So I was just stopped by a cop....I wasn't driving. I was walking. He drives up, rolls down the window, and says something I don't quite hear. I say hello. He repeats it. "How old are you?"
I'm in shock. I ask, "How OLD am I?"
"I'm 29!!" (I'm sure I sounded incredulous.)
I say, "I have my license if you want to see it." He wants to see it so I give it to him. He looks and hands it back.
He thought I was a highschool truant.
The moral of the story is that I should stop wearing clothing a teenager might wear because as I continue to get older and not to age it will become more and more unbelievable that I am as old as I say I am and I don't look forward to being driven in the back of a police car to the nearest high school, in tears BECAUSE I HAVE ALREADY DONE MY TIME!
FAQ: Please Read!Handy Tip: there are a lot of questions here. If there's something specific you want to find, use control +F on your keyboard to search for it!FAQ: Please Read!2 years ago in Personal More Like This
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Greetings. My name is Arthur. I know almost everything there is to know about this group. Ask me anything and I will have an answer... unlike my twin birdbrain.
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very sad news everyone.this is the day we have all wished would never happened to this fandom. Next Monday is the day we wished would never come. Next Monday is going to be the worst day. We are all going to relive something that all of us have hoped would never happen again. So next Monday on nickelodeon at 5:00pm and then again for some reason at 7:00, DO NOT WATCH THE LAST AIRBENDER MOVIE AT ALL! Instead, why don't you watch regular show then adventure time on cartoon network at that time. Or better yet, why don't you get up from your chair at 5:00 pm next Monday and reply slam your head against the wall until all you can see is blackness. That would be better then going thru that again. Or maybe just watch regular show then adventure time on cartoon network, that maybe for the best.very sad news everyone.1 year ago in Personal More Like This
Bitching About April Fools on DeviantartLets get a little perspective, peopleBitching About April Fools on Deviantart2 years ago in Personal More Like This
I Know that it is common knowledge that the art-world generally regards deviantart as a beckon of professionalism and respectability. To see something like this while browsing for serious prospective employees on another busy work sunday on a serious talent search site that is totally serious business guys is totally going to get you banned from the art world and loose you all the jobz you would have gotten that day! This is an outrageous prank! This is not what DA is about!
Come on guys, perspective.
If your gallery is so important to your life and career that you can not stand to have even one of your precious thumbnails momentarily obscured lest every employer decide that cats are no longer the "in" thing this year and black list you from the industry, you probably shouldn't be on DA. Yes, some people get a lot of traffic from DA, but lets be honest, this is not an appropriate site in which to host any kind of serious portfolio. Fine,
this movie, omg... "Ookami Kodomo no Ame to Yuki"this movie, omg...1 year ago in Personal More Like This
watch it. It's amazing, seriously.
(image found on Tumblr: http://evangelizer.tumblr.com/post/43670310560 )
It's about werewolves, yes, but not cheesy, stupid Twilight "werewolves" or whatever... These are my new favorite type of werewolves, and I'll probably never think of werewolves as vicious bad-guys ever again.
This was a beautiful story of a mother and her two children. I loved the story, really did. I even sort of started wanting to have kids on my own as well I mean, Ami and Yuki were so sweet, and funny, and realistic - personality and behavior wise.
And their mother was a fantastic character. I really, really liked how she was portrayed.
I could go on about how much I just loved this movie.. But I'll shut up and just recommend it to you all instead.
Do yourself a favor, and watch this incredible movie
3 Pit Bulls sentenced to death...For being attacked by someone else's loose dog.3 Pit Bulls sentenced to death2 years ago in Personal More Like This
Full story: http://www.examiner.com/article/judge-sentences-three-pit-bulls-to-death-a-discriminatory-proceeding
Story summary if you don't want to click the link:
Austin Texas, Three pit bulls have been sentenced by a judge to be euthanized after they were the victims of a vicious dog attack.
Chris Grant the owner of the pit bulls had been training his dogs, Leo, Dawn and Gorgo in a parking lot earlier this month, the dogs secured to the back of his SUV, when a man with his dog running loose, entered the same parking lot. The loose dog spotted Grant's dogs and charged.
"The owner of the dog couldn't keep his dog under control," Grant stated. "It kept attacking us."
"Instead of pulling his dog out of our reach, he repeatedly punched and kicked my dogs, in attempt to stop my dogs from fighting back." Grant went on to state. "I waved someone down and told them to call 911."
