Pink Lace and Plenty of FrillsSummary: In which Kakashi wears a pink dress, Iruka is confused and we all learn the valuable lesson to be careful what you ask for.Pink Lace and Plenty of Frills3 years ago in Humor More Like This
A/N: This is ridiculousness brought on by Sejitsu. That's right, this is all her fault. I take no responsibility.
Shinobi have a tendency to arrive in the most unexpected manner possible. Being one and having worked around them all my life, I'd internalized that axiom long ago. I thought that nothing could surprise me.
I was wrong.
"You're in a dress. A," I cast around for a minute, searching for a suitable descriptor that would sum up the obscenity in front of me and failed. "A pink dress."
The man in front of me simply smiled his enigmatic smile.
I waited, but I'm not known for my patience around willful idiocy. "Why are you in a dress?"
"You told me to be."
Not the answer I was expecting. "I what?"
His gloved fingers made half quotation marks in the air. "I will go out with you, Kakashi-sensei, if