Is It Fair?Title: Is It Fair?Is It Fair?4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Word Count: 581
Pairing: Mentions of Roger/Rouge
Type: AU, Set in Modern Times, in Prison
Genre: Comedy, General
Disclaimer: I don't own anything from One Piece. One Piece belongs to Eiichiro Oda.
VTM: Decided to do something a little different.
Rayleigh sat there with dumbfounded look on his face. "A what?"
"A baby, I'm going to have a kid." Roger said while grinning from ear to ear.
Rayleigh and Roger were standing out in the exercise yard of the Impel Correction Facility. The two were inmates and long time partners in crime. From cons to robberies the two had some real misadventures in the past. However now they were stuck paying for their crimes after finally being caught.
There was then a long silence as Rayleigh tried to let this all sink in. For as long as he had known the man, he never expected those words to ever come from him."Roger, you do know
L's CookbookL's Cookbook4 years ago in Humor More Like This
I am L. I have decided to write my own personal cookbook. Watari says that this is not a good idea. Watari says that I cannot cook and that any recipe I come up with will be very distasteful to someone else. I disagree with Watari. Thus, I am writing this.
What to Feed to Someone to Make Them Like You
The Love Cookie
I have never made a cookie before. Watari always does it for me, as I am often too busy solving cases to do it myself. Though, I assure you, I am positive I will be able to teach you how to make an exceptional cookie.
Alright first, get a big bowl. Pour 1 cup of water into the bowl. Then, drop in 1 full stick of butter.
I just tried to smash the cold butter that I dropped in the pot. It didn't work, so the next step is to microwave the butter in the microwave to melt it. Microwave until the butter boils. Then, take the bowl out of the microwave and stir it.
The next step (and most fun step) is to add 10 cups of sugar into the mixture. Be sure to stir it really w
In His Element (ZoSanZo Oneshot)In His Element (ZoSanZo Oneshot)2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Every time his agent convinced him to join a new team, he'd always ended up wanting to kick the man in the balls by the end of the first practice. It had always seemed as if that idiot went out of his way to find the biggest assholes in the league to stick him with.
This bunch had seemed to be no different, but they had some real skills on the ice. That Eustass guy in particular was a helluva power forward; it almost seemed as if he had an unnatural pull over where the puck went. His boy Killer, as if his name fit like a glove, showed no mercy in the game but seemed to be a little more calculating and aloof than his friend; in addition to being one of the quickest playmakers he'd ever seen. The rest of the team seemed to follow their orders to a fault, so Zoro had mostly just observed them for the first session to see where he would fall in as the new shutdown. The only other new addition, Usopp, had been mouthy as hell while they'd been suiting up, bragging something about having eigh
Alone in the Dark - PrologueHow does a watch work? This is a very simple and yet complex question. It works with gears. It is all about gears. One gear is pushed, and the others follow as a result, unable to do anything else, unable to give us more time or to change the outcome of things, to allow us to change it. Once a gear is pushed the others will follow no matter what, always in the same eternal, unstoppable and unavoidable way. Reminding me of the time that flies, the inevitability of events, that the end that can't be stopped One gear is pushed the others follow as a result. There is nothing you can do about it, nothing at all. Time goes away, never to return. A watch symbolises all of this; change, death, eternity None of these things can leave my mind; maybe because of what I am about to do. I don't know, and I doubt that I ever will, but I don't care. All I know is that I must finish what I started, no matter what. Once I finish this everything will run smoothly, it will be unstoppable.Alone in the Dark - Prologue3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Letter to ... Chapter 6Letter to ... Chapter 65 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 6: My father - Edward Newgate/ Whitebeard
We are not related by blood but that doesn't mean anything to me. You are more a father to me than Gol D. Roger ever had been so I will go on ahead and call you father as I had done since I came to your crew and as everyone of your crew does. I also have to thank you for everything you did for me. If you wouldn't have taken me into your crew, the Marines would have captured me earlier. You always protected me, even if you didn't tell me. And it didn't mean anything to you that my father was your biggest rival, you just saw me as the one I wanted to be, as Portgas D. Ace and not as my father's son.
