Pirate!England x Reader ~Against All Odds~~Against All Odds~
The gulls were cawing and flying lazy circles overhead. Unfortunately, the poor excuse for a sail was too small to provide any shelter against any droppings that might have fallen onto your head. The lack of shade wasn’t an improvement, either.
“Blasted birds,” you angrily grumbled and craned your head past the small mast to see how your sailing companion was doing.
As I thought, you frowned and threw him a disapproving look. He was suffering from apparent heat stroke, and that nasty gash he got earlier wasn’t making the situation any better. No matter how long you stood there and ran your mouth, nothing would get done. The task would have to fall on you to get the two of your where you were going.
“Fancy meeting a pirate who doesn’t know anything about self-preservation,” you snorted and began to tear a piece of cloth off of your skirt. You then leaned over the sides of the tiny boat and dipped the cloth into the oc
2P!England x Reader LEMONWARNING2P!England x Reader LEMON2 years ago in Personal More Like This
Harsh words, Violence, and mature content ahead.
You have been warned.
After the whole 'incident' between practically being stalked by Oliver, you made a decision. "Vhat ze hell?!" You decided to marry Oliver. Germany's face was utterly shocking to you when you saw it. He looked flushed, and slightly turned pink but quickly hid it with his palm. "Vhat zhe holy hell is wrong with you, ________?!" Germany said. "How could you possibly want to marry this maniac? Have you lost your mind?!?!" Your brows furrowed. "It's no big deal, I'm in love with him. And he loves me in return." you said. "Why can't you get over the fact that I wanna be with him?" Italy butted into the conversation. "Si, I agree with _______." he said. "They love each other, and I respect that. Excluding the fact that I was tied up in a closet to die, who cares?" Germany became even more furious at the Italian. "'Who cares?'," he asked. "I CARE! I practically looked out for _______ ever since she vas b
BTT x Short! ReaderYou rubbed the back of your neck, unhinging the angle to look down. Your neck hurt alot from looking up at people all the time, you HATED being short. Everyone, and I mean, EVERYONE was taller then you. You had to get a chiropractor for this whole bussiness of your neck and back hurting all the time. You inhaled, and let out a small sigh looking at your feet.BTT x Short! Reader2 years ago in Personal More Like This
"(f/n), are you alright, frau?" Ludwig said looking down at you, serious, as always.
"Mm, yea, I'm good." You said closing off most of your vowels.
"Really?" Arthur said, with his accent most of your friends fangirled over, raising his big eyebrow.
These guys were gunna hold you to it, might as well tell them. You looked over your shoulder at the three men towering over you.The Bad Touch Trio, other wise known as Gilbert, Francis, and Toni, your best friends, due to you living with them. You started remember, you thought they were gay... they all lived together and shared a room, but you had like no money, and no choice, you found
England X Reader: The frog princessThe news boy ran around selling papers yelling "Prince Author looking for brides to be two days" Nobody could tell the prince would marry a frog and frog would be ______ _______.England X Reader: The frog princess3 years ago in Personal More Like This
I was out running errands again such a bore mother exact words were "one day _____ you have to become a wife and a wife must run errands".If I was a princess I would't have to worry about errands I would have people to do that for me that way I would have more time to play with flying cherry bunny. As I neared town square I looked at my list I need breed,milk,and eggs. When I pulled the list down from my face I did't realize the person walking in front of me."oww watch where your going" "you impudent child how dare yo talk to me thank way" I looked up to see and old hag in in a black cloak " I shall put curse on you that will teach you" " yhea ri-" Before I could finish a green light surrounded me. No one around seemed to care about my well being most likely because the use of black magic is
N.E.E.A.S.W.A.P.Today, I shall take the liberty of telling you a story about the great importance of proper grammar. Even I make this mistake every now and then, but sometimes, I can't help it.N.E.E.A.S.W.A.P.2 years ago in Personal More Like This
In my senior high school year of English, my teacher shared a story with my class on this very important rule: N.E.E.A.S.W.A.P.
Never ever end a sentence with a preposition.
And, as he told the story to my classmates and me, I shall tell the story to you, my readers, alas with their names remaining anonymous. Commence.
My English teacher had a professor from southern America who happened to own perhaps the largest collection of ???? Brown (?) works in the entire world. She had the honor of being invited to attend [something] in Harvard University, one of the most prestigious schools in America and perhaps in the world, too. There, she would be able to meet [So-and-so] who happened to be a very distinguished professor specializing in the analysis of the works of ??? Brown (?).
