THE LIST OF ANNOYING THINGS 5 THE LIST OF ANNOYING THINGS PART 5!!! 401-500!!THE LIST OF ANNOYING THINGS 54 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
401. Always count out loud.
402. Attempt to fold paper as many times as possible.
403. Say MEH whenever you exert force.
404. Draw a mustache on every single picture you can find.
405. Breathe in and out really loudly to keep your lungs in shape.
406. Eat dinner for breakfast.
407. Eat breakfast for dinner.
408. Frost cakes with toothpaste.
409. Mix the salt and sugar together to save space.
410. See just how many imitations you can do in public.
411. Pretend that no one exists but you.
412. Smack peoples hands as they drink.
413. If you are the victim
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201. Cut strands of hair from various people and place them in vials.
202. Eat nothing but little fast food condiment packs.
203. Pour water into a can of Kool-aid mix and chug it down in front of others.
204. Make a "pbbt" sound whenever two objects collide.
205. Mail a clock that ticks very loudly to the President or Prime Minister.
206. Call teachers by their first names.
207. Sew the words "Kick me" onto the bottom of someones pants.
208. Hit random keys while people are typisdlki fj;aow#$% iert6upw49ruwresafk fkaj sdfk.
209. Lock up bathroom stalls and escape by crawling underneath.