I owe you so much, father, and I wish I could talk to you one last time but that isn't possible, so I'm writing this letter even if I don't know if you will get it. This letter will contain the last words I have to say to you.
When I came into your crew you said that I can become your son if I wanted to. But in
SERVING PLATE 1SERVING PLATE 13 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
S-S-S-S-SERVING PLATE 1!
S-S-S-S-SERVING PLATE 1!
Baby I know you've been very hungry
And I know you've been needing me
BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO STARVE NO MORE!
CAUSE RIGHT NOW I'M COMING OVER!
SO LEAVE YOUR WINDOW OPEN!
CAUSE TONIGHT I'M BRINGING MY RECIPY!
SO GET READY TO BE SATISFIED TONIGHT!
CAUSE THIS IS SOMETHING YOU'VE NEVER HAD!
THIS SOMETHING THAT WILL MAKE YOU SO GLAD!
IT WILL MAKE EVERY OTHER GIRL JELIOUS AND MAD
THIS IS PLATE NUMBER ONE!
S-S-S-S-SERVING PLATE 1!
Now this plate is one of a kind
Something in your life that you'll never ever find
All those other guys were amateurs and just a bore
When I serve this baby you'll get goose-bumps while your taste buds will sore
You'll be like "Sanji is the man, oh my god, he's the cooking champion"
Playing With Your HairWhen everybody dreams of pixies I dream of you,Playing With Your Hair5 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
The puffiness under your eyes,
Making your smiles always so pretty,
And the sincere love in your eyes that makes me ever so happy.
It could have been your lovely voice,
Or the very act of whispering that took my heart.
Whispers of everything I ever wanted there to be,
Betraying everything I needed you to see.
And no one should let true love sift through their fingers like dreams,
Because it's just too preciously rare these days,
Unlike all the infatuations in the world,
And the unending love I have for you.
Blue Haired Beauty: Chapter 2Blue Haired Beauty: Chapter 24 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Ace watched the girl closely as she paced back and forth mumbling incoherent things to herself. After she had a complete mental breakdown accompanied by screaming, a lot of pinching in attempt to wake up, and another dive into the sea when the girl tried to drown herself again thinking it would bring her back 'home'.
He was afraid that she would attempt to do something life threatening again. The last time he had seen someone so mentally unstable was the time when Fuschia Village had a cattle shortage and Luffy went on a rampage when he couldn't get his meat.
"Um maybe-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Ace began, only to freak out when she began slamming her head into the wooden mast. He grabbed her by the shoulders and spun her around. Her forehead was red, a small stream of blood dripping down between her eyes, several splinters embedded in the wound.
Ace sighed. "Are you a masochist or something?"
She blushed furiously. "N-No you idiot! I'm just trying to wake myse
30 ways to annoy Kisame1.Steal his Samehada30 ways to annoy Kisame6 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
2.Make sure he doesnt find it till two weeks later
3.When he does find it, tell him that Tobi stole it
4.Whenever he walks into the same room as you, scream SHARK ATTACK at the top of your lungs
5.Ask him why his skin is blue
6.Repeat number five every single day
7.Ask him why he looks like a shark
8.Repeat number six over and over again until he gets really annoyed
9.Tell him to Go fuck a shark but then say ooh wait, it looks like your mommy has already done that
10.Make him watch the movie shark tale with you ten times
11.Buy him twenty shark stuffies and give them all to him
12.Say Go back to the ocean, go back home with the rest of your shark family and shark friends
InvitationsBula~bula~bula~bula. Bula~bula~bula~bula. Bula~bula~bula~bula.Invitations4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Kidd glared at the burbling Den-den for a half second before yanking the receiver to his lips with a light snarl. Whoever had interrupted his nap had better have something important to say, and this had better not be another call from Eddie about how Batchan had someone mistake him for a stripper. That had happened entirely too many times for the captain's liking.
"What do you want?" He sneered rather angrily, and was answered with a light, amused chuckle.
