Fanfic fail: da ivy cuvrd wals uv higwsrtsTroy: Congrats Sadists. It's a christmas present.Fanfic fail: da ivy cuvrd wals uv higwsrts2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Athurs notee: i DONT own hhry poter (lol dat wood b awsum if id id rite?)
Troy: No. No it would not.
iby is MIEN! DINT USE HER UNLES I SAY SOO! Heather I luv u ur da best thx 4 editin it 4 meh!
Hi im Ivy Caroline Celestia Allison Marissa Claire Bieber. Im rly fukin hot nd skiny
Troy: She starves herself daily.
nd I hav blomd curly hair dat gose all da way 2 muh nees and mi boobs r big nd hot nd I hav long leg dat r rly long nd supr hot and im rly tan nd tall nd hot nd I hav ruby lips and mah teeth r wite nd perfect nd a prfect noes nd my eyes r rly hot nd dey r dark brown nd my eylashes r rly long and hot. I go 2 a wizerd skool calld hogwarts nd im a wich der. Im frum amrika
Troy: Fu-...You know what? Screw it. You make that joke. but I wanted 2 go heer instead bcuz british guyz r so fucing sexah. Im 15 so ill b in muh 5 year der bcuz im transferrin frum my normul skool heer 2 da witch scool der.
Crazed EyesCrazed Eyes3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I bite the inside of my cheek
It makes me think
Oh how I stare, without a blink
Eyes squinting, head lifted, I leave
I walk slowly down my path
Forsaken souls, they make me laugh
They cry for help
I watch them burn in hell
I wave patiently
Their stare, gazing
I meet the crazed eyes
Of a killer, they are so bright!
My smile, turns to frown
I take off my crown
His crazed eyes go blank
He bows at me, as I hate
I'm in control now
I have your life in my hand
I smile, I know for now
I am content
EG Sample Chapter 1EG Sample Chapter 11 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
A boy of nobility becomes a page, a page becomes a squire, and a squire becomes a knight. Only then does a son of privileged blood become a man in the mountains of Nebo.
To become a page, a boy needs only to reach the tender age of eight. An inevitability. To become a squire, a page needs only to reach the age of twelve. An inevitability. To become a knight, a squire must endure four years of arduous training to condition both his body and soul in such a way that befits a professional warrior and pleases the Phoenix.
At the end of this training, the squire is put to the test. He must earn his knighthood by engaging in combat and killing at least one of his kingdom’s enemies. After completing this task as to which the outcome is most uncertain, only then can a squire become a knight.
Mare in the Mirror 17Note: This is an old version of the story. Read the updated version on FiMFiction.netMare in the Mirror 173 years ago in Horror More Like This
"Please " Luna begged, her voice but a dry whisper. Panic took her as Twilight walked away from her, her only hope and the only thing on her mind quickly disappearing like sand through the hourglass. "I'll give anything, I'll prove I love you! I'll prove it to you just give me one chance to prove it."
Twilight slowed down and stopped. She turned her head and looked at Luna over her shoulder. It was a burrowing gaze, as if it looked straight through to her soul to judge her. "Then tell me this," she began. "To prove your love for me you say you will give anything?" Luna nodded desperately at this. "There is not much that you could give me, is there?"
Luna felt the hope disappear as if swept away by a riptide, replaced by empty despair. It was true, she had nothing to give but herself and her word. "I-I have only
IRC ponies*** MagicMare has joined #daring-do-fcIRC ponies3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
*** ChanServ set mode +o MagicMare
MagicMare: Rainbow? Are you there?
b0lt: hi there sexy
MagicMare: Hehe. Hi. How are you?
b0lt: a little sore from the training but nothing i couldn't handle
MagicMare: Not bad. Not a lot has happened here since you left.
b0lt: well that should tell you something
MagicMare: Yes, your ego left a giant, gaping hole in our lives.
MagicMare: Anyway, how's the training?
b0lt: it is pretty hard, not gonna lie
b0lt: lesser ponies would have crumbled by now
MagicMare: I'm sure they would have.
MagicMare: When are you coming home again?
b0lt: two weeks
b0lt: why? did you miss me?
MagicMare: Of course I miss you.
b0lt: really? what did you miss the most?
MagicMare: Oh, I don't know. It's getting pretty cold here and my bed is so empty.
