TEN CAUTIONARY FACTS FOR NEWCOMERS TO EQUESTRIATEN CAUTIONARY FACTS FOR NEWCOMERS TO EQUESTRIATEN CAUTIONARY FACTS FOR NEWCOMERS TO EQUESTRIA2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
From the incompetent writer that brought you "The Brony Code", comes another reputation destroying work of nonsense, "Ten Cautionary Facts For Newcomers To Equestria."This new informational poster tells newer residents what they need to know to survive in this new land. Be sure to send your angry letters, rabid mobs, and mimes to 319 Saddleback Rd, Trottingham, Equestria.
1. Never rub the royal flank of the Princess with Multiple Personality Disorder, Molestia may come out to play.
2. When a pink Earth Pony from Ponyville claims her tail is shaking, watch your step.
3. If you pose a threat to the animals of a yellow Pegasus, protect your gonads.
4. Never take directions from a sight-impaired Pegasus.
5. Be cautious of three fillies who call themselves the "Cutie Mark Crusaders." They may seem harmless, but they have an extensive criminal record including infecting ponies with mind-altering substances, destruction o
I love youI love you3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I Love You,
Three simple words,
Said by many,
Three simple words,
Abused by many,
Three simple words,
Meant by many...
So from me,
What do they mean?
When you cry,
When you laugh,
When you fight,
When you love,
And when you're alone,
Have no where to go,
There is no hope,
I am there...
To hold you,
To comfort you,
To protect you,
To let you know,
I will always,
With all my heart,
With the meaning known,
I leave you,
With these three,
Very simple words...
Very Powerful words...
Truly spoken words...
Those three words,
That simply mean
I Love You
Next To MeNext To Me3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I would like you to meet Rufus Trimmer.
Over here, we have Leonard Rudie.
We put Rufus and Leo in the middle of the desert
To see what would happen.
All for your viewing pleasure.
Rufus follows Leo around.
Leo is focused on leaving this place.
The desert wears on Rufus,
But Rufus remains unaware
Of his mortality.
Rufus questions the desert around him.
There is no good, there is no evil.
There is the infinite.
He wonders why he must leave this place.
Leo put his mind to looking for
water while he walks. He wants out.
Thirst begins to take its toll.
Leo questions the existence of the
man next to him.
Rufus talks to Leo.
"Why do you want to leave this place?
There is nothing good out there."
Leo responds to Rufus,
"We will die in here!"
Rufus looks at Leo, confused,
"We will die out there,
Our deaths will be incidental out there.
Our deaths in here will be of no fault
Of our own, and we will face no
Further persecution, except by the sun."
Rufus and Leo can barely walk anymore,
never too lateIt was rather tragic that Elizabeth Upton should finally see Edmund again after ten years only because her boss died. Technically, Mr. Gambino left G-Corp to his son, Gino, but since the boy was nowhere to be found, Edmund took over instead, having been Mr. Gambino's best (and possibly only) friend, as well as Chief of Research for 15 years before retiring.never too late5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Edmund's sudden retirement came as a huge shock to everyone back then, too. Well, to everyone except Elizabeth, who, coincidentally, Mr. Gambino had hired just a few months before. She had been 18, fresh out of high school and eager to make a difference, whatever means necessary. She had been assigned to the research team, which at that point in time mainly did Edmund's administrative tasks, and was comprised of only her.
It was only natural that she, being bright-eyed and not yet learned in the ways of the world or the workplace, found herself irreversibly attracted to this man who was everything she aspired to be. And it was to be
15. Silence"Mana-chan, I just realized something," I suddenly stated, breaking the silence.15. Silence5 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
"What?" Mana-chan asked, not lifting her head from her drawings. She's been doing that a lot lately. It's like she's drawing down memories so that she wouldn't forget.
"I realized that I'm a really strange person." I said.
"No, really?" Mana-chan replied, sarcastically. "I didn't notice-of course you are a strange person. We all are strange people."
