Best Damn WomanWhen I was younger, my home life wasn't really conducive to having friends. My only friend for most of my life was my cousin. We were only a few months apart in age, but we felt like twins. Finished each others' sentences, would text the same things to each other at the same time, could sense when the other was in pain or just needed a pick me up. We invaded each others' lives and were the last person we each said "I love you" to at the end of the day.Best Damn Woman5 months ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
A little over a year ago, she was killed in a car wreck along with her husband. But there are times I still get those feelings. Still want to grab my phone and send a text. Sometimes, I've actually sent the text and then I wonder who the person is on the receiving end. They've never responded. Not sure what I'd do if I did get a response.
I miss her more than I've ever missed anything. Even her faults. Like when she'd take over my house and force me to do something I didn't want to do. Joining dA was one of those take overs.&
Equestria Girls - From the HeartAs she walked down the main street of the village, Twilight couldn't help but feel content with everything that was going on around her. Today was the last day that Flash had off before he would have to return north to the Crystal Empire, and yet, even knowing that, everything seemed to be perfect. The weather was beautiful, she was spending the day with the stallion of her dreams, and everything else that had happened in his visit so far, barring a rather rude interruption from her friends the week prior, had been pleasant. Even now, as she walked down the street with him, the ponies of Ponyville wouldn't stare at the as they would have done back in the past. Now, the knowledge that Equestria's latest Princess was dating a guard was old news to them, something she was truly grateful for.Equestria Girls - From the Heart1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
And yet, even in spite of that, she couldn't shake the feeling that something was a little off. Looking to her left, at Flash walking beside her with his saddle-bags on his back and a smile on his fac
MLP: Maternal Instinct: Chapter FourMLP: Maternal Instinct: Chapter Four2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
A Changeling stallion, wearing a decorated general’s uniform collapsed to the decorative carpeted floor. He writhed about like a snake being stepped upon, screaming horrifically in sheer agony and kicking his legs wildly in the air in all directions. His hooves lashed at the sides of his head, tearing up the fur and flesh with long trails of blood dripping from the wounds. The wretched creature looked like he was undergoing an exorcism.
Sitting around the small, dimly lit room were a large group of Changelings, a mixture of stallions and mares, dressed either in similar grey uniform, each wearing a varying collection of medals and pins, or the muted kimonos befitting politicians. This was the Changeling Army General Staff, convening within the stronghold of the royal palace. All of them sat with the silent demeanour and perfect posture of statues, not one of them twitching at the sight of the suffering officer or his agonizing cries.
Sonic High Ch. 11 The Big FinaleSonic High Ch. 11 The Big Finale1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Twilight and the girls stared in horror at Sunset Shimmer’s new satanic form. After a few seconds of examining herself, the fiery haired demon blasted Snips and Snails with beams of energy, transforming them into demons as well.
“This is gonna be SO cool!” one of them exclaimed as they made the girls back away in fear.
Twilight’s shock was soon replaced with anger and hatred until she heard the screams of the students. She turned to find them all running back inside the school before shutting the glass door.
Sunset Shimmer grinned hellishly as she noticed the panicked adolescents rushing inside. “I’ve had to jump through so many hoops tonight just to get my hands on this crown and it really should’ve been mine all along!” she growled before smiling. “But let’s let bygones be bygones. I am your princess now! And you WILL be loyal!” she declared as her hand began to glow. She was about to use her demonic powers to rip the
Epic Rap Battles of Equestria: Celestia Vs Luna[Celestia] My sister, dear sister, we've now come to blows?Epic Rap Battles of Equestria: Celestia Vs Luna2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
That's happened once before when the darkness you chose!
So jealous of my fame, my prestige, and power,
Even when you return you won't sleep in my tower!
You think you can take me in this battle of rhyme?
Well, maybe you could... if you had more screen-time!
A royal by birth but you're just a disgrace,
Bow down, my sibling, or be cast into space!
[Luna] Big talk from my sister, you regal mistake,
Tell me, just how does one become addicted to cake?
You abuse your power, sitting high on above,
Aww, poor Celestia, with no one to love!
You still getting letters or did your pupils grow wise,
You are just a troll pretending to advise!
The whole fandom would gladly bow down at my hooves,
Ensemble Darkhorse, Tia, and you can't match these moves!
[Celestia] Oh come now, my sister, you think you they adore?
Look into their dreams, yes you I implore!
For let us just say that you do get around,
Rather base for a princess who shouldn't be
Equestria Girls - AdviceThe royal palace of Canterlot. More majestic and awe-inspiring than any other building ever built by a pony. When you looked upon it, you knew this was a great place, that it was home to those who were respected and loved. To Twilight, it was a second home to her. When she was a young filly, she had been chosen to study under Princess Celestia directly, and as such, had been assigned quarters here during her time of study. She'd spent much of her life living here, and even after she moved to Ponyville, she retained the fond memories of being here.Equestria Girls - Advice2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
But, as she walked up the marble stars leading up to the front gates, happiness was not front and centre in her mind. Instead, she was dwelling on a rather disturbing piece of information she'd recently been made aware of. Her colt-friend, Flash Sentry, had informed her the day before that he was once in a relationship with another mare. Now this alone would not have been enough to bother her, as she knew fully well that many ponies had more
Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #52, 53, 54!Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #52, 53, 54!2 years ago in Editorial More Like This
#52) Why do bronies feel the need to create so many gay shippings? It's weird.
