C:10 Prussia x Crossdresser!Reader:Falling for You
" Aw, c'mon Gil! Do me a favor just this once! " You said, mustering the best puppy-eyes you could muster, which wasn't easy considering you weren't the begging type. You knew how to get what you wanted, the way you wanted.
" Vait, hold up! Vhat zhe hell is wrong vith you! You're sick und vhy zhe hell vould I vant to meet your family? " Gilbert said, flabbergasted. You sighed.
" You sound like a vampire, dumb-ass. Still, just come with me alright? " You said, still begging.
" Vhy should I? " Gilbert said, cocking his head. Hell, you were about 43 degrees Celcius! Why did you care about the visit so much? Wait, weren't the only ones who met each other's families were couples? Did that mean-
" Gil? Uh, dude? What the hell happened to you? " You said, snapping Gilbert back to reality.
" You're straight right? " Gilbert asked, his head snapping up at you. You felt your cheeks heat up slightly.
" Uh, of course! Dude, what the hell? I'm straight! What, you thought I was gay
CH:5 Prussia x CrossDresser!Reader:Falling for YouCH:5 Prussia x CrossDresser!Reader:Falling for You2 years ago in Romance More Like This
" Hey bastard! Yeah, you! (Male F/N)! " A familiar, annoying and loud voice said. You finished the last autograph before looking up to see a glaring Albino, Gilbert. You sighed.
" What do you want, arschloch? " You said, mimicking his German accent. He scoffed. He was quite surprised that you spoke German. He glared up to you.
" Asshole. Fine, ve got a gig tonight. Practice later at zhe room. Toni knows which room. " Gilbert said. You raised your eyebrows.
" A gig? Like sing and stuff? " You said, taking reality in.
" Vhat else? " Gilbert said, annoyed. You sighed once more.
" Yeah, yeah. Whatever. Bye Gil! " You said, winking at him. Gilbert's eyes widened. 'Why does he act so gay?' Gilbert thought, shaking at the thought. He shook it off and headed back to his class. It seemed strangely weird to him about (Male F/N)'s actions. Then again, this was only the start of classes, maybe he wanted to get to know you. Wait, no. He wouldn't do that, right? He chuckled t
CH:8 Prussia x CrossDresser!Reader:Falling for YouCH:8 Prussia x CrossDresser!Reader:Falling for You2 years ago in Romance More Like This
You sat in the back of the car, bound up. Pfft, not like you could escape or anything, the door was jammed shut, it even had a padlock on it! You groaned, as you hoisted yourself up, so you could sit down, properly, with your back against the side of the car. You blinked, white lights dancing in front of your eyes. You blinked once more and shook your head, taking in your surroundings. Your eyes widened, as you realized you weren't the only one inside the car. A body, who you assumed was a man due to the well-built structure, was lying sprawled on the wall across you. His hair, which seemed to glow white in the moonlight, was strangely familiar.
You crawled, slowly, towards the figure, which was hard, considering your feet and wrists were bound up. You let out a small yelp, as the figure groaned and shuffled, his face now to you. His white hair shone in the moonlight, his perfectly-chiseled face was calm and peaceful and his lips, seemed so perfect. You shook your head. What were yo
CH:9 Prussia x Crossdresser!Reader:Falling for YouCH:9 Prussia x Crossdresser!Reader:Falling for You2 years ago in Romance More Like This
You slept soundly through the night, dreaming about strange things. You didn't recall much of the dream, besides Gilbert thinking you were gay, and you beating him up afterwards. Nevertheless, the night was a bore. Strangely, Antonio wasn't there when you arrived last night and it was rather late when you arrived. Other than the so-called, "gay" scenario between you and Gilbert last night, nothing else had happened.
You groaned underneath the covers of your warm comforter. Your eyes adjusted to the light and you found Antonio looking at you, strangely, there was rage in his eyes.
" Chica! " Antonio snapped at you. You groaned and turned, so your back was facing him and you buried yourself deeper in the blankets.
