of that money and now you're going to pay! We have barely 100,000 beli left so we have to make it last until we can find a way to earn money. I'm giving you a limit of three thousand beli to spend while we're here and I want you to spend it on something useful, not some stupid shit like a toy or on nothing but food."
Ace pouted at her, staring at the small folded bills she shoved into his large palm. "But...That's not fair..."
"What did you say?"
Ace stood up straight, waving his hands wildly in front of himself as the glare she threw his way made a shiver run down his spine. "N-Nothing!"
Ceil nodded and turned on her heel, stomping away. "That's what I thought!"
Ceil made her way through the large port town, over her shoulder hung the cowskin bag intrusted to her by Mrs. Wanda, a
Letter to ... Chapter 4Letter to ... Chapter 45 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 4: Monkey D. Garp
I still don't really know how I should call you so I just call you Garp as I always did. I know how much it took out of you to fulfill the last wish of my father and to look after me when my mother died. I'm grateful for everything you have been doing for me and even doing now for me. You couldn't do anything against me being captured by Blackbeard and being brought to Impel Down, that was my fault alone, so I don't blame you for anything now and will never do.
But even if you couldn't do anything against me being captured, you gave me the possibility to write this letters to the persons I want, so I'm also writing one to you. Here, in Level 6 of Impel Down, where I am sitting, the prisoners are taken every several hours to torture as you know. Sometimes it feels like it's unbearable but I have never let a single cry of pain coming over my lips, no matter how painful and how long the torture is. And even now, when you shouldn't
Blue Haired Beauty: Chapter 2Blue Haired Beauty: Chapter 24 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Ace watched the girl closely as she paced back and forth mumbling incoherent things to herself. After she had a complete mental breakdown accompanied by screaming, a lot of pinching in attempt to wake up, and another dive into the sea when the girl tried to drown herself again thinking it would bring her back 'home'.
He was afraid that she would attempt to do something life threatening again. The last time he had seen someone so mentally unstable was the time when Fuschia Village had a cattle shortage and Luffy went on a rampage when he couldn't get his meat.
"Um maybe-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Ace began, only to freak out when she began slamming her head into the wooden mast. He grabbed her by the shoulders and spun her around. Her forehead was red, a small stream of blood dripping down between her eyes, several splinters embedded in the wound.
Ace sighed. "Are you a masochist or something?"
She blushed furiously. "N-No you idiot! I'm just trying to wake myse
30 ways to annoy Kisame1.Steal his Samehada30 ways to annoy Kisame7 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
2.Make sure he doesnt find it till two weeks later
3.When he does find it, tell him that Tobi stole it
4.Whenever he walks into the same room as you, scream SHARK ATTACK at the top of your lungs
5.Ask him why his skin is blue
6.Repeat number five every single day
7.Ask him why he looks like a shark
8.Repeat number six over and over again until he gets really annoyed
9.Tell him to Go fuck a shark but then say ooh wait, it looks like your mommy has already done that
10.Make him watch the movie shark tale with you ten times
11.Buy him twenty shark stuffies and give them all to him
12.Say Go back to the ocean, go back home with the rest of your shark family and shark friends
Akatsuki's girlfriendsAkatsuki's girlfriendsAkatsuki's girlfriends7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Warning: Now this is weird! Idiocy and some odd references.
They were like a big happy family and they really liked to spend a lot of time together. And finally Pein had decided to meet everyone's girlfriends. The others knew that he and Konan were together, but he didn't know much about their relationships.
And one nice day they were having dinner and there they were, sitting at the table together with their girls or whatever they had.
A long awkward silence. And then...
Itachi: Sakura, why are you frowning at me?
Sakura: Well, I had no idea Sasuke was your girlfriend. I mean that's sick, you're brothers for god's sake!
Sasuke: (gives her an irritated look) Well, Sakura, at least you have a 'normal' boyfriend. Though I wonder why you chose him of all people. I can understand that when Rock Lee asked you to marry him you were horrified, because he's so damn ugly, but, come on, I don't think Kisame is much prettier.
Kisame: Go fuck yourself, Uchiha, blue is sexy!
