SERVING PLATE 1SERVING PLATE 13 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
S-S-S-S-SERVING PLATE 1!
S-S-S-S-SERVING PLATE 1!
Baby I know you've been very hungry
And I know you've been needing me
BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO STARVE NO MORE!
CAUSE RIGHT NOW I'M COMING OVER!
SO LEAVE YOUR WINDOW OPEN!
CAUSE TONIGHT I'M BRINGING MY RECIPY!
SO GET READY TO BE SATISFIED TONIGHT!
CAUSE THIS IS SOMETHING YOU'VE NEVER HAD!
THIS SOMETHING THAT WILL MAKE YOU SO GLAD!
IT WILL MAKE EVERY OTHER GIRL JELIOUS AND MAD
THIS IS PLATE NUMBER ONE!
S-S-S-S-SERVING PLATE 1!
Now this plate is one of a kind
Something in your life that you'll never ever find
All those other guys were amateurs and just a bore
When I serve this baby you'll get goose-bumps while your taste buds will sore
You'll be like "Sanji is the man, oh my god, he's the cooking champion"
Playing With Your HairWhen everybody dreams of pixies I dream of you,Playing With Your Hair5 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
The puffiness under your eyes,
Making your smiles always so pretty,
And the sincere love in your eyes that makes me ever so happy.
It could have been your lovely voice,
Or the very act of whispering that took my heart.
Whispers of everything I ever wanted there to be,
Betraying everything I needed you to see.
And no one should let true love sift through their fingers like dreams,
Because it's just too preciously rare these days,
Unlike all the infatuations in the world,
And the unending love I have for you.
Road Trip [Straw Hats x Reader] -AU-The obnoxious beeping of a car was outside. You grumbled and glanced at your alarm clock. It was 6 A.M.Road Trip [Straw Hats x Reader] -AU-9 months ago in Humor More Like This
"The nerve!" you huffed. Then your phone rang. Your eye twitched in annoyance.
You tapped on the answer button and brought the phone up to your ear.
"Hello?" you answered, groggily.
"GOOD MORNING, [NAME]!"
You screamed at the sudden voice and nearly dropped your poor phone. After fumbling with it, you brought it back up to your ear.
"Why are you calling at this ungodly hour?" you yelled.
"Sorry, [Name], Luffy's a bit excited," Nami said.
"What? What are you talking about?" you asked.
"We're going on a road trip!" yelled Franky, from the background.
"...Now?" you said in disbelief.
"Yeah, it was a spur of a moment thing," explained Nami.
"Please tell me Zoro isn't driving," you begged.
"YOU'RE ON SPEAKER PHONE!" yelled Zoro.
"No, Franky's driving," laughed Nami.
"Okay, um, give me an hour and a half to get ready and pack my stuff up?" you asked.
"Robin and I can help you, if yo
Cleaning Duty [Reader x Buggy]"I hate you," you muttered.Cleaning Duty [Reader x Buggy]1 year ago in Humor More Like This
"Me?" Buggy asked.
"Yeah, you, big nose," you glared.
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING BIG NOSE?" Buggy screeched. "And why?"
"Um, maybe because you got me on cleaning duty?" you huffed.
Long story short, Buggy had set a stink bomb in Rayleigh's room, thinking that it was Shanks's room (honestly, what kind of an idiot does that?) and he blamed you for it. And now you were mopping the life out of the Oro Jackson, hair tied up and bandanna tied around your mouth and nose so the fumes from the cleaning supplies wouldn't irritate you. Shanks walked toward the both of you, scratching the back of his head.
"Dahaha! How's the cleaning going?" Shanks teased.
"One more word out of you and I'll shove this mop so far up your ass, you'll be burping soap bubbles," you threatened.
"...Sorry, ma'am," muttered Shanks.
Buggy snorted at Shanks and was silenced by your glare. Buggy held his hands up in surrender. Then someone from the crow's nest shouted, "Ship up ahead!"
You, Shanks, and
It's Far From Over Chapter 6It's Far From Over Chapter 63 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"What do you want?"
"What!" Sarah shrieked, backing away from the smirking man in front of her. For a second she saw something like annoyance flick across his face but it was gone to quickly to tell.
"Really Sarah must I repeat myself?" he tittered at her. Sarah scowled, how dare he laugh at her after saying that!
"Why do you want me?" she hissed at him.
"You really don't know? Did my words mean nothing to you?" He asked stepping closer.