" What time is it? Why is it so cold? " You said, groaning. Antonio pouted. He had tried picking you up last night at the movie theater. He had seen Gilbert there as well, and had seen you and him being kidnapped, leaving him slightly jealous. So, there was nothing else he coul
CH:6 Prussia X Crossdresser!Reader:Falling for YouCH:6 Prussia X Crossdresser!Reader:Falling for You2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Antonio's eyes widened as your lips pressed against his. A huge blush formed across his face. He knew you were drunk and that this was an accident, but still, his heart was beating at maximum speed. Sure, he had kissed girls before, but none of it made him feel this way. Your lips were still on his and his mind projected only one order.
He kissed you back, softly and a bit roughly. His tongue entered your mouth and started to dominate it. After a few seconds, he pulled away. He could still taste the beer on your lips. He blushed red and you giggled. Antonio sighed, hoping you would remember none of this when you woke up tomorrow. So he threw you over his back and piggy-backed you.
Little did he know, a certain someone had been stalking the two of you and had seen the entire event. His eyes were wide as the scene played in front of him and he shook his head at what had just happened.
And that certain someone, happened to be Gilbert Beilschmidt.
~(= + = )~
You woke up,
CH:7 Prussia x Crossdresser!Reader:Falling for YouCH:7 Prussia x Crossdresser!Reader:Falling for You2 years ago in Romance More Like This
You glanced at the cafeteria. Most of the girls had fainted, and the rest of the cafeteria had their mouth wide open. You glanced and saw Gilbert his face saying, "Bad move man, bad move...". Francis was facepalming. Antonio, well, he wouldn't meet your eyes but he had a look of horror, disgust and rage? You weren't quite sure. You looked up at (name of girl you hate) again, who seemed pleased that you accepted her request.
" Alright! I'll see you later! " She said, blowing a flying kiss at you. You tried not to puke in disgust. You sighed, and returned to your lunch.
" Vhat zhe fuck vere you thinking! " Gilbert's annoying voice came out of nowhere. You looked up to see the albino glaring at you, with anger and... Worry?
" Why? She can't be that bad! Right? " You said, chewing your food halfheartedly.
" Amigo, she hits on every guy in the school and has sex with them, and dumps them the next day! " Antonio said, shaking his head at the thought of it. You shuddered.
CH:4 Prussia X Crossdresser!Reader:Falling for YouCH:4 Prussia X Crossdresser!Reader:Falling for You2 years ago in Romance More Like This
You tried not to speak, scream or even breath as Antonio walked into the room. You tried to think of the best solution to get out of this mess. The only one was to scream " Rape! " as you hit the man with anything and grab a towel and just get the hell out. Well, you couldn't. Why? First of all, you only met him today, it would be rude to do that to him. Then again, you did some rude things to Gilbert, and you didn't mind at all. Secondly, where would you go? Yeah, out the room, but it was past curfew and you couldn't go out, who knows what'll happen to you! Lastly, he was lingering by the door, blocking any chance of a possible escape.
" Great... Just great... " You said, silently. You sighed. You could see Antonio still had a confused look on his face. You slowly sunk deeper into the bath, maybe with all the bubbles, he wouldn't notice your chest, or your "vital regions" or maybe even your kind of feminine face. Still, you never noticed that Antonio was such an airhead until now...
C:12 PrussiaxCrossDresser!Reader : Falling For YouC:12 PrussiaxCrossDresser!Reader : Falling For You2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Your mother wrapped you in a tight hug, barely giving you a chance to breath. She buried her head into your neck, clearly breathing soft hot breaths.
" Sweetie! I missed you so much! Ugh, it's been ages! " You mother said, pulling away from you, grinning like the idiotic mother she is. You heard Gilbert snicker at the two of you, clearly he wasn't the one who liked "motherly love"
" I missed you as well, mom..." You said, turning to face the snickering Albino. You raised your eyebrow at him. "Oh and Gilbert... I'm not the one in a red sparkly dress in front of someone's mom, aren't I?"
" You asshole... You goddamned-" Gilbert got cut off by Feliks clapping his hands together, but before he could say something, your mother let out a squeal.
"Is this your boyfriend? Oh I just knew you'd get a hot one!" She said, grabbing Antonio by his arm. The group looked at her baffled.
"Por Que?" Antonio said, a radiant red blush emerging on his sun-kissed cheeks. You shook your head, cle
C:11 Prussia x Crossdresser!Reader:Falling For YouC:11 Prussia x Crossdresser!Reader:Falling For You2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Your chuckle echoed across the room, earning raised eyebrows from Antonio and Francis and a confused look from Gilbert. Feliks looked up from Gilbert and broke into a grin. Slowly, he handcuffed Gilbert to the bed and skipped merrily to you.
