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If I had a time machine I'd go back in time and force previous versions of myself to do the work they procrastinated onto me!

Liking the Twogag Facebook page isn't going to make your life any happier. I dunno why you would even think a crazy thing like that.

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Whenever somebody tells me to guard something with my life I ask what's in the bag, because I'm not staking my life for anything less than an iPod.

My Twitter is a good thing to tell your friends to follow.
Maybe not your best friends, but like, that guy that overheard you planing a party and kinda had to invite to not feel like a dick.
Those are my people.

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Or the alternate philosophy:
There are no problems, only ignores.

Kinda like you're trying to do with my Twitter plugs.

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I've never really been on a bad date, because ya know, it's a date with me.
It's easy to rise above the expectations.

I'm all about managing peoples expectations. That's why the Twogag Facebook page is such a dump!

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I'm saving my spree for when I've hit rock bottom. Because you only get one.

The Twogag facebook page. Probable source of many rage induced sprees.

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My name being Rickard other kids used to tease me by calling me "Picard". But I just thought that was kinda cool.
Until I found out it's the name of some bald nerd with a gay spaceship!

The original plan with my Facebook page was to create a small army to overthrow the establishment. But it turns out people don't overthrow stuff just because I make a Facebook post telling them they should.
So now I mostly just post my strips on there.

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No matter what friend I'd chose that person would probably be pissy about it, so you can't really chose wrong.

Until I manage to figure out how to be genuinely interesting I guess I'm just gonna have to nag you to follow me on Twitter.

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Testing mattresses is just a hobby of mine right now, but one day I might go pro.

But the worst job by far is the poor people I hired to be Twogag Facebook page testers.
those people got it bad.

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Good, that's just the way I like it.

Twitter, Where I still haven't learned to appear more interesting than I am.

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Ten out of ten psychiatrists agreed that I'm not crazy.
Until they heard that I see ten psychiatrists, then they all changed their mind.

I found this really cool guy on Twitter the other day. The stuff he says, it's like he's in my head.

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