Happy Birthday, My Phil -Phan-Phil leaped from his bed as soon as heard the buzzing of his Tetris alarm clock. He scurried over to his closet and quickly pulled out his favorite plaid shirt and some mismatched socks. As he finished dressing his nose caught the smell of the familiar scent of freshly baked pancakes. Phil curiously stepped out of his room and made his way to the kitchen. Phil was surprised to see a gigantic stack of soft fluffy pancakes smothered in syrup and butter on a small white plate. His mouth watered and he looked around for Dan but didn't see him anywhere.Happy Birthday, My Phil -Phan-2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Phil took one step forward when suddenly Dan jumped out from behind the coach and yelled, “HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHIL!” Phil was startled and quickly stepped back and placed his hand on his chest. When he realized it was Dan he laughed along with him. “For me?” Phil asked.
“Of course it is, silly! It's your birthday!” Dan smiled and walked over to Phil, pulling him into a hug. Phil's turned a light shade a pink a
Phan - An Obsession with Perfection.Phan - An Obsession with Perfection.2 years ago in Drama More Like This
Title: An Obsession with Perfection
Rating: 12+? idk.
Disclaimer: I do not own Dan nor Phil and none of this ever happened in real life.
Summary: Dan has been at the mental hospital for 4 years now. He's there for being Bipolar and having severe OCD, but he's always had this obsession with perfection. However, Dan's life changes forever when Dan meets the mysterious Phil Lester.
I've been at this mental institute for 4 years now, the nurses say I'm not leaving anytime soon. I have severe OCD and I'm Bipolar, that's why I'm here.
But I also have an obsession with perfection. I had never met one perfect human being, and it annoyed me.
That was until my roommate Phil Lester walked into my life.
I remember the nurse telling me I was having a new roommate like it was yesterday.
"Dan?" she asked
"Yes I'm here." I mumbled glancing up briefly from my book
"There's a new patient coming in ton
Love order I CielxSebastian. Love order I .Love order I CielxSebastian6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
#Contains 18+ stuff, smex, lurv and other yummyness #
Ciel was sitting in his large and dark office upstairs the huge mansion. He was staring at a blank spot somewhere in the room when suddenly he heard a knock on the large woodden door.
''Come in.'' He said.
When Ciel realized that it was Sebastian who was knocikng, he didn't want him to see that he was daydreaming or anything, but that he was doing some serious adult stuff, so he suddenly started to grab some kind of papers and documents that were on the table and pretended to bee deeply reading them.
''Young master, its late. Have you considered going to your room and having a rest, you can continue tomorrow.''
''I'm busy, I have to.. to do.. hmph.'' Ciel wanted to sound smarter and he really was kind of tired, but did not want to agree with his butler.
''And reading in dark with your papers upside down wont do any good either.'' Sebastian smirked.
Ciel felt a little embarased because he knew that Sebastian saw ri
Dear Dib-love...Dear Dib-love:Dear Dib-love...2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
I can't decide whether I want to kiss you or hit you right now. And I guess since you're sleeping, I'll just "rant" on paper. It seems to be the safest and more neutral way to go.
What we just did... I'm not sure you get how serious that was. If you think kissing and cuddling was something...
When Irkens mate, they give their soul to their partner. It's so rare that I've never met a couple. Well, I've never met a couple because none of the past Tallests would allow any true contact with one another. They've always feared the bond; it's been said that it's the strongest thing known in all the universes. Irkens don't love. And when they do...
I guess you humans weren't incorrect when you said that love always win. Nothing comes between the mated pair, and anything that even tries gets instantly annihilated. The two are invincible. As are we.
I still can't believe that we're Tallests. When you came to my door
KingRussiaXReader Roses or Sunflowers Chapter 8KingRussiaXReader Roses or Sunflowers Chapter 82 years ago in Romance More Like This
King Ivan didn't know how (Name) could laugh about what had happened. He sipped his coffee and grumbled when there was a knock on the door. He sighed.
