Zim X Reader: Weirdest Night EverYou have lived here all of your life. Days, weeks, months, years have passed by with nothing out of the ordinary occuring whatsoever. It was an uneventful town. And if anyone had to ask you, your life was quite uneventful as well.
Your life had been and, as you assume, always will be average. You believed you were somewhere in the middle when it came to looks with your (h/c) hair and deep (e/c) eyes. No, it was nothing for anyone to make a fuss over. You were a high schooler and you had never had a boyfriend. Meanwhile, girls in your grade dressed in tank tops whether it be winter or summer, and they seemed to go out with different boys everyday. It hadn't fazed you that much; right from the beginning, kindergarten, you knew they were going to amount to this. You knew deep down you were better than all of those girls combined. Not everyone in your grade was like that; you had a couple of good friends and that was all.
Your life changed, er, slightly, when a green-skinned fellow was sta
Your Alien Friend - Invader Zim x Reader Chapter 1As you slowly walk to your new school, you feel a pang of depression. New school, new kids, no friends. That’s how it normally went for you. You sigh. Finally, you can see a giant sign above a building that says ‘Skool’. Maybe the people who started the school couldn't spell properly. You push through the front door and make your way to your new class. The teacher, Mrs. Bitters, glared at you as you entered, making you feel slightly uncomfortable. You stood in front of the class, looking at everyone. The guy that caught your eye the most was a kid with green skin and no ears, who looked as if he was plotting an evil scheme as he stared at you. Talk about weird! There was also another kid with glasses that wasn't paying all that much attention to you. He was staring at the green kid with great concentration.Your Alien Friend - Invader Zim x Reader Chapter 11 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
“Everyone” Mrs. Bitters started to speak. “This is (y/n)(y/s). She is the latest addition to the class...now hurry
.:You're the one that I want:. (Zim x Reader)I was seriously contemplating doing this fanfiction and I may take it down if people don't like it or something ; - ;.:You're the one that I want:. (Zim x Reader)11 months ago in Romance More Like This
THE THING IS, THERE ISN'T MANY INVADER ZIM READER INSERTS D:
so enjoy~ uwu
''You're the one that I waaannttt~!!!''
You sang, bobbing your head up and down to the beat of the music and occasionally laughing as you did mess up while singing at times.
It wasn't long before your ''mate'' - As he puts it - came into the room with a grumpy expression on his face.
''What on IRK is going on here, love-pig?! Zim DEMANDS to know!''
You removed your headphones and grinned at him. To be honest, you were sometimes so confused as to how you both managed to stay together - But, to be fair. He COULD be sweet when he wanted to so you weren't really complaining!
''I'm singing!..Wanna join in?'' You said with both your eyebrows raising as you gave him a sly smirk.
Rain~ Invader Zim X Reader - One Shot Here you sit in Mrs. Bitters class, listening to Dib and Zim talk back to one another, again.Rain~ Invader Zim X Reader - One Shot8 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Stop denying it Zim, I know you are an alien," Dib stated while crossing his arms over his chest.
"I am not an alien Dib. I am a human! Must we go over this every time we meet?!" Zim said, waving his arms around.
"I will expose your true identity Zim! It might not be today, might not be tomorrow, but I swear I will one day!" Dib yelled while walking back to his seat, one desk over from Zim's. You happen to be in the middle of the two, again.
"Dib! Knock it off! If you actually want to graduate, I suggest you pay attention to this stupid text book that will get you no-where in life!" Mrs. Bitters screeched throughout the classroom. Thus, the boring day continues.
