Brock/Frying PanBrock/Frying Pan3 years ago in Drama More Like This
This was wrong, he thought to himself. This was wrong, it had always been wrong, and it was not going to become right anytime soon. Maybe he could have blamed growing up with so many hungry male siblings and spending the preponderance of his time around kitchen utensils. Maybe it was the fact that he was the only child in the family with reasonable cooking skills, as his mother burned boiling water and his father had reappeared from his Pokemon journey not days before Brock left Pewter City to travel with Ash and Misty. Or maybe he felt this way because Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny and the rest of the women he pursued never gave him the time of day.
He had no rational explanation for his emotions. He only knew this: Brock Harrison was literally pansexual, for he was in love with his trusty frying and drying pan.
During the day, Brock was easily able to contain his deviant desires. He acted like himself then, chasing beautiful women with voluptuous figures and imposing his gentle phil
Pokemon: ClassificationHerbareptilis Lilium - BulbasaurPokemon: Classification6 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Herbareptilis Hedera - Ivysaur
Herbareptilis Passiflora - Venusaur
Cremare Caudata - Charmander
Cremare Furcifer - Charmeleon
Cremare Draco - Charizard
Testudines Pusilla - Squirtle
Testudines Senectus - Wartortle
Testudines Mechanicus - Blastoise
Papilio Campe - Caterpie
Papilio Bombylis - Metapod
Papilio Psudo - Butterfree
Vespa Campe - Weedle
Vespa Chrysallis - Kakuna
Vespa Adultus - Beedrill
Noncolumbidae Vegrandis - Pidgey
Noncolumbidae Asper - Pidgeotto
Noncolumbidae Celeris - Pidgeot
Mus Ratus - Rattata
Mus Myocastor - Raticate
Iratusaves Passer - Spearow
Iratusaves Anhinga - Fearow
Conversusnomen Sistrurus - Ekans
Conversusnomen Naja - Arbok
Mus Electricus - Pikachu
Mus Dipodomys - Raichu
Terramus Manis - Sandshrew
Terramus Erinaceinae - Sandslash
Venenileporidae Puella - Nidoran F
Venenileporidae Placidus - Nidorina
Venenileporidae Regina - Nidoqueen
Venenileporidae Puerulus - Nidoran M
Venenileporidae Saevus - Nidorino
Venenileporidae Regis -
RumpelstiltskinRUMPELSTILTSKINRumpelstiltskin10 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Before I tell this anecdote,
There are some things that you should note-
How tales are spun, and lies are told
As soon as fairy tales get old.
If you were to ask any kid
About what Rumpelstiltskin did,
They'll say, "He tried to trick the Queen!
There's no one in this world so mean."
The nasty, lying Brothers Grimm,
Positively hated him.
Rumpy was an immigrant
Whose life was largely innocent,
(Although he did, I must report,
Enter on a fake passport).
He was a simple country dweller,
Trapped inside the royal cellar-
He couldn't read the exit sign
So got drunk on the king's best wine.
Please realise that life's not kind
To people with a large behind,
Not only that but on his head,
His thinning hair was coloured red;
I hope you do appreciate
That being ginger's not that great.
Let's hear his true, unhappy tale
(The Brother's Grimm should be in jail).
Whilst on his way to Palace Hall
The Miller started a pub crawl.
He liked his gin, but just one drink
Pokemon NaturesMuch as with humans, Pokémon tend to have wildly different personalities and can often times exhibit completely different behaviors in comparison to other members of the same species. Unlike with humans, however, the Nature of a Pokémon can determine not only its overall likes and dislikes but even the overall development of its stats and its capacity to use moves in battle when a trainer is not allowed to dictate their movements. As such, it is important for trainers to understand how each Nature will affect their Pokémon over the course of its lifetime.Pokemon Natures3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Natures are generally random amongst a given species and are not determined by any outside factors in most cases, but if a Pokémon is allowed to breed with another to produce an Egg, as long as one of the parents is holding an Everstone, the infant is guaranteed to possess the same Nature as the parent holding the item. In addition, a Pokémon with the Synchronize Ability has a 50% chance of encountering a wild
Here for YouHere for You2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
“What’s in it?” Howard asked as his eyes traced the pokéball in his hand. The pokéball was painted a shiny silver and it looked like it was brand new even the copper crank on the top was shiny. Howard’s mother gave a soft laugh while his father chuckled.