A tsundere's love poemDamn, you've really done it this time!A tsundere's love poem3 years ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
You came all the way to this house of mine.
N-Not like I was pleasantly surprised or anything...
Why are you always so caring and patient?
You really must be incompetent.
But I don't want you to leave me alone.
Please, just stop being so mean!
Why're you so keen
On finding if I really love you or not?
I can't believe you did this to me.
Then again, it's hard to see
A place without me being surrounded with your love.
I just wish I could say this normally.
You wouldn't even care, probably.
B-But anyways...I love you.
Tenchi Gets married Chapter2Chapter 2- No need for past memories!Tenchi Gets married Chapter27 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Hey sasami! Washu need's you to bring her some food to her lab, she said she's in the middle of an experiment and can't leave right now." Tenchi said as he walked in the kitchen. "Oh boy, another experiment? What is it this time?" She replied, fixing washu a plate. "Oh, just something about another portal machine, you know, like the one you had when I was in tokyo, only this one isn't shaped like a star." Said tenchi, thinking up a quick fib. "Oh, okay, well, i'm going to take her her plate now, make sure to hurry getting the others!" She said, heading for the lab. " Right then, guess i'd better get mihoshi and kiyone, they should be in the living room!" He though to himself. And sure enough, there they were watching another of mihoshis anime cartoons. Hey girl's, sasami say's it's time for dinner. You two ready to eat?" He asked leaning over the sofa. "Huh? Oh, sure tenchi. Thanks for letting us know. C'mon mihoshi, time to eat!" Kiyone said tryi
NecromancerFly away home, the enchanter is near.Necromancer10 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
His sweet bells will ring, but have you no fear.
Night will ensue; it's presence draw nigh.
Oh what sweet, a blessing to die!
Hear the trembling, ever soft cry.
The time has come, bid your likeness goodbye
Soft! Hear my cry, Death's presence draw nigh.
Oh what sweet a blessing to die!
Course, the waters black as coal.
Entice and trap this useless soul.
Its life is fragile, drowned in the light.
Erase its pain in the mem'ry of night
Night come to me, draw darkness nigh.
Oh what sweet, a blessing to die!
First the toll to bind you well!
Hold fast to your soul or be drug down to hell
Water rise, bring new life nigh!
Oh what sweet, a blessing to die!
Two the call to hold you down!
While dead ones dance and nightmares crown.
The third. A toll to draw you near
The fourth, preparation, forget your fear
The last of all the final bell.
Whose power, banish those from hell.
The toil is gone your job is done,
This child now shall be the one,
Who calls you from
For YouIf the desire for you is to run,For You5 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
I pledge to mark your ever changing route-
Like the clouds that overshadow the sun,
I'll hide your brilliance when you're in doubt.
If you need to cry me an ocean so deep,
I'll build a bridge so long, we won't see the end-
I promise to help you across; if I reap
what I sow, then death I intend to befriend.
Your embrace is the fire that I seek
on cold winter days when the sun shies away-
And if it's any solace, you are unique
and genuine to me. For you, I will stay.
Whether sweet or sour, I couldn't care less.
For you, I would even take bitterness.
Anodyne Vao - Dark Child of Tython Chapter 1Anodyne Vao - Dark Child of Tython Chapter 12 years ago in Settings More Like This
Two Weeks Ago: Hoth
Despite the best cold weather gear the Empire could afford, Lord Anodyne Vao was losing the battle to make her teeth stop chattering. Hoth on a nice day was one of the most inhospitable planets in the known galaxy, and this was not one of those days. It had been a hour since the engines of their speeders had seized, frozen solid from the cold. Even with the help of the force the cold and wind blown ice pellets had slowed their pace to that of a infants crawl. An hour, it had taken them to hike the half kilometer to their current location, of which was the shattered edge of a crater, overlooking the mostly intact wreckage of the Republic cruiser once known as “Utopia”.
