Romeo and Juliet Rewrite 4Act 2, Scene 1Romeo and Juliet Rewrite 45 years ago in Devious Fun
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"I can't believe it!" Mercutio giggled. "He's finally dead!"
Benvolio felt like ripping Mercutio apart, but he didn't because he was a hippie. "That's not funny," he said instead. "Romeo was my cousin... and it was so obvious that that stupid stripper was a lesbian! I swear, he had no gaydar!"
"No, really?" Mercutio said sarcastically. "I really didn't notice!"
"Quit mocking me. I'm depressed as it is."
Mercutio jumped around Benvolio in circles while singing, "Cheer up, emo duck! Cheer up so the sun can shine and the birds can sing!"
"They will only mock me just as you do," Benvolio sighed.
Mercutio slapped Benvolio across the face. "Don't you dare go emo like Romeo did! You're the only main character that's a dude left in this story besides that dumb cat king guy...."
"Well, maybe you'd be better off with him," Benvolio suggested.
"I'm allergic. To cats," Merc