I Hate Everything About You: Prussia x ReaderWARNING: I haven’t sworn yet, but probably will, so I’m putting this up here. I also might have and forgotten... Whatever. (I just started swearing a lot. There’s name calling, so that means lots of swearing. ^^) I’ll apologize in advance for my usage of teenage slang. I hang out with very eloquent people... So I’m not used to all this nonsense, even if I’m surrounded by it I try to tune it out.
Walking down the hallway of your new school, you heard something peculiar. Annoying, in fact. A male’s voice, that was at such a loud frequency it positively grated on your nerves.
Then, just as you were nearing him, you saw the irritant. It was an albino. And as far as you could see, he was a typical teenage guy. Only decent for some dissection. Even more so that he was albino... an intriguing specimen for sure. You pondered this as he hollered, “I am awesome!”
Relatively loudly, just as you passed him, you said, “No you
Happiness: Prussia x Bartender!ReaderWARNING: Tis fluffeh. Yep, no swears. Le gasp!Happiness: Prussia x Bartender!Reader2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Gilbert had looked for someone. He wanted to confess something, yet there was not a soul in sight. It pained him to see that no one could spare a moment to listen to him. He had called almost everyone in his contact list, and assuming it was just an invitation for drinks they had all blown him off. Every last one of them had left him utterly alone. Gil was at the point where he would do anything to get happy.
I reach out when I have a confession
I reach out in desperation
I reach out when no one is listening
So I go looking for the next best thing
“Something troubling you, hon?” you asked, from your side of the bar. The albino before sat hunched on his barstool, stronger liquor in his glass than the regular beer you served him.
That and the fact that he hadn’t hit on you once tonight made you think the poor man might really be in pain. And who better to console someone in pain than the one serving his drinks?
PrussiaxReader Hacking my lifePrussiaxReaderPrussiaxReader Hacking my life2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Hacking my life
1). Extremely impressive or daunting; inspiring great admiration, apprehension, or fear.
2). Extremely good; excellent.
A simple word, often used excessively by teenagers. But for you, it wasn't just a word. For the government and all internet providers and website owners, it was a threat and a promise, all rolled into one simple word.
"Mr.Awesome" was the code name of the world's best hacker. A man who could hack any computer, could create viruses that got past even the best security. A man whose identity was as mysterious as Batman's. You only knew his identity if he wanted you to. So far, no one knew.
Just the sight of his logo, a tiny doodle of a yellow chick, was enough to send entire governments into immediate action. They had hired hackers, people they used to track, to attempt to catch the man. No one could.
Except maybe you.
Cracking your knuckles, you grinned at the dimly glowing s
She's not afraid: Prussia x ReaderA window creaked opened and a leg pale from the moonlight slipped out. As the feminine figure dropped to the ground from the second story, another figure appeared from behind a tree.She's not afraid: Prussia x Reader2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"_______! Hurry up, it's not cool to keep ze awesome me vaiting!" He hissed. A laugh escaped her lips as she ran across the lawn. Tripping over something, she plowed right into the man. She laughed harder then looked down into his ruby orbs.
"Hey Gil~" She snickered. His eyes narrowed slightly then quickly widened as she planted a kiss on his lips. His arms attempted to wrap around her, but the pressure of her body was suddenly gone. "Come on slow poke!!" She ran to the car. "My brother's gonna get pissed!" Right as she said it, a window on the second story lit up. His silver brows rose as he scrambled to get up.
"What the bloody hell is going on out there!!"
"Get in dumb ass!" She called from his convertible BMW.
"________!!!!!" Her brother screamed, which was met with sly grin.
You're feisty, I like that! PrussiaxReaderYou're feisty, I like that! PrussiaxReader2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Oh boy, you already knew that emotions were confusing but this was just ridiculous.
I mean, come on.
Who even thought it was a good idea to have a crush on someone?!
*~Story time: Flashback~*
Freshman year in High school. You’ve never had a boyfriend before and you’ve never actually been in love before. Besides- no boy seemed to have a crush on you anyways, they weren’t really interested in you. And you weren’t interested in them.
That was until you met him.
Arthur was sweet, charming and handsome, but could be really hot-headed and short-tempered. Arthur wasn’t a genius in school, but he was average. He played guitar in a band with his cousin Alfred and some of his other friends. Moreover he was pretty good at soccer (or football like he used to call it). His messy blond hair covered part of his bushy eyebrows, but they were still pretty evident. Yet
Prussia x Reader: Most GirlsMost girls want a guy who would hold an umbrella over their head and carry them over puddles.Prussia x Reader: Most Girls2 years ago in Romance More Like This
The rain had be teeming down all day and you were currently sheltering from it inside a small cafe along with your boyfriend Gilbert.
