TOMB RAIDER LEGEND: WHERE IS MY SANDWICH!?!?!?!?!?AMANDA: YOU IDIOT, YOUVE RUINED EVERYTHING!TOMB RAIDER LEGEND: WHERE IS MY SANDWICH!?!?!?!?!?3 years ago in Drama More Like This
LARA: ALL THESE YEARS I BLAMED MYSELF AND IT WAS YOU, YOU ATE IT!
AMANDA: ATE IT!?! I DID NOT! IT WENT SOMEWHERE IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO WHERE YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT IT.....IN YOUR STOMACH!
LARA: MAKE SENSE RIGHT THIS SECOND OR I SWEAR I WILL TOAST YOU WHERE YOU STAND.
AMANDA: I TOLD YOU TO EAT IT, I TOLD YOU......
(LARA SHOOTS NEAR AMANDA'S HEAD, THREATENING HER)
AMANDA: IN THE BIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS MOULDY! DONT YOU GET IT? YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND.......IM WASTING MY BREAD!
(LARA GOES TO KILL AMANDA BUT KNOCKS HER UNCONSCIOUS WITH HER GUN)
LARA: FROM THIS MOMENT...YOUR EVERY FILLING IS A GIFT FROM ME!
LARA: FOR YEARS MY FATHER BELIEVED THAT BROWN BREAD WAS BETTER FOR HIM. IT WAS WHAT KEPT HIM GOING! I PITIED HIM FOR THINKING THAT WAY!
(LARA PICKS UP THR BREAD KNIFE)
LARA: ALLISTER, GO TO SUBWAY IMMEDIATELY! RING ME WHEN YOU GET THERE. BRING EXTRA
Lara Croft: She Still RemainsLara Croft: She Still Remains2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Click play then read to the beat.
She is a young woman
starting out in this world
with a fire in her heart
and an adventurous spirit
to explore is her aim
to find what others have left behind
to find herself amongst the ruins
amongst the old rocks that were hewn.
Once a little girl she now fights
she kills to survive, she feels the pain
but what else can she do to remain?
it's the way of things kill
or be killed.
And she's not backing down
not running away
she's standing up
she's fighting back.
They took her family from her
now she wants revenge on the world
she wants her story to be told
she's not going to sit around
never been one to fold
her life is her own to claim
and take hold of.
She stands by herself
even though she relies on others for help
she feels fear just like everyone else
but give in to it she'll never do
she knows the day she did she'd come unglued.
Doubts are something she'll never give in to
no hesitation as she pulls the trigger
as the bullet flies past it
Lovely knees, scraped elbowsshe wishes she has lovely knees, instead she has a lovelyLovely knees, scraped elbows7 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
way to see the world. she doesn't believe in umbrellas, only
the stars in the midnight sky and the raindrops running down
her neck, arms, legs, spine.
she knows things that most will find useless: there are more
stars in outer space than there are grains of sand on earth. dogs
have over three hundred facial expressions, mostly made with
their ears. the average person will spend two weeks waiting
for the traffic lights to change in their lifetime.
she wonders: what if stars are just dead pixels in the sky? what
if they are specks with worlds living in them? that would mean
that we are just a speck to someone who thinks they are alone
in the universe.
she does not get along with logic. logic is not wisdom, creativity
is. she wakes up in the middle of the night and scribbles her
thoughts on post it notes: through the forest, down to your bones.
the air sleeps under people's beds. when we get there, we'll
be lost again: send me a po
Never Break Eye Contact“Can you Waltz?” Sam asked me. She was currently lying against me with her arms wrapped around my torso while we watched “Step Up”.Never Break Eye Contact2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Um…yeah, I took dancing lessons when I was little and the waltz was one of the dances we learned. Why?” I asked. Sam shrugged and then proceeded to watch the rest of the movie.
It wasn’t until the movie was over that Sam released me of her hold and got up. She walked over to our stereo and began fiddling with the radio until she found the song she wanted.
I didn’t recognize the song but it was slow tempo and had some vocal; it was ballroom music. Sam set the volume and then walked back over to stand in front of me; she had her arm stretched in front of her, “Dance with me?” she asked.
