Ya knowI'm a seriously tired of most of the ads on the internet consisting of half naked women :I
Not only is it annoying, but I also find it insulting as a female. You would think that companies (And other parties who may use such images) could think of other ways to get consumers attention. (I mean, what does a girl in a bikini have to do with cars? or something as stupid as soda? :I)
Scares and popcorn (RussiaXReader) RQ“So what are we watching tonight?” you asked, setting down your drink. Ivan loosened his scarf, holding up a DVD case so you could read the title. “This one,” he added unnecessarily, a mischievous smile playing around his lips. You cocked your eyebrow, settling yourself on the sofa beside him.Scares and popcorn (RussiaXReader) RQ2 years ago in Romance More Like This
“Why? You don’t normally want to watch horror movies.” You told him, your head tilted to one side to emphasize the question. Despite his nonchalant shrug, you noticed a faint blush settle on his cheeks. So he hadn’t chosen the film on a simple guess. Now that you examined the box more closely, you could see the certificate and the various warnings about the content. They weren’t the usual warnings either, no mild fantasy peril, but instead warnings of extreme gore, violence and profanities. Your raised eyebrow raised higher.
“Ivan…. Why did you choose this one?” You made your way closer to him, placing a soft hand on
Headphones DenmarkxReader (my first songfic)She gave it her best; she tried to fit in,Headphones DenmarkxReader (my first songfic)2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
She tried to be cool, but she never could win,
Her mom says she’s great,
The kids think she’s weird,
Honestly she wish she could disappear.
The music pounded in your ears as you walked slowly down the deserted street. Mostly deserted anyway. There was an occasional homeless person or random shopper or store owner who passed you by. This section of town was at one time quite a popular place. But, like everything else in the world, time passed it by, and eventually it became old and rundown, and the popularity moved to the newest shopping mall.
It somewhat reminded you of yourself. When you were quite small you had been popular. Everyone knew you, everyone loved you. But as you got older, something happened, and you slowly became the outcast you are now. Your clothing didn’t match the sexy s
JapanxMermaid!ReaderJapanxMermaid!ReaderJapanxMermaid!Reader2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Kiku's hands shook as he lifted the worn wooden bucket. The precious sea water within sloshed over the sides, a few drops splattering the scuffed stone beneath his tabi socks.
It wasn't his first time preforming this duty. He had preformed the ritual countless number of times, but each time he had had his fathers critical gaze to steady his hands.
Now, however, he was alone, frightened of messing up, unsure if he would preform it correctly.
If he messed up, it would be on his head and at a terrible price, The secret his entire village strove to protect would be ruined.
Water trickled slowly into the shallow bowl, Kiku watched, barely breathing. It was only after the job had been preformed without any mishaps that he let himself breath freely.
Once home, he found a strange yearning to return to the temple, and the item that lay in the crystal bowl.
He ignored the feeling, as he had done a countless number of time
Neko!AmericaxReaderNeko!AmericaxReaderNeko!AmericaxReader2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You were just about to point out a cat, when a sudden though hit you, causing your spirits to drop. You didn't have your wallet with you. How where you going to pay the adoption fee? Today really wasn't your day.
Sighing, you explained the situation to Elizabeta, face flaming. She smiled, telling you to come back tomorrow, it was an open house when all the cats were allowed to roam freely in the lobby. Promising to return, you left, feeling slightly disheartened.
Getting into your car, you sat for a moment, wonder what to do next. After a while, you sighed, turning the car towards the nearest fast food place. With any luck, the man you were looking for would be there.
Once again, it seemed like fate had decided to give up on you. You could not find Alfred anywhere. It was strange, usually the American was always in a fast food place, eating the restaurant bare or wolfing down half of a buffet. After giving up on restaur
(GermanyxReaderxPrussia)2(GermanyxReaderxPrussia)(GermanyxReaderxPrussia)22 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Chapter Two- An unexpected twist
"Is this really going to work?" You grit your teeth, fingers locked in a death grip around your seat belt as the large black van bumped down the litter strewn streets.
"Trust me _____. Ven I come up ziz a plan, it always vorks."
Gilbert glanced over at you, ruined mouth hidden beneath clean white bandages. On your lap Antonio snorted from inside of his box.
"I remember this one plan you had Amigo. It involved me going into a dark room first. A truly brilliant plan."
You glanced down at Antonio, he smirked at you and continued teasing his friend.
"If I remember correctly I was decapitated and you died!"
"Zat vas vhen I vas alive! Zose plans don't count!!"
