Brock/Frying PanBrock/Frying Pan3 years ago in Drama More Like This
This was wrong, he thought to himself. This was wrong, it had always been wrong, and it was not going to become right anytime soon. Maybe he could have blamed growing up with so many hungry male siblings and spending the preponderance of his time around kitchen utensils. Maybe it was the fact that he was the only child in the family with reasonable cooking skills, as his mother burned boiling water and his father had reappeared from his Pokemon journey not days before Brock left Pewter City to travel with Ash and Misty. Or maybe he felt this way because Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny and the rest of the women he pursued never gave him the time of day.
He had no rational explanation for his emotions. He only knew this: Brock Harrison was literally pansexual, for he was in love with his trusty frying and drying pan.
During the day, Brock was easily able to contain his deviant desires. He acted like himself then, chasing beautiful women with voluptuous figures and imposing his gentle phil
Pokemon: ClassificationHerbareptilis Lilium - BulbasaurPokemon: Classification6 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Herbareptilis Hedera - Ivysaur
Herbareptilis Passiflora - Venusaur
Cremare Caudata - Charmander
Cremare Furcifer - Charmeleon
Cremare Draco - Charizard
Testudines Pusilla - Squirtle
Testudines Senectus - Wartortle
Testudines Mechanicus - Blastoise
Papilio Campe - Caterpie
Papilio Bombylis - Metapod
Papilio Psudo - Butterfree
Vespa Campe - Weedle
Vespa Chrysallis - Kakuna
Vespa Adultus - Beedrill
Noncolumbidae Vegrandis - Pidgey
Noncolumbidae Asper - Pidgeotto
Noncolumbidae Celeris - Pidgeot
Mus Ratus - Rattata
Mus Myocastor - Raticate
Iratusaves Passer - Spearow
Iratusaves Anhinga - Fearow
Conversusnomen Sistrurus - Ekans
Conversusnomen Naja - Arbok
Mus Electricus - Pikachu
Mus Dipodomys - Raichu
Terramus Manis - Sandshrew
Terramus Erinaceinae - Sandslash
Venenileporidae Puella - Nidoran F
Venenileporidae Placidus - Nidorina
Venenileporidae Regina - Nidoqueen
Venenileporidae Puerulus - Nidoran M
Venenileporidae Saevus - Nidorino
Venenileporidae Regis -
RumpelstiltskinRUMPELSTILTSKINRumpelstiltskin11 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Before I tell this anecdote,
There are some things that you should note-
How tales are spun, and lies are told
As soon as fairy tales get old.
If you were to ask any kid
About what Rumpelstiltskin did,
They'll say, "He tried to trick the Queen!
There's no one in this world so mean."
The nasty, lying Brothers Grimm,
Positively hated him.
Rumpy was an immigrant
Whose life was largely innocent,
(Although he did, I must report,
Enter on a fake passport).
He was a simple country dweller,
Trapped inside the royal cellar-
He couldn't read the exit sign
So got drunk on the king's best wine.
Please realise that life's not kind
To people with a large behind,
Not only that but on his head,
His thinning hair was coloured red;
I hope you do appreciate
That being ginger's not that great.
Let's hear his true, unhappy tale
(The Brother's Grimm should be in jail).
Whilst on his way to Palace Hall
The Miller started a pub crawl.
He liked his gin, but just one drink
HS TG Stories: P.E.Today marked a new semester at the local high school. Everyone was excited to get new classes while the teachers hung out in their offices planning out the new semester. I was one of the many students excited for new classes, everything was to easy for me.HS TG Stories: P.E.5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
This semester I got classes that would actually be challenging. After taking another glance at my scheduale I noticed a class that stuck out, P.E. I wasn't very athletic but I needed another P.E credit to graduate, so I simply accepted this minor complication.
Few classes later and I was walking down the steps to my P.E class. Each step I took felt like it was going to be my last. I opened the steel door that led into the gym after taking the last step off the stairs. A young looking women walked up to me and introduced herself as Ms. Star.
She was going to be our substitute teacher till the regular teacher was back. Ms. Star refused to tell us where the regular teacher was but she creeped me out as if she was staring into my soul or
.a world in black and white 6.a world in black and white 64 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"My... dream..." whispered N. His body was hunched over as if he had actually been dealt some kind of physical hurt. "I wasn't strong enough..." His voice was shaking.
