Is It Fair?Title: Is It Fair?Is It Fair?4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Word Count: 581
Pairing: Mentions of Roger/Rouge
Type: AU, Set in Modern Times, in Prison
Genre: Comedy, General
Disclaimer: I don't own anything from One Piece. One Piece belongs to Eiichiro Oda.
VTM: Decided to do something a little different.
Rayleigh sat there with dumbfounded look on his face. "A what?"
"A baby, I'm going to have a kid." Roger said while grinning from ear to ear.
Rayleigh and Roger were standing out in the exercise yard of the Impel Correction Facility. The two were inmates and long time partners in crime. From cons to robberies the two had some real misadventures in the past. However now they were stuck paying for their crimes after finally being caught.
There was then a long silence as Rayleigh tried to let this all sink in. For as long as he had known the man, he never expected those words to ever come from him."Roger, you do know
In His Element (ZoSanZo Oneshot)In His Element (ZoSanZo Oneshot)3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Every time his agent convinced him to join a new team, he'd always ended up wanting to kick the man in the balls by the end of the first practice. It had always seemed as if that idiot went out of his way to find the biggest assholes in the league to stick him with.
This bunch had seemed to be no different, but they had some real skills on the ice. That Eustass guy in particular was a helluva power forward; it almost seemed as if he had an unnatural pull over where the puck went. His boy Killer, as if his name fit like a glove, showed no mercy in the game but seemed to be a little more calculating and aloof than his friend; in addition to being one of the quickest playmakers he'd ever seen. The rest of the team seemed to follow their orders to a fault, so Zoro had mostly just observed them for the first session to see where he would fall in as the new shutdown. The only other new addition, Usopp, had been mouthy as hell while they'd been suiting up, bragging something about having eigh
Blue Haired Beauty: Chapter 3Blue Haired Beauty: Chapter 34 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Ceil had taken a vote of silence after Ace's blockheaded move, and refused to speak a word to him, no matter how many times he had tried to gain her attention. She now spent her time counting her remaining beli repeatedly, in hopes that there would be more than the last time she had counted.
So far she had counted 15 times.
"100,000," she mumbled for the fifth time, throwing the small stack back into the suitcase next to the two pieces of jewelry the man had slipped into it before her departure.
She grumbled at his voice and ignored the freckled-boy, and went back to counting the smaller than supposed to be pile of beli.
The girl in question's eyebrow twitched noticeably, but she did not answer his voice calling to her.
"WHAT ACE!" she screamed, twisting her torso around to glare at the freckled boy. "What the hell could be so important that you MUST repeat my name!"
He gulped and scooted back slowly, a
Letter to ... Chapter 5Letter to ... Chapter 55 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 5: My teacher - Dadan
I don't have to say much to you but still I feel like I have to write something to you.
When Garp brought me to you I didn't like you as you didn't like me. You saw in me a risk to your village, what was surely true. But still, you looked after me and taught me many things. Some years later Luffy came and you had to stop our fights and quarrels, but with the time it got better and we both, Luffy and me, learned to live with you. You taught us so much, most of the things you taught me have saved my life more than once and therefore I'm grateful. Thanks to you I'm not as other Devil Fruits users, I don't just rely on the power of my Devil Fruit but also fight with my own strength and with the techniques you showed me
You knew of my father as you knew of Luffys but it never mattered to you. Then I've become pirate and at first you were angry but then you accepted it.
You, too, did much for me and I think I can call you Sensei
Tick TockIt scares you doesn't it?Tick Tock5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Tick Tock - fear the clock,
shut the door and twist the lock.
You always ran away when you got scared.
Tick Tock - fear the clock,
slide on down, wait for the knock.
You just don't know how to deal with it.
Tick Tock - fear the clock,
listen close and hear them mock.
You wish that they'd all just go away.
Tick Tock - fear the clock,
burn the door and break the lock.
You forsake all of the bridges we built together.
Tick Tock fear the clock,
in the dark, like birds they flock.
You can't stand living in this lie one second longer.
Tick Tock smash the clock
bleed out time, and love the shock.
You don't have to hide from me.
I love you for you and that will never change.
Blue Haired Beauty: Chapter 4Blue Haired Beauty: Chapter 44 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 4: That Damn Hat
"What the hell do you mean allowance!" Ace whined.
Ceil crossed her slender arms over her chest and glared at the pouting freckled pirate. "You heard me! It was your fault we lost all of that money and now you're going to pay! We have barely 100,000 beli left so we have to make it last until we can find a way to earn money. I'm giving you a limit of three thousand beli to spend while we're here and I want you to spend it on something useful, not some stupid shit like a toy or on nothing but food."