"What words?" Sarah asked exasperated. He just shook his head a smile on his lips.
"Really Sarah, how did you make it through my Labyrinth when you are completely incapable of working out something that is as clear as day? Think back Sarah, back to the Escher room."
Sarah frowned, in the Escher room she had chased Toby around till she jumped from that ledge and then...then she had confronted him and he had said...
"And the penny drops." He grinned down at her. Without Sarah realising he had stepped closer and that they we
Drinking Game [Reader x Zoro]It was no doubt you were a complete mess when drunk. One example being when Chopper had joined the crew. You were so smashed that you nearly fell overboard reenacting Titanic.Drinking Game [Reader x Zoro]2 years ago in Humor More Like This
"It was flawless~," you had slurred when Usopp pulled your hopeless ass back on deck.
You shook the memory out of your head. It was a pride-shattering moment. You stared at the crumpled piece of paper in your hand. Now that Franky had joined, you were determined to finish it. Your bucket list, that is. The last thing on the list stared at you.
Beat Zoro at a drinking game.
You cringed at the thought of doing something completely embarrassing again but you needed to do it. You went into the kitchen and rolled out two barrels of booze. You maneuvered your way around Luffy, Usopp, and Chopper who were screaming about Franky's weapons.
"Um, [Name]...what are you doing?" questioned Nami.
"Oh, just going to kick some marimo ass," you said innocently. In the background, you could hear Sanji swoon at your choice o
Bread [Reader x Law]"I DON'T LIKE BREAD!"Bread [Reader x Law]1 year ago in Humor More Like This
The crew looked at him.
"Tra-guy, why don't you like bread?" asked Luffy.
Law shuddered at the memory.
"Get away!" you yelled, throwing an apple at Law.
"The hell was that for?" asked Law.
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away," you informed.
"You need your flu shot, [Name]," he shook his head, holding up the needle.
"DON'T TOUCH ME WITH THAT THING!" you shouted, running to the galley.
You flipped a table over and hid behind it. You heard Law sigh, yet again, while walking into the room. You peered over the table and saw Law staring at your makeshift fort.
"It'll be quick, only a few seconds."
"No!" you whined.
Law walked towards you with the needle in hand. You screamed and grabbed a loaf of bread that the cook had just baked and threw it at Law.
Law's eyes widened at the sudden attack. Then you grabbed a baguette and started whacking him with it.
"O-Oi! What are you doing, woman?!" he screamed.
"I don't want a shot!" you said, still beatin
Chance EncounterThe sun began to set over Venice, Italy. Another day in the Renaissance ended, only to give birth to the Renaissance night. Lively chatter buzzed beneath as another party began to take life. Ezios target would not be inside another one of these parties. He would be hanging out on the edge of it, watching. These people didnt like to interact much with the Venetian crowd as much as they used to. Perhaps it was because they knew that their life was at risk?Chance Encounter6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The young assassin crept along the rooftops. His eyes were focused on observing the scene, calculating how quickly he could assassinate and get out without being caught. He stopped and tentatively looked over the edge into an alleyway. It was dark and empty. Perfect.
He leaped onto a nearby ledge and began to crawl downwards. The shadows covered him well, enveloping his descending form with black veils. Ezio let go of the ledge when he was only a few feet off the ground, landing with a thump. Thankfully, these Venetian gath
Tempted [Reader x Law]"Aww, Bepo, you're so cute~!" you squealed.Tempted [Reader x Law]1 year ago in Humor More Like This
"S-Sorry," the bear looked down.
"Don't be sorry that you're an adorable little poop!" you said, cuddling the large animal.
You heard a grunt from the corner of the room. You saw Law looking pissed and trying to avert his eyes from you.
"You jealous that a bear's getting more attention than you?" you teased.
"Tch, hell no," Law said.
"You sure~?" you said, walking slowly to Law.
You saw Law gulp and try to distract himself from you. You let yourself sit on his lap and made yourself comfortable. You threw your arm around his shoulders and tried not to laugh uncontrollably at Law's expression.
"So you're not the least bit tempted if I sat here?" you giggled.
"Hmm...not even if I did this?" you whispered into his ear.
"Not even...this?" you teased him further by tracing his jawline lightly with your finger.
You smirked at the slight layer of sweat appearing on his forehead.
"Alright then, I'll just entertain S
Can I Crawl Into Bed With You?Can I Crawl Into Bed With You?4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
A sniffle in the darkness. Still wide awake, partially illuminated by the street lights of Manhattan, Tavros waited a beat before glancing at the other bed in the dorm. Gamzee was shaking softly, his face buried in his hands, turned towards Tavros.