"Is that the way you always answer the den-den, Mister Eustass?"
Kidd's features relaxed from a snarl into a grin at the sound of the lazy drawl, and he leaned back in his chair to prop his feet on his desk. That one voice in particular had always managed to soothe his raw nerves.
"And what if it is?" He shot back humorously, and was awarded with an amused snort for his efforts.
"I'd say you need to work on your technique, Mister Eustass. But that's not what I called abou
ListenListen3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
A Rise of the Guardians one-shot
The summer sun seemed to be beaming brighter on this humid summer day in August. Only every thirty minutes or so would a cool breeze blow through and cool things down temporarily. Bunnymund smiled to himself as he watched his friend, Tooth, frolic around in his underground warren. Tooth had been given the opportunity to take the day off while her little fairy assistances pulled off the day's shift. And considering all the guys had been plotting this for some long time, Tooth wasn't going to disappoint the boys, so she took it. However, she didn't want to spend her day off alone. So, she decided to spend the day with Bunnymund. He invited her over to his warren for the day In Australia and she took him up on it and paid him a visit. Needless to say, she was quite impressed on the beauty of his home. Everything was really, ripe, green and all around gorgeous. She was currently flying around exp
Road Trip [Straw Hats x Reader] -AU-The obnoxious beeping of a car was outside. You grumbled and glanced at your alarm clock. It was 6 A.M.Road Trip [Straw Hats x Reader] -AU-6 months ago in Humor More Like This
"The nerve!" you huffed. Then your phone rang. Your eye twitched in annoyance.
You tapped on the answer button and brought the phone up to your ear.
"Hello?" you answered, groggily.
"GOOD MORNING, [NAME]!"
You screamed at the sudden voice and nearly dropped your poor phone. After fumbling with it, you brought it back up to your ear.
"Why are you calling at this ungodly hour?" you yelled.
"Sorry, [Name], Luffy's a bit excited," Nami said.
"What? What are you talking about?" you asked.
"We're going on a road trip!" yelled Franky, from the background.
"...Now?" you said in disbelief.
"Yeah, it was a spur of a moment thing," explained Nami.
"Please tell me Zoro isn't driving," you begged.
"YOU'RE ON SPEAKER PHONE!" yelled Zoro.
"No, Franky's driving," laughed Nami.
"Okay, um, give me an hour and a half to get ready and pack my stuff up?" you asked.
"Robin and I can help you, if yo
Brian (Buggy The Clown x Reader)It was a calm day, the sun was in the sky as far as it could reach and small portions of radiation tanned you as you set put down your fruity drink and crossed your legs. Hiding your eyes under your big summery hat, you sighed happily. Today was going great, now if only you could get some peace and quiet. Buggy's pirate crew could be so freaking loud sometimes.Brian (Buggy The Clown x Reader)6 months ago in Humor More Like This
"Hey, douches I'm trying to relax here!"
You yelled out annoyed. They seemed to quiet for a moment before going just as boisterous as before.
'Sometimes I wonder why I'm still in this crew.' You wondered to yourself silently, but as a certain someone looked over at you, you knew exactly why you hadn't ditched this group of morons.
But hey, you weren't gonna let that pompous clown know how you felt. Truthfully, inside you didn't even know why you liked him in the first place- he wore face paint for Christ's sake!
"_____, what are you doing." You heard a voice above your head. You pushed your summery hat up as you saw who h
Cleaning Duty [Reader x Buggy]"I hate you," you muttered.Cleaning Duty [Reader x Buggy]1 year ago in Humor More Like This
"Me?" Buggy asked.
"Yeah, you, big nose," you glared.
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING BIG NOSE?" Buggy screeched. "And why?"
"Um, maybe because you got me on cleaning duty?" you huffed.
Long story short, Buggy had set a stink bomb in Rayleigh's room, thinking that it was Shanks's room (honestly, what kind of an idiot does that?) and he blamed you for it. And now you were mopping the life out of the Oro Jackson, hair tied up and bandanna tied around your mouth and nose so the fumes from the cleaning supplies wouldn't irritate you. Shanks walked toward the both of you, scratching the back of his head.