“Open it and see Howie.” Howard grinned and twisted the crank until there was a soft click and the pokéball popped open.
There was a soft flash of light as the pokėmon inside was released. The pokėmon was small and brown with big brown eyes and six curly red tails. It was a Vulpix, a male Vulpix to be precise. Howard smiled. While Vulpix weren’t the rarest of pokėmon most trainers (other than girls) wouldn’t catch them because they needed a Fire Stone to evolve and evolution stones of any kind were expensive.
Not that that really mattered to him because when he turned eighteen he’d be given a Fire Stone so he could evolve his pokėmon into its
HS TG Stories: P.E.Today marked a new semester at the local high school. Everyone was excited to get new classes while the teachers hung out in their offices planning out the new semester. I was one of the many students excited for new classes, everything was to easy for me.HS TG Stories: P.E.5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
This semester I got classes that would actually be challenging. After taking another glance at my scheduale I noticed a class that stuck out, P.E. I wasn't very athletic but I needed another P.E credit to graduate, so I simply accepted this minor complication.
Few classes later and I was walking down the steps to my P.E class. Each step I took felt like it was going to be my last. I opened the steel door that led into the gym after taking the last step off the stairs. A young looking women walked up to me and introduced herself as Ms. Star.
She was going to be our substitute teacher till the regular teacher was back. Ms. Star refused to tell us where the regular teacher was but she creeped me out as if she was staring into my soul or
Wicked Italy Part 1 - The Beggining No! NO! I have to stop! Why CAN'T I stop?!Wicked Italy Part 1 - The Beggining1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
Warm rays of sunlight shown through the windows of Germany's bedroom. The blonde nation shifted as the bright light hit his face. Reluctant, he opened his eyes and saw that it was almost noon. He hadn't slept in this late in quite a long time. He went to sit up but stopped as he heard a little grumble. Germany turned his gaze upon a man with reddish brown hair lying next to him, his head on his chest. Italy. For a moment, Germany had almost forgotten about the night before, when he and Italy had the night of their lives together. A warm smile spread on the blonde's face as he gently wrapped and arm around his lover. There was another grumble, then a small laugh. "Ve~ I was wondering when you were going to wake up."
"You were already awake? Why... Why didn't you wake me up?" Germany asked, surprised that the Italian had awoken before him.
"Because I love
The Campbell EffectOr the sharing of power via a bond between Human and Pokémon.The Campbell Effect3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
by Professor Artemis Claire Rosewood, PsD Hon. (Bellumology)
Whilst its namesake may only take credit to organising the scattered reports on the subject into the one paper, the Campbell Effect is nonetheless a curious phenomenon that occurs when a human shares a close bond with their Pokémon, causing some of the monster's natural attributes to be shared with their Human partner, often classed as 'residual energy'.
Although the Campbell Effect is more typically associated with a Human being granted a Dark type's immunity to Psychic based mind-readings, it does cover the sharing of 'residual energy' as a whole, despite the lack of evidence seen in a connection with a Normal or Bug type Pokémon.
Since Hannah Campbell's original summary [Campbell 1944], countless papers have been written on the subject, some labelling it as merely the sharing of Aura such as with the Lucario race, others namin
Bulbasaur Family ReportBulbasaurBulbasaur Family Report3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Scientific Name (Portentum/herbis Anlange winzig)
Appearance: The bulbasaur family appear much like large, quadruped lizards, with the noticeable accoutrement of a particularly immense flower, in varying stages of development. Their bodies are generally blue-green in color with a variety of darker spots flush over them. The flower upon their backs acts in a symbiotic manner with the creature, and it is easily seen that the roots of the plant pierce deep into the creature's body.
Habitat: The bulbasaur family usually live in great plains, where they can soak up as much light as possible. Though they can survive in forests and other areas, the naturally flat areas of plains allow for the greatest access to sun, as well as allowing them to more easily protect themselves and each other.