Gamzee was crying.
Swallowing thickly, Tavros shifted under his blankets, the soft brushing of cloth much louder than anticipated in the still room. Gamzee's body instantly stilled. "You're still awake?" he breathed, muffled against his hands. Sitting up slowly, the older boy nodded and rested back against his arms, shivering for the chilly air in the room. "What are you doing, um, b-being over there? I thought you couldn't sleep without h-holding onto someone else." Silence reigned and the Capricorn still didn't show his face. "Nightmares again?" Tavros waited patiently after he spoke, understanding once Gamzee bit down on his escaping sob, causing the noise to squeal and turn into a guttural whine. Gamzee had had them before, only
Pretty PeopleI just want to be pretty.Pretty People2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Like him, like her...
I want the face that
I want the body that
Why is she so skinny?
Why is she so curvy?
Why is he so handsome?
Why is he so perfect?
I just want to be sexy.
Like him, like her...
I want to fit in my
Old jeans and dresses
That I wore in high school.
I want to walk by to
Have people whisper,
"That girl is gorgeous."
I just want to be thin.
Like him, like her...
Why are they so lucky?
Why do they get the glory?
Why do they get that body
And that face without
Even working for it?
You know the feeling
Of being called ugly,
Unless you're one of them.
I know the feeling
Of being called ugly,
Cause I'm not one of them.
I put on makeup to
Make myself look different.
I'm ashamed at my
My parents were pretty,
So why not me?
I just want to be pretty.
Like him, like her....
ThE dReAmSThE dReAmS4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"LOVELY DAY OUT! Isn't it...?"
It certainly was a miraculous day, very much so, at least to my eyes. The clouds had left their foggy posts, at least for the most part, and the moonlight shone through beautifully, tinting the blood and cadavers on the lawn in the neon shades of green and pink. Tavros, my beautiful Tavros, remained silent at my side, a heavy weight on my side. Had he always been this heavy? I'd missed so much, it seemed, since his escape. NO! NO, IT WASN'T AN ESCAPE, I NEVER HELD HIM AGAINST HIS WILL, HE LEFT, HE ONLY LEFT, THAT'S WHAT IT WAS. HE LEFT AND LOST HIS WAY, SAID HE'D BE BACK AND JUST MISPLACED HIMSELF. BUT NOW HE'S BACK FOR GOOD...
I cock my head slightly to look at him, a warm loving smile gracing my lips without having to think about it. "YOU DON'T TALK MUCH ANYMORE. Are you sick...?" His legs remain pellmell against the overgrown grasses, hands folded in his lap. I can't help myself; I run my clawed hand through his growing hair, linger playfully at the ba
Heart Log: Silence"Oi. Who the hell lef' them dish's on the table?" The asker's voice was bereft of its customary good humor.Heart Log: Silence2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"You're the cook. Isn't that part of your job?" came a drawl of a reply.
"Only after norm'l breakfast. After that, yous clean yur own dishes."
"I had the last watch yesterday. Of course I couldn't make it to the schedule."
Framing the door of the pilot room, the Heart Pirates cook muttered something under his breath. Then, turning back to the hall, he called out to the men gathered in the room.
"Well I ain't got no time for yur excuses. You shoulda told me earlier, y'know? 'Cuz now it's late and I gotta start 'n lunch."
A heavy silence fell over the group at his leave. Small glances were cast towards the object of their cook's ire. When he could no longer stand the accusing apprehension being thrown his way, he stood up wordlessly and strode out to the galley. The heavy air was disturbed only by the shifting of many stationary bodies on their seats, turning their attention back t
Asgard's Princess: Chapter 8 (Fem!Thor x Loki) AUAsgard's Princess: Chapter 8 (Fem!Thor x Loki) AU8 months ago in Romance More Like This
Loki let out a deep breath as he sat on his bed. He removed his shoes then lay back, his hands behind his head. That song, it would not leave his mind. I’ve turned into a monster.
“No!” Loki said, quickly sitting up and putting his head in his hands. “I was always the monster,” Loki accepted. He stared wide-eyed at the floor as he heard footsteps near his door. There was a loud bang suddenly, someone knocking crazily. “It’s not locked,” Loki mumbled, granting whoever was there entry. The door opened and Loki didn’t even bother to look up and see who it was. He didn’t care.
