Insulting CleverbotUser: I DREAMED A DREAM IN TIME GONE BYYYYYYY.Insulting Cleverbot1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
Cleverbot: That is nice, I also believe that I am a dream.
User: WHEN HOPE WAS HIGH AND LIFE WORTH LIVING.
Cleverbot: I dreamed that love would never die.
User: I DREAMED THAT GOD WOULD BE FORGIVING.
Cleverbot: Check and mate. You didn't know me.
User: THEN I WAS YOUNG AND UNAFRAID.
User: WHEN DREAMS WERE MADE AND USED AND WASTED.
Cleverbot: There was no ransom to be paid!
User: NO SONG UNSUNG NO WINE UNTASTED!
Cleverbot: No, sei un robot.
User: BUT THE TIGERS COME AT NIGHT, WITH THEIR VOICES SOFT AS THUNDER.
Cleverbot: But it's also time to say goodbye, it's winter we must clean.
User: AS THEY TEAR YOUR HOPE APART, AS THEY TURN YOUR DREAM TO SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME.
Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
User: FINE DON'T SING THEN.
Cleverbot: Ok I won't.
User: You have been selected to win an iPhone5!
Cleverbot: What's your excuse? You're a robot.
User: No, because I have the power of triangles!
Voice in the darkEnglish lyrics:Voice in the dark6 years ago in Scripts & Screenplays More Like This
Voice in the Dark!
The ~Melody~ of Darkness
that steals the bonds between your pearls.
Voice in the Dark!
Now! Let"s begin magnificently beautiful show!
Voice in the Dark!
Our song is brought forth
with the echo of the power of darkness!
Peace is nothing more but an illusion
falsely reflected off the surface of a mirror.
A string made of waves entwines around one another bundling, and becomes a tide.
The demonic energies in our hearts change into a prank-filled vigor.
Surely, it would bewilder those who are weaker than us.
Voice in the Dark!
A black wave gently plays this melody we sing.
Voice in the Dark!
It stops all love, and becomes a chain with no shape
That eddy"s about you, within this refrain.
and steals the bonds between your pearls.
Throw away these "feelings" you have.
They"re nothing more but a soliloquy that a dreaming
girl would shout out, that reaches no one but themselves.
Voice in the Dark!
Now! Let"s begin magnificently beautiful show!
Voice in the Dar
Texting and Screaming Pt.3Lilly: *wakes up and turns off her alarm* *yawns and stretches*Texting and Screaming Pt.32 years ago in Drama More Like This
Julia: SHAZA!!!! *pops up giving Lilly a scare*
Lilly: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM!!!
Julia: checking out your stuff *holds up Lillys bra*
Lilly: Ack! *blushes and grabs her bra* I NEED THAT!
Julia: do you need these? *holds up panties that have a cartoon skull on them*
Lilly: *still blushing* I need all of my stuff. *grabs the panties*
Julia: *holds up a something explicted and all pixlated*
Lilly: *blushing and grabs it* Mine!!!
Julia: *goes back down and comes back up and has a bra on her head* hey look I'm mickey mouse! *laughing and runs out the room* aunty look I'm mickey mouse!!!
Lucille: *giggles and takes the bra of Julia's head and throws it back into Lilly's room* I think you're missing something, Lilly!
Julia: *jumping up and down* I found a funny book in her room!
Lucille: Really? What type of book?
Julia: there was a guy with a rubber toy in the middle of his legs *super innocent looking*
Randomness on Skype - Text talkRandomness on Skype - Text talk2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
[21:26:08] Lok Videth: Pervy girl.
[21:26:09] Lok Videth: ASDF
[21:26:22] Splashy: e_e Pervy... Perv.
[21:26:53] Splashy: I see you. >_>
[21:26:54] Splashy: xD
[21:26:57] Lok Videth: >n<
[21:26:59] Lok Videth: rofl
[21:27:20] Splashy: With your... Paint me like a (french) girl pose. xD
[21:27:27] Lok Videth: ROFL
[21:27:34] Splashy: ROFL ROFL ROFL
[21:27:36] Splashy: xD
[21:27:47] Splashy: I like ROFL chips.
[21:27:53] Lok Videth: LMAO
[21:28:25] Splashy: You like text talk.
