March TasksMarch Tasks2 years ago in Personal More Like This
God, another month of tasks? It feels like I was just up here! I don’t really think it’s necessary for me to announce them to everyone personally when they come out, but Callahan won’t leave me alone about it. Says he’ll make me regret every day that goes by until a task announcement for March is made. Whatever!
I’m tired, and the sun hasn’t even come up yet, so let’s make this as painless as possible. Let’s see... Hum. I’m glad I’m not any of you guys! The next set of tasks are for the denizens of Castle Draclugia! I wouldn’t want to be caught dead in that place, that creepy lady who runs it would probably have me in a maid outfit before I hit the ground. Right, so here we go.
Merchants, it looks like you get to do some merchanting this month. Lucky you! See
Mission 8 Present (Rogues)PLEASE WATCH THIS FIRST:Mission 8 Present (Rogues)2 years ago in Personal More Like This
No, no, you’ve got it wrong! Don’t look for Gunpowder! He asked me to help out this month while he takes care of some other business for Devonshire. Really! Dmitri here can attest to that!
Okay, now that I’ve got your attention... well, honestly, I need help from a lot of you. It’s a really important mission, and I’ve gotten the okay from Gunpowder. Again, just confirm with Dmitri! I think Dmitri is actually the one who’s collected most of you to help out with this, so you probably already know.
So... I suppose I’ll cut to the chase. It’s very, very important that what I tell you not be repeated until after we’ve completed our goal. Shh, don’t be so loud! We need to be quiet and discreet. I’m not joking. If you can’t handle that, please leave until I discuss the other missions at hand.
Who’s left? Hmm... I gues
May TasksPRESENT TASKSMay Tasks2 years ago in Personal More Like This
I tell ya, I went through four pens before they’d give me one my size! Eh, anyway... looks like you lot need some work and can’t get it from the usual source. Well, for now, I’m your guy. Trudeau, the extraordinary merchant of healthy living, at your service! I know all sorts of things you can do to help your body feel better after all that garbage you all put in it every day, but I’ll save that advice for whenever you decide to talk to me personally about a healthier lifestyle. You’re here for tasks in Sapling Village!
I’ll start with my fellow Merchants. First off, it sure does suck that you all got kicked out like that. My condolences, though you all know that you should have been selling healthier stuff, so keep that in mind next time and you might be a little better off. Anyway, you’re here, so let’s get down to it! First off, you’ve all been welcomed to commandeer
Arc 1 SummaryHello again, everyone! It seems that Callahan can’t seem to leave well enough alone, and has bugged me to compile a list of the more important goings-ons that each of the three guilds here in Tao have been up to since the past year or so. I was hoping it wouldn’t be too much, but it looks like I was wrong... In fact, it looks like all the guilds here have managed to accomplish a great deal since the beginning, much to my dismay. You guys have no idea how cluttered Callahan’s office is, he doesn’t organize anything! He told me to do it myself if it bothered me so much, but he’s not getting free labor out of me. Well, additional free labor, I guess, as I’m not really... being paid to do this. Not with money, anyway; he says that the opportunity to “pore over and absorb such a rich and vibrant history following the creation of the three guilds should be more than enough payment”. He’s full of it, but I can’t complain.Arc 1 Summary2 years ago in Personal More Like This