After two hours of waiting it was becoming clear that the rain wasn't going to lighten up any time soon.
“Looks like we're gonna have to make a run for it.” You sighed, waiting for Gilberts opinion.
“But zhe awsome me vill get all vet.” He answered with a frown.
Honestly, you did love your boyfriend, but sometimes the size of his ego really rubbed you up the wrong way.
“And zhe awsome me does not vant to get vet. Zhat is your job.”
“Ha ha. Hilarious.” Making it quite obvious how unamused you were. “Seriously though, at this rate we're going have to face it sooner or later.” You mutter as you head towards the door and begin to rummage around in your bag for your [f/c] brolly.
Sexual Tension: England x ReaderWARNING: I swear in this. Get over it, the whole world swears all the time. As I once made an Italian say, “Swearing is good for the soul.”Sexual Tension: England x Reader3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
“I take that as a compliment, stuck up bastard!”
“At least I’m civilized, arse!”
“Well, your language begs to differ!”
“Guys, guys, calm down and listen to the hero’s awesome plan!” America interrupted you and England’s bickering.
But both of you turned to him in a rage and yelled, “FAT ASS!” which effectively sent him away to sulk.
I guess all of you must have been pretty boring, and with you taking care of fighting with England, France was dozing off before you screamed. He groggily opened his eyes, calling out, “I disagree with all of you.”
“SHUT IT, FROG!” you and England yelled again, onl
Glasses [Prussia x Reader]“Gil, I’m home!” I called out to my boyfriend after a long day of work.Glasses [Prussia x Reader]3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
“What happened to ‘mein awesome boyfriend Gil’?” He yelled back. I tried not to laugh and sighed. Full of himself as always. But that’s why I loved the guy.
I stood in the hallway before heading into the living room.
“So how messy is the living room this time? Have any wild parties with Antonio and Francis?” I was referring to Gilbert’s best friends. Together, they were known as the Bad Touch Trio. For very good reasons.
“Very funny frau, but those two didn’t come over today. Yet.”
I casually strolled out into the living room. What I saw pretty much startled me. Gilbert Beilschmidt was reading a book. And not just any book. It was one of my romance novels….
“You’re reading?” I asked carefully.
“No, I’m just casually relaxing with this book here.” He replied sarcasticall
Hidden Qualities (Prussia x Reader)Hidden QualitiesHidden Qualities (Prussia x Reader)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
(Prussia x Reader)
"Kesesese~" That annoying snake-like laughter could be heard from the other side of the school, however you had the pleasure of only being down the hall. The red eyed albino folded his arms behind his head as he laughed along with his two best friends Francis and Antonio. A group of girls surrounded them with love-struck expressions sloppily printed across their makeup caked faces.
With a soft sigh, you shut your locker and readjusted the books in your arms before attempting to slip by the Bad Touch Trio unnoticed. Unfortunately, that did not go as planned.
"Hola chica!" Antonio swiftly found himself at your side. Another's arm wrapped itself around your shoulders.
"Bonjour, belle fille." The Frenchman kissed your cheek much to your dismay. You noticed Gilbert was missing amongst the group causing your brow to furrow. It wasn't that you wanted to see him, it was just strange he was not near the two others. In all honesty, you hated that stupid German
Say it again - PrussiaxReader“Gilbert,” I chirped quietly as I sat on the larger silver-haired man’s lap, facing him. “Gilbert, Gilbert, Gilbert, Gilbert!”Say it again - PrussiaxReader2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
He smiled and chuckled quietly as I continued chanting happily. He had told me before that he liked the way I said his name, he said it made me sound so little and innocent. I just didn’t like how it sounded in other languages, so I naturally used my own. It just didn’t sound nearly as fluent in the others.
“You’re laughing,” I giggled slightly and poked his nose with the tip of my finger. He chuckled again and lightly took my hand in his larger one.
“No, just chuckling,” he replied with a smile and put our hands against his cheek. I giggled when I felt his voice reverberate through his chest. It was such a comforting feeling that I closed my eyes and sighed contently afterwards.
Gilbert gently removed our hands from his cheek again and in the proces
PrussiaxReader Do that again and I'll.....PrussiaxReaderPrussiaxReader Do that again and I'll.....2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Do that again and I'll......
Your mother loved to volunteer. Baking, sewing, knitting, firefighting. You name it, she did it. But she did too much. Which is why you were stuck with the duty of baking cookies for a children's hospital. You wouldn't have minded if it was just you baking. Unfortunately, your accidental friend Gilbert had decided that he wanted to help you.
