Weight Gain in Marriage - Situation 2.Includes extreme weight gain.Weight Gain in Marriage - Situation 2.3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Delilah had always been a lively, loving girl, her bright blue eyes and unkempt blonde hair said so. She loved laughing and entertaining those who seemed to be down - it was something she was proud of her.
Her husband, Alex, was the same. They had both met at a festival, the two of them had been cheering their favourite band on when first making contact. Alex had accidently punched Delilah, his brown eyes darkening apologetically as he turned to look at her. He had went to apologise only to see she had laughed, her shoulders shaking. Alex had laughed too, apologising with a shaken voice.
From then on they had been close friends, their relationship progressing all too quickly, but they weren't the ones to complain. They loved living with each other, laughter sounding all too often in their home. They both socialised too, they had always been popular due to their perky personalities.
But one day Delilah's mood had darkened as she lowered her mobile
The Parody ShowdownOld Vince Offer was walkin' around-The Parody Showdown6 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
New York City, selling new Shamwows
When suddenly Bowser came to punch-
The salesman after he ate some lunch.
Vince Offer got ticked and began to attack-
But got shot in the back by the pirate Jack-
Who revealed he could do some Kung-Fu-
Before he was bit by Steve's dog, Blue
And she started biting on Captain Jack Sparrow-
When Robin Hood hit her with an arrow
But before he could make it back to his hideout
Slash showed up and he kicked that lout,
And he took a big bazooka out from under his hat-
Blew Robin Hood away, he was done like that
But he ran out of bullets so he got away-
Because Dr. Evil unleashed a big death ray
This is a parody showdown
Of ultimate parodies
I will give you the low-down
It's not gonna be pretty
And only one will survive
Who could it possibly be?
This is a parody showdown
Of ultimate parodies
King Koopa spit fire on Chester A. Bum,
Like Captain Jack Sparrow threw up expired rum
Then Oscar the Grouch popped up from und
Sheik-Female or Male? An EssaySheik-Female or Male? An Essay7 years ago in Academic Essays More Like This
In the image above this text, you will see some official art for The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time One of Zelda, the well recognised princess from the said series, and another of Sheik, the little question mark in gaming history.
(http://i2.tinypic.com/7wegg7k.jpg shows a somewhat larger image of them.
For those who didn't/never played Ocarina of Time, Zelda disguised herself as Sheik in order to hide herself from Ganondorf. During your quest as an adult, Sheik would frequently appear to offer you help in one way or another.
Ever since Ocarina of Time, there has been a constant arguments on the internet between two sides.
On the one side, we have the people who believe that Sheik is just Zelda in a different costume and with some altered features. (Different hair and eye colour, and a different skin tone)
On the other side, we the people who believe Sheik is actually a man, and Zelda used her magic to not only change her appearance, but her gender
Ride Of Your Life AmericaXGoth!ReaderRide Of Your Life AmericaXGoth!Reader3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Why did you blindfold me, make me ride in the car for about an hour, and take me to a THEME PARK?!" You asked as Alfred took off your blindfold. Really...he had done this because it was the summer time and he thought it would be fun to take you to the theme park called "Great America". But he knew that you thought ALL RIDES were BORING. Nothing was "exciting" enough for you.
"We would have been here sooner if I never stopped at McDonald's while we were in the car..." Alfred admitted. You slightly had to smile at that. The American boy never ceased to make you smile from his obsession with fast food.
"Yeah, I heard that." You crossed your arms and gave a side smile. "How may I help you?" You said in an overly stereotypical voice of a cashier.
"I'll take a: let's go into the park now." Alfred said as he took your hand. You blushed. Was he really making a move on you?! Well, that's how you thought of it. You were a goth after all; eyeliner, mascara, teased hair, clothes, eve
Harley and Ivy chapter 1Harley and Ivy: the problem with Pies.Harley and Ivy chapter 111 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
(Note, this takes place in the animated DCU, after the events of the JL episode "wild cards")
Harley Quinn walked dejectedly into the abandoned factory and slumped down in an easy chair, when she did, her pet hyena's got up and padded over, nuzzling there depressed owner.
It had been a cinch for Harley to escape Arkham, with most of the Justice league either busy or recovering from the battle with the royal flush gang, there was no one available to recapture her.