You sighed as Antonio began laugh, switching to Spanish as he began taunting his friend. Gilbert responded in German, glaring down at the Spaniards head. In the seat behind you Ludwig sighed, lips pressed into a thin line. N
The last specimen pt. 4 (ScotlandXLast!Reader)He hadn’t noticed it at first glance, but the looming shape of the science centre looked menacing all of a sudden, like a gloomy prison of sorts. Gulping down his feeling of unease, he set his jaw and turned, vowing to return for Prim if he was called or not.The last specimen pt. 4 (ScotlandXLast!Reader)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
As if turned out Allistor didn’t have to worry himself about breaking into the science centre – he’d been summoned by the esteemed professor albeit in a disgruntled manner with the words that Prim wanted to see him again. He didn’t add the fact that the girl had threatened to go on a hunger strike should they refuse her demand.
Currently he was discussing different names with Prim, hoping that perhaps if he said the name she used to go by, it would ring a bell in her lost memory. Whilst he was searching the internet for girls’ names and reading them aloud, she was trying her best to remember if it was the right one. However so far, they had no such luck. Now he was skimming through a list
The last specimen pt.7 (ScotlandXLast!Reader)“Allistor? Allistooooor.” Prim said flatly, poking the redhead first in the cheek and then in the gut. She’d been doing this for the last five minutes; hovering over the sleeping male who seemed out cold for all the reaction he was giving her. “Alliieeeeeee-“ this time she pinched his nose, “-stoooooor.” The chainsaw snoring came to an abrupt halt, a loud cough and gurgle following quickly. Sitting bolt upright, he spluttered for air.The last specimen pt.7 (ScotlandXLast!Reader)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
“Are you trying to kill me woman?!” He wheezed, clutching his gut and pretending to die. She giggled quietly at his exaggerated actions, smiling back at him when he stretched out on his side, his hand holding his head up. “Did you sleep okay?” He asked her, to which she nodded. “You didn’t have to sleep on the sofa you know,” she said, watching as his cheeks reddened to match his hair.
“No, no,” he protested, “I wanted to be a gentleman.” The girl s
The last specimen pt. 5 (ScotlandXLast!Reader)He knew what he had to do. He knew he couldn’t and wouldn’t leave her like that.The last specimen pt. 5 (ScotlandXLast!Reader)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
He was going to bust her out of there.
“Ami, they’ll have your head for this.” Allistor growled in annoyance, tugging on his cuffs. “I don’t care! I need to get (Y/n) out of there!” The Frenchman sighed and waved his hand. “Honestly, Allistor. What’s so great about this guy that you have to break him out of the science centre?” Of course, Francis hadn’t a clue about Prim being a woman, nor about why she was in the centre to begin with. Frankly, it was a miracle that he wasn’t asking questions yet. And even if he did, Allistor had an ace up his sleeve.
“You know I’ll put in a good word with Artie for you.” With that the Frenchman stiffened up and gave him a mock salute. “When do we start?” Allistor smiled wryly. Despite Francis desperately wanting to get in his brother’s pants, he wasn
King of the Night (AustriaXReader)Sighing happily, you quietly turned the key in the front door-lock. A satisfying ‘click’ sounded, making you smile and push the door open, doing a happy kind of wiggling-dance when you noted how much warmer it was inside than outside. Singing weakly to yourself, you donned your coat and dropped your bag to the floor, making your way through the hall.King of the Night (AustriaXReader)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Suddenly, you heard a voice and you stopped. It was very familiar indeed, but it was also high-pitched. And it sounded like it was currently singing the Queen of the Night? You know, that infamous aria with incredibly high notes? Yeah, that’s what you were hearing – and it seemed to be coming from your kitchen. Instead of disturbing the secret singer, you crept up to the door, a sliver of light falling over your face.
Roderich twirled through the kitchen, his eyes closed as if reverence and mouthing the German perfectly, which was to be expected really – German being his native language after all, and even mak
Unfinished storiesSwedenxReaderxFinlandUnfinished stories2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You winced as the bone needle slipped, pricking your finger. It was the third time in less then five minutes. No surprise really, you resented your task. And what a task, a horrid and loathsome task.
You weren't sewing a wound, nor putting together a death shroud. No, you were stitching a wedding gown. Your wedding gown.
Your father was a rather pushy man, He had been the one to decide that it was high time you were married off. Although your mother was against it at first, he had managed to convince her that it was for the best. After that, it was only a matter of picking the particular man.
The blacksmith Beilshmidt? Even though he was strict and some what intimidating, he had a kind side, helping those in need. But did your father pick him? No, of course not, he was a foreigner, therefore unfit for the job.