The “Utopia” along with hundreds of over vessels had been lost in a battle between Sith and Republic forces some thirty years prior during what was now being called the Great Galactic War. Since that time, it had been a three way race between the Sith, Republic and pirates to sa
Corrupted InvaderIt laughed at her; a deep guttural purr from the rumbling depths of nightmare; and the Hunter cursed underneath her breath. The creature had disappeared from sight, rendered itself invisible in this spectrum with the help of advanced cloaking technology. Frantically she switched visors. Thermal: nothing save pools of Phazon coursing cold blue. X-ray: a spectral tracing of a corrupted nervous system, drawing on the Phazon for help.Corrupted Invader5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Quickly she aimed and began charging, hoping she could land a hit on that corrupted blue heart lest the fight begin anew. And the last thing she wanted was to start over again. Not after she had just managed to blow off all the Pirate's armour, leaving it weakened and exposed.
Summoned by their Master's plea, a group of Plasma Troopers appeared. The Hunter disregarded them as mere nuisances, threats to her as mosquitoes to a horse. She only had one chance, one opening, and if she wasted it on the Troopers her real foe would strike back twice as
Mare in the Mirror 18Note: This is an old version of the story. Read the updated version on FiMFiction.netMare in the Mirror 183 years ago in Horror More Like This
The water rippled as Twilight watched the last flicker of her friends fade away. The watery mirror once again reflected only the garden surrounding her. She looked at the small pieces of glass glimmering around her neck like a band of jewels, then turned around at the garden where colors bloomed and darkness receded. She was alone again. Alone, except for herself
Trixie's young eyes peered out of the water at her. Twilight reached out a hoof to the water and their hooves met at the shimmering boundary. Twilight smiled. "I found you at last."
"I missed you so much," Trixie said. "I thought I had seen you for the last time."
Nothing more needed saying, their eyes revealing more than words could. The darkness had lead them astray, brought them apart and caused rifts between them, but they had found together in the face o
Tenchi Muyo: Christmas EveDisclamer: I don't own any of the Tenchi characters in this story and I'm not making any money either, so please don't sue me!Tenchi Muyo: Christmas Eve8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
TITLE: Christmas Eve
My URL: http://emid.deviantart.com
Comments: This short little fic is dedicated to a real good friend of mine who has just recently discovered anime. Merry Christmas 2001~ I hope you all enjoy it!
Lights sparkled and music played in the Masaki household. Everyone was gathered for Christmas Eve, and things were definitely getting interesting. Sasami was running around with a huge tray as Mihoshi chased after the cute little Christmas tree cookies on it, leaving an remarkable trail of drool behind. Ayeka slipped some presents under the tree while Kiyone helped Washu with some more decorations. Nobuyuki was all over the punch bowl, probably trying to spike it with some kind of alcoholic beverage. Yosho was in the kitchen, stealing some of those wonderful treats that Sasami had cooked. Tenchi had gone out to get som
Hate PoemTo put it simply,Hate Poem5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I hate you.
Each word that I utter hates you.
The arms that embrace you hate you.
The smile on my face hates you.
The laughter that escapes hates you.
The sigh I exhale hates you.
My hate is coming for you.
The shivers from your touch: hate.
The cries that shake my being: hate.
The tears that slide down my cheeks: hate.
The feelings that echo in my soul: hate.
The gentle smile that you gave me:
I hate it.
And I realize...
I've been put on hold for far too long.
The line disconnects-
My phone flips shut-
You can't hear a word
As I scream,
"I hate you."
Mare in the Mirror 13Note: This is an old version of the story. Read the updated version on FiMFiction.netMare in the Mirror 133 years ago in Horror More Like This
"Hey, Rainbow Daaaash!"
One of the clouds making up Rainbow Dash's cloud home gave off a little grunt. A light snoring followed suit. Scootaloo considered the object in her hoof, weighing it ponderously as she waited. Getting no further response, she called again.
Rainbow Dash gave a groaning noise in response and poked a groggy head out over the edge of the cloud. "What" A ball of white whizzed through the air and planted itself with a mighty splat squarely between Rainbow's eye. Dash blinked and wiped the snow from her face as Scootaloo set off on her scooter with a roaring laugh. "Oh, you asked for it now, squirt!" Rainbow set off in a great swoop after the smug filly, gliding along the ground at full speed.
Scootaloo glanced over her shoulder and narrowly ducked a shot, the snowball grazing her ear. She stuck out h
Love: Act FourSenses numbing;Love: Act Four5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Like a cover over my eyes,
I'm trapped in your illusion.
A fleeting kiss,
I'm at your mercy,
at your feet,
bound by chains-
bound by something I can't touch,
Dancing in the palm of your hand;
Like a puppet, I'm controlled by
the strings you pull.
