In His Element (ZoSanZo Oneshot)In His Element (ZoSanZo Oneshot)2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Every time his agent convinced him to join a new team, he'd always ended up wanting to kick the man in the balls by the end of the first practice. It had always seemed as if that idiot went out of his way to find the biggest assholes in the league to stick him with.
This bunch had seemed to be no different, but they had some real skills on the ice. That Eustass guy in particular was a helluva power forward; it almost seemed as if he had an unnatural pull over where the puck went. His boy Killer, as if his name fit like a glove, showed no mercy in the game but seemed to be a little more calculating and aloof than his friend; in addition to being one of the quickest playmakers he'd ever seen. The rest of the team seemed to follow their orders to a fault, so Zoro had mostly just observed them for the first session to see where he would fall in as the new shutdown. The only other new addition, Usopp, had been mouthy as hell while they'd been suiting up, bragging something about having eigh
L's CookbookL's Cookbook4 years ago in Humor More Like This
I am L. I have decided to write my own personal cookbook. Watari says that this is not a good idea. Watari says that I cannot cook and that any recipe I come up with will be very distasteful to someone else. I disagree with Watari. Thus, I am writing this.
What to Feed to Someone to Make Them Like You
The Love Cookie
I have never made a cookie before. Watari always does it for me, as I am often too busy solving cases to do it myself. Though, I assure you, I am positive I will be able to teach you how to make an exceptional cookie.
Alright first, get a big bowl. Pour 1 cup of water into the bowl. Then, drop in 1 full stick of butter.
I just tried to smash the cold butter that I dropped in the pot. It didn't work, so the next step is to microwave the butter in the microwave to melt it. Microwave until the butter boils. Then, take the bowl out of the microwave and stir it.
The next step (and most fun step) is to add 10 cups of sugar into the mixture. Be sure to stir it really w
Alone in the Dark - PrologueHow does a watch work? This is a very simple and yet complex question. It works with gears. It is all about gears. One gear is pushed, and the others follow as a result, unable to do anything else, unable to give us more time or to change the outcome of things, to allow us to change it. Once a gear is pushed the others will follow no matter what, always in the same eternal, unstoppable and unavoidable way. Reminding me of the time that flies, the inevitability of events, that the end that can't be stopped One gear is pushed the others follow as a result. There is nothing you can do about it, nothing at all. Time goes away, never to return. A watch symbolises all of this; change, death, eternity None of these things can leave my mind; maybe because of what I am about to do. I don't know, and I doubt that I ever will, but I don't care. All I know is that I must finish what I started, no matter what. Once I finish this everything will run smoothly, it will be unstoppable.Alone in the Dark - Prologue3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Letter to ... Chapter 6Letter to ... Chapter 65 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 6: My father - Edward Newgate/ Whitebeard
We are not related by blood but that doesn't mean anything to me. You are more a father to me than Gol D. Roger ever had been so I will go on ahead and call you father as I had done since I came to your crew and as everyone of your crew does. I also have to thank you for everything you did for me. If you wouldn't have taken me into your crew, the Marines would have captured me earlier. You always protected me, even if you didn't tell me. And it didn't mean anything to you that my father was your biggest rival, you just saw me as the one I wanted to be, as Portgas D. Ace and not as my father's son.
I owe you so much, father, and I wish I could talk to you one last time but that isn't possible, so I'm writing this letter even if I don't know if you will get it. This letter will contain the last words I have to say to you.
When I came into your crew you said that I can become your son if I wanted to. But in
Blue Haired Beauty: Chapter 3Blue Haired Beauty: Chapter 34 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Ceil had taken a vote of silence after Ace's blockheaded move, and refused to speak a word to him, no matter how many times he had tried to gain her attention. She now spent her time counting her remaining beli repeatedly, in hopes that there would be more than the last time she had counted.
So far she had counted 15 times.
"100,000," she mumbled for the fifth time, throwing the small stack back into the suitcase next to the two pieces of jewelry the man had slipped into it before her departure.
She grumbled at his voice and ignored the freckled-boy, and went back to counting the smaller than supposed to be pile of beli.
The girl in question's eyebrow twitched noticeably, but she did not answer his voice calling to her.
"WHAT ACE!" she screamed, twisting her torso around to glare at the freckled boy. "What the hell could be so important that you MUST repeat my name!"
