I'M BACK!Or not.
Purging this account was more exhilarating than I expected. Mainly because it reminds me of how badly I played and broke the game known as deviantART. Really though.
Let's look at the interesting fact that I've been on the front page more times than I can count on my hands and toes and I've received 3 daily deviations as well as seniority. All for the price of being a major dick who picks just the opportune moments to pretend to have a heart [which I don't, by the way. Not for a crowd of posers looking to reap the benefits of being a follower].
Admittedly, you're all not like that--in fact a good many of you are great people trying to improve yourselves as artists. But then there are those morons who do nothing but follow. Followers who enjoy sitting there and vacantly hoping someone notices you. They won't. Unless you're amazing beyond comprehension--but most of you aren't. Sorry, it's true. I have had countless people noting me and asking me to advertise for them or they'll s
Write a comment here and I'll...1. Tell you something I learned about by looking at your DA page for 13 seconds.Write a comment here and I'll...1 year ago in Personal More Like This
2. Tell you a color you remind me of.
3. Tell you my first memory of you.
4. Tell you what movie, TV, or video game character you remind me of.
5. Ask you a question.
6. Tell you something I like about you.
7. Give you a nickname.
8. Tell you the object that is to the left of me.
9. Dare you to post this in your journal
I was usually more of a "truth" kind of guy since I'm an open book, but just go with the dare here.
I'm-so some one reported my drawing of Dave getting his /temperature taken/....I'm-1 year ago in Personal More Like This
because ~*hes under 18*~ -sure its not like every google image for rectal thermometer includes a baby- /sarcasm
i dont like you
i will hunt you down
and tattoo "pussy" on your face
Contest Winners :)First Place:Contest Winners :)1 year ago in Personal More Like This
Roxas x Axel fanfic 'Thank Me Properly' by :iconcinamongirl:
(I'll post a link to the fanfic once the doujinshi is completed)
I chose this fanfic (well, besides the fact that it's great) because there needs to be more Roxas x Axel doujinshi in the world.
Seriously, for such a popular pairing, it barely has any doujinshi! D:
Second Place: Tied!
Mint x Zakuro fanfic 'Everything She Wants' by :iconanyrandomfandom: http://fav.me/d5gdhge
Watanuki x Doumeki fanfic 'My Warmth' by :iconsilverpelt15: http://fav.me/d5evz0c
Matt x Mello fanfic 'You Love Me' by :iconsilverpelt15: http://fav.me/d5evzbh
This one and the Roxas x Axel one above were a tough choice.
The First Place winner will have their fanfic turned into a comic.
The Second Place winners will recieve a drawing inspired by their fanfic.
(I have 3 pages left of my The Surfer and the Merman comic, so I'll either begin working on the prizes after I'm done, or fit them i
Guts without blood?So, funny story today, I was at the stables helping the girl who is going to take over from me. I was sitting on a horse and walking back by myself, when I saw a guy, who looked like a hobo, lying on the side of the road. Thats cool, plenty of people take naps on the grass on the side of the road. Except this guy was being an idiot and lying with his feet dangling into the road, ready for a car to run them over. My horse promptly started freaking out about this guy a bit, so I didn't go too near him but rather passed him on the other side of the road. Thats fine, nothing too unusual, horses freak out about rocks and blades of grass. Untill I noticed how rigidly this guy was lying. And the shiny stuff just near his abdomen. "Okay" I tell myself, for some insane reason he is sleeping with a plastic bag on him. As I got closer I realised it wasn't a plastic bag. Instead it looked like boerewors (imagine lots of reaaaly long sausages). AndGuts without blood?1 year ago in Personal More Like This
General Ackbar thougths on Disney-LucasfilmGALLERY | TUMBLRGeneral Ackbar thougths on Disney-Lucasfilm1 year ago in Personal More Like This
Some are complaining about it, others approve,
Me, i just thought this would be fun...
Spread the word!
I'M ACTUALLY REALLY CREEPED OUT RIGHT NOW.I'M ACTUALLY REALLY CREEPED OUT RIGHT NOW1 year ago in Personal More Like This
THERE'S SOMETHING SCREAMING OUTSIDE AND I CANNOT TELL WHAT IT IS. IT SOUNDS LIKE A MIX BETWEEN A CROW AND A BABY SCREAMING.
I THINK ONE OF MY NEIGHBORS IS SUMMONING SATAN.