(By the way, for those of you who h
RxRBorn This Way+Sequels TABLE OF CONTENTSThis is the table of contents for my story(s), (RomanoXReader) Born This Way AND it's sequels.RxRBorn This Way+Sequels TABLE OF CONTENTS3 years ago in Personal More Like This
HALLOWEEN FLASH GAME: http://ninja-neko-aru.deviantart.com/art/RxR-BORNTHISWAY-FLASH-DOWNLOAD-331729252
Romano and Maria drawing --> http://ninja-neko-aru.deviantart.com/art/Romano-and-Maria-GRAZIE-225-WATCHERS-364713421
"The Boy" From BTW3: Chapter 14 ---> http://ninja-neko-aru.deviantart.com/art/RxR-BTW3-Chapter-14-The-Boy-366078923?ga_submit_new=10%253A1366143534
Romano, Maria, and Eva ---> http://ninja-neko-aru.deviantart.com/art/RxR-BornThisWay3-Romano-Maria-Eva-366083539?ga_submit_new=10%253A1366144874
-How I met your father- SHORT : http://ninja-neko-aru.deviantart.com/art/RomanoXReader-BTW-S
CONTEST: HOODY X READERTime for my First Contest!CONTEST: HOODY X READER1 year ago in Personal More Like This
Hey guys, as you know, I started a point drive. Thanks to many wonderful people (mostly canon-username-here), I've reached my goal and gone beyond it! As such, it's time to host my first contest!
Now, as I myself am a writer, it's pretty natural this will be a writing contest. Also, since I write creepypasta inserts on this account, it's also pretty natural that it should be for CP inserts as well. So, who is the focus character? Why, only my second favorite character from the CP fandom: Hoody! (Note: I acknowledge that some people see the Slenderverse as separate from creepypasta, and that Hoody comes from Marble Hornets. It's just easier to put them in the same category for this contest.)
However, there's a catch: Hoody must NOT be shy and stuttering. Why? Because honestly, I HATE that interpretation of him. Yes, he's quiet, but quiet ≠ shy! I don't even get where the stuttering came from. Finding a story without
SEQUEAL to Puppy Love - Germany x Reader//Theme from right after you and Ludwig started dating//SEQUEAL to Puppy Love - Germany x Reader2 years ago in Personal More Like This
A few months after you and Ludwig had started dating , you come home to him sitting on the couch watching tv. You sneak over and nuzzle him "Hi Ludi~" you purr into his ear watching him jump and turn around as you giggle. He huffed but soon kissed you lovingly "Hello" he said after he had pulled away. "Did you remember vhat today vas?" He asked with a excited tone. You nod and giggle "Of course silly! It's your birthday , and like I said last time , you get to choose your gift , so what will it be?" You ask with a innocent look and your German boyfriend smirked darkly "I vant to fuck like dogs tonight~" He whispered into your ear making you blush darkly.
The German had slid a hand up your shirt making you quiver and purr. You both blink hearing giggling and you tense , reconizing the voices "FRANCIS! GILBERT! ANTONIO!" you yell and the French man squeaked , falling from behind the couch. Ludwig stared and moved away from you and
RomaHeta Remake 1.0 You are (not) aloneSo, I gave up.RomaHeta Remake 1.0 You are (not) alone3 years ago in Personal More Like This
Here ya go your 3-hours long remake for VX.
First link for actual game, the other three are for the OST (put them in the Audio folder once you opened the file of the first link).
Ignore the rest of the trash and search for the Game.exe
The last ones are OSTs that I deleted by mistake, lol. Put it in the BGM Folder (Thanks :iconNoir74: ! )
If someone get the reference I'm gonna give him/her a biscuit ^^
:iconHetalia-Videogames: - Lot of
Dog!Germany x Reader Part 2Hey, I really hate the new DA submission page so I uploaded the next part here, hope you enjoy- AnimeLover3801Dog!Germany x Reader Part 23 years ago in Personal More Like This
You were peacefully sleeping in your bed, last night you'd been sitting by your computer and now you were really tired. Too bad for you that Ludwig wouldn't let you sleep the whole day as you wished, he needed his daily walks. Ludwig walked up to your bed and licked your face in an attempt to wake you up. You shifted and pulled the covers over your head.
"I'm tired Ludwig.." You groaned.