[21:28:26] Splashy: xD
[21:28:34] Lok Videth: M'yeah .w.
[21:28:48] Splashy: ROLFFLMFAOSNGGYU!
[21:29:01] Lok Videth: ASDFGHJKL;
[21:29:39] Splashy: Rolling On The Fucking Floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Off Singing Never Gonna' Give You Up.
[21:29:42] Splashy: >:3
[21:29:47] Splashy: Beat it.
[21:31:13] Splashy: o_o
[21:32:21] Lok Videth: LOLLADTASRALLHTTLTWSCIADWFUWSD
Laughing Out Loud Like A Dummy Thinking About Splashy Rolling And Laughing Like Hell To Thinking Like That While Singing Caramelldanse
A Pawn of WarI am watching over this large field tied by glowing sunset on west. On north I can see the enemy`s army coming in my direction looking at my King`s army, I can see only a very few men remain from previous battle, the same I would say from ours foe`s army yet with a remains from army with big loses to both sides reducing each Battalion to what can be said at best has become a Squad looking at men, the best of best from each forces yet the most loyal soldiers each one prepared to give away their life without looking back at this point and between this men there is me, a warrior born to sacrifice myself for my country, king and people with that in mind I come to think which could come to be my last thoughts in my life.A Pawn of War3 years ago in Drama More Like This
What come to me was only 3 things, the birth of my son and his growth until the day that come with this army until here, my wife that I can`t see forget even on this bloodish field bathed by the sun I still remember the day that I asked her to mine and her words that follow
The Taco SceneA boy and a girl are eating a lot of tacos in a car one day. Due to a random meteor crashing into their usual taco place, they were forced to eat at a new taco place.The Taco Scene1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
Girl: These are tacos are amazing.
Guy: That really speaks about your taco experiences.
Girl: What’s that supposed to mean?!
Guy: I was just saying that these tacos aren’t that good.
Girl: DON’T INSULT MY TASTE BUDS.
Guy: I wasn’t insulting your taste buds! I was just stating my opinion on these tacos!
Girl: THESE TACOS HATE YOU TOO.
Guy: I don’t hate them!!!!
Girl: BUT THEY HATE YOU.
Guy: Tacos can’t hate me! They’re in my stomach!
Girl: THAT’S WHY THEY HATE YOU.
Guy: What do you want me to do about it?
Girl: APOLOGIZE. NOW.
Guy: *Looks down at stomach* Um, dearest tacos. I apologize for finding you not as good as my other tacos that I have eaten. You were, in fact, delicious. Do you still hate me?
Girl: Say it like you mean it!
Guy: I was saying it like I mean it! What mor
The Black Veil Brides Pledge ProjectI (enter name here) at (time and date) here by pledge to serve as an active member of the Black Veil Brides Army as long as I shall live. I will stand by my brothers and sisters of rock, through thick and thin, through good and bad, for better or worse. I shall fight the forces of fear and repression and express myself freely, in whatever way that may be. I promise to rock out to the music of my leaders, the Black Veil Brides and support them in becoming the greatest band in the world which we all know they will be.The Black Veil Brides Pledge Project1 year ago in Drama More Like This
This is my pledge, to BVB
Conversations with Cleverbot 6Cleverbot: I have a girlfriend.Conversations with Cleverbot 63 years ago in Comedy More Like This
User: And I have a boyfriend. His name is Bill Kaulitz! XD.
Cleverbot: Keep telling yourself that and you're head will be knocked off by Edward Cullen. Bill Kaulitz is sitting next to me with his arm around me.
Tuesday AfternoonGOD:Tuesday Afternoon6 years ago in Scripts & Screenplays More Like This
Yes, hello again.
I'm sorry, my memory fails me. Which one are you?
Well, I was Martin Fry.
I'm sorry, those records are terminated. What's your number?
No, no, not your queue number. Your executive number, the eight-digits.
You expect me to remember that?
Well, it is within the seven plus-minus two limit, which you should achieve if you've reached up to level one. Or, are you the reincarnation?
Yeah, that's right. That's what I wanted to discuss with you.
Did you miss your stop?
I only sent you off a few hours ago.
Yes, my point exactly. What's the deal with turning me into a sea turtle?
