Brock/Frying PanBrock/Frying Pan3 years ago in Drama More Like This
This was wrong, he thought to himself. This was wrong, it had always been wrong, and it was not going to become right anytime soon. Maybe he could have blamed growing up with so many hungry male siblings and spending the preponderance of his time around kitchen utensils. Maybe it was the fact that he was the only child in the family with reasonable cooking skills, as his mother burned boiling water and his father had reappeared from his Pokemon journey not days before Brock left Pewter City to travel with Ash and Misty. Or maybe he felt this way because Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny and the rest of the women he pursued never gave him the time of day.
He had no rational explanation for his emotions. He only knew this: Brock Harrison was literally pansexual, for he was in love with his trusty frying and drying pan.
During the day, Brock was easily able to contain his deviant desires. He acted like himself then, chasing beautiful women with voluptuous figures and imposing his gentle phil
Pokemon: ClassificationHerbareptilis Lilium - BulbasaurPokemon: Classification6 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Herbareptilis Hedera - Ivysaur
Herbareptilis Passiflora - Venusaur
Cremare Caudata - Charmander
Cremare Furcifer - Charmeleon
Cremare Draco - Charizard
Testudines Pusilla - Squirtle
Testudines Senectus - Wartortle
Testudines Mechanicus - Blastoise
Papilio Campe - Caterpie
Papilio Bombylis - Metapod
Papilio Psudo - Butterfree
Vespa Campe - Weedle
Vespa Chrysallis - Kakuna
Vespa Adultus - Beedrill
Noncolumbidae Vegrandis - Pidgey
Noncolumbidae Asper - Pidgeotto
Noncolumbidae Celeris - Pidgeot
Mus Ratus - Rattata
Mus Myocastor - Raticate
Iratusaves Passer - Spearow
Iratusaves Anhinga - Fearow
Conversusnomen Sistrurus - Ekans
Conversusnomen Naja - Arbok
Mus Electricus - Pikachu
Mus Dipodomys - Raichu
Terramus Manis - Sandshrew
Terramus Erinaceinae - Sandslash
Venenileporidae Puella - Nidoran F
Venenileporidae Placidus - Nidorina
Venenileporidae Regina - Nidoqueen
Venenileporidae Puerulus - Nidoran M
Venenileporidae Saevus - Nidorino
Venenileporidae Regis -
RumpelstiltskinRUMPELSTILTSKINRumpelstiltskin10 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Before I tell this anecdote,
There are some things that you should note-
How tales are spun, and lies are told
As soon as fairy tales get old.
If you were to ask any kid
About what Rumpelstiltskin did,
They'll say, "He tried to trick the Queen!
There's no one in this world so mean."
The nasty, lying Brothers Grimm,
Positively hated him.
Rumpy was an immigrant
Whose life was largely innocent,
(Although he did, I must report,
Enter on a fake passport).
He was a simple country dweller,
Trapped inside the royal cellar-
He couldn't read the exit sign
So got drunk on the king's best wine.
Please realise that life's not kind
To people with a large behind,
Not only that but on his head,
His thinning hair was coloured red;
I hope you do appreciate
That being ginger's not that great.
Let's hear his true, unhappy tale
(The Brother's Grimm should be in jail).
Whilst on his way to Palace Hall
The Miller started a pub crawl.
He liked his gin, but just one drink
Random QuotesDon't suffer from insanity. Enjoy every minute of it.Random Quotes8 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
Hold your friends close, but hold your enemies by the throat...
Don't walk in circles. Love hides behind every corner.
Resorting to obscenities is the sign of a weak mind
Don't hit people whose age is higher than their IQ
Don't lie to save other people's feelings.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
The best way to get rid of temptation is to give in to it.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Eat 5 bars of chocolate per day. Chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are vegetables.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
Don't steal.… The government does not like the competition.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups
Save money on expensive personalised car number plates by simply changing your name to match your existing plate.
Why let reality spoil your day?
Never reach the conclusion of an
Here for YouHere for You2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
“What’s in it?” Howard asked as his eyes traced the pokéball in his hand. The pokéball was painted a shiny silver and it looked like it was brand new even the copper crank on the top was shiny. Howard’s mother gave a soft laugh while his father chuckled.
“Open it and see Howie.” Howard grinned and twisted the crank until there was a soft click and the pokéball popped open.
There was a soft flash of light as the pokėmon inside was released. The pokėmon was small and brown with big brown eyes and six curly red tails. It was a Vulpix, a male Vulpix to be precise. Howard smiled. While Vulpix weren’t the rarest of pokėmon most trainers (other than girls) wouldn’t catch them because they needed a Fire Stone to evolve and evolution stones of any kind were expensive.