Tino the sheep herder? The only man in the village who would go berry picking with the women and w
Golden (DenmarkXReader) RQHumming whilst checking the oven’s temperature, Matthias rolled his shoulders. The pink apron Tino had given him suited him remarkably well, as did the large blue and white striped oven clothes from Berwald, both of these not matching his Danish flag boxers at all. The Danishes in the glowing heat were slowly turning golden, but seeing as they weren’t ready yet he was prepping the next batch to go in.Golden (DenmarkXReader) RQ2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Ruffled hair and clad in crumpled pyjamas, you leant on the doorframe and wondered silently what on Earth had possessed your lover to make pastries so early in the morning, rather than staying in bed with you. It was your Sunday ritual after all, and you felt a little hurt he’d disregarded it this week. Padding barefoot on the tiles, you made your way to him stealthily so that he, being so engrossed in the pastry-preparing, didn’t hear you. Once you were standing behind him, you quickly placed both your hands on the counter on either side of him to effectively cage
Denmark x Axe!Reader Chapter 1Denmark x Axe!Reader Chapter 13 years ago in Romance More Like This
Denmark x Axe!Reader : Choose me instead.
How is your life? You are a beautifully sculpted new axe that's wrapped in bandages leaned against a wall for the past month. Yeah I know, life pretty much sucked for you, you dangerous object. Somehow you were alive not that you can move or anything, but you have feelings! You were a really thin and power axe that could cut stuff 5 times better than any normal axe! Why were you there all alone standing there near an alley way? Well your creator passed away a month ago when he finally finished you and the sad news is that he died shortly after that. His family had to throw you out because you were no use to them. I know sad right?
Your name wasn't "Axe" It was __________ the name that your father gave you when he created you. One thing that was keeping you alive was Matthias Køhler. He's a man that you've been watching well actually peeking out of your bandages and the
8 Writing prompts to say 'I love you' #1#1 Spit it into her voicemail, a little slurred and sounding like the shot of whiskey you downed for courage. Feel as ashamed as you do walking into work in last night’s clothes. Wake up cringing for days, waiting for her to mention it.8 Writing prompts to say 'I love you' #12 years ago in Romance More Like This
“Now se sing about se varp-core is sis-“ Chekov’s slurring words were getting louder and louder the longer he was on the phone. The empty shot glass on his table confessed guiltily what had been done to make the curly-haired boy so red in the face, so weak to his knees. For no reason he broke out laughing, leaning too far back on his chair at first and then lurching forward to land chest-first on the table.
“See, see, see se most eemportant sing about se varp-core is eet’s ability too- too-“ he trailed off, his head on the table and angled so he could see the lamp hanging over it. “Sat lamp is veery bright (y/n). Veery bright…” Squinting at the light, he groaned and rested his
Dragon!Denmark x Reader ~The Dragonsight~ 2Dragon!Denmark x Reader ~The Dragonsight~ 22 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
A human’s appetite fell short to a dragon’s. When you had invited Mathias into your house, he had just about devoured everything you had be it the stale two-day-old bread you had stored in the cupboard to the jar of turnip preservatives your mother had instructed you to eat along with the bread. All had been consumed by Mathias.
“I can’t believe you recognized me after all of these years,” you breathed in relief. “I was really afraid you had forgotten about me…”
“Oh courff nough!” Mathias beamed, his mouth full of bread. You assumed he had meant to say, “Of course not!”
He swallowed. “Gods, I can’t remember the last time I had a real meal! It feels like forever!”
You pressed your lips. “N-Not to pry or anything, but where were you all of these years, Mathias? I was…” You clenched your fists together. “I was worried about you…”
Bored Games (SherlockXReader) RQClomp-clomp-creak. The carpeted stairs show sign of ageing as they sigh beneath your feet, breathing in relief as you step on the next one. “He’s just being completely unreasonable.” John tells you, reaching into his inside pocket to deposit the jingling keys. “I’m just glad you wanted to come. I only hope you can deal with him, I’m not leaving the house to him alone when he’s like this.” The two of you reach the door to their apartment, he stops and so do you. “Now, he’s completely booby-trapped the house. I don’t know what’s going to happen when we open the door, but I suggest we stand well back. Knowing Sherlock, we could be incinerated or harpooned or something.”Bored Games (SherlockXReader) RQ2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Getting behind the short male, his arm stretched out to protect you from whatever Sherlock had come up with, you watch as he pushes the door open, only to stand well back against the wall. With the sound of a firecracker, something dark and heavy
A Simple Misunderstanding (Fem!AmericaXReader)CAUTION: CONTAINS SWEARING AND YURI. DON'T LIKE IT? DON'T READ IT. SIMPLE AS THAT.A Simple Misunderstanding (Fem!AmericaXReader)2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
It was just another day at your high school. Keeping your head down, you shuffled through the hallway from your last class. It wasn’t terrible, but you were happy the day was over. You see, nobody noticed you and that’s how you liked it. Not even the teachers could remember your name. You had but one friend, and over the years you had fallen hopelessly in love with that one person.