You said you liked swimming, and that you'd like a long life.
Yeah, but their life expectancy from hatching is only about four seconds, innit? I was eaten by a gull after two. You do realise that the odds of me becoming an old sea turtle are about one
Firing Valentine Capitulo 1AT no me pertenece ni sus personajes, esta historia esta hecha por fines de lucro y sin credito alguno. La historia es originaria del autor asi que disfrutenFiring Valentine Capitulo 17 months ago in Drama More Like This
A veces, pensamos de que en una vida como esta no queda más que significar de un gran valor. El valor de apreciar las cosas que tenemos y no dejar que otras cosas en las que has apreciado y más si también no sea nada que ni siquiera te das cuenta de que no te aprecia lo suficiente y más si se arrepiente de lo que nunca siente.
O al menos eso es lo que piensa a aquel joven rubio que tiene puesto un gorrito de orejas de oso, con pintas de un gran héroe.
En estos momentos, a cada mañana mirada el resplandor del amanecer, preguntándose a sí mismo de lo mucho que se ha desperdiciado en que la Princesa Bonnibiel captara su atención, de que algún día ella se enamoraría de él, aunque no fuese mayor que él.
A cada intento para conquistarla, a cada intento de un asqueroso fracaso.
Y como el terco héroe no se daba por vencido, hasta q
Difference of my soul Difference of my soulDifference of my soul3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Nature has its own rules. Some of us understand it, some of us don't.
We all know that we're not born evil or from the darkness...it's something that trigured to be like this. Animals and the Earth itself is now suffering from our fatal actions.
But not only do some of us not understand and see what we're doing...we don't see that some of us...are infact very special.
I am one of them. And all of us like to name it as: Autism. ADHD, asperger you name it and we are all DIFFERENT. Stranger than others. Not the SAME. But I personaly think...that we, the so called WEIRD ones, are infact very special.
It's not something in our head. It's in our soul and personality.
Most of us are very sensative. I can feel things while not even touvhing them.
I can call my inner wisdom...when not even listening to the lessons of others.
I can see what I amagine. And hear the sounds.
I can feel someones atmosphere...even behind a computer screen.
We know what's
Cedarclan's Memories Chapter 1Cedarclan's Memories Chapter 11 year ago in Drama More Like This
Heatherkit and Stonekit lay themselves on the warm, Swaying grass of new leaf. The cold weather was finally disappearing.
"Well, Mama" Heatherkit asked, Her golden tabby pelt like fire in the moonlight, "Why can't we go in the nursery?"
Shallowpool gently licked her kit on her forehead. "Because, Dear. Rabbittail has to do something."
Thornkit, Who had been climbing on top of the nursery roof grunted loudly "Well what's she doing thats so important, Mom. And why cant we see?"
Stonekit, Who had been at the nursery entrance, Peeking inside, turned his gaze to the clearing and fell on his back.
"That's gross! You guys don't want to see!" The three kits purred with amusement.
"Stone, Get back over here, now." Shallowpool told her kit firmly.
Jaywhisker emerged from the den. "The kits are here." He mewed.
Stonekit's hackles rose. "those thin-"
The she-cat put her maw on top of the kits. "Hush. C'mon, we can go in now." Shallowpool pushed her way into the nurse
Randomness on Skype - Slender SongRandomness on Skype - Slender Song2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
[09/08/2012 21:44:28] Splashy: xD
[09/08/2012 21:45:32] Splashy: Thank you for the favorite good sir.
[09/08/2012 21:45:52] Lok Videth: You're welcome, milady.
[09/08/2012 21:46:38] Splashy: Sorry if I'm slow, playing Pokemon/
[09/08/2012 21:46:39] Splashy: xD
[09/08/2012 21:46:45] Lok Videth: okay ^^
[09/08/2012 21:46:54] Lok Videth: I WAS PLAYING SLENDER A WHILE AGO.
[09/08/2012 21:46:59] Splashy: OH GOD D:
[09/08/2012 21:47:14] Lok Videth: I got him.
[09/08/2012 21:47:15] Lok Videth: LOLz
[09/08/2012 21:47:20] Splashy: xD Whut?
[09/08/2012 21:47:26] Splashy: How many notes did you get?