Not that they would try anyway, it was a widely accepted fact that Harley was second Banana material; only dangerous if paired with a genuine criminal like Poison Ivy or…
"Mr. J." Harley choked out, holding back tears, she had planned to spring the joker when she escaped, but thanks to that psychic witch Ace her beloved Puddin had a brain that was little more than Puddin.
Ace! Harley's thoughts returned to that abnormal freak, it was all HER fault! Not only did she lure Mr. J away
Super Mario Bros The Movie Script Preview #01SUPER MARIO BROSSuper Mario Bros The Movie Script Preview #013 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Script Written By: xXKaijuKing91Xx
*The movie started with a city, somewhere in United States America.*
*In a one house, Mario take the cap on his head and take a big breath and sighs.*
Mario: Aah... I have a feeling that today is going to be a good day again!
*Mario look at his watch and it's 9:30 now.*
Mario: Oh, Mama Mia! I'd better to start the TV!
It's my favorite program in Discovery Channel!
*In the kitchen, Luigi make Spagetti Bolognese and
carry it to the table in TV room.*
Luigi: Here ya go, big bro! Spagetti Bolognese is done!
*Mario, who's sitting on his red chair, saw his favorite food as usual and drooling*
Mario: Mmm... Smell so good!
Luigi: You're drooling, Mario! Stop it.
*Luigi sat on his green chair.*
Mario: Okay, Luigi. Start the TV, please?
Luigi: You got it, Mario!
*Luigi click the red button to start the TV.*
*The TV started and the screen shows nothing but a static.*
*Mario and Luigi looks so confused and then the
FagFag. Queer. Sissy. Gayboy. Princess.Fag3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Every day I'd get up and go to school.
Every day they would be waiting for me.
From the time I walked in till the time I walked out, and even after that online and on the phone; I couldn't escape the names. I couldn't escape the disgust.
I came out as gay in the eighth grade, and it wasn't that big of a deal. Nobody in my family minded and most were actually very supportive. Even the kids at school didn't seem to care that much. It wasn't until another boy came out as gay, Eric Dewitt. I had always had a bit of a crush on him and it wasn't long before me and him became a couple.
I guess that's what it took to make it real for all my classmates, because after that it was hell.
At first I would get beat up, but Eric and the school administration put a stop to that. After that came the names and the looks.
The names were bad, the looks were the worst.
When somebody looks at you as if you were less than nothing, as if you were the filthiest scum on the
''Twas the night of Gotham''Twas The night of Christmas and all throughout Gotham''Twas the night of Gotham'5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Not a villain was stirring, though they were Dauntin'.
For Batman broke into their hidden lair
and threw his baterangs into the air
The Villains were scared(This, without question)
but Batman was surprised when he heard an "OBJECTION!"
Quickly turned; a face came in sight
It was no one else, but ol' Phoenix Wright
There he stood, his hair spiked like blades
"That's breaking and entering"He yelled, Batman felt betrayed
'Phoenix!"Yelled Batman, These are the criminals
"Breaking and entering? To their crimes, It's minimal!"
Phoenix stared him deeply, his face in Distraught
Finally he spoke "What they did, I CARE NOT!"
"Their Ceiling has broke and rug set on fire"
"That man's arm is twisted!Batman, this is Dire"
The Joker (Using this as a distraction)
Tried to use his escape plan, but Batman jumped into action
"Hold it right there, Criminal Scum!"
"Ignore him"Said Phoenix "go on then, run"
The Joker found his exit and left with a laugh
Force FeedingIt was early morning. The last tray of food was placed on the table. Amy's ruby lips formed a small arch of excitement. After all of the money, time and effort she had managed to construct a banquet large enough. Before her were three tables, piled high with assorted goodies. Cakes, biscuits, pastries, sweets. Enough confectionary to kill, she thought, but she had no intention of dying. This thin woman wanted to eat, and the urge was so powerful that she had to leave the room simply to avoid surging into one of the gorge mountains. Now in the kitchen, she returned to the open book on the side counter. It was a telephone directory, open at a section entitled "Plumbing Services." She took out her phone and dialled.Force Feeding4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Mark's whistle was shrill and tuneless. He was not whistling because he had a catchy tune stapled to his mind. He was not whistling because he enjoyed it. He was whistling because the street was gravely silent, and silence scared him. There was but one house, and it was choked
PazaakPazaak - during KotOR 2 LSF Exile and AttonPazaak6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Atton looked down at his empty hands, wishing he had some busy work to do. Anything to occupy his time. She'd been in there for a really long time. No doubt Kreia was filling her head up with more Jedi nonsense.