I stared at her confused for a few seconds before shrugging and grabbing her outstretched hand. She pulled me up and pulled me into the middle of our sitting room. She twined her right hand with me left and t
Crown of Utama Chap 4Crown of Utama Chapter 4 - CONTAINERIZATIONCrown of Utama Chap 48 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Lara stretched, easing herself up. She squinted as sunlight streamed through the windows of the Loft Suite, which offered a fantastic view of the waterfront Esplanade and the Merlion Park. And so Day Two begins, she thought morosely to herself. The events of the previous day wouldnt be easy to shake, and from past experience, the Tomb Raider knew that this was not over. She glanced to her side, noticing that Alex was already up. She pulled the fine silk sheets around her. Alex was making coffee and watching the news on the television in front of the bed.
Slept well, Croft? He asked, smiling. Lara could not understand why the man seemed so relaxed when, just the day before; they had been hunted down by pirates who had managed to kill coast guard patrolmen. Lara brushed the thought aside and decided she may as well enjoy the day. She was, after all, surrounded by the luxury of the Fullerton. Her attention turned to the news.
Lara and Sam: Something FunThere was something about the simple act of reading that Lara found fascinating. The fact that one's mind could, almost magically, block out everything around it and focus entirely on the printed word. It was one mystery even she didn't want solved, mainly because it had helped her extensively over the years. Especially on days like today, when finding the strength of mind to concentrate proved to be a challenge.Lara and Sam: Something Fun3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Although, that was a problem less caused by her own mental capacity, and more by the girl laying on the bed beside her. Despite being politely asked more than once to keep her distance, Sam insisted on staying by her side throughout the night. Ordinarily, she'd have no problem with this, but over time, the girl's various habits began to wear on her patience.
Out of the corner of her eye, Lara would constantly catch the motion of Sam's lips moving. Sometimes, she found it cute when the girl would sing alongside the music flowing through her ear-buds, now was not one of those ti
Crown of Utama - Chap 1Chapter 1 ARRIVAL ON THE FU QICrown of Utama - Chap 18 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The blades of the Colibri EC120B whirled near-silently overhead. In the Eurocopters cockpit, its pilot pitched the nose the down, bringing the craft into a steep decline. Just below, men stood on the deck of the ship on which the helicopter would soon land. They pointed in shock overhead. The pilot smiled. She then skillfully stabilized the craft, as it touched down gently on the helipad.
Lady Lara Croft, The Countess of Abbingdon, had come to an underwater excavation site just off the coast of Singapore. Singapore wasnt where one would expect to find a Tomb Raider or adventurer: the city-state was a small, densely-occupied buzzing metropolis, the exact opposite of the South American jungles and Asian rainforests Lady Croft often found herself in. Nonetheless, she had offered to sponsor a dig off the island. It would be the countrys first ever underwater excavation. From her earlier travels around Indonesia and Malaysi
Crown of Utama Chap 3Crown of Utama Chapter 3 LATE NIGHT SNACKCrown of Utama Chap 38 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Several Tiger Ray Loyang patrol boats and a number of Spikefish interceptor boats lined the shore, as police helicopters circled above. Lara and Alex, driving the Blackspot Loyang they found earlier, neared the docks. Looks like we have a bit of explaining to do, Lara muttered. A harsh searchlight washed over the boat the pair was commandeering.
The both of you look extremely suspicious, the burly Sergeant Seet intoned.
Look Sergeant, Alex began, were archaeologists. Our ship was attacked by pirates who somehow managed to overpower your coast guard. Look here, these bullet wounds on your man do not correspond to any weapons we are holding.
Sergeant Seet considered. You know, Id never believe you ang mohs if not for my material witness here, Sergeant Seet said, pointing to Captain Blake Tan. Lara breathed a sigh of relief.
Its all true, Sergeant, Cap
FFFFT, a poemFFFFT, a poem6 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
*FFFFFT*, a poem:
Ten years and no flying cars
Just zoomed-in poon of TV stars
Good girls gone bad, reality shows
A decade blooms, and man, it blows.
No Rapture, no Jesus, no Holy Ghost
Except on some chick's cheesy toast
Where's my house that talks to me?
Screw this lame reality.
