Homestuck x Girl!Reader: 7 Buckets in HellYou sit laughing with all your friends. You in Dave's house cahtting your ass off. Kankri is giving a lecture to Mituna and Equius is showing off. John was ranting about movies while Dirk was talking about Lil Cal.
You were talking with Rose and Jade about animals and how trolls had such strange guardians. Dave soon walked to the middle off the room holding a blow horn and pushed its button makinga really loud HOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!!! Everyone shuts up and looks at him. "Ok listen up people! Were about to play an amzing game called 7 Minutes in heaven!" He yells. All the trolls look at each other confused while the humans snicker and giggle. "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? IS IT SOME STUPID HUMAN GAME?" Karkat asks. "I was about to explain just a moment ago if you had shut up!" Dave yells. He explains the rules to the trolls and they nod. "Oh 2o liike 7 bucket2 iin the clo2et?" Sollux asks. "Yup!" John says. "______? Would you like to go first?" Dave asks.
He holds Spades Slick's fadora out to you
7 Buckets in Hell(Karkat x Reader)"I got... Karkat."7 Buckets in Hell(Karkat x Reader)2 years ago in Personal More Like This
Everyone looks at Karkat and you pause realizing who's name you had just read aloud. When you notice Karkat groan and stand you freak. Rose shoves you forward toward the closet and you growl at her. Dave grabs you and Karkat and shove's you both into the closet. Karkat falls and you land ontop of him.
He groans something muffled and you look at him as the door slams closed. "Huh?" You ask. He picks his head up and growls, "GET OFF ME." You freak and quickly stand in the dark closet. He slowly stands and pops his back. "OY..." He says. "Sorry Karkat. Didnt mean to land on your back." You say. "NAH IT ISNT YOUR FAULT... ITS THAT ASS HOLE DAVE'S FAULT." He says. You giggle a little and sigh.
You both sit and against the wall and sit in silence for a moment until you hear someone yell. "You guys kissing!?" You both suspect its Vriska. "So.... Karkat. Why did you even come to this party? I cant see you much of a party guy." You say. "ACTUALLY... I ONLY CAME CUZ I HEARD YO
7 Buckets in Hell(Dirk x Reader)"I got... Dirk."7 Buckets in Hell(Dirk x Reader)2 years ago in Personal More Like This
Some people start giggling and you tilt your head. You gotta be kidding me. Jake pushes Dirk, who is blushing lightly a bit nervous, forward and Rose pushes you forward. Dirk shoves you both to the closet and you stumble falling into a sitting position. Dirk stumbles in also and falls face planting in your breasts. You blush intensly as and scream as the door shuts.
You shove Dirk away and cover your chest. He sits up and sits blushing. "S-Sorry. I didnt mean to do that!" He says. "I-Its fine." You say. He looks away scratching the back of his head and you look away also. "So..." He says. "How's Lil Cal?" You ask. "Lil Cal? He's doing good. I had to sow him up though. He got ripped up a bit." He says. "No way!" You say looking at him. He nods and looks over at you.
Its impossible to see his eyes with those shade's and the darkness around you both so you reach your hand out to him and take his glasses off him. His orange eyes glisten slightly. You smile and you put his
7 Buckets In Hell(Cronus x Reader)7 Buckets In Hell(Cronus x Reader)7 Buckets In Hell(Cronus x Reader)2 years ago in Horror More Like This
"I got... Cronus."
You pause and stare at the name written in a lovely purple pen. Cronus Ampora stands smiling. To your surprise he wasn't smoking! Your pushed forward by Rose causing you to fall off the couch. Everyone giggles and laughs. You blush and Cronus puts his hand out to you. You take his hand and he pulls you up.
He squeezes your hand lovingly and you blush lightly. He stares in your eyes smiling. "To the closet you too!" Dave yells kicking Cronus into the closet. Cronus releases your hand falling forward into the closet. You giggle and walk in.