He gulped and scooted back slowly, a
Letter to ... Chapter 5Letter to ... Chapter 55 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 5: My teacher - Dadan
I don't have to say much to you but still I feel like I have to write something to you.
When Garp brought me to you I didn't like you as you didn't like me. You saw in me a risk to your village, what was surely true. But still, you looked after me and taught me many things. Some years later Luffy came and you had to stop our fights and quarrels, but with the time it got better and we both, Luffy and me, learned to live with you. You taught us so much, most of the things you taught me have saved my life more than once and therefore I'm grateful. Thanks to you I'm not as other Devil Fruits users, I don't just rely on the power of my Devil Fruit but also fight with my own strength and with the techniques you showed me
You knew of my father as you knew of Luffys but it never mattered to you. Then I've become pirate and at first you were angry but then you accepted it.
You, too, did much for me and I think I can call you Sensei
Blue Haired Beauty: Chapter 4Blue Haired Beauty: Chapter 43 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 4: That Damn Hat
"What the hell do you mean allowance!" Ace whined.
Ceil crossed her slender arms over her chest and glared at the pouting freckled pirate. "You heard me! It was your fault we lost all of that money and now you're going to pay! We have barely 100,000 beli left so we have to make it last until we can find a way to earn money. I'm giving you a limit of three thousand beli to spend while we're here and I want you to spend it on something useful, not some stupid shit like a toy or on nothing but food."
Ace pouted at her, staring at the small folded bills she shoved into his large palm. "But...That's not fair..."
"What did you say?"
Ace stood up straight, waving his hands wildly in front of himself as the glare she threw his way made a shiver run down his spine. "N-Nothing!"
Ceil nodded and turned on her heel, stomping away. "That's what I thought!"
Ceil made her way through the large port town, over her shoulder hung the cowskin bag intrusted to her by Mrs. Wanda, a
Letter to ... Chapter 4Letter to ... Chapter 45 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 4: Monkey D. Garp
I still don't really know how I should call you so I just call you Garp as I always did. I know how much it took out of you to fulfill the last wish of my father and to look after me when my mother died. I'm grateful for everything you have been doing for me and even doing now for me. You couldn't do anything against me being captured by Blackbeard and being brought to Impel Down, that was my fault alone, so I don't blame you for anything now and will never do.
But even if you couldn't do anything against me being captured, you gave me the possibility to write this letters to the persons I want, so I'm also writing one to you. Here, in Level 6 of Impel Down, where I am sitting, the prisoners are taken every several hours to torture as you know. Sometimes it feels like it's unbearable but I have never let a single cry of pain coming over my lips, no matter how painful and how long the torture is. And even now, when you shouldn't
A new threat - A shadow's whisperingA new threat - A shadow's whispering2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Jamie bent over, very close to Jack's face. He stayed like that, without speaking. The spirit didn't give a hint of sensing him, his features contracting in torment. The child suddenly understood what Jack had felt, all those years peeking behind - beyond - the window, begging for a single answer to his hopes, to his efforts. The roles had been shifted. Now the rascal was on the other, unreachable side of the glass, unaware that someone was trying to communicate, waiting for a sign that may never come. It was so unbearably painful. When Jack's eyelids flickered and his features warped in a grimace, Jamie sobbed, unable to contain the searing grief.
No, I can't cry. he told to himself. He wiped his eyes clean with the sleeve. It was his turn to be strong.
he whispered .
The three hallways that linked the elevators with the chamber were filled with darting yetis, who were shouting in their unintelligible language. The elves were being drawn away, to avoid further complications.
Tick TockIt scares you doesn't it?Tick Tock4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Tick Tock - fear the clock,
shut the door and twist the lock.
You always ran away when you got scared.
Tick Tock - fear the clock,
slide on down, wait for the knock.
You just don't know how to deal with it.
Tick Tock - fear the clock,
listen close and hear them mock.
You wish that they'd all just go away.
Tick Tock - fear the clock,
burn the door and break the lock.
You forsake all of the bridges we built together.
Tick Tock fear the clock,
in the dark, like birds they flock.
You can't stand living in this lie one second longer.
Tick Tock smash the clock
bleed out time, and love the shock.
You don't have to hide from me.