Answer: Bronies make lesbian shippings because the bulk of the cast of "Friendship is Magic" are female, and bronies like to pair characters up. The idea is in itself nothing new, but ponies do seem to take things to the next level.
"I'm an Apple-Dash fan!" one person cries.
"That sucks," says another. "Pinkie-Shy is best shipping!"
On the one hand it's relatively harmless if people are just pairing the characters up for shits and giggles. When it gets porn-y you have to wonder why people are so obsessed with making these ponies fuck each other. It's a given that people will ship characters, but that doesn't make it any more necessary or purposeful. I'll never forget one hilarious instance where a brony made a comment on a person's DA page who was a big supporter of Soarin and Rainbow Dash shipping. They said that their shipping idea was 'shit'. Curious, I checked out the attacker's page
Sonic High Ch. 12 A Friend for LifeSonic High Ch. 12 A Friend for Life1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Back on the (3 dimensional) planet of Mobius, Tails the Fox had stumbled upon the mirror and approached for a closer look. “Hmm...something about this mirror reminds me of Equestria...could it actually be from Equestria?...but how can that be??” he pondered.
Just as he was about to reach out to the glass, Sonic stepped out from the portal, forced to shield his eyes from the sudden change in lighting.
“Sonic! There you are! Where have you been?” Tails asked.
Sonic looked around as his eyes adjusted to the daylight. “Tails! You will not believe what I’ve been through! I met Twilight in-” he was cut off by a familiar evil laughter.
“HOHOHO!! Just like old times eh Sonic?” he taunted, riding in his Egg Mobile with Orbot and Cubot seated inside. A huge claw on the bottom carried a steel container with small animals trapped inside! “Come and get them! That is if you really care about them! HOHOHO!” the mobile then flew off wit
Makin' Bakin'The sun was reddening as it sank low, touching the horizon. The shadows of shops and trees lengthened over the Ponyville town square as ponies took down their sellers' stalls. It had been a fine day for a farmer's market, and everypony had sold well and bought well. One in particular, who had set up her cart near the dress shop, was especially satisfied.Makin' Bakin'4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Ten bushels out, one bushel back. Big brother gotta be plenty happy with that!"
Applejack hummed an old folk-song as she tucked away the canvas awning, and lifted the last basket into the cart. Just as she had lowered her head to get into the pulling-harness, the door of the dress shop opened, revealing an elegant white unicorn with a perfectly coiffured mane and tail.. "Oh, Applejack, I'm glad you haven't left yet!"
Applejack looked up... "Oh! Howdy, Rarity! Another minute and I woulda been gone. What can I do ya for?"
"I'm done with my work for the day, and now I've a mind to do a little baking. An apple-cinnamon cake, to be precise
Filli Vanilli - Alternate EndingIf there was one thing in the world that Fluttershy truly loved above all else, it was a quiet afternoon. The sun was shining gloriously today, the wind was at a gentle breeze, and all around her tiny cottage was the pleasant sounds of birds chirping in their trees. It brought a smile to her face every time such a day came to her, and she always made the best of it. So, here she was, out in her garden and attending to her flowers. With a watering can in her mouth, she would carefully pour water over them, all the while listening contently to the beautiful songs of her feathered friends. She always enjoyed their singing, one of the most beautiful sounds in the world to her ears, and it did a great deal to calm her nerves. And she would need such help, for it was not too long ago when the young pegasus had experienced a very trying time.Filli Vanilli - Alternate Ending1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Not two days ago, she had been involved in covering for Applejack's older brother, Big Macintosh, when he lost his voice, rendering him incapable of per
My Little Dashie - EspanolDebido a ciertos "problemas" a la hora de intentar subir el fanfic correctamente a DeviantArt , he decidido subirlo a Google Docs y enlazarlo desde aquí. Debo agradecerle al autor por la idea. La traducción está aquí:My Little Dashie - Espanol3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
R. Dash Always Mods in StyleR. Dash Always Mods in Style4 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Ugh, not Shadowfag9001 again."
Rainbow Dash didn't even need to check the screenname behind the post, or look for the Blueball Blitz avatar, or read the signature with the quote from Hayn Rand. She was used to seeing that unflattering image of Spitfire blown up with "FAT FLANK" written across the back of her jumpsuit in heavily fragmented red letters.