A president who sneaked inside
For a two-term party ride,
Towers falling, hate groups rising
(and bathroom stall infidelitizing)
Floods in Asia, floods in NOLA
My favorite song sells coca-cola
There's a war on this, a war on that
And it's all because of body fat.
Abu Ghraib and waterboards
Preachers falling on their swords
Sure I fucked him, but I'm no queer!
(Comedy gold for at least a year)
Glamor, scandals, twitter, drama
Mac ads by the Dalai Lama
ODs, emo, balloon boy flights,
It's our Garden of Earthly Delights.
Moral panics, paranoia
Patriot Act, so nice to know ya
Bay's action flicks weren't meant to be
A fucking documentary
I think we're growing up too fast
This whole damn century's half-assed.
Dead dreams Chapter 1OChapter 1: HuntedDead dreams Chapter 13 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Man... The heat's killing me..." a white furred unicorn said, a hoof over his red eyes. "And I thought there'd be at least a chance of rain if any from those clouds..." he flicked his brown tail and headed towards a forest. "Let's hope it really does rain..." he muttered as he entered the shade of the trees.
It's been a year since I left my village... The unicorn wrote as he settled down against a tree with a green and black journal. I haven't found a place to stay yet but the temperature this year has hit the roof. Once I find a place, I'll be glad to get out of this dang heat. However... I feel like something's... missing... like I'm missing an important part of my trip. I'll find out what it is soon. End: Diary 12. He closed the book and sighed heavily.
"Damn this summer heat. It's like hell, even in the shade of the forest..." he grumbled and headed off in the North.
As he scaled the last hill he had seen, he saw a small house on the hori
look at the clouds todaywhen i met you, i stopped writing. i also stopped waking up to a face full of post it notes saying things like its bad luck to see the woman before the driving test, or my house smells like apple cider and bluebottles have eyes, or i've got static in my arms. i stopped feeling sorry and i stopped falling down the stairs. i noticed the stars at night could have a story and you could have taken the ocean and put it in your eyes. i also stopped writing.look at the clouds today7 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
when i met you, i stopped trying to be a nice person and just was. when i met you, i discovered post it notes and then i couldn't use them. i realised my house was not just a picture of a house and that your silence is so loud and my loud is so quiet. when i met you, i stopped writing and i cut star shapes into my blanket because i couldn't reach the sky, even with a ladder.
when i met you, i traced the map of your bones and filled my hands with yours because i stopped writing. i also stopped walking backwards because i noticed that i coul
It Isn't BeautifulI used to cut myself.It Isn't Beautiful2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Some of the marks faded,
But some stayed
And now I’m forever jaded.
People have kissed my scars,
Others have turned away
But here is what I have to say;
It isn’t beautiful.
When it hurts to walk
Because your thighs are bleeding,
When you can’t talk
About the help you’re needing;
It isn’t beautiful.
When it’s boiling outside
But you have to wear sleeves
Because of your bloody little
It isn’t beautiful.
When your friends
Are scared of you,
Of the things you do;
It isn’t beautiful.
When you feel so worthless,
So down and out,
Used up and empty,
And all you do is shout
But nobody hears,
Because you silence it
It isn’t beautiful.
When they find out
And you see how much,
How deeply they care
And they hate themselves
For not being aware;
It isn’t beautiful.
When they take it away,
And monitor you
And you’re itching all over,
Desperate for it,
For one last hit
Crown of Utama Chap 2Crown of Utama Chapter 2 - ATTACKEDCrown of Utama Chap 28 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
There was just one problem. The expedition was nowhere near the Malacca Straits. Pirates never dared come into Singaporean Waters. Even the crazy few who wished to have no such capabilities the Singaporean coast guard was vigilant and overpowering. Laras eyes narrowed. Something definitely was not right. She rushed back into the Fu Qi, pounding on the door of Captain Tans door.
Wah lau, you know what time Captain Tan mumbled as he got to his feet. He opened the cabin door. Lady Croft! I
There is no time. Youve been attacked by pirates, Captain.
Captain Tan was even more surprised than Lara had been. Hai Dao? Lady Croft, bie kai wan xiao! Code-switching was among the quirks of Singlish, the English-based creole language native to Singapore. In this case, Captain Tan was combining elements of Mandarin and English.
Lara managed to piece together what he meant, since she