Wonderbolt Academy told entirely in rhyme.To start out this one they're enjoying a meal,Wonderbolt Academy told entirely in rhyme.3 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
while Pinkie hops around with no shortage of zeal.
They take the time to spout some exposition,
as they all await Rainbow Dash's admission.
To the Wonderbolts Academy she has applied,
and we hear how she's awesome before an answer they provide.
At first she reports that she's been rejected,
before revealing the lie and saying she's been selected!
RD soon leaves to the Wonderbolt unknown,
and Pinkie calls out with a giant megaphone.
After the op'ning we look to the skies,
where into the camp Rainbow Dash now flies.
The new recruits end up all forming a line,
before Spitfire does her best to get them to resign.
She goes up to Rainbow and implies that she'll quit,
RD refutes her; to this she'll commit.
Back to Spitfire the final pony in the line snaps,
and to prove herself they all do five hundred laps.
Rainbow begins racing this new pegasi,
and their race to 500 ends in a tie.
The duo land and Spitfire commends,
leading the pair to become ra
One Bad Apple told entirely in rhymeApplebloom starts us off by hiding in an armoire,One Bad Apple told entirely in rhyme3 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
She's getting ready to greet a cousin who has traveled in from afar.
Applejack rolls her eyes and tells her not to stress,
while Applebloom dirties her room with all manner of dress.
The pair arrive at the Friendship Express station,
The crusaders arrive and bounce with anticipation.
The crusaders plan out what persuasion they'll need,
and the train finally arrives with the cargo of Babs Seed.
For Babs the crusaders try to meet every need and service,
But upon being swarmed the other filly seems nervous.
They take her to the clubhouse and show her around,
but a positive reaction just cannot be found.
So they bring her outside to show her their float,
But Diamond and her toady show up to gloat.
They point out Babs has a blank flank as well,
but all thoughts of Babs being a crusader she does quickly quell.
She turns on Applebloom and her crusading pals,
She makes fun of their club and joins the other gals.
Babs then shows almost no self-c
60 Things Pinkie Pie isn't Allowed to Do Anymore1. I will stop narrating events around me.60 Things Pinkie Pie isn't Allowed to Do Anymore3 years ago in Humor More Like This
2. Bananas do not make good boomerangs.
3. Pinkie Pie will stop speaking in the third pony.
4. I will stop making "You might be a redneck" jokes around the Apple Family.
5. Take that costume off.
6. I will not reorganize Twilight's books without her knowledge.
7. "I was bored" is not an excuse.
8. Coffee is off-limits.
9. Especially after what happened last time.
10. No pony wants to see me to a table dance.
11. Get down from there.
12. I live in the country of Equestria, not Imaginaryland.
13. Pudding is eating, not for bathing.
14. Same goes for chocolate milk.
15. And anything vaguely liquid for that matter.
16. Fireworks are only supposed to be set off outside.
17. Remember what happened last time?
18. I am not allowed to go cow-tipping anymore.
19. I will not mess with Rarity's mane.
20. Especially when she's not asleep.
21, I will not make faces at anypony behind their backs.
22. Or while they're facing me.
23. I am not allowed t
Sick DayI had gotten the message from one of Tooth’s mini fairies who flew to my warren about an hour ago. Needless to say wasn’t sure on how to react to it. None of the other guardians had ever fallen seriously ill before; no one knew what to do in a situation like this.Sick Day3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
After gathering up what little medical supplies I had into my pack and instructing the eggs on what to do while I was gone, I opened one of my tunnel systems and headed for the North Pole. The message from Tooth and the others kept circulating through my mind. Jack had appeared on North’s doorstep, shivering and suffering from a fever. North said Jack passed out as soon as he knew that North had seen him. North then immediately had the yetis notify all of us; North needed our help with this. While being great with children when they are healthy, North had no experience in how to care for an ill child. Let alone an 18 year-old immortal winter spirit.
North was reviewing some of the yetis
Smile.Jpg Story/Creepypasta Pt 1Smile.Jpg Story/Creepypasta Pt 13 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Toby had been at his computer all night, for a few nights. He just couldn't get over the other night. Mike lifting his machete, as it went down, slicing Slenderman's neck. The spinal cord being sliced as blood oozed from Slender's rolling head. His lifeless body just letting it go free. He couldn't think straight. He had bags forming under his eyes.
