THE BLOWTHE BLOW2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Summary: Naruto is fed up with his work-a-holic boyfriend, Sasuke. Ever since they moved in together he’s never home. Naruto decides to take matters into his own hands.
Note: Contains acts of self-harm.
The Uchiha walked in through the door of his suburban home. It was 11.p.m.
The lights were out throughout the entire house. He assumed that Naruto was already in bed.
Dropping his briefcase on the foot of the stairs, he walked into the dark kitchen. He flipped the light switch on and saw Naruto standing over the sink.
“Naruto, you’re awake.” He pointed out.
“What time is it?” Naruto asked his back to his boyfriend.
“What time is it Uchiha?” his voice was venomous.
“It’s 11.” Sasuke responded.
Naruto turned to him. He carried a sharp chopping knife in his right hand.
“You’re late.” The blonde cut more skin on his left wrist. He hissed at th
Esteemed - RecoveryEsteemed - Recovery2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
A/N: This chapter (the fifth written for Esteemed) takes place the day after chapter 1, 'Afraid Not.' The narrative points this out, but I figured I'd mention it here, just in case.
-128 ASC; Summer-
-Toph's age: 40-
-Lin's age: 8-
"-...om? ...ke p...Mom...C'm...up!"
"Nngh...?" Toph was slowly waking up to the sound of a familiar voice, her muscles sore and achy. There was a repeated pressure against her abdomen. Ouch. Ouch. Owwwww, what-?
"It's late, Mom! You shouldn't sleep all day."
As Toph pulled herself up from her mattress, her head was thrown into a state of dizziness as it pounded with pain. Damnit, she was hung over, for sure.
"Lin...?" Toph mumbled, pushing messy hair strands from her lips with a 'Puh!'
"Come on, get up."
Toph was still gaining her senses to the world around her. She nudged her sheet off, exposing her bare shins and arms to the air arou
BEN drowned x Reader, Part 4BEN's P.O.V.*************BEN drowned x Reader, Part 42 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I guess I fell "asleep" because it felt like a few hours had passed when (y/n) started shaking me awake.
"BEN, you ass. I've been asking you what music you liked for the past ten minutes. Crown the Empire just won't keep you awake, haha."
I sat up and rubbed my eyes, they started to burn a little from the sudden irritation.
She again asked what music I liked, so, being "one with the technology" and all, I mentally typed in my song to the computer.
Full volume? Of course.
I listened to the heavy intro as it played, lids still weighted with sleep, brain cloaked in daze.
"Who the fuck are you, who the fuck do you think you are? You betrayed me this whole fucking time!"
'I love this song..' I thought. Mouthing along the words as it continued.
"I'm the badest motherfucker in the building so remember when it's time for me to get my revenge!"
Very generic. Swearing constantly, bullshit friendship, vengeance, the works.
"I will find your fucking bitch, and fuck her, r
wanderingsorry to leave so soonwandering2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I know, such a short notice
but you see, i’ve gone wandering
because i’ve found the world is too big
not to explore far and wide
i’ve found that life is too short
to wait for the world to come to me
please don’t misinterpret my leaving
i love you dearly, this you should know
but my fault is i’m an intrepid young nomad
this you’ve come to know all too well
i imagine i’ll come back for you
on some brilliant summer’s day
when the light is just fading
and you’re finishing the dishes
even though it was supposed to be my night
you long ago stitched
this note into your heart
so when you hear footsteps on the porch
your heart leaps
and you find yourself thinking childish thoughts
but you’re becoming less eager
and losing all hope in my return
perhaps I had found another woman
another place that was better than ours
another country that was better than here
these fears and doubts damper your heart
and trample the
Carried away-Colonist!AmericaxIndian!Reader part 6Carried away-Colonist!AmericaxIndian!Reader part 62 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
After a night full of bumping on a horses back you were more than happy to get down. The creep who'd grabbed you was now busying himself tying your hands together.
You hadn't gotten the opportunity to survey the group of men who had captured you yet, so you took the opportunity now. It looked to be around thirty enemy men. They had mostly just stolen goods, but every here and there you see someone with a fresh scalp tied to his horse. Those made you shudder, and hope that it did not belong to someone you knew.
The man holding you suddenly shouted something at you and jerked you around. Apparently, he didn't want you to look around. You took to examining a small rock a little in front and to the side of your right foot.