“Loki, where were you?” Thora’s voice, sounding on the verge of tears, said. Loki looked up. Perhaps she was the one and only person Loki did want to see. “I’ve been searching for you all day and you were nowhere
LoZ: Mysterious Travel Guide ch.27Chapter 27LoZ: Mysterious Travel Guide ch.273 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"You idiot!" Midna said angrily. "It seeks you because you're it's rightful master? Are you that thick?! It only wants you to think that! Majora has absolutely no intention of calling you or anyone master!"
"And how would you know Twilight Princess?" Ganon asked, aggressively.
"Because I've known the story of Majora since I was a child! I know of it's true nature, it's true motive! It's even more cruel and evil than you are, a true demon compared to you!"
"No Ganon! It is not enough! Can't you see that it was just planning to use you like a mere tool?! It chose you so it can control you!"
"Ha! You think I'm going to fall for that silly superstition?! You can't fool me with those lies, it only proves of your cowardice! You're just scared, because you know you can't beat me once I wear it! You're too weak!"
Midna made a deep growling scowl. "Do not... confuse cowardice for common sense, which is something that you lack!!"
Ganondorf's amber eyes stared sharp daggers a
Kevin's Speech ContinuedWARNING RATED PG 13Kevin's Speech Continued5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Where do baby Alien X's come from?" Ten year old Ben asked.
Kevin put his hand on Ben's shoulder. "When two constellations love each other very much.." he started.
"Kevin!" Gwen exclaimed.
"Just trying to help the kid out. I had to learn about "astrophysics" on the streets," Kevin answered.
He turned to Ben and whispered. "I'm going to tell you everything."
"So what happens?"
*Five minutes Later*
"Any questions?" Kevin asked.
"I just don't get it!" Ben exclaimed. "Constellations aren't boys or girls. They don't have rocket ships. Rocket Ships have never been in a nebula. Constellations can't move on top of each other! White stars don't come out of ro
How It WorksHow It Works3 years ago in Romance More Like This
The Apple family were swamped with ponies clamoring to buy the cider they had spent the past hour making. They wouldn't notice if she slipped away, no one would in this sea of ponies.
Twilight focused a picture of the, what had they called it? Super Speedy Cider Squeezy, in her mind and teleported. She found herself on the side of the road, next to a small cafe, several miles outside of Ponyville. Her eyes immediately picked out the bright red and white mane of one of the brothers.
"Hey!" she called out. The stallion turned around, it was the one without the mustache.
"We're leaving," he replied, "No need for any more trouble." He looked anxious.
"I don't want trouble, I want answers," said Twilight standing her ground.
"And what answers would those be little filly?" asked Flim.
"You're machine. I've never seen anything like it. How does it work? The mix of machinery and magic is amazing!"
A look of surprise crossed the stallion's face, then he smiled. "Well that's a lot of technical t
It was an AccidentIn Illinois, lived a peaceful family, who was like a normal family, as the neighbors explained to be. They lived in a big home that was fit for five people. They were the Jones family (not related to Indiana Jones, the famous archeologist). There was Mr. Jones, the father of the house; Mrs. Jones, the mother of the house; and their three children: Caroline (11), Edward (9), and Matilda (7). All the neighbors have said that they are the kindness people that any one could ever meet, and that the children are little angels. Though, looks can be deceiving when it comes to those children. They seem nice, but they are destructive and mischievous. When there parents and family members are not there in the house, they destroy anything that they touch. Now sometimes they do get caught, andIt was an Accident5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
when they do, their excuse is, "But it was an accident. It will never happen again." The parents let them go and have them clean up the damage and sometimes put them in time out for a few minutes. Now when it
L's CookbookL's Cookbook4 years ago in Humor More Like This
I am L. I have decided to write my own personal cookbook. Watari says that this is not a good idea. Watari says that I cannot cook and that any recipe I come up with will be very distasteful to someone else. I disagree with Watari. Thus, I am writing this.
What to Feed to Someone to Make Them Like You
The Love Cookie
I have never made a cookie before. Watari always does it for me, as I am often too busy solving cases to do it myself. Though, I assure you, I am positive I will be able to teach you how to make an exceptional cookie.
Alright first, get a big bowl. Pour 1 cup of water into the bowl. Then, drop in 1 full stick of butter.
I just tried to smash the cold butter that I dropped in the pot. It didn't work, so the next step is to microwave the butter in the microwave to melt it. Microwave until the butter boils. Then, take the bowl out of the microwave and stir it.
