MLP: Divergent Days Ch. 1Chapter 1MLP: Divergent Days Ch. 14 years ago in Humor More Like This
The sun slowly rises on yet another glorious day in Equestria, just barely cresting over the distant horizon. The Princess of Equestria and controller of the sun, Celestia, has promised that today would be as bright as ever. The Pegasi ponies who manage the weather overhead promised it to be a clear sky as well. While most of Equestria is still in slumber, one particular place rises with the sun. More specifically, its residents. Along the outskirts of the small town of Ponyville resides a large farm that covers acres upon acres of land. The farm grows several different foods on its land, but one particular fruit is held in higher regard than the rest: Apples. Spread across over half of the farm land, a metaphorical sea of apple trees flows with the shape of the land, ascending and descending hills and valleys alike.
In the center of this massive farm sits a vibrant yellow two story house, similar to a Victorian-era design on Earth. Roughly one hundred feet behind the
A Pony PoemTwilight is the smartest; Fluttershy is the sweetest.A Pony Poem4 years ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
Pinkie Pie is funny; Rarity is the neatest.
Applejack is strong, but Rainbow Dash's speed
Can't be matched by anypony, she's always in the lead.
A bunny for your troubles, a Gummy for your do,
an owl for your pedestal, a tortoise just for you,
as Opal bats your face and Winona flocks your sheep,
and Spike writes up your letter before he falls asleep.
The ponies and their friendship, they're coming just for you.
They'll rob you of your dignity and sweeten what you do.
You'll fight and bite and shout, refusing to give in,
till Fluttershy sings her lullaby and gently tucks you in.
Join the herd today.
The Price of Loyalty - Part 1~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The Price of Loyalty - Part 14 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
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Eyes clenched, Rainbow Dash squirmed and allowed herself to sink deeper into the fluffy cloud that was her home. The afternoon Sun shone down upon her, rousing her from her slumber. She rolled onto her back and let loose a huge yawn. Sighing, the pale cyan pegasus slowly cracked open her eyes and rubbed them with her two fore-hooves. She sat up on her haunches and peeked over the edge of her cloud, gazing at the bridge to Ponyville nearby. Nopony was there.
"Oh, come on, kid," she mumbled in annoyance. "You begged and pleaded for almost an hour yesterday, and now you don't even show up on time."
Rainbow lazily scanned the expansive valley below her. Winding paths snuck between sparse trees and over roll
Syopalaisvaltiatar / Parasite QueenSyopalaisvaltiatar / Parasite Queen3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
THE CANTERLOT SERIES
Ponies with Moonsorrow
[Click here for the accompanying song]
Scroll down for the English version
Aamun kajoon herätetty
neito nousee vuoteesta kuninkaallisen
huoneessaan, vieraassa maassa.
Peilistään hän katsoo muukalaista
takaisin katsovat uudet kasvot
harmaan peiliä värjäävä kuva.
Niin varjo matkii kantajaansa halki valon,
vaan katoaako se katveessa.
Alas syövereihin morsian kahlittu,
vain toiseutensa prinsessan paikalla.
Sielunsyöjä, vaihdokas harmaja,
syöpäläinen, sydänten kalvaja
Harmaana tuhkan ja kalman astelee valtiatar
Mannuilla luonnon ja taivaan pukee hän kasvonsa
Parven harmaan keskellä kulkevat
kuolioiset kaviot luolanpintaa
käskynanto kennolle hämärään:
"Lähdemme matkalle pinnalle
käy täytäntöön juonemme iäinen
katveessa ponien hengistä ravitkaa."
Illankajossa on parvi lähtenyt lentohon,
The Night that Never Ended p1The Night that Never Ended p14 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"The spirits of these five ponies got us through every challenge you threw at us!"
Twilight Sparkle glared at Nightmare Moon, her five friends at her back. The shards of the broken elements hovered about them all, radiating with awakened power. Honesty, Laughter, Generosity, Loyalty, and Kindness had gotten them this far, and now all but the final element lay in their grasp.