The door shuts making the room go dark. Cronus slowly shuffles back to his feet and stretches. "Oy... That hurt like a mother..." He says. You giggle softly smiling and he turns to you. His white eyes glow softly in the dark making anything around him visible. He smirks slightly and before you know it his hand was on the wall behind you. He leans over you smirking making you backup into the wall.
7 Buckets in Hell(Kurloz x Reader)"I got... Kurloz."7 Buckets in Hell(Kurloz x Reader)2 years ago in Personal More Like This
Everyone start whispering to each other and You sigh. Of course. You get the one who cant talk. Kurloz stands smiling as always and Rose pushes you forward. You growl and Kurloz puts a hand out to you. He was almost like his bro Gamzee. You take his hand and he walks you to the closet. He held your hand gently as if you were fragile.
The door closes behind you both and everything goes dark. Kurloz sits still hlding your hand and you sit next to him. You both sit silent without a word spoken until you finally speak. "Kurloz. I know you arent going to answer me but... Why did you stitch your lips closed?" You ask. No reply. Just silence. You sigh and look down. You and Kurloz still hand in hand.
There is then a purple glowing light and you look up and over at Kurloz. He's staring at you smiling. His eyes are glowing and so are yours. "Well... You can say I did it out of love for an ex..." He says. "Oh wow..." You say tilting your head slightly. He nods and leans close.
7 Buckets In Hell-Kankri x Reader7 Buckets In Hell-Kankri x Reader2 years ago in Romance More Like This
7 Buckets In Hell-Kankri x Reader
"I got... Kankri."
You pause a blush crossing your cheeks. Your eyes were wide with shock as the young troll male known as Kankri stood. His red sweater up to cover his mouth probably to hide something. He walks over to you putting his hand out gently towards you and you blush more taking his hand slowly. He pulls you up onto your feet and slowly make your way to the closet. The Strider boy shoves you both in making you both fall to the floor.
Your fall was softer than you expected. Then you realize your on Kankri. The door slams shut and you can hear Kankri's muffled groan. You quickly scramble to your feet grabbing his arm to help him up. "I'm so sorry Kankri!" You say. All he douse is shake his head and look at you. His eyes glow softly lighting the room enough to see each other. You stared at him shocked he wasn't giving you a lecture like he was to Mituna.
You reach your hand out to his face and tug the color of his turtle neck down revealing some
7 Buckets In Hell-Equius x Reader7 Buckets In Hell-Equius x Reader7 Buckets In Hell-Equius x Reader2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"I got... Equius."
People begin to giggle and murmur as you stare at the lovely blue writing the wrote out Equius' name like it was meant for a book. The Zahhak boy stood beginning to sweat making everyone around him except Nepeta scoot away. Rose and Jade both push you up making you stumble a bit. Equius walks to the closet avoiding eye contact with you. You follow him when suddenly your kicked from behind falling into Equius. He catches you as the door slams shut.
"God Dave is such a jerk." You say getting back onto your feet. "D--> I agree. He should learn to be more gentleman like." Equius says crossing his arms. You giggle softly and you can tell he was starting to sweat again because of the sudden tension in the air. "D--> I need a towel." He murmurs. You feel around the closet and feel a soft jacket. It was probably Dave's. You take it off its hanger and hand it to Equius. "Here. A little pay back for Dave." You say.
Equius takes his glasses off
Homestuck X reader swim partyYour best friend (f/n) had bought you a new swimsuit of their choice for an upcoming pool party with the trolls and humans alike. They knew of your flush crush on a certain party goer and they were determined to get the two of you together, and that’s why you were so upset about them picking a swimsuit for you.Homestuck X reader swim party2 years ago in Romance More Like This
When they arrived at your house later that day they tossed you a bag, you opened it and glared at your best friend and what they had handed you, “you’re kidding right?”
(f/n) laughed at your glare, “yeah (y/n)! its perfect!”