Your only friend was a girl by the name of Amelia F. Jones.
She was your opposite in so many ways, but you completed each other. Her vibrant personality complemented your quiet, borderline introverted ways. She was constantly smiling and talking, waving her hands in the air as she told story after story about wild parties and the latest gossip, while you nodded and listened to the best of your ability. When you are around a person like that for such a long time (you had met in seventh grade, and now you were
The King. - Denmark x Reader.After discovering that your parents were the King and Queen from Sweden, they were more than happy to know that they had a daughter.The King. - Denmark x Reader.2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Though, unbeknownst to you; they were going to wed you off to a prince in Norway.
Political weddings, ones that would tie the countries together stronger.
That evening, you sneaked out of the palace, bribing several security guards on the way.
The city lights were simply beautiful to even look at. You smiled as you continue walking down the streets.
"Ow!" The man fell down on the floor as you looked down into his blue eyes, which were shimmering into your own. Time seemed to have stopped for the two of you as you continue to look into his eyes.
Was this love at first sight?
The owner of those eyes blinked, snapping the two of you out of the time that seemed to have paused. "I-I'm sorry." He ran off, picking up his little black hat as he stood.
As you got back to the palace, you saw the same man appear. You tapped his shoulder as he swiftly turned around.
Prince!China x Princess!Reader x Prince!Russia 2Prince!China x Princess!Reader x Prince!Russia 22 years ago in Romance More Like This
Prince!China x Princess!Reader x Prince!Russia Songfic Contest Entry
Song: "Longing for Spring" and "In the Arms of Winter"
~~~*Timeskip brought to you by a magical pipe, Piper *~~~
After the King and Queen learned you were playing with the Prince of Spring, they locked you away in the tallest tower in the castle and forbid you from seeing Yao ever again. They feared that you would meet someone and move far away from them, never to see you again.
And so, you being an obedient Princess, you obeyed them. Day and night, you were forced to study and practice the gracefulness and elegant ways of being a true princess, so you prepare being the crowned heir to the throne.
You didn't feel like a princess or even wanted to be one anymore. Instead, you felt more like a prisoner in your own castle. You never left your room, and your duties in the fall, were taken care of by someone else. You could never wander outside the borders or break free from this tower. The only way o
Break (Pitch BlackXReader) RQ“Pitch-“ you break off, the spittle of the dark sky running down your flushed face, your hands reaching behind you across the sodden ground to crawl away from him, but still facing him.Break (Pitch BlackXReader) RQ2 years ago in Romance More Like This
“Pitch, please.” Your voice wavers, breaking on your second spoken syllable. “It doesn’t have to- have to go like this,” you plead, your own tears mingling with the heavens’. Something sharp sticks into your palm and in your momentary distraction he plants his foot on you. Your stomach lurches and you stare up at the darkness, terrified to see the expression on his face.
“Oh no, I’m afraid it does have to.” He smiles at you in vindictive pleasure, grinding his heel deeper into your stomach. “Why-“ you try to utter, but he snorts before you can even finish the word. “Why? Why?” He crows with laughter but stops as suddenly as he started. “I’ll tell you why, you stupid girl.” The insult doesn&
Skating on thin ice(CanadaXReader)“Dammit.” You muttered to yourself, your breath rising in small plumes of wispy smoke. “Where’d she go?” Your eyes scanned the ice-rink for the tell-tale bob of your friend’s hair as you stood safely behind the fence.Skating on thin ice(CanadaXReader)3 years ago in Romance More Like This
“Looking for me?” You jumped when your friend snuck up on you and blew hot air past the tips of your cold ears. “Hey! Don’t do that!”You cried, smacking their arm as they tugged you in the direction of the ice.
“C’mon! C’mon let’s go already!” You shook your head. “I can’t skate! I thought I told you that!” She turned and sighed, rolling her eyes. “Why’d you even come?” Gaping at her in disbelief, you held an accusing finger up at her which she batted away with her woolly mittens.
“You! You said it’d be fun!” She grinned mischievously, noting that you had in fact got some skates on. “You also said you’d teach me!