But that didn't stop Ludwig, he went to the edge of the bed and pulled of your covers and revealed you in your (f/c) pajamas and messy (h/l) (h/c) hair. Ludwig then jumped up in your bed and pulled your (h/c) hair.
"Okay, okay! I'm up!" You said and sat up in bed. You checked the clock and saw it was only 7.30 AM. You went to your wardrobe and picked out a (f/c) t-shirt with a pair of matching (2nd f/c) shorts.
After breakfast you grabbed Ludwig's leash and fastened to his collar. You pu
Winged! England x Winged! ReaderArthur smiled at his (h/c) mate, as she sat on one of the willow tree branches.Winged! England x Winged! Reader2 years ago in Personal More Like This
"I did good, right love?" He asked her.
"Yes you did.. i know almost every single winged ones wanted this place to nest," she giggled.
"That's right every single one of them!"
"Oh! Shhhh!" She hushed him and quietly flew over to a nest that was in the top branches of the tree. In side there were about ten white eggs all nestled next together, they all moved slightly from the forming babies inside, "you'll wake up the kids.." she smiled at them. "Just think in a few days we're going to be parents! And we still have to name them," she whispered giggling.
"You wanna name them all right now?" He looked at her and she nodded, looking back at him with excited (e/c) eyes. "Ok.. we'll name this half Arthur Jr. and we'll name these half (Y/n) Jr. Ok we're done!" He said flying back to the tree.
"I like Alfred," she smiled softly at the eggs. Arthur flew back to her and the eggs.
"Ok we'll name one Alfred but i
Sneak peak of Werewolf!2P!CanadaxReaderStanding up, you took a step back, lips pursed. He smirked, his eyes still half closed. The bushes around you rustled. Several other men stepped out, all shirtless. You paled, your heart beating at an irregular pace. It felt like it was trying to leap out of your chest.Sneak peak of Werewolf!2P!CanadaxReader2 years ago in Personal More Like This
"Run." The first man barked. And you did. Away from the cabin. Which was stupid, but to late for you to turn back. You could hear them chasing after you, laughing.
You just kept running, adrenaline surging through your veins. There was a clearing ahead, and in it, the edge of a cliff. A crazy thought crossed your mind. A crazy thought that just might work.
You ran into the clearing, right to the edge of the cliff. Then you leapt, diving off the edge. You heard a yell, panicked male voices. There was a hard smack, and you were under water, air bubbles streaming out of your mouth.
You kicked off the bottom and tried to reach the surface. The current was to strong, pulling and tugging you away from the surface. You went li
Never forgot you - Naga! Finland x Winged! Reader****This has some vore in it*****Never forgot you - Naga! Finland x Winged! Reader2 years ago in Personal More Like This
"Tino!" His mother called for him, "I have ssomething for you!" Tino eagerly slithered down to his parents and looked up at them. "Happy birthday, ssweet heart!" His mother hugged him, turned to his father, and nodded.
"And as a four year old naga," his father slithered past him and pulled out a tied up girl with big scared (e/c) eyes, and short (h/c), from the closet, and smiled at him, "You get your first live prey."
Tino stared at the girl with wide eyes and looked at his parents, "but she's a human!"
"She is not a human, she's a winged one!" His father spun the girl around and Tino saw her small yellow down covered wings. He could clearly see that she was terrified, and he didn't want to eat some one so cute, but he knew his parents would eat her if he didn't. He gulped and wrapped his tail around her waist and started to eat her head first. She s
2p!Italy Headcannons"Its such a shame... blood stains so badly." 2p!Italy doesn't care about you. He doesnt care about anyone or anything. Living or dead. Heck, he would kill Romano if it meant a few extra dollars in his hand.2p!Italy Headcannons3 years ago in Personal More Like This
"What did you call me?!" 2p!Italy hates to be called names. Even if you call him the smallest and insignificant name, he WILL attempt to kill you just for saying it until you take it back.
"The end of the world will look so nice with my name burned through the streets of the cities." 2p!Italy is completely obsessed with taking over the world. 1p!Universe or 2p!Universe, he will try both.
"G-GYAH! G-GET THAT THING THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!" He's extremely frightened by cats. No one knows why. This is one of his few weaknesses.
