Germany x Reader x Prussia : I'm not getting fat!Ludwig had invited you for a little get together, you simply agreed since you had a crush on Ludwig since 5-ever! You knew Ludwig was an AMAZING baker, he could also cook too, but his cakes and sweets would melt in your mouth, and you would be like in bakery heaven. You putted on your favorite outfit and headed out for Ludwig's house, which wasn't far from here.Germany x Reader x Prussia : I'm not getting fat!2 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
You arrived at Ludwig's house, you were greeted by an 'awesome' Prussia friend of yours, "Kesesesesesesese~! Guten Tag __(Y/N)__! Have you come to see the awesome me?" Gilbert blared, as he let you into the house. "Heh, nope. I came here for Ludwig, and of course you too. Since this is a little get together." you simply smiled.
Ludwig came out of the kitchen, with a tray of cakes and different types of sweets, you eyes widened, 'Oh,gawd.' you thought, "U-Um..How am I going to finish all of that?" you mumbled. "Vell I finished making you zome sweets, enjoy." Ludwig said sternly and sat beside you, watching you take a puffy cake
Dark!Angel!Russia-x-Reader [Drabble]I see you there, checking the small glowing screen of your phone.Dark!Angel!Russia-x-Reader [Drabble]2 years ago in Horror More Like This
The day has been long and tiring, and you just wanted to go home to collapse onto your bed.
Then you would sleep, awaken, and repeat today's cycle - over and over again.
Unless, of course, I decide to intervene.
You lift your gaze and glance around at the street, checking for any cars that might be coming your way. The only one in sight is at least three blocks away, you say to yourself. You could cross the street easily before it got to you. With unfaltering confidence, you step off the curb and start for the opposite side.
However, you never see the motorist that decides to make a sharp right, just on the street adjacent to you.
All life eventually ends. It is a fact, it is known by everyone. Even the tiniest of infants is aware of the truth that they, too, will one day cease to breath, cease to move, and cease to see. Some die in their sleep after living a long life filled with suffering and pleasura
A Lover's Curse (An Undertaker x Reader Fanfic)A Lover's CurseA Lover's Curse (An Undertaker x Reader Fanfic)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
A body had come in not an hour ago. She was perfect, almost no scratches upon her flawless skin from whatever it had been that killed her. Definitely one of the best, no, the best, corpse he had gotten in a long time.
It would be terrible to have to bury her underground, where no one could see her, he mused, gazing down at her still, lifeless body through his silvery grey hair.
The sound of fabric was heard throughout the silent parlor as he slowly reached down to gently caress her cheek, his long black nails barely grazing her soft skin.
That touch triggered images to flow into her mind, flooding his vision. It took him a moment to realize that in the images, he was seeing her memories.
This didn't happen with normal bodies, he realized with a start. Normal corpses would be just that, corpses. He had only seen this once before, when he had been training to be a Shinigami so many years ago. The corpse's soul hadn't properly been reaped, and its memories had remained in
Kiddway's Game: AU Assassin's Creed Black Flag 4 "Ah, Kenway, you really aren't any good at this, are you?" asks Mary, laughing at me from beside the haystack. I want to groan in frustration. It is impossible to sneak up on this woman! Instead, I hook her around the waist and pull her into the haystack with me, kissing her as soon as she lands beside me. Mary Read has become my obsession.Kiddway's Game: AU Assassin's Creed Black Flag 41 year ago in Romance More Like This
"Of course I'm good at this," I say after releasing her lips. "I have been doing this for years, assassin training or no, and I've not been caught once."
"And yet I've managed to catch you every time. Why is that?" she asks, her eyes now sparkling with amusement.
"Two reasons," I say, pressing a kiss to her neck. "One, because you are better than they were."
"Flattery won't get you out of training, Kenway," she tells me, accompanied by a look that tells me I'm an idiot if I think otherwise.
"And two," I continue as if she hasn't spoken, "you'r
TOMB RAIDER LEGEND: WHERE IS MY SANDWICH!?!?!?!?!?AMANDA: YOU IDIOT, YOUVE RUINED EVERYTHING!TOMB RAIDER LEGEND: WHERE IS MY SANDWICH!?!?!?!?!?2 years ago in Drama More Like This
LARA: ALL THESE YEARS I BLAMED MYSELF AND IT WAS YOU, YOU ATE IT!