"But you still don't have the sixth element!" scoffed Nightmare Moon, with only a twinge of worry on her face. "The spark didn't work!"
"But it did," continued Twilight, "a different kind of spark." She turned towards her friends and continued, "I felt it the very moment I realized how happy I was to hear you, to see you, how much I cared about you. The spark ignited inside me when I realized that you all are my friends!"
Nightmare moon stood visibly shaken, and as twilight turned away from her friends their eyes sharpened from humility to confidence. They knew now that the Elements of Harmony were in their gras
Pony and the Beast: chpt 1Pony and the BeastPony and the Beast: chpt 13 years ago in Romance More Like This
Fluttershy was the animal whisperer of the town. All the animals loved to be around her gentleness and compassion, since she knew each and every creature's needs. She sang with the birds, held picnics with the rabbits and other rodents. While everyone preferred social functions and society life, Fluttershy stuck with taking care of the creatures. Everypony thought it was unusual. Her father, Lord Maurice was a noble, and everypony thought it was unbecoming of a Lord's daughter to have such eccentric hobbies. Regardless of what people thought, Maurice was supportive of his daughter's interest and was proud of her daughter's talent for taking care of the animals. Her noble and loyal bunny, Angel was her closest companion.
She wasn't a social butterfly, though she found friends in the creatures, some of the noble's daughters and talked with the servant's children.
"Alright everyone," smiled Fluttershy as she set the table cloth for the picnic.
...So I became one.Discord...So I became one.4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
I had practiced, played it over in my mind. But, it didn't help to ease the nervousness that was suffocating my body and mind. She'd agreed to meet me, without question... of course, we'd known each other for a long time. We liked to come here together, just the two of us... The small castle garden really was lovely. We'd spend hours out here, together... and somehow, amongst our friendly banter, I'd come to see us as something... more.
But she was a princess... and I was far from being any sort of prince. Still, we had found many common interests, and had spent happy days together. I thought... I thought she was different. Others looked at me like I was a freak. As if I was just some chaotic beast, some random chance of a creature.
The thing was, it was all true. But Celestia—she never seemed to notice. She didn't point or stare, or shirk away when I came near. She wasn't afraid to be close to me. She was the different one.
And she... s
Pony WitchesTAIKA (Twilight Sparkle)Pony Witches4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The Star Witch. She has an analytical nature. She has detached herself from the world in order to continues her studies. She hides in the center of her ever-expanding library. She dedicates herself to pursuing the knowledge she covets greatly. Her magic is extremely dangerous to outsiders.
Minion of the Star Witch. His duty is organization. He swallows the documents that his witch brings back to her barrier and will spit them out in a flash of fire if the Witch wishes. Those swallowed by the Minion become a part of his data.
The Rotten Witch. She has an hardworking nature. She always works to gather all of the apples in her Barrier. However, she is weighed down by the lies she has spoken and the lies she continues to speak. An honest person can easily defeat her.
Minion of th
Move Along Chp. 3Move Along Chp. 32 years ago in Romance More Like This
Move Along Chp. 3
By: DolphinBuster starring: Pinkie Pie and others
The door shut behind me as I began to make my way back to Ponyville. It was gonna take quite a bit of time to get there, since Fluttershy lives all the way outside of town and by the Everfree Forest. Which never really made any sense to me, since she’s so afraid of how animals can take care of themselves, and all the different species and all that crazy stuff; yet she lives no more than a good ten minute trot away from it! Like is this filly loco in the coco? For me of course I’d just giggle and chortle it up in the ghostie’s face and go all Pinkie Dianne style, but Fluttershy is too much of a scaredy cat to face her fears.