" Little sis! Like, how have you totally been? I just knew you totally wouldn't let me down, girl! " Feliks said, pulling you into a hug. You laughed and hugged him back.
" Long time no see, big bro! " You said, looking at him, your smile becoming wider.
" Let me get this straight, he's your brother... Your gay brother? " Antonio said, slowing walking up to the two of you. You nodded happily.
" Yeah, he's my big brother! Feliks (Last Name)! We've been together for as long as I can remember! " You explained happily. An amused laugh emerged from the other side of the room. Francis started laughing heartily as he walked up to the little group. Gilbert groaned.
" Zhat thing is a dude? A fag dude? " Gilbert said, nodding at Feliks. You tilte
CH:2 Prussia x Crossdresser!Reader:Falling for YouCH:2 Prussia x Crossdresser!Reader:Falling for You2 years ago in Romance More Like This
" Class! Settle down! " The teacher said, trying to get all the girls to sit down, but they were all drooling or trying to touch the guys.
" CLASS SETTLE DOWN! " The teacher said, shouting. You sighed. This happened almost every single day at your old school. You knew exactly how to deal with it. You stood up and walked up to the teacher. He looked at you and you motioned him to sit down. He followed. You smiled. You leaned on the board and crossed your legs and arms. A few of the girls looked at you and they started to drool, but a few more were screaming even if the boys were already on their respective seats. You whistled. Making everyone stare at you in astonishment.
" Wow, what a wonderful welcome! I don't usually go through this. Do you Sir? " You said, glancing at the teacher, who just stared at you. You shrugged. " No comment I guess. " You said, making a few people laugh. " Anyway, I'd like to introduce my self. The name's (Male F/N), (Male F/N) (L/N). It seems like we h
CH:3 Prussia X Crossdresser!Reader:Falling for YouCH:3 Prussia X Crossdresser!Reader:Falling for You2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Damn, damn, damn... You cursed silently in your mind. Gilbert smirked, evilly. The entire auditorium looked on. You tried your best to mask your reddening face. You smirked back at Gilbert, hoping he'd take hint that you clearly were a boy.
Apparently, he was extremely dense.
He crossed his arms and began to walk around you, as if interrogating you. He leaned near your neck, his hot breath on it, you tried not to turn purple from blushing. He leaned back.
" You look enough like a dude... You have the voice... " He called out, making everyone in their seats lean forward. You growled. Suddenly, as fast as a finger-snap, Gilbert was touching you. The entire audience had their eyes wide open. You held back the urge to push him over and beat him up. He felt up your upper body. He placed his hands on your stomach, as if feeling your abs.
" No six-packs? Shame... " He muttered, smirking up at you. You growled. It ain't your fault! You didn't enjoy working out! M
C:13 Prussia x CrossDresser!Reader:Falling For YouC:13 Prussia x CrossDresser!Reader:Falling For You2 years ago in Romance More Like This
The radiant heat of the sun hit your peaceful face. You slowly opened your eyes, greeted by its blinding light. You stared at it a few times, hoping to adjust your eyes properly. You let out a yawn, and scratched your head. You felt dizzy, as if you were experiencing a huge wave of hangover. You looked down; you were in your clothes last night, although it was a tad bit messy now.
" What the did I do last night? " You asked yourself, cocking your head. You groaned, before noticing that Gilbert was sleeping beside you, with a peaceful look on his face. You furrowed your eyebrows. "Alright, what the fuck did I do last night?"
You sat up, and shook yourself. You straightened your clothes, and fixed your hair. S
Standing up, you smelt the reek of alcohol coming from your clothes. You sighed, and walked over to the bathroom. You peeled the disgustingly girly clothes off and stood in the shower.
The drops of cold water splashed across your body. You felt relaxed, and let out a si
C:14 Prussia x Crossdresser!Reader:Falling for YouC:14 Prussia x Crossdresser!Reader:Falling for You2 years ago in Romance More Like This
You paced around the room, biting your lip. You felt quite nervous about wearing a dress. You were worried that it might cause your exposure. On the other hand, you wanted to shove the dress down Gilbert's throat and laugh at him for looking like a complete asshole.