Touko felt awful. Even though she had won, she just couldn't be happy about it. She knew she should be celebrating right now, but seeing N like that was killing her. He looked so pitiable... She wanted to comfort him.
"N..." she said softly, walking carefully up to him.
She lightly placed her hand on his cheek and pushed his face up so that his eyes were looking into hers. He flinched at her touch, but did not resist. "N, you--"
"Get away from him!" Roared a voice from off to the side.
Ghetsis roughly snatched her by the shoulder and threw her to the ground. She watched N's hands go up to cover his face as the older green-haired man faced him, enraged.
"You worthless boy! Do you think you are still worthy of sharing the name of Harmonia with me after today? You are an utter failure!" Then Ghetsis's voice wen
Random QuotesDon't suffer from insanity. Enjoy every minute of it.Random Quotes9 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
Hold your friends close, but hold your enemies by the throat...
Don't walk in circles. Love hides behind every corner.
Resorting to obscenities is the sign of a weak mind
Don't hit people whose age is higher than their IQ
Don't lie to save other people's feelings.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
The best way to get rid of temptation is to give in to it.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Eat 5 bars of chocolate per day. Chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are vegetables.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
Don't steal.… The government does not like the competition.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups
Save money on expensive personalised car number plates by simply changing your name to match your existing plate.
Why let reality spoil your day?
Never reach the conclusion of an
Here for YouHere for You2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
“What’s in it?” Howard asked as his eyes traced the pokéball in his hand. The pokéball was painted a shiny silver and it looked like it was brand new even the copper crank on the top was shiny. Howard’s mother gave a soft laugh while his father chuckled.
“Open it and see Howie.” Howard grinned and twisted the crank until there was a soft click and the pokéball popped open.
There was a soft flash of light as the pokėmon inside was released. The pokėmon was small and brown with big brown eyes and six curly red tails. It was a Vulpix, a male Vulpix to be precise. Howard smiled. While Vulpix weren’t the rarest of pokėmon most trainers (other than girls) wouldn’t catch them because they needed a Fire Stone to evolve and evolution stones of any kind were expensive.
Not that that really mattered to him because when he turned eighteen he’d be given a Fire Stone so he could evolve his pokėmon into its
Pokemon NaturesMuch as with humans, Pokémon tend to have wildly different personalities and can often times exhibit completely different behaviors in comparison to other members of the same species. Unlike with humans, however, the Nature of a Pokémon can determine not only its overall likes and dislikes but even the overall development of its stats and its capacity to use moves in battle when a trainer is not allowed to dictate their movements. As such, it is important for trainers to understand how each Nature will affect their Pokémon over the course of its lifetime.Pokemon Natures3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Natures are generally random amongst a given species and are not determined by any outside factors in most cases, but if a Pokémon is allowed to breed with another to produce an Egg, as long as one of the parents is holding an Everstone, the infant is guaranteed to possess the same Nature as the parent holding the item. In addition, a Pokémon with the Synchronize Ability has a 50% chance of encountering a wild
Grass Pokemon Care GuidelinesBasicsGrass Pokemon Care Guidelines4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Grass Pokemon are much like plants, in that they require the basics of air, water, nutrients and exposure to sunlight. Being Pokemon, grass types have a lot in common with animals in that they are able to get their own food and can take care of most of these requirements on their own. However, like any other Pokemon, one must take care of them. They require attention and love, as well as a trip to a Pokemon Center for a checkup every once in a while.
Pruning and Weeding
Most Grass Pokemon will require a certain amount of pruning to keep them comfortable. This depends on the amount of foliage present on the grass type. The exceptions to this rule would be Tangela and Tangrowth, who are actually made of vines, and should only have dead vines removed from their tangled 'tresses'. Any attempts to remove living vines will cause discomfort to the Pokemon.
When removing detritus from a Grass Pokemon, one needs to take care not to hurt the Pokemon by trimming them down too
The Campbell EffectOr the sharing of power via a bond between Human and Pokémon.The Campbell Effect3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
by Professor Artemis Claire Rosewood, PsD Hon. (Bellumology)
Whilst its namesake may only take credit to organising the scattered reports on the subject into the one paper, the Campbell Effect is nonetheless a curious phenomenon that occurs when a human shares a close bond with their Pokémon, causing some of the monster's natural attributes to be shared with their Human partner, often classed as 'residual energy'.