Work accidentSo the sauna at my work place caught fire yesterday and there was so much smoke and I tried to kill the fire which ended with me being submitted into hospital with smoke poisoning and had to have an oxygen treatment for four hours. My blood had to be tested and I had a small amount of blood poisoning. I was also forced to wear hospital clothes since my clothes had such a strong smoke smell and people were complaining. Have to say this was a weird experience I've never been submitted into a hospital before. My boyfriend stayed with me the whole time I was having the oxygen treatment which was so boring just lying there having oxygen being pumped into your nose and just waiting until it was over. My boyfriend found it funny making me embarrassed so my pulse went high so the doctors had to check on me.Work accident1 year ago in Personal More Like This
It's funny how many phone calls I've been getting today and Facebook messages. I was called a hero by coworkers since I saved the place and my work place had just turned 25 years old the da
...1 year ago in Personal More Like This
i'm stalling so bad on hw that now i'm just looking up word definitions on google and making google say them out loud
i think my favorite so far are yahoo and nincompoop.
TEMPORARY!!!!I've posted a journal twice in the same week! Not many of you know what an accomplishment that is but to me it is the highlight of my evening lol. :'DTEMPORARY!!!!1 year ago in Personal More Like This
Here lately I've been looking into talking to a good editor or publishing company when another, slightly unsettling thought hit me as well:
I have nothing to write about. I mean, aside from the occassional fanfic I'm tapped out of ideas! Which sucks. Alot. It sucks balls! I never use that phrase before which tells you how much it sucks that I'm stuck. This blank paper is mocking me... what a bastard it is.
So here's where I get straight to the point with you folk. I'm giving this a test run (but mostly seeing who all actually reads this crap lol) and temporarily accepting prompts of any kind. Again, this is TEMPORARY. Also, if given any prompt requests know that it may take a little time since I have a Litt
Cleverbot is not so clever :edit:First thing i said to cleverbot...Cleverbot is not so clever :edit:1 year ago in Personal More Like This
Then things got real,
but still never got an answer if cleverbot likes meowths. I guess this will do..
I got the truth out of it ;~;
I asked where he took the hobbits...
Thanks TCats fans!Hey there TCats fans! Thanks for all the support! You guys are the best fans in the world. I just wanted to take the time to let you know! Thanks again!Thanks TCats fans!2 years ago in Personal More Like This
Winner!!!The winners of the Valentine's day Contest is:Winner!!!2 years ago in Personal More Like This
For her fic
First Prize: 20 points!
And in second place:
For her piece
Second Place: 10 points!
Congratulations to the winners! The next contest will be posted soon!!
Also, go see the Lorax in theatres on March 5th!
THISIt was a long war, however it was inevitable. The ponies just could not keep up in the long run. They were not magical enough, happy enough, or twinkly enough...THIS2 years ago in Personal More Like This
You know it's hawt.
2012!!Happy New Year everyone!! Just like that, the new year has started...! I sincerely wish everyone a safe, prosperous and happy new year.2012!!2 years ago in Personal More Like This
I try to see each new year's day as a new, fresh start - it's hard to keep this mindset, but I do try. No matter what happened in the last year, this year is the year to make things happen and have an even better year in general. Life is too short to worry too much over any trivial things; instead try to live for the future, but most importantly live for today. I apologise if I sound like an ignorant and pretentious ass by saying this and I know it's easier said than done, but IMO no matter what happened in 2011, it's better to try and leave the bad things in past where they belong, and in the new year try to work towards being happy and/or making the future a happier one. Sorry I'm rambling on lol, but I do hope 2012 will be a more peaceful, happy and fulfilling year for everyone on this earth. Carpe diem!
Happy New YeaaaaaarYay 0:10 !!!Happy New Yeaaaaaar2 years ago in Personal More Like This
Happy new year guys !
A lot of inspiration and NO ARTBLoCKS in 2012 !
Spammin' you with PONIESNanner is a closet fan.Spammin' you with PONIES2 years ago in Personal More Like This
From your awesome-possum TangTang
Please don't kill me~
Later, gatorsYep, I'm gonna be gone for a few days. May be back on Sunday or Monday night, so please don't go crazy with uploads and flood my inbox.....AGAIN. I just cleaned it out AGAIN and do not want to have to do it...........Later, gators2 years ago in Personal More Like This
I'm too damn lazy.
I also have a new job so my online time is gonna be sliced down as well. I'll be on when I can, so no worries. I haven't dropped off the face of the earth just yet. Give it about a few months...maybe around June lol
Anyways, peace be with my bitches. Later!