The bell rang, signaling that the horrible school day ended. All the sko
Your Alien Friend - Invader Zim x Reader Chapter 2The next day, you walked to ‘Skool’ feeling quite happy. Zim was your new best friend, and you actually had a pretty good school...sort of. The morning was pretty boring, since you had a math test. Zim passed all the answers onto you, which was great since he got them all right somehow. The whole day, Dib sat staring at you from across the room with hostility. You started to worry if you had somehow offended him. Impossible! You’ve never even talked to the guy! You decide to shrug it off and keep on studying for your history assignment, with Zim as your partner, of course. At recess, you quietly ate your horrible meal in the cafeteria. Zim didn’t even bother, as he apparently had an ‘allergic reaction’.Your Alien Friend - Invader Zim x Reader Chapter 21 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
“Why, hello there.” You heard someone say from behind you. You turn around to see Dib standing behind you, with his arms crossed.
“Uh...hi?” you say, shyly. Zim turns around as well and glares at Dib. Dib looks at him for a bri
Invader Zim: Zim x Reader: NO GIR DON'T- *Request**Prepare to read the following in a dramatic narrator voice*Invader Zim: Zim x Reader: NO GIR DON'T- *Request*6 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
SOME TIME AGO AFTER THE DOOM SONG AND ZIM ARRIVING ON EARTH, ANOTHER INVADER INTRUDES NEXT DOOR FROM ANOTHER PLANET. AT FIRST, READER-CHAN APPEARS TO BE A RIVAL/ENEMY FOR CLAIMING OF EARTH BUT MIRACLES HAPPEN THAT CHANGES IT TO LOVE. WHAT WILL ZIM AND READER-CHAN GET INTO?! WHAT IS GIR DOING WITH THOSE TACOS?! FIND OUT ON THIS RANDOM INSERT OF INVADER ZIM!
(Name) was twiddling with her technology, an alert popping up on one of her monitors. It was Gir at her front door. She went and opened it.
"Gir, what is it now?"
"I've come to delivah a message! You're wanted immediateleh by mastah!" he said, cutely and waddled off back to Zim's.
She rolled her eyes and followed Gir. She plopped down on Zim's couch with Gir who handed her a taco.
"No Gir," she said, handing it back to him. He simply took it, put
zim x reader ch 1You Were walking out of school on friday you zoned out and tripped over the bike rackzim x reader ch 11 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
you saw a black gloved hand reach for yours and pull you up
"hey zim," you sighed you and zim walked home together because he lives right accross from you sometimes on the weekends, you and zim play some wii or gamecube.
you pulled out my iPod and put in your earbuds
"OH MY GOD THOSE THINGS ATTACHED THEMSELVES TO YOUR EARS!!!!!!!" Zim screamed
"its just music zim," you said "want to listen?"
you took out one earbud and gave it to him. he took it and raised one eyebrow.
"is it safe?"
"yes Zim, trust me."
he put it to his head then took it off like it was boiling hot and rubbed his head
"why do you have to listen to this 'music' so loudly??"
"i like to block out the rest of the world and draw-sorry i'll turn it down"
Your Alien Friend - Invader Zim x Reader Chapter 3You had arrived at the park more than ten minutes ago and Dib had still not shown up. Was that e-mail just a hacker?Your Alien Friend - Invader Zim x Reader Chapter 310 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
“Psst! (y/n)!” you hear someone whisper. You turn around to see Dib behind a large tree, waving you over. You quickly speed walk over to him.
“Dib!” you say. “How in the name of heck did you get my e-mail address?” Dib shrugged.
“I have my ways.” That made you feel uncomfortable. “Anyway, I need to warn you about something!” You had warnings left, right and centre! Who could you trust?
“What?” You ask, impatient to get home. Dib fiddled his fingers.
“You’re not going to believe this, but...Zim is an alien.” You raise an eyebrow. Wasn’t it clearly obvious?
“I know?” you reply. Dib looked shocked. “You’re not going to tease me for being an overly-obsessed freak?”
“No.” You say, simply. Dib stood there, staring at you.
For Zim Lovers "Why did I do that?"For Zim Lovers4 years ago in Settings More Like This
"You did it because you could. The opportunity came to you and you took it without another thought."
"I suppose you're right."
You smile and shoot a sly glance at Zim. He laughs quietly. "What are you looking at?"