"_________...Please settle down... Why are you so nervous?" A voice called out to you. You turned and saw Feliks standing at the doorway. You ran forward and hugged him, and he hugged you back, chuckling.
You pulled away, grinning at him. "Bro, I just... I don't even... I've forgotten the ways of wearing a dress..." You said, sitting down on the floor. You ran your hands through your (h/c) hair, which was now shorter than before after your recent visit to the hair salon. Feliks laughed.
"Hun, once you see my dress, you are going to go Gaga... Like literally, Lady Gaga themed..." He said, curtly, and pulled out some fabric from the corner of the room. You moaned, shaking your head.
"Feliks, you did a
CH:1 Prussia x Crossdresser!Reader:Falling for YouCH:1 Prussia x Crossdresser!Reader:Falling for You2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Auditions for the BTT, Zhe Most Awesome Band EVER!
Make sure you are:
> A rapper of the fastest beats
> Able to play an electric guitar or drums
> TOTALLY AWESOME AND SEXYYY
P.S. DUDES ONLY! NO GIRLS ALLOWED!
This was the poster that was found everywhere the moment you stepped into your new school. You were a new student and transferee from an all-girls school to a co-ed school. You were one of the prettiest and wittiest girl in your old school. You were the most popular as well. Every girl seemed to faun over your new looks and styles and tried to copy everything that you did. You were the only one who could pull it off though, according to them. You were quite shy though, and never understood how you became popular in the first place. You didn't mind though, you made new friends and that was all that mattered. Yet, all of that changed over the summer. So when you entered your new school, a few girls stole glances at you.
" Hey! Newbie! Is thi
C:17 Prussia x Crossdresser!Reader:Falling For YouC:17 Prussia x Crossdresser!Reader:Falling For You10 months ago in Romance More Like This
"So this was the reason why you didn't want to hit on me! Well, (Male F/N), or should I say, _______. What do you think will happen if the whole school find out about this?"
"Um, can we talk about this while we to out shall we?"
"Now, tell me, why are you crossdressing? Don't tell me, you like Gilbert and you want to get closer to him?"
"N-no! Wh-why would I? I'm not interested in boys and stuff! I just crossdress since I feel more freedom when I do."
"Good. Because if you'd did, I wouldn't hesitate to let the school know you're a girl!"
The tape replays again from this part. You feel everyone's eyes bore into yours. Your cheeks burst into a pair of tomatoes. The entire room was not breathing. There was no sound, except until a pair of heels resound on the floor. It was the she-devil, all dolled up in an outfit that somehow resembled Elsa from Frozen. She was wearing a devious smirk on her lips.
"Well, my dear ____________, your ti
C:15 Prussia x Crossdresser!Reader:Falling For YouC:15 Prussia x Crossdresser!Reader:Falling For You1 year ago in Romance More Like This
[Please check the description. I have something important to ask you guys!]
You broke into a grin, shaking your head. You let out a slight laugh, making the others look at you in disbelief. You simply smiled at your best friend. My, he had grown up.
"I thought you had forgotten about that bet! God, I honestly don't believe you went back from Japan just to say that!" You told him with a playful look in your eyes. He stood up and dusted himself off. He rolled his eyes.
"I told you, no matter how much of a dick I am, I'd never forget a promise!" He replied, smirking at you. You hit him.
"Glad you finally admitted you're a dick." You said, cracking a smile. You opened your arms, giving him a hug. He hugged back. "God, I missed you bro! My little (best friend's nickname) has grown up!"
"And my little (your nickname) has changed a lot! Wow, I knew you dreamed of being a you-know, but wow! I didn't recognize you!" He replied, breaking away. Before you could reply, the teacher gave a sl
The Best Damn Thing- Reader X Prussia Ch 12.4The Best Damn Thing- Reader X Prussia Ch 12.42 years ago in Romance More Like This
The Best Damn Thing- Crossdresser! Reader X Prussia Chpt 12.4
Hi there everyone~! I’m sorry I had to cut it in half and I’m also sorry that I had to cut this in half but it wouldn't let me submit the whole thing but you'll see the next one EXTREMELY SOON! I PROMISE!
Also the language has gotten slightly bolder and there IS some sort of material here i'm not sure may or may not offend some people but I'm not sure if i should rate it as mature.