Not that that really mattered to him because when he turned eighteen he’d be given a Fire Stone so he could evolve his pokėmon into its
HS TG Stories: P.E.Today marked a new semester at the local high school. Everyone was excited to get new classes while the teachers hung out in their offices planning out the new semester. I was one of the many students excited for new classes, everything was to easy for me.HS TG Stories: P.E.5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
This semester I got classes that would actually be challenging. After taking another glance at my scheduale I noticed a class that stuck out, P.E. I wasn't very athletic but I needed another P.E credit to graduate, so I simply accepted this minor complication.
Few classes later and I was walking down the steps to my P.E class. Each step I took felt like it was going to be my last. I opened the steel door that led into the gym after taking the last step off the stairs. A young looking women walked up to me and introduced herself as Ms. Star.
She was going to be our substitute teacher till the regular teacher was back. Ms. Star refused to tell us where the regular teacher was but she creeped me out as if she was staring into my soul or
Pokemon NaturesMuch as with humans, Pokemon tend to have wildly different personalities and can often times exhibit completely different behaviors in comparison to other members of the same species. Unlike with humans, however, the Nature of a Pokemon can determine not only its overall likes and dislikes but even the overall development of its stats and its capacity to use moves in battle when a trainer is not allowed to dictate their movements. As such, it is important for trainers to understand how each Nature will affect their Pokemon over the course of its lifetime.Pokemon Natures3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Natures are generally random amongst a given species and are not determined by any outside factors in most cases, but if a Pokemon is allowed to breed with another to produce an Egg, as long as one of the parents is holding an Everstone, the infant will have a 50% chance of possessing the same Nature as the parent holding the item. In addition, a Pokemon with the Synchronize Ability has a 50% chance of encountering a
Grass Pokemon Care GuidelinesBasicsGrass Pokemon Care Guidelines3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Grass Pokemon are much like plants, in that they require the basics of air, water, nutrients and exposure to sunlight. Being Pokemon, grass types have a lot in common with animals in that they are able to get their own food and can take care of most of these requirements on their own. However, like any other Pokemon, one must take care of them. They require attention and love, as well as a trip to a Pokemon Center for a checkup every once in a while.
Pruning and Weeding
Most Grass Pokemon will require a certain amount of pruning to keep them comfortable. This depends on the amount of foliage present on the grass type. The exceptions to this rule would be Tangela and Tangrowth, who are actually made of vines, and should only have dead vines removed from their tangled 'tresses'. Any attempts to remove living vines will cause discomfort to the Pokemon.
When removing detritus from a Grass Pokemon, one needs to take care not to hurt the Pokemon by trimming them down too
Wicked Italy Part 1 - The Beggining No! NO! I have to stop! Why CAN'T I stop?!Wicked Italy Part 1 - The Beggining1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
Warm rays of sunlight shown through the windows of Germany's bedroom. The blonde nation shifted as the bright light hit his face. Reluctant, he opened his eyes and saw that it was almost noon. He hadn't slept in this late in quite a long time. He went to sit up but stopped as he heard a little grumble. Germany turned his gaze upon a man with reddish brown hair lying next to him, his head on his chest. Italy. For a moment, Germany had almost forgotten about the night before, when he and Italy had the night of their lives together. A warm smile spread on the blonde's face as he gently wrapped and arm around his lover. There was another grumble, then a small laugh. "Ve~ I was wondering when you were going to wake up."
"You were already awake? Why... Why didn't you wake me up?" Germany asked, surprised that the Italian had awoken before him.
"Because I love
Slenderman Looks at FanartOne day, Slenderman was bored, so he decided to check out DeviantART because BEN said that they loved creepypasta there. He also mentioned that Slendy had a fan club.Slenderman Looks at Fanart4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
So Slenderman typed "deviantart" into Google.
Half an hour passes...
Slenderman: AUUUUGH!!! WTF?!
Rake: *yelling from the room next door* Slender, wth?! I was trying to sleep. Because some of us are actually nocturnal!
Slenderman: *slams labtop shut* THAT WEBSITE IS THE DEVIL!!!
Rake: *walks over* You can't be serious.
Slenderman: *opens labtop and points to the screen, averting his "eyes"*
Rake: What the- Is that...?
Slenderman: Don't say it.
Rake: *laughs manically* I didn't know you and Masky had something going on!
Slenderman: WE DON'T!!! *facepalms* But the MH fangirls think so.
Rake: *scrolls down the page* ...And apparently you have lots of girlfriends too...Most of these kids look about twelve too...