Grant continued, "The owner untied Dawn's leash while I w
Arc 1 SummaryHello again, everyone! It seems that Callahan can’t seem to leave well enough alone, and has bugged me to compile a list of the more important goings-ons that each of the three guilds here in Tao have been up to since the past year or so. I was hoping it wouldn’t be too much, but it looks like I was wrong... In fact, it looks like all the guilds here have managed to accomplish a great deal since the beginning, much to my dismay. You guys have no idea how cluttered Callahan’s office is, he doesn’t organize anything! He told me to do it myself if it bothered me so much, but he’s not getting free labor out of me. Well, additional free labor, I guess, as I’m not really... being paid to do this. Not with money, anyway; he says that the opportunity to “pore over and absorb such a rich and vibrant history following the creation of the three guilds should be more than enough payment”. He’s full of it, but I can’t complain.Arc 1 Summary1 year ago in Personal More Like This
Snee gets serious D: scary.Nothing wakes you up more than an attack at sexual orientation 8DSnee gets serious D: scary.1 year ago in Personal More Like This
I mean god, if you're going to insult someone, at least do your research.
I'm not a "lesbine beotch", I love -everybody- regardless of gender. Everyone's amazing and beautiful to me. ...Well except for you, cause you're a bigoted asshole. Open-mindedness is important to me. I also enjoy people who can spell and use proper punctuation, so we'll never work, sorry.
Whenever I get a comment like this, I wonder, "what were they hoping to accomplish?"
"Oh god, he's right, I'm such a 'lesbine', I'm gonna go Straight right now!"
"Oh gosh, I've been drawing this type of art for 6 years now but omg YOU'RE RIGHT, THIS IS WRONG, YOU MADE ME SEE THE LIGHT WITH YOUR INSULT"
Obviously the right answer is they just wanted to upset me and hurt my feelings. I can't deny it did, since I'm writing this journal, but it's not the insult itself that makes me sad. I'm proud of who I am. I love what I've become over the years, and I enjoy the
I demand that you answer thisTHE PROTAGONISTS FROM THE LAST TWO GAMES YOU PLAYED ARE NOW HAVING SEX WITH EACH OTHERI demand that you answer this2 years ago in Personal More Like This
PIT x SORA (or Riku)
NOW YOU GO.
Also, you can blame HaroldPotter for this.
PMDUnity is here!My DA group :iconPMDUnity: has been created. Feel free to come and join it, but right now things are still under construction.PMDUnity is here!10 months ago in Personal More Like This
Tomorrow I plan on working on group applications, meaning that they should be ready within a day or so if all goes well.
I ask everyone to be a little patient while waiting for the first batch of interactive content.
Vesper Facility Character Design Contest - CLOSED!My partner EvilInstinct and I are holding a character design contest, and everyone who enters will receive a little something so long as their submission adheres to the rules.Vesper Facility Character Design Contest - CLOSED!2 years ago in Deviant Events More Like This
Please read all of the contest information FULLY if you would like to participate, and feel free to ask questions if something needs clarification!
Create a character that might live in the Vesper Facility, the world in which Pull Down Heaven and Soldier are set.
Perhaps your character is a tamarin who makes his living fishing tilapia in the expansive tanks of a huge hydroponics farm. Or perhaps a rat priest who dons a mask to conceal her identity from demons. Or perhaps a drunk mink who hunts in the deep, wet bilges for mollusks to trade to the macaques for algae wine. The possibilities are endless!
Characters must be created specifically for this contest.
Entries must be submitted to DeviantArt between the time that the contest is announced (i.e., now
Well that was unnecessaryAaaa internet bullying.Well that was unnecessary1 year ago in Personal More Like This
Good thing it only encourages me to draw MORE porn to get over it.
well not them I guess
Also... that crush I mentioned? Not just a crush anymore.
A note on progress and current plans.I see a lot of members are asking questions about group systems, the possibility of transferring teams from PMDE to PMDU, and curiosities surrounding XY pokemon and whether they will be allowed.A note on progress and current plans.10 months ago in Personal More Like This
I would prefer not to answer too many questions right now because it cuts down on time that could be spent bringing out recruitment forms, introductory story, and all the other stuff that needs to be done before the group can really get rolling.
Here is our current to-do list, just to let everyone know what to expect.
1. Creation of temporary group applications. We will NOT be allowing members to join a guild immediately. A preliminary mission will be released prior to October 12 for members to take part in. This mission will be group-neutral and will serve to introduce players to the game world, allow them to become accustomed to each guild and their functions, and start working out characters in preparation for the real deal. These forms will be designed so that updating them later will be a
concerning Chapter 12..This feels really weird to post, but...concerning Chapter 12..2 years ago in Personal More Like This
...I was reading through "SPIKE" just now, something which I haven't done in ages. I thought I'd read some chapters to see if I could find some more mistakes to edit again.
Do you guys remember chapter 12? The one where Charles (or Chuck as he was nicknamed then) is speaking/thinking about his feelings for Spike? I haven't read that chapter in... I dunno, a couple of times since I posted it here on DA? Anyways, for some reason, that chapter just gave me a big punch in the stomach right now.. At least it felt like it, sorta. I had to just pause, stop reading, because I was all, "whoa sh*t, he's... he's .. dangerous, and insane..!" you know? And while I knew this already, since he's my character and I know all about him, this chapter just sort of had a big impact on me. Sort of like, sympathizing with him but being utterly terrified of him at the same time..