He was where he usually was, sitting in the pilot's chair of the Ebon Hawk, and Lycia was in the crew quarters with Kreia. He picked at the worn fabric of his left glove, just below his bare fingers. He felt his knees bounce, a sort of nervous jostling he'd do subconsciously whenever he sat too long with too much time to think.
Yeah, Jedi nonsense. No reason for Kreia to decide to tell Lycia all his deepest darkest secrets now. Surely she was just berating her again for helping out so many of the refugees here on Nar Shaddaa. Still... he couldn't help but worry.
The truth of the matter was that Atton knew he needed to tell Lycia everything, before Kreia did. Maybe hearing it from him would make it go ov
2p!America x Reader-Don't go Ch.72p!America x Reader-Don't go Ch.76 months ago in Romance More Like This
2p!America x Reader-Don’t go Ch.7
“Excuse me?”You chuckled nervously.
“Did you-a not hear me-a, idiota? Look around you. This-a world hasn’t gotten any better since I was-a last here.”Luciano muttered.
“You are an idiota! Mama mia!”Al mimicked with hand gestures.
“Grr!”Luciano pulled out a knife, but decided to put it away since he was injured after all.
“Didn’t know Luciano sounded like Mario.”You laughed.
“B*st*rd sounds like a messed up Mario.”Al muttered, then started laughing with you.
“When you’re-a done making fun of my accent, will you-a go home!! This is-a my side of the realm. Don’t-a go…then we’ll really-a have problems.”Luciano gritted his teeth.
“Ok, pasta, settle down.”Al chuckled and started walking away.
With that Luciano glared into Al’s back and looked at you. Nervously you went to pick up Al’s bat and looked back to Luc
StayStay7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Stay - during KotOR 2 LSM Exile and Visas.
Mazi sighed as he entered the crew quarters of the Ebon Hawk. It was empty in here now. So quiet and cold.
He wasn't sure how to feel about Kreia's absence. They'd been at odds about everything from the very beginning. She'd expressed displeasure at all of his choices; from his admission of new followers, to pretty much every decision he'd made on their journey.
But she'd been infinitely disciplined. The very portrait of control. And he'd respected and admired her for it.
She's been cruel at times, and very hard to understand. But she was all he knew.
Falleen were very long lived, and he'd been around long enough to value her wisdom. He felt betrayed, yes. And hurt. Kreia cared for him. He knew she did, regardless of the fact that he couldn't actually feel her anymore. But that just made this all the more confusing.
He heard a soft tread behind him, and knew without looking who it was.
It made sense th
2P!Japan x Detective!Reader: Syndicate He’s placid, impossible to decipher. He’s a sturdy puzzle with a multitude of layers that are near impossible to crack. The gears in which his puzzle pieces spin on are rusted and only budge a small bit when tremendous force is applied. New information regarding him is sparse. He leaves no traces for an offense he’s committed; the crime scene is perfect in his favor. You’ve been to every scene that could be affiliated with him as of late. Your eagle eye would relentlessly indulge in every crevice just to get a glimpse, a possible mistake, anything! Nothing ever turned up, however. Stray hairs were absent, the finger prints didn’t belong to him and the motive lined up perfectly with another person. Your cohorts seemed to believe the overwhelming physical evidence. You wish you could share their viewpoint, it’d certainly reduce the hefty stress compiling on your shoulders.2P!Japan x Detective!Reader: Syndicate8 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
Yet, every time you try to dismiss him as a suspect there
Death Note: Bloopers.Death Note Bloopers.Death Note: Bloopers.7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Starring: Yagami Light, L Lawliet, Amane Misa.
Warning: OOCness, mostly Light. ;D A lot of randomness. And I cant guarantee if all of these are funny, but I tried, at least.
L: Light, what would you want to be when you finish your studies?
Light: Oh its simple. I just want to be a God of a new world and kill criminals till the day I die. Awesome eh?
L: .Light, you are Kira.
L: Light, I cant believe that youre reading porn.
L: Id say the porn you have is totally low-class. Check out my collection from all around the world!
Misa: Lighhhttooo! I love you so much!
Light: God its the 198th time youve said it today.
Misa: Aww okay then, Misa will be creative! Light loves Misa soooo much <3
Light: RYUK PLEASE KILL ME NOW.