Slenderman: I know! It's like everyone's pairing me with their kid sister!
Unlikely Companion (Avengers X Pokemon)"All field agents are out of their assigned missions, Director." A logistics agents of SHIELD said to Fury.Unlikely Companion (Avengers X Pokemon)2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Good." The director replied. He was pleased to hear that everything was going just as planned. The field agents were
out doing recon or rescue mission while everything in headquarters ran like clockwork. It was one of those rare days
where Fury didn't have to worry about any problem popping up out of nowhere, or anything unexpected flying his way...
Or so he thought.
Fury should have known better then to let himself think that there wasn't going to be any surprises. This was
SHIELD. Surprises are a daily occurrence here. Today's surprises came when Fury received a call... on his direct
cellphone line. Fury only ever gave his number out to a select number of agents, but he very rarely got calls from them
while they were on a mission. The caller ID on Fury's phone showed up simply as "Unknown"
The Director answered the call, not knowing what to expect. "He
+:Incinerate:+I just got Pokemon Black the other day! 'bout time, too, I was tired of hearing all of my friends talk about it and rubbing it in my faces. I'm gonna kick butt soon after I train them up a bit. I just got my second badge, too, which is fun. You know what else is awesome?+:Incinerate:+4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Yep. 'bout time on this thing, too. It took forever to figure out how to do the Wi-Fi on my DS, but I finally got it working. I don't recall much about the island where Victini is apparently dormant, but I do remember it being fairly weak, so I'll have to be careful. I think I can handle it, though.
After eating dinner, I quickly ran upstairs to catch my Victini. I booted up my DSi, then quickly skipped past the title screen so I could hurry to Libery Pier. The sailor in front of the dock greeted me, then allowed me on board. As the boat drifted off screen, my heart began pounding in anticipation. I was finally going to catch Victini...!
Until I saw all of the Team Plasma members on the island. I groaned,
The Campbell EffectOr the sharing of power via a bond between Human and Pokémon.The Campbell Effect2 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
by Professor Artemis Claire Rosewood, PsD Hon. (Bellumology)
Whilst its namesake may only take credit to organising the scattered reports on the subject into the one paper, the Campbell Effect is nonetheless a curious phenomenon that occurs when a human shares a close bond with their Pokémon, causing some of the monster's natural attributes to be shared with their Human partner, often classed as 'residual energy'.
Although the Campbell Effect is more typically associated with a Human being granted a Dark type's immunity to Psychic based mind-readings, it does cover the sharing of 'residual energy' as a whole, despite the lack of evidence seen in a connection with a Normal or Bug type Pokémon.
Since Hannah Campbell's original summary [Campbell 1944], countless papers have been written on the subject, some labelling it as merely the sharing of Aura such as with the Lucario race, others namin
I'll Be Your Valentine (NatashaxReader) One-ShotWhat you saw absolutely stunned you. You thought for a moment that your eyes were deceiving you, or that this was some cruel joke. Why? BecauseNatasha Romanoff was standing before you. She smirked at you in a way that made your heart race. The black dress that she wore complemented her gorgeous body in more ways than one. There was a small tint of red in her cheeks, as if she too were nervous about this. You looked at her shocked, overjoyed, and confused. She was your Valentine?I'll Be Your Valentine (NatashaxReader) One-Shot1 year ago in Romance More Like This
“Natasha…?” You managed to say clearly without stumbling over your words. “You’re my….?”
“Uh, yes,” She nodded. “I wanted to be your Valentine. I wasn’t sure if this would work out so I decided to just leave some candy hearts around for you.” She looked down at the ground for a brief moment before she took a step closer to you. “Look, (Name), I’m not sure if you ‘go this way,’ but if you just want to be
Bulbasaur Family ReportBulbasaurBulbasaur Family Report3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Scientific Name (Portentum/herbis Anlange winzig)
Appearance: The bulbasaur family appear much like large, quadruped lizards, with the noticeable accoutrement of a particularly immense flower, in varying stages of development. Their bodies are generally blue-green in color with a variety of darker spots flush over them. The flower upon their backs acts in a symbiotic manner with the creature, and it is easily seen that the roots of the plant pierce deep into the creature's body.
Habitat: The bulbasaur family usually live in great plains, where they can soak up as much light as possible. Though they can survive in forests and other areas, the naturally flat areas of plains allow for the greatest access to sun, as well as allowing them to more easily protect themselves and each other.
Behavior: Primarily a herd animal, the exact behaviors of the bulbasaur family depend on how developed they are.