Presently, the little brake was over and the journey started again. This time though, it was much slower, and you were walking. Not freely of course. Your hands were tied together and to the horses' leg. If you fell to far behind you'd be jerked around horri
Late AgainLate Again3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Jerry was the typical average high school student. He made decent grades just enough to get him through and had some friends. But Jerry had a problem, he would always be late to school. So much that the kids and students even nicknamed him for it. He had been so late he nearly had to repeat a grade for it. But one day, it would be his last time being late.
"Oh jeez why am I always late?" Jerry asked himself racing up into the school. He turned the hallway and raced into his class. The teacher obviously saw him when he came in and handed him a pink slip.
"Here you go, late as usual." She said while Jerry slumped into his desk.
The school day went by fast as Jerry looked at the pink slip. It was from the principal. He was to come to her office directly after school. Which is when he heard the bell ring and the kids head out for home, except him.
"Oh jeez, why me. I'm a good person. Sometimes." He joked to himself making his way down the now empty hallway. "Seems like everyone left in a h
Little Known Facts of HetaliaLittle Known Facts of HetaliaLittle Known Facts of Hetalia5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
By: The AWESOME Prussia!
Germany- Has a piercing fetish
Austria- The beauty mark is fake
Canada- Has anger management issues
Switzerland- Used to play with dolls
England- Likes roses
Sealand- Doesn't like boats
Turkey- Prefers chicken
Greece- Used to own a dog
Egypt- Likes sand-bathing
France- Drinks beer
Russia- Doesn't like yellow
Lichtenstein- Likes dressing boys up
Poland- Does in fact sew
Ukraine- Hates South Korea
Hungary- Uses cast iron, not steel
Denmark- Has reading glasses
Finland- Likes Valentines Day more
Spain- Likes other vegetables
Romano- Likes Flamenco dresses
Italy- Cooks wurst into his pasta
Estonia- Enjoys camping
South Korea- Likes IT better
Latvia- Is always cold
Lithuania- Likes blonde hair
Sweden- Does knitting
USA- Hides inside his refrigerator
Japan- Has action figures of Godzilla under his mattress
China- Has breasts
Belarus- Has a maids outfit that isn't hers
Hong Kong- Likes the desert
Cuba- Likes ice-cream more than his joints
Embrace Reality (Reiner Braun x Reader)Embrace Reality (Reiner Braun x Reader)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Things never go the way they're supposed to. There's always one flaw , one slip up that can change a future.
The one ripple in Reiner's plan was believing that he could actually love someone without consequences.
Such a vile creature like himself didn't deserve the affection you had given him. The angel like kisses, the warm embraces. He didn't deserve any of it.
Though he didn't have to worry about it any longer. You were gone. One slip on your part , one ounce of fear in your heart and you were devoured. Right before his eyes.
He didn't want to believe it. Even though he had seen it happen, he refused to acknowledge the fact that such a caring person like you was snuffed out of the world.
He had locked himself up at first. Not showing any signs of emotion because of your death.
Though the absence of you slowly started to show.
He had no one to hold anymore. No one to tell sweet nothings to him.
Then he started to forget your voice. Your beautiful laughter that carried out through the
Sexy Ben and Jeff the Killer kill Justin BieberSo, I was over at Jeff the Killer's house to bother him about some fan art, when that time of day came. Time for Jeffy to go and kill.Sexy Ben and Jeff the Killer kill Justin Bieber3 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
Me, hating Justin Bieber hoped it'd be Justin Bieber as the one to die, as I set out the photographs of people I hate, Barney the Dinosaur no longer in the circle as Jeff and I killed him.
Jeff placed his knife in the centre of the circle and spun it. Sure enough, as I wanted, the knife blade's tip landed on the photo of Justin Bieber.
We ran off, him with his knife, and myself with the weapon of a titanium baseball bat.
An hour later we were at Justin Bieber's hotel room. He was in the bathroom, primping himself and singing like the little sissy girl he REALLY probably was.
I approached Justin Bieber and as he scaredly turned around I said to him, "I am BEN! Everytime you turned off your Wii, a part of me escaped, now you are the game I play!"
Jeff came in to the bathroom and locked the door. Justin Bieber was trapped now.