You looked down at the swimsuit they had just handed you, it was…..
well? what does it look like my friend?
I guess I’ll do this slowly…if there is one you want right away let me know and I’ll start on that one first
Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven [Intro]You were sitting at home alone, as usual. You had popped a bowl of buttery popcorn and thrown in your DVD of ‘Wayne’s World.’ It was one of your favorites, and you hadn’t seen it in awhile. Besides, you weren’t one to go out on Saturday nights. You preferred staying home in your fortress of solitude, and you figured everyone else liked it that way, too.Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven [Intro]2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
As you threw some popcorn carelessly into your mouth, you cellphone rang. You paused your movie and checked the caller ID; it was Dave Strider. Of course, he was one of the only people who ever called you on a Saturday night. He always tried to get you to come to his wild parties, but you always turned him down.
You answered the phone. “Hello?”
“Oh, I’m just sitting here, comfortably watching a movie.” You hoped that telling him you were having a good time would make him forget about asking you to the party and hang up or something. However, tha
Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - JakeYou pulled out your hand to see that you were holding... a gun! Your eyes went wide and you immediately dropped it back in the box, cringing with fear.Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - Jake2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Dave chuckled. “Calm down, [Name]. It’s just a dart gun. It’s Jake’s.”
You peeked in the box, realizing that what Dave said was true. The gun looked similar to a real gun, only it was plastic and had some darts loaded inside. You sighed, feeling like a complete idiot already.
Jake walked up to the front and stood next to you, his usual fangirl fainting smile plastered on his face. Of course, his smile just made you feel all the more nervous. You didn’t know Jake too well, but you did know that girls tended to freak out over him. You also knew he had guns, and not just the good time.
Dave shoved the two of you into the closet, slamming the door shut.
“Hey there, Miss [Name],” Jake said, still smiling politely. “We seem to be alone. What do you propose we do?” You could
Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - KankriYou pull out your hand to see you are clutching a megaphone. You chuckled to yourself, knowing exactly who it was. The item fit them so well.Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - Kankri2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
“Kankri, front ‘n center,” Dave slurred, gesturing towards the open closet. Kankri walked to the front, though he decided to be a gentleman (A/N: won’t be too gentle for long…) and let you enter the closet first. The two of you slid inside the door was shut and locked behind you.
You roll your eyes, knowing exactly what you’re about to be in for.
“This game is violating so many obvious rules. There are so many things that I could tag as triggers existing at this party!” Kankri began to blab on and on. “This game is a violation of peoples’ privacy, especially women. I mean, who in the world would stick some drunken pig like Dave in a closet with someone as innocent as you?”
You blinked. Did he just say what you thought he just said?”
Kankri’s face turned a slight red. &
Cat!Homestuck x Reader PrologueYour name was (First Name) (Last Name) and you where t the pet store. One your friends had talked you into getting a cat and that was how you got here.Cat!Homestuck x Reader Prologue2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Hello!" Someone called from behind you, making you jump. Then turning around you saw a girl with russet hair and pair of round otter like ears on her head. She had a nose ring that was a gray color along with gold ear rings, she was wearing a black t-shirt with the pet store's name on it, she was wearing black shorts with black and purple stripped stockings. She also had an otter like tail.
"Can I help you?" The girl asked her ice blue eyes narrowing, her ears went flat to her head.
"U-um yeah I-I want t-to get a kitten..." This girl had a slight unfriendly look about her that made you
Caretaker Kankri: Kankri X Female!Reader Part 3~the Vantas hive~Caretaker Kankri: Kankri X Female!Reader Part 32 years ago in Romance More Like This
“Karkat, I must speak with y9u immediately.”