AMANDA: ATE IT!?! I DID NOT! IT WENT SOMEWHERE IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO WHERE YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT IT.....IN YOUR STOMACH!
LARA: MAKE SENSE RIGHT THIS SECOND OR I SWEAR I WILL TOAST YOU WHERE YOU STAND.
AMANDA: I TOLD YOU TO EAT IT, I TOLD YOU......
(LARA SHOOTS NEAR AMANDA'S HEAD, THREATENING HER)
AMANDA: IN THE BIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS MOULDY! DONT YOU GET IT? YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND.......IM WASTING MY BREAD!
(LARA GOES TO KILL AMANDA BUT KNOCKS HER UNCONSCIOUS WITH HER GUN)
LARA: FROM THIS MOMENT...YOUR EVERY FILLING IS A GIFT FROM ME!
LARA: FOR YEARS MY FATHER BELIEVED THAT BROWN BREAD WAS BETTER FOR HIM. IT WAS WHAT KEPT HIM GOING! I PITIED HIM FOR THINKING THAT WAY!
(LARA PICKS UP THR BREAD KNIFE)
LARA: ALLISTER, GO TO SUBWAY IMMEDIATELY! RING ME WHEN YOU GET THERE. BRING EXTRA
Star Fox: Kursed ep. 1KursedStar Fox: Kursed ep. 18 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
#1: Short Fuse Burning
The vixen awoke with a jerk, banging her knees against her ships control panel with a frustrated yelp. The cockpits light flickered on in response to her movements, though it did not matter. Nothing had changed since the last three times she awoke from her sleep cycles. Outside the cockpit of her small spaceship was nothing but the blackness of space. The shinning lights of countless stars in the distance offering only a reminder of her loneliness.
"Damn it!" The vixen cursed as she fell back into her chair in an attempt to calm down. Her breaths were still coming out in labored pants and a cold sweat matted her fine blue fur and hair.
It had been almost three weeks since she had fled the Lylat system; a place she once dared to call home. Yet the nightmarish events that forced her departure still lingered. The vixen was once known as Krystal; an orphaned girl with no memory of her past, only the knowledge that her
Undertaker x Reader - Coffins, Death, LoveUndertaker x Reader - Coffins, Death, Love2 years ago in Settings More Like This
You just moved to the UK. Your job had moved there so if they moved you moved. You were the co- president so you had to go or you would be fired. It took you a long time to get to that rank. You were a "Undertaker" as people called you. You were alway amazed by dead person's body. You loved your job and you always had to train the newbies that just started. "________." your boss called "Yes?" you turned around gracefully. "I have this man I want you to meet for me." he handed you an address. "Alright." you said putting the address in your pocket.
You follow the address to this building that looked haunted. The sigh on the building said "The Undertaker." you smiled in excitement. You opened the door it was quiet very quiet. You saw coffins and people organs that made you laugh. "Well, Well what do we have here?" you heard a strange voice. You saw a coffin open revealing two yellow or hazel eyes (correct me if I'm wrong plz) looking at you. "Hi. Are you...." you looked at th
Raise Your Glass HighControl? No. She couldn't. It was hard enough converting the heretic geth... even the Reapers, horrible as they were, didn't deserve to have all choice taken from them. And it had been what they wanted The Illusive Man to do-- who knew what would happen if she tried taking them? Things could very well become so much worse, what if she reached the same decision as the Catalyst one day, and simply began this all over again?Raise Your Glass High3 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
Destruction was equally unthinkable. If there was one thing Shepard would not let herself be remembered for, it would be a mass genocide the likes of which the galaxy had never seen before. Killing the geth when they had just achieved peace, just achieved true sentience; killing EDI when she had shown just how human 'artificial intelligence' could be. There was also the confirmation that each Reaper was indeed the last remains of an ancient species. Even after all they had done, she couldn't destroy the little that remained of those people.
All that left was what t
And then...Sexy time! No? Okay...And then...Sexy time! No? Okay...3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The calm breeze, the smell of freshly cut grass, the blissful chirping of a few birds, and specially, a lack of people, made the park just perfect to be in the morning. At least, for the dark-brown-haired-15-years-old-boy, lazily and comfortably lying down on the grass, it was.