First we tied him up in the s
Being AgenderI'm a ne. I'm not a he.Being Agender5 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
But I would prefer he over she.
My gender is not your assumption, you see?
I have no gender identity.
I don't see why these people base
My gender on my clothes or face.
I have as much right as you to be
As free as I want, to do as I please.
Lipstick, makeup, boxers, and tees.
None of these have genders to me.
Just pieces of fabric of pieces of clothes.
How can you base gender on wearing those?
It makes no sense that some will say,
"If you wear this, then you are gay."
I hate school tests that say "Gender"
Or bathrooms clearly written for "her".
I'll give my all. I'll try my best.
But don't think I will like your tests.
You cannot put me in a box.
I'm agender because it rocks.
So many pronouns that don't relate
To how my feelings correlate
To life, to friends, to family, to love.
I feel like I should be a dove
So I could fly off to a place
Where no one hates you for your face.
I love being me, though some may say
That Hell waits for me, so I should pray
Escaping Narcissusii.Escaping Narcissus2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
there are no explanations, none worthy
of your contortionist spine and
sky-hungry hands, no sorrow;
this is the happy song for the happy people:
raise your paper heart to the heavens
[I wish god would take pity on me
and flood the abomination right out of my
skin, drown the impure, start new
with a dove that doesn’t know
in my head,
I’ve already left you a thousand times over.
sometimes, I wander through the streets and
idolize the living like a curious phantom
with a nonexistent pulse; sometimes, I run
desperate to the woods that seem
to breathe and mourn, where the trees
resemble bodies of people weaker than me,
and sometimes, I fly away because it turns out
the needles nestling beneath my skin
were feathers, waiting to cry out, and
I watch as your shadow dissolves
into the unsympathetic
but every time,
I come back, crawl into our weary bedsheets,
and number off your breaths until I fall
Sakura Chapter 21Sakura Chapter 212 years ago in Romance More Like This
Snow began to gently fall outside the Hyuga estate as I stood next the Sai as he was dressed in a black tuxedo with his hair combed over. He looked dashing, but I wasn't very interested in him very much. I only ran into him on the way as he was wondering on a present for Hinata. "It seems like my present won't mean anything." I looked at him.
"Why do you say that?" I looked at him as we walked up the Hyuga estate main gate doors to see a man with long brown hair walk swiftly through the snow to allow us entrance. Sai pulled out a small box and inside was a bracelet with a Uzumaki symbol made of clay.
"Well I had it made out of cardboard and tied to a ribbon at the Item shop and then now that I look at the estate." I smiled and shook my head.
"Sai, Hinata will love it because it has something to make her think of Naruto." Sai looked at me as we removed our shoes and coats as my long pink hair fell over my shoulders. It has been two years since I last sliced it all off,
Is it a sickness? - ProtonConroy MpregIs it a sickness? - ProtonConroy Mpreg2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
This fanFICTION contains shipping with real people and Mpreg (Male pregnancy)
Readers digression is advised.
There's those things in life that change your life drastically, for the better or for the worse, like upping or downsizing a size of clothing and you have to buy clothes that actually fit you again to having to change your life for yourself, or for another person, one or the other...
One little thing you do has a huge effect in life someway or another.
I had to learn that the hard way.
I never knew I'd find the perfect mate for me that was everything I wanted to have in a partner.
A caring person, someone who keeps me up when I'm down.
Someone who will actually know what i'm talking about when I'm talking geeky, as usua
BEN drowned x Reader, Part 1Your P.O.V.********************BEN drowned x Reader, Part 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
You walked into your front door, and immediately went to your room. Another shitty day at school. You were glad it was Friday, and you could spend your whole weekend talking to your friend. Okay, maybe not a real friend, but the closest you had.
Turning on your laptop, you went right to cleverbot.com.
Your friend. The only thing that would actually talk to you for as long as you liked. You'd been doing this daily routine since last year, and cleverbot even knew you now. It remembered your name, asked about your day, how you wered oing, and so on and so forth.
You liked to pretend it was a real person sometimes and vented out to it, knowing it would give you an actual response.
User: Hey there
Cleverbot: Hey, good to see you!
User: How was your day?
Cleverbot: Same old, same old. You?
User: No better than usual, really. The school jock tripped me again, his friend took my lunch, you know how it goes.
