CreppyPasta Clestia DollCreppyPasta Clestia Doll1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
The Princess Celstia Doll
I always wanted a Princess Clestia toy I have all of the main 6 TwilightSparkel,PinkiePie,AppleJack, RrainbowDash, Rarity and Fluttershy.
All I need was Princess Clestia and my collection would be complete.
So on Saturday my mom deiced to take me to west plains as a present for me getting good grads on my report card.
So we want to walmart my mom won't let me wander off in this walmart like how she dose in the one in my home town.
We walked to the little corner where the "My Little Pony" Toys can be found usually I'm happy my mom told me that she would be in the board games area.
I-I don't know why but I-I didn't want her to go usually I'll say "Okay I'll be here love you" while I'll brose the ponys.
I looked I knelt down and there she was Princess Clestia but something felt something felt off in the air.
The way she looked at me from the package it almost seemed like a little creepy smile waslowly formed.
Like a fool I grabed the package in
Vuloonacy“*BRRRUUUUUURRRRRP*!”Vuloonacy3 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Rita giggled and clapped her paws together as her friend Vulan, the “loony toon with the vavavoom” as she called herself, let out a loud burp, slamming a coke can down onto the table with a triumphant sigh. Her oddly proportioned body seemed right out of a cartoon, and heck she pretty much was one: A being made of nanites formed into a humanoid shape and taking on a gentle, but chaotic, personality. Her clothing was odd to say the least; a beret atop her yellow and purple pigtailed hair, and a jester like outfit of patterned yellow and purple, with the stomach fully exposed. Her bright eyes, heterochromatic purple and yellow like her other features, were focused on her short, pink skunk companion.
“Awesome!” the little skunk squealed, amazed by such a simple, unladylike expulsion. “Can ya do it again!? Please please please?” She begged, with puppyish eyes.
“Sure~” Vulan sang, tossing the empty can a
Helen HavocHelen Havoc2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
We see an animator's canvas and zoom into the paper. A paintbrush came in and painted the scenery. The front of 1532 Blue Jay Court, the residence of the Knable family. Helen, the housewife and mother of the family, stepped out of the front door to pick up the morning newspaper. Suddenly, and without warning, an eraser came in and erased the newspaper.
HELEN (dumbfounded): What the-? (turns to camera; face turns to anger) Oh, it's you. Listen, buddy. I've got some stuff to take care of, so I don't want any of your tomfoolery today or any day. Good day, sir.
Helen walked back into the house, but the eraser followed behind her and erased something on Helen off-screen.
HELEN: Brrrrr. Why does it feel so cold all of a sud-HEY!
Helen stormed back out with red underpants exposed, really angry. The eraser had erased Helen's skirt.
HELEN: Listen, you pervert. I don't know what's the matter with you, but if you're trying to create some fanservice out of me, you are really sick. Besides this is
Tiny Toons Animaniacs MLP Meet Mr HitchWB World. Lonely Desert HighwayTiny Toons Animaniacs MLP Meet Mr Hitch5 months ago in Sketches More Like This
Hamton's Family rode through the stormy weather. Plucky was seriously beginning to regret this Happy World Land Trip. The Fact that they now had a Talking purple mane magical pony and two Dragons didn't really make it too much better. Spike, Rarity and Garble hadn't really been enjoying the trip either. "Hey." Garble said. "Either Way. Free Amusement park trip." Spike saw Rarity trying to cover her nose from breathing in Uncle Stinky. He snuggled close to her and. "You know this place could have a tunnel of love." Rarity just nuzzled him and said. "My Spikey Wikey. You're such a flirt." "Oh Barf." Plucky mouthed to himself while reading his still moist Immature Radioactive Samurai Slugs Comic. "Hey You never met Sis and the Chief(Shining Armor and Cadence)" said Garble. "They can be worse. Well Actually...NOBODY Could be worse than those Hippos."
Just Then Hamton's Dad Wade spun the car 360, Trying to avoid hitting a shadowy figure in the middle of
Tiny Toons and Animaniacs vs Sunset Shimmer.CAN'T BEAT THE RAP CAN'T BEAT THE RAP ORDER IN THE COURT ROOM CAN'T BEAT THE RAPTiny Toons and Animaniacs vs Sunset Shimmer.5 months ago in Sketches More Like This
Acme Acres city.
The Toons seemed to have Sunset Shimmer caught. Shimmer still had Twilight's Element but she wasn't quitting she galloped off down the Street.
Toons(Buster,Babs, Plucky Hamton Furrball, Shirley Fifi.)- WE GOT HER ON THE RUN CAN'T REST ON OUR DEFENSES. WE GOTTA TRACK DOWN SHIMMER TILL GIRL CONFESSES!
Rainbow Dash's Eyes were wide with wonder. "WE Have Soooo Gotta ATTEND THEIR SCHOOL!" She cried Hugging Twilight. "First things first." Said Twilight.