Ace pouted at her, staring at the small folded bills she shoved into his large palm. "But...That's not fair..."
"What did you say?"
Ace stood up straight, waving his hands wildly in front of himself as the glare she threw his way made a shiver run down his spine. "N-Nothing!"
Ceil nodded and turned on her heel, stomping away. "That's what I thought!"
Ceil made her way through the large port town, over her shoulder hung the cowskin bag intrusted to her by Mrs. Wanda, a
Akatsuki's girlfriendsAkatsuki's girlfriendsAkatsuki's girlfriends7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Warning: Now this is weird! Idiocy and some odd references.
They were like a big happy family and they really liked to spend a lot of time together. And finally Pein had decided to meet everyone's girlfriends. The others knew that he and Konan were together, but he didn't know much about their relationships.
And one nice day they were having dinner and there they were, sitting at the table together with their girls or whatever they had.
A long awkward silence. And then...
Itachi: Sakura, why are you frowning at me?
Sakura: Well, I had no idea Sasuke was your girlfriend. I mean that's sick, you're brothers for god's sake!
Sasuke: (gives her an irritated look) Well, Sakura, at least you have a 'normal' boyfriend. Though I wonder why you chose him of all people. I can understand that when Rock Lee asked you to marry him you were horrified, because he's so damn ugly, but, come on, I don't think Kisame is much prettier.
Kisame: Go fuck yourself, Uchiha, blue is sexy!
SERVING PLATE 1SERVING PLATE 14 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
S-S-S-S-SERVING PLATE 1!
S-S-S-S-SERVING PLATE 1!
Baby I know you've been very hungry
And I know you've been needing me
BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO STARVE NO MORE!
CAUSE RIGHT NOW I'M COMING OVER!
SO LEAVE YOUR WINDOW OPEN!
CAUSE TONIGHT I'M BRINGING MY RECIPY!
SO GET READY TO BE SATISFIED TONIGHT!
CAUSE THIS IS SOMETHING YOU'VE NEVER HAD!
THIS SOMETHING THAT WILL MAKE YOU SO GLAD!
IT WILL MAKE EVERY OTHER GIRL JELIOUS AND MAD
THIS IS PLATE NUMBER ONE!
S-S-S-S-SERVING PLATE 1!
Now this plate is one of a kind
Something in your life that you'll never ever find
All those other guys were amateurs and just a bore
When I serve this baby you'll get goose-bumps while your taste buds will sore
You'll be like "Sanji is the man, oh my god, he's the cooking champion"
A new threat - A shadow's whisperingA new threat - A shadow's whispering3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Jamie bent over, very close to Jack's face. He stayed like that, without speaking. The spirit didn't give a hint of sensing him, his features contracting in torment. The child suddenly understood what Jack had felt, all those years peeking behind - beyond - the window, begging for a single answer to his hopes, to his efforts. The roles had been shifted. Now the rascal was on the other, unreachable side of the glass, unaware that someone was trying to communicate, waiting for a sign that may never come. It was so unbearably painful. When Jack's eyelids flickered and his features warped in a grimace, Jamie sobbed, unable to contain the searing grief.
No, I can't cry. he told to himself. He wiped his eyes clean with the sleeve. It was his turn to be strong.
he whispered .
The three hallways that linked the elevators with the chamber were filled with darting yetis, who were shouting in their unintelligible language. The elves were being drawn away, to avoid further complications.
Smart [Reader x Bartolomeo]Bartolomeo walked out of the arena, smirking at his victory. You stared at him unimpressed. He caught your eye and sneered at you.Smart [Reader x Bartolomeo]2 years ago in Humor More Like This
"What are you staring at?" Bartolomeo hissed.
"You're not a very smart man, are you?" you sighed.
"Excuse me?" he said, glaring.
"You're excused," you said.
Bartolomeo glared even harder. If looks could kill...
"I don't like fighting girls, but I will," he threatened.
"I'm a woman, thank you very much," you said, nonchalantly.
"Tch. So why aren't I a smart man?" Bartolomeo asked.
"You have a weapon down the front of your pants," you pointed out.
"So?" the green-haired man retorted.
"Unless you want a sudden sex change, I'd advise you to keep that weapon somewhere other than the front of your pants," you explained coolly.
"See ya, I got things to do!"
He glared at your back.
"Women these days."