Bulbasuar: Bulbasaur are the most
Pokemon Field Guide: Hydreigon ReportPokemon Field Guide: Hydreigon Report2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
The Brutal Pokemon
Height: 6-13 feet (I'd say the alternative measurements aren't correct, except I got attacked by a Hydreigon of about this size)
Length: 12-26 feet
Weight: 352-1,090 lbs; half a ton
Sound: A fierce growling or roaring, accompanied by the snapping of multiple jaws.
Gender: 50% male, 50% female. Females have thicker abdomens than males to make room for a clutch of eggs.
Sp. Attack: 125
Sp. Defense: 90
Effective moves against it:
Ground (0x), Psychic (0x)
Fire (1/2x), Water (1/2x), Electric (1/2x), Grass (1/2x), Ghost (1/2x), Dark (1/2x)
Fighting (2x), Bug (2x), Ice (2x), Dragon (2x)
Location: In Unova, but not found in any specific area, except for the mountains where caves are plenty. Because when not in mating season, they simply roam the region as they please.
( A ) General: Hydreigons are easily one of the fiercest and most intimidating Pokemon to ever roam this world. The
When the Sun meets the Moon 6When the Sun meets the Moon 64 years ago in Romance More Like This
When the Sun meets the Moon...
Told in Josh's POV:
So there I was, flying on the Pidgeot I received. It wasn't far anymore, maybe an hour left from the five hours we've already flown. It did surprise me. I guess this Pidgeot was trained to fly such long distances, since it didn't want to stop on our trip from Unova to Johto, and it was dark already. Solé and Luno sat on the Pidgeot as well, both sleeping. I didn't want to officially 'catch' them yet. Not yet... They still had their freedom. I looked down. The lights of some of Kanto's cities appeared through the clouds. Some were brighter, some were hardly visible. Time passed, and we were close...
"You'd better look in front of you instead of down. Before you know you'll fall off..." I turned back to the Pidgeot.
"Sorry." I apologized.
"It's ok. It's gorgeous, and I can't blame you." I smiled. I looked up instead of down now. A bright moon shined through the clouds. I looked to Luno, his yellow rings glow
Make Me Real (TonyxReader) Part 3That night, Tony was actually able to sleep in what felt like the longest time. He would usually go to bed and then wake up around three in the morning, only to just pace around the tower trying to think. It felt good to be well rested and his body was full of energy now. When he walked out of his room, he saw (Name) lying down on the couch, eyes closed and system off. He watched her for a moment, his eyes taking in every detail. He had to admit that he was impressed by what he had done. She looked like an exact copy of you. The only problem was, she wasn't you.Make Me Real (TonyxReader) Part 31 year ago in Romance More Like This
He sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose. He needed to stop thinking like that.
"So JARVIS," Tony called out to the AI unit. "How did she hold up last night?"
"Quite well, sir," JARVIS responded. "Her system appears to be running fine as well. Are you going to activate her? Or will you shut her down permanently?"
Tony looked up at the ceiling bewildered. Shut her down? Now why would he do that? More i
(McCoy X Reader) The Morning After"Uhnf" You moaned muffled. Your face was pressed rather hard against the pillow. Your head throbbed a bit, and you were a little confused as to what was going on. That had been the only noise you could get to come out at the moment.(McCoy X Reader) The Morning After1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
You pushed yourself off the bed enough to look around you, just to realize you were in room you didn't know very well, but recognized enough to know where you were.
There were all kinds of medical textbooks stacked along one wall, and it looked like a first aid kit had been strewn about the room, along with different kinds of medical equipment.
You were in McCoy's room. A look to your left proved your assumption correct, as there was the man himself. He was facing away from you, so you studied the back of his head, trying to remember what the hell happened last night.
You'd been working late at the MedBay. An away team had gone out earlier in the day, and things hadn't exactly gone to plan, so you were treating a bunch of red shirts all day. (Who were all j
Analysis of the Bug-typeINTRODUCTIONAnalysis of the Bug-type3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
The Bug-type is among the least-appreciated types not only for its lack of defensive advantages in most cases but because of the sheer frailty and weak offenses posed by the species we would commonly associate with insects. However, the Bug-type is still a fundamental type that many trainers will come across very early in their journey and will have to deal with both in combat and in training exercises. Bug-type Pokémon are among the simplest of creatures and rarely have much in the way of stellar power behind them, but for those willing to experiment with them, a whole world of tactical power will come forth and turn these otherwise weak creatures into beasts worth fearing. Though most are hampered by poor offenses and even poorer defenses, Bug-type Pokémon can easily strike with powerful offensive force and demonstrate defensive abilities that are otherwise beyond similar creatures, making them an important type to understand and utilize in battle, even when tr