CLEVERBOT x LATVIAUser: H-hi, I'm L-L-Latvia.CLEVERBOT x LATVIA3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Cleverbot: What's latvia?
User: I-I'm a country.
Cleverbot: Cool, where is it at?
User: I-I-l-l-live near...R-R-R-Russia...
Cleverbot: Yes, russia is a big country.
User: H-H-HE'S S-SO S-S-S-S-SCARY!! *sobs*.
Cleverbot: I'm not your Master!
User: W-what? I-I never s-s-said t-that!
Cleverbot: Yes you did!
User: B-but I d-d-didn't! *cries*.
Cleverbot: Then say those magic words to release me from my enslavement master!
User: W-what?! E-E-England? I-Is that you? A-are you d-d-drunk a-again?
Cleverbot: NO! God woman, get off my back!
User: B-BUT I'M A GUY!
Cleverbot: You're a real boy!
User: K-kinda I g-guess...I'm the embodiment o-of a c-c-country...
Cleverbot: So you're Khublai Khan?
User: W-what's that?
Cleverbot: What's What?
User: T-that thing y-y-you were j-just talking about.
Cleverbot: Tell me something interesting.
User: U-u-u-umm...I-I can drink u-up t-to fifty c-c-cups of a-alcohol. (or something like that)
Cleverbot: Yes, alcohol can do that to you.
PitbullsEvery year, Pit Bull Terriers are responsible for the death of 3 people.Pitbulls5 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
40 children a year drown in 5 gallon water pails. In your lifetime, you are almost 14 times more likely to drown in a 5 gallon water pail then be killed by a Pit Bull.
Pit Bulls were known as the number 1 family dog in the 20th century. But the very same qualities that make this breed such a wonderful pet are also valued by those who use them as fighting dogs, training them in brutal methods, some even going as far as to sew bottle caps under the dogs skin to ensure they're in constant pain, to make them more aggresive.
150 people a year are killed by falling coconuts, making you 50 times more likely to be killed by a palm tree then by a Pit Bull.
Pit Bull puppies, ones that have never fought before, are often killed because their parents were fighters.
Since when did it become guilty?
According to the American Canine Temperament Testing Association, 82.5% of the American Pit Bull Terriers that took th
Father Spain x Child Reader Part 1"Wait I think I may still have [Mother's Name]'s number!" Antonio smiled as he walked towards the phone that was on a nearby table. "I'll call her and get this all straightened out~!" He said as he went through the cellular phone's contact list. "Yeah, if you get ahold of her, I want to talk to her too " you said in a slightly sad tone of voice. "What?" Romano said as he looked towards you, obviously hearing you mutter. "It's nothing." You responded a bit quickly, and he shrugged it off and watched Antonio struggle to find the number.Father Spain x Child Reader Part 12 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"I FOUND IT!" Antonio yelled over-excitedly, waving the phone towards Romano and yourself. "You kept the freaking number of your ex-girlfriend?!" Romano asked in a slightly less thrilled voice than Antonio. (Yeaaah Slightly XD) Antonio nodded, a wide smile spread across his face, as he looked down at the cellphone. He held it up to his ear as it started to ring, only to be immediately sent to the voice message saying 'Sorry I can't come to the p
Pirate!Scotland x Reader: Blesses William [Part 8]"OI! GIT YER FILTHY 