First Boyfriend chp 1 CHAP1 YAOI!!!! WARNING!First Boyfriend chp 13 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Crunch. Crunch. Crunch.
Crunch. Crunch. Crunch.
Crunch. Crunch. Crunch.
I love the sound of grass crunching beneath my feet when I walk, It's something I can focus on and listen to walking home humming. But tonight it was a little different...It was so embarrassing I cant even write about it without blushing madly, even though it was hardly anything, and I should just forget about it. Wait! I'm avoiding the point! Oh well here it goes... When I was walking home (it was about 10 pm, I was coming home from a bookstore, I had to have my fill on gay word porno) and nothin odd, every now and then a couple teen huddled up smokin, a car or motorcycle, maybe a barking dog or two, but nothin weird like I said.
Saix and Demyx Day-OffSaix: (On his desk writing the daily report until the the walls shakes and stuff fell on top of him) Dammit! Can't a guy get some work done here!!! (He bash open the next door to find Demyx rock'n out with the stereo on full blast)Saix and Demyx Day-Off2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Demyx: (Playing with his air guitar and rocking)
Saix: Demyx!....(the music was too loud for his voice to get through) Demyx!!!!!
Demyx: (Look up to see Saix at the doorway) Hey puppy!!!!!
Saix: Turn down that music. It's too loud!!!
Saix: The music is too loud!!!!
Demyx: I can't hear you!!!! The music is too loud!!
Saix: Turn it (Demyx lower the music) down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Demyx: You don't have to scream.
Saix: Dem-dem. You know the rule...
Demyx: (Puppy eyes) C'mon. I really really want to hear this concert.
Saix: I don't care. I need to work.
InterviewInterviewer-"Do you love writing? Do you want to be a writer when you grow up?"Interview3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
"I love writing! I am like, obsessed with writing! It's so much fun! People are always concerned I write to much so I just say, "When the world gives me something interesting, I'll do it!" of course they never believe me.
Interviewer-"What's your thinking when you write?"
"I was writing this one story and I'm like, "MMM? What can I do with a train? Oh I know, CRASH IT!" Of course some people disrove of me IMEDIATLY crashing it. They're all like, "Why waste a perfectly good train?" And I'm like, "Because I wanna blow shit up!""This is probably why Amtrak never let's me ride......."
Interviewer-"Do you love scaring people?"
"I love scaring people with inanimate objects like Dolls, and Mirrors, and Shadows. It's just so much fun when people respond with these paranoid comments! Of course the doll when backfired. I sleep with a very ungrateful looking one every night......."
Interviewer-"Do you write with someo
Morning Conversation at the TableXigbar: (Staring at Roxas) Gee~Morning Conversation at the Table3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Roxas: Um? Xigbar? What are you doing?
Xigbar: (Still staring) I'm mentally raping you with my mind.
Roxas: Uh? Axel? A little help....
Axel: (Staring at Roxas then his nose starts to bled)
Roxas: KNOCK IT OFF YOU GUYS!!!!!
Xaldin: (Sipping some coffee) They can't help it. You're the only girl in the Organization.
Roxas: I'M NOT A GIRL!!!!
Xigbar: Are you sure?
Roxas: WHAT ABOUT LARXENE?!?
Axel: Larx don't count.
Roxas: What do you mean?
Axel: (Putting his arm around Roxas) Have you tried to take her clothes off?
Roxas: Umm no?
Luxord: (Walks in croutches) You're lucky. (Then walks out)
Roxas: What about Xion?
Axel: The new one.
Xigbar: Poppet? (Turn his head to Xion) Hey poppet! Are you a girl?
Xion: (Sulking in the corner in despair taking to h
Walking To WorkI walked to work today, through the rain and cold. My bus was late from the station and my friend wasn't answering their phone. I thought of ways I could punish my friend for turning off their phone: "Maybe I can put some cat hair in his bed?" Jack was severly allergic to cats. "Just what he desreved for making me ruin these pants." Fuckin Jack. Fuckin Rain. Fuckin cats. "No, thats unfare to cats. I'm sorry cats." I muttered to myself. Sorry Cats.Walking To Work3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Hetalia: A Russian Quote from Ep.9Hetalia: A Russian Quote from Ep.93 years ago in Comedy More Like This
"Hey Russia, you smiled while doing that meeting even though it was just yelling. How do you stay so calm?"
"What? Its easy
I like to listen to all the loud noises you make together. I grew up very different, my home is very large and very cold and people hate each other quietly. So noise foolishness is funny to me.
My only friend growing up was a Yack."
"Ah, that's right. You're emotions where burred by soul crushing weather and a totalitarian state."
"True, but soon I will probably get to say goodbye to everyone."
"It make me pleasure smile to think how they will all be destroyed by my overwhelming power! >: D"
DiseasedWhen I was fifteen I told my parents I was gay. They told me that I was wrong, that I was just young and confused. When I was seventeen I brought home my first boyfriend, they believed me then. That night they sent me to a strait camp, they told me that they could cure me of my disease there, they also told me that if I wasn’t cured that I couldn’t go “home” as they called it. I met my first love there, he had an amazing smile that made my heart throb and his eyes could have lit up the night sky. He was my first love…. He was also my straight coach. I tried to keep my distance at first, tried to avoid his glances, and it worked for a while…. But only for a while. He never refused my advances, never told me that it was wrong that I would want to be with him. If I had known why he was acting this way then I never would have approached him, but how could I have? I was young and naïve…. and he knew that. When I told the cops what he had donDiseased2 years ago in Drama More Like This