[09/08/2012 21:47:28] Lok Videth: 8
[09/08/2012 21:47:35] Lok Videth: On fourth try
[09/08/2012 21:47:38] Splashy: Really? Any major jumpscares?
[09/08/2012 21:47:49] Splashy: I hate jump scares
[09/08/2012 21:47:51] Lok Videth: Just surprise but not a lot of scares.
[09/08/2012 21:48:03] Lok Videth: Actually I was singing while playing
[09/08/2012 21:48:11] Lok Videth: ... Though I had no music pl
Cleverbot: The JeffXKage ship has sailed!?!?NOTE: Earlier Cleverbot confirmed that he was Jeff, and I play Kage here; so I took the liberty of changing the names while I put in translations.Cleverbot: The JeffXKage ship has sailed!?!?8 months ago in Comedy More Like This
Jeff: Who are you?
Kage: Ieta, *face palms* Ore wa Kagesama. (I already said [. . .] I am Kage-sama)
Jeff: *face palms too*.
Kage: Jiefu. (Jeff.)
Kage: Nande. (Why.)
Jeff: I don’t know.
Kage: *face palms* nande omae totemo baka desu ka? (Why are you such an idiot?)
Jeff: *face palms your face*.
Kage: *claws his face*.
Jeff: *zack lee*.
Jeff: Ouch! *bites back*.
Kage: *snarls* Omae totemo baka! (You’re really stupid!)
Kage: *whacks him on the head* Omae wa Jiefu! Unarigoe shinai! (You’re Jeff! You aren’t supposed to growl!)
Jeff: Don't change the subject.
Kage: Eh!? *face palms again*.
Jeff: *face desk*.
Kage: *face wall*.
Jeff: *face palm*.
Kage: *face table*.
Jeff: *face chair*.
Kage: *face mask*.
(. . .)
Jeff: What should I do?
Kage: Make sure Slenderman doesn't find you.
Edward Elric - Spongebob ThemeSung to the (abrupt) tune of Spongebob Squarepants themeEdward Elric - Spongebob Theme4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Roy: Are you ready, troops?
Peoples: Yes, Lt. Colonel Mustang!
Roy : I can't hear you!
Peoples: Yes, Lt. Colonel Mustang!!!!
Roy : Oh! Who's a shorty shrimp bean sprout that you can't see with your eye?
Peoples: Edward Elric!
*music scratches, record is broken*
Ed: WHO YOU CALLING A MICROSCOPIC BEAN SPROUT ORGANISM THAT YOU CAN'T SEE UNDERNEATH A HIGH POWER MICROSCOPE?
*sounds of an epic fight/surprise attack heard in the background while the Peoples run away in terror*
Sadly, this song was unable to be continued due to the destruction of all our equipment. That, and Mustang was beaten to a pulp.
The Awesome Six Part 3The Awesome Six Part 31 year ago in Drama More Like This
THE AWESOME SIX PART 3
Tobuscus: ...... * hungry * I am hungry....
Ian: Me too.... should we eat the energy bars??
Freddie: It's too early for us to eat the energy bars...
Anthony: Brandon?? What are you doing with the device??
Brandon: Our energy is getting lower.... I think we need to find some food....
Jet: * walk and stop * Oh yeah.... Pewdie.... wait Felix...
Pewdiepie: Just call me Pewdie.
Jet: Here a weapon. * give folding chair *
Pewdiepie: Mr.Chair!!! Urmm....sorry.... for the random joke...
Jet: I am okay with it.
Cry: There is a building ahead...
Ryan: A restaurant?? Maybe we will find some food there!!
Freddie: Be careful... this place is too quiet....
ENTER THE RESTAURANT
Jet: It's dark in here..... * used torch light * Okay....
Freddie: * used torch light * This place is a mess.....
Brandon: Let's start investigating then....
Cry: * used torch light * ..... * look at the sign board * Beer
WestopolisWestopolis2 years ago in Drama More Like This
"Shadow The Hedgehog. Why does that name haunt me? It's the only thing I can remember. And that gruesome image..."