Secretly lost in his eyes, you struggle to answer: "It's Gir, he's befriended a squirrel."
You, Zim, and Gir are sitting on a fence in the school yard late one Saturday night. Gir had found a squirrel, gave it a nut, and started a conversation with it. You and Zim have been chatting for the past hour about various things. Your latest topic was raving over how you slapped the Dib at lunch yesterday.
"I'm glad we chose to meet at night," you comment, changing the subject. "Not one human is here to see us without our disguises."
"I agree. If I am to prope
Friends Gir (Invader Zim) X Reader One Shot “I want a taco!” Gir screeched at his master, wanting a taco really badly.Friends Gir (Invader Zim) X Reader One Shot8 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
“Not now Gir! I’m busy!” Zim shouted at the poor robot. Gir let out an over-exaggerated sigh and walked out of the lab. He sat down on the couch and started daydreaming about tacos. Drool managed to escape his lips, dreaming of that oh-so-greasy meat. He couldn’t take it anymore. Gir ran to his dog-like suit hanging over the side of the couch and tossed it on. He then made his way out the door, heading for the Krazy Taco.
“That will be $2.50,” you say threw your little headset. Today you were put on Drive Thru and cashier because one of your fellow employees decided take the day off. You sigh in frustration. ‘At least it’s not that busy today,’ you think.
“Diinnngggg!” the bell sounded, coming from the door entrance. You went out
For Zim Lovers--2nd EditionYou glare across the classroom at Zim. Another Irken...sent on a secret mission to this planet of dirt and worms...I know Tak tried to take over and failed, so that idiot must have some wit secretly about him. How dare The Tallest send him and not me?! I've seen more wars than he!!For Zim Lovers--2nd Edition2 years ago in Romance More Like This
He looks back at you and raises an eyebrow in suspicion. You look at the chalk board where Ms. Bitters is droning on about human history events.
"...and that is why we have a larger military force." Ms. Bitters slithers to your desk. "Were you paying attention, _______?"
"Yes, ma'am," you reply confidently.
"Repeat the point of this lesson."
"We have enlarged the military force to keep other countries from invading or doing harm to each other. America has appointed itself as Interpol, in a phrase."
Ms. Bitters stares you down; you do not avoid her cold gaze, you face it with yours of fire. "I hope the rest of you were listening, this child has spok
Vocaloid!Zim x Vocaloid!Reader Trick and TreatAuthor's note-I know my first Zim x reader sucked so I'm writing a new one!And I dunno the lyrics to the song so don't be mad when I skip it. (Discontinued)Vocaloid!Zim x Vocaloid!Reader Trick and Treat2 years ago in Deviant Events More Like This
"Zim get your Irken ass out here!!!"you yelled banging on Zim's dressing room door"We're on in like 5 minutes!!!"you waited until there was only 2 minutes"I look silly" he finally replied "Zim come on ou-" "come on you two, your on."Kaito said "Fine."Zim mumbled walking out of the room.You couldn't believe your eyes Zim was wearing a male stripper outfit or at least that's what it looked like.He was wearing a black leather top that showed most of his chest and tight-looking leather shorts along with black leather shoes and black headphones i mean you kind of looked like a slut YOU were wearing a tight leather-top that was super short,short SHORT shorts that showed all of your legs,the same headphones,and black Vans"That's alot of leather." you said"I know poor cows."Zim replied."come on."walking up the stairs
-------time skip o
It hurts (Dipper x Reader One-Shot)Dipper rubbed the big scrap in groaned in pain. He stared at his fingers as blood was smushed on the tip of his five fingers. He quickly stood up carefully with trouble, the scrap had cut his whole leg all the way to his shorts ended. He sigh and limped all the way to the shack leaving a blood trail.It hurts (Dipper x Reader One-Shot)1 year ago in Romance More Like This
"Wow, you know how much of a dumbass you are?" You almost shouted but was quickly hushed by Dipper. "Shut up, they could hear us." Dipper stared at Grunkle Stan window. Which was opened and louds sounds of snoring could be heard. Mabel wouldn't wake up if you played a trumpet. So you a Dipper won't worry about her. You mumbled curses under you breath as you wrapped Dipper leg in bandages. He yelped in pain and bit his blue and white hat. You just laughed and jokingly wrapped around so much that the blood flow stopped.