*FIRST PERSON POV*
I'm so tired from the other night. The image just keeps playing in my mind. I turned around and noticed my window was slowly lighting up. What day was it? Monday? Tuesday? ffghftsday? Oh what am I thinking. I need sleep. I almost jumped up when I heard my door open and James walk in. He as well had drowsy eyes, but they weren't as bad as mine. "Dude, get some sleep. It's been 2 days." I shook my head slowly as I stared at my screen watching as many funny videos as i could. My mind kept saying the same things. "Slenders, dead. I am alive. Calm down. You're safe now." My reflexes almost went for my pistol that I now leave o
Red Moon Chapter 1- Evil Around UsRed Moon Chapter 1- Evil Around Us3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
He held up the lantern with a worried glance. For some reason, he wasn't home anymore. He had been dropped into a huge forest in the middle of the night. The only things around him when he awoke were a lantern, oil, and Stephano holding a potion.
"Why am I here? This isn't a game..."
The golden statue gave a sigh. "I don't know." A terrifying answer to hear from someone who was usually PewDie's best hope. "I'm just as confused as you are. This is something I've never come across..."
"Now I'm scared." The Swedish male paused, his eyes growing wide. "Stephano?! What was that?! Nej, nej, nej!!"
In the process of flailing about and screaming, he had dropped Stephano and shattered the potion all over him. "Oi, Felix! Calm do-" With a bright flash of light, the Frenchman grew into a larger person than Felix himself. But the flustered male was far too busy refilling the lantern to even cast a glance over to the spectacle behind him.
"... Merde! Why am I wearing shorts!" The golden-clad male q
Fossil Fighters: The Champions 19"Well dang! I didn't know the feller could pull a castle outta the sea!" Joe stared in horror from the window at Wildwest Tower. The moment ZongaZonga had set off, I flew off with Coatlus to my current location.Fossil Fighters: The Champions 193 years ago in Romance More Like This
Professor Scatterly seemed the most distraught, "He was able to raise the building despite being in Rupert's body for such a short time..." he stated gloomily, "Once he becomes fully adjusted, I fear he may prove himself unstoppable!"
"Well then," Joe grinned, "I guess we'll have to stop him before he can get comfortable! I sent Stella, Terry, and Kent on a Ptera to see if they can get into the castle. I sure hope they can.."
Joe's phone suddenly went off, "That must be them now!" he put it on speaker and answered, "So, what's up?"
"Joe, it's Stella." she spoke, though the reception was a little garbled, "We are approaching ZongaZonga's castle now. We're prepared to infiltra-" a loud wind sound cut off her sentence.
Kent shouted, "Dude! There's a mad storm brewing around this c
A Brief History of The Writer, Slenderman's MemoryEdgar Allen Poe.... Known to all humans by that very name...A Brief History of The Writer, Slenderman's Memory3 years ago in Settings More Like This
A name that's remembered by everyone... But not I....
I knew him as a different man, with a different name....
With a secret purpose unknown to mankind except those who fell victim to his words...
The one you knew as Poe, was known to the monsters as..
His creativity was unmatched. He did not simply MURDER his victims, and retrieved their souls... He made it an art.
He was one of my favorite underlings, hardly an underling at all in fact... More like an old friend throughout the years...
I never missed a chance to watch him work... One of my favorite performances had to be the pit and the pendulum. I felt the suspense just watching it happen.
In the end, he let me have the last laugh, as I "rescued" the victim from their torment.
...................... . . .
One night, in October, I was to take out a man called Albert Reynolds...
You see, What I did not realize was that this man... had
Fossil Fighters: The Champions 16We stared at each other, neither of us spoke in fear of breaking the silence. Rupert's eyes shone with determination, and mine glowed with excitement and anxiousness.Fossil Fighters: The Champions 163 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Finally, the announcers spoke our names to the audience. Cheers were heard all around.
Rupert took a breath, "Well, this is it, Dina. Do you remember when I said I didn't care if I lost so long as I tried? Well, that's not quite accurate because I don't intend to lose today." smiling he asked, "I'm sure you feel the same?"
"No doubt about it." I playfully punched his arm, "I'm gonna fight with all I've got!"
"I would ask for nothing else."
The doors slid open, blinding lights beaming around us, and thousands upon thousands of people were lined up in the stadium. I could recognize Pauleen and Todd at a glance, then I spotted Princess Pooch and Joanie as well as Minister Pomposa, and many other people we'd met along the way.