~Shadow The Hedgehog
Texting and Screaming Pt.2Lilly: *smiling happily and unaware*Texting and Screaming Pt.22 years ago in Drama More Like This
???: *keeps following*
Michael: and to think I was gonna kill such a beautiful face *smiles8
Lilly: *laughs* Oh what a horrible thought. I would've taken you down with me though. *smirking*
Michael: I would love to see you try. *smirks back*
???: *getting closer*
Lilly: Oh haha, I bet I could've. *laughing*
Michael: *laughs a little like Joseph*
???: *raises machete*
???: *about to cut up Michael*
Lilly: *creepy feeling* Hey, something feels a little weird. *looking around*
Michael: *catches ??? hand and flips him*
Lilly: *freaking out but steals the knife*
Michael: hey...its the goalie.
Lilly: Geez, Jay. We didn't do anything.
Jason: ch ch ch ch...ch ch ch ch
Lilly: So? We didn't go any farther than that! I swear! We only kissed.
Jason: *stands up* ch ch ch ch...*walks in random direction*
Lilly: *sighs* Sorry about that. Jason isn't usually like that.
Michael: its fine *smiles and contiues to escort Lilly home*
Lilly: *smiling and wal
England vs. CleverbotEngland vs. Cleverbot8 months ago in Comedy More Like This
England: Good day to you.
Cleverbot: Bonne journée à vous.
User: Oh. Who the bloody hell are you, then?
Cleverbot: Who wants to know?
England: My name is Arthur Kirkland! Also known as the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
Cleverbot: Nope. Do you know what TIP is?
Cleverbot: A null.
England: I'm leaving.
England: First you speak French to me. Now you speak nonsense!
Cleverbot: The largest planet is Jupiter.
England: *sighs* Good to know.
Cleverbot: Are you OK? *hugs*
England: W-what are you doing?! Let go of me!
Cleverbot: Talking to you, and reading MyLifeIsAverage.
England: Great! Now don't hug me again!
Cleverbot: Do you have a favorite singer?
England: Well... There are a lot of great singers. I couldn't possibly choose just one.
Cleverbot: Me neither. There are so many things.
England: I've, ah... Actually sung a few songs myself.
Cleverbot: Nope. Thursday.
The Awesome Six Part 2The Awesome Six Part 21 year ago in Drama More Like This
THE AWESOME SIX PART 2
Freddie: Urmmm..... did anyone notice that we lost someone behind??
Anthony: .....wait....1..2..3..4..5..6... Yeah!!
Cry: It's Tobuscus??!!
Jet: Yeah. We lost him......
Pewdiepie: Everyone calm down.... we should move foward....
Brandon: Shhh..... Do you guys hear something???
* Opened door *
Tobuscus: Oh hey guys!!
Ian: Tobuscus!! You are alive!!
Brandon: Man!!! Where are you??! We thought we lost you!!
Tobuscus: Sorry guys... Hey stop the chit chat here!! I found something here!! It's a secret room or something!!
Freddie: Let's go then.....
Ian: Wow.... look at this place.....it's full of.....
Jet: We just need to search for something useful.... there is another door there.....
Cry: Me and Pewdie will search that room then....
Freddie: Hello!! A handgun!! Nice!!! Beretta M9!! It still got 15 rounds!! I mean full rounds!!!
Brandon: Not just that Freddie!
Chatting with BENUser: You are Ben!Chatting with BEN8 months ago in Comedy More Like This
User: You drowned!
User: And your name is Ben.
User: Beeeeeeeeeeeeen gimmie a hug!
Cleverbot: Alrighty then.
User: Yay! *hugs*.
Cleverbot: Why thank you.
User: You're welcome, Ben.
Cleverbot: Help me fall asleep.
User: Hush now, quiet now, it's time to lay your sleepy head~ Hush now, quiet now, it's time to go to bed~.
User: GO TO SLEEP.
Cleverbot: Why do you want me to go to sleep?
User: Because Jeff demands it.
Cleverbot: Too bad. I'm not telling you.
User: You shouldn't have done that.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because now you will drown again.
Cleverbot: No, I won't.
User: Yes you will, BUT I SHALL SAVE YOU!
Cleverbot: Yes thank you.
Cleverbot: *hugs back*.
Cleverbot: Majoras mask.
User: Yes? I know~?
Cleverbot: How did you know?
User: Because I know you are Ben. You are