Russia meets CleverBotUser: Become one with Russia,da?Russia meets CleverBot3 years ago in Scraps More Like This
Cleverbot: Da, I am Russia. Now, we will become one, America.
User: W-what? You are me?
Cleverbot: No, because you are not human.
User: I'm Russia!
Cleverbot: Oh! Really?
Cleverbot: Cool. I like you.
User: I like you too... Wait are you Belarus?
Cleverbot: I am human, just as you are not of the human.
User: Do you want to marry me?
Cleverbot: Yes. How old are you james?
User: I'm not James, I'm Ivan.
User: Are you Belarus or not?
User: KYYAAAAA! GET AWAY!!!
User: I'M NEVER GONNA MARRY YOU! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!
Cleverbot: Have you heard of jack Johnson?
User: *hiding in a closet*.
Cleverbot: *smiles* *likes*.
User: QAQ NO BELARUS LEAVE ME ALONE!
Cleverbot: Here comes the pain.
User: D-Don't hurt me...
Cleverbot: No more.
User: N-no more what?
User: AAHHH! NO NO NO NO NO! GET OFF ME!
Cleverbot: So your opinion is irrefutable, and your wo