L: Light .why did you kill me ?!
Light: Because youre my friend, Ryuzaki. I love my friends. I want to send them to better place up the
Pirate China X Reader : Heave HoPirate China X Reader : Heave Ho2 years ago in Settings More Like This
Placing the last of the clean dishes, you smiled at your work. That was until the ship jerked and tipped to the side, sending the dishes to come crashing to the wooden floor.
The fierce action of the ship also sent you to go running up to the top deck to see men running to their stations.
Your eyes scanned over the many figures, trying to find the captain. As you weaved through the busy shipmates, the wind whipped at your face and the water crashed onto the ship’s deck as the ocean was pushed and pulled back and forth in a tug-a-war.
You stumbled and fell to your knees a few times before griping the railing of the ship’s side. The only light allowing you to see the angry sea was the lamps strung around the ship, which fought against the wind to stay in hoisted in place.
An arm wrapped around your waist, bring your attention away from everyon
Insomnia - Epilogue - A Machine for Pigs Epilogue - A Machine for PigsInsomnia - Epilogue - A Machine for Pigs3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"So where do I sit?" I asked the employee while shifting on my feet nervously. He walked me down the line of computers to a station and pointed to my name plate placed there. With a short 'oh' I took my place in the chair. I began to experiment with the applications on the high-tech gaming computer. After a few minutes of that I was interrupted by a tap on the shoulder. At first I jumped like none other, but then when I turned I discovered a blonde haired man smiling down at me goofily. I flung myself out of the chair to stand before him and greet him a brofist.
"How's it going, bro?"
"Felix! You're here too?"
"Yeah! You're not the only baws video game player in the world."
"We'll see about that. C'mon let's find your seat." He pointed to the desk to the left of me. There I saw h
Kings!HetaliaxQueen!reader:Seven are the Kings 2Kings!HetaliaxQueen!reader:Seven are the Kings 22 years ago in Romance More Like This
The huge room was spotlessly clean. the pink marble floor was as shining as a mirror, and as in a mirror you could see your own reflection in it.
The walls on which splendid tapestries and frescoes framed by cherubs bearing laurel wreaths and garlands of oak branches intertwined with white ribbons and wildflowers, recounted the ancient battles of famous knights on their horses decked with gold and purple, were lit by hundreds of candles.
but the light of the sunset lit up the room even without the help of candles, through the huge Windows where they were not covered by thick curtains of green velvet.
in the center of the room, around the long elliptical oak table , were sat the six most powerful kings of the world, some of them accompanied by their brothers.
A page announced the arrival of King Arthur and Sixteen crowned heads turned toward the door now wide open.
The soldiers of the royal guard who controlled the four entrances and the servants approached the
Death Battle: Hank J. Wimbleton vs. FlippyDeath Battle: Hank J. Wimbleton vs. Flippy1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Fylax: Alright, the votes are in and the combatants are set. Let's end this battle once and for all.
Paragon: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
Somewhere in Nevada
Inside the base of the A.A.H.W a fight was currently in the progress. The fight was between two members of two separate missions, the first was Sanford and Deimos who were there to sabotage the A.A.H.W and destroy the base, they had came along with Hank who they were wishing was there to help them with this scuffle, the other two were Sneaky and Mouse Ka-boom, who had came there to assassinate both Sanford and Deimos, they had also came along with another member, Flippy, who seemed to had fallen behind.
Sanford and Deimos were having hell since these two had an insane amount of explosives and ability to blend in to the surrounding. They had currently cornered themselves into a dead end and where formulating what their next move should be, Mouse Ka-boom and Sneaky on the other
LOK Defiance outtakes 2OUTTAKE 6LOK Defiance outtakes 26 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Scene Ariel and Raziel at the Pillars
(Ariel and Raziel are in mid-conversation.)
Raziel: I seek the vampire Vorador.
Ariel: To kill him perhaps? Or to join him in death? But for Kain, he is the last of his kind. Moebius's mob has done its work.
Raziel: My reasons are my own.
Ariel: (pointing) His refuge lies in the heart of the black forest gateaux Gateaux?! (she holds her head in her hand and then throws her arms in the air) I cant work in these conditions! I need something dripping with chocolate and brimming with unnecessary fat!
Raziel: (folding his arms) Bah, ghosts.