"Ohh~ Whats this? Heheh... I'm afraid your useless punch
ScotlandxReader .:Brother:.(Name) tapped her foot impatiently, waiting for (f/n) to get out of the store. Sometimes she took forever! "Would you hurry up in there?! England's going to be expecting me home soon!" She sighed, now even more impatient. Since (Name) lost her parents to a strange sickness three months ago, England was nice enough to take her in, even when she was a handful.ScotlandxReader .:Brother:.3 years ago in Personal More Like This
"Why don't you go back without me, (Name)?" (F/n) replied from inside the store. "Oh yeah, I have the key, and I still need to go home... I'LL BE RIGHT OUT!" She finished her shopping and ran out to meet (Name). "Ready?" She smiled.
(Name) nodded. "I've been ready for the past ten minutes, (f/n). Let's go." She set a fast pace for her friend to keep up with. They reached the car England had lent to them for the day and (Name) got in first.
(F/n) drove her home and got out. "I'll see you later, (Name)! My mum just called! Bye!" She ran down the street to her house and opened the door. Soon, she was gone.
(Name) sighed and knocked on
Our fandom is something to be proud ofㅎ_ㅎ)☆(君▽君ル: You know, Hetalia and being a part of its fandom is something to be proud of. »Our fandom is something to be proud of2 years ago in Personal More Like This
Not to brag but our cosplayers
are fucking amazing.
Not to mention our fan artists
are extremely talented
and their works are absolutely
Hetalia Shower Lemon Contest [CLOSED]Okay I just got enough points to have a 3 month premium membership! So, I'm starting a contest! Yes, that's right, a contest. I haven't seen that much reader inserts about Shower sex, so why not have a contest? ...I have a shower lemon fetish... I'm still working on those requests!Hetalia Shower Lemon Contest [CLOSED]3 years ago in Personal More Like This
Though, I will remove this contest if it doesn't work out. C:
1.) Must be a Reader Insert oneshot or Country x OC
2.) Has to do with any place that involves water (ex: Sex in a shower, pool, beach, lake, puddle (lol), etc.)
3.) No Nyo!talia or 2P! form.
4.) It can be a theme (ex: Dark!, Angel!, Demon!, Vampire! Teacher!, Gauken!, etc.)
5.) Decent length. It can be short, but it can't be a short drabble. It can be a long one-shot.
6.) Reader and Country cannot be minors.
7.) You may enter as many times as you want! It will help you try to get to first place! The more, the better!
What I'm Judging on :bu
Your country is on his/her way~Germany is already on his way, but there are so much more countries!Your country is on his/her way~2 years ago in Personal More Like This
If you would like to see your country on his or her way (and you don't want to do it yourself), then I offer to do it for you.
But I ask of a few things:
THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT:
It has to be YOUR country. If you had been born and raised in Iran, but moved to Belgium, you are free to do Iran.
But if you live in Belgium and HEARD or READ a lot about Iran, then no.
I know a lot of Japan and Greece, yet I am certain that a greek person would choose entirely different years and events as "important" as I would. Because for the greek person, it is personal. Its their home.
So please, respect that I CAN'T accept any application of "any" country. Your country...or none.
If it isn't on the "Finished" or "Application" list, then go for it. If your country has already been made, then feel free to discuss the chosen events and the drawing that r
Baltics X Reader : A new start - Chapter 1Baltics X Reader : A new start - Chapter 13 years ago in Deviant Events More Like This
Baltics X Reader : A new start - Chapter 1
Welcome to Hetalia High
"Honey? We're home. Wake up sweetie"
Your mother awoke you from the hell you experience in your dream just now. You immediately raised your head up and looked out the window. You were home. You sighed of relief, unbuckled your seat belt, and went inside. You ran to your room as you heard your mother yelling your name. You locked your door and collapsed on your bed, crying your eyes out. The dream-the nightmare you just had was simply horrible!
The nightmare you had was about leaving your friends and family, going to the new school. The kids there. Looking at you. Staring death glares at you. Laughing and
Hetalia A-B PLZ Source of Hetalia PlzHetalia A-B PLZ3 years ago in Personal More Like This
America, Australia, Austria, Belgium, Bulgaria
Canada, China, Cuba, Denmark
Egypt, England, Estonia, France, Finland
Germany, Greece, Holand, Holy Roman Empire, Hong Kong, Hungary
Iceland, India, Italy + Romano
Latvia, Liechtenstein, Lithuan
EnglandXReader- Jealous...?.....I don't even know why I chose this title.EnglandXReader- Jealous...?1 year ago in Personal More Like This
Requested by; Meiguo-Ren-American
If you want to make a request, click this link; http://ikethecool.deviantart.com/journal/I-TAKE-REQUESTS-NOW-442130812
Enjoy, or not!