"Stop it, it's not funny" he blushed then frowned looked down on his leg. Luckily you didn't notice anything because of the lack of light.
"Says the one crying like a little
Your Alien Friend - Invader Zim x Reader Chapter 4Sorry everyone for not updating sooner! I had basically forgotten about the whole thing and then my laptop needed to be fixed and all this stuff...I'm terribly sorry about the long wait! DXYour Alien Friend - Invader Zim x Reader Chapter 42 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
Hopefully part 5 won't take as long... X3
It was finally the weekend! You flopped onto your bed after a long and seemingly endless day at school. Your parents were hopefully not going to keep you locked up all two days so you could go and hang out with Zim. And at that moment...
"(y/n)!!!" you heard a voice scream at you through the window.
"What the?!" You yelled as you fell off your bed. You looked up to see Zim staring at you from his place on the window. You sigh. Maybe you didn't want to see him straight away...maybe play some video games and relax first. "Hey, Zim." You say, slowly getting up from the place where you fell. Zim welcomed himself inside
Invader Zim, Aliens --EpilogueEpilogueInvader Zim, Aliens --Epilogue7 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
Zim and Gaz did start their empire. They began it by doing exactly what NASA had always thought about doing but without the brainpower or motivation to do so: colonizing Mars. The heat source, almost as powerful as their love for one another, melted the ice around the surface, allowing them to grow resources and create a new atmosphere. Through some time, they gained followers (some by coercion, others by the wonders and humanitarianism of force). Eventually, as their strike force grew, it was enough to put up a fight against the Venusian empire, which ended in a treaty that let Zims next of kin rule Venus, this being Tallest Rain, his and Gazs daughter. Their son, Tallest Sol, would later rule Mars. From there, they furthered their empire across galaxies, leaving Earth alone for whatever reason.
Dib and Tak began working for the B.P.R.D., along with Hellboy, Agents Mulder and Scully, and Karl Kolchack. They easily accepted Tak into their environment, unlike the Sw
Love? Dib (Invader Zim) X Reader - One Shot You have known Dib for awhile now, meeting him in fifth grade. You both shared a big similarity; you both believed Zim was an alien. At first you didn’t believe him, until he started pointing out all of Zim’s flaws. With all this alien hunting going on, you two have gotten pretty close and have both grown feelings for each other. You also learned that Dib gets angry easily so it was fun to push his buttons from time to time. You were now currently hanging on the side of Dib’s bed, waiting for a new plan to form its way inside of your head. Dib was on his computer, messing with some weird program again, talking on and on about it. It was stating to bore you.Love? Dib (Invader Zim) X Reader - One Shot8 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
“Dib, I’m bored… Entertain me!” you shout, wanting to do anything at this point.
“I don’t know…. Hey, were you listening?” He asks, not wanting to repeat himself.
“Your talking is bori
Invader Zim-The New Girl Ch. 1Invader Zim-The New Girl Ch. 15 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Invader Zim FanEp THE NEW GIRL
It was a typical day at the Skool. The students were sitting at their desks, but they were also horseplaying at the same time. A bunch of kids were playing a classical game of spitball war, which resulted in the classroom walls being covered in chewed, saliva-soaked paperballs. A girl, who was too lazy to throw away her chewed gum, stuck the wad of cherry goop in the hair of the person sitting in front of her. The Picky Boy took a look in his lunchbox even though it was hours before lunch. He took his mustard sandwich and threw it across the room in straight-up pickiness. Nevertheless, this whole loud monkey business was indeed typical.