Sunset raced up a fire escape. She ducked into an open window into what seemed to be a gymnasium. She thought she was in the clear until ran into something big and rubbery. She Screamed when she saw who it was. It was Spike, Garble and Flash Sentry. Only they were wearing big round inflatable suits. With Sunglasses and Snap brim hats. Then they started to Rap. "WE'RE THE FAT BOYZ AND WE'LL TELL YOU WHAT TO DO! YA'LL BETTER TURN YOUSELF IN OR WE'L
The Arrival Part 2The Arrival Part 22 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Sonic: Hey that's my-!
*Shadow puts his hand over his mouth*
Shadow: Sonic,....Shut up....
Tails: *looks at Sammi* So....who are you guys?
Sammi: *sigh* The white fox girl here is Rose. I've known her my entire life. When she was born I was 5 and her parents trusted me to watch after her. Sorta like a guardian angel if you will. *sets Rose's body down and stands up*
Sammi: *points at the sky blue and orange hedgehog* That's Megan. I've only known her for three years. She can shrink to a microscopic level. *points at the green and black hedgehog* And that's my sister Cheyenne. She's crazy by the way. And I guess that's it...
Knuckles: So were are y'all from exactly?
Sammi: Sarona. It's our home planet.
Shadow: Okay... How did you end up on my roof again?
Sammi: I don't really know....I was playing a video game with the three of them when, a sudden burst of white light came out of the TV and the next thing I know I'm laying on the ground with this idiot on me! *points at Sonic
Could It Be SongficCould It Be Songfic1 year ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Our songfic takes place at high school prom, where we find Cedric Sneer and Sophia Tutu dressed up for the occasion and starting a slow dance. The stage shows that the Chipmunks and Chipettes are playing a song for all the couples on the dance floor, with Brittany of the Chipettes providing the vocals.
Brittany: (singing) I know we've been
But now I think I'm feeling
Something totally new
And after all this time
I opened up my eyes
Now I see
You were always with me
Jeanette and Eleanor join in: (singing) Could it be
You and I
Could it be
I'm falling for you
Chipmunks: (singing) I am falling
Chipettes: (singing) Could it be
You were right here
And I never knew
Could it be
That's it's true
That it's you
Chipmunks: (singing) Could it be
Brittany: (singing) And it's you
It's kinda funny
You were always near
But who would ever
thought that we would
End up here
And everytime I've needed you
You've been th
ExistenceIf you don't exist, then you are probably someone else.Existence2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #79, 80, 81!Brony Advice: Your Questions Answered #79, 80, 81!1 year ago in Editorial More Like This
#79) As a woman should I be worried that the people that run our fandom are guys primarily (example: Equestria Daily)? I must say I was a bit offended when I saw sexualized ponies getting featured.
Answer: This is a fantastic question, because it's so multi-faceted and it raises genuine points about larger issues that exist in society. Despite feminism and suffrage, and policies that increasingly purport to grant women greater levels of equality, women are still marginalized in a lot of circumstances.
It's fair to say that Equestria Daily is a male-run website. You have the occasional female admin (Phoe springs to mind) but naturally, Sethisto is the dominating force of the website, and, I imagine, the one with the power to accept and veto the overall decisions that Equestria Daily makes. A simple glance over the site suggests that it's run by men, for men: you can quite frequently see images of ponies in 'sexualised' poses, and on more than one occasion they've linked t
Sophie's BioSophie's Bio2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Height: 2.7 ft
Weight: 32 lbs
Residence: Misaru's household
Favorites: sweets, jewelry, beautiful people, shopping
Bad habits: Tardiness
Weird habits: talking to herself in the mirror
Title: Temporary girlfriend
Skills: Increased alertness and smell, master of deception
Best qualities: straightforward
Worst qualities: inconsiderate, bully, selfish, whiny
Dream: To be the most beautiful person around
Goals: To meet a rich beautiful guy.
Sophie is a deceitful, alluring, siren. She hails from a desert continent in the richest city around, Solenn. Sophie used to be dirt poor roaming her town's streets until the city's princess, Sollana, took her in as a pet. Ever since then, she has been spoiled with riches, thus spoiling her attitude. With no one like her to share her riches with, Sophie decides to lea
Undercover Agents 3Undercover Agents 32 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It took awhile for Minnie to clog up her nose as the nosebleed was quite heavy. Contemplating her thoughts she was trying to figure out how this girl that she had just met today, able to stir such emotions inside her very being to cause her a nosebleed. The bathroom she ran to was nearby her bedroom for it belonged to all the girls on this floor. Minnie tried to get her mind off of things by analyzing the bathroom before her. Seemed quite big as to two rows of stalls and a set of showers in the back and she realized that there is a change area before you go into the shower. Nice to know you have a certain sense of privacy when you shower. After awhile Minnie decided to head back and apologize for her rude behavior.
"All I have to do is tell Michelle I'm sorry," said Minnie to herself as she was coaching herself before entering the room again. Minnie then went ahead and started doing a soft knock on the door then that was answered by short reply.
"I'll get it be there in a se
Undercover Agents 2Undercover Agents 22 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
After awhile the bus approached its next pickup of students, and Daisy appeared on the bus. Minnie was ecstatic and happy seeing Daisy but then she forgot that she was sitting next to this other girl. Daisy approached and she was a beautiful white duck wore her uniform to protocol navy blue skirt and white flowery blouse with a ribbon tied to perk her hair up. She also had a bulky suitcase like all the other students and the bus seemed to be over packed cause of it.
