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A Serperior's Letter 2Dear Ash,A Serperior's Letter 22 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
It has been a while. Do you still remember me, Emperor, your humble Serperior? Excuse me, is that a chuckle I hear? I would have you know I am always and especially humble when it comes to Ash! And you are doing it again! Stop it!
I hope this letter finds you well. With the recent changes in the climate(1), I could not help but feel concern about you and the rest of the gang. There has been talk of towns and cities turning into ice, though I do not know how true is that. Anyway, I apologize for the tardiness in my reply. It is difficult to find someone who could transcribe my words into a human language with a pen and paper; I was glad to have found the green-haired human again. Boy am I glad to find you indeed! Are you I even treated him courteously just as you asked.
It was, ahem, sad to know that Minipete(2) and Liepard has retired no, that was not a snicker, you are hearing things. I still remember the days spent with them as if it was yesterday... Liepard had always been
Wizard Chronicles of Unova-DISCLAIMER-Wizard Chronicles of Unova3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Mimi, Jordan, Rex, Jojo, Laila, Zach, and Nina are property of Ky-Nim! I do NOT own them! Also, this short story is in no way canon for EITHER of our respective stories.
Nina sat back against a tree and sighed. This day had not gone well at all. It all started with her stumbling into the dark grass
Nina took a few frightened steps back. This pokemon shouldn't be here It should be in pinwheel forest! The Sawk looked at her angrily. It almost seemed scared. Like it was lost, and was just trying to find the way home However, when it nearly killed Rex with Brick Break, any semblance of sympathy was quickly replaced with fear. She tried to run, but the Sawk blocked her path. Seeing no other choice, Nina sent out Mimi. A Low Sweep nearly killed her. Jojo, a Double Kick. Laila, Karate Chop. Nina was down to only Jordan and Zach. Trembling, Nina sent Jordan into battle. Another Low Sweep, and Jordan dodged. Nina wasn't going to let the
CR AU - CR In Wonderland Chapter IChapter I : After The White RabbitCR AU - CR In Wonderland Chapter I3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Part I : Down the Rabbit Hole
There was once a time inside of the universe of those belonging to the Canvas Ranger. A strange phenomenon splits up, creating a kind of Alternate Universe along the way.
And one individual accidentally ended up being taken into that Alternate Universe.
The cat, in the other place, simply remained silent upon its spot as it watched, its grin grew simply grew wider.
- - -
And he woke up.
"Where am I?"
Eyes darting to every single direction possible.
Only to find a very familiar person running not so far away in front of him, holding a pocket watch as he chanted, "I'm late, I'm late, oh boy, I'm late."
"Isn't that Nero?" he thought, "What could he be doing, chanting something like that? Not to mention the suit and the bunny ears over his head?"
"I'm late, I'm late, oh boy, I'm late."
"I seemed to recognize his words. And it's getting familiar," Senzen thought as he tappe
the plight of fishI long to be beautiful, but I could never be. The curtain raises all eyes on me they dazzle at my grace as I take the stage. Commanding the spotlight all in all I want to be beautiful but I can't. I'm a Magikarp.the plight of fish3 years ago in Drama More Like This
No spotlight for me. Somebody someday won't catch me and turn me into that horrid beast, to burn my enemies to the ground. I don't want to be a monster I want to perform. My gold scales for all to see. Why couldn't I be a Feebass
Description is what I seek for the strong pound a week. I wish for nothing more than to laugh as the humans cower at my wrath. The destruction and devastation film with a joyful sensation. But I can never eat the terror of the sea for I am Feebass cruel irony.
No sounds of screaming no crying in my wake. Arsus must've made a mistake. Some aspiring Coordinator will catch me soon I'm sure. So the spotlight can be on my purple skin is the anger grows within. Stuff me with poffen and you do with way too often. Make me become Milotic the thought
Pokeumans - Just Another CollabIt was lunchtime, and Starr and I were waiting for Mike while we ate cheese fondue (it was a once-every-three-months special) and chatting. There were all sorts of fruits, bread and meats to dip in.Pokeumans - Just Another Collab2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
“Wow, this is great!” I said munching on a few pieces herbed bread.
“Wonder what’s taking Mike so long?” asked Starr as she dipped some salami in the cheese.
“Hey guys I’m here!” said my Ditto roomie, now in his Munchlax form, running in holding a purple pill.
“What is that?” asked Starr.
“It’s my chemistry experiment! Mr. Lanwell gave me an extra assignment to make up for accidently blowing up the lab…”
“What does it do?” I said as I popped a few cheese coated grapes into my mouth.
“I call it a ‘crazy pill.’ It makes the person who ingests it go temporarily…hey where did it go?”
We all looked down at the table to see the little pill had disappeared.
