Warrior cats academy 2 parodyRainbowstar: Welcome to Warrior cats academy for ALL CATS! There are you happy Graystripe.
Rainbowstar: I have an awesome class here today. They are the grandchildren of the ledgendary Firstar. Two of them have special powers. We have JAYFEATHER, HOLLYLEAF AND LIONBLAZE.
Jayfeather: hey I don't want to be here but the other two did. I hate this I'm blind I hate this.
Rainbowstar: Ooookaaaay... Hollyleaf how about you tell me about yourself.
Hollyleaf: I love the warrior code warrior code forever you must follow the warrior code...
Rainbowstar: that's great always follow the warrior code and stay in your Clan
Hollyleaf: Yes follow the warrior code because if you don't you will DIE!!!
Rainbowstar: Uh... Haha. Lionblaze what about you?
Lionblaze: I am awesome. I can't lose in battle. Anyone fight me. Come on.
Rainbowstar: Rainbow powers activate! KACOLOURS!!!!!!!!
*Lionblaze is not hurt but his fur is different colours.*
Hollyleaf: rainbow colo
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Crookedstar: I am Cwookedstahw.
Oakheart: I am Oakheart, his awesome brother!
Rainflower: I am Rainflower, who is sadly their mom.
Dawnflower: What are some things you like?
Crookedstar: I like being leadew of WivewClan.
Oakheart: I like parties! And Sunningrocks! And cookies! And most of all, parties at Sunningrocks with cookies!
Rainflower: I like being mean to Crookedstar.
Crookedstar: I hate you, Wainflowew. Why are you so mean to me?
Rainflower: You look stupid and talk funny.
Crookedstar: But I am youw son!
Rainflower: I wish you weren't.
Dawnflower: Rainflower, you know that everyone hates you, right?
Rainflower: What? Why?
Dawnflower: Because you were so mean to Crookedstar.
Rainflower: Here we go again...well, Oakheart likes me!
Oakheart: Actually, I don't.
Dawnflower: Oakheart, who is your mate?
Oakheart: BLUESTAR!!!! (blows kisses)
Dawnflower: But she is a creepy evil stalker cat.
Oakheart: So am I! (s
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Greystripe: I hated it...
Sandpaw: This is so unfair! Did Bluestar make you a warrior first because you are oranger?
Fireheart: No, because I am awesomer.
Whitestorm: Sandpaw, Dustpaw! Go train now or no cookies for you!
Greystripe: WAHH!!!! I want cookies too!
Fireheart: Let's go to the warriors den!
Greystripe: Okay...I'm sleepy...
Fireheart: Me too...(goes to sleep)
Tigerclaw: You were talking about Spottedleaf in your sleep. I guess you really do like her in this parody.
Fireheart: NOOO!!!!! NOW YOU KNOW MY SECRET!!!!!!!!!!!
Tigerclaw: Now you must go on a patrol with Greystripe.
Greystripe: Who are you looking for?
Greystripe: It seems you are doing to her what she does to you...STALK.
Fireheart: I have to tell her the truth about Ravenpaw.
Greystripe: But he died! (cries)
Fireheart: For the last time, he didn't actually die! And I have to tell her about Redtail!
Greystripe: WAHHHH!!!! Poor Redtail