I love you for you and that will never change.
Akatsuki's girlfriendsAkatsuki's girlfriendsAkatsuki's girlfriends6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Warning: Now this is weird! Idiocy and some odd references.
They were like a big happy family and they really liked to spend a lot of time together. And finally Pein had decided to meet everyone's girlfriends. The others knew that he and Konan were together, but he didn't know much about their relationships.
And one nice day they were having dinner and there they were, sitting at the table together with their girls or whatever they had.
A long awkward silence. And then...
Itachi: Sakura, why are you frowning at me?
Sakura: Well, I had no idea Sasuke was your girlfriend. I mean that's sick, you're brothers for god's sake!
Sasuke: (gives her an irritated look) Well, Sakura, at least you have a 'normal' boyfriend. Though I wonder why you chose him of all people. I can understand that when Rock Lee asked you to marry him you were horrified, because he's so damn ugly, but, come on, I don't think Kisame is much prettier.
Kisame: Go fuck yourself, Uchiha, blue is sexy!
Smart [Reader x Bartolomeo]Bartolomeo walked out of the arena, smirking at his victory. You stared at him unimpressed. He caught your eye and sneered at you.Smart [Reader x Bartolomeo]11 months ago in Humor More Like This
"What are you staring at?" Bartolomeo hissed.
"You're not a very smart man, are you?" you sighed.
"Excuse me?" he said, glaring.
"You're excused," you said.
Bartolomeo glared even harder. If looks could kill...
"I don't like fighting girls, but I will," he threatened.
"I'm a woman, thank you very much," you said, nonchalantly.
"Tch. So why aren't I a smart man?" Bartolomeo asked.
"You have a weapon down the front of your pants," you pointed out.
"So?" the green-haired man retorted.
"Unless you want a sudden sex change, I'd advise you to keep that weapon somewhere other than the front of your pants," you explained coolly.
"See ya, I got things to do!"
He glared at your back.
"Women these days."
SERVING PLATE 1SERVING PLATE 13 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
S-S-S-S-SERVING PLATE 1!
S-S-S-S-SERVING PLATE 1!
Baby I know you've been very hungry
And I know you've been needing me
BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO STARVE NO MORE!
CAUSE RIGHT NOW I'M COMING OVER!
SO LEAVE YOUR WINDOW OPEN!
CAUSE TONIGHT I'M BRINGING MY RECIPY!
SO GET READY TO BE SATISFIED TONIGHT!
CAUSE THIS IS SOMETHING YOU'VE NEVER HAD!
THIS SOMETHING THAT WILL MAKE YOU SO GLAD!
IT WILL MAKE EVERY OTHER GIRL JELIOUS AND MAD
THIS IS PLATE NUMBER ONE!
S-S-S-S-SERVING PLATE 1!
Now this plate is one of a kind
Something in your life that you'll never ever find
All those other guys were amateurs and just a bore
When I serve this baby you'll get goose-bumps while your taste buds will sore
You'll be like "Sanji is the man, oh my god, he's the cooking champion"
Temperature [Reader x Law]You were with Law and Bepo in the submarine, watching them discuss the next route. You followed Law's fingers, as they pointed to a spot on the GPS. Damn, they were some pretty sexy fingers. Not that you were attracted to the fingers, but rather the owner of them. What you would do to tap that fine ass...Temperature [Reader x Law]1 year ago in Humor More Like This
I mean, what? Pshh, you're an innocent angel, you don't think thoughts like that. You lightly blushed at your thoughts. Then Law suddenly stopped and looked up.
Did I say that out loud?, you panicked.
"It's cold in here," pointed out Law. "Someone turn the temperature up."
Without missing a beat, you quickly answered, "Why? You seem pretty damn hot to me."
Law and Bepo stared at you. You realized what you had said and turned as red as a tomato. Law hummed in amusement. You stuttered.
"W-Whaaat, Penguin? You want me to feed the horses?" you pretended as if Penguin had called for you.
Law raised an eyebrow at this. You stiffened under his gaze.
"Um...gotta jet, see ya!" you yelle
Playing With Your HairWhen everybody dreams of pixies I dream of you,Playing With Your Hair4 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
The puffiness under your eyes,
Making your smiles always so pretty,
And the sincere love in your eyes that makes me ever so happy.
