Pirate!England x Pirate!ReaderWARNING: I swear. Big whoop. Oh, and Captain _____ can be your first name or last. Whatever you prefer. ^^ (But it probably should be last to be an equivalent to Captain Kirkland...)
You were the best goddamn pirate on the seven seas. And everyone that had ever set foot on one of those infamous vessels knew it. Running on adrenaline, luck, and skill, you were always spectacular, which led to no one questioning your sex.
Black pirate garb, gilded with gold embroidery of the finest kind, almost always graced your skin, and your sword was never out of reach. With a back up dagger in your boot, you were a deadly foe. Deadly, unless you were evenly matched. So far, you had never come across an opponent even worthy of your presence. You pondered this lacking enemy in your life as you stood at the bow of the Raven, the wind and salt whipping at your face, and playing with your strands of (h/c) hair that escaped your black pirate’s hat, with the large black feather, and a (f/c) gem dec
Pirate!England x Pirate!Reader Part IIGO THANK MORI FOR THIS SEQUEL! IT’S HER BIRTHDAY! (I'll put a link in the description.)Pirate!England x Pirate!Reader Part II2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You stood on the stern of the Raven, waving back to the dumbstruck Captain Kirkland, who had turn to watch you leave. “Until we meet again, Kirkland!” you said with a bow and a flourish of your hat. Which had inexplicably managed to remain in your possession throughout the fight.
Kirkland watched you leave for a bit, but when you were a good ways off, someone snapped out of it and said, “She made off with all our loot!”
Captain Kirkland’s eyes narrowed as he thought of you, and said under his breath with a vicious smirk, “Yes... Until we meet again, bloody vixen...”
And meet again you did. Every time you got bored, you sought out Captain Kirkland’s ship. It was truly great fun, and you were having an absolutely lovely time.
This time it was more heated, because you fought with a goal in mind. There was a message you had to get to
Pirate!England x Pirate!Reader Part IIIArthur stood at the bow, feeling the wind in his hair and the salty foam flecks from the frothy sea drop on his skin. However, something felt truly off.Pirate!England x Pirate!Reader Part III2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
There was something wrong with the world, and he couldn’t quite place it.
You came up beside him, putting your arm around his waist, and he couldn’t even think to blush at the gesture. Distracted by the speck coming up towards them Arthur was filled with a different emotion. He was consumed with fury at the audacity of that man, and Arthur let out a growl.
Feeling his chest vibrate and the feral noise you looked up into those emeralds and asked with wide (e/c) eyes, “What is it?”
Arthur looked out at the over embellished vessel coming straight for them at a truly breakneck speed on the swaying horizon.
“That’s Bonnefoy’s ship.”
You stiffened at the name, having heard numerous stories about your good friend’s nemesis before.
Alfred ran up, having gotten used to addressing yo
Trust: Thief!England x Police!Reader"What did you steal this time, Iggy?" you asked casually, tossing your bag down on the floor of the examination room by the table.Trust: Thief!England x Police!Reader2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
He grinned at you, "Long time no see, poppet. And why do you call me Iggy?" The green emeralds bore into you, attempting to dazzle you with their charm, but you weren't falling for it.
"You won't tell me your real name, and you're not in the books. You don't exist, and you're a crafty little greedy imbecile. So you're my little Ichabod Crane. And someday I'll trip you up with nothing more that a pumpkin and a horse." you sneered. This man was the bane of your existence. He had evaded capture for so long, you could barely stand it.
He looked at you, "Now that's just not fair, love. I'm nothing like Ichabod Crane. He's tall and lanky, and is out to steal Katrina's fortune. I'm a little on the short side, if I admit it, and I'd never do something so disgraceful. I'm like Robin Hood, I steal from the rich, to help myself, a poor soul."
You looked at him,
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_______ sat upright in bed, cold sweat dripping down the side of her face. Lightning flashed purple and the booming thunder followed. She sighed and threw off the silk covers, ‘Just another damn nightmare’, she thought and walked over to her balcony window. ______ loved storms, she loved rain, she loved pretty much anything wild and free. Being the princess and heir to the throne of England, she was expected to be everything but free. It was going to be her 19th birthday in a couple of days also meaning that her stepmother was going to marry her off to some suck up noble’s son and bare children. She shuddered furiously, trying to shake that thought out of her mind.
