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Whenever somebody tells me to guard something with my life I ask what's in the bag, because I'm not staking my life for anything less than an iPod.

My Twitter is a good thing to tell your friends to follow.
Maybe not your best friends, but like, that guy that overheard you planing a party and kinda had to invite to not feel like a dick.
Those are my people.

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If I could chose one thing to bring with me to a deserted island, I would bring civilization.

This link doesn't lead to twitter, guys.

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Or the alternate philosophy:
There are no problems, only ignores.

Kinda like you're trying to do with my Twitter plugs.

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If I had a time machine I'd go back in time and force previous versions of myself to do the work they procrastinated onto me!

Liking the Twogag Facebook page isn't going to make your life any happier. I dunno why you would even think a crazy thing like that.

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My name being Rickard other kids used to tease me by calling me "Picard". But I just thought that was kinda cool.
Until I found out it's the name of some bald nerd with a gay spaceship!

The original plan with my Facebook page was to create a small army to overthrow the establishment. But it turns out people don't overthrow stuff just because I make a Facebook post telling them they should.
So now I mostly just post my strips on there.

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Everybody laughed at my uncle for attempting to train murder squirrels.
But at his funeral nobody... Okay a few people still laughed.

Lately I've been trying to invent a tweet that will make the reader go instantly blind. It's a ambitious attempt and it's been very challenging but I think I'm starting to make progress.
To keep updated, follow me on Twitter.

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I've never really been on a bad date, because ya know, it's a date with me.
It's easy to rise above the expectations.

I'm all about managing peoples expectations. That's why the Twogag Facebook page is such a dump!

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I'm saving my spree for when I've hit rock bottom. Because you only get one.

The Twogag facebook page. Probable source of many rage induced sprees.

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When I was a kid my psychiatrist diagnosed me with schizophrenia, so you can imagine how I got really paranoid when my brother insisted that I didn't have a psychiatrist.
But as it turned out, my brother suffered from a rare case of pre-adolescent Alzheimer's.
Also he didn't exist.

I'm better now though, but I'm still uncertain to if my Twitter account is real or a schizophrenic figment of mine.


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I've been saving for a beard since 1986, so any decade now.

That site everybody's always on all the time.

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