Star Wars Club Sith SpoofWelcome To The Darkside We Have CookiesStar Wars Club Sith Spoof2 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Would you like a cookie sir? Hot and fresh just out of the oven." The Cookietender looks up at the newcomer's face mask. "I could blend it up in a milkshake if you like."
Darth Vader looks at the girl behind the bar. "Since when do they serve cookies in Club Sith?"
"Always--Darth Sideous can't live without them. I see you're new here. Allow me to officially welcome you to the darkside-we have cookies."
Darth Sideous walks out from behind the curtain onto the stage. "Hey all you out there its karaoke night here at Club Sith. So whadda you say lets get this party started?"
Darth Vader looks up at Darth Sideous then around the empty room save for himself and the cookie girl. As Darth Sideous picks a song and begins to sing he turns to her. "Who's he talking to?"
"You and me. He used to let drones hang out here but he got sick of them calling each other Rodger all the time. He k