InvitationsBula~bula~bula~bula. Bula~bula~bula~bula. Bula~bula~bula~bula.Invitations5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Kidd glared at the burbling Den-den for a half second before yanking the receiver to his lips with a light snarl. Whoever had interrupted his nap had better have something important to say, and this had better not be another call from Eddie about how Batchan had someone mistake him for a stripper. That had happened entirely too many times for the captain's liking.
"What do you want?" He sneered rather angrily, and was answered with a light, amused chuckle.
"Is that the way you always answer the den-den, Mister Eustass?"
Kidd's features relaxed from a snarl into a grin at the sound of the lazy drawl, and he leaned back in his chair to prop his feet on his desk. That one voice in particular had always managed to soothe his raw nerves.
"And what if it is?" He shot back humorously, and was awarded with an amused snort for his efforts.
"I'd say you need to work on your technique, Mister Eustass. But that's not what I called abou
Brian (Buggy The Clown x Reader)It was a calm day, the sun was in the sky as far as it could reach and small portions of radiation tanned you as you set put down your fruity drink and crossed your legs. Hiding your eyes under your big summery hat, you sighed happily. Today was going great, now if only you could get some peace and quiet. Buggy's pirate crew could be so freaking loud sometimes.Brian (Buggy The Clown x Reader)10 months ago in Humor More Like This
"Hey, douches I'm trying to relax here!"
You yelled out annoyed. They seemed to quiet for a moment before going just as boisterous as before.
'Sometimes I wonder why I'm still in this crew.' You wondered to yourself silently, but as a certain someone looked over at you, you knew exactly why you hadn't ditched this group of morons.
But hey, you weren't gonna let that pompous clown know how you felt. Truthfully, inside you didn't even know why you liked him in the first place- he wore face paint for Christ's sake!
"_____, what are you doing." You heard a voice above your head. You pushed your summery hat up as you saw who h
ListenListen3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
A Rise of the Guardians one-shot
The summer sun seemed to be beaming brighter on this humid summer day in August. Only every thirty minutes or so would a cool breeze blow through and cool things down temporarily. Bunnymund smiled to himself as he watched his friend, Tooth, frolic around in his underground warren. Tooth had been given the opportunity to take the day off while her little fairy assistances pulled off the day's shift. And considering all the guys had been plotting this for some long time, Tooth wasn't going to disappoint the boys, so she took it. However, she didn't want to spend her day off alone. So, she decided to spend the day with Bunnymund. He invited her over to his warren for the day In Australia and she took him up on it and paid him a visit. Needless to say, she was quite impressed on the beauty of his home. Everything was really, ripe, green and all around gorgeous. She was currently flying around exp
JashinismJashinism5 years ago in Haiku & Eastern More Like This
Silent Screams rip my heart,
Smile on my face, pleasing God
For the Greater Good
A new threat - A shadow's whisperingA new threat - A shadow's whispering3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Jamie bent over, very close to Jack's face. He stayed like that, without speaking. The spirit didn't give a hint of sensing him, his features contracting in torment. The child suddenly understood what Jack had felt, all those years peeking behind - beyond - the window, begging for a single answer to his hopes, to his efforts. The roles had been shifted. Now the rascal was on the other, unreachable side of the glass, unaware that someone was trying to communicate, waiting for a sign that may never come. It was so unbearably painful. When Jack's eyelids flickered and his features warped in a grimace, Jamie sobbed, unable to contain the searing grief.
No, I can't cry. he told to himself. He wiped his eyes clean with the sleeve. It was his turn to be strong.
he whispered .
The three hallways that linked the elevators with the chamber were filled with darting yetis, who were shouting in their unintelligible language. The elves were being drawn away, to avoid further complications.
Smart [Reader x Bartolomeo]Bartolomeo walked out of the arena, smirking at his victory. You stared at him unimpressed. He caught your eye and sneered at you.Smart [Reader x Bartolomeo]1 year ago in Humor More Like This
"What are you staring at?" Bartolomeo hissed.
"You're not a very smart man, are you?" you sighed.