I get to meet Vic Mignogna Saturday BITCHES!!!!!!! So HA! xD
FickleeeeeHaaaa so I decided on what to draw and it was completely random. I had a sudden EdWin attack today and I haven't even been watching FMA lately. I had a dream with them last night and it was amazing, SOOOOOO I'm doodling up some fluff.Fickleeeee2 years ago in Personal More Like This
That aside, however, I wanted to watch some EdWin amvs and I haven't been able to find any good ones with clips from Brotherhood. I'm guessing it's because funimation is cracking down hard on anything FMA lately (that's how i got my youtube account deleted, motherf*****s...). But I was wondering if anyone knew of any hanging around the interwebs.
Nosey stuff to do when you are boredWarning! following journal entry is completely irrelevant and trivial and will in no way impact your life in any meaningful way...proceed if you are as bored as I am....Nosey stuff to do when you are bored2 years ago in Personal More Like This
Who wants to have a little bit of nosy fun, I have been amusing myself for the last 30 minutes buy logging into my other account and seeing which of my pictures have been reported and what for.
All the prudes be reporting me :iconvictoryplz:
*mature tag needed* *all cases closed*
because flesh is offensive guyz!
*explicit pornography* Lol whut?
The full version broke no rules? Silly people...
took it off since the parents have decided to show my account to the rest of the family across the world...and lets just say i don't want to have to explain why they are both guys...
and yet strangely no one reported this one?
Which is almost exactly the same? Why you people no like MadaraxHashi
DONOTWANT!!!To get big and chunky, but with the way I'm eating thanks to little monster, I see an unfortunate growing waistband in the future. T^TDONOTWANT!!!2 years ago in Personal More Like This
Oh well, c'e la vie, and all that bullshit.
Had a fun 'bonding' experience yesterday. It seems that little monster does not like OJ or choclate poptarts, and let me know this in a violent manner. I'm laying on the couch having a conversation with my ever growling tummy about being nice to me, and its response was 'Get your ass to the bathroom or you WILL regret it'....
So I ran like I had Hellhounds at my heels and shoved Dork out of the way. Ever the curious Dork, he walked back in to the bathroom just in time for me to have a legit Exorcist reinactment. Yet being the gentleman he is, he sat next to me and rubbed my back, talking to me as I threw up OJ, peach yogurt and chocolate poptart. So not the best combo but hey, what little monster wants they get.
So ends our fun and 'bondi
Does anybody else share this REALLY odd phobia?So, me and my friend Bronte ( :iconMaladyOfReverie: ) have this seriously odd phobia that I've discovered on my time here on DA.Does anybody else share this REALLY odd phobia?3 months ago in Personal More Like This
It's fractal art!
I know, that sounds crazy weird huh?
I can't look at it without my heart rate increasing and this huuuge depth of fear just sinking in! Have you ever seen something terrifying (maybe if you have arachnophobia and see a spider) and just get that sinking, frozen feeling in your chest?
I get that if I look at fractal art! I'm actually seriously frightened of it! I've gotten a lump in my throat before from looking at it!
Some examples of fractal art that has frightened me in the past:
We have a few good theories about why we are frightened of these!
One is that it's sort of an uncanny valley thing! Our mind sees the image as a manmade structure and automatically searches for windows, doo
Book 2: MAKORRAOk, even though I'm not at Comic Con, I have been keeping a close eye on it on Tumblr and here's everything MAKORRA related that was released not too long ago.Book 2: MAKORRA5 months ago in Personal More Like This
In the first episode they hold hands, Mako calls Korra his girlfriend, they feed each other cotton candy, Mako acts like a total dork when he tells Korra about his Traid take-downs by adding in a few puns here and there (ex. "TELL'EM MAKO SENT YOU" “LOOKS LIKE YOU SHOULD’VE TRY-AD HARDER"), and Korra gives Mako a flying byson plushie the Korra way (shoving it in his face). And yes, they do fight in the first episode here and there. I mean come on, this is MAKORRA we're talking about here. The best thing for me so far is............ Mako meets the parents and Tonraq scares the shit out of him. So basically, MAKORRA is in honeymoon stage in their relationship in the first episode, lol.
Now for some pictures and GIFs from Tumblr!!!!!!!!!
Yes sir Officer Mako. (He's so talking to Korra in this or making a pun.)