But, I will be staying with her for who knows how long…I can totally teach her how to take care of them! Oh wow it’ll be so much fun to teach her. At first she’ll probably be all ‘Oh…I don’t know Pinkie. I think I take care of them
Friendship is RubbishFriendship is Rubbish4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The lights flickered in the studio, the concrete floors and dark corners giving the illusion that the building was to be considered a large garage. However, it was a bit more ornate than that, as banners hanging from the ceiling and different metal machines adorned the edges near the walls, showcasing a pony in a white suit, with even it's mane and tail completely hidden within the confines of the fabric, a shining white helmet adorning the stallion's head, leaving any idea of the pony under the cloth to be a complete mystery.
A bushy maned pony walked into the center of the staging area of the building, stepping upon a raised platform which held two couches, one large enough for two ponies, and the other the beige pony found himself occupying, placing some documents on the table as he rested himself on the seat. Flipping through pages, the pony's expressions flipped lazily from mild surprise to utter disgust as fiddled with the color of
FiM++ Programming - Hello World, 99 Jugs of CiderDear Princess Celestia: Letter OneFiM++ Programming - Hello World, 99 Jugs of Cider3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Today I Learned an important lesson about friendship.
I learned how to write "Hello World!"
Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle.
P.S. In this case, the syntax is similar to C++.
Dear Princess Celestia: Letter One
I wrote "Hello World!"
Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle.
P.S. In this case, the syntax mirrors that of Python syntax. I'll leave it to you, readers, to decide which one you deem better. -Twilight Sparkle
Dear Princess Celestia: Letter One
Today I learned how to sing Applejack's Drinking Song.
I learned Applejack's Drinking Song with Applejack.
Did you know that Applejack likes the number 99?
I did this while Applejack had more than 1.
I sang " 'Applejack' jugs of cider on the wall, 'Applejack' jugs of cider,"
Applejack got one less.
When Applejack had more than 1,
I sang "Take one down and pa
MLPFiM: 'Switchy Pie' PrologueMLPFiM: 'Switchy Pie' Prologue4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
It was a bright sunny day in the heart of Equestria. The ponies of Ponyville were out and about at their every day duties and activities. Inside Sugarcube Corner, the workers were busy creating the finest baked goods in the village. The pony named Cup Cake was walking through the shop checking on all her employees.
"These treats are looking good everypony. Keep up the good work!" she encouraged them. But nearby, some ponies were having issues.
One pony was busy making a delectable little cupcake on her worktable when she ran out of icing in her tube. She turned around to reach for a new one and then turned back only to find her cupcake gone.
"What the ? Hey, Pinkie Pie!!" she said turning to the adorable pink pony with icing and cake mix smeared all over her face.
"Oops ..were you working on that?" she asked.
"Um, yeah I was! Now I gotta start all over again, thanks!" said Pinkie's co-worker
CuriosityScratch, scratch, scratch.Curiosity3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Scribble, scribble, scribble.
Scratch, scratch, scratch.
Twilight Sparkle watched as, for the umpteenth time, Rainbow Dash scribbled something out on her infernal notepad. She sighed and turned her attention back to her book, Starswirl the Bearded: Unappreciated Greatness, but found that she was still unable to block out the constant scratching of her friend's quill. The short, light noises where spaced just far enough apart to pull Twilight out of her zone every time she entered itit was impossible to get any reading done at all!
With mild indignation, the unicorn remembered the first day Rainbow had shown up to the library with her notepad in hoof saying something about needing to vent. She had strutted right through the door and plopped herself on the couch, writing on the sheets of paper like a madmare. At first, Twilight had been excited, perhaps even a little impressed to see her athletic friend taking such a sudden interest in the a
The Butterfly BoyI saw a boy playing in the dark.The Butterfly Boy2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
He was small and frail, but his eyes had a spark.
In the hands of the child was a shimmer of light,
Matching that of a star in the night.
The shimmer glowed vivid and pink,
Rather cute, someone might think,
And a smile rose on my face,
As I watched his moves, full of grace.
As the shine grew bigger, it split,
Making shadows dance as it did.