"Excuse me?" he said, glaring.
"You're excused," you said.
Bartolomeo glared even harder. If looks could kill...
"I don't like fighting girls, but I will," he threatened.
"I'm a woman, thank you very much," you said, nonchalantly.
"Tch. So why aren't I a smart man?" Bartolomeo asked.
"You have a weapon down the front of your pants," you pointed out.
"So?" the green-haired man retorted.
"Unless you want a sudden sex change, I'd advise you to keep that weapon somewhere other than the front of your pants," you explained coolly.
"See ya, I got things to do!"
He glared at your back.
"Women these days."
Buggy X Reader: It's MeSlapping the newspaper back on the table to its front cover, you sipped your latte with a smirk as you stared at the cover’s headline. “New Shichibukai: Buggy the Clown” is what it read. That was a real shocker. Someone like Buggy gaining the position of a shichibukai? That was some insane assed feat for someone of his standard.Buggy X Reader: It's Me11 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
“I bet he threatened them with pie to get that position.” You spoke in your head. The thought made you laugh out loud slightly. God damn your shitty sense of humor.
Getting up from the table you sat at just outside a coffee shop, you left a few hundred beli coins on the table as a tip and went on your way. You stopped at a small island not too long ago for a break. It was rather quaint, and you enjoyed the calming atmosphere it had. A nice change from the raging seas you were sailing only just a few days ago. Now, you were making your way back to the docks to set sail once again. There was business to take care of as a
Nightmares and saviorsNightmares and saviors2 years ago in Drama More Like This
Pitch had been defeated, the children believed in Jack Frost, and now everyone was going back to their usual duties, all except Jack. What was he to do? There was nothing /to/ do when summer had come in. When there was no snow to play in, he didn't have anything to do. So what better solution...than to have fun with the only person he knew /wasn't/ working year round!
He used one of his globes given to him by North to visit his friend, if you could even say that about their relationship, E. Aster Bunnymund. Hopping through the portal, he found himself landed on a massive moss-covered stone egg, a smile on his face as he looked around for the Pooka. No sign of him. A pout took over that smile and he huffed, hopping off of the large egg and landing gracefully on his feet, beginning to walk around and explore. He wouldn't do any harm just looking, right?
After what felt like an eternity (but was really just twenty minutes), Jack groaned and fell into a large field of clovers by one of the
Hawkward [Reader x Mihawk]You grinned as you put on the hat. You looked in the mirror and smiled at how good you looked. You put on the shirt and twirled around. However, you failed to hear the footsteps approaching.Hawkward [Reader x Mihawk]1 year ago in Humor More Like This
The door opened and you turned in surprise. Mihawk stood there and stared at you.
Yeah, that's right. You were putting on Mihawk's clothes. If he looked amazing in it, then you'd look damn fine. That is the science of Mihawk's wardrobe. You stared at him and Mihawk stared back.
After a long while, you finally spoke.
"Well this is hawkward~."
Needless to say, Mihawk sighed and walked away.
Migidoll FAQMigidoll FAQ5 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
[last update: July, 2014]
This FAQ tries to give you a general overview for Migidoll dolls so there is just one basic question about Bjd's. If you want to learn more about Bjd's in general please visit Den of Angels for more information.
1. What are BJDs?
2. Where can I buy a Migidoll?
3. Why is it always saying ''sold out'' for the item I want to purchase?
4. Which heads does Migidoll sell?
5. Can I purchase a head with the original Migidoll face-up shown on the website?
6. Where can I get a body for my Migidoll head?
7. What are the measurements of the Migidoll SD body?
8. How do I order a Migidoll?
9. How much are the shipping costs?
10. How about the payment?
11. How can I contact Migi?
12. What is a A or B type?/ To which body does my A or B type MD head fit? (relevant for heads bought before February 2010
Hail Jashin X3Hail Jashin X37 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
Hail Jashin, full of glory , the Power is with thee; wicked hope in this ocean of blood, and wicked is the fruit of thy fiendish heart.
Lord Jashin, destroyer of the creation, slay for us sinners, now in this hour of death.