_______ threw open the curtains to be greeted by the brightest flash of lightning and furious rain pounding on the glass, beckoning her to come outside. She looked down at herself. Wearing nothing but a sleeveless, short, cream, satin sleeping gown. Her (h/c) hair fell lazily to the small of her bac
Sexual Tension: England x ReaderWARNING: I swear in this. Get over it, the whole world swears all the time. As I once made an Italian say, “Swearing is good for the soul.”Sexual Tension: England x Reader2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
“I take that as a compliment, stuck up bastard!”
“At least I’m civilized, arse!”
“Well, your language begs to differ!”
“Guys, guys, calm down and listen to the hero’s awesome plan!” America interrupted you and England’s bickering.
But both of you turned to him in a rage and yelled, “FAT ASS!” which effectively sent him away to sulk.
I guess all of you must have been pretty boring, and with you taking care of fighting with England, France was dozing off before you screamed. He groggily opened his eyes, calling out, “I disagree with all of you.”
“SHUT IT, FROG!” you and England yelled again, onl
Alfie Playing Matchmaker: England x ReaderWARNING: British swears? Pfft, I dunno... And a little Chibi Alfie royally messing with things. ^^ I love kids... I want at least three. Prepare yourself, world, for three or more little demons bearing my name running about causing havoc. Seriously, can you imagine more of me? *laughing hysterically*Alfie Playing Matchmaker: England x Reader2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Alfred bounced around Arthur, hyper as ever. "Calm down!" Arthur hollered, with the energetic child whipping around his ankles. "I'm trying to get Betty over here to babysit!"
Over the line there were frantic excuses being uttered, and Arthur sighed. Alfred knew what that meant, and he decided to help, "Call _____!"
"The last time she was here she broke a lamp!" Arthur exclaimed, exasperated by the child.
He didn't notice Alfred was near tears. "But-But I broke that! She was covering for me! Come on, she's awesome!"
Arthur stared at the child, horrified. "You bloody wanker! I made her pay for that thing!"
Alfred just frowned, "You're mean, Artie."
But "Artie" was already busy
Magic: England x ReaderWhen you were little, you loved magic more than anything. Every single aspect of it was fascinating, and you would have been completely satisfied to see any magical creature at all.Magic: England x Reader2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Then, one fateful day, you met Arthur Kirkland.
And you fell in love.
Sure, it was a little kid crush, and you also had a few shameful ones on cartoon characters, but he was the most amazing thing that had ever happened to you.
It was in late July, and uncharacteristically chilly for such a time of year, making it seem a bit more like fall than summer. You were outside hunting for magical creatures, a little disposable camera and binoculars in your knapsack.
You walked into a field, stalking the creatures and looking for fairies. Then you saw him. A little boy sat in the center of the field, crying. Of course, you didn’t notice he was crying, as he was surrounded by magical creatures!
So, walking slowly and with purpose, you made your way over to the boy, bright (e/c)eyes locked on the unicorn. You co
Pirate! England X Pirate! Reader 1All was perfect this day. The sun was out and shining brightly and the ocean were calm with gentle winds. The crew on the Cloudy Night was to be feared. Surely their captain had to be a male so powerful to get all of the men's respect.Pirate! England X Pirate! Reader 12 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Unfortunately, the captain was a woman and not a man. She was feared by many other pirates but many people on the land loved her. The men on the ship watched her grow from a child into a woman.
Let's just say she wasn't like most of the woman. Her long dark brown hair is usually in a side ponytail matching her dark grey eyes. She refuses to wear what a woman should wear. Instead she wears a short skirt that goes above her knees unlike the long skirts that she hated. Her shirt showed cleavage which she didn't mind one bit. Hanging on her shoulders is her father's captain's jacket that she proudly wore. The gloves that she wore were her older brother's. Her b
Pirate!EnglandxReader-Pirate Thief Ch 1You stood on the rooftop as you scanned the ocean, it wasn't blue at the moment as it was currently dark as the moon shone brightly in the sky, the stars twinkled. You frowned and then sighed as you looked around more.Pirate!EnglandxReader-Pirate Thief Ch 12 years ago in Romance More Like This
You have been on the streets for a long as you can remember, your mother died and your father was more interested in arresting pirates than you, so you had lost your home and had been living on the streets.