Cleverbot: I really hate those guys. I wish I were w
A Realistic Logical Ideologist - English LyricsA Realistic Logical IdeologistA Realistic Logical Ideologist - English Lyrics3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
This morning's news mislead me again,
Having a bold title, and important matters and weapons,
And complex sounding words all side by side, so,
"Are you an idiot?" Well, why don't you just use simple words?
Using theories and tired excuses as a cover,
Your voice won't reach me.
From the time I said bye yesterday, to the very beginning of today,
Is it papa or mama standing at the top?
I, being stupid, turned my back to it.
As though sleeping, the boy uses his phone to find a place he can go.
Somehow it seems that this is not where I belong.
This idiot reflected in the mirror; who is she really?
With this logic, shaken universe,
Jealousy in this undermined, broken heart,
Yes, even I am always trying my best, so,
Shut up, mind your own business.
Society has just one main rule;
You must conform.
Once again, they make fun of me, sneering in a patronizing way.
Everyone is an enemy, firing rapidly at me,
Do I look stupid?
"Are you an idiot?" Well
.vesta..vesta5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
It is time. We feel the pull of summer along our spines
as we head into hibernation. Bed is short respite for our leaden limbs,
our singed hair. The air aches with the wait of it, where the embers
click and sing like crickets. Snippets of sound from the underground.
"This," someone says, wide-eyed with awe, "is what the insides
of the earth look like" - the world beneath, struck through with
dragons' teeth, pocked with open sores. The slit smile of the crater
in a slack jaw. Our scarred skies are littered with lights, many
mechanical suns spun into the ceiling, glinting like electric sequins.
And in the middle of it all, where our tracks meet, lies Vesta,
incomplete. The heat seeps from her as she speaks neat,
untranslatable lines of words, tapped out as if on a bell.
She's a shell and she knows it, tied heart to hearth. She hears
the earth and extracts, repeats an exact echo. Sometimes
she's nearly crushed by the rush of words, spilling into the air
like prayers, but by now we know
AsexualityI am not in denial.Asexuality4 years ago in Emotional More Like This
I am not a secret lesbian/gay.
I am not afraid of sex.
I am not a prude.
I am not a religios freak.
I am not hiding.
I am not constantly pleasuring myself.
I am not depressed.
I am not crazy.
I am not a freak.
I am not dead.
I do not have a creepy fetish.
I am not the result of a traumatic past.
I have not been raped.
I do not hate people.
I do give hugs/kisses.
I am not playing hard to get.
I am not looking for attention.
I am just not interested.
I am human.
I am asexual.
Dark Nova Technology FAQDark Nova Technology FAQ4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Dark Nova Technology FAQ
Q: What kind of engines are used in Dark Nova? What about FTL?
A: Engines break down into two types, main engines for sub-light speeds and jump engines for FTL. The most common type of main engine in the Terran sphere is the gravitic drive. This is a cutting-edge gravity-manipulation engine that is only theoretical today in the early 21st century. It serves three simultaneous purposes- allowing for phenomenal acceleration and maneuverability, creating an inertial-dampening field through the gravitic bubble it creates around the vessel (in other words, the ship may be accelerating at 1.25 AU per hour, but within the bubble velocity is unchanged, and thus the crew are not turned into a molecular smear on the rear bulkhead from acceleration G-forces), and it creates the AG fields that allow the vessel to float above the ground AND create artificial gravity inside. Gravitic technology was- in the history of the setting- one of the Big Three breakthr
BEN drowned x Reader, Part 3Your P.O.V.****************BEN drowned x Reader, Part 32 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
You woke up only a few hours later, a Saturday morning sun shimmered lazily through your curtains. Your eyes popped open, remembering all that had happened last night.
Had it been a dream? You pushed yourself up from your bed and hopped out with surprising speed, surprising to yourself at least, given you'd just waken up.
Shifting the blankets around, you found what you were looking for.
A small carving of Majora's Mask lay in the sheets, and upon picking it up, what felt like small electric charges raced through your fingertips and up your arm.
You smiled and turned to your laptop, seeing it still open. You faced your mirror and decided to take a quick shower, nothing to really worry about. Maybe just wash your hair, face, the usual, hop out, and pay BEN a visit.
And after doing just that, minus the visit, you put on your favorite outfit.
You wanted to look and feel your best when you woke him up. A giddy five year old smile found its home on your face.