The only two kids in the class who werent horseplaying were Zim and Dib. They were both angrily staring at each other, like an eye-to-eye showdown. The thrown spitballs had missed them by an inch.
Human!Sonic Team x Reader: New Girl Part 1Human!Sonic Team x Reader: New GirlHuman!Sonic Team x Reader: New Girl Part 12 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You brushed down your grey skirt for the fifth time that morning as you walked down the stairs to see your mother looking at you smiling.
"You look gorgeous ___!" Your mother squealed as she hugged you
"Thanks mum!" You sighed gingerly hugging back.
This was the second school you transferred to since your parents split up. The people at the other school weren't very nice to you because of your shyness and you couldn't fit in anywhere.
You still missed your old-old school and your friends plus the fact you were going to a girl AND BOY school was a new experience. That and the uniform was grey and white, could it get any blander?
You slung your school bag over her shoulder and headed onto the bus. You nonchalantly glanced for a spare seat when a girl with purple hair tied up in a high ponytail swiftly raised her hand up "you can sit here if you want!" She called. You nodded and sat next to her.
"You're the new girl right?" She asked. Surprised, you nod
40 Ways To Annoy Invader Zim40 Ways To Annoy Invader Zim2 years ago in Humor More Like This
1. When he's away, sneak into his house (if you can), open the door slightly and put a bucket of water above. Also add some soap in it >DD
2. Break his garden gnomes by throwing rocks at them so Dib can sneak in easier.
3. Print out Zim/Dib posters and put them all over his house. It'll lead to a head explosion though, so be careful and don't choose pictures that's too hardcore.
4. When he's asleep, take some of Gir's soap (the bacon one) and rub it all over his face. Add more for bonus points, like butter and cookie crumbs.
5. Tell him straight up. That's he's a self-absorbed and gullible jerk that is a shame for his race. After that, grow a mustache and move to New Zealand. (Doesn't matter if you're a boy or a girl, do it anyway).
6. Kick him (bonus points if it's on the crotch) and tell him to stop making humans look like idiots.
7. Blow him a kiss. He hates human germs. (Girls' task...mostly)
8. When he takes a nap, take black lenses (entirely black) and put them on his eyes. When
gamer!Zim x gamer!reader part one Amnesia"Were the fuck is that game?!"you whispered to Zim trying not to wake your little sister."How in the name of irk should I know ___________?"Zim asked you and Zim argued alot and i mean ALOT.After about an hour later you found the game "Give me that!" Zim said swiping the game away from you reading the white letters "Amnesia...sounds cool.Is it?"Zim said"Well..."you said"answer this why would I play it if it was not cool?"Zim shrugged"Girls."Zim started the game."Do you even know how to play?"Zim asked"I watch pewdiepie play this alot."You said"alright"Zim mumbled putting in the game.gamer!Zim x gamer!reader part one Amnesia2 years ago in Personal More Like This
Germany x Hetaloid!ReaderGermany x Hetaloid!Reader2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Germany x Hetaloid!Reader
I was sleeping peacefully till I heard something that definitely woke me up. “(F/n) want to (Activity you like) with me?”
“HECK TO THE YES!” at that point I blew down the door or what I thought was a door. I looked around only to see a bunch of people and a boy in front of me who I must say, was as red as one of big brother Antonio tomatoes. Must be my new master.
“Sorry for the scare my name is Alex and you must be my new master?” I was defiantly excited to have my own master but he seem kind of well shaken up. He just looked at me for a few minutes saying nothing not only looking confused but kind of scared.
“(Guy name don’t care) what is this, you got me a girl for my birthday?” That defiantly took me back what does he mean he got a girl for his birthday!? I AM A HETALOID.