Playing With Your HairWhen everybody dreams of pixies I dream of you,Playing With Your Hair5 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
The puffiness under your eyes,
Making your smiles always so pretty,
And the sincere love in your eyes that makes me ever so happy.
It could have been your lovely voice,
Or the very act of whispering that took my heart.
Whispers of everything I ever wanted there to be,
Betraying everything I needed you to see.
And no one should let true love sift through their fingers like dreams,
Because it's just too preciously rare these days,
Unlike all the infatuations in the world,
And the unending love I have for you.
Road Trip [Straw Hats x Reader] -AU-The obnoxious beeping of a car was outside. You grumbled and glanced at your alarm clock. It was 6 A.M.Road Trip [Straw Hats x Reader] -AU-1 year ago in Humor More Like This
"The nerve!" you huffed. Then your phone rang. Your eye twitched in annoyance.
You tapped on the answer button and brought the phone up to your ear.
"Hello?" you answered, groggily.
"GOOD MORNING, [NAME]!"
You screamed at the sudden voice and nearly dropped your poor phone. After fumbling with it, you brought it back up to your ear.
"Why are you calling at this ungodly hour?" you yelled.
"Sorry, [Name], Luffy's a bit excited," Nami said.
"What? What are you talking about?" you asked.
"We're going on a road trip!" yelled Franky, from the background.
"...Now?" you said in disbelief.
"Yeah, it was a spur of a moment thing," explained Nami.
"Please tell me Zoro isn't driving," you begged.
"YOU'RE ON SPEAKER PHONE!" yelled Zoro.
"No, Franky's driving," laughed Nami.
"Okay, um, give me an hour and a half to get ready and pack my stuff up?" you asked.
"Robin and I can help you, if yo
Cleaning Duty [Reader x Buggy]"I hate you," you muttered.Cleaning Duty [Reader x Buggy]2 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Me?" Buggy asked.
"Yeah, you, big nose," you glared.
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING BIG NOSE?" Buggy screeched. "And why?"
"Um, maybe because you got me on cleaning duty?" you huffed.
Long story short, Buggy had set a stink bomb in Rayleigh's room, thinking that it was Shanks's room (honestly, what kind of an idiot does that?) and he blamed you for it. And now you were mopping the life out of the Oro Jackson, hair tied up and bandanna tied around your mouth and nose so the fumes from the cleaning supplies wouldn't irritate you. Shanks walked toward the both of you, scratching the back of his head.
"Dahaha! How's the cleaning going?" Shanks teased.
"One more word out of you and I'll shove this mop so far up your ass, you'll be burping soap bubbles," you threatened.
"...Sorry, ma'am," muttered Shanks.
Buggy snorted at Shanks and was silenced by your glare. Buggy held his hands up in surrender. Then someone from the crow's nest shouted, "Ship up ahead!"
You, Shanks, and
Migidoll FAQMigidoll FAQ6 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
[last update: July, 2014]
This FAQ tries to give you a general overview for Migidoll dolls so there is just one basic question about Bjd's. If you want to learn more about Bjd's in general please visit Den of Angels for more information.
1. What are BJDs?
2. Where can I buy a Migidoll?
3. Why is it always saying ''sold out'' for the item I want to purchase?
4. Which heads does Migidoll sell?
5. Can I purchase a head with the original Migidoll face-up shown on the website?
6. Where can I get a body for my Migidoll head?
7. What are the measurements of the Migidoll SD body?
8. How do I order a Migidoll?
9. How much are the shipping costs?
10. How about the payment?
11. How can I contact Migi?
12. What is a A or B type?/ To which body does my A or B type MD head fit? (relevant for heads bought before February 2010
Temperature [Reader x Law]You were with Law and Bepo in the submarine, watching them discuss the next route. You followed Law's fingers, as they pointed to a spot on the GPS. Damn, they were some pretty sexy fingers. Not that you were attracted to the fingers, but rather the owner of them. What you would do to tap that fine ass...Temperature [Reader x Law]2 years ago in Humor More Like This
I mean, what? Pshh, you're an innocent angel, you don't think thoughts like that. You lightly blushed at your thoughts. Then Law suddenly stopped and looked up.
Did I say that out loud?, you panicked.
"It's cold in here," pointed out Law. "Someone turn the temperature up."
Without missing a beat, you quickly answered, "Why? You seem pretty damn hot to me."
Law and Bepo stared at you. You realized what you had said and turned as red as a tomato. Law hummed in amusement. You stuttered.