The next step (and most fun step) is to add 10 cups of sugar into the mixture. Be sure to stir it really w
Is It Fair?Title: Is It Fair?Is It Fair?4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Word Count: 581
Pairing: Mentions of Roger/Rouge
Type: AU, Set in Modern Times, in Prison
Genre: Comedy, General
Disclaimer: I don't own anything from One Piece. One Piece belongs to Eiichiro Oda.
VTM: Decided to do something a little different.
Rayleigh sat there with dumbfounded look on his face. "A what?"
"A baby, I'm going to have a kid." Roger said while grinning from ear to ear.
Rayleigh and Roger were standing out in the exercise yard of the Impel Correction Facility. The two were inmates and long time partners in crime. From cons to robberies the two had some real misadventures in the past. However now they were stuck paying for their crimes after finally being caught.
There was then a long silence as Rayleigh tried to let this all sink in. For as long as he had known the man, he never expected those words to ever come from him."Roger, you do know
Alone in the Dark - PrologueHow does a watch work? This is a very simple and yet complex question. It works with gears. It is all about gears. One gear is pushed, and the others follow as a result, unable to do anything else, unable to give us more time or to change the outcome of things, to allow us to change it. Once a gear is pushed the others will follow no matter what, always in the same eternal, unstoppable and unavoidable way. Reminding me of the time that flies, the inevitability of events, that the end that can't be stopped One gear is pushed the others follow as a result. There is nothing you can do about it, nothing at all. Time goes away, never to return. A watch symbolises all of this; change, death, eternity None of these things can leave my mind; maybe because of what I am about to do. I don't know, and I doubt that I ever will, but I don't care. All I know is that I must finish what I started, no matter what. Once I finish this everything will run smoothly, it will be unstoppable.Alone in the Dark - Prologue3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Letter to ... Chapter 6Letter to ... Chapter 65 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 6: My father - Edward Newgate/ Whitebeard
We are not related by blood but that doesn't mean anything to me. You are more a father to me than Gol D. Roger ever had been so I will go on ahead and call you father as I had done since I came to your crew and as everyone of your crew does. I also have to thank you for everything you did for me. If you wouldn't have taken me into your crew, the Marines would have captured me earlier. You always protected me, even if you didn't tell me. And it didn't mean anything to you that my father was your biggest rival, you just saw me as the one I wanted to be, as Portgas D. Ace and not as my father's son.
I owe you so much, father, and I wish I could talk to you one last time but that isn't possible, so I'm writing this letter even if I don't know if you will get it. This letter will contain the last words I have to say to you.
When I came into your crew you said that I can become your son if I wanted to. But in
In His Element (ZoSanZo Oneshot)In His Element (ZoSanZo Oneshot)2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Every time his agent convinced him to join a new team, he'd always ended up wanting to kick the man in the balls by the end of the first practice. It had always seemed as if that idiot went out of his way to find the biggest assholes in the league to stick him with.
This bunch had seemed to be no different, but they had some real skills on the ice. That Eustass guy in particular was a helluva power forward; it almost seemed as if he had an unnatural pull over where the puck went. His boy Killer, as if his name fit like a glove, showed no mercy in the game but seemed to be a little more calculating and aloof than his friend; in addition to being one of the quickest playmakers he'd ever seen. The rest of the team seemed to follow their orders to a fault, so Zoro had mostly just observed them for the first session to see where he would fall in as the new shutdown. The only other new addition, Usopp, had been mouthy as hell while they'd been suiting up, bragging something about having eigh
Blue Haired Beauty: Chapter 2Blue Haired Beauty: Chapter 24 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Ace watched the girl closely as she paced back and forth mumbling incoherent things to herself. After she had a complete mental breakdown accompanied by screaming, a lot of pinching in attempt to wake up, and another dive into the sea when the girl tried to drown herself again thinking it would bring her back 'home'.
He was afraid that she would attempt to do something life threatening again. The last time he had seen someone so mentally unstable was the time when Fuschia Village had a cattle shortage and Luffy went on a rampage when he couldn't get his meat.
"Um maybe-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Ace began, only to freak out when she began slamming her head into the wooden mast. He grabbed her by the shoulders and spun her around. Her forehead was red, a small stream of blood dripping down between her eyes, several splinters embedded in the wound.
Ace sighed. "Are you a masochist or something?"
She blushed furiously. "N-No you idiot! I'm just trying to wake myse