“I don’t know man I did not get you this for your birthday.” I was shocked, sad and sca
Wasted Food (Sick!Dipper x Reader One-Shot)You sigh as you stared into the a ugly pile of Grunkle Stan cooking. It was gushed in green goo with a bone sticking out. Along with strange weeds topped on with bug circling it. All fitted into a neat circle on a fresh white plate. You look at Mabel and Dipper faces which looked like they have been traumatized for life. Which of course you wouldn't blame them. Luckily you had hero Soos who was on stand by. The three of you just sat staring at the food for a long while. Then Mabel broke stillness by grabbing the plate. And dropping all into Waddles big wet mouth. Surprisingly his whole face turned into 100 shades of green as he ran from the table and into Grunkle Stan's room.Wasted Food (Sick!Dipper x Reader One-Shot)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Wait!" Mabel yelled in horror of she had a very good idea of Waddles doing. A sudden yelp of a pig throwing up made all three of us say Eww. Mabel ran quickly into the room only to find her yelling. Dipper laughed grabbed the food as dumped it into the trash can. You on the other hand was picking up
Human!Sonic Team X Reader: New Girl Part 2You walked out of class to see Knuckles waiting outside "do any of you guys have history?" He asked.Human!Sonic Team X Reader: New Girl Part 22 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You checked your timetable and it turned out you did. So the two of you walked down the hall together. "I... I'm sorry I yelled at you earlier" he mumbled, "I still feel bad about it"
"Don't be" you smiled "I forgive you"
He smiled at this and without thinking he wrapped his arm around your shoulder. "I can tell you were bullied in the past" he mumbled, "I was too"
You looked up at him in surprise "until I came here I was always an outcast" he explained, "I was often alone and out of place"
"I was too!" You gasped
"I think that it's best that you know that although the majority are nice people, there are a few people who will try to hurt you" Knuckles warned
You felt your heart sink at this
"But don't worry _____" he said rubbing your shoulder "cause I'll take care of ya"
You giggled at this
"Huh what's so funny?" He asked
"Big brother Knuckles" you giggled smiling at him.
Finn~x~Snow Princess! Reader~An unforgetful momentyour dress doesn't look like the ice queen's so don't worry,Finn~x~Snow Princess! Reader~An unforgetful moment2 years ago in Romance More Like This
This also happened before he met flame princess so that's all~!
You woke up lying on the ground covered in snow, everything was chilly but you were wearing a jacket.
"Where am I?" You said to yourself questioning, you didn't know why you were there you don't even remember anything going there.
You heard someone cheering and shouting 'Radical'. You then saw a boy with a yellow dog.
You were debating with yourself either you ask him or you just stay where you are.
When you finally made up your mind you just went to the boy and talked to him. You tripped a little because it was unusual when you saw you weren't actually wearing a jacket but a long gown.
"Um, hello?" You asked a but shyly, "Jake look!" The boy said with a energetic voice.
"Uhh may I ask questions?" You asked almost mumbling. "Ya sure" The dog replied with a happy grin. "Um, first of all do you kn
Human!Sonic Team X Reader: New Girl Part 3Between second and third period you had a break for snacks, you didn't see the point in getting anything since you already had a perfectly good batch of cookies with you, you were going to ask Shadow if he wanted to spend this small time with you but he vanished.Human!Sonic Team X Reader: New Girl Part 31 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
So you found Sonic, Knuckles and Tails instead.
The three of you sat down and you shared your cookies with them.
"Oh wow ____ these are great!!" Tails cried.
"Yeah _____" Sonic agreed
You blushed at their complements
Suddenly Shadow walked by with a pair of his friends.
"HI SHADOW!!!" You called waving at him
"YOU MAKE SOME GREAT COOKIES SHADOW!!" Sonic added
Shadow glared at the two of you before storming off.
Sonic just laughed "did you see his face?"
You on the other hand weren't laughing "why was he so mad? He was so nice earlier"
'Big Brother' Knuckles rested a hand on your shoulder "don't worry about him! He just hates us, not you"
You weren't sure though.
Time passed and soon it came to lunch. Your mother packed you a l