Although the Campbell Effect is more typically associated with a Human being granted a Dark type's immunity to Psychic based mind-readings, it does cover the sharing of 'residual energy' as a whole, despite the lack of evidence seen in a connection with a Normal or Bug type Pokémon.
Since Hannah Campbell's original summary [Campbell 1944], countless papers have been written on the subject, some labelling it as merely the sharing of Aura such as with the Lucario race, others namin
Duplicate (Poem)Duplicate (Poem)3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
They built me in the shadows
And bled my sallow, rigid
Blood until I was a waif
And bent on hell's revenge.
At the toll of torn benevolence
Rose my mother and my
Forefathers; yet none of
Them could ever stand with me.
They construct my heart from
Beating tissue of living flesh,
Ripped from the shreds and
Tatters of rotting, sour souls.
And so, here I lie, a product
Of a broken past and the
Malicious intent of men who
Were better strangled by fate.
Let no one find me, for I can
Do this on my wretched own.
Decrepit and disillusioned; no
One dares release my fetid bonds.
Yet I can hear the machinist's
Machines working for the men
Who bulk and exhaust their
Inhuman, sanguinary steam.
They incite my rage as I lie
On the cusp of sleepless sleep,
A savant of all the idiots that
Cannot stand their ground.
I can sense them, their crooked
Thoughts and smiles, bound
To bondage of kings and serfs
They sow an unrepentant land.
Hear me, now; I will end this
Sin to flawed perfection.
I will liv
I Am DivergentI Am DivergentI Am Divergent3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I am not brave, yet I push myself further
I am not selfless, yet I cannot take a life
I cannot tell a lie, yet I lie too often
I am not smart, yet I am a strategist
I am not kind, yet I protect innocent people
What does this make me?
I am only brave when I am selfless
I am only selfless when I am not as important
I am only truthful when I decide it is best
I am only cunning when the situation calls for it
I am only kind when it is the right thing to do
Am I a specific faction?
I am neither Dauntless, nor Abnegation
Nor Candor, Erudite, or Amity
My mind is not specifically set
I am only myself
I Am Divergent
Bulbasaur Family ReportBulbasaurBulbasaur Family Report4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Scientific Name (Portentum/herbis Anlange winzig)
Appearance: The bulbasaur family appear much like large, quadruped lizards, with the noticeable accoutrement of a particularly immense flower, in varying stages of development. Their bodies are generally blue-green in color with a variety of darker spots flush over them. The flower upon their backs acts in a symbiotic manner with the creature, and it is easily seen that the roots of the plant pierce deep into the creature's body.
Habitat: The bulbasaur family usually live in great plains, where they can soak up as much light as possible. Though they can survive in forests and other areas, the naturally flat areas of plains allow for the greatest access to sun, as well as allowing them to more easily protect themselves and each other.
Behavior: Primarily a herd animal, the exact behaviors of the bulbasaur family depend on how developed they are.
Bulbasuar: Bulbasaur are the most
8 Tips for Writing Horror Stories8 Tips for Writing Horror Stories8 Tips for Writing Horror Stories3 months ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Anybody Can Write a Novel
Chapter 2 “Genres” – Section 6 “Horror"
With Links to Supplementary Material
The next on our list of genres to talk about is the Horror genre. I talked a bit about this on my chapter on creating a Monster; but horror does not necessarily require a monster, just like monsters do not necessarily need to be strictly within the horror genre. So I highly recommend checking out that chapter as the second half of this one—as I will attempt to avoid repeats in information.
Tip 1: Maintain
Make Me Real (TonyxReader) Part 3That night, Tony was actually able to sleep in what felt like the longest time. He would usually go to bed and then wake up around three in the morning, only to just pace around the tower trying to think. It felt good to be well rested and his body was full of energy now. When he walked out of his room, he saw (Name) lying down on the couch, eyes closed and system off. He watched her for a moment, his eyes taking in every detail. He had to admit that he was impressed by what he had done. She looked like an exact copy of you. The only problem was, she wasn't you.Make Me Real (TonyxReader) Part 32 years ago in Romance More Like This
He sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose. He needed to stop thinking like that.
"So JARVIS," Tony called out to the AI unit. "How did she hold up last night?"