You had resorted to thieving as there were no options for you, you quickly learned how to use a sword and a dagger as there was little choice and no weapons meant you could end up stabbed any time.
You sighed and then shook your head, it was a miracle you hadn't been caught at all, you thought you would be rotting in prison by now. You soon sat on the rooftop as you hugged your knees, the wind blowing through your hair as you adjusted your belt which held your sword in.
Sadly there was nobody out to rob from, you did steal from a drunken man earlier, which was good as
Request - Pirate!England x Princess!ReaderIt started off as a regular day ... for a Princess, anyway. You were to succeed the throne one day and rule your kingdom with kindness and wisdom like your parents before you. Though you loved being a princess, you often found yourself bored ... usually because your parents were forcing you to pick a husband from the Princes who lived in the neighbouring kingdoms. All of which, your parents wanted to form an alliance with and to be honest, you didn't want to marry any of them. The Prince from the East, Gilbert, was arrogant and boasted about his awesomeness. The Prince from the West, Ivan, seemed nice enough, but rumours told of his secret dark side which was caused by his traumatic past. Then there was the Prince from the North, Feliciano. He was a coward and always ran away from fights as he waved a white flag around. You definitely didn't want to end up marrying him if he would rather run than defend his kingdom. Truth be told, you wanted to marry out of love ... not just for your pRequest - Pirate!England x Princess!Reader2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Pirate!England x Assassin!Reader Part 1Pirate!England x Assassin!Reader Part 19 months ago in Romance More Like This
Of Pirates and Assassins
Pirate!England X Assassin!Reader
You walked slowly towards the grim wooden structure centered in the crowded town square. A fearful atmosphere permeated the air as people whispered fretfully amongst themselves as you walked by.
You rubbed your burning wrists against the thick rope that tightly bound your hands behind your back. Two navy guards walked anxiously beside you, their mistrusting gazes boring into you.
You finally got to the edge of the infernal wooden platform and looked up to see one of the higher ranking guards smirking down at you with a triumphant look gleaming in his eyes.
You scowled at him, only causing his smirk to widen as he grabbed you harshly and hauled you up onto the platform. He shoved you forcefully towards the gallows, standing in wait in front of you, causing you to stumble slightly, earning an amused laugh from your tormentor.
You ignored him, holding in a smirk.
'If he thinks I have any plans on dying today,' you
Back to the past (Pirate EnglandXReader)“So that’s the situation.” You groaned, rubbing the heels of your hands into your eyes. Arthur just had to try out that new spell of his didn’t he? He should have learned by now surely that they always failed!Back to the past (Pirate EnglandXReader)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
He’d gone and done it now though, the twerp had somehow managed to reverse time on his body and as such was back in his younger days. Unfortunately, his mind had gone as well, which meant he was stuck as a pirate captain in these modern times.
Alfred had called you, asking if he could drop the pirate off with you as he knew you had a way of dealing with Arthur. Sighing you dragged a hand through his hair. “Whatever, can you even get him over here without him slicing you up?”
Alfred gulped. “I hope so. See you soon.” With that he hung up and you threw a gaze around the room. It wasn’t that untidy, but you started straightening the place up anyway. Who knows how he would react.
“Unhand me you dog!” Arthur squir
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Wind whipped (Name)'s sun-kissed face, tousling her tangled (h/c) locks. Her flag, torn and faded, rippled in the gentle wind, and the boat rocked from side to side as the old wood creaked in protest.
She closed her eyes, leaning against the deck railing and breathing in the ocean breeze. It was a calm day, and (Name) could hear seagulls flying in the sky above her.
Suddenly, a strong gust of wind pulled her out of her moment of peace, and she grabbed onto her hat in fear it would fly away. One of her crew members approached her quickly, pointing to the horizon.
"C-cap'n, a ship be approaching!" (Name)'s eyes narrowed, and pulling out her spyglass, she saw that there was indeed another ship traveling straight toward them. After close inspection, she gasped; it was him! The notorious pirate, Arthur Kirkland!
Her expression turned into one of excitement. 'Challenge accepted,' she thought, smugly. (Name) placed a hand on her cutlass, pulled down her hat, then turned to alert the crew.
