So I was just stopped by a cop....I wasn't driving. I was walking. He drives up, rolls down the window, and says something I don't quite hear. I say hello. He repeats it. "How old are you?"
I'm in shock. I ask, "How OLD am I?"
"I'm 29!!" (I'm sure I sounded incredulous.)
I say, "I have my license if you want to see it." He wants to see it so I give it to him. He looks and hands it back.
He thought I was a highschool truant.
The moral of the story is that I should stop wearing clothing a teenager might wear because as I continue to get older and not to age it will become more and more unbelievable that I am as old as I say I am and I don't look forward to being driven in the back of a police car to the nearest high school, in tears BECAUSE I HAVE ALREADY DONE MY TIME!
Arc 1 SummaryHello again, everyone! It seems that Callahan can’t seem to leave well enough alone, and has bugged me to compile a list of the more important goings-ons that each of the three guilds here in Tao have been up to since the past year or so. I was hoping it wouldn’t be too much, but it looks like I was wrong... In fact, it looks like all the guilds here have managed to accomplish a great deal since the beginning, much to my dismay. You guys have no idea how cluttered Callahan’s office is, he doesn’t organize anything! He told me to do it myself if it bothered me so much, but he’s not getting free labor out of me. Well, additional free labor, I guess, as I’m not really... being paid to do this. Not with money, anyway; he says that the opportunity to “pore over and absorb such a rich and vibrant history following the creation of the three guilds should be more than enough payment”. He’s full of it, but I can’t complain.Arc 1 Summary2 years ago in Personal More Like This
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very sad news everyone.this is the day we have all wished would never happened to this fandom. Next Monday is the day we wished would never come. Next Monday is going to be the worst day. We are all going to relive something that all of us have hoped would never happen again. So next Monday on nickelodeon at 5:00pm and then again for some reason at 7:00, DO NOT WATCH THE LAST AIRBENDER MOVIE AT ALL! Instead, why don't you watch regular show then adventure time on cartoon network at that time. Or better yet, why don't you get up from your chair at 5:00 pm next Monday and reply slam your head against the wall until all you can see is blackness. That would be better then going thru that again. Or maybe just watch regular show then adventure time on cartoon network, that maybe for the best.very sad news everyone.2 years ago in Personal More Like This
Seek and you shall findHiya Ryceballs, oh my god what an insane couple of days. I don't even know where to start I really don't, it has to do with papa Ry, my dad. It has been an emotional roller coaster for him and this whole event is kinda like a joke now when I think back on it. OK long story short, he was afraid he's gonna be jobless, pretty much he left his old job to work in a 'better' job only to find out that this better job has an even more unreasonable boss bla bla bla I don't wanna get into full details for his privacy's sake. So now he wants to quit this current job and go back to his old job and im like 'ARE YOU FREAKIN JOKING ME?! YOU JUST LEFT! AND NOW U WANNA GO BACK?!' Like how embarrassing would that be right? But he says he has no other options and no other jobs out there, so I told him to look for jobs online and he's like 'Oh nah it won't make a difference'. :I This is coming from a man who doesn't know how to turn off an ipad. So I told him a true story I read... I thought it hasSeek and you shall find2 years ago in Personal More Like This
I demand that you answer thisTHE PROTAGONISTS FROM THE LAST TWO GAMES YOU PLAYED ARE NOW HAVING SEX WITH EACH OTHERI demand that you answer this3 years ago in Personal More Like This
PIT x SORA (or Riku)
NOW YOU GO.
Also, you can blame HaroldPotter for this.
this movie, omg... "Ookami Kodomo no Ame to Yuki"this movie, omg...2 years ago in Personal More Like This
watch it. It's amazing, seriously.
(image found on Tumblr: http://evangelizer.tumblr.com/post/43670310560 )
It's about werewolves, yes, but not cheesy, stupid Twilight "werewolves" or whatever... These are my new favorite type of werewolves, and I'll probably never think of werewolves as vicious bad-guys ever again.
This was a beautiful story of a mother and her two children. I loved the story, really did. I even sort of started wanting to have kids on my own as well I mean, Ami and Yuki were so sweet, and funny, and realistic - personality and behavior wise.
And their mother was a fantastic character. I really, really liked how she was portrayed.
I could go on about how much I just loved this movie.. But I'll shut up and just recommend it to you all instead.
