7 Buckets in Hell(Karkat x Reader)"I got... Karkat."
Everyone looks at Karkat and you pause realizing who's name you had just read aloud. When you notice Karkat groan and stand you freak. Rose shoves you forward toward the closet and you growl at her. Dave grabs you and Karkat and shove's you both into the closet. Karkat falls and you land ontop of him.
He groans something muffled and you look at him as the door slams closed. "Huh?" You ask. He picks his head up and growls, "GET OFF ME." You freak and quickly stand in the dark closet. He slowly stands and pops his back. "OY..." He says. "Sorry Karkat. Didnt mean to land on your back." You say. "NAH IT ISNT YOUR FAULT... ITS THAT ASS HOLE DAVE'S FAULT." He says. You giggle a little and sigh.
You both sit and against the wall and sit in silence for a moment until you hear someone yell. "You guys kissing!?" You both suspect its Vriska. "So.... Karkat. Why did you even come to this party? I cant see you much of a party guy." You say. "ACTUALLY... I ONLY CAME CUZ I HEARD YO
7 Buckets in Hell(Dirk x Reader)"I got... Dirk."7 Buckets in Hell(Dirk x Reader)2 years ago in Personal More Like This
Some people start giggling and you tilt your head. You gotta be kidding me. Jake pushes Dirk, who is blushing lightly a bit nervous, forward and Rose pushes you forward. Dirk shoves you both to the closet and you stumble falling into a sitting position. Dirk stumbles in also and falls face planting in your breasts. You blush intensly as and scream as the door shuts.
You shove Dirk away and cover your chest. He sits up and sits blushing. "S-Sorry. I didnt mean to do that!" He says. "I-Its fine." You say. He looks away scratching the back of his head and you look away also. "So..." He says. "How's Lil Cal?" You ask. "Lil Cal? He's doing good. I had to sow him up though. He got ripped up a bit." He says. "No way!" You say looking at him. He nods and looks over at you.
Its impossible to see his eyes with those shade's and the darkness around you both so you reach your hand out to him and take his glasses off him. His orange eyes glisten slightly. You smile and you put his
7 Buckets in Hell(Gamzee x Reader)"I got... Gamzee."7 Buckets in Hell(Gamzee x Reader)2 years ago in Personal More Like This
You pause breifly and re-read the note in your hand. Everyone looks at Gamzee who stands with his stupid smile and walks towards you. He puts his hand out to you and you blush lightly. Rose pushes you up and into him. You look back at her and growl.
Gamzee takes your hand and walks you toward the closet. Everyone giggles at your blushing foolish face. "Remember 7 minutes." Dave says. When you and Gamzee are in the closet the door closes and everything goes dark.
Your eyes dialate and you realize Gamzee is staring at you. You blush more. "W-What?" You ask. "NoThEn." He says. He sits against the wall and you stand with your arms crossed. Gamzee grabs your hand and pulls you down next to him. You growl at him and loook away. "Yo MaN wHaT's ThE mAtTeR? HoNk HoNk." He says. "Nothing." You say.
You look over at him and flinch when you realise his face is close to yours. "YoUr A mOtHeRfUcKeN lIeR." He says. His eyes are a orangey red now. You scootch away from him a bit and
7 Buckets In Hell-Kankri x Reader7 Buckets In Hell-Kankri x Reader2 years ago in Romance More Like This
7 Buckets In Hell-Kankri x Reader
"I got... Kankri."
You pause a blush crossing your cheeks. Your eyes were wide with shock as the young troll male known as Kankri stood. His red sweater up to cover his mouth probably to hide something. He walks over to you putting his hand out gently towards you and you blush more taking his hand slowly. He pulls you up onto your feet and slowly make your way to the closet. The Strider boy shoves you both in making you both fall to the floor.