Repeating his motions several times,
The boy was now swarmed with pink butterflies!
The boy stood and raised his hands,
Allowing me to see him entranced,
With a gaze in his eyes bright enough
To cover all in his days, that was rough.
I found myself watching for hours,
Wishing I had such magical powers...
So I let my eyes rest,
Letting darkness fill my chest...
Many years passed since then,
The boy's now a handsome young man.
And the spark in his eye
My Little Pony Love and Friendship Ch. 2My Little Pony Love and Friendship Ch. 24 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Meanwhile at Twilights place the girls were having a fun sleepover, however Twilight, Fluttershy, and Rarity did not realize what troubles had befallen Rainbow Dash and Apple Jack. They were happily chatting between activities when a certain subject appeared into Twilights mind that she had been studying for her phycology studies, and thought maybe she could gain a new insight from Fluttershy and Rarity.
It was something Twilight was academically interested to hear their opinions on and they had yet to decide what to do next, so Twilight asked, "Hey girls I have an odd question, I'm studying pony psychology and I wanted to know what you thought of gay and lesbian ponies."
Both Fluttershy and Rarity were taken aback by the question. Rarity said immediately, "Twilight, darling why would you ever want to learn about such a ridiculous subject? I mean psychology is all well and nice, but why would you study the strange ways the mind of those types of ponies?" She said this looking at twilig
The Art of StalkingThe Art of Stalking4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Rainbow Dash was being hunted.
She stepped through the forest, head low, trying to keep her hoofsteps as quiet as possible. It was difficult, she was never really one for stealth, the patience required not being her strong point. Her brightly coloured mane certainly didn't help either.
Don't worry Dash, you'll be fine, because you're totally awesome, and awesome ponies always triumph in the end. Smirking with newfound determination, she lifted her head a bit, continuing forward...
...and stepped on a twig, breaking it in half.
She could swear the dry snap echoed for miles.
A sudden beating of wings made Dash curse inside her head and quickly fly forward, dropping any pretense of stealth. Zig-zagging between trees, she dared not look behind at her pursuer, worried that the moment of hesitation would be all she needed to catch up.
The edge of the woods came into view and Dash let out a cry of triumph, certain she was finally home free. Her cry shifted from triumph to terror when h
On Pins and Needles, Chapter 3Chapter 3: Sewing it TogetherOn Pins and Needles, Chapter 33 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Now, it's just peroxide, Darling, but it will sting."
"That's cool, no problem."
"I just want to be sure that your poor back is disinfected before I put the bandages on."
"Yeah, no, I get it it's fine."
"It shall sting a bit, Darling. Are you ready?"
"Sure, no problem. Go ahead and pour it all over, I've got this."
"You're sure, Spike? It's going to sting, you know "
"Right, yeah, I'm good."
"Alright then, if you're ready. Here it comes "
"Spike, Darling, kindly dis-attach yourself from my bathroom ceiling, your claws are damaging the stucco."
They stood together before the door, Spike wrapped tight in his bandages, as they waited for Twilight to arrive.
To her surprise, Spike actually wrapped his arm around her foreleg as he looked at the door. She looked down to see him appearing very worried. Could Twilight, the dear Twilight she knew and loved, truly be that harsh a disciplinarian?
Rarity gulped a little. She, like Spik
Kind of Discord Chapter TwoKind of Discord Chapter TwoKind of Discord Chapter Two4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
A/N: I've decided to work on both Kind of Discord and Discordia at the same time. So each chapter will be released around the same time, hopefully allowing them both to be finished around the same time. I hope you enjoy!
Kind of Discord Chapter Two: Crack.
Discord had been trapped in his prison for a few days when it happened. Now, when you are trapped, immobile, with no-one but yourself for company, you will be alerted to any occurrence immediately. Which is why he noticed the air. It was barely there, it could only be detected if you were completely alone with no distractions. Any newcomer to the prison might have shrugged it off, but Discord knew the statue was completely flawless. No part of him would be left free.