"Go away Gilbert." You snapped at him, stirring the batter. He smirked, his silvery white hair glinting in the mid-day sunlight. Leaning over you shoulder, he dipped his fingers in the batter, scooping some into his mouth.
You elbowed him and glared. He fake gasped, pretending to clutch his heart in dismay.
"Come on Frau!! Cooking is supposed to be fun!"
He continued whining, wrapping his arms about your waist and resting his chin against your shoulder. You ignored him, well, ignored him as best as you could. The guy needed to have an off switch for his v
APH | Leave Me Alone [Prussia x Reader] : RQAPH | Leave Me Alone [Prussia x Reader] : RQ2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Prussia x Reader - Leave Me Alone!
Hallo, this is a one-shot and request ;u;
whichiprobablyhaven'thadsincelastmonth. W-well anyways, I'll try to make this to her liking.
Warning: Has vulgar language
"Hey _____!" a familiar voice shouted through the hallways. You didn't bother to look back because you already know who it was. Gilbert, the amazing albino and eye candy to sluts. You continued to walk faster and you could feel him getting closer to you. Before he could touch your shoulder, you turned around and sighed in annoyance.
"What to you want?" you asked harshly.
"Geez frau, why do you have to be so cold?" he asked pretending to be hurt.
"This isn't the reason why your here right? What do you want?"
"The awesome me," you rolled your eyes, "would like to take you on a date _____!"
"Denied, now leave me alone."
Your words hit him in the face like a brick of cement and his heart fell as you walked away without looking back. Just as soon, he started ge
The scramble for the radiator (PrussiaXReader)You groaned, pressing yourself against the radiator. Why did it have to be so cold? Shivering, you sunk lower, pressing your back against the hot surface and closed your eyes.The scramble for the radiator (PrussiaXReader)3 years ago in Romance More Like This
“Hey! Frau!” You heard and you growled under your breath. “Quit hogging the warmth!” Gilbert complained. You saw him frowning at you when you cracked one eye open. “No. It’s mine.” You retorted, lifting your arms up to place them around the radiator possessively.
He glared at you, sitting on his haunches next to you. “C’mon frau, sharing is caring.” You shook your head fervently and bared your teeth at him. “Hell no!” After sighing once, he smirked maliciously at you.
Narrowing your eyes at him, you shrunk back as he advanced, tickling your sides. “No! Stop! Please!” You managed to cry out, squirming under his grasp. You managed to kick him several times, but he merely coughed and carried on with his torture.
PrussiaxReader-A not so innocent summer pocky gameIt was a hot summer day out, probably the hottest summer day to date according to the weather, and so, you decided to just stay at your home and waste the entire day browsing the internet or watching your favourite TV shows. You would have loved to go out, maybe go to the beach with your pals or something, but these two words haunted your mind every time you made your plans: "Sun Burns".PrussiaxReader-A not so innocent summer pocky game2 years ago in Romance More Like This
You did think of using sun-screen, but your lovely house-mate has brought the entire bottle when she went on a one-week, out of town trip. Alas, it's one of the many perks of having someone who believes in the "what's mine is yours, what's yours is mine" principle living with you. She did ask if you were ever going to use it, you just said no cause you didn't really have any plans of going out for the rest of the week.
You decided to just browse the internet at first, therefore, you opened your computer. You also opened your electric fan and faced it to yourself in hopes of cooling yourself. Ho
Prussia x Reader: LiesThe white-haired “Prussian” sat down in front of you with obnoxious laughter leaving his pallid pink lips. Antonio and Francis sat beside Gilbert, and Ludwig and you glanced up from the books you two had been reading, raising a single eyebrow in perfect synchronization at the older yet much less mature Gilbert and his friends.Prussia x Reader: Lies2 years ago in Romance More Like This
He had on a dark T-shirt, and in large, block, white lettering, the following read: WARNING: YOU CAN GO BLIND FROM MY PURE AWESOMENESS!
That was totally a shirt the narcissist idiot would wear.
“You shouldn’t advertise lies on your T-shirt,” you scoffed at him as you flipped the page on your book. “Seriously. It gives people the wrong idea. We don’t want people to actually believe you’re awesome. It would suck for them when they realize you’re most definitely not.”
“Not in a good mood, are ve?” Gilbert asked as he leaned forward. “Someone isn’t feeling awesome today!”
Prussia x Reader - Sour Cherry BlastersPrussia x Reader - Sour Cherry BlastersPrussia x Reader - Sour Cherry Blasters2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Come on frau! Just do it!" your albino boyfriend purred into your neck.
"N-no Gilbert! I said this before." you blushed as he kissed your collar bone.
