The Big MatchOnce upon a time, there was a young boy named Len (who is always mistaken as a gurrrl) who always dreamed of becoming the world's best magical bo-- I mean gurl. He trained every day for 2 raised to the power of piE hours in order to beat his rival, The Derpy Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Len (who is always mistaken as a gurrrl) came armed with a banana and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Len (who is always mistaken as a gurrrl) emerged as the herpy victor! His achievement is celebrated every day of the year.The Big Match1 year ago in Create a Story Contest More Like This
Wise AdviceMy great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after UHHHH because you'll only end up with a oiadhfidohgoi in your IDK." I never quite understood his advice until one WHAT IS THIS, I was gardening with my best friend I DON'T EVEN. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was HUH and spooky sounds came from deep within. I DON'T EVEN saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!Wise Advice1 year ago in Create a Story Contest More Like This
Dear Teen MeTo little Kate.Dear Teen Me1 year ago in Adult More Like This
Stop right there. I know exactly what you're thinking.
As a mystical mind reader, it is my duty to inspect the thought processes of those I come across.
So have a seat, my dear.
This may take a while. But trust me, it's all worth it!
It's coming to me…
I can just feel it racing through my mind…
You're feeling quite depressed, aren't you?
Those puffy red cheeks, tear-stained eyes and unpleasant frown on your face reveal it all. It stands out quite a bit. And that setting surrounding you is your personal paradise, isn't it? All of it strictly shut away from the world that doesn't understand you. You've already grown so used to the misty shadows that wallow away within the corners of your bedroom that you've begun to assume they'll last forever. Don't you?
Don't be surprised, but I also know the reason this all began too. So allow me to tell you an oh-so familiar story of how your pain may have been established. But before we start, I'd like to apologize in advan