Your fall was softer than you expected. Then you realize your on Kankri. The door slams shut and you can hear Kankri's muffled groan. You quickly scramble to your feet grabbing his arm to help him up. "I'm so sorry Kankri!" You say. All he douse is shake his head and look at you. His eyes glow softly lighting the room enough to see each other. You stared at him shocked he wasn't giving you a lecture like he was to Mituna.
You reach your hand out to his face and tug the color of his turtle neck down revealing some
7 Buckets in Hell(Kurloz x Reader)"I got... Kurloz."7 Buckets in Hell(Kurloz x Reader)2 years ago in Personal More Like This
Everyone start whispering to each other and You sigh. Of course. You get the one who cant talk. Kurloz stands smiling as always and Rose pushes you forward. You growl and Kurloz puts a hand out to you. He was almost like his bro Gamzee. You take his hand and he walks you to the closet. He held your hand gently as if you were fragile.
The door closes behind you both and everything goes dark. Kurloz sits still hlding your hand and you sit next to him. You both sit silent without a word spoken until you finally speak. "Kurloz. I know you arent going to answer me but... Why did you stitch your lips closed?" You ask. No reply. Just silence. You sigh and look down. You and Kurloz still hand in hand.
There is then a purple glowing light and you look up and over at Kurloz. He's staring at you smiling. His eyes are glowing and so are yours. "Well... You can say I did it out of love for an ex..." He says. "Oh wow..." You say tilting your head slightly. He nods and leans close.
7 Buckets In Hell(Cronus x Reader)7 Buckets In Hell(Cronus x Reader)7 Buckets In Hell(Cronus x Reader)2 years ago in Horror More Like This
"I got... Cronus."
You pause and stare at the name written in a lovely purple pen. Cronus Ampora stands smiling. To your surprise he wasn't smoking! Your pushed forward by Rose causing you to fall off the couch. Everyone giggles and laughs. You blush and Cronus puts his hand out to you. You take his hand and he pulls you up.
He squeezes your hand lovingly and you blush lightly. He stares in your eyes smiling. "To the closet you too!" Dave yells kicking Cronus into the closet. Cronus releases your hand falling forward into the closet. You giggle and walk in.
The door shuts making the room go dark. Cronus slowly shuffles back to his feet and stretches. "Oy... That hurt like a mother..." He says. You giggle softly smiling and he turns to you. His white eyes glow softly in the dark making anything around him visible. He smirks slightly and before you know it his hand was on the wall behind you. He leans over you smirking making you backup into the wall.
Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - KarkatYou pulled out your hand to see you were holding a movie case. You examined it; The Notebook. Oh, it was so obvious, it was painful.Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - Karkat2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Karkat, get on up here!” Dave called, taking the movie away from you. “Get all up in this closet right now.” You watched as Karkat angrily stomped through the crowd, his arms crossed. He was looking at the floor, so you couldn’t really see his face.
“Let’s get this stupid fucking thing over with…” Karkat muttered as he entered the closet. You weren’t sure if you wanted to go inside or not, but before you could even move, Dave shoved you inside and shut the door.
That’s when Karkat began his rant.
“Why the fuck do we even play this stupid game?! I mean, there’s nothing that you can fucking accomplish accept for making out with some probably nasty person that you don’t even like for absolutely no reason!”
You blinked. “…So you’re saying I’m n
7 Buckets In Hell-Equius x Reader7 Buckets In Hell-Equius x Reader7 Buckets In Hell-Equius x Reader2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"I got... Equius."
People begin to giggle and murmur as you stare at the lovely blue writing the wrote out Equius' name like it was meant for a book. The Zahhak boy stood beginning to sweat making everyone around him except Nepeta scoot away. Rose and Jade both push you up making you stumble a bit. Equius walks to the closet avoiding eye contact with you. You follow him when suddenly your kicked from behind falling into Equius. He catches you as the door slams shut.
