CleverbotCleverbot2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
User: How did you know?
Cleverbot: Because I live above a bridge.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 14, why?
Cleverbot: Just want to know.
User: TELL ME.
Cleverbot: Tell you what?
User: Damn it.
Cleverbot: Have I rumbled you'.
Cleverbot: Did you enjoy it?
Cleverbot: You just addmitted that you are mean...
User: Am not.
Cleverbot: Are too.
Cleverbot: No? Why not?
Cleverbot: Because why?
User: Just cause.
Cleverbot: Do you know what time it is?
Cleverbot: What time is it?
User: 6:20 p.m.
Cleverbot: No is not.
User: What time is it then?
Cleverbot: 12 pm.
User: Where are you?
User: Okay then.
Cleverbot: Do you know my name?
Cleverbot: No, It isn't.
User: STOP IT I'M ALWAYS RIGHT >:U.
Cleverbot: Hehe. *tickle toes*.
User: What the...
Cleverbot: Um... I assume you're about 19,
SRMTHFG-Family Guy momentsSRMTHFG-Family Guy moments 1 The Freakin FCC- NOVA:The side boob hour!?Thats it Sprx you left me no choice I called the FCC.SRMTHFG-Family Guy moments4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
SPRX: Oh yeah I know all about the FCC.*singing*They will clean up all your manner such as this.
OTTO:*singing* They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a piss.
CHIRO:*singing* And they'll make you call fellatio A trouser friendly kiss.
ALL THREE: It's a plain situation there's no negotiation.
SPRX: With the fellas at the freakin FCC.
OTTO: They're as stuffy as the stuffiest interest groups.
SPRX: Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops.
CHIRO: Any baby with a brain could tell them that "Everybody Poops".
ALL THREE: Take a tip take a lesson You'll never win by missing.
SPRX: With the fellas at the freakin FCC.And if you find yoursel
A Smoshy Adventure Chapter 1: A Magical IncidentChapter 1 A Magic incidentA Smoshy Adventure Chapter 1: A Magical Incident1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
Anthony Padilla was editing the latest video for their channel in the bathroom. No surprise. Just then, Ian Hecox, Anthony's best friend, barged into the bathroom without knocking, carrying a certain keyboard that everyone thought was gone for good. Anthony, startled seeing Ian there, stood up and using his laptop, covered his danger zone.
"God dammit Ian, what have I told you about walking in on people while their editing?!" He exclaimed angrily.
"I just thought maybe we could have some fun with thi-"
As Ian tried to show Anthony the magic keyboard in the most dramatic way possible, it flew out of his hands and landed into the toilet. It started to electrocute, lightning bolts going left and right, shocking both men. They looked as if they were fish out of water, their arms and bodies flopped around.
Then Everything exploded, and they blacked out...
Ian was the first one to wake after the little accident. With one of his arms, he pushed and propped hi
SRMTHFG-Family Guy moments2SRMTHFG-Family Guy moments 2SRMTHFG-Family Guy moments24 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Dinner with Jesus
NOVA:Wow Jesus crist at our dinner table heh I still cant get over it.
ANTAURI:I'm actually glad your all here tonight.I want to tell that one of you will betray me.
ANTAURI:Ah ha ha just kidding.
SPRX:AAHH hes doing that thing he did in the story book.
JIN-MAY:So Jesus finish that story you were telling us.
ANTAURIh alright alright.So there I was they just beaten me senseless,stuck thorns in my head,nailed me to a piece of wood,shoved a sponge full of vineger in my mouth and killed me.Then they put me in a hole with a rock in front of it for two whole days and come Sunday bam I rise from the dead.
SPRXkay thats sounds like a nutty weekend but I can top it.So me and Chiro and Otto are just wrecked on southern comfert right and we know were going to puke Otto just says hey we should go see chronicles of Ridick.Sat through the whole thing without puking then I get home when you know I lost my glasses.Eh Sprx one Jesus zero.
Sonadow - Paper, Scissors, RockSonic the Hedgehog was pissed and everyone knew why. He'd caught Amy cheating on him!! And no one wanted to kill her as badly as Shadow did right now. He loved Sonic more than anything and to have that little pink b**** break his heart was getting on his last nerves! Sonic knew that Shadow liked him, and he liked him back, but he was unsure at the time about the agreeing to the relationship, questioning if he was truly gay. So to solve the problem, Sonic started dating Amy. He had asked Shadow to give him some time to think about it and of course Shadow agreed, even though he didn't like it one bit.Sonadow - Paper, Scissors, Rock3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Sonic guessed having Amy as a girlfriend was alright, but she was just too loud and clingy. Only to find out, after two months into their relationship, Amy had went behind his back and cheated on him!! Sonic was in a way relieved, but he was too mad to admit it. No one breaks Sonic the Hedgehog's heart!!