"Dahaha! How's the cleaning going?" Shanks teased.
"One more word out of you and I'll shove this mop so far up your ass, you'll be burping soap bubbles," you threatened.
"...Sorry, ma'am," muttered Shanks.
Buggy snorted at Shanks and was silenced by your glare. Buggy held his hands up in surrender. Then someone from the crow's nest shouted, "Ship up ahead!"
You, Shanks, and
JashinismJashinism5 years ago in Haiku & Eastern More Like This
Silent Screams rip my heart,
Smile on my face, pleasing God
For the Greater Good
It's Far From Over Chapter 6It's Far From Over Chapter 63 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"What do you want?"
"What!" Sarah shrieked, backing away from the smirking man in front of her. For a second she saw something like annoyance flick across his face but it was gone to quickly to tell.
"Really Sarah must I repeat myself?" he tittered at her. Sarah scowled, how dare he laugh at her after saying that!
"Why do you want me?" she hissed at him.
"You really don't know? Did my words mean nothing to you?" He asked stepping closer.
"What words?" Sarah asked exasperated. He just shook his head a smile on his lips.
"Really Sarah, how did you make it through my Labyrinth when you are completely incapable of working out something that is as clear as day? Think back Sarah, back to the Escher room."
Sarah frowned, in the Escher room she had chased Toby around till she jumped from that ledge and then...then she had confronted him and he had said...
"And the penny drops." He grinned down at her. Without Sarah realising he had stepped closer and that they we
Hawkward [Reader x Mihawk]You grinned as you put on the hat. You looked in the mirror and smiled at how good you looked. You put on the shirt and twirled around. However, you failed to hear the footsteps approaching.Hawkward [Reader x Mihawk]11 months ago in Humor More Like This
The door opened and you turned in surprise. Mihawk stood there and stared at you.
Yeah, that's right. You were putting on Mihawk's clothes. If he looked amazing in it, then you'd look damn fine. That is the science of Mihawk's wardrobe. You stared at him and Mihawk stared back.
After a long while, you finally spoke.
"Well this is hawkward~."
Needless to say, Mihawk sighed and walked away.
Blue Haired Beauty: Chapter 3Blue Haired Beauty: Chapter 34 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Ceil had taken a vote of silence after Ace's blockheaded move, and refused to speak a word to him, no matter how many times he had tried to gain her attention. She now spent her time counting her remaining beli repeatedly, in hopes that there would be more than the last time she had counted.
So far she had counted 15 times.
"100,000," she mumbled for the fifth time, throwing the small stack back into the suitcase next to the two pieces of jewelry the man had slipped into it before her departure.
She grumbled at his voice and ignored the freckled-boy, and went back to counting the smaller than supposed to be pile of beli.
The girl in question's eyebrow twitched noticeably, but she did not answer his voice calling to her.
"WHAT ACE!" she screamed, twisting her torso around to glare at the freckled boy. "What the hell could be so important that you MUST repeat my name!"
He gulped and scooted back slowly, a
Ways to make Kisame go bananasWays to make Kisame go bananasWays to make Kisame go bananas7 years ago in Humor More Like This
1. Speak of Shark fin soup in front of him
2. Use his Samahada to grate cheese
3. Nickname him the fish-man
4. Whenever Kisame eats some kind of seafood, scream, "Cannibal"
5. follow him around (secretively) and hum the Jaws theme song
6. Ask him why he is so blue over and over
7. Hide his Samahada
8. Scream when you see his gills and quickly dump a bucket of water on him
9. Every time he comes into the room, jump and scream, "SHARK!!! EVERYONE OUT!!" and push all the Akatsuki members out of the room
10. Put him and Zetsu (when he is very hungry) in the same room and lock the door
11. Hide behind the door when he starts banging on the door screaming, and shout Play nice you two. (Kisame: Why would I play nice with someone who wants me for lunch??? ...Starts running again to get away from the drooling plant man Om nom nom!)