Minnie waved as Daisy approached, "I am over here!" and noticing Daisy yipped a gleeful sound and rushed over to her friend but to her avail another mouse was there. Is she replacing me already? Was the thought that passed through her mind but slowly and calmly Daisy said, "umm, Minnie where shall I sit?"
Minnie looked Michelle and she had fallen sleeping with her head pressed against the window in a very funny way and was snoring quietly. She giggled and for some reason Minnie thought was cute and funny.
StereotypicalSo I like books.Stereotypical4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Am I a nerd?
So I like dark colors.
Am I goth?
So I like nature.
Am I a tree hugger?
So I am quiet.
Am i passive?
So I hang out with a guy.
Am I going out with him?
So I stand up for people.
Am I a bitch?
So I like someone.
Am I a stalker?
So I draw humans better than others.
Am I part Asian?
So I'm kind of Christian.
Am I homophobic?
So I'm German.
Am I a Jew Hater?
So I'm a girl.
Am I neat and tidy?
So I like Pokemon.
Am I childish?
So I'm Irish.
Am I alcoholic?
So I'm Canadian.
Do I have a cool accent?
So I'm British.
Do I hate Americans?
So I'm human.
Do I have to be stereotypical?
Don't judge someone by what they like,
They aren't always what they look to be
The Complete Analysis of Mare-Do-WellThe Complete Analysis of Mare-Do-Well1 year ago in Profiles More Like This
She is the masked superhero Alicorn, or Winged Unicorn, of Equestria who originates from Ponyville, using a cape and wide-brim hat to hide her wings and horn.
Her uniform was designed by Rarity, which was originally used to teach Rainbow Dash a lesson in humility and grace. She is best known for the powers used by her four secret identities: Twilight Sparkle’s Magic, Applejack’s Athleticism, Fluttershy’s Wing Power, and Pinkie Pie’s Pinkie Sense. Because Rarity was only the designer of the uniform, not an actual wearer, her powers will not be taken into account.
Because Mare-Do-Well’s powers originate from four different ponies, these ponies will be analyzed by their best attributes, combining them into one pony, that pony being the Mysterious Mare-Do-Well.
Twilight is the Top Graduate of Celestia’s School for Gifted Unicorns, being picked by the Royal Princess herself as her Personal Protégé. As a filly, she was
The Force of Dreams, Chapter 1The Force of Dreams, Chapter 11 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Sunlight had started to pierce through the windows of the library, slowly banishing away the darkness which had gripped it for the past few hours. Twilight sat at her table, flipping close the last page of the red book which sat in front of her. Her mane and tail were both unkempt and had quite a few strands sticking out, signifying how long she had stayed up.
Her library was once again in a complete mess. Papers, books and every single kind of material she could get her hooves on lay scattered across the wooden floor of her living room. Empty cups of cocoa were stacked to her left while a wax stump of what used to be a candle sat to her right, having burnt out hours ago.
"That's it. That's the last book," Twilight grumbled before slamming her face onto the book in front of her. "None of my books hold the answer to the two riddles," she said in a frustrated tone.
"Of all the weeks Spike had to be in Canterlot, why did it have to be this week?" Twilight continued to complain before slow
Twilight's Midnight SnackStudious as always, Twilight Sparkle eased her curious mind with her head in her books. Or book rather, as one particular subject had inspired worry within her for the past week. All of Ponyville had been completely defenceless during their first parasprite infestation, only saved by her friend’s awkward knowledge. But even then the problem hadn’t been solved, only relocated. Leaving poor Fillydelphia to be devastated until Celestia’s intervention. Ever the caring mare for her fellow ponies, she busily set about researching the pests. Knowing as much as she could about them tonight, before testing Zecora’s potion on one tomorrow.Twilight's Midnight Snack5 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Learn anything new about them Twilight?”
Spike made himself useful sorting away what books she had already finished skimming through. “Nothing we haven’t learned about them from experience Spike. Everything I’ve read so far mainly states their destructive appetites but no real way to stop them inde
Sonic Satam X Ep 2: Chapter 3Sonic Satam X Ep 2: Chapter 32 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 3: Sonic Underground
Back at Knothole, Sally and Sonic took the mysterious Mobians into her hut for a private meeting.
"Ok guys..." she said, addressing them while standing near her table and chair, "Here's the deal. You claim this disk has Snively's latest plans on it. To be honest, I'm very skeptical about all of this to say the least. So tell me why we should believe you're legit?"
"Because it's the truth." Bark protested with a frown. "Just look at it for yourself before judging us."
I don't think you should, Sal." Sonic spoke up. "It'll probably give Nicole a mondo nasty virus."
The squirrel princess pondered this possibility over carefully, eventually replying, "Perhaps Still, we should at least test their claims just to be fair. Who knows? Maybe this disk really is legit."
Sonic though just sighed and rolled his eyes in response. He didn't trust these guys as far as he could spin dash them.
Sally carefully put the disk into Nicole's main driv