The last person he wanted to see walked in. He narrowed his eyes.
"Your Highness, could I have a word with (Name)" the general asked. (Name) stopped.
"About...what exactly?" The King asked.
"her family and I have agreed that (Name) will be living with me from now on" The King looked up sharply.
"Wait wait wait" she said "I don't remember agreeing to any of that"
The General ignored her comment "Could I talk to her Your Majesty?" he asked
The King looked down "You have 5 minutes" he muttered "Make it quick"
"hey! I'm not some object you can pass around you know" (Name) yelled "And I don't want a talk with you" she added turning to the G
RussiaXReader Request: Never Let Them Hurt YouRussiaXReaderRussiaXReader Request: Never Let Them Hurt You3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Never let them hurt you
__________ ran as fast as she could. Breathing hard. Sweat mixing with tears. The sounds of the foots steps getting louder as her heart beat got faster. "GET HER!" she heard on of the three call out. "H-HELP!" she screamed into the night. no one was around to hear as she suddenly hit the ground. The trio hovered above her. "Vell, look who Ve have here..." _________'s eyes widened in fear. it was Prussia, her ex-boyfriend. He was really drunk, and when he's drunk, he's violent. "Leave me alone Prussia! I broke up with you weeks ago!" "ja, but i vant you back _________..." he and his goons francis and antonio got evil smiles. ____________ was harshly punched in the face. francis and antonio held her down as Prussia threw several punches at her, attempting to knock her out. when she finally stopped struggling, He smirked "kesesesese..." as he got closer to his prize, Antonio suddenly fell to the ground. "Vhat?" Francis fell next. Before Prussia cou
Sticks and StonesYou heard if sticks and stonesSticks and Stones2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
were ham-handedly tossed,
the bones may break
but the person would not
You heard words could never hurt,
so you tried throwing them too,
what the person had been through
And you continued tossing
not realizing you were wrong,
until one stone remained
when they could no longer hold on:
EnglandxReaderxAmerica: Doll House"Yes! I finally got it!" England exclaimed as he stood over his spell book, running his hand along the page. "Looks simple enough, now what to test this on "EnglandxReaderxAmerica: Doll House3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Alfred, we shouldn't bother him. He said he would be busy today" you tried to argue as your American friend dragged you behind him as he lead the way to Arthur's house. "Pfft, yea right. Come on, it's fun to bug him!" Alfred laughed in his classic booming voice, his iron grip not letting up as he happily dragged you behind him on his merry way. You both entered the house, you yourself reluctantly, as you both began to search the house. "Yo Iggy! Where you at?" Alfred called as he moved towards the door of the Brit's study and gripped the door knob.
Arthur stood before the chair, spell book in his left arm as he prepared the spell. "Alright, ol' boy, lets see if this works." The words flowed smoothly past his lips as he read off the page, a soft glow beginning to show in his hand and slowly becoming b
Say NoHis words sound sweet,Say No3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
his touch makes you shiver,
his kisses go deeper
than your skin.
I see you want more,
you're ready to give in -
please tell him:
'cause you're worth more than that,
more than a hasty night or two.
You're more than your body -
does he care for your soul?
Please tell him:
and don't settle for less,
less than true commitment and love.
Your body is precious -
but would he pay the price?
Please tell him:
to the man to whom
you're just temporary
to the man whose love
lasts only a moment
and all too soon is gone.
to the man who's not willing
to pay the price you're worth,
for you are worth
his life, his death,
His words may sound sweet,
but he'll say them to another.
His touch makes you shiver -
tomorrow, someone else.
His kisses go deep
but not deep enough
for though you want more
how can you find satisfaction
in temporary love,
To Type or to WriteWhen typing, it's fast.To Type or to Write5 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
While writing, there's class.
A question of choice.
Whether or not you choose,
There's nothing to lose.
So why bother?
Just write on whatever.