I hope this doesn't sound like boasting about my own writing or that it sounds self-centere
Pocket City ExplainedHello its Ryce Cooker here with something a bit unusual. I usually don't like to explain my artworks because I like to see how people sees them, I believe if I have to explain what is happening in my artwork, then I didn't do a good job, I would prefer if they just see it and gets it. But once in a while I like to break tradition LOL! So this time I feel like explaining the many things that are not too obvious in my latest doodle piece. Pocket City! Main reason being I added a few trivias and homages in there thats really only relevant to me but you might also be interested in (Or bored as hell after reading). So yeah you been warned brother!Pocket City Explained1 year ago in Personal More Like This
1. Rice Ball: You notice Red eating a rice ball, this is a nod to two things. First the occasional rice ball you see in the anime in which Brock calls it a Donut (WTF). And also a reference to my new nickname lately, I have been called many things but lately its
Back to stroking myself againHi there boys and girls, its a me OmuRyce covered and poured with demiglace sauce on top. If you have been to my main page before and browsed around, then you might've come across a counter that says how many times Ry has been stroked, there's also a button underneath that says if you stroke Ry it would make him feel good, last time I checked it was close to a 1000 strokes. Well I am sorry to say but that counter is no longer available.Back to stroking myself again1 year ago in Personal More Like This
These past few days I had people telling me that whenever they try to visit my page they get a warning from Google telling them that something's not right. That the Ry-Spirit DA page might've contained virus. Here's the message people get when they try to visit my DA page.
At first I wondered what it could be. Maybe its those spam comments on my page? Cos recently whenever an artwork of mine gets lots of attention there's always a few spam comments in there that I need to report, I'm sure those Deviants didn't really try to promote Viagra pills on my ar
XYXY10 months ago in Personal More Like This
Less then a month until we get our hands on Pokemon X and Y. It's pretty much all I think about at this point. I'm pretty excited! I know a lot of my watchers are into Pokemon too, how do you guys feel about Pokemon and X and Y so far from what we know?
If you're concerned about spoilers, I suggest you stop and run for the hills if you're trying to avoid it.
I'm interested in the how the new Starters will play out. My guess is that they're going to be dual typed as grass/steel, fire/fairy, and water/fighting. It seems like Quilladin is taking a defence approach judging by his bulky looks. Braixen looks like it's design is based off a witch or something. It takes out it's stick and waves it around like a wand and Frogadier looks like it would be fighting because it's got a more slender physique. It makes sense though sense steel beats fairy, fairy beats fighting and fighting beats steel. At first I thought it was going to be dark, psychic, fighting but this see
11 Things the Bible says not to do......But you do anyway: http://www.11points.com/Books/11_Things_The_Bible_Bans,_But_You_Do_Anyway11 Things the Bible says not to do...1 year ago in Personal More Like This
I was researching something similar when I came across this list, and I found it interesting, and a little irritating, I'll admit. I've never read the full Bible, but I've always wondered why, of all the things condemned by it, the only thing anyone ever talks about is homosexuality. No one EVER mentions the shrimp thing, and even the most religious people I know eat lobster. xD
And as a disclaimer, for the most part, I am VERY tolerant of religion, and if something is against your religion, by all means, follow the rules. I've been very accomodating to religious friends in the past. But the obsession with condemning and focusing on certain 'sins' over others annoys me.
And this does go to show that the rules, even religious rules, can change as time goes on. Divorce is so readily accepted among Catholics, even though the Bible condemns it - maybe someday the same will be said about homosexu
New character revealed?(PosibleBolin'sLoveInteres?This information comes from Alyson Stoner's personal website:New character revealed?(PosibleBolin'sLoveInteres?1 year ago in Personal More Like This
From Alyson Stoner's blog:
A glimpse at my newest projects for 2013:
~The A List – “Lacey” – Independent film, set for summer release
~Voicing “Strawberry” in Super Buddies
~Voicing “Opal” in Nickelodeon’s The Legend of Korra
~Voicing “Natty” in the US version of Disney’s “Violetta”
~Voicing a familiar character in a popular video game (can’t spill details yet)
~Teaching Hip-Hop Masterclasses at Urban Reach Vermont – Feb. 1st, 2013.