It could have been your lovely voice,
Or the very act of whispering that took my heart.
Whispers of everything I ever wanted there to be,
Betraying everything I needed you to see.
And no one should let true love sift through their fingers like dreams,
Because it's just too preciously rare these days,
Unlike all the infatuations in the world,
And the unending love I have for you.
Migidoll FAQMigidoll FAQ5 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
[last update: July, 2014]
This FAQ tries to give you a general overview for Migidoll dolls so there is just one basic question about Bjd's. If you want to learn more about Bjd's in general please visit Den of Angels for more information.
1. What are BJDs?
2. Where can I buy a Migidoll?
3. Why is it always saying ''sold out'' for the item I want to purchase?
4. Which heads does Migidoll sell?
5. Can I purchase a head with the original Migidoll face-up shown on the website?
6. Where can I get a body for my Migidoll head?
7. What are the measurements of the Migidoll SD body?
8. How do I order a Migidoll?
9. How much are the shipping costs?
10. How about the payment?
11. How can I contact Migi?
12. What is a A or B type?/ To which body does my A or B type MD head fit? (relevant for heads bought before February 2010
Nightmares and saviorsNightmares and saviors2 years ago in Drama More Like This
Pitch had been defeated, the children believed in Jack Frost, and now everyone was going back to their usual duties, all except Jack. What was he to do? There was nothing /to/ do when summer had come in. When there was no snow to play in, he didn't have anything to do. So what better solution...than to have fun with the only person he knew /wasn't/ working year round!
He used one of his globes given to him by North to visit his friend, if you could even say that about their relationship, E. Aster Bunnymund. Hopping through the portal, he found himself landed on a massive moss-covered stone egg, a smile on his face as he looked around for the Pooka. No sign of him. A pout took over that smile and he huffed, hopping off of the large egg and landing gracefully on his feet, beginning to walk around and explore. He wouldn't do any harm just looking, right?
After what felt like an eternity (but was really just twenty minutes), Jack groaned and fell into a large field of clovers by one of the
Hail Jashin X3Hail Jashin X36 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
Hail Jashin, full of glory , the Power is with thee; wicked hope in this ocean of blood, and wicked is the fruit of thy fiendish heart.
Lord Jashin, destroyer of the creation, slay for us sinners, now in this hour of death.
Buggy X Reader: It's MeSlapping the newspaper back on the table to its front cover, you sipped your latte with a smirk as you stared at the cover’s headline. “New Shichibukai: Buggy the Clown” is what it read. That was a real shocker. Someone like Buggy gaining the position of a shichibukai? That was some insane assed feat for someone of his standard.Buggy X Reader: It's Me5 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
“I bet he threatened them with pie to get that position.” You spoke in your head. The thought made you laugh out loud slightly. God damn your shitty sense of humor.
Getting up from the table you sat at just outside a coffee shop, you left a few hundred beli coins on the table as a tip and went on your way. You stopped at a small island not too long ago for a break. It was rather quaint, and you enjoyed the calming atmosphere it had. A nice change from the raging seas you were sailing only just a few days ago. Now, you were making your way back to the docks to set sail once again. There was business to take care of as a
Shirt [Reader x Zoro]"Roronoa Zoro! What in the name of Punk Hazard did you do to my shirt?" you yelled, holding up your favorite shirt.Shirt [Reader x Zoro]1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Well, uh, Luffy wa--"
"Ugh, forget it! This is my favorite shirt!" you huffed, holding up your once perfect shirt, but now with a huge rip in it.
"I said I was sorry," Zoro muttered.
"Is sorry going to magically stitch up my shirt? I think not," you glared.
"But it wasn't my fault!" he retorted.
"Yeah, because I didn't see you using your superhuman strength and rip my shirt," you responded.
You dropped your shirt into his lap and stomped your foot.
"Nami bought me that for my birthday! Do you know how rare it is for her to buy something for someone else?" you scolded. "Don't even get me started on how expensive it was. She charged me!"
Zoro looked towards the ground in defeat. Not even the Pirate Hunter was a match for you when you were angry.