HealI spend my days in thinking, andHeal3 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
My nights in whimpered pain
I rise to work, but Lord, it hurts
To live this day again
I soothe my wounds with Empathy
Their faces make me feel
That somewhere in this brutal world
There is a chance to heal
I never was the strongest one
My words were never bold
But when the crowd had cast them out
My arms were theirs to hold
My heart was theirs to whisper to
And love, each time you cry
I'm here to wipe each fragile tear
And taste each wounded sigh
I spend my days in waking up
To pain that never fades
But there are lessons to be learned
And words to soothe my days
I feel I've never given much
But now I see the truth
The one thing that I cherished was
The love I gave to you
... Somewhere in this world
There is a chance to heal
I love you all
What?Two pairs of footsteps, runningWhat?3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
VOICE 1 -"Oh shit!"
VOICE 2 - "Fuck, what was that?"
1 - "I don't know, I mean one minute, Jackson's right next to me, the next I'm covered in blood and gore, and he's gone! It's like he exploded!"
2 - "D'you think it has anything to do with the...."
1 - "The thing we saw earlier? No, I thought it might've been the work of QUEEN FUCKING ELIZABETH! OF COURSE THAT'S WHAT I THINK IT WAS!"
2 - "Keep it down, that....thing might be following us!"
Both footsteps slow down, then stop
1 - "What would something like that want with us?"
2 - "Dinner...."
1 - "Yeah, sounds appealing, the skinny bastard and the alcoholic smoking douchebag"
2 - "............"
1 - "Tim?"
1 - "Tim, you dick, where the fuck did you go?"
2 - "AAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH"
A wet squelching sound follows the scream
1 - "TIM!"
1 - "Oh fuck, that's you, isn't it?"
1 - "I didn't want any of this to happen, ever! I just figured we'd go into the woods, dick about, get drunk, and h
Ode to TeaOde to TeaOde to Tea3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Tea, tea, a magical drink,
The more you drink, the more you think...
What if I should become a dinosaur,
A Pterodactyl, with a shrieking roar!
But no, that's not a tea type thing,
What if I was the queen, drinking with the king?
Yes, that's better, or an Asian maid,
Sitting in the sunset watching the Sakuras sway.
Or maybe it's three in the morning,
And papa's coffee's gone without warning,
He needs his shot of pure caffeine,
What could be better than that blackened sheen.
Steeped in a vat of boiling H2O,
Ready to get me ready to go,
For morn, noon, evening; all day,
Maybe a bit of lovely Earl Grey,
But I like my tea black as night,
Strong enough to make you cringe in spite,
But maybe I'll add a little honey,
Good for a sore throat and sick tummy,
Or should I be a young lady,
Sitting under a tree, making it shady,
And a little girl princess can drink with me,
A happy party, just we and tea.
Though, sometimes, I want to be alone,
So I might cry, or pout, or even moan,
Is There a Purpose in Life?Is There a Purpose in Life?2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
People coming, people going, people walking by.
Faces run together in a blur, I wonder - why?
Why am I a member of this thing called human race?
Just how did I arrive here, or am I out of place?
As the people pass me by their eyes avoid my own.
I feel as though I am someone who'll always be unknown.
A city guy, anonymous, without a friend or foe.
I wish someone would tell me, please, the way that I should go.
I sit here in my rented room and write of things sublime.
Ecstasies and fantasies and words that fairly rhyme.
In this world I'm somebody and for a little while,
I get to be the hero or perhaps a wayward child.
As I lay me down I like to think about my day.
I say a little prayer that perhaps I will someday,
understand my unique role and why I take up space.
Will I find my purpose or just die without a trace?
Your New Nekoloid: Japan (Japaneko)Your New Nekoloid: Japan (Japaneko)3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Thank you for custom ordering from Neko Corp. Here is a list of instructions for caring for your new pet Nekoloid and with your new Nekoloid is a few things it might need.