Till a feminine voice came in and disturbed him from his thoughts. More from the lack of them, as he was trying to sleep.
"It's Luca." He said more in automatic way than by response not even bothering to open his eyes. For what? That voice. He knew it too well. Besides, the grass was comfortable as fuck. "Shut up, it's fucking early."
Of course, she didn't like to be treated like that. I mean, for someone with a mansion and servants, of course she didn't like to be treated like she wasn't even important.
And that's why she approached the almost-asleep-but-definitely-slobbering boy and kicked him in the legs. "Get up, you lazy bum!" When the only
i fell in love with judasthere was a time, once.i fell in love with judas2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
you were the fucking seas, boy,
i was one step above,
i, the roaring ocean that all the rivers
delegated you to, and god,
you flowed into me.
a wise man once prophesised
All Roads Lead to Munich
and what the fuck did that ever mean?
you said yes sir in time to the drums i beat
and you said yes sir to the opposition
when our front lines had retreated.
we were fucking wolves
with devil grins that crucified
Innocents and Evils
and then stopped for tea
with no heavy hearts.
you'd had bruised knuckles.
and so i thought for one
that if i let you
peel back my skin like
you’d find everything you needed.
but the seas en masse were always
spoiled rotten fucks,
that smoked like chimneys and
swayed with the wind, unlike
the omnipresence of the ocean.
is there a strong enough word for betrayal
that means "i wont forgive you
in any incarnation" ?
funny, your eyes were my colour,
ocean blue, skeletally so,
pipedreamhomesick, he said,pipedream2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
words like fire as they
dripped out of his head
lovestruck, he cried,
words like ice when
he says them he sighs
deep, melancholy lullabies
dumbfounded, he wept,
words like the tender
broken heart that he kept
cuddled under his ribs
for a place that like
love, didn't exist,
but he tried
enough to find it.
as he tried to stop the
chatter running around in his head.
sleepwalkingcome on darling boy,sleepwalking2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
take my hand it isn’t far now
we’ll be safe if we’re in tandem
a days walk to the north into the land of
love, you’ll find us twined up
precious hand in precious hand-em
come on love follow me into the caves
your love a molten atmosphere
emanating off in waves
like torchlight as it silhouettes
glovéd fingers on pale skin
a kiss within the heart
that’s condemning me to sin
come on dearest there is reason in your eyes,
honeyed tongue to thickened lead
slips between your ruffled guise
i feel it in your trembling
you’re breaking slowly underneath
being bared for me to see
like a sword drawn from its sheath
your soul drawn from its scabbard
your blade has pierced my heart
i kiss your eyes while you are sleeping
and like a dream i part
Star Fox at the MoviesCOMEDYStar Fox at the Movies5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Fox: Oh now, that was just stupid!
Krystal: How silly! And these people get paid to act like that?
Slippy: Even I wouldn't do that!
Bernie: That was just rich!
Peppy: It's okay, I guess.
Katt: Out in public, too!
Falco: What a couple of clucks!
Dash (laughing really hard): I'd better leave, or else I'll bust a gut!
Miyu: *laughs hysterically*
Fay: Oh, is he going to feel that!
Bill: I'm glad I didn't order a drink to go with this one!
Leon: I've seen funnier.
Panther (laughing really hard): Oh, oh my ribs!! Panther can't feel his ribs anymore!!!
Wolf (annoyed): And Wolf can't feel his brain anymore.
Andrew: Maybe I don't have a sense of humor, but I honestly don't think this is very funny.
Pigma: Ah, what do you know?!
Fox: Oh, brother.
Krystal: I take it these kinds of outbursts aren't socially acceptable?
Slippy: I can't believe I'm watching this.
Amanda: What a baby.