Discord mentally smirked to himself. He didn't know exactly what was aiding his escape, but he might be able to sense it, if the statue was cracked some more. He had been too excited when he first escaped, trying to immediately plunge the worl
Dear IdiotThis work of fan fiction contains characters, ideas, situations, and places found in the Hasbro Studios series "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". No infringement of copyright is implied by this work of satire and parody, and this work is meant as a celebration of the people involved in the creation, development, and production of the series.Dear Idiot4 years ago in Humor More Like This
Written by The Descendant
His Majesty Prince Blueblood
Prince of Unicorns
Her Majesty Princess Celestia
Reigning Sovereign of the Equestrians
It's probably the doughnuts I'm currently ingesting at what can best be described as a "monumental rate", but I had the sudden irresistible urge pop you off a letter stating how terribly you buggered up the gala this year.
In case you were wondering the pleasant little unicorn you trod all over this evening was a personal friend of my Designate. That unicorn, Rarity (which is her name, by the way, in case you forgot it whilst staring at every haunch
Pinkie Pie Meets the UniversePinkie Pie Meets the Universe3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The Universe is an impossibly vast and mysterious place, filled with untold wonder and beauty. Infinite, glorious, and breathtaking, its miraculous workings bring tears to the eyes of artists, scientists, and laymen alike. Even the infinitesimally minute sliver of the cosmos visible from any given star, planet, or asteroid is enough to leave even the most cynical of souls utterly breathless. Truly, the Universe is as magnificent as it is vast, stretching beyond sight, sound, and imagination.
Also, it is a colossal jerk.
As a matter of fact, it would not be stretching the truth to say that the most spiteful entity in the Universe was, in fact, the Universe itself. It loved nothing more than to ram galaxies together, smash asteroids into planets, and wipe out vast swaths of the cosmos with hyper-nova radiation, all for the sake of making sure that life never reared its disgusting little head. In fact, the very idea of living organisms crawling around its vast, unfathomable reaches w
Kind of Discord Chapter OneKind of DiscordKind of Discord Chapter One4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
A/N: Hey, it's me, T.A.B! And this is my new fan-fic, Kind of Discord. This fan-fic will feature a unique and flexible pairing, not often found in any fandom. I am talking, of course, about DiscordxFluttershy. So, please enjoy! Oh, and this one will contain much less humor than Discordia. Just a heads-up. This takes place a few days after Discord's defeat.
Kind of Discord Chapter One: Guilt.
At the outskirts of the Everfree forest, there was a small cottage, in which lived a Pegasus. Not just any Pegasus, mind you. This particular Pegasus was one of the six ponies to restore Princess Luna and return Discord to his stone prison. The Pegasus was the Element of Kindness, Fluttershy. But Fluttershy was feeling something she did not often feel. Guilt.
Being the ultimate embodiment of kindness, Fluttershy didn't often do anything cold enough to merit guilt. But this time, she had done something that was driving her mad with it. She had actively helped imprison another being i
Equestria Girls - New DawnThe sun's rays began to filter through the window and the curtain, giving the room a warm glow. Although the windows were shut tight, she could faintly hear the sound of chirping birds, which were what woke her up. Twilight's eyes slowly opened, and she allowed herself a moment to get used to the rising light levels. She'd had a very good sleep, and was not eager to leave it just yet. But, as the moments passed, a realisation dawned on her, and she suddenly noticed an orange foreleg gently draped over her.Equestria Girls - New Dawn2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
She turned her head, and a warm smile crept onto her face. There, sleeping soundly, was her beloved colt-friend, Flash Sentry. He was lying perfectly still, a warm smile upon his face, one which led Twilight to gain her own smile. Last night had been unlike anything she'd experienced before, and it had all been with a stallion she loved. Thinking fondly on the previous night, she slowly moved forward, gently planting a kiss on his lips. There was a low, almost purring sound, coming f