Your Japan Nekoloid Comes With:
- One cat bed,
- One water dish
- One food dish
- A Haro cat toy
- 3lbs of dry cat food
- 5 cans of wet cat food
- 10 cans of tuna
- One collar
- A Scratching post
All Nekoloids are to be kept away from water to keep them functioning and regular grooming to avoid hair balls. Due to pet over populations, Nekoloids are spayed and nurtured before being shipped to you. Nekoloids also have all their shots, and are free of fleas, worms and completely healthy.
We now offer kitten versions of all our Nekoloids.
Wakening Your Nekoloid
Wakening your Japan Nekoloid is very easy; just activate the Haro cat toy and your Japan Nekoloid will happily play with it. Another way is to open a can of tuna; this will be the fastest way to wake him up.
What to fee
Undertaker x Reader Part 4(I'm not going to read pt.3 b4 I write this so if something doesn't agree plz tell me)Undertaker x Reader Part 42 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Grell bounded in and a second later Sebastian came in as well.
"I came to check on my sebby and then decided to see what you were up to, because I was already here."
"I tried to stop him but it was to no avail" Sebastian said to Ciel and you.
They just then noticed that you were crying (Paying no attention to the fact that Ciel was talking when they opened the door,rudely)
"Oh,____, Oh dear, what happened?" Grell asked you while grabbing you away from Ciel (He didn't like that too much.) So you retold your story to Grell while he sat patiently and listened.
"Did you wait for him to respond dear?" Grell asked you. You pondered it a little bit before you responded.
"...No, but I didn't need to I already knew what his answer would be, I mean I'm just a measly apprentice." You said with a frown on your face.
"Oh sweetheart, he might have said oth
PoemsGone is what we used to be.Poems8 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I regret it now; I finally see....
It's time to set these feelings free
That once almost destroyed me.
You probably don't think it's true,
But, yes, I was in love with you.
I just now realized that we're through,
And I think it's split my heart in two.
Even though I know we're over,
Sometimes I still look over my shoulder,
Hoping it's me that you're looking at, though you're holding her.
I can feel my heart freeze.....It gets colder and colder.
One day soon it will break,
But what difference does it make?
I have realized my mistake,
But, alas, it is too late.
To have ever loved in the first place
Was what brought me to such disgrace.
By staying here, I'm losing face.
By leaving, my hopes go to waste.
I won't try to get back together;
I don't think that would work, not ever,
But losing you's got me feeling rather
Not quite right....under the weather.
I know you may not get this letter;
That's probably for the better,
And while my rhyming scheme's not clever,
a poem for that one guy -edit-Roses are reda poem for that one guy -edit-2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Violets are blue
If I ever go down
You’re coming too.
Tell all those secrets
Tell all those lies.
Our friendship fades, and slowly dies.
I tried my best
to be your friend.
but I guess all good things come to an end.
A hug or two ago,
you used to rock me to and fro.
Every time you walked by, I was speechless
Every time you spoke I was breathless
Every time we touched I was helpless.
I was trying to make you mine
But I guess I ran out of time.
PrussiaxReader: Mr. Nice GuyPrussiaxReader:PrussiaxReader: Mr. Nice Guy3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Said man laughed at (Name)'s seeming rage. Hadn't he already told her a thousand times that she should call him 'Awesomeness'?
"You disrespect the awesome, so I shan't answer." He tried using his most dramatic voice. If (Name) had been in the same room, he could have used his pouty face, and she wouldn't be yelling anymore.
In fact, she'd probably be trying to make out with him, right now.
Unfortunately, this wasn't the case, so the dramatic voice would have to do.
"You already did, dumbass."
He'd have to practice his dramatic voice some more, then.
Then again, it wasn't like any other girls resisted his awesome charm. (Name) was the one exception.
She must have been dropped as a baby, he thought. Her 'I'm going to fall madly in love with Gilbert The Awesome's awesomeness' cell isn't functioning.
To top it all off, he really couldn't think of a good comeback.
Wait what had (Name) said again?
Damn his horrible memory.