“WHAT THE HELL DOES IT MATTER? YOU’RE HERE TO BABBLE ON ABOUT SOME USELESS FUCKING SLIGHT THAT ONLY OFFENDS YOU, RIGHT? WHAT’S ONE MORE FUCKING THING FOR YOU TO COMPLAIN ABOUT? I JUST LOVE TO LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHERFUCKING PET PEEVES LIKE YOUR WORDS ARE AN ENDLESS SPEWING GEYSER OF VOMIT AND I’M THE UNFORTUNATE LOADGAPER THEY ARE BEING FLUSHED DOWN.”
“Karkat, I have n9t c9me here t9 lecture y9u. I have actually c9me f9r s9me advice, 9r rather, an impers9nal interpretati9n 9f certain events which have 9ccured recently.” Kankri crosses his arms over his chest. “H9wever, if y9u are seeking a lecture 9n the impr9per and triggering uses 9f vulgar language and crude anal9gies within y9ur sentences I w9uld gladly—”
“NO! GOG NO!” Karkat slaps his forehead and runs the hand down his face. “JUST&
Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - EridanYou pulled out your hand, realizing you were holding a soft patch of purple cloth. You knew immediately that it was a piece of fabric from some seadweller’s clothing.Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - Eridan2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
“Eridan, get up here!” Dave shouted into the crowd. You noticed Eridan’s hair stick up from the crowd as soon as his name was called. He pushed through the people and stood in front of you. He had a big smirk plastered on his face.
Eridan lifted your hand and kissed it gently. You blushed furiously, surprised and yet heated by his gesture at the same time. Before you could react with words, Dave pushed the two of you into the closet and slammed the door.
As soon as the door was closed, Eridan began leaning towards you. He was certainly getting close and didn’t stop until your noses were touching. He had a lustful look in his eyes. You hadn’t been in the closet for even a minute and he was already coming onto you! Most of the girls would feel sorry for you, but you thought that you were
Seven Minutes in HeavenstuckYou sighed heavily, hoping that your best friend would understand that you really didn't want to go to this stupid party. Of course, John was dragging you there anyway. It'll be fun he said. You'll enjoy it he said. Yeah right. Dave was the one throwing the party, so this was just going to be a total crazy mess. No doubt that people would end up drunk and grinding against each other as music played. Couples would be making out in the background, possibly having sex in unoccupied rooms.Seven Minutes in Heavenstuck2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Yeah, real fun.
"Come on [Name]! It can't be that bad. I promise you'll have a good time," John said upon hearing another loud sigh from his best friend.
"Yeah, whatever," you muttered as the two of you finally arrived at Dave's house. Neither you nor John dressed up for the party. You were just wearing normal, comfortable clothes that you usually wore, and John just wore jeans and a white t-shirt. That was it.
John knocked on the door, opening it when nobody came to answer it. Of course nobody would hea
Good morning! (ReaderxVarious)The early rays of morning sunlight beamed down through the translucent (favcolour) curtains of your room, coating the cosy living space in a deep (favcolour) glow that awoke you from your peaceful slumber. Shifting slightly as your eyes squinted shut against the unwanted light, you groaned deeply, not quite wanting to awaken from your present dreamy state. You rolled over in the sizable double bed and cuddled further underneath the warm sheets in an effort to return to dreamland.Good morning! (ReaderxVarious)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Beside you someone else stirred under the satin covers, stretching out their slender body before curling around yours with a small content sigh. You gently smiled at the contact before sleepily opening your eyes to look at the person currently laid beside you, as the pleasant memories of the night before replayed through your mind.
Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - MitunaYou pull out a mini yellow skateboard and you immediately frown. Why would Mituna put a skateboard figurine in the box? That was usually Latula’s type of thing. He had been spending quite a lot of time with her lately…Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - Mituna2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
“Mituna, let’s go!” Dave called, waving the Gemini up to the front. You watched Mituna scamper up to the front and stand in front of you, his usual smile plastered onto his face. Dave shooed the two of you into the closet and slammed the door.
Mituna surprisingly started the conversation. “Do you like this game, [Name]? It seems like everyone else does.”
You slightly shrugged. “It’s okay; I guess… it just depends who you get stuck in here with.”