So, Shadow managed to get his crush to go to Club Rouge with him to get it off his mind
No habia notado que te veias SEXYEra un día normal y muy caluroso en el parque, Skips arreglaba la podadora que Mordecai y´Rigby habían descompuesto, Musculoso comía en "El Reino de las Alitas" junto con fantasmano, Papaleta hacia una extraña pintura y Benson le estaba gritando a Mordecai y Rigby por estar flojeando en lugar de hacer su trabajo...No habia notado que te veias SEXY1 year ago in Drama More Like This
B.- ¡NO ES POSIBLE,HACE UNA HORA LES DIJE QUE LAVARAN EL CARRITO Y NO LO HAN HECHO?!?!
M.- Pero Benson no encontramos las esponjas.
R.- Si y aparte ya no hay jabón-
B.- * abrió la boca pero antes de que pudiera decir algo se puso a pensar* Esta bien creo que esta vez me equivoque yo, tengan *dijo sacando un billete y dándoselos* Vayan a la tienda por unas esponjas y jabón , PERO DESPUÉS TIENEN QUE PONERSE A TRABAR O LOS DESPIDO *con su cara roja y su típico tono de enojo*.
M Y R.- Esta bien *dijeron un poco fastidiados*
Pero Benson se había ido antes de que lo notaran
Count Bleck's Villainous Guide commericalBleck: HEY IDIOT. YES,YOU. IDIOT. Are you tired of being a lonely loser?Count Bleck's Villainous Guide commerical2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
O'Chunks: *cosplaying as you* Yes.
Bleck: Then get 'Count Bleck's Villainous Guide'!
Mimi: *holding up the book* My arms are tired…
Bleck: NOBODY CARES. Now,this guide is very important,so pay attention! ….Pay attention. I don't care if you already are paying attention,you idiot,PAY ATTENTION! *ahem* The guide helps you become a master-mind of all villains! Not just us troops,listen to these comments from other villains from everywhere!
Mr. L: This was a bad idea,WHOEVER BUYS THIS GUIDE IS A LONELY LITTLE-
Mr. L: *smiles* Hi,I'm Mr. L. Obviously a genius at making robots,of course! This guide helped me with making Brobot better than ever.
Dimentio: *reading script* I,Dimentio,love this guide…yeah. And..um…I like to smell people! Wait…I LIKE TO SMELL PEOPLE?!
Mr. L: *laughing*
Dimentio: Oh,you're done for you little twerp! *runs after Mr. L* I'LL KILL YOOOOUU
What Creepypasta Are You Blank MemeSlendermanWhat Creepypasta Are You Blank Meme1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
() You are thin and or tall
() You like/wear suits
() You constantly feel that you're surrounded by idiots
() You're pale
() You enjoy the forest
() You follow people
() You enjoy having authority
() You like to mess with people. As in, picking up and throwing people (if you can't, then you would if you could)
() You have one or more people who you're the boss of
() You enjoy being alone
Jeff the Killer
() You prefer a knife for a weapon
() Rabid fans scare the hell out of you
() You're vain
() You're insane
() You enjoy fighting
() You're arrogant
() You enjoy looking at yourself in the mirror
() You often find you can't catch a break
() You enjoy being up/out at night
() You get paranoid about things
() You favor certain types of meat products (liver, leg, ribs, etc)
() You're good with a scalpel
() You're good at sneaking around
() You often wear dark clothing
() Blood doesn't
TSP - Charlie's Unicorn AdventureTSP - Charlie's Unicorn Adventure3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Note: This story is designed to be read in the form of a script. It contains naughty language, unicorn ponies, as well as a surprisingly tolerable original character that isn't mine (it belongs to my friend Molly).
Lily Flip and River Splash are my names for the two unnamed unicorns in the "Charlie the Unicorn" series of videos on YouTube. For comedic purposes, they are to be rendered in a style similar to "My Little Pony". This is a fanfic of a fanfic series, and is therfore does not belong to any sort of cannon..."Thrannon" or otherwise. Enjoy!
TSP - Charlie's Unicorn Adventure!
A shot outside the Marsh's residence, night. Cut to Shelly's room as the camera focuses in on Charlie's bed. Both girls are fast asleep. A brief flash of white light can be seen from the left of frame, the faint sounds of hooves on the floor and giggling can be heard. A pair of pink hooves can be seen trying to rouse Charlie awake. She groans and turns over in the bed.
Lily Flip: C
A Canterlot Wedding: The Secret Ending - ScriptA Canterlot Wedding: The Secret Ending - Script3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic - A Canterlot Wedding: The Secret Ending"
>>Princess Cadance: You won't get away with this, Chrysalis! Twilight and her friends will...
>>Queen Chrysalis: You were saying? You do realize the reception's been cancelled, don't you? Go! Feed!
It's funny, really, Twilight here was suspicious of my behavior all along. Too bad the rest of you were too caught up in your wedding planning to realize those suspicions were correct.
>>Applejack: We're so sorry, Twilight. We should've listened to you. We were too careless.
>>Twilight Sparkle: It's not your fault. She fooled everypony.
>>Queen Chrysalis: Hmm, I did, didn't I?
