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When I was a kid my psychiatrist diagnosed me with schizophrenia, so you can imagine how I got really paranoid when my brother insisted that I didn't have a psychiatrist.
But as it turned out, my brother suffered from a rare case of pre-adolescent Alzheimer's.
Also he didn't exist.

I'm better now though, but I'm still uncertain to if my Twitter account is real or a schizophrenic figment of mine.


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The problem with friends is their screwed up reward systems.
If I've earned the prestigious title of "your best friend" then why would you ask me to help you move? I don't understand why I'm being punished!

Something that'll never ask you to help it move is the Twogag Facebook page.
But it'll punish you in other creative ways.

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Whenever somebody tells me to guard something with my life I ask what's in the bag, because I'm not staking my life for anything less than an iPod.

My Twitter is a good thing to tell your friends to follow.
Maybe not your best friends, but like, that guy that overheard you planing a party and kinda had to invite to not feel like a dick.
Those are my people.

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I like to tell myself that I'm all cool and I don't care about anything.
But that's not true, I care about not caring. I care so much!

Would you care... pause for effect... to visit the Twogag Facebook page? Ba-Bum-Tish.
(I'm so sorry)


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In actuality it isn't the cool people that can talk and sip a drink at the exact same time. But those who're willing to spend the time to hone and perfect that difficult skill.
... I've wasted my life.

Something else that's difficult to master, is coming up with new interesting ways of trying to fool you into following my Twitter feed!

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It's fine people, you enjoy your summer. I'll just be over here holding my breath until fall arrives.

If you're allergic to nuts, then do not consume the Twogag Facebook page.
(because it's nuts)

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I've never really been on a bad date, because ya know, it's a date with me.
It's easy to rise above the expectations.

I'm all about managing peoples expectations. That's why the Twogag Facebook page is such a dump!

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I may not know science, but I know what I like.
wait...

If you want to know more about science, follow someone other than me on Twitter


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My name being Rickard other kids used to tease me by calling me "Picard". But I just thought that was kinda cool.
Until I found out it's the name of some bald nerd with a gay spaceship!

The original plan with my Facebook page was to create a small army to overthrow the establishment. But it turns out people don't overthrow stuff just because I make a Facebook post telling them they should.
So now I mostly just post my strips on there.

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Cheer up guys, it's not like everything suck for real.
Without much effort I can think of one or two things that blows.

If you want a cure for your depression, visit the Twogag Facebook page.
Or wait, was it depression causing... Well, one of the two.

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