PromiseHe sends her a note, requesting her presence in the castle gardens. This is not unusual; they have met here many times. It is her favorite spot in the world.She meets him under the brilliant light of the full moon, knowing full well this may be the last time she ever sees him, and does her best to etch him into her memoryhis light hair appearing silver in the moon's light; how his deep blue eyes seem to glow in the darkness. He too is trying to memorize her, the way her beautiful eyes hold her love for him, even despite the sadness threatening to overcome. It is again a time of war, and as acting General of the army she knows he must leave her. She is so proud of him, for all he has accomplished. So proud, but so frightened for him.They sit together on a bench amongst the flowers, his arm wrapped around her slightly trembling shoulders as she rests her head in the crook of his warm neck. They sit there fPromise4 years ago in Romance More Like This
Romeo and Juliet ParallelsRomeo and Juliet ParallelsRomeo and Juliet Parallels5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Pairing: implied Stella/Noctis
Author Notes: A very short drabble I found from my beta while going through my emails. Losely based off from lurking on a forum on speculations on Stella and Noctis relationship
Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy Versus
When he was fifteen he was forced to read a famous Shakespearean play called Romeo and Juliet.
Two star-crossed lovers, torn apart by fate and family.
But now he couldn't help but relate his life to the tragic play that he dimly recalled hating, and yet one could say that he was Romeo in this modern day tale, whilst the beautiful blonde he met months ago at a formal party was Juliet.
Sure, they didn't exchange poetic words to each other whenever they met; for the most part when they did meet it was strictly for business, to fight, usually with great hesitation from both parties.
He knew that there was a friendship between the two of them, and he could admit that he was probably more than ope
The Women's RulesRule #1: Never admit defeat.The Women's Rules7 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
Rule #1.2: You are never wrong, there are simply times when you're not right.
Rule #1.3: Even if you're not right, everyone else is still wrong.
Rule #2: Being a bitch is a GOOD thing, no matter what any other stupid bitch says.
Rule #3: If only you laugh, it's still funny.
Rule #3.2: If only someone else laughs, it's just stupid.
Rule #4: I like eggs.
Rule #5: If someone says something you don't like, you have every right to spork their eyes out.
Rule #5.2: If you say something someone else doesn't like, tough shit for them.
Rule #6: If a hot guy stares at you it's okay.
Rule #6.2: If a hot guy stares at someone else it's rude.
Rule #7: You have every right to grab someone's ass, as long as their face doesn't resemble one.
Rule #8: You are never out of shape. Round is a shape, too!
Rule #9: A whore is worse than a slut. A slut is worse than a bitch. A bitch rules all.
Rule #10: If someone should compliment you, they are always secretly saying something mea
AoT: The Date (Reiner x Reader) Part 1This is the sequel to AoT: Pajamas and Dresses (Reiner x Reader), which you can read here:AoT: The Date (Reiner x Reader) Part 12 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
“_____, wake up.” You groan, rolling over in your bed and swatting the hand away. “Leave me alone.”
“ ____.” Hannah says exasperatedly. “It’s Saturday…the day of your date.”
Your eyes fly open. “Well why didn’t you say so sooner?" You jump out of your bed, stretching. “I can’t believe it’s Saturday already!”
Hannah rolls her eyes and gives you a good-natured push. “Go change. You need a big breakfast for your big date.” You grin, heading to your closet and pulling on some sweats. Thank God it’s Saturday. The one day where the trainees get a day off and relax. And the day of your
Lucca's Spanking RobotIt was early. Lucca, the self-proclaimed awesome scientist, had been up all night working on her latest invention. She was walking from the kitchen to her lab, just finishing her short break. Lucca wore her usual thick, round glasses and dark green shirt. And out of laziness, only a pair of bright orange undies covered her moving cheeks. Lucca's butt was firmed by years of running around the lab at a hectic pace, due to every malfunction and explosion you could think of. That toned rear end she sported was a round, petite little thing. It still definitely made for a comfy cushion.Lucca's Spanking Robot4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Lucca entered her lab; it was filled with piles of broken gizmos and gadgets. It was a complete mess. Lucca went to her work bench, and perched herself on top of a stool. Her snuggly-fitting panties slipped down a pinch as she sat; her cute little crack peaking out from the top of the waistband.