"But this candy is awesome!" he said trying to push the sugar coated candy through your tight lips.
"Gil you know how much I hate sour candy!" you whined getting off his lap. The Prussian sighed.
"They aren't as bad as you think ________!" he came up behind you and wrapped his pale arms around your waist.
You snuggled into his firm chest. You never had liked sour things. Ever. But Gilbert loved them. He especially liked sour cherry blasters. Your boyfriend would constantly try to get you to eat them, but with no avail.
Gilbert would ask you, tickle you, be all sexy towards you, and even sit on you until you agreed.
Gil sighed and ran his finger through his snow white hair. 'How can I make her try them?' he thought to himself.
Then, an idea struck him. He reached into a nearby sour cherry bla
Curing bad dreams (PrussiaXReader)Gilbert groaned, his temperature feverish as he tossed in his bed. “N-nein!” He muttered, biting his lip.Curing bad dreams (PrussiaXReader)3 years ago in Romance More Like This
In the throngs of his dream he was staring at your bloodied body in despair, tears running down his face. He heard a sound behind him and spun around, hoping to see the perpetrator. The shape slipped out of his sight around the corner and Gilbert stood up after gently putting down your body, chasing after it.
Rage the sole thing on his mind, he pushed his legs to go at a near inhuman speed.
Franctically searching for it, he skidded on the landing, starting to sprint down the steps.
As he wasn’t paying attention to his footing, he yelped when his foot trod on air. Lurching forward, Gilbert sat bolt upright in his bed, panting heavily. As he tried to calm his breathing he blinked at the alarm clock.
Well that was lucky at least, it was set to go off in five minutes. Quickly he turned it off and lay back down, snuggling into your back.
He needed some reassurance that
A Secret Love Letter~ Bestfriend!GilbertxReaderA Secret Love Letter~ Bestfriend!GilbertxReader2 years ago in Romance More Like This
“Ahhh…. What a nice day,” you said as you stretched your arms out. You had just finished sweeping up the floors in the café that you were working at. You were looking around to see if you missed any spots when you heard the door jingle. “Hello, welcome to--” you stopped and blinked. Was that…?
“(y/n)?” your customer froze as well and stared right back, his mouth beginning to smile.
“You… you work here?”
You ran over and glomped him. “Gilly!!” you laughed.
He laughed as well as he hugged you back and said, “Ach, you’re hugging me so tight, I can’t breathe…”
You “pouted” and pulled back so you could look at him. “Well, who’s the person who had the nerve to go to a different school a million miles away?” you were joking, but you couldn’t help but feel a little bit hurt from remembering.
“Frau…” he said, hurt ref
'Veird' (PrussiaXReader) RQRain. It was raining again. Not that you complained really, apart from when you got caught in one of the storms and ended up soaked to the bone. To be honest, the erratic trickling of the water, the gliding tracks down your cold windowpanes, even the pounding roar of the wind; you enjoyed it all.'Veird' (PrussiaXReader) RQ2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Especially if you were sitting inside beside the window that stretched from floor to ceiling, cuddled up in a worn, woolly blanket and cradling your favourite albeit chipped mug of steaming tea. You were enjoying it even more so, especially when you leaned your cheek against the chilled glass, relishing the difference in temperature.
“Vhat are you doink?” Your heart skipped a beat in surprise at the familiar voice. “Nothing much,” you replied, turning to see the man whose voice had startled you, “just enjoying the rain.” The albino let out a snort of disbelief, seating himself on the floor beside you crosslegged.
“You’re veird,” he commente
Me? Jealous? ((Prussia x reader))Sighing quite loudly, (name) hoped that her awesomely annoyingMe? Jealous? ((Prussia x reader))2 years ago in Romance More Like This
boyfriend -who was currently being flirted by the waitress- would notice her and remember they were in the middle of a date. She tossed her (h/c) locks over her shoulder and poked at her food, not interested in eating the cold nuggets on her plate-tray.
For what seemed like an eternity, the waitress stopped flirting but gave him her number and left with a seductive wink. The albino smiled uneasily and shifted in his seat. Turning back to his partner, he cocked an eyebrow as she drilled deep, dark, invisible holes in the back of the departing slut- err, I mean, waitress.
"What's wrong?" he questioned
(name) simply shook her head and looked to the side, admiring the dresses behind the glass window of a nearby store.
"You're not jealous... are you?"
She turned back to the red-eyed teen, glaring nuclear bombs at him.
"Why the hell should I be jealous!?" she huffed
The boy raised a brow and raised his hands as if being accused o
Valentine's Day Prussia x reader Ring! Ring! _____'s phone rang, buzzing around the small table beside her bed. She groaned, blindly reaching for her phone.Valentine's Day Prussia x reader3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"What?" she growled as she picked up.