Rupert looked at me, then we shook hands, "Let's go show them what a real Fossil Battle is al
Fossil Fighters: The Champions 17I was absentmindedly staring into space, trying to wrap my mind around everything that had happened. I was so proud of Todd for finally standing up for himself and for saving my life. But at the same time... all the things I'd come to love were being torn apart right in front of my eyes.Fossil Fighters: The Champions 173 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Joe was explaining the situation to everyone, leaving me to recover a bit.
"I must admit, although the situation is quite dire, this is something of an amazing story." Rupert said with astonishment, though his eyes shined with worry. "I believe you, yet it's hard to imagine that Joe's body is being controlled by an ancient sorcerer... or that this bouncing skull is actually Joe Wildwest."
"I know, diga!" Pauleen shouted with surprise, "A skull that lives by stealing bodies? Talk about freaky, digadig!"
I sighed, then began to silently walk out of Don Boneyard's former quarters when Rupert ran up behind me. He put his hand on my shoulder.
"..Are you worried about Todd?" his eyes blinked wit
Polaris #1: Fantasy ZonePolaris #1: Fantasy Zone3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Twilight Sparkle had never run so fast in her life--not that she had lived very long.
She ran across green hills and plains, leaving Canterlot Castle and its festivities behind her. She expected to become short of breath any second, but it never happened.
Soon she could see a house in the distance. As it drew closer, she could see a white unicorn looking out the second story window.
He didn't notice her. He was probably studying the castle guards from a distance again. He'd always told her that he wanted to be one someday.
She went into the house, up the stairs, and bolted through the door to his room.
Shining Armor quickly noticed her voice and looked behind himself. When he realized what the both of them were in for, he held out his hooves. "Twilight! Slow down!"
"Wha?... oh, no!"
She planted her own hooves to stop, but it was too late. She skidded and crashed into him with considerable force, the impact causi
Friendship? (slender man x reader chpt.1)[This story will be taken down soon, I'm sorry. In my journal it will explain why.]Friendship? (slender man x reader chpt.1)3 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
People told me that I was insane, but I thought otherwise...
"You are insane!" (y|f|n) said, "Why would you want to do that? You'll die!"
___ thought for a bit, maybe it would be risky to her life, but she was willing to take it...
"I'll be okay, besides, im really curious." (y|f) rolled her eyes"Rrriiighhttt! That's what you always say!" she huffed.
"But wait, if I do find out he is real, most likely I'll be dead, or if im lucky I'll still be alive!" you said cheerfully.
(y|f) gave you that famous "do-I-need-to-take-you-to-the-insane-asylum?" look.
"What? I just wanna know the unknown!"___ raised her hands in defense."C'mon what can POSSIBLY go WRONG?"
-End Flash Back-
You were trembling,'Oh geez' you thought, this was your final resort, You were gonna
Broken Mirrors.Jeff stared at himself in the mirror, his sanity still fighting for its rightful place in his mind, but insanity was burned deep into the teen now and It wasn't going to give up so easily.Broken Mirrors.3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Look at you! This isn't what you wanted; this was never what you wanted! You're a monster..
Yes a monster How can I say it's not what I wanted? That rush felt during every kill. That painful tug at my chest when I didn't. Of COURSE I wanted it!!
It would go on this way for a while, Jeff fighting with himself, sometimes the conversation would spill out of his head and he would actually scream at himself. The perpetual grin carved into his cheeks could not mask the sorrow, confusion, hopelessness, even anger that the teen felt.
Finally when he'd had too much, his fist would connect with the mirror with such force the entire thing shattered, cutting up Jeff's hand. Not that he even noticed.
Fossil Fighters: The Champions 18I walked out into the suite, the wall that was broken before was blocked off with caution tape, shards of glass and brick still littering the floor.Fossil Fighters: The Champions 183 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
I narrowed my eyes, "We meet again, you evil tyrant."
ZongaZonga turned around, grinning at me maniacally, "I must say, I did not expect this." he said sarcastically, "Still it spares me the bother of searching for you, so I suppose I should be thankful."
Todd shuddered, but didn't back away. He was staying by my side to the end.
"Well then, let's not waste any more time." he growled, "You will give me your body, and you will do it now."
"Oh really?" I smirked, grabbing the Caliosteo Pipsqueak. I held it forward, smirking at him.
ZongaZonga's eyes widened, "Where did you find that..? That.. that thing is not supposed to exist anymore.. I destroyed that several millenniums ago!"
Todd laughed, "Joke's on you, chump! And now we're gonna use it to knock you outta Joe's head!"