Do yourself a favor, and watch this incredible movie
HELLO MY RYCEBALLSTHE PEOPLE HAS SPOKEN, A DECISION HAS BEEN MADE. Thanks for all the name suggestions! RYGHT! OK from now on I will refer my famiry members, my dear brothers and sisters (Im talking about you guys by the way) as... :iconsparklezplz:Ryceballs!:iconsparklezplz:HELLO MY RYCEBALLS2 years ago in Personal More Like This
This is how I see you guys :'D
Thank you for being a Ryceball. your support and love has made THIS Rycebowl one very manly teaRy happy artist. I will continue to tRy my best to improve on my skills and draw the HELL out of everything I have a passion for. Ry-Spirit cares. <3
I apologize for the rydiculous amount of puns in this journal.
XYXY2 years ago in Personal More Like This
Less then a month until we get our hands on Pokemon X and Y. It's pretty much all I think about at this point. I'm pretty excited! I know a lot of my watchers are into Pokemon too, how do you guys feel about Pokemon and X and Y so far from what we know?
If you're concerned about spoilers, I suggest you stop and run for the hills if you're trying to avoid it.
I'm interested in the how the new Starters will play out. My guess is that they're going to be dual typed as grass/steel, fire/fairy, and water/fighting. It seems like Quilladin is taking a defence approach judging by his bulky looks. Braixen looks like it's design is based off a witch or something. It takes out it's stick and waves it around like a wand and Frogadier looks like it would be fighting because it's got a more slender physique. It makes sense though sense steel beats fairy, fairy beats fighting and fighting beats steel. At first I thought it was going to be dark, psychic, fighting but this see
Snee gets serious D: scary.Nothing wakes you up more than an attack at sexual orientation 8DSnee gets serious D: scary.2 years ago in Personal More Like This
I mean god, if you're going to insult someone, at least do your research.
I'm not a "lesbine beotch", I love -everybody- regardless of gender. Everyone's amazing and beautiful to me. ...Well except for you, cause you're a bigoted asshole. Open-mindedness is important to me. I also enjoy people who can spell and use proper punctuation, so we'll never work, sorry.
Whenever I get a comment like this, I wonder, "what were they hoping to accomplish?"
"Oh god, he's right, I'm such a 'lesbine', I'm gonna go Straight right now!"
"Oh gosh, I've been drawing this type of art for 6 years now but omg YOU'RE RIGHT, THIS IS WRONG, YOU MADE ME SEE THE LIGHT WITH YOUR INSULT"
Obviously the right answer is they just wanted to upset me and hurt my feelings. I can't deny it did, since I'm writing this journal, but it's not the insult itself that makes me sad. I'm proud of who I am. I love what I've become over the years, and I enjoy the
FAQHi there !FAQ2 years ago in Personal More Like This
Sometimes I answered to people sometimes not... I simply forget to answer, or don't have time, or the question has been asked billion times, or it's too complicated to write it in english.
so here some answers: (sorry if there are english's mistakes, I'm french ^^.)
Do you take commissions ?
Nope, I really don't have time ! Sorry guys. I won't answer to note/PM about that.
Do you do prints of your illustrations ?
Not for the moment...
Can I use your art ?
It depends for what, If I don't answer then it means "no". Don't take it badly... It just takes too much times to make proper sentences to say no and I don't have time... sorry.
And please don't use it for 9gag or any other website like that.
What software do you use ?
Mangastudio 4EX for comics and drawing.
Mangastudio 5EX for colors.
I draw on MS4 because it's easier and faster for me.
Where can I get your brushes ?
My brushes are here : http://nesskain.deviantart.com/art/Brushes-for-MS
Video games have made me sexist, I think.Haha, sequel to that "Vagina haters" journal from before, I guess.Video games have made me sexist, I think.3 years ago in Personal More Like This
I have noticed that a lot of people hate on Kairi from Kingdom Hearts because she is presented as the "damsel in distress". It's almost always girls who have this opinion, and they almost make me feel guilty for never really having thought of it that way, or for never being offended by it.
But the truth is, gaming for 20+ straight years has sort of programmed me to assume that most times, the female character your character interacts with IS a damsel in distress, and without her, there'd be no game to play. A damsel in distress is key to a lot of games. It's the reason I DO stuff.