"I know, I don't mean that!" I sighed in exasperation.
"Then what do you mean?" Mana-chan said, rolling her eyes.
"I was just thinking about the silence. The more I think about it, I really don't know what to make of it.
"When people scream, I long for peace and silence. But when silence reigns true, I get frightened of the silence, as if millions of eyes are silently watching my every move. But when there is music quietly playing in the background, I feel at ease-am I being weird or am I just thinking too much?" I asked, indignant.
"No, you are r
21 - VacationVestera wanted a vacation.21 - Vacation6 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Not a vacation to a beach or some exotic resort to go skiing or anything like that...in fact in this time none of this existed. However, he still wanted a vacation, and not from his surroundings...but from his life.
"So tell me," his cousin laughed as they smoked together, laying down on the stairs leading to the eighth floor of thier grandfather's palace, "what do you plan to do when everything has balance out in the universe? I mean...you're going to be put in the council under your father."
"I've been under my father way too many times and I don't have any desire to be under him in council either," Vestera rolled his eyes, reaching over and stealing his cousin's smoldering joint.
"I didn't mean that way," the other dragon chuckled.
"Why do you think it's taking so long to put things in balance?" Vestera asked carefully, staring up at the stairs above them.
"Because your father and uncles can't agree with our grandfather on anything," the younger dragon lau
Fluffy Bunny FeelingsI've loved youFluffy Bunny Feelings4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
For quite some time now.
And we've been through a lot together
Through crazy times
Thick and thin
And all that.
I get to hear you say
"I love you"
In a way
I've never heard you say it before.
Deep deep down
I wish you could say it to me
In that way.
But it makes me complete
To hear you tell it to her.
There's a love and a warmth
That make me feel
Is exactly as it should be.
And I still love you
And hope we never part,
But as it turns out,
One of the greatest things in this world
Is hearing in your voice
The love you have for her.
And there's no jealousy
Or pangs of sadness
On my end.
As it turns out
Just the way it is.
And I wouldn't want it
To be any other way.
DreamtakerDreamtaker3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
SLIPPING Slipping slipping
I almost had it right in my palms
AWAY Away away
My eyes open wide like my lungs
GASPING Gasping gasping
Accumulated back into this world as I awake
PAIN Pain pain
Gathering the moments of the dream before it fades
REAPING Reaping reaping
My desired world is always taken from me
FAITH Faith faith
I never wanted it to be make belief
FEELING Feeling feeling
That unaware sensation is being ripped
BLAME Blame blame
But it's as if I am the one that is torn to shreds
I wrote this for you.I am the girl walking down the street with studio headphones and a video-game hoodie.I wrote this for you.4 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
I am the girl who, on a particularly crummy day, will eat a whole tub of Ben & Jerry's ice cream while watching The Notebook.
I am the girl who walks around barefoot in oversized T-shirts when she's at home.
I am the girl who walks into the kitchen to get something and can't remember what it was.
I am the girl who stays up late reading scary stories because she can't fall asleep because she was reading scary stories.
I am the girl who wears her hair down and doesn't wear make up.
I am beautiful.
So are you.
I Am The Mighty!I Am The Mighty:I Am The Mighty!2 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
I remember this tale, from a time of brutality; from whence I would have gladly murdered a soul. For the fragile seek to transcend their pain, but ever are they poisoned by it.
This man I remember had called himself ‘Mighty’ and I watched from the stands as he delivered his speech. “You are the fools!” he cried to the audience, “for even as you mock me, I am whole. Through tragedies I've suffered, through pain I persevered. I am a greater man and your words may never hurt me.”
Fool, is what I thought, for he seemed to take pride in this display. The crowd cheered him on, patting him on the back, but to me he lacked conviction. For I saw through the sham in his boast and I knew that his demons would haunt him again. This time a little earlier than needed.
“Yes my friends, I am a damaged man. I have been broken before and my spirit shattered,” he continued to ramble, as I drew close to him.