Bernie: I'll say. I'm gla
When All Hell Breaks Loose Part 1My fourteenth year. Today was completely the same as any other. Demons don't usually take time to acknowledge when other were born. It was often because they were so old, they lost track of the countless days. Not to mention demons lived in bodies unlike their own. But in my case, it wasn't just another possession. This was MY body. I was born into it, the product of a demon and, believe it or not, an archangel. My mother was the demon, a well known seductress. My father was the archangel. Sent down to Earth on business, he became entranced with the demon, the very one he was meant to slaughter. Despite what some think, demons can have feelings. They can have morals. In some ways, humans and demons are identical. It's just that demons tend to sin more than an average human. I am not certain if I have parents any longer. I always hoped they were alive somewhere, though in my soul...or lack thereof, I somehow knew they weren't. When the forbidden relationship was found out, the demons drWhen All Hell Breaks Loose Part 12 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Hippogriff Amigurumi PatternBuckbeak the Hippogriff AmigurumiHippogriff Amigurumi Pattern4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Pattern by Bandotaku
You will need:
-F hook (main body), G hook (wings)
-Light gray yarn (head, wings, and upper body)
-Medium gray yarn (lower body and back legs)
-Dark gray yarn (front legs, beak, wing tips)
-Black yarn (hooves, tail)
-White or cream yarn OPTIONAL (for chest and upper-front-legs. It's m ore difficult to do, but it looks very pretty.)
-plastic safety eyes, approx. 12 mm. (felt or button eyes would also work)
Feel free to choose colors other than what I have directed. How about a brown hippogriff? A black one? Multi-colored?
Please make as many cute little hippogriffs as you'd like for you or your friends or sell them locally, but please do not sell them online.
The toe design I tweaked from this pattern http://sarselgurumi.blogspot.com/2011/05/toothless-amigurumi-pattern.html
The wings I borrowed from the same website, which was borrowed from a different source.
Because this is a free pattern, it has not been offici
constellationshe was a starconstellation2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
shone bright in the
moonlight and even
in the sun when the
skyscapes reigned blue.
she was a star but
she was a constellation
when the skies
were dark and
she wasnt alone.
she was a star and
she was a constellation
but there were
so many more
so many less
she was alone.
bright on the far
side of the galaxy because
it was in her nature;
she was a star.
damagei. the filling heat felt likedamage2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
a curse back then,
but as the bickering wind
whipped up into
the open window and
drained the warmth
right out of his hands
he mourned the loss
of the beating
sun on his sweat-slicked scabs.
ii. carelessly, it spit
in his direction, a
delicious burst licking
out of the fireplace like
a tongue and he reached
right for the flame and
caught it in his hands,
the heat stinging his
but he hummed and laughed at all of the
rawness. it wasn't the first time
iii. he sunk into the chair
and watched the sun set,
waiting for the chorus of
crackles and whipping drapes
to envelope his brain. and
he fell asleep to the sound
frayed skin and all.
absenteei always tried to draw the dark.absentee2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
to sketch the shadows that lingered too long in
the corners of my room like
the corners of my mind.
but then again,
i never did like self-portraits
sirensmamma always used to warn mesirens2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
about the boys i'd run with.
"if you ain't careful
he'll tempt your heart
right out of your
and into his open hands."
i drowned out her words with
and the next time i turned around
i saw my
splayed right in his palms
still,"i want grandchildren."still,2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
that car ride ruined some things
threw a wine bottle at the wall
15 years sitting
it was good enough or
it wasn't good enough
all the silence forced
my pride to jump out the window
if any rested in her
she showed it off like a speech bubble
tied it to her teeth
slammed it in the door
had it under her pillow for months
and years and years and years
there was no statement
there was no outstretched hand
just steering wheel clenching
knuckles white and jaw taut
(all because who i bed was not her mindful of
i still think i'm a tumor
she shows it off like a speeding ticket
i put a pin through it
i put it on her sweater
she never wears it
sinning was the devil's metronomesound some sort of sirensinning was the devil's metronome2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
sound some sort of bell
because i swear that when we wake up
we’ll all be trapped in hell and
i can tell
there wont be any screaming or yelling
just admission to the fact that yes.
you deserved to be there one hundred and
fifty percent and yes,
you did sin hard and sin fast,
sin bigger and badder than the best of us
with the rest of us.
sinning was the devils song
a music note he dragged along with
every word he wrote
his crafted pen of fabled hope
that he threw down wells like rope
and watched bodies swing instead of cling
from crags and cliff walls
Mage's Pride Tev. TranslationMage's Pride(Anima Magus)Mage's Pride Tev. Translation4 years ago in Drama More Like This
Anders: tui e mea-
unto you and I
F!Hawke: e tua, ma adore.
and you, my love(masc).
F!Hawke: omne a rei vera ti reina.
in all, to king true your(masc) queen/in all, to your king I your true queen.
(alternatively- omne a rei via ti rei na-