"God Dave is such a jerk." You say getting back onto your feet. "D--> I agree. He should learn to be more gentleman like." Equius says crossing his arms. You giggle softly and you can tell he was starting to sweat again because of the sudden tension in the air. "D--> I need a towel." He murmurs. You feel around the closet and feel a soft jacket. It was probably Dave's. You take it off its hanger and hand it to Equius. "Here. A little pay back for Dave." You say.
Equius takes his glasses off
Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - KankriYou pull out your hand to see you are clutching a megaphone. You chuckled to yourself, knowing exactly who it was. The item fit them so well.Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - Kankri2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
“Kankri, front ‘n center,” Dave slurred, gesturing towards the open closet. Kankri walked to the front, though he decided to be a gentleman (A/N: won’t be too gentle for long…) and let you enter the closet first. The two of you slid inside the door was shut and locked behind you.
You roll your eyes, knowing exactly what you’re about to be in for.
“This game is violating so many obvious rules. There are so many things that I could tag as triggers existing at this party!” Kankri began to blab on and on. “This game is a violation of peoples’ privacy, especially women. I mean, who in the world would stick some drunken pig like Dave in a closet with someone as innocent as you?”
You blinked. Did he just say what you thought he just said?”
Kankri’s face turned a slight red. &
Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - JakeYou pulled out your hand to see that you were holding... a gun! Your eyes went wide and you immediately dropped it back in the box, cringing with fear.Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - Jake2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Dave chuckled. “Calm down, [Name]. It’s just a dart gun. It’s Jake’s.”
You peeked in the box, realizing that what Dave said was true. The gun looked similar to a real gun, only it was plastic and had some darts loaded inside. You sighed, feeling like a complete idiot already.
Jake walked up to the front and stood next to you, his usual fangirl fainting smile plastered on his face. Of course, his smile just made you feel all the more nervous. You didn’t know Jake too well, but you did know that girls tended to freak out over him. You also knew he had guns, and not just the good time.
Dave shoved the two of you into the closet, slamming the door shut.
“Hey there, Miss [Name],” Jake said, still smiling politely. “We seem to be alone. What do you propose we do?” You could
Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - EridanYou pulled out your hand, realizing you were holding a soft patch of purple cloth. You knew immediately that it was a piece of fabric from some seadweller’s clothing.Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - Eridan2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
“Eridan, get up here!” Dave shouted into the crowd. You noticed Eridan’s hair stick up from the crowd as soon as his name was called. He pushed through the people and stood in front of you. He had a big smirk plastered on his face.
Eridan lifted your hand and kissed it gently. You blushed furiously, surprised and yet heated by his gesture at the same time. Before you could react with words, Dave pushed the two of you into the closet and slammed the door.
As soon as the door was closed, Eridan began leaning towards you. He was certainly getting close and didn’t stop until your noses were touching. He had a lustful look in his eyes. You hadn’t been in the closet for even a minute and he was already coming onto you! Most of the girls would feel sorry for you, but you thought that you were
Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - MitunaYou pull out a mini yellow skateboard and you immediately frown. Why would Mituna put a skateboard figurine in the box? That was usually Latula’s type of thing. He had been spending quite a lot of time with her lately…Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - Mituna2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
“Mituna, let’s go!” Dave called, waving the Gemini up to the front. You watched Mituna scamper up to the front and stand in front of you, his usual smile plastered onto his face. Dave shooed the two of you into the closet and slammed the door.
Mituna surprisingly started the conversation. “Do you like this game, [Name]? It seems like everyone else does.”
You slightly shrugged. “It’s okay; I guess… it just depends who you get stuck in here with.”
“Did you not want to come in here with me?” He suddenly asked. You froze. Oh no, you’d made him think that you didn’t like him!
“No, no! I-It’s nothing like that!” You quickly rebuttal, “I just thought you were
15 Minutes in Heaven- KarkatxReaderAll right, gather round. It’s time to have some actual fucking fun at this party.” Dave said, considering it was his party after all, everyone did as instructed.15 Minutes in Heaven- KarkatxReader2 years ago in Romance More Like This
“WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING THIS TIME FUCKASS? LAST YEAR I ENDED UP WEARING DONKEY EARS WHILE YOU GOT EVERYONE ELSE TO STAB ME IN THE ASS BLINDFOLDED!” Karkat yelled, angrier than usual.