Mario, Zelda, Dragon Quest...there's always a girl you have to save. And you usually marry her at the end, or she kisses you, or gives you a cake or something like that. Mission accomplished. That's never the REAL point of the game, the REAL point is trying not to die and having fun. But you need a reason to get from point A to p
Exclusive New The Legend of Korra Clip & InterInterview with PJ Byrne, Voice of Bolin Talks The Kiss, Bolin's Future. http://geek-news.mtv.com/2012/05/17/legend-of-korra-p-j-byrne/Exclusive New The Legend of Korra Clip & Inter3 years ago in Personal More Like This
Bolin and Mako's new place with Asami. http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/770005/exclusive-the-legend-of-korra-season-1-ep-7-the-aftermath-clip.jhtml?xrs=share_tumblr
And also, http://sot.ag/MzkyNzA0/
i believe aang's spirit might be trying totell you something OMG AANG http://fullmetalavatar.tumblr.com/post/24196095272/tiasiandaly-i-believe-aangs-spirit-might-bei believe aang's spirit might be trying to3 years ago in Personal More Like This
3 Pit Bulls sentenced to death...For being attacked by someone else's loose dog.3 Pit Bulls sentenced to death3 years ago in Personal More Like This
Full story: http://www.examiner.com/article/judge-sentences-three-pit-bulls-to-death-a-discriminatory-proceeding
Story summary if you don't want to click the link:
Austin Texas, Three pit bulls have been sentenced by a judge to be euthanized after they were the victims of a vicious dog attack.
Chris Grant the owner of the pit bulls had been training his dogs, Leo, Dawn and Gorgo in a parking lot earlier this month, the dogs secured to the back of his SUV, when a man with his dog running loose, entered the same parking lot. The loose dog spotted Grant's dogs and charged.
"The owner of the dog couldn't keep his dog under control," Grant stated. "It kept attacking us."
"Instead of pulling his dog out of our reach, he repeatedly punched and kicked my dogs, in attempt to stop my dogs from fighting back." Grant went on to state. "I waved someone down and told them to call 911."
Grant continued, "The owner untied Dawn's leash while I w
Well that was unnecessaryAaaa internet bullying.Well that was unnecessary2 years ago in Personal More Like This
Good thing it only encourages me to draw MORE porn to get over it.
well not them I guess
Also... that crush I mentioned? Not just a crush anymore.
11 Things the Bible says not to do......But you do anyway: http://www.11points.com/Books/11_Things_The_Bible_Bans,_But_You_Do_Anyway11 Things the Bible says not to do...2 years ago in Personal More Like This
I was researching something similar when I came across this list, and I found it interesting, and a little irritating, I'll admit. I've never read the full Bible, but I've always wondered why, of all the things condemned by it, the only thing anyone ever talks about is homosexuality. No one EVER mentions the shrimp thing, and even the most religious people I know eat lobster. xD
And as a disclaimer, for the most part, I am VERY tolerant of religion, and if something is against your religion, by all means, follow the rules. I've been very accomodating to religious friends in the past. But the obsession with condemning and focusing on certain 'sins' over others annoys me.
And this does go to show that the rules, even religious rules, can change as time goes on. Divorce is so readily accepted among Catholics, even though the Bible condemns it - maybe someday the same will be said about homosexu
Pocket City ExplainedHello its Ryce Cooker here with something a bit unusual. I usually don't like to explain my artworks because I like to see how people sees them, I believe if I have to explain what is happening in my artwork, then I didn't do a good job, I would prefer if they just see it and gets it. But once in a while I like to break tradition LOL! So this time I feel like explaining the many things that are not too obvious in my latest doodle piece. Pocket City! Main reason being I added a few trivias and homages in there thats really only relevant to me but you might also be interested in (Or bored as hell after reading). So yeah you been warned brother!Pocket City Explained2 years ago in Personal More Like This
1. Rice Ball: You notice Red eating a rice ball, this is a nod to two things. First the occasional rice ball you see in the anime in which Brock calls it a Donut (WTF). And also a reference to my new nickname lately, I have been called many things but lately its
My thoughts...Firstly, as always I'd like to express my honest gratitude for all the comments I've received and as well, very important to know for me were about school/courses informations. I don't care if you read this or not but- thank you very much!My thoughts...2 years ago in Personal More Like This
I would like to state how community flow is really important for me. No, not only for me but to many people. Just many people aren't aware of this.
I think the interactions between the artist and watchers - and whole community relationships thing - is one of the most vital parts that our creations exist. Writers have fans, travelers, artists, illustrators, companies, fashion bloggers etc. and so on. You may call it as a "fanbase", thus I prefer to not call because "fans" and "fanbase" has a lot of negative stereotypes and image about blindly screaming "minors". I'd prefer to name differently, because I do not view them as minors. Absolutely. I view them as an every worthy human on equal worth as the creator and that's a fact. They are just guests to
concerning Chapter 12..This feels really weird to post, but...concerning Chapter 12..3 years ago in Personal More Like This
...I was reading through "SPIKE" just now, something which I haven't done in ages. I thought I'd read some chapters to see if I could find some more mistakes to edit again.