According to Alyston Stoner's personal website, she has confirmed to be appearing in The Legend of Korra during 2013 as a character named Opal. Who, exactly, Opal is remains unknown. Many have already begun to speculate that she is the female twin who was mentioned at San Diego Comic Con. However, seeing as this season deals with spirits, the opportun
CAMEOS FOR FLASH EPILOGUEI NEED EVERY POKEMON IMAGINABLECAMEOS FOR FLASH EPILOGUE1 year ago in Personal More Like This
HOW TO GET CAMEO'D:
Please leave a link of your TEAM, and ALSO what guild they're in, and ALSO list off their names and species IN YOUR COMMENT! As well as which of them were in the past, WHEN they were in the past (if it was just M7 or both M7 and M8 or just M8, I NEED to know to be accurate) - as well as their GUILDS! As well as WHICH MISSIONS THEY DID or are DOING! (m7 and m8, I want to know what EACH of your pokemon has done)
Do NOT leave me a block of text, just a simple TLDR summary with all of the information required
That makes it easiest for me when I'm scanning the comments looking for the perfect Pokemon to write into the epilogue
good news, everyone XDyesh, I has some "SPIKE" updates..good news, everyone XD3 years ago in Personal More Like This
I just wanted to tell you that I've finally finished planning pretty much the rest of the story! From the mid part and onwards to the ending. I wrote 7 pages of summary yesterday, and today I've just written 4 pages of a new chapter!
I know these news must torment some of you, since I don't post more chapters here.. And I'm really sorry.. BUT - this means I will be finishing "SPIKE" faster than I'd first expected! I'm hoping I'll have the whole thing done and edited by the summer, 2012, and then I'll send it to some publishers!
I kind of want to send it to some English-speaking publishers now, or soon, like, send off a few chapters and hear what they think. Because translating it to Norwegian just...it... argh, it's difficult because I can't "hear" my characters speaking Norwegian so writing them in Norwegian just doesn't feel right at all...
Do you have any suggestions for good publishers I could send some chapters to? And what makes you s
what if you lived in republic city?just a question I have been thinking about for a while now. what would you do if you lived in republic city in the 20s? would you be a benders or a non benders? would you be a equalists or a metalbending cop? would you be normal or abnormal? would you be rich or poor. We would love to know. what would you do in republic city or ba sing se?what if you lived in republic city?2 years ago in Personal More Like This
LOL NUUU I CAN'T LAUGH AT THIS!!!Ok so I have been very quiet about the whole XBOX one thing, because I never planned to have one anyway, and if you like Nintendo and talk shit about another console YOU ARE A FANBOY END OF STORY, and I try my best not to be a fanboy. I totally am, but compared to my boyfriend, no. No I'm not. I will buy other consoles if they appeal to me, not SET THEM ON FIRE AND CACKLE ABOUT IT. So there's that in my favor.LOL NUUU I CAN'T LAUGH AT THIS!!!1 year ago in Personal More Like This
BUT ANYWAY I was on "Know Your Meme", a website where I get stuck all the time, and I found so many memes about the XBOX one that are just...lol...I can't not laugh. I feel so horrible. But it's so god damn funny.
Edit: Sorry, wrong link before, it was supposed to be the images, not the article.
Edit 2: Ok let's just share some of the best ones here:
And I really like this one. I lost it when the guy starts crying about buying a Wii U. xD
Also since we're on the subject, charging for used games and REQUI
'Pull Down Heaven' Information and FAQI'm excited to finally get to work on a short comic series featuring my tiger and rat characters, Linan and Jeckle. Although this is primarily a personal project to re-examine a world that I left behind, I am sharing it because I think that a few other people may be able to enjoy it as well.'Pull Down Heaven' Information and FAQ4 years ago in Personal More Like This
Because this comic will be mainly textless, with one possible planned exception, it may prove to be difficult to follow. If you find that this is the case for you, feel free to ask questions, or draw your own conclusions. Some information will be listed below, and I will also be answering any frequently asked questions in the FAQ section.
I hope you enjoy Pull Down Heaven!
Synopsis: A tiger and a rat combine their talents to escape from an abandoned research facility and the manufactured lives that they have lived.
Genre: Science fiction/fantasy
Content Warning: Blood and violence, possibly ideologically sensitive
Themes: Rejection of societal norms
FAQHi there !FAQ9 months ago in Personal More Like This
Sometimes I answered to people sometimes not... I simply forget to answer, or don't have time, or the question has been asked billion times, or it's too complicated to write it in english.
so here some answers: (sorry if there are english's mistakes, I'm french ^^.)
Do you take commissions ?
Nope, I really don't have time ! Sorry guys. I won't answer to note/PM about that.
Do you do prints of your illustrations ?
Not for the moment... It's very personal I'm not sure I'm ready to make money from it.
Can I use your art ?
It depends for what, If I don't answer then it means "no". Don't take it badly... It just takes too much times to make proper sentences to say no and I don't have time to deal with it... sorry.
And please don't use it for 9gag or something else like that.
Artists are fighting for there rights and they use screenshots and gif to make jokes...
I might be hard and harsh about it and I'm sorry but it's insulting and paradoxale.