Pink Lace and Plenty of FrillsSummary: In which Kakashi wears a pink dress, Iruka is confused and we all learn the valuable lesson to be careful what you ask for.Pink Lace and Plenty of Frills3 years ago in Humor More Like This
A/N: This is ridiculousness brought on by Sejitsu. That's right, this is all her fault. I take no responsibility.
Shinobi have a tendency to arrive in the most unexpected manner possible. Being one and having worked around them all my life, I'd internalized that axiom long ago. I thought that nothing could surprise me.
I was wrong.
"You're in a dress. A," I cast around for a minute, searching for a suitable descriptor that would sum up the obscenity in front of me and failed. "A pink dress."
The man in front of me simply smiled his enigmatic smile.
I waited, but I'm not known for my patience around willful idiocy. "Why are you in a dress?"
"You told me to be."
Not the answer I was expecting. "I what?"
His gloved fingers made half quotation marks in the air. "I will go out with you, Kakashi-sensei, if
Special Little SnowflakeSpecial Little Snowflake3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Title: Special Little Snowflake
Characters: Young!Kakakshi and Young!Iruka
Theme: Special Little Snowflake
Summary: Iruka teaches Kakashi that you don't have to actually know or use a jutsu to make it snow.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and I'm certainly not being paid to write this, it's for my own enjoyment and the enjoyment of others.
Dedicated to: Lenap because she is a dear friend and I wanted to gift her with a Christmas present before anyone else. I love you sweetie! *hugs*
Iruka reached into the bucket and pulled out a handful of white and silver confetti paper. Peering over the edge of the balcony he watched, waiting for the right moment. It was cold this late in the year, and his uncovered fingers shook a little despite the clear sky. Already it was late afternoon, and the shadows stretched long and far from the buildings. His own was lost in that of his building's. A couple of pieces slipped free of his grasp and drifted away on