"Bold words from a small man.." he flashed a look at Todd, "But you
Jeff the Killer (Fan-Fic)I open my eyes at the slightest sound. No thing's there, just a window and a bookshelf. I slowly close my eyes again.Jeff the Killer (Fan-Fic)3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It's three in the morning. I should be asleep; I have school in the morning. Lots of tests to take when I get to school.
But, I always feel that there's someone in the room with me. Like someone is watching, waiting for me to sleep so they can get their work done. I sit up on my bed and stare at the wall. I am filled with thoughts, where is he hiding? Will I even see someone tonight? Did I study enough for my tests? Is that window open? My eyes sit on the window. I feel a cool night's breeze flow onto my skin. It is open
I smirk; he has finally arrived. I turn my head to the right; he sits there like he's waiting to open Christmas presents. I stare into his cold, dark eyes. An endless pit of misery. I look at his pale skin, burned from hatred. His hand; deals a knife. A bloody knife of which he has slain many people with. His wide, red mouth holds a smile, a smile
Michael Myers for saleMe: well, you heard it right! I'm selling Michael Myers!Michael Myers for sale4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Michael: cause, I'm not really sure!
Me: cause you need a girlfriend! Well, ladies, you can have him! As long as you agree to be his girlfriend, allow him to come home when ever he likes, & you're not allowed to get pregnant! Last time I sold 1 of my horrorific family members, it ended up with her getting pregnant...
me: So, in your comments, give a price, & a reason why you want Michael! Best reason wins!
That Night Part TwoHer sketch book was filled with beautiful paintings and drawings. Such bright, vibrant colors that seemed to jump out of the page; this young girl was clearly talented. She was asleep in her bed that was on the opposite side of her desk in her bedroom. I set the sketch book down and crept toward her as I didn't want to wake her. Jessica. That was her name. I extended a tentacle and touched her forehead. I sent nightmares into her pleasant dreams. It was always more fun when the victim panicked. One technique I had learned since the transformation was the ability to teleport. I vanished out of her room and outside the bedroom window. She jumped up and screamed with her hands on her head; she was obviously terrified. I tapped on the window, which startled her and she came over to open it up and look outside. Rookie mistake, I thought. She opened it and a tentacle shot out and wrapped around her mouth before she could scream. I pulled her out of her room and held her up towards the sky. TThat Night Part Two3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Reasons Why the Doctor and Rose Should SnogThe Doctor was walking through the TARDIS, searching for his companion. They had just arrived at Cloacina and he was itching to explore it. However, he seemed to have lost Donna. She was not in the kitchen, her room or the pool. As he passed the library, he suddenly noticed the sound somebody typing on a computer. A smile spread across his face as he sprinted into the room, ready to drag Donna off to his adventure.Reasons Why the Doctor and Rose Should Snog3 years ago in Humor More Like This
She was sitting on the couch, fully engrossed in whatever she was doing, barely looking up as he ran into the room. He stood in the doorway, smiling broadly, and waiting for her to ask him what he was doing. However, she never did. She just kept typing, completely ignoring him. He coughed slightly, but she did not react. The last time this had happened was a few weeks ago, when he had accidentally ruined her favourite top (He was only trying to help her! He did not mean to make it burst into flames!) He stood there for another minute, before curiosity got the better of him.
Worthy Adversary - Part 1Worthy Adversary - Part 13 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
“That unfinished building; is that were I’m supposed to look for him?” Glen Remus was on the phone with his partner, Adam. He hunted down dangerous criminals that the police needed help with. Glen had been hired to track someone down, and he was currently driving to the last place that someone had seen this person. He drove up to a multi storied building that looked like it was close to being finished; but the only machinery around it was a few old trucks.
“Yeah that’s the place.” Adam replied, “They stopped working on it when many of the workers reported seeing a monster or something. Probably the guy we’re looking for.” Glen got out of the car and looked up at the building; it was maybe four or five stories high. He had remembered reading something about this building, that several cops had been brutally killed. One was been shot, another died of blood loss, and another seemed to have been thrown around so much that many of his bo
Friendship? (Slenderman x Reader) chpt.2[This story will be taken down soon. I'm sorry. In my journal, it will explain why.]Friendship? (Slenderman x Reader) chpt.23 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
You came walking back from (work|school). As you entered your home, you glanced at the clock that sat on top of the wall, it was 5:13 p.m.,
with that you sighed. 'Come on give me a break clock, dont taunt me!' you thought. So while you sat there like a couch potato, thinking and
preparing your self for the up-coming visit. You really did'nt want to do anything offensive to him. Peering at the clock again, the time was
8:10, "Holy crap!" you shouted. Grabbing your sweater and keys, you ran out the door, narrowly forgetting to lock your door.