"W-Whaaat, Penguin? You want me to feed the horses?" you pretended as if Penguin had called for you.
Law raised an eyebrow at this. You stiffened under his gaze.
"Um...gotta jet, see ya!" you yelle
It's Far From Over Chapter 6It's Far From Over Chapter 63 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"What do you want?"
"What!" Sarah shrieked, backing away from the smirking man in front of her. For a second she saw something like annoyance flick across his face but it was gone to quickly to tell.
"Really Sarah must I repeat myself?" he tittered at her. Sarah scowled, how dare he laugh at her after saying that!
"Why do you want me?" she hissed at him.
"You really don't know? Did my words mean nothing to you?" He asked stepping closer.
"What words?" Sarah asked exasperated. He just shook his head a smile on his lips.
"Really Sarah, how did you make it through my Labyrinth when you are completely incapable of working out something that is as clear as day? Think back Sarah, back to the Escher room."
Sarah frowned, in the Escher room she had chased Toby around till she jumped from that ledge and then...then she had confronted him and he had said...
"And the penny drops." He grinned down at her. Without Sarah realising he had stepped closer and that they we
Shirt [Reader x Zoro]"Roronoa Zoro! What in the name of Punk Hazard did you do to my shirt?" you yelled, holding up your favorite shirt.Shirt [Reader x Zoro]2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Well, uh, Luffy wa--"
"Ugh, forget it! This is my favorite shirt!" you huffed, holding up your once perfect shirt, but now with a huge rip in it.
"I said I was sorry," Zoro muttered.
"Is sorry going to magically stitch up my shirt? I think not," you glared.
"But it wasn't my fault!" he retorted.
"Yeah, because I didn't see you using your superhuman strength and rip my shirt," you responded.
You dropped your shirt into his lap and stomped your foot.
"Nami bought me that for my birthday! Do you know how rare it is for her to buy something for someone else?" you scolded. "Don't even get me started on how expensive it was. She charged me!"
Zoro looked towards the ground in defeat. Not even the Pirate Hunter was a match for you when you were angry.
"You better get me something equal or better than that shirt, or I swear I'll smack you a new scar!" you threatened, turni
Grass [Reader x Zoro]"Join my crew!" Luffy said.Grass [Reader x Zoro]2 years ago in Humor More Like This
You stared at him. Then Zoro. Then you burst out laughing.
"I've never been in a crew with a lawn before, but there's a first for everything!" you said, making fun of Zoro's hair.
"You're funny!" laughed Luffy.
You stepped onto the Thousand Sunny for the first time. It was absolutely beautiful. You felt something tickle your feet and you looked down. There was grass on the deck. Holy cowshit.
Then you burst into fits of giggles. The crew looked at you.
"What's wrong, [Name]?" asked Nami.
"Look, it's Zoro!" you said, pointing at the ground.
Zoro glared at you.
"Your ass is grass and-!" started Sanji, in an argument with Zoro.
"Actually Sanji, his hair is," you said.
"[Name]-chwaaan~!" Sanji cooed, doing his love tornado.
"I'm surrounded by idiots," muttered Zoro.
You stared at Zoro.
"When you shower, does a flower grow on your head?" you said. Zoro stared back as if you were an escaped mental patient.
EnglandXReader- Trick or Treat?EnglandXReader- Trick or Treat?3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Trick or treat?
You plopped on your sofa with a big bowl of candy on top of you. No, you couldn't touch those sweets as they weren't yours and they were for the trick-o-trick-ers.
Yeah, you guessed it. Today was Halloween. Scary costume, pumpkins, candy, legends and festive season.
...And you were stuck at home giving the candy to all the little dressed up kids who knocked your door as your mother took your own little brother and sister trick or treating.
Your father was sleeping, he had a night shift so he wasn't required the task.
So, you were left with the job to stay at home, waiting for children to come for their free candy, giggle in their 'scary' costumes and leave.
And then repeat.
"This is so boring..." you groaned. Seriously, you could have been at you friends Alfred's Halloween bash but Nooo, you had to stay and give out candy.
It would have been nice to spend the night with your friends and see him.
Great way to spend a F
Can I Crawl Into Bed With You?Can I Crawl Into Bed With You?4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
A sniffle in the darkness. Still wide awake, partially illuminated by the street lights of Manhattan, Tavros waited a beat before glancing at the other bed in the dorm. Gamzee was shaking softly, his face buried in his hands, turned towards Tavros.
Gamzee was crying.