It was 4:51 in the afternoon. You and the Allies were training. Just like the Axis.
" Okay, everyone, training's over~!" America announced. You sighed of relief, you wouldn't have to go through more of his demands.
" Finally! I am so sweaty, I need to take a bath twice!" France said, then he ran off. You, Russia and America chuckled. Chine was so worn out, that he looked like he just ran through specifically the Pacific Ocean. Heh heh.
" We can finally go, aru?" China asked. I personally think America broke China.
" NOPE!" America yelled.
" EHH?!" You and the others yelled.
" But France is long gone!" Russia complained.
Dark! Vampire! England x reader"Gotta get away," you panted. "Must not, ugh get caught." Your legs tired from how much running you did. Your adrenaline was the only thing keeping you alive and moving. You did not to become his.Dark! Vampire! England x reader2 years ago in Personal More Like This
You took a night stroll in the forest. Your boyfriend just broke up with you. The arse, he started to date this tropical bitch. Then you saw him hitting on the cry baby with the melons for tits. You were not lacking in the boob department, hell your cup size was an F but because the circumvance of your chest was small he thought your tits were a size B.
As you were walking someone or something embraced your body. It placed one hand on one of your large boobs and its other caressed your ass all the way around to the inner thigh. Gently petting your slit and pleasure button.
You were so depressed that the pleasure was intensified making you want it more. "Ahh, so goood, more ahhh, I've never felt this good, ahh please ahhh, more." You mewled lustfuliy. Eyes rolling back and clo
2P! Spain x ReaderAnnoying. If you asked him to use one word to describe her, he would use that one word. He hated how happy she was all the time, she always smiled at him, her (e/c) sparkling eyes when she saw him. He didn't hate her, but he didn't like her either. But for some strange reason every time he saw Flavio talking to her he would get angry and chase him away from her, the same went for any guy who tried to flirt with her.2P! Spain x Reader2 years ago in Personal More Like This
One day, she was walking to school, she was looking at the ground, and she wasn't watching where she was going, and she walked strait into one of the baddest people in school, Jason.
"Watch where ya goin' bitch!" He spat at her.
"S-sorry.." she quickly apologised and tried to walk past him, but Jason grabbed her arm.
"I think you need to apologise in a different way, toots," he smirked.
"Hey idiota! It's too early for your shit," Maximo yelled at Jason and walked over to the two. Jason glared at the Spaniard and raised his fist at him.
"Jason, poppet! It's too early for thi
SHINee Dirty Imagines:JonghyunGod you were really getting sick of school- so boring, everyday was the same, boring classes, boring people, and the worst- being in love with a guy who you can't have.SHINee Dirty Imagines:Jonghyun3 years ago in Personal More Like This
Well you werent in love exactly . More like you were in love with the person you had dreamed him up to be- based on his gorgeous looks. Jonghyun, people called him. He was absolutely gorgeous .. Dark brown hair, so dark it looked black, dark chocolate eyes, and gorgeous tanned skin. And those lips . You just wanted to kiss them, just to see how amazing they would feel against your own. Unfortunately, he often noticed you staring at him .. He would usually smirk and wink. But you would look away, shamed- he had a girlfriend. You felt akward in this situation- should you tell her or not? That he was flirting with other girls . But then again maybe he wasn't flirting . And t wasn't your place to tell her. She doesnt even know you.
By the end of the week, you were always driven insane- you woul
Dragon! China x Abused! reader x Popular! Japan "I already told you, I don't know what happened to her," Kiku frowned at the cop as he tried to interrogating him.Dragon! China x Abused! reader x Popular! Japan2 years ago in Personal More Like This
"Mr. Honda, you were the last one who saw Miss (Last name) before she disappeared," the cop glared at him and slammed his fist down on the table, "where the hell is she, Honda?!"
"I don't know," the Asian man shook his head.
"We could charge you with bullying if you don't fess up, so where's the body," he kept pushing the accusation that he had some thing to do with her being missing, as much as he hated to admit it, he did have something to do with her missing.
"She isn't dead!"
"Then where is she!?"
"I DON'T KNOW," Kiku yelled and slammed his hands down on the table and standing from the chair, causing the cop jump back.
It was his fault the girl was gone, but no one would believe him if he told them the truth.
"I don't know.." he sat back down in the chair and buried his face in his hands.
"What happened between you two? Weren't you two friends in grade school?" the co