I can't see anything past you.
Whether it's out of love,
or something deeper than both,
I'll stay by your side and
continue to dance.
Mare in the Mirror 16Note: This is an old version of the story. Read the updated version on FiMFiction.netMare in the Mirror 163 years ago in Horror More Like This
The farm was burning brightly. The realization made her stop and turn, staring from the shadow of a tree as the flames lit up the night sky. They had come in the darkness of nightit was always dark now, but it had seemed particularly dark of late. Winona had awoken them and they had watched from one of the upper windows as the rows of torches circled in on the farm. Then Applejack had shoved her into the basement with Angel and Tank and told her to run. There was a tunnel between the farm and the apple cellars, and here she was. The whole night was a blur until now.
She took a step around. She couldn't leave Applejack and her family. What if they were taken, or worse, perhaps stuck in the burning farm? All because of her. But they had told her to run, and what else could she do now? Her wing was broken, the rest of her
The Orks of Tam'urt PrologueThe Orks of Tam'urt Prologue7 years ago in Humor More Like This
The Orks of Tam'urt
If yer waz ter evuh ask someones what does Orkses do best, den yer prob'ly get dis: "Dey fights real good!" 'N, "Dey'z real good at bashin', stabbin', stompin', chompin' an' dey'z mean, too!"
Yup. We lives ter fight, we does! Da whole lot'v us, from da runts to da big squig eataz, like da big WAAGH!! Boss and dem Nobz! Hur, hur Even all da way ta dis 'ere muck 'ole planet. Even if it means fightin' uver Orkses. Anyways, if yer like, can I tellz ya a story? If ya can't read den SHUT YA YAP 'OLE! (Coz dis is a story abouts stabby, bashy, explody, shooty, funny stuffs but mostly it's 'bout how we wentz to da big WAAAAGH!!). It all started like dis
Prologue: 'Ow It All Began
Say of Da Day: "I's'll make somefin' ta shut ya gab, how's dat sound?" Grug (aka "Grudge")
Mumzy was very good at telling other Orks (and their cousin species) what to do; she was an extremely large Nob who was more than capable of putting even the most
TJP Prologue - Kotor SPOILERTJP Prologue - Kotor SPOILER8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Bastila threaded carefully over layers of leaves, roots and mold. Their presences had stirred up the creatures of the forest. Tachs squeaked and ran off in different directions, but the shy creatures were careful not to stray too far into the darkness, where the predators waited for anyone foolhardy enough to challenge their presence.
The air was damp, almost stale. There was no wind, no sunlight, just dense darkness and a constant feeling of being observed by hungry fangs and sharp claws.
Revan, who was leading the way, stopped and turned towards his two companions. Canderous smelled in the air, his lip curling.
I sense them too, Revan murmured and ignited his lightsaber.
The battle was intense, but swift. Canderous heavy blaster, drumming in the background as Bastila and Revan, side by side slashed their lightsabers against the oncoming predators.
Another enemy dead the Mandalorian murmured, supporting his enormous gun on
Mechanical DeathEven mechanical things can live.Mechanical Death3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It stirred, steel tendons and synthetic muscles twanging like sad music in the cold silent dark. In turn, the dark hissed back, a noiseless sound from the furthest depths of blackest space. The thing with the tendons of steel and the skinless hide glistening with oil twitched and spasmed and trembled, the mess of electric synapses it called a mind confused by the notion of life.
It felt. And what it felt confused it, for it had never felt before and it did not know what it was to feel. It felt cold and hot at the same time, two extremes of temperature that at a point became inseparable with each other. It felt and heard and saw a world that it did not understand. For it had never lived before now.
The mechanical pump at the center of its being fluttered uncertainly, a chaotic interruption of a carefully timed rhythm: Thump flutter thump click whiiiine. The hissing noiseless dark writhed in its corners of blackest black and waited.
What is this
Future YouI would like you to meet someone.Future You1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
Say hello to
Smiles and laughs.
They are healthy
In love and joy.
Can take on the world,
Sings along to every song,
Is right where they belong;
They just wish that
You knew it would be okay.
Has so much to say,
About how they got
To be this way;
But the main thing is
‘Thank you’ for
Day after day.
Has a life,
And they say;
Everything will be