Swallowing thickly, Tavros shifted under his blankets, the soft brushing of cloth much louder than anticipated in the still room. Gamzee's body instantly stilled. "You're still awake?" he breathed, muffled against his hands. Sitting up slowly, the older boy nodded and rested back against his arms, shivering for the chilly air in the room. "What are you doing, um, b-being over there? I thought you couldn't sleep without h-holding onto someone else." Silence reigned and the Capricorn still didn't show his face. "Nightmares again?" Tavros waited patiently after he spoke, understanding once Gamzee bit down on his escaping sob, causing the noise to squeal and turn into a guttural whine. Gamzee had had them before, only
Drinking Game [Reader x Zoro]It was no doubt you were a complete mess when drunk. One example being when Chopper had joined the crew. You were so smashed that you nearly fell overboard reenacting Titanic.Drinking Game [Reader x Zoro]2 years ago in Humor More Like This
"It was flawless~," you had slurred when Usopp pulled your hopeless ass back on deck.
You shook the memory out of your head. It was a pride-shattering moment. You stared at the crumpled piece of paper in your hand. Now that Franky had joined, you were determined to finish it. Your bucket list, that is. The last thing on the list stared at you.
Beat Zoro at a drinking game.
You cringed at the thought of doing something completely embarrassing again but you needed to do it. You went into the kitchen and rolled out two barrels of booze. You maneuvered your way around Luffy, Usopp, and Chopper who were screaming about Franky's weapons.
"Um, [Name]...what are you doing?" questioned Nami.
"Oh, just going to kick some marimo ass," you said innocently. In the background, you could hear Sanji swoon at your choice o
Chance EncounterThe sun began to set over Venice, Italy. Another day in the Renaissance ended, only to give birth to the Renaissance night. Lively chatter buzzed beneath as another party began to take life. Ezios target would not be inside another one of these parties. He would be hanging out on the edge of it, watching. These people didnt like to interact much with the Venetian crowd as much as they used to. Perhaps it was because they knew that their life was at risk?Chance Encounter6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The young assassin crept along the rooftops. His eyes were focused on observing the scene, calculating how quickly he could assassinate and get out without being caught. He stopped and tentatively looked over the edge into an alleyway. It was dark and empty. Perfect.
He leaped onto a nearby ledge and began to crawl downwards. The shadows covered him well, enveloping his descending form with black veils. Ezio let go of the ledge when he was only a few feet off the ground, landing with a thump. Thankfully, these Venetian gath
Bread [Reader x Law]"I DON'T LIKE BREAD!"Bread [Reader x Law]2 years ago in Humor More Like This
The crew looked at him.
"Tra-guy, why don't you like bread?" asked Luffy.
Law shuddered at the memory.
"Get away!" you yelled, throwing an apple at Law.
"The hell was that for?" asked Law.
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away," you informed.
"You need your flu shot, [Name]," he shook his head, holding up the needle.
"DON'T TOUCH ME WITH THAT THING!" you shouted, running to the galley.
You flipped a table over and hid behind it. You heard Law sigh, yet again, while walking into the room. You peered over the table and saw Law staring at your makeshift fort.
"It'll be quick, only a few seconds."
"No!" you whined.
Law walked towards you with the needle in hand. You screamed and grabbed a loaf of bread that the cook had just baked and threw it at Law.
Law's eyes widened at the sudden attack. Then you grabbed a baguette and started whacking him with it.
"O-Oi! What are you doing, woman?!" he screamed.
"I don't want a shot!" you said, still beatin
Tempted [Reader x Law]"Aww, Bepo, you're so cute~!" you squealed.Tempted [Reader x Law]2 years ago in Humor More Like This
"S-Sorry," the bear looked down.
"Don't be sorry that you're an adorable little poop!" you said, cuddling the large animal.
You heard a grunt from the corner of the room. You saw Law looking pissed and trying to avert his eyes from you.
"You jealous that a bear's getting more attention than you?" you teased.
"Tch, hell no," Law said.
"You sure~?" you said, walking slowly to Law.
You saw Law gulp and try to distract himself from you. You let yourself sit on his lap and made yourself comfortable. You threw your arm around his shoulders and tried not to laugh uncontrollably at Law's expression.
"So you're not the least bit tempted if I sat here?" you giggled.
"Hmm...not even if I did this?" you whispered into his ear.
"Not even...this?" you teased him further by tracing his jawline lightly with your finger.
You smirked at the slight layer of sweat appearing on his forehead.
"Alright then, I'll just entertain S