“Did you not want to come in here with me?” He suddenly asked. You froze. Oh no, you’d made him think that you didn’t like him!
“No, no! I-It’s nothing like that!” You quickly rebuttal, “I just thought you were
Caretaker Kankri: Kankri X Female!Reader Part 6The following evening Kankri awoke to the feeling of uncomfortable warmth, and the melancholy fogginess which sometimes follows after you fall asleep crying. With a moan he turned his face up seeking air and stretched, only to feel another body shifting against his own. With a jolt he pushed himself up onto one arm and looked down upon your sleeping form. The movement jostled you, and with a shiver you turned, seeking the warmth of his vacated spot. Your repositioning curled you further into his lap, causing the flustered troll to stiffen in uncertainty. Should he awaken you? Dislodge himself carefully and let you sleep? Or listen to that small, selfish part of him that wanted to lie back down and hold your sleeping form?Caretaker Kankri: Kankri X Female!Reader Part 62 years ago in Romance More Like This
Blushing furiously at his presumptive and inappropriate thoughts he lifted your legs to slip out from under them, moving cautiously so as not to awaken you. Once away from your body heat he feels the chill in the air from the night’s rain on his hands and face.
Body Swap Karkat x Reader"GOD FUCKING DAMNIT (LAST NAME)!"Body Swap Karkat x Reader2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"So that's what happens..."
Wanna know what's going on? Then I'll tell ya. You, being the epitome of curiosity, button mashed the ectomachine and managed to swap bodies with the fuming Cancer troll who just so happened to walk in the room at that EXACT MOMENT.
Anyway, you gave yourself a once over, paying special attention to the
asshorns. You had always wanted to find out their particular function. You'd always assumed they were for mating purposes and when you rubbed one, well, let's just say suspicion's been confirmed.
Karkat, who's been lamenting over this predicament, didn't notice your inspection until it was too late. He didn't even have time to shout before you lifted his (your?) shirt. The mutant blood couldn't believe it. You were CHECKING HIM OUT! Honestly he didn't know whether to be embarrassed or fla-OH HELL NO.
You were extremely fascinated by the troll anatomy so of course you were gonna see
Caretaker Kankri: Kankri X Female!Reader Part 7The first thing you notice when you regain consciousness is the sound of rustling pages. Your ears twitch slightly at the quiet noise, trying to place the familiar sound in a thinkpan foggy with sleep and sickness. Opening your heavy eyes you spot the novel in front of you, but angled at ninety degrees. You squint, trying to understand why you would read it that way…Caretaker Kankri: Kankri X Female!Reader Part 72 years ago in Romance More Like This
A graceful grey hand turns the page in front of you, despite the fact you had not yet read it. Perturbed you frown at the novel, trying to understand what, exactly, it was you were looking at. Wait, you know this story. It was one of your recent acquisitions, and a quick favorite from among your vast collection.
Hold on. You are not holding that book. What the—
Suddenly higher thought comes back to you, and you realize just whose stomach your head is resting on. Kankri is lying next to you on the couch, head propped up on the armrest of the sofa while he reads and an arm wrapped around your shoulders to keep y
Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - Psii and SignlessYou reached into the box and felt around for a moment. Most of the items were already gone, so it was kind of hard to try and grab something worthwhile. Suddenly, your hand touched something cold and stick. You grabbed the item and ripped it out of the box, hoping nothing disgusting had covered your hand. You were gripping a pair of handcuffs, and they seemed to be covered in… honey?Homestuck: 7 Minutes in Heaven - Psii and Signless2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Dave rolled his eyes. “The Psiioniic’s jar of mind honey must’ve spilled over.” As soon as you heard that, you wiped your hands on your jeans in disgust. “I guess you’ll get the Signless and the Psiioniic.”
You blinked. “Um, both?”