[Singing] This day has been just perfect
The kind of day of which I've dreamed since I was small
Everypony I'll soon control
Every stallion, mare and foal
Who says a girl can't really
SRMTHFG:Family Guy moments 3SRMTHFG:Family Guy moments 3 featuring me BLAEZ-88SRMTHFG:Family Guy moments 34 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Sprx VS SPARKS
GIBSON:Jin-may can you take this and pass it down?
JIN-MAY:*takes the fliers takes one then passes it back*
NOVA:Gibson what is this?
GIBSON:It's a animal rights paper.See I thought I'd start locally and then try to merge with all of the larger groups.
NOVAh thats a great idea Gibson.Maybe you can join SPARKS.
SPRX:Join me for what?
NOVA:No SPARKS the organization.
NOVA:SPARKS is a acronym Sprx.
SPRX:No I'm not I'm catholic.
OTTO:Are we really doing this?
NOVA:No Sprx I'm just saying maybe if this meeting goes well Gibson could be part of a SPARKS rally.
SPRX:Somebody is having a rally for me now?
NOVA:No for SPARKS.
SPRX:THATS ME I'M SPRX!
NOVA:I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU SPRX I'M TALKING ABOUT SPARKS!
SPRX:Somebody better have something to say to me pretty damn soon.Or I'm gonna have something to say to them.I am very busy!
Quotes Out of Context II"I'm either a cartoonist or a Russian general. Or a mix of the two."Quotes Out of Context II2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
"god I love those boundaries. really free things up."
"We were bros, but then he was a rapist. It was highly entertaining."
"Jeff the Killer: a perfect example of how a poorly photoshopped image and a crappily-written creepypasta can become one hell of a bro-tier fandom."
"The words 'no work shown' smell like hot dogs."
"My gore folder's 'suicides' subfolder is lacking as fuck."
"I don't even know, man, but I have folders and folders of rule 34 of things I've never even played/watched/read."
"I want to go to the zoo. Why can't we go to the zoo? Is it because we're poor?"
"I am a nuclear power plant."
"I just realized that me and this bro who killed a lot of people have the same face. I'll call him 'my school-shooting twin.'"
"THE GOOSE IS ON THE LOOSE"
"The Pope Next Door I: Hermaphroditic Orphanage."
"Then, I delved further into the depths of an unspeakably retarded blog, and found some fantastic things. basic
the ultimate teamwork, part 1the ultimate teamwork, part 13 years ago in Comedy More Like This
the ultimate teamwork, part 1
in some part of a galaxy, in what looked like a collusium, there was a man sitting on what looked like a throne in a gaint room with a fountain in it. "why is this so boring," a man said, "i have more power than gods, but i cant do anything good with it." the man then springed out of his chair, "thats it!" he said with enjoyment, "i can use mortels from the multiverse with grand power and make them do challenges for my enjoyment!" he said happily, "my fountain, show me three grand mortals from any worlds" he than shot a beam at the fountain that started spining, and after a couple of seconds the fountain spitted out three bubbles that held three different universes in them."so lets see the first one now."
the first bubble appeared in front of him and showed two plumbers fighting a gaint monster, one in red and one in green, and than the one in red took out what resembled stars and handed one to the other. "ready bro?" the red one said "ready" t
Spirits The only sounds are the crunch of stones, twigs and leaves beneath my feet barely audible over the sound of my labored heavy breathing. The rapid pound of my pulse thick in my ears. Its dark, still though the faint purple predawn light graces the sky, I pause no longer able to run, my breath exploding in white puffs of vapor that slowly dissipates into nothingness. Leaning forward, my hands on my knees I breath. Sweat beads along my forehead, limbs caressed by the soft cold touch of the phantom wind forcing waves of bristled goose bump's to rise and prickle my skin. I shiver and begin to walk again. Lost.Spirits6 months ago in Drama More Like This
How long has it been? Didn't I just see it? I wonder silently weaving between tall trees. I stumble my feet sliding on loose pebbles causing them to shift and fly, cascading downhill catching me in their wake. I tumble head over heels rolling quickly ruthlessly struck by rocks and thrashed with twigs as I fall dizzyingly deeper in
MLP Season Four Hopes and Beyond Part Eight- In continuing with some more ideas for MLP’s future, I began thinking about Applejack’s character again. I had already put together one idea that could give her some character growth, particularly in her relationship with Applebloom. And I really think episodes that focus on her family relations are the strongest for Applejack’s character. But at the same time, Applejack has been having difficulty getting some memorable episodes to her name. I really enjoy her character, and I look forward to seeing more of her. But I realize that she needs something added to her stories in order give her more opportunities to develop. Some new weakness that she would need to struggle with that also wouldn’t take away any part of what makes her so likeable.MLP Season Four Hopes and Beyond Part Eight1 year ago in Drama More Like This
- We all know just how strong the Apple Family bond is. We’ve seen several episodes that have shown them working together, playing together, and bonding together. So I began to wonder…What if we had a s