“We’re going to play seven minutes in fucking heaven. Only I’m extending it to fifteen, because the last time I played, I caught with my pants down, if you know what I mean.” Dave said, and everyone flinched, and groaned, not really needing that information. You have no idea why you were here. It wasn’t as if you were in any of their sessions.
“You’re triggering people, Dave!” Kankri complained.
“Shut up. You being a little trigger bitch makes me want to pull a fucking trigger on myself.” Karkat replied, not even looking at the guy. You sigh. Poor Kankri. Then again
Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - JohnYou raised your hand from the box and pulled out a small hammer. It seemed to be a replica of the hammer John had always used as a weapon. You smiled to yourself, knowing that being in the closet with your goofy friend Egbert would certainly be a time to remember.Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - John2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
“Aye, Egderp! Get your ass up here!” Dave shouted, nearly tripping over himself. Dave was pretty hilarious when he was drunk, and gog damn was he drunk.
You watched as John navigated his way to the front. He stood in front of you, the usual toothy grin plastered on his face. “Oh, hey [Name]! Are you excited?”
Before you could even think of answering, Dave pushed the two of you in the closet and shut the door. You muttered ‘yeah’ under your breath to answer John’s question, but you were pretty sure he didn’t hear.
“So, what do you want to do in here for seven minutes?” John asked. This couldn’t help but make you giggle. John was so clueless to stuff like this. Y
Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - KurlozYou hesitantly reached into the box, and pulled out a pair of gloves designed with the bones of a hand. Examining them for a few seconds, you figured they were Kurloz’s, since they did indeed match his outfit.Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - Kurloz2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
“Kurloz, up here!” Dave called out, his voice cracking in the process.
You watched as Kurloz made his way to the front. He finally stopped in front of you, signing you a quick ‘hello.’ You shyly waved hello to him as well. Dave then shoved the two of you in the closet, slamming the door behind.
The closet was a bit darker than you expected. You watched as Kurloz moved his hands, obviously trying to sign, but you couldn’t see very well. “Wait a sec, Kurloz...” You quickly reached into your pocket and grabbed your phone. The screen didn’t emit too much light, but just enough that you could at least see Kurloz.
“Okay, can you sign that again?” You asked with a smile.
*I said ‘it’s a bit dark in here’
Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - RufiohYou reached into the box and pulled out a miniature pair of wings. The seemed to be some kind of accessory that would be placed on a doll. With not a moment of thinking, you knew the item was Rufioh’s.Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - Rufioh2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
That’s when everyone began whispering.
You knew for a fact that almost everyone at the party either had a slight crush on Rufioh, or had already made a move on him. However, he hadn’t accepted anyone’s gestures of affection... so who could he like?
“Rufioh, get on up here!” Dave slurred, nearly tripping over his own feet. Oh, how drunk he was.
“Bangarang!” You heard him say. He navigated his way through the crowd to make it to you. Once to the front, he waved at you, a huge grin on his face. “Hello, doll.” You shyly waved back and Dave shoved the two of you into the closet.
To be honest, you were pretty nervous. You weren’t really too sure what to say, so you just held your hands in your lap and awkwardly twiddled your thu
Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - GamzeeYou quickly yanked your hand out of the box to see that it was covered in none other than soper pie. You made a face and shook it off.Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - Gamzee2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Dave leaned his head on the wall, obviously feeling sick from all of the ‘magical apple juice.’ “Gamzee, it’s you’re turn in the closet.”
You glanced at the crowd of people, already seeing Gamzee’s tall horns peak over the rest of the crowd. He pushed to the front of the trolls. He saw you and gave you his regular goofy smile. You couldn’t help but giggle.