"Hallo, ______! It is zhe awesome me~!"
"Hey, why are you calling me at freaking five o'clock in the morning?!"
"Vell, I...uh...It's Valentine's Day, right?"
"Yeah, so?" ______ said carefully, now fully awake. She had been secretly wishing that he'd ask her out for Valentine's Day.
"Are...are you doing anything today?" he said quietly, his voice fading towards the last few words.
______ smirked. She could practically hear his oversized ego breaking. "No~"
"Awesome! Come hang out with the awesome me!"
"Gil..." ______ said, using her nickname for him. "It's still 5 in the morning, you do realize that?"
"Oh...ja...Meet me at zhe park at 11! 'Kay? Aweso
PrussiaxReader ~ One Broken PromisePrussiaxReader ~ One Broken Promise2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Shoot, _________! Shoot!" Your friend's voice was just another among many others.
A loud roar of cheers echoed throughout the crowd as your foot kicked the black and white ball that landed straight inside the net. It took you a good five seconds to register what just happened. You had made the final goal.
Your teammates came running towards you before hoisting you up onto their shoulders, screaming and shouting your name. You laughed and cheered, feeling your cheeks heat up from getting so much attention all so suddenly. The game was currently stuck at a tie, and in order to win you had to make one last point. Which you did.
People rose from their seats and clapped nonstop, glad that their hometown team won.
This was all too perfect for you. Everyone was being so nice and you were feeling happier than ever. But what really made your heart thump was that you couldn't wait to jump into your best friend Gilbert's arms.
After the massive excitement phase was over, you announced to your te
PrussiaxReader The Vet“Gilbert! Ugh!” You walked around the house, looking for the Prussian and his bird. You should have told him you were going to get ice cream. But no, you had decided to be honest and tell the albino that you were going to the vet.PrussiaxReader The Vet2 years ago in Humor More Like This
You heard a “Piyo!” followed by “Verdammt, Gilbird! Shut up!” You followed the sound, tracking it to the bathroom. You pulled open the shower curtain to reveal Gilbert, with Gilbird on his head. You rolled your eyes.
“Come on, we’re going to be late for Gilbird’s appointment.” You hoped Gilbert would give in and allow you to take them to the vet, but, of course, that’s not what happened. Gilbert shouted “No!” and then darted past you, with his bird, and ran down the hallway.
You sighed in exasperation, walking out of the bathroom. “Gil, don’t be such a baby!” Instantly a reply came.
“I am not a baby! Scheiße!” He realized that he had given away hi
Popular!Prussia X Bullied!Reader: Unexpected FateWarnings: Cursing, and Nudity (kind of, it's not really described)Popular!Prussia X Bullied!Reader: Unexpected Fate3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
BEEP BEEP BEEP
'Ugh...please don't let it be Monday. At least tell me that I overslept and that there's no point in going to school today.'
I lifted my blanket off of my head, and looked at my alarm clock.
'Why? And I actually woke up on time. I hate my life.' I threw on whatever clothes I saw first in my closet, and grabbed my bag.
"Time for another day of hell." As I walked out the door.
When the awesome me woke up, I felt something on the other side of my bed. So, I reached over and felt someone's hair. Then I turned around and saw...Dolly.
'Fuck my life.'
Now she's going to think that we're a thing. She is so annoying, but I still slept with her but then again the awesome me has needs. Oh well who cares.
"Gilly~ Are you awake~?" Dolly said. I pretended to be asleep hopefully she won't notice.
"Oh he's still sleeping, that mean
Prussia X Reader - Battle Of The SexesPrussia X Reader - Battle Of The Sexes2 years ago in Humor More Like This
You stared down at the bubbling pot before you, a large smile spreading across your face. The pleasant smell of cooking food spread throughout your kitchen, thrilling your nostrils with each breath. This is going to be good.
You grabbed a wooden spoon and began to stir the thick liquid. Your stomach was already growing impatient, and its loud grumbling was getting on your nerves. Maybe a quick sip of this soup couldn’t hurt? You lifted the spoon and neared it towards your lips, watching the steam that twirled from it.
“Mm!” you hummed as the thick, hot soup travelled down your throat. You placed the spoon back into the bubbling pot and smirked. As if on cue, your boyfriend, Gilbert, strode into the kitchen.
“Mm! Smells good!” he sighed, wrapping his strong arms around your waist and placing his chin on your shoulder.
“Yeah, but it needs some more noodles. Can you get some from the pantry?” you asked, still stirring the soup. Gilbert hummed in a