Behavior: Primarily a herd animal, the exact behaviors of the bulbasaur family depend on how developed they are.
Bulbasuar: Bulbasaur are the most
Plushie - A JOHNLOCK FanficIt was a known fact to everyone that Sherlock Holmes' sleeping habits were far from ordinary. He barely ever slept, especially when he was on a case, and even when he did sleep it usually was for no more than a few hours. John Watson, a lot of the time, found himself questioning how Sherlock could go so long without even a nap. Running around London - and sometimes even other cities - trying to catch and reprimand criminals and constantly following the new clues and leads that the detective would find was quite exhausting if you asked John. This particular case keep them up until well past four in the morning. Sure, the case was solved, the criminal was apprehended and brought to justice, all of that was fine and dandy, but all the doctor wanted to do was to sleep.Plushie - A JOHNLOCK Fanfic2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
When Sherlock and John soon returned to their flat at Baker Street, John could tell that his friend was more tired than he'd admit, even if he did try to hide it. On the cab ride back home, John noticed that Sherlock'
.a world in black and white 6.a world in black and white 64 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"My... dream..." whispered N. His body was hunched over as if he had actually been dealt some kind of physical hurt. "I wasn't strong enough..." His voice was shaking.
Touko felt awful. Even though she had won, she just couldn't be happy about it. She knew she should be celebrating right now, but seeing N like that was killing her. He looked so pitiable... She wanted to comfort him.
"N..." she said softly, walking carefully up to him.
She lightly placed her hand on his cheek and pushed his face up so that his eyes were looking into hers. He flinched at her touch, but did not resist. "N, you--"
"Get away from him!" Roared a voice from off to the side.
Ghetsis roughly snatched her by the shoulder and threw her to the ground. She watched N's hands go up to cover his face as the older green-haired man faced him, enraged.
"You worthless boy! Do you think you are still worthy of sharing the name of Harmonia with me after today? You are an utter failure!" Then Ghetsis's voice wen
The Sociopath and the Psychopath Chapter 1Molly Hooper, the young and sweet girl, came into the morgue that fateful morning, her long time crush trailing behind her. He needed to do some type of experiment on one of the dead bodies, but she hadn't really paid attention to what it was he needed to do. She tried to strike up a conversation with him but, well, it was Sherlock she was trying to speak with. Eventually, she gave up and almost sighed in relief as she opened the Morgue's heavy doors.The Sociopath and the Psychopath Chapter 12 years ago in Humor More Like This
It was awfully quiet, she noted. She raised an eyebrow. Wasn't someone supposed to be working in here today? After contemplating it for awhile, she shrugged and continued on. She slid open one of the storage drawers and found it empty, except for one note.
'Body moved to storage drawer 123. I apologize for any inconvenience.'
Molly thought it odd, but didn't say anything as she continued on toward the drawer. She opened it up and almost had a heart attack. She immediately shut the drawer and turned toward Sherlock with a startled expressi
(McCoy X Reader) The Morning After"Uhnf" You moaned muffled. Your face was pressed rather hard against the pillow. Your head throbbed a bit, and you were a little confused as to what was going on. That had been the only noise you could get to come out at the moment.(McCoy X Reader) The Morning After1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
You pushed yourself off the bed enough to look around you, just to realize you were in room you didn't know very well, but recognized enough to know where you were.
There were all kinds of medical textbooks stacked along one wall, and it looked like a first aid kit had been strewn about the room, along with different kinds of medical equipment.
You were in McCoy's room. A look to your left proved your assumption correct, as there was the man himself. He was facing away from you, so you studied the back of his head, trying to remember what the hell happened last night.
You'd been working late at the MedBay. An away team had gone out earlier in the day, and things hadn't exactly gone to plan, so you were treating a bunch of red shirts all day. (Who were all j
Red Solo Cup - A JOHNLOCK Oneshot"Sherlock, I made tea." John said from the kitchen.Red Solo Cup - A JOHNLOCK Oneshot1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Sherlock walked in from the living room, and immediately it caught his attention that there were red plastic cups sitting on the counter rather than the usual mugs. "Why are you using plastic cups?"