12. Whenever he begins to talk keep saying fish- man repeatly and only s
Anatomy [Reader x Law]You innocently skipped down the hall before looking inside the galley where Bepo and Law were discussing who-knows-what, while Penguin and Shachi were playing cards right next to them. Jean Bart was uncomfortably cramped inside; poor soul. Your eyes rested on Law, and you smirked.Anatomy [Reader x Law]1 year ago in Humor More Like This
You walked up to the chair beside Law and sat down. Bepo looked up curiously at this action.
"Yo, [Name], wha-," started Shachi.
"Law~?" you cooed.
"Rude," muttered Penguin.
Law looked at you with a skeptical face. Meanwhile, Shachi glared at you. You gave him an apologetic smile before turning your attention back to Law.
"Hm?" he answered back.
"How about we ditch this joint and study some anatomy?" you suggested, adding a wink with it.
Penguin and Shachi passed out from nosebleeds, and Bepo blushed furiously. Jean Bart facepalmed at their innocence. Law stood up and threw you over his shoulder, and exited the room. You gave a thumbs up to the remaining group who gawked at Law's blunt move.
Drinking Game [Reader x Zoro]It was no doubt you were a complete mess when drunk. One example being when Chopper had joined the crew. You were so smashed that you nearly fell overboard reenacting Titanic.Drinking Game [Reader x Zoro]1 year ago in Humor More Like This
"It was flawless~," you had slurred when Usopp pulled your hopeless ass back on deck.
You shook the memory out of your head. It was a pride-shattering moment. You stared at the crumpled piece of paper in your hand. Now that Franky had joined, you were determined to finish it. Your bucket list, that is. The last thing on the list stared at you.
Beat Zoro at a drinking game.
You cringed at the thought of doing something completely embarrassing again but you needed to do it. You went into the kitchen and rolled out two barrels of booze. You maneuvered your way around Luffy, Usopp, and Chopper who were screaming about Franky's weapons.
"Um, [Name]...what are you doing?" questioned Nami.
"Oh, just going to kick some marimo ass," you said innocently. In the background, you could hear Sanji swoon at your choice o
Gravity of Devils [one] Jack Frost and Pitch BlackGravity of Devils [one] Jack Frost and Pitch Black2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Gravity of Devils [one]
"The world will know your name!"
“Children are beginning to fear me again!”
“I’ve grown quite fond of you, Jack Frost.”
“I won’t let you go.”
“I fear nothing.”
“Only you, Jack.”
Jack woke with a sudden start, nearly falling off of his branch and toppling into a heap of snow beneath him.
He looked around quickly, not really taking anything in, just looking for the source of the voice he thought he heard. He searched the bushes in front of him, the frozen lake beneath him, even the tree itself. There were idle shadows—but he knew better than to linger on them, for his mind sometime played dangerous tricks—but there was no one to be found; at least not in the physical realms around him. Jack slowly settled back down against his branch, his mind still buzzing, his heart beat echoing in his ears and his skin set aflame.
"What a weird dream." He muttered s
Food [Reader x Luffy]"[Name]~!" you heard a childish voice shout your name.Food [Reader x Luffy]1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
You turned around to see the talking rubberband you called your captain. You smiled at the sight of his happiness and waved.
"Yo Luffy, what do you need?" you asked.
"Well earlier, I asked Sanji why he always acted weird around girls," he said, sitting next to you on the deck of the Sunny-Go.
You hummed, signaling him to go on.
"And he said it was because he loves ladies," he continued.
"And?" you asked.
"What's love?" Luffy summarized.
You raised an eyebrow at this question. You giggled at this question and leaned back on your arms. Luffy looked at you curiously.
"Well, Luffy, think of it this way; you have a pile of food and you only want to share it with one special person. That means you love them. If they share with you as well, then they love you too," you explained.
Luffy stared at the sky at this explanation.
"So what if I want to share a pile of food with you?" he asked.
"Uh, w-well, that means you love me," you