Do you guys remember chapter 12? The one where Charles (or Chuck as he was nicknamed then) is speaking/thinking about his feelings for Spike? I haven't read that chapter in... I dunno, a couple of times since I posted it here on DA? Anyways, for some reason, that chapter just gave me a big punch in the stomach right now.. At least it felt like it, sorta. I had to just pause, stop reading, because I was all, "whoa sh*t, he's... he's .. dangerous, and insane..!" you know? And while I knew this already, since he's my character and I know all about him, this chapter just sort of had a big impact on me. Sort of like, sympathizing with him but being utterly terrified of him at the same time..
I hope this doesn't sound like boasting about my own writing or that it sounds self-centere
Back to stroking myself againHi there boys and girls, its a me OmuRyce covered and poured with demiglace sauce on top. If you have been to my main page before and browsed around, then you might've come across a counter that says how many times Ry has been stroked, there's also a button underneath that says if you stroke Ry it would make him feel good, last time I checked it was close to a 1000 strokes. Well I am sorry to say but that counter is no longer available.Back to stroking myself again2 years ago in Personal More Like This
These past few days I had people telling me that whenever they try to visit my page they get a warning from Google telling them that something's not right. That the Ry-Spirit DA page might've contained virus. Here's the message people get when they try to visit my DA page.
At first I wondered what it could be. Maybe its those spam comments on my page? Cos recently whenever an artwork of mine gets lots of attention there's always a few spam comments in there that I need to report, I'm sure those Deviants didn't really try to promote Viagra pills on my ar
CAMEOS FOR FLASH EPILOGUEI NEED EVERY POKEMON IMAGINABLECAMEOS FOR FLASH EPILOGUE2 years ago in Personal More Like This
HOW TO GET CAMEO'D:
Please leave a link of your TEAM, and ALSO what guild they're in, and ALSO list off their names and species IN YOUR COMMENT! As well as which of them were in the past, WHEN they were in the past (if it was just M7 or both M7 and M8 or just M8, I NEED to know to be accurate) - as well as their GUILDS! As well as WHICH MISSIONS THEY DID or are DOING! (m7 and m8, I want to know what EACH of your pokemon has done)
Do NOT leave me a block of text, just a simple TLDR summary with all of the information required
That makes it easiest for me when I'm scanning the comments looking for the perfect Pokemon to write into the epilogue
good news, everyone XDyesh, I has some "SPIKE" updates..good news, everyone XD3 years ago in Personal More Like This
I just wanted to tell you that I've finally finished planning pretty much the rest of the story! From the mid part and onwards to the ending. I wrote 7 pages of summary yesterday, and today I've just written 4 pages of a new chapter!
I know these news must torment some of you, since I don't post more chapters here.. And I'm really sorry.. BUT - this means I will be finishing "SPIKE" faster than I'd first expected! I'm hoping I'll have the whole thing done and edited by the summer, 2012, and then I'll send it to some publishers!
I kind of want to send it to some English-speaking publishers now, or soon, like, send off a few chapters and hear what they think. Because translating it to Norwegian just...it... argh, it's difficult because I can't "hear" my characters speaking Norwegian so writing them in Norwegian just doesn't feel right at all...
Do you have any suggestions for good publishers I could send some chapters to? And what makes you s
PMDUnity is here!My DA group :iconPMDUnity: has been created. Feel free to come and join it, but right now things are still under construction.PMDUnity is here!2 years ago in Personal More Like This
Tomorrow I plan on working on group applications, meaning that they should be ready within a day or so if all goes well.
I ask everyone to be a little patient while waiting for the first batch of interactive content.
New character revealed?(PosibleBolin'sLoveInteres?This information comes from Alyson Stoner's personal website:New character revealed?(PosibleBolin'sLoveInteres?2 years ago in Personal More Like This
From Alyson Stoner's blog:
A glimpse at my newest projects for 2013:
~The A List – “Lacey” – Independent film, set for summer release
~Voicing “Strawberry” in Super Buddies
~Voicing “Opal” in Nickelodeon’s The Legend of Korra
~Voicing “Natty” in the US version of Disney’s “Violetta”
~Voicing a familiar character in a popular video game (can’t spill details yet)
~Teaching Hip-Hop Masterclasses at Urban Reach Vermont – Feb. 1st, 2013.
According to Alyston Stoner's personal website, she has confirmed to be appearing in The Legend of Korra during 2013 as a character named Opal. Who, exactly, Opal is remains unknown. Many have already begun to speculate that she is the female twin who was mentioned at San Diego Comic Con. However, seeing as this season deals with spirits, the opportun