"You better get me something equal or better than that shirt, or I swear I'll smack you a new scar!" you threatened, turni
Road Trip [Straw Hats x Reader] -AU-The obnoxious beeping of a car was outside. You grumbled and glanced at your alarm clock. It was 6 A.M.Road Trip [Straw Hats x Reader] -AU-4 months ago in Humor More Like This
"The nerve!" you huffed. Then your phone rang. Your eye twitched in annoyance.
You tapped on the answer button and brought the phone up to your ear.
"Hello?" you answered, groggily.
"GOOD MORNING, [NAME]!"
You screamed at the sudden voice and nearly dropped your poor phone. After fumbling with it, you brought it back up to your ear.
"Why are you calling at this ungodly hour?" you yelled.
"Sorry, [Name], Luffy's a bit excited," Nami said.
"What? What are you talking about?" you asked.
"We're going on a road trip!" yelled Franky, from the background.
"...Now?" you said in disbelief.
"Yeah, it was a spur of a moment thing," explained Nami.
"Please tell me Zoro isn't driving," you begged.
"YOU'RE ON SPEAKER PHONE!" yelled Zoro.
"No, Franky's driving," laughed Nami.
"Okay, um, give me an hour and a half to get ready and pack my stuff up?" you asked.
"Robin and I can help you, if yo
Cleaning Duty [Reader x Buggy]"I hate you," you muttered.Cleaning Duty [Reader x Buggy]10 months ago in Humor More Like This
"Me?" Buggy asked.
"Yeah, you, big nose," you glared.
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING BIG NOSE?" Buggy screeched. "And why?"
"Um, maybe because you got me on cleaning duty?" you huffed.
Long story short, Buggy had set a stink bomb in Rayleigh's room, thinking that it was Shanks's room (honestly, what kind of an idiot does that?) and he blamed you for it. And now you were mopping the life out of the Oro Jackson, hair tied up and bandanna tied around your mouth and nose so the fumes from the cleaning supplies wouldn't irritate you. Shanks walked toward the both of you, scratching the back of his head.
"Dahaha! How's the cleaning going?" Shanks teased.
"One more word out of you and I'll shove this mop so far up your ass, you'll be burping soap bubbles," you threatened.
"...Sorry, ma'am," muttered Shanks.
Buggy snorted at Shanks and was silenced by your glare. Buggy held his hands up in surrender. Then someone from the crow's nest shouted, "Ship up ahead!"
You, Shanks, and
Grass [Reader x Zoro]"Join my crew!" Luffy said.Grass [Reader x Zoro]1 year ago in Humor More Like This
You stared at him. Then Zoro. Then you burst out laughing.
"I've never been in a crew with a lawn before, but there's a first for everything!" you said, making fun of Zoro's hair.
"You're funny!" laughed Luffy.
You stepped onto the Thousand Sunny for the first time. It was absolutely beautiful. You felt something tickle your feet and you looked down. There was grass on the deck. Holy cowshit.
Then you burst into fits of giggles. The crew looked at you.
"What's wrong, [Name]?" asked Nami.
"Look, it's Zoro!" you said, pointing at the ground.
Zoro glared at you.
"Your ass is grass and-!" started Sanji, in an argument with Zoro.
"Actually Sanji, his hair is," you said.
"[Name]-chwaaan~!" Sanji cooed, doing his love tornado.
"I'm surrounded by idiots," muttered Zoro.
You stared at Zoro.
"When you shower, does a flower grow on your head?" you said. Zoro stared back as if you were an escaped mental patient.
It's Far From Over Chapter 6It's Far From Over Chapter 62 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"What do you want?"
"What!" Sarah shrieked, backing away from the smirking man in front of her. For a second she saw something like annoyance flick across his face but it was gone to quickly to tell.
"Really Sarah must I repeat myself?" he tittered at her. Sarah scowled, how dare he laugh at her after saying that!
"Why do you want me?" she hissed at him.
"You really don't know? Did my words mean nothing to you?" He asked stepping closer.
"What words?" Sarah asked exasperated. He just shook his head a smile on his lips.
"Really Sarah, how did you make it through my Labyrinth when you are completely incapable of working out something that is as clear as day? Think back Sarah, back to the Escher room."
Sarah frowned, in the Escher room she had chased Toby around till she jumped from that ledge and then...then she had confronted him and he had said...
"And the penny drops." He grinned down at her. Without Sarah realising he had stepped closer and that they we