The Dagger Key ~ Pirate!England x Reader Part OneThe tavern was alive with the sounds of cheery fiddles and drunken dance steps. Pointless conversations floated upon the thick atmosphere of sweat and bad breath. A man passed by you, staring with strained eyes as if trying to ascertain which gender you were—apparently your masculine disguise was working perfectly. You adjusted your dark hat further down over your eyes, pushing your way past the confused barfly towards the back of the building.The Dagger Key ~ Pirate!England x Reader Part One2 years ago in Romance More Like This
At last, you spied who you were looking for. A burly man with a brandy-stained beard and a jungle of chest hair sat at a long table in the corner near the bar. His eyes were made of cold steel; his missing left arm and numerous scars showcased his seasoned prowess as a pirate. A large book lay open before him, its yellowed parchment awaiting the signatures of new recruits he deemed worthy to join his crew.
This was your chance; it was now or never.
You bravely sauntered up to the table, putting on your best manly air.
Hide and Seek: 2p!England x Crazy!Reader Part IIOliver nodded, but told you, “Well, poppet, why don’t we both choose something we’d like from the other, then whoever wins can claim their prize.”Hide and Seek: 2p!England x Crazy!Reader Part II2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You smiled at him, accepting the terms and thinking of what you might like from him. He got out a beautiful pocket watch and handed it to you. You received the object wide eyed, (e/c) orbs entranced in its beauty. Which, after a moment of quick deliberation, you decided was almost up to par with its master. “Love, if I can’t find you in the next two hours, you win. If I can, I win, deal?”
“Deal.” you said, manic grin returning.
Oliver looked down on you, “Cheating and foul play?”
“Still acceptable. And a little is encouraged. After all, we want this to be fun, right?” you said, looking up into those blue swirling eyes. You could swear there were pink hues flecked in as well, and you were almost completely lost in them.
But you were ripped from his e
I'll Rent You for a Night. - England x Reader."So he basically wants you to have a girlfriend," the American spoke, sitting in front of his closest - a Brit with thousands of troubled running across his faded mind. "before giving you that ton of money."I'll Rent You for a Night. - England x Reader.2 years ago in Romance More Like This
The British man didn't speak a sound, but the American knew exactly the situation and the solution. "Well, I do have an idea on what you can do." Green eyes trailed up in interest. "Rent a girl."
"Rent?" The blue eyed boy nodded. "Are you kidding you bloody git!?" The Englishman grabbed his collar.
"Get off me, dude! So not cool!"
Arthur, the Englishman released his collar tie. "I'm serious, dude. Just rent a girl and rehearsal a script. It's not that hard. Then once you get the money, you pay her and that's that."
Arthur rethought. It wasn't a bad idea. Not bad at all. "Where do you find these t-things, wanker?"
"Anywhere. But first! You have to interview them, and do background checks. You won't want some serial killer in your house, right?"
"Alfred, I cannot believe yo
Pirate England X Reader Part 1I was holding up a sword to my father's neck, about to slice him. I had it with him abusing me all the time! Whenever he got home, I was always hit, smacked, punched, and more! He would even take a knife a slice my arms or waist. I even have the scars to prove it and ever since mom died from him abusing her, he started with me. I wasn't going to take it anymore and I adored the fear in his dark, blood red eyes. I chuckled slightly and said to him, "Well well well, It is had for me to believe that my father is scared of his own daughter who he has beaten up and sliced and much much much more! You discuss me so much, I remember that day where I saw mom. She was screaming and pleading for my life when it was her that was dieing because of you! Do you know why she was crying and praying for my life? Because I sure do!" I growled and held onto the sword tighter, causing my knuckles to turn white. My father looked up from the sword to me a few times and finally said in his harsh voice, "ThatPirate England X Reader Part 12 years ago in Romance More Like This
Hide and Seek: 2p!England x Crazy!Reader Part I~Foreword~Hide and Seek: 2p!England x Crazy!Reader Part I2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Has anyone ever read a 2p!England kidnapping fic and thought, “I wouldn’t be scared, I would love this!”? Because that’s how I always feel when reading them... So, this is for all you crazy Ollie fans. Including me. As I am one of them...
“Let’s play a game, love.” he said, whispering in your ear and trailing a finger along your shoulders lovingly.
You turned, mind still fuzzy. His swirling pink and blue eyes startled you, but all it really seemed to do was snap you into focus. “I’m a fan of games.” you said with a little smile.