-Time skip Timmy, skipping up yo time-
As you went down the same hill from last night, you some how remebered to bring a flashlight. You clicked it on, instant relief washed over
you, the light some what giving you a small feeling of security. Walking through the creepy woods, and then hearing the familiar rustle,
you turned to meet
Slendy's LullabySomeone's always watching me.Slendy's Lullaby3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Someone's always there.
When i'm sleeping he just waits
and, he stares.
Someone's always standing in
the darkest corner of my Room.
He's tall and wears a suit of black
Dressed like a perfect groom.
Where are you going?
Why won't you stay?
They might be scared of you,
But i just want to Play.
He has no Face.
He hides with the trees.
He Loves little children
When they Beg and Scream.
Guide to Mild Cursing in LatinGuide to Mild Cursing in LatinGuide to Mild Cursing in Latin2 years ago in Humor More Like This
WARNING: Compiled from the Internet. The Author has no formal Latin training. Use at your own risk.
Di immortales!: Ye gods! (Egad!)
Abi in malam rem!: Go to the devil! (Erre es korakas is the Greek equivalent. Abite in malam rem for the plural form)
Vae!: Woe! (i.e. Dammit!)
Asinus stultissimus!: Dumb ass! (Literally, where 'asinus' [from which 'ass' is derived] refers to the donkey creature thing)
Fatuus!: Idiot! (Vlacas is the Greek equivalent. Fatuis is the plural form)
Tu es vere stultus!: You are really dumb! (Swap es and vere to get 'You really are dumb')
Ego sum vere stultus!: I'm really dumb! (Sadly, I find myself saying this a lot. Swap sum and vere to get 'I really am dumb
This Day Aria The Doctor and The MasterThis Day Is Going To Be PerfectThis Day Aria The Doctor and The Master3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
The Kind Of Day Ive Been Planning For So Long
EveryPony Will Gather Round
As I Stand There In My Prime
What They Dont Know It That I Have Fooled Them All
This Day Was Going To Be Perfect
The One Day I Want Nothing To Go Wrong
But Instead Of Haveing Cake
Im Afraid Ill Be Late
Those Wedding Bells Sound Like Drumming In My Ears
I Dont Care What You Think
I Just Want Th Universe
Grasped Between My Hooves
And The Only Way For Me
To Get What I Need
Is For The Doctor To Go Away
OH Doctor Your Such A Fool
Your Wife Is Now Just A Tool
And The Universe Will Be All Mine
We Must Escape Before Its To Late
To The TARDIS We Must Go
Hope,We Get There Right Away
My Hearts Are Getting Faster
As Time Is Getting Slower
And I Cant Care For Love And Cherish Her Each Day
For I Oh So Love The Bride
In My Hearts She Does Reside
OH Derpy Hooves
Ill Be There Just In Time
Finally The Moment Has Arrives
The Universe Will Finally Be Mine
Oh The Wedding We Wont Make
The Universe At St
Dalek CarolsEXTERMINATION FOR ALL THE GOOD LITTLE EARTH CHILDREN! DRAVOS CLAUS WILL BRING NEW PLUNGERS FOR ALL THE DALEKS OF SKARRO!Dalek Carols3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
EXTERMINATE ALL THE WORLDS!
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO HEAR THE SCREAMS OF ALL THE BOYS AND GIRLS!
WE WISH YOU A MERRY DALEK!
WE WISH YOU A MERRY DALEK!
WE WISH YOU A MERRY DALEK!
EXTERMINATION WE BRING!
TO YOU AND YOUR KIND!
UNDER THE CHRISTMAS TREE,
A SWIFT EXTERMINATION YOU'LL FIND!
WE WISH YOU A MERRY DALEK!
WE WISH YOU A MERRY DALEK!
WE WISH YOU A MERRY DALEK!
JUST HEAR THOSE DEATH RAYS SHOOTING AND ALL OF THE SHOUTING TOO!
COME ON, IT'S A LOVELY COMBINATION FOR EXTERMINATION WITH YOU!
OUTSIDE THE DOCTOR'S COMING AND COMPANIONS HAVE RUNNING TO DO!
BE SURE TO HAVE A MERRY CHIRSTMAS WITH THE DALEKS OF DOCTOR WHO!
MERRY CHIRSTMAS! AND MAY YOUR NEW YEAR BE FILLED WITH EXTERMINATION!