"Quite well, sir," JARVIS responded. "Her system appears to be running fine as well. Are you going to activate her? Or will you shut her down permanently?"
Tony looked up at the ceiling bewildered. Shut her down? Now why would he do that? More i
Plushie - A JOHNLOCK FanficIt was a known fact to everyone that Sherlock Holmes' sleeping habits were far from ordinary. He barely ever slept, especially when he was on a case, and even when he did sleep it usually was for no more than a few hours. John Watson, a lot of the time, found himself questioning how Sherlock could go so long without even a nap. Running around London - and sometimes even other cities - trying to catch and reprimand criminals and constantly following the new clues and leads that the detective would find was quite exhausting if you asked John. This particular case keep them up until well past four in the morning. Sure, the case was solved, the criminal was apprehended and brought to justice, all of that was fine and dandy, but all the doctor wanted to do was to sleep.Plushie - A JOHNLOCK Fanfic2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
When Sherlock and John soon returned to their flat at Baker Street, John could tell that his friend was more tired than he'd admit, even if he did try to hide it. On the cab ride back home, John noticed that Sherlock'
Unlikely Companion (Avengers X Pokemon)"All field agents are out of their assigned missions, Director." A logistics agents of SHIELD said to Fury.Unlikely Companion (Avengers X Pokemon)3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Good." The director replied. He was pleased to hear that everything was going just as planned. The field agents were
out doing recon or rescue mission while everything in headquarters ran like clockwork. It was one of those rare days
where Fury didn't have to worry about any problem popping up out of nowhere, or anything unexpected flying his way...
Or so he thought.
Fury should have known better then to let himself think that there wasn't going to be any surprises. This was
SHIELD. Surprises are a daily occurrence here. Today's surprises came when Fury received a call... on his direct
cellphone line. Fury only ever gave his number out to a select number of agents, but he very rarely got calls from them
while they were on a mission. The caller ID on Fury's phone showed up simply as "Unknown"
The Director answered the call, not knowing what to expect. "He
6 Steps to Writing Your Story's Rising Action6 Steps to Writing Your Story's Rising Action6 Steps to Writing Your Story's Rising Action5 months ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Anybody Can Write a Novel
Chapter 4 “Plot Points” – Section 4 “The Rising Action”
With Links to Supplementary Material
Welcome to Act II of your story, where we are going to start by discussing Rising Action. Rising Action is a series of events or chapters that occur after your protagonist realizes how they are going to resolve their problem in the First Turning Point. For me, this is often the most fun, lighthearted, and enjoyable part of any novel I write—and I will provide so
Wicked Italy Part 1 - The Beggining No! NO! I have to stop! Why CAN'T I stop?!Wicked Italy Part 1 - The Beggining2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Warm rays of sunlight shown through the windows of Germany's bedroom. The blonde nation shifted as the bright light hit his face. Reluctant, he opened his eyes and saw that it was almost noon. He hadn't slept in this late in quite a long time. He went to sit up but stopped as he heard a little grumble. Germany turned his gaze upon a man with reddish brown hair lying next to him, his head on his chest. Italy. For a moment, Germany had almost forgotten about the night before, when he and Italy had the night of their lives together. A warm smile spread on the blonde's face as he gently wrapped and arm around his lover. There was another grumble, then a small laugh. "Ve~ I was wondering when you were going to wake up."
"You were already awake? Why... Why didn't you wake me up?" Germany asked, surprised that the Italian had awoken before him.
"Because I love
(McCoy X Reader) The Morning After"Uhnf" You moaned muffled. Your face was pressed rather hard against the pillow. Your head throbbed a bit, and you were a little confused as to what was going on. That had been the only noise you could get to come out at the moment.(McCoy X Reader) The Morning After2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You pushed yourself off the bed enough to look around you, just to realize you were in room you didn't know very well, but recognized enough to know where you were.
There were all kinds of medical textbooks stacked along one wall, and it looked like a first aid kit had been strewn about the room, along with different kinds of medical equipment.
You were in McCoy's room. A look to your left proved your assumption correct, as there was the man himself. He was facing away from you, so you studied the back of his head, trying to remember what the hell happened last night.
You'd been working late at the MedBay. An away team had gone out earlier in the day, and things hadn't exactly gone to plan, so you were treating a bunch of red shirts all day. (Who were all j