Instead of pushing the two of you, Dave shooed you into the closet and shut the door. You each looked around until you met each other’s eyes. The two of you shared eye contact for almost a minute. It didn’t make you laugh, however. It made you nervous. You liked Gamzee a lot, but he always made you nervous. You knew what he was capable of, and sometimes, it scared you.
A cold touch on your leg surprised you out of your thoughts. You quickly l
Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - Psii and SignlessYou reached into the box and felt around for a moment. Most of the items were already gone, so it was kind of hard to try and grab something worthwhile. Suddenly, your hand touched something cold and stick. You grabbed the item and ripped it out of the box, hoping nothing disgusting had covered your hand. You were gripping a pair of handcuffs, and they seemed to be covered in… honey?Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - Psii and Signless2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Dave rolled his eyes. “The Psiioniic’s jar of mind honey must’ve spilled over.” As soon as you heard that, you wiped your hands on your jeans in disgust. “I guess you’ll get the Signless and the Psiioniic.”
You blinked. “Um, both?”
Dave nodded and waved his hands in the air, signaling the two ancestors to come to the front. You watched as the two men pushed through the crowd and made their way to greet you.
“Hello, [Name],” The Signless said, nodding towards you, “you look very beautiful tonight.” You cheeks flushed a ligh
Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - TavrosYou pulled out a small plushie that looked almost identical to Tinkerbull. You giggled; it looked so adorable! You knew at that moment that it was Tavros.Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - Tavros2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
“Tavros, c’mon!” Dave shouted, waving the troll towards the front of the room. He maneuvered his way through the crowd. Your eyes looked up and down his new body. His legs made him look even cuter then he already had.
Dave carefully nudged you two into the closet. Each of you hesitantly looked at each other from across the closet.
You scratched the back of your head nervously. Tavros was already shy, and you had a pretty big crush on him. That didn’t help too much. You thought for a moment about what you could say to start a conversation.
“So, do you like your new legs?” You mentally face palmed. What kind of stupid question was that?!
Tavros chuckled. “I, uh, like them a lot. It’s a lot easier to, um… get around, y’know?” He smiled his innocent smile at you. You coul
Homestuck x Girl!Reader: 7 Buckets in HellYou sit laughing with all your friends. You in Dave's house cahtting your ass off. Kankri is giving a lecture to Mituna and Equius is showing off. John was ranting about movies while Dirk was talking about Lil Cal.Homestuck x Girl!Reader: 7 Buckets in Hell2 years ago in Personal More Like This
You were talking with Rose and Jade about animals and how trolls had such strange guardians. Dave soon walked to the middle off the room holding a blow horn and pushed its button makinga really loud HOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!!! Everyone shuts up and looks at him. "Ok listen up people! Were about to play an amzing game called 7 Minutes in heaven!" He yells. All the trolls look at each other confused while the humans snicker and giggle. "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? IS IT SOME STUPID HUMAN GAME?" Karkat asks. "I was about to explain just a moment ago if you had shut up!" Dave yells. He explains the rules to the trolls and they nod. "Oh 2o liike 7 bucket2 iin the clo2et?" Sollux asks. "Yup!" John says. "______? Would you like to go first?" Dave asks.
He holds Spades Slick's fadora out to you
I Give UpI Give UpI Give Up2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Karkat x reader
I was trying so hard. I tried everything to get Karkat the perfect gift. I took every chance to give him one, but he was still just being mean and grumpy. He always yelled at me after I gave him his gift to. Saying things like “THIS ISNT EVEN CLOSE TO WHAT I WANTED FUCKASS.” Why did I put myself through this? Oh yeah, because of my giant flush crush on him. Actually I don’t think it could be a crush anymore. I was as the trolls say, full out red for him.
For his birthday last year I made him a new sweater. He wore it but grumbled about how it wasn’t what he wanted. He seemed happy at everyone else’s gifts though. I mean he didn’t smile but he was Karkat’s version of happy.
