Hetalia Test (on my dad!! XD)Me: We're gonna take this test thingy and what happens is its Hetalai-
Dad: Wait is this part of a study group or some thing?
Me: Kind of. So what happens is... um... Hetalai test thing-
Dad: What is...
Me: Its a show. And I'm gonna show you a character and i'm gonna tell you what country they are
Me: and you tell me what you think of them
Dad: .... 0-0 what
Me: Just off the bat. First thing you think of them. K, so this is Italy.
Dad: ... happy... wait what am i supposed to tell you?
Me: Just what you think of them. This is Germany-
Me: *facepalm and giggle* Japan *still laughing*
Me: *giggles* k? England
Dad: Sigh (litterally said "sigh" not joking)
Dad: ... scruff
Me: uh... Russia
Dad: huh... thinks, thinkin'
Me: uh how bout Belgium?
Dad: Surprised? how bout worried?
Me: k... uh... Netherlands
Dad: uh... baba....deciving
Me: *giggles* ok Austria
Dad: uhhhhhh.... intelligent
Gakuen Hetalia MemePick 10 Hetalia Character:Gakuen Hetalia Meme10 months ago in Humor More Like This
1) You are the country of ______________ and today is your first day in school. There are only countries in this school. You go to your locker and immediately you fall down.  pumped into you. How do you react?
2) After that you finally take your schoolbooks and go to your class. On the way to your class you notice that someone hits your butt. It is . What do you do?
3) You are in class now and sit down on a free chair. Some countries look at you and whisper something. You feel awkward and someone pokes you from behind. It is . What does he/she wants?
4) Then you see that  and  walk to you. They start to talk about who you will belong to and they say something about: "She will be my territory, not yours!". What will you do?
5) Finally the teacher comes in and you have to introduce yourself. You are nearly finished with the introducing, but then you hear that  laugh. How do you react?
6) You go back to your chai
England x Reader [CRACK]Arthur was just sitting at home relaxing from a whole week of choas. Arthur sighs and looks out the window with a small smile present on his face.England x Reader [CRACK]10 months ago in Humor More Like This
"It's such a pretty day." He takes a sip of his tea.
Arthur looks at his front door, or should I say, what was formally his door, and see Alex and (Name)
"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL!?!?!" Arthur jumps out of his chair, he was still holding his tea. Alex glares at Arthur and starts to ran at him with inhuman speed, Alex reaches Arthur and slaps the cup of tea out of his hand. Arthur gasps
"MY TEA!!!!!!!!!!" Alex pushes Arthur, he lands on the floor and can't get up.
"Oh noooo! I have fallen and can't get up." Arthur shouts.
Your just standing there thinking 'What the fuck is wrong with my friends?!?!??'
"(NAME)!!!!!!!!" You look at Alex
"Yes.....?" you look at her confused
"you must decide... who will you save? Arthur or tea?"
"hmm, this is a hard decision to make..." You put your hand under your chin and think long and hard about your choose.
Letters from the Hetalia Guys~ (Desc.)Letters from the Hetalia Guys~ (Desc.)11 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
Letters from the Hetalia Guys~ to make up for the stories of mine that went missing.
--You are away on a trip to Antarctica. You AREN'T dead.--
-April 28, 2013-
Dude, I REALLY need you right now! Iggy banned all junk food and hardly lets me talk anymore!! It's crazy! I wish you'd hurry up and get back from Antartica, You must be so cold down there... I.. kinda miss you a lot. You'd be laughing if you'd seen my face just then... Francis was...
Anyways~ I should say what I wanted before I send this off right? Yeah, COME BACK!!!
P.S.- Yours is kinda... Nevermind. Miss ya (Name)!!
-April 28, 2013-
Dear (Name)-- //Britain, England//
Alfred said that I should write a letter to you, he said that he had already written one and that was going to be sendi
Korea's SongKorea: *standing on a stage* :3Korea's Song3 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Vietnam: Tell me again. Why are we here?
China: To support Korea. He is a member of the Asian family, you know.
Vietnam: ...You threw him against the wall.
China: ...It was a love tap. *serious face* Love tap.
Vietnam: Waiter! I need a bottle of vodka. Pronto!
China: What do you need that for?
Vietnam: To stop myself from going up on stage and killing him, I need to get plastered.
Korea: I'm glad you all came. Here is my new song called 'Asian Mon' Dedicated to Aniki~! :3
China: *rolls eyes*
Korea: *the pokemon theme song starts playing*
I think Aniki broke my spine
Hold on let me see
OW OW OW OW
Oh yeah, I'm really hurtin'
I think I just peeeed!
I will go, and bug Viet.
Hopefully I won't die.
DUN DUN DUN DUN.
Hey Japan, do you think, I bruised my side?
Asian-mon! Gotta learn it all!
It's you and me!
I wanna hump Aniki!
Ooh, we're your best friend.
In the world we must defend.
Asian-mon, gotta ca
My Life isn't that hard 1 ~ Scottish ReaderXSpain~My Life isn't that hard 1 ~ Scottish ReaderXSpain~10 months ago in Romance More Like This
may have swearing occasionally along with some sexual jokes nothing to major... yet , I'll put a warning though!
Chapter 1:Starting Over
I wake to the sound of loud movement coming from downstairs. Not being the best morning person this irritated me. Still my (y/hc) in a rats nest, I Heart UK shirt that went down to mid-thigh and panties, I pad down the wood stairs: I looked in shock at the destroyed kitchen. My Dad, swearing in our native tongue as he tried to make EGGS!
"Need any help dad?" I yawn loudly, stretching my (y/sc) arms.