He seemed a bit taken aback, yet still delighted. “Oh, that’s perfect! This is a hiding game, alright?”
“Okay, what are the rules? Is it just hide and seek?” you said, your smile growing. You were rather good at hide and seek.
He nodded, “Yes, _____, essentially it is. There might be a few twists and turns, but at the game’s essence lies a s
Pirate!England X Slave ReaderAuthor's Note:Pirate!England X Slave Reader3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
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Captain Kirkland and his crew just lands on the island to resupply. As he and his first mate are heading to the market. The captain is going through the list of items he needs to get.
I need more corn, flour, ropes, chains, and I could also use a new sword, he thinks.
The market is full of vendors. They yell out great deal on this and a bargain on that.
"Here, go and get the rations I have on that list. Meet me back at the ship at two o'clock sharp. There will be consequences if you are late," Captain Kirkland orders him first mate and gives him a list of food items.
"Yes, Captain," The
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What was she to do? ‘Quick _______, think of something’ She thought to herself looking around the cabin desperately. She didn’t want to go home just yet, not when there was so much adventure out there. Think, think, think, think, aha! Then it hit her, _______ hid a dagger in her boot and decided to practice her acting.
“Oh my goodness! Is someone out there? Please help me!” _______ cried in the most pitiful voice she could muster. Suddenly the door flew off it’s hinges and landed flat on the floor. A man in a red uniform holding a musket stood in the doorframe, with his chest puffed out and a scowl on his face. _______ stifled her laugh, and kept up the act.
“Oh good sir! Are you here to rescue me? Please help me!” She cried again and put her hands up in a praying motion. The soldier lowered his gun, seeing her pathetic and harmless state.
“Are you alright miss?” He asked, straightly, and __
England x Reader - The Pirate ActEngland x Reader - The Pirate Act2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Jeez, Britain! How come you're so lame nowadays, dude?"
'Lame? I was the person who raised you, you bloody git! Show some respect!'
"Ohonhonhon~ I agree with America, ma chérie! You're quite a softie now, non?"
'Why you bloody frog!'
Comments like these filled the meeting room, where the World Conference was supposed to be held; but of course, a meeting with the various countries practically spelled out 'trouble.' In every meeting, at least some sort of chaos ensued.
Today's topic? England's apparent 'weakness' and 'lameness.'
If it weren't for him being a gentleman, he would've immediately belted out every snappy thought that crossed his mind as comments about him were made; actually, he would've, gentleman or not. But, he had promised _____ to not get into any trouble, and he intended to keep that promise.
Though, that was proving rather hard at the moment.
As America and France teased him about
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It had been a week since the incident with the British Navy Patrol and _______ had never felt so happy in her life. The pirates practically welcomed her as one of them after the she killed off three navy soldiers. Alfred taught her how to shoot flintlock pistols and sword fight, the crew taught her how to play poker and pickpocket people, while Arthur answered all the questions _______ shot at him. She'd finally figured out what he wanted to find. Some sort of crystal that controlled time. _______ instantly thought it was complete rubbish, but Arthur seemed so determined on finding the thing that she couldn’t say anything to him. He told her stories about the stone at dinner, something about it being guarded by evil creatures on a carnivorous island. _______ listened intently, it was the exact kind of adventure she’d been waiting for her whole life, but it sounded like complete bullshit now that her chance had arrived. She promised
Make me laugh ::EnglandxReader::“Uuuugh man this bites…” America slumped onto the couchMake me laugh ::EnglandxReader::2 years ago in Romance More Like This
He quickly jumped off landing on his bum
“Haha! Sorry about that Canada!”
“Eh, it’s okay…” He whispered quietly.
America took the seat next to the Canadian with the same expression plastered on his face since he came in;
Guilty and frustrated.
“Eh…what’s wrong America?” Canada asked the depressed American.
“Uh, well, England seems to be down again today and won’t watch any horror movies with me!” He crosses his arms making fishy lips
“Eh, what do you mean he’s down?” Canada, seemingly got into the subject, bothered on
America turns to him with a sad face,
“I don’t know! When I do something he doesn’t like he doesn’t even yell at me! He just stares off into space with that same frown he’s had since a few days ago!”
He lets out a frustrated sigh before grabbing