For Christmas I got him new sickles. They were red and when put together the handles looked like the cancer symbol. He just looked at them and me then back to the sickles before saying that he already had weapons and didn’t need new ones.
Karkat x reader swim partyRed one piece with a skirt….Karkat x reader swim party2 years ago in Romance More Like This
“(f/n), what the hell is this?” you held up the swimsuit, glaring at your friend who laughed, “it’s a swimsuit!” you put the swimsuit down and fixed your friend with the intensity of your (e/c) gaze. Its point was to intimidate them but it wasn’t working, (f/n) simply laughed and pushed you into the bathroom to get changed.
You stepped out of the bathroom and grabbed a pair of yoga pants, pulling them on. Then you walked downstairs and to the living room where (f/n) was waiting, they looked over at you and smiled, “it looks good on you (y/n), except for the pants but that’s ok! I trust you will take them off with due time…and KARKAATTT~~~” they emphasized the trolls name and waved their eyebrows at you. A blush grew on your face, but you just flipped them off and went to the party.
Upon your arrival, you immediately wanted to go home. Your friend ran off to the pool while you went to the si
Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - EquiusYou reached into the box and pulled out a little statuette of a dumbbell. You thought to yourself about how completely adorable it was, and you thought even more deeply about the fact that you were now going into the closet with Equius.Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - Equius2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
“Equius, come on down!” Dave cried, laughing afterwards. He was pretty damn slurred.
You watched as Equius carefully made his way to the front. He looked down at you from his tall stature with no expression. You could see that he was sweating pretty badly. He seemed to be almost... trembling?
Dave shoved the two of you in the closet and locked the door. Once the door was shut, everything was sort of quiet.
“So, what do you want to do?” You asked casually.
Equius didn’t move. “I don’t think we should be doing things of the lewd nature, [Name]...” He muttered, turning his head away from you.
Of course Equius wouldn’t do anything with you. That was just his nature. He wanted to be a gentlemen, or at lea
Pop-Rocks (KarkatXreader )your name is _____, and this is whats happening.Pop-Rocks (KarkatXreader )2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Let's explain, shall we? You sit there smirking like a perverted idiot but what you're smirking at has nothing to do with your pervy mind. You have just handed your best-friend, (and flush crush) Karkat, a small bag of pop-rocks. This is going to be entertaining. “WHAT THE EVER-LOVING FUCK IS THIS _____?” he bitched as he examined the bag closely.
You giggle quietly, “It's candy. Just try it? Please?” He sighs and rips open the top of the bag. “WHY THE FUCK AM I DOING THIS AGAIN?” “Oh for fuck sake Karkat just eat it!”
He surrenders silently at your sudden snap at him. You watch as he pours a small amount of the red pebble-like candy into his hand. You motion for him to continue and he rolls his eyes but obliges. As soon as the candy hits his tongue you begin to hear the sound of the popping and so does he. His eyes widen and he proceeds to freak the fuck out.
“HOLY SHIT _____ WHAT TH
15 Minutes in Heaven- SignlessxReaderDave walked into his own party, fifteen minutes late in spite of the fact that it was being held not only on his own ridiculously dangerous planet, but also in his very own home. He was wearing a red felt suit, and had two fedoras in his hands, one black, and one red. You hoped that this had nothing to do with creepy troll romances. You did not wanna end up having to do random kinky blackrom shit with someone you didn’t know. Or worse, Eridan.15 Minutes in Heaven- SignlessxReader2 years ago in Romance More Like This
“We’re gonna play fifteen minutes in heaven, bitches.” The cool-kid said, a small, shit eating grin working it’s way to his lips. You face-palmed, and hoped that this wasn’t going to go down like you had the feeling it would. You’d end up in the closet with Karkat, and he’d yell at you the whole time, or Kankri while he lectured you, or Eridan while he groped at you and you banged on the door.
You only hoped that the sort-of chaperone, the one who only went by the signless, would prevent such immatu