"Well you cracked the last of our mugs with your last experiment, making them unusable, so this is all we have." John replied while handing Sherlock one of the red solo cups filled to almost to the top with tea. The detective noticed a slightly different aroma coming from the tea. "I didn't make it as hot; I didn't want the plastic to melt." John drank his tea, but Sherlock was simply examining the outside of the cup.
"Did you know that the lines on the outside of a solo cup are actually measurements for different kinds of alcohol, John?"
"Yeah, I did know that actually."
There was moment or so of silence before Sherlock replied. "...You spiked the tea didn't you?"
Yes, John actually had spiked the tea. And what's even more surprising - Jo
Champion - Chapter NineSacred (Age 14)Champion - Chapter Nine2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You felt as if you were slowly wading through a pool of fluffy cotton, everything seemed to be rather slow around you as you stared at the girl on the floor.
She was heaving, shivering and convulsing rapidly, even though she had been happily dissecting a fish at the table in front of you.
“(Y/N)! What should we DO?”
You blinked at the frantic boy, who was tugging on your arm. Why was he asking you? Why was everyone in class staring at you as if…
You gasp. The teacher wasn’t there. Where had she gone?
“(Y/N)! Lisa is…”
You looked at the blond girl on the floor again. You had to do something. But this was not what you were trained to do. You were just a kid, but this wretched arrangement of Athena’s made you responsible in a situation like this. People turned to you if there was no one else.
And Lisa was…
“It’s an epileptic seizure.”
You heard yourself say with a weirdly calm voice and suddenly you
JUST A GAME.JUST A GAME.4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I always had loved playing Pokémon, even at my age... I started with that cute little Pikachu game. Pokémon Yellow. Sadly, I never had Blue or Red. I had only seen it when I was trading around with my friend. From there on, I started collecting the games. Going from Pokémon Snap to the Trading Cards game, to the figures, the trading cards, Silver, Crystal, Sapphire, Emerald, Firered, twice even, Heartgold, Soulsilver and even Platinum, Explorers of Darkness, Diamond, Pearl, Trozei and Black and White on my little r4 card. However with all those games coming and the better graphics.. My Pokémon yellow lay forgotten in my drawer...
Until the day I decided to clean out my room. I had stumbled upon the yellow cartridge and couldn't help but smile in nostalgia. Without a second thought, I grasped my golden SP and pushed in the cartridge, sitting back against my mattress and watching the intro scene. I was met by the cheery Pikachu and couldn't help but snicker. I remembe
Make Me Real (TonyxReader) Part 3That night, Tony was actually able to sleep in what felt like the longest time. He would usually go to bed and then wake up around three in the morning, only to just pace around the tower trying to think. It felt good to be well rested and his body was full of energy now. When he walked out of his room, he saw (Name) lying down on the couch, eyes closed and system off. He watched her for a moment, his eyes taking in every detail. He had to admit that he was impressed by what he had done. She looked like an exact copy of you. The only problem was, she wasn't you.Make Me Real (TonyxReader) Part 31 year ago in Romance More Like This
He sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose. He needed to stop thinking like that.
"So JARVIS," Tony called out to the AI unit. "How did she hold up last night?"
"Quite well, sir," JARVIS responded. "Her system appears to be running fine as well. Are you going to activate her? Or will you shut her down permanently?"
Tony looked up at the ceiling bewildered. Shut her down? Now why would he do that? More i
From the Beginning (teenlock fanfic) Part 1For the third time in the last two years, I had to go to a new school, I never understood why, and when I asked mum she had just snapped at me,From the Beginning (teenlock fanfic) Part 11 year ago in Romance More Like This
“Sherlock Holmes, you called your principal an idiot in front of the whole school!”
“I don’t understand why that’s such a big deal! He has absolutely no understanding of the British court system!”
“Well I don’t care what he does or doesn’t understand, you don’t insult your superiors!”
“How can he be my superior if I’m smarter than him?”
“He was your principal! Oh it doesn’t matter now, what’s done is done your changing schools and that’s final. And maybe if you could keep your mouth shut for fifteen minutes we wouldn’t have to go through this again!”