Dave nodded and waved his hands in the air, signaling the two ancestors to come to the front. You watched as the two men pushed through the crowd and made their way to greet you.
“Hello, [Name],” The Signless said, nodding towards you, “you look very beautiful tonight.” You cheeks flushed a ligh
Maids and Masters: NitramXReader=======> NitramMaids and Masters: NitramXReader2 years ago in Romance More Like This
You decide you’d rather go to the Nitram brothers. You knew they were brothers since it had already been established that you were the only female of the house. Plus, one of them had wings. Freaking wings.
You stride over to the brown door, probably the only sane color you had seen all day, door wise. You heard some movie playing in the room. It sounded like Peter Pan. You giggle as you start to reminisce on your old time favorite movie, before gaping to see the winged boy in front of you that opened the door.
HOT. D*MN. You stare at him for a bit, blushing lightly as he smiles at you. "Hey doll." You blush, attempting to find your words. "U-Uh… Hi." Geez you sounded like an idiot. Slowly, you see another figure watching. Well, what you saw first were the robotic legs glaring at you due to the lights. "uHH, mAYBE WE SHOULD, uHH, lET HER IN,,,?" Oh my god. This boy. You wanted to jump on him due to his cuteness. Then take him and his brother home. Oh my g
7 Buckets in Hell(Gamzee x Reader)"I got... Gamzee."7 Buckets in Hell(Gamzee x Reader)2 years ago in Personal More Like This
You pause breifly and re-read the note in your hand. Everyone looks at Gamzee who stands with his stupid smile and walks towards you. He puts his hand out to you and you blush lightly. Rose pushes you up and into him. You look back at her and growl.
Gamzee takes your hand and walks you toward the closet. Everyone giggles at your blushing foolish face. "Remember 7 minutes." Dave says. When you and Gamzee are in the closet the door closes and everything goes dark.
Your eyes dialate and you realize Gamzee is staring at you. You blush more. "W-What?" You ask. "NoThEn." He says. He sits against the wall and you stand with your arms crossed. Gamzee grabs your hand and pulls you down next to him. You growl at him and loook away. "Yo MaN wHaT's ThE mAtTeR? HoNk HoNk." He says. "Nothing." You say.
You look over at him and flinch when you realise his face is close to yours. "YoUr A mOtHeRfUcKeN lIeR." He says. His eyes are a orangey red now. You scootch away from him a bit and
Caretaker Kankri: Kankri X Female!Reader Part 2When you awaken the next evening you find it hard to crawl out of the soper slime, instead stretching languidly and swimming your limbs about in the gelatinous liquid. Eventually, however, you decide you might as well get out and care for the pawbeast. You pull yourself free from the sleeping device and wipe the slime away from your eyes, then slide down the side of your recuperacoon to land on the floor. But when you reach over for the towel you used last night you realize it is not there. In fact, upon further inspection, the hive was a bit more organized than you were used to. You frown in confusion, but decide to wake up more before tackling this mystery, and look around the floor for your towel—you hated tracking slime over the floor if you could help it. You glare at the puddle forming underneath you, quickly realizing you have no choice but to do so, and head off to take a shower. Your lusus must have cleaned your respiteblock. Unusual, but stranger things had happened.Caretaker Kankri: Kankri X Female!Reader Part 22 years ago in Romance More Like This
Grub/Baby! Homestuck x ReaderI sighed, waiting for (Insert HS character) to get home. I had been cleaning all day, and had prepared the perfect dinner for us. Seeing as it is our first anniversary. I sighed again, and began pacing around, hoping they’d hurry up and come home from where ever they are. I heard a knocking at the door, which I hurried over to. When I opened it, I saw someone running down and around the corner before I could say anything. I was about to close the door, but I heard an odd noise come from near the ground. I saw a simple, brown basket with a small, knitted cover surrounded some moving object. I picked it up and brought it inside. When I moved the cover away, I almost fainted at what I saw.Grub/Baby! Homestuck x Reader2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This