"Actually yes." He hangs his head in defeat. My father has deep red hair, and along with deep green eyes; like the rest of his brothers and sister but just the eyes. He moves and shifts his plaid pajama pants. Loud noise s
Romano. Jumping.Ciao.Romano. Jumping.10 months ago in Drama More Like This
My name is Romano.
And I am so done.
I don’t care about following a damn script and trying to pretty this video up.
You want me to be honest?
Have a big helping of fucking honesty.
I am sick.
If I hear the words,
“Oh, it’ll get better! Just give it time!”
One more time…
I’m… I’m gonna rip throats out.
People have been telling me things will get better my entire life.
And you know what?
It just got worse. And worse.
And it really can’t get any worse.
Here, I’ll explain.
I never got to meet my parents.
I was raised by my Grandfather. And he never told me what happened to my Mom and Dad.
He would always just change the subject.
I tried to be the best Grandson I could be, even though I was always just lonely.
Even when I was with my little brother, I was just… lonely.
And you know what?
Feliciano has always been better than me. Grandpa would always bring him all these presents, he wou
England. Gun shot.Hello.England. Gun shot.10 months ago in Drama More Like This
My name is Arthur Kirkland.
Though no one ever calls me that.
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland; My official name, a jumble of useless vowels and consonants that no one bothers to remember. They don’t even call me that.
England, Britain, Brit, Limey…
Names aren’t important anyways. Look at me! I’m rambling about useless information.
Let’s start again. If we’re going to do this, we’re going to do it proper.
My name is Arthur Kirkland.
I go by various titles, but Arthur is a particular favorite of mine I save for special circumstances.
The only people I have ever let call me Arthur are my younger brothers. My older brothers did it without even asking.
I hate them. My older brothers, they were monstrous. Everyone who ever took care of me were horrible.
I’m not trying to sound unthankful, believe me, I’m not. I’m sure they really did love me. Deep down.
They were terrible at expressing it.
Mockingbird~Papa!Austria!xChild!Reader!Mockingbird~Papa!Austria!xChild!Reader!11 months ago in Drama More Like This
Yeah, I know sometimes
Things may not always make sense to you right now
But hey, what daddy always tell you? Straighten up, little soldier
Stiffen up that upper lip, what you cryin' about? You got me
Hailie I know you miss your mom and I know you miss your dad
When I'm gone but I'm tryin' to give you the life that I never had
I can see you're sad, even when you smile, even when you laugh
I can see it in your eyes, deep inside you wanna cry
It had been about a month since Miss Liza had left to go join the war, she wasn't actually your mother by blood, bt you still worried about her the same as you would a real Mum. She had always taken care of you, and you appreciated it.
Mr. Roderich seemed to leave a lot too, and just like Miss Liza he wasn't realated to you by blood. But he cared for you as much as he could whenever he had the ch
Against BullyingYou see that 15-year-old girl holding hands with her one-year-old son that you called a slut? She was raped at 13.Against Bullying10 months ago in Personal More Like This
You see that boy crying that you made fun of for being a cry-baby? His best friend committed suicide last night.
You see that girl that you make fun of for having all those bruises? She is abused by her parents.
You see that bald woman that you made fun of? She is dying of breast cancer.
You see that old man that you called ugly? He got a serious injury to his face in the war.
You see that man that you made fun of for having all those burns? He ran into a burning hospital to save his dead daughter.
You see that girl that you called fat? She is starving herself.
You see that boy you called stupid? He has Down Syndrome.
Fave this journal and re-post if you are against bullying.
Italy is too innocent.Prussia: *holds up herr stick*Italy is too innocent.1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Italy: Ve~ I remember that-a stick~!
Japan: Umm..... That courd be taken badry...
Prussia: VHY DID YOU ZHINK I HELD IT UP
Me: ...Japan, get your mind outta the gutter
Prussia: Kesese... Italy don't you think mein stick is awesome?
Prussia: It's 5 meters long!!
Italy: Ve~! But I like-a Germany's better~
Prussia: KESESESE *dies laughing*
Me: XD HAHAHAHAHA
Karkat: I DONT GET IT e_e
Alois: I could show you mine~
Ciel: *stares at Alois in disgust* …
Alois: ...or not
Karkat: IS THIS ONE OF YOUR HUMAN INNUENDOS?
Karkat: OH ALRIGHT I UNDERSTAND NOW.
Mao: Good for you...
England: Ah. Alright then.... e_e
Italy: They meant penis.... TT_TT
Me: Yes, yes they did
Prussia: KESESESE XDD I AM TELLING WEST!! I AM COPY PASTING THIS.
Italy: O.O NO DON'T-A!
Romano: PLEASE IT MIGHT MAKE HIM GO AWAY
Prussia: ALREADY DONE
America. Overdose.Yo.America. Overdose.10 months ago in Drama More Like This
My name is Alfred F. Jones.
And I’m the hero!
At least, I always thought I was.
Now… Now I’m not so sure.
I can’t even save myself…
Heh, what am I doing? I’m WAY too easily distracted!
Gimme a sec, I’ll start over.
My name is Alfred F. Jones.
And I’m the hero!
But sometimes, I can’t help but feel like I’m just screwing everything up.
The F in my name stands for Freedom.
…Freedom to what?
It rolls around in my head, constantly, shoving itself down my throat.
Everything I fought for.
Everything I worked for.
Aren’t heroes supposed to save people?
Why couldn’t I save the people in the World Trade Center?
Why couldn’t I protect Hawaii from Japan?
Why did those runners in Boston have to get hurt?
All those innocent people…
And all because I stuck my nose in the wrong place.
All I have done is to try and help!
And so many innocent people die.