Well I hope you all ENJOY~!! :3
“Damn, damn…” You muttered to yourself and then paced in the hallway, “Today’s the party… and I’m freaking out… why am I freaking out though?!” You thought, it was just a party it would be NO big deal and besides all your friends that came here would be there so why did you have anything to worry about…
You know what screw it all, that party’s probably gonna rule and you’re gonna go with your totally AWES
The Best Damn Thing- Reader X Prussia Ch 12The Best Damn Thing- Reader X Prussia Ch 122 years ago in Romance More Like This
The Best Damn Thing- Crossdresser! Reader X Prussia Chpt 12
Damn, damn, damn~! I wanted to make this one big whole long-ass chapter but… I’m impatient like that so I shortened it down to another half… WAHHH! Sorry my lovely readers! This half is entertaining and all but still! I think the next stuff is going to be much better! But… I hope you at least enjoy this first half… I’m working on the other half as we type though! You’ll get it on Saturday perhaps because I DON’T WANT TO LET YOU AWESOME READERS DOWN!!
I must warn you though that there is some slight nudity in here but i don't really think it's the kind of nudity you'd find in lemons so still... and the language is also a little...colorful too... go ahead but this IS a fair warning :3
Well I hope you all ENJOY~!! :3
“Out, out. Gotta get out…” You thought as you paced in your dorm-room when Gilbert wasn’t looking. About the upcoming party on Fri
The Best Damn Thing- Reader X Prussia Ch 12.5The Best Damn Thing- Reader X Prussia Ch 12.52 years ago in Romance More Like This
The Best Damn Thing- Crossdresser! Reader X Prussia Chpt 12.5
Hello lovelies~ This is the true chapter you’ve all been waiting for! I’m sorry I had to cut it in 2 halves but like I said it wouldn't let me submit the whole thing but here it is!! Just a fair warning be wary of what goes in this chapter because apparently people do A LOT of stupid stuff when you’re drunk as a skunk; This is one LONG chapter though…
Well I hope you all ENJOY~!! :3
“UGH!” You exclaimed and then handed the water bottle back to Ivan.
“What the hell kind of water is that?!”
“Oh… I’m very sorry (Your Name) this isn’t water… this is my vodka.” He said with a smile and you widened your eyes.
“Oh… no you see the thing is… I’m not a drinker…”
15 minutes later…
~I hear your heart beat to the beat of the drums
Oh, what a shame that you came here with someon
The Best Damn Thing- Reader X Prussia Ch 13The Best Damn Thing- Reader X Prussia Ch 132 years ago in Romance More Like This
The Best Damn Thing- Crossdresser! Reader X Prussia Chpt 13
Aw man after a week I feel bad but schools almost over for me so that means I get to spend more of my time on this baby! But of course with summer it’s all about plans but still I shant forget all my lovely readers! This chapter’s not really like the others but don’t you feel crappy when your stomach’s being bitchy to you? Aside from that this is still a chapter that I think some of you can like… Hee-hee…
Well I hope you all ENJOY~!! :3
“Oh and here’s another confession. I just love your ass….” You said sounding seductive and then you reached one hand and grabbed Antonio's butt which made him gasp and then blush almost as red as one of his tomatoes.
“That’s very kind of you (Your Name) but… you see… I’m…”
“I was going to say that I’d rather have you do this with someone you like&
The Best Damn Thing- Reader X Prussia Ch 15The Best Damn Thing- Reader X Prussia Ch 152 years ago in Romance More Like This
The Best Damn Thing- Crossdresser! Reader X Prussia Chpt 15
Behold The ‘Dare or Dare’ Chapter! LOL does that even make any sense?! HAHAHAHA~! Well a wise draconequus once said “What fun is there in making sense?” HA! Cartoon references. School’s almost over I can’t believe it, I don’t really know whether to be happy or… I don’t even know. But I’m happy that I’ll be able to work more on this so I’ll do my best to keep the chapters frequent! HA! Dare or Dare that’s the new truth or dare! OMG you guys are IN for this one, I’ve said this once but I’ll say it again WHAT THE HELL DO I WRITE?! LOL this is one of the funniest chapters yet!