I sighed staring out of the bus window. Maybe if Mycroft where here things would be different, mum always listened to him, but he was off at boarding school,and he would ha
EnglandxReader: Combustible LemonsEnglandxReader: Combustible Lemons2 years ago in Humor More Like This
(Xbox Live Gamertag) has one friend online
The message flashed on the bottom of your TV screen. You smiled eagerly and opened the message screen to see who it was. You smiled broadly when you saw the gamertag. Combustible Scones. You giggled when almost five seconds later, you got a message from said friend.
I finally got a headset yesterday. I haven't exactly tested it out yet, but maybe I can try it while we're playing Portal today? If you have time, that is
You squealed mentally and began typing back your answer. You'd been begging him to get a headset for about a month now so that you could hear what his voice sounded like and talk to him whilst playing games together instead of just sending messages back and forth when one of you had to go offline. He'd made up many excuses as to why he couldn't get one, but apparently, he'd finally been able to.
LOL, finally!! How long have I been begging you?? I can't wait for you to test it out! And of cours
Pinky swear (John Egbert x reader)You’d never liked school, you’d said it so many times to yourself over the past years that you were sure that when the time finally came for you to leave, you’d be the first to burst out of the doors with your middle fingers proudly displayed in the air.Pinky swear (John Egbert x reader)1 year ago in Romance More Like This
So why did you feel so melancholy over the whole situation?
As you glanced down at the scribbled names and good luck messages decorating your shirt it became clear to you that, although you disliked school with a passion, it had been thanks to this hell-hole that you’d met some of the most amazing people you could have ever hoped to come into contact with.
And now it was time for you to leave them behind.
A lump found its way into the passage of your throat and you swallowed thickly in a vain attempt to force it back down. The sound of your footsteps echoed through the empty corridor, its previous inhabitants having cleared out at the first sound of the school bell. Your legs felt heavy and stiff, like th
Night of the WereZoroarkIt was a quiet, peaceful evening as Peter sat indoors, waiting for Sarah to come over. The sun was vanishing into the distance, and he looked out at the darkening sky in his usual anticipation. There had been something he had been keeping from his love for some time, and he needed to get it off his chest. A few minutes later, the doorbell rang out, and he headed down to open the door, greeting Sarah with a hug and a kiss.Night of the WereZoroark4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Hey Peter! I came here as fast as I could." She smiled to him as she stepped in.
"Yeah, I thought it would be best to tell you this sooner rather than later." He told her as they went to sit on the sofa in the front room, looking at each other. The dying rays of sunlight shone through the window behind them as it sank out of sight.
"Why, is something wrong?" She asked.
"Yeah, a little bit...you know how I'm usually very quiet late at night, or on nights when the moon is out?" He tried to start off slowly as she nodded to him. "Well that's because I'm...I guess you co
Iceberg Ahead! Part 2Ice learned to walk and talk slowly, and was always surrounded by Pokémon, and her loving parents. They gave her everything they could, though Red was a little reluctant to share Pikachu half of the time, and she grew up loved by all the trainers, whether they showed it or not.Iceberg Ahead! Part 22 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
“Ice, over here!” Yellow cried one afternoon. “Ice!”
“Ya-LA!” The toddler mumbled, one hand in her mouth as she waddled towards the girl. “A-Ba!”
“Ice, can you say my name?” Yellow pulled her onto her lap. “Ye-LLOW.”
“Ye…Low!” she gurgled. “Ye-low! Yellow!”
“You did it!” Yellow hugged her. “Can you say ‘Daddy’?”
“Da-dy. Daddy!” she giggled. “Daddy!”
ImagesI had a dream that I was dead.Images2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Most of the faces I did not recognize.
There was a room; and a voice.
I felt like I shouldn't have been there.
There were so many people, and I was scared.
There was a familiar face in the endless crowd;
Someone from long ago.
They were smiling.
And then the room was gone.
I was stood in a park, in the rain.
It was so sad, but beautiful too.
The ground was covered in dead leaves,
and I could hear trees rustling in bitter wind.
There was thunder, but I wasn't scared.
I wanted to stay there forever, in the rain.
I had a dream that I was alive.