Scene The Pillars Topple
Director: Ok... weve reached the cataclysmic moment blah blah... try not to mess this up guys. Ready everybody? ACTION!
Raziel: Janos! What is this?!
Janos: The Binding is failing - all is lost. Raziel, there may yet be hope. There is One who will be called; you must seek the Scion of Balance
(There is an ominous rumbling
Creando un nuevo PersonajeEl siguiente artículo fue escrito basado en mi propia experiencia.Creando un nuevo Personaje5 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
No digo que sea la verdad absoluta o que deben seguir todos mis pasos porque si no sus personajes no sirven. NO!.
Simplemente comparto con ustedes lo que aprendí cuando fui RPC y estuve inmersa en ese mundo.
CREANDO UN NUEVO PERSONAJE:
Un nuevo personaje es algo más complejo que solo dibujar una monita o monito X y darle camisa y falda/pantalón para que no esté desnudo/a. Hay muchos más detalles que cuidar detrás de la apariencia.
Este artículo será un poco largo, y constará de varias "secciones", además de que estará enfocado a los famosos RPC's que tan de moda estuvieron en su tiempo, principalmente del fandom de Naruto, pero tengan en cuenta que los consejos aqui presentados pueden ser aplicados en cualquier otro fandom diferente.
Antes de continuar, aclaremos diferencias para evitar futuras confusiones:
RPC: Es el acrónimo de "Role Play Character", es decir, un personaje que se utiliza para lo que no
Sherlock Fanfiction- ScarfJohn Watson threw open the door to his appartment enraged. His coat was streaked from the pouring rain outside, dribbling down and hitting the floor with tiny, dull plods. His breathing deepened in anger and he tried to wipe the water off of his face with his sleeve, but only managing to leave a wet smear.Sherlock Fanfiction- Scarf4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Sherlock!" He shouted, almost shaking the walls.
His voice echoed around the room sharply. All was silent, except for the sound of cars motoring outside.
John flicked his sleeves, groaning at the state of himself. His hair was drenched and plastered to his head and his yellow, slightly nerdish jumper was soaked through.
Peeling off his soggy coat, he made a beeline for his bedroom, his wet shoes squeaking and slipping on the wooden floor. He walked with an awkward gait, trying to keep the wet clothes from touching his skin.
"Sherlock?" He demanded, quieter this time as he approached the bedrooms. John sighed and pushed open the door to his bedroom.
He quickly changed into a new, dry
Introduccion .::. Primera parteExisten mundos más allá del nuestro, galaxias y universos enteros son creados y destruidos por millones que tienden al infinito, cada segundo. Cada uno de ellos tiene sus reglas de física, de orden. Algunos son similares entre sí, muchos otros difieren completamente. Hay mundos de todas dimensiones, de una, dos, quince, infinitas. Tal vez en todos haya vida, o quizá en solo unos cuantos, o puede ser que seamos los únicos afortunados. Lo cierto es que la cantidad de existencia de ellos resulta abrumadora y la probabilidad de que todo esto sea verdad, es lo suficientemente alta para ser demostrada matemáticamente y convertirse en ley física.Introduccion .::. Primera parte2 years ago in Settings More Like This
No hay que perder de vista que un mundo puede comprender un conjunto infinitesimal menos dos de universos, o que un mundo es un universo, que cada planeta es un mundo y que en un pedazo de materia existen más de uno.
Un mundo, llanamente, es lo conocido. Cabe resaltar que por conocido no se debe discriminar aquello que no es
The Mission Vao Diaries 1.Entry #1The Mission Vao Diaries 1.7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Ive never kept a journal before. I never really thought about it. This morning Tavi brought me a brand new, empty data pad. She said it might help me, if I recorded my thoughts and personal feelings.
And of course she had spent her own credits on it, so I really couldnt refuse.
Big Z thinks its a good idea too, and with all of the crazy stuff going on I guess their probably right.
My name is Mission Vao. Up until an few standard weeks ago I used to live on the outer-rim world of Taris.
That is, until it was demolished by Darth Malaks Sith fleet.
I will admit that Taris wasnt the best planet in the galaxy. It had a lot of problems. The prejudice was probably one of the worst problems, and definitely not the only one.
But it was my home.
I keep thinking about all of my friends. I wonder if any of them made it. Taris had a lot of bad people, but it had its share of kind people too. Gadon, Zelka, and even Zaerdra. Its so hard