P.S I’M BEGGING YOU GUYS! PLEASE DON’T STOP READING THIS FANFIC JUST BECAUSE SOME SONGS FEATURED IN THIS CHAPTER THAT SOME OF YOU MAY NOT LIKE OF IF YOU DON’T LIKE THE SINGER IT’S JUST A CHAPTER AND JUST FOR COMEDIC EFFECT. PLEASE BE MATURE
The Best Damn Thing- Reader X Prussia Ch 5The Best Damn Thing- Reader X Prussia Ch 52 years ago in Romance More Like This
The Best Damn Thing-Reader X Prussia Chapter 5
Chapter Freaking 5~! I knew I'd get this one done today, ENJOY FELLOW READERS! :3
7:30 am, that’s earlier than you normally woke, but the sun shining out of the window of yours and Gilbert’s room shone right in your face which made you turn and fall face-first onto your pillow. At least 2 weeks at this school already, almost about to be 3 and you and Gil's rivalry didn't cease to fade but at least you guys were on better terms. Right now you felt like sleepong all day anyway, then again something in your head told you to get out of bed soon or else you’d end up looking like that one Greek guy who always slept in class; and surprisingly even he got all of his work done…
You heard the noise of chirping birds outside, scratch that it was just Gilbird and he was pecking and nuzzling your cheek, “Hello bird.” Was all you said and then you turned to see his owner still snoring away on his bed. He
The Best Damn Thing- Reader X Prussia Ch 10The Best Damn Thing- Reader X Prussia Ch 102 years ago in Romance More Like This
The Best Damn Thing- Crossdresser! Reader X Prussia Chpt 10
Wow, I can’t believe I’ve already done chapter 10, I’m almost midway done. Almost, I may make it longer. Well long enough because I keep getting some new ideas. But anyway I’m glad those of you still reading this are into it. This is one LONG chapter to keep you all entertained so here you go!
Well I hope you all ENJOY~!! :3
In the gymnasium you had emerged from the locker-room, again. Still hiding in the bathroom stalls so that way you could keep your disguise up by just putting on a (color of choice) track suit. The track suit was at least one size up from your normal size, on purpose of course to look fairly baggy; to keep up with the ‘guy’ bod. Despite you being ‘gay’.
You rubbed your shoulder and grimaced, apparently you and Gilbert kept punching each other the shoulder all the way here. What started out as a couple of friendly punches turned into yet ano
The Best Damn Thing- Reader X Prussia Ch 7The Best Damn Thing- Reader X Prussia Ch 72 years ago in Romance More Like This
The Best Damn Thing- Crossdresser! Reader X Prussia Chpt 7
Here it is, after a whole week’s wait: The Best Damn Thing-Reader X Prussia Chapter 7. I wish it didn’t take this long to finish and even update but I’ve had a bit on my plate lately but I promise that I WILL FINISH all my chapters!! And continue this story for those of you who like it and wish to read more! Okay enough of that, ENJOY~!! :3
“YES!!” You cheered and raised your fists in the air victoriously, dropping your game controller. This was the only the 5th time you’ve beaten Gilbert in a game of Street Fighter on your (game console that you own). Taking in glee and from the corner of your eye you could see Gilbert’s flabbergasted expression, his mouth agape and everything.
He stuttered, “T-that…!”
“I win~, I win~! I’m bad~! You suck~! Whoo~” You sung and mocked him.
“You cheated!” He said and pointed to your face
The Best Damn Thing- Reader X Prussia Ch 4The Best Damn Thing- Reader X Prussia Ch 42 years ago in Romance More Like This
The Best Damn Thing Chapter 4: Crossdressing! Tomboy! Reader X Prussia
Chapter 4! Ha! Never thought I would get so much done in a few weeks but seeing all these comments just made me so happy so I had to do it!
“Ugh…” You groaned as you rubbed your eyes which had noticeable bags, apparently you didn’t get that much sleep last night. That’s what you get for spending your first day at your new university in your dorm-room with a total stranger you didn’t even like. Gilbert Beilschmidt, you had taken the time to learn his surname because you didn’t care about him enough to learn it at first. Now that you both share a room you kind of have no choice.
“Whoa! (Male name) You look HORRIBLE! What happened?!” Feliks asked and then you noticed his roommate Toris standing next to him. He had shoulder-length brown hair and greenish-blue eyes and that he looked somewhat concerned for you.
You couldn’t stop yourself from yawning,