Dude, get a new image, she typed in response, and hit submit. Already someone had beaten her to the first response. FBS BANISH HIM. Rainbow shook her head. The rules were very clear regarding banishment, and Shadowfag was an expert at keeping just behind the red line. He would live to parasprite another day. She hit F5. He had already responded:
LOLOL SHITFIRE. PRINCESS CELESTIA HOW HORRIFYING. Rainbow ground her teeth. "Man, what IS your problem?" she yelled at her monitor, hoping somehow her yell would magically travel through the tubes and reach the troll in the form of a concussive blast. She assumed he would be
Lunar Republic vs Celestial EmThe Lunar Republic vs The Celestial EmpireLunar Republic vs Celestial Em4 years ago in Humor More Like This
"The wine is lovely this year, Madame Berry Grape." Celestia gave a short nod to the bowing pony. The wine was, in fact, not lovely this year. It was simply what a princess was supposed to say at the Autumn Equinox Banquet.
At this function, like most, the aristocracy played a traditional and subtle game of which-pony-was-better-than-which, a ferociously competitive sport of tiny score keeping. If you sit one space closer to the princess, you are one point better. If you wore a dress not haute couture, you lost a point. If your hat had an extra feather, you had an extra point, unless you attempted a power play by foregoing feathers and trying a coiffure done by a famous mane stylist, though that was a risky move. Fumbling through a step on the dance floor was an easy way to lose points, though that was never an issue, since no one ever danced for fear of subtracting their score. Winners were allowed to hold their noses in inc
Ace Combat - Battle for Equestria Ch. 1 - PrologueAce Combat - Battle for Equestria Ch. 1 - Prologue3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
For the second time in 6 years Equestria found itself in a war between the New Lunar Republic and Solar Empire. This time a 3rd party; the Legion of Discord was thrown in. Both the NLR and SE fought each other as well as the LoD in a war that lasted 6 months, and almost resulted in the end of Equestria and all other lands as we knew them.
The first war started 4 years after the return of Princess Luna. Both her and Princess Celestia ruled over Equestria peacefully at first. But after a period of time Luna started disapproving of how Celestia was ruling the land, viewing some of it as almost tyrannical. Tensions started rising between the two sisters again, and between the citizens of Equestria, who were also viewing Equestria's rule under the Solar Empire the same way.
It finally came to a head when Celestia announced some new laws at a Parliament meeting. Luna bluntly objected, angering Celestia. A fight broke o
Sunset Shimmer: New BeginningsSunset Shimmer: New Beginnings2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
First Part (September)
Rubble and broken glass were scattered everywhere on the floor. The front entrance to Canterlot High had now become a wide hole blasted into existence. And there was also a crater in the middle of the courtyard, right next to the statue of a horse.
Sunset Shimmer didn't know where to start cleaning up this mess. She had settled on cleaning up the fragments of glass, pushing them off to the side with the small spade she was given. The fact that it was close to midnight, and her recent experience as a demonic-being, had exhausted Sunset so much. But she knew that after 30 moons of being a jerk, she no doubt deserved it.
Her two ex-henchmen, Snips and Snails, were at the far end of the main hall, avoiding eye contact as they loaded pieces of a bulletin board into a recycling bin. Before all this, Sunset had felt superior to those two boys. Now Sunset knew that they blamed her for everything that happened.
What distracted Sun
DerpyWhen we met youDerpy3 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
We took amuse
Your tilted eyes
Our laughter's cue
Your torso's shade
A silvered gray
Your mane pure blonde
Was there much to say?
You seemed melded in
Never should have stood out,
But Fate had decided,
Your eyes to move about
A simple mistake,
You were not to be,
But there you stood,
And begat our glee.
We took to you quickly,
Becoming more than a joke,
Your makers your shell,
Our ideas your yolk
We made you love pastries
Gave profession as well,
We built you a family,
Our love it did swell!
You were our icon,
You held us together
Your strange off put eyes
Kept us in tether
Your makers observed
Also taking affection
You showed up more,
In fantastic direction!
We saw you around
From background to fore
Your presence keeping
A state of our lore.
Then the day came
That moment so grand,
One only we
Could ever understand
The day finally came
We had waited at length
When it graced over us,
We all felt its strength.
You Spoke! You Spoke!
We Clamored! We Cheered!
Never we felt
AwokenNow a rainbow's tale isn't quite as niceAwoken2 years ago in Settings More Like This
As the story you knew of sugar and spice
But making Rainbows is easy once you get to know it
With the help of the magic of a Pegasus device
So let's delve deeper into rainbow philosophy
Far beyond that of Cloudsdale's mythology
It's easy to misjudge that floating city
With its alluring decor and social psychology
But with all great things comes a great responsibility
That of Cloudsdale's being weather stability
So how, you ask, are they up to this task?
The answer to that is within a simple facility...
...For hovering proudly above Cloudsdale, on the highest floor of the weather production plant, there is a restricted area that almost nopony knows of. All anyone knows of this place is that liquid rainbows spill from it into the rainbow projection room just beneath it. I suppose it's a good thing that this area is kept secret, because the few ponies who know of its existence aren't allowed out often due to certain psychological reasons... that is