Corrupt"You're lying to me Mr Chair" Stephano said as he backed away from the man sitting cross-legged on the floor. Mr Chair just looked down.Corrupt2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"I'm not lying. My files are corrupt" He replied sadly. He didn't want to face this fate and he certainly didn't want Stephano to deliver it but he had to, nobody else could.
"I'm not doing it. We'll run a program, fix you up" Stephano insisted. Mr Chair shook his head.
"I've tried already, It won't work. You have to. Please, before Pewdie comes back" Mr Chair demanded, on the verge of tears.
"I..." Stephano couldn't speak. He couldn't do this to his best friend. He held Pewdie close but Mr Chair was closer to him.
"Please" Mr Chair pleaded. It was a horrible thing to see, Mr Chair was not the one to beg, he would complain and con you into something. He did not plead, he did not beg.
"I'm sorry" Stephano said as he picked up the stick lying next to Mr Chair. A tip had been carved out of the end and it seemed to have a uninstall program on the end of i
A 5 segundos de la otra vida.Abres los ojos lentamente, te encuentras tirado en un suelo frio y húmedo, donde el agua te llega hasta las orejas, a tu alrededor no hay mas que oscuridad. Estas confundido y aturdido, sacudes la cabeza para despejarte, te levantas con dificultad para darte cuenta de que estas en medio de la nada, empiezas a escuchar una voz, una voz familiar que te llena un cálido sentimiento de alegría y justo en frente de ti, se logra divisar a lo lejos un pequeño rayo de luz blanca, caminas en dirección de aquella luz, pero cada paso pareciese que te aleja mas y mas, aun mas confundido que antes te preguntas ¿Qué sucede?, sigues caminando y al ver aquella luz aun mas distante, empiezas a desesperarte, cuando en medio de tu camino aparece una figura alta completamente esquelética, vestía una túnica negra que le llegaba desde la cabeza hasta los pies.A 5 segundos de la otra vida.1 year ago in Horror More Like This
Bienvenido.- Dice la criatura cordialmente.
¿Tu- tu quien eres?.- Logras
Blood and Magic 3Blood and MagicBlood and Magic 33 years ago in Romance More Like This
By Princess Thil Galel
I DO NOT OWN
When Celty sat down at the table, she could practically feel a sweat drop rolling down the side of her head. "When Gibson said that you three were making dinner," she said, "I thought you'd actually be cooking it. Picking up Hover burgers from Mr. Gackslapper's doesn't count."
Chiro turned the bag upside down, dumping out the ketchup packets. "Aw, c'mon Celty." he said, "Hover burgers are great, and besides, would you really want to eat anything we'd try to make?" He laughed when she snatched up a burger.
She unwrapped her food, then folded her hands in her lap, waiting for the others. Otto and Chiro were already digging in, gobbling down french fries and slurping up milkshakes. How they could put away that much food in so little time amazed her.
Antauri walked in with Sparx behind him, and Fang following. The red pilot looked rather irritated. Fang still had his normal expression, but she cou
Blood and Magic 5Blood and MagicBlood and Magic 53 years ago in Romance More Like This
By Princess Thil Galel
I DO NOT OWN
A huge yawn spilt from Gibson's mouth. Once again, his heavy eyelids drooped shut, only to snap back open a second later. "You've been up all time?" came Antauri's voice. The blue scientist turned to glance briefly over his shoulder as the SIC walked into the lab. "You really should get some rest, Gibson."
"I could say the same thing to you as well." he replied, "You were up all night interrogating Mandarin after he finally regained consciousness. Did you manage to get any information out of him?"
The silver simian shook his head. "No, it's the oddest thing. He didn't recognize me, but he knew Sparx. Yet he seemed confused when we questioned him about anything during the time period just before and after his initial betrayal." he replied, and folded his arms with a frown. "It's as if all those past incidents never happened. What's stranger is that he doesn't even remember how he came by his black m
APH- Forgotten Brother TrioGoddammit, Gilbert! Why can't you be more like Ludwig?APH- Forgotten Brother Trio4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
C'mon, Lovi! Why can't you be sweeter, like Feli?
Oh, Mathew! There you are! Bloody hell, why can't you stand out more, like Alfred?
All three of them would just wave off the complaints like they were nothing- with nonchalant shrugs, rolled eyes, sarcastic apologies.
But inside, they would hurt. And when it became to much, they would get together. Like today.
Canada looked around the large meeting table, his eyes immediately going to two people; East Germany and South Italy. To everybody else, they looked just fine. But Mathew could see the signs- the slight sadness buried in the depths of their eyes, the small slump of their posture.
Knowing only the other two would hear him, Canada asked them quietly, "My place?" They both nodded, seemingly at nothing.
As soon as the meeting was over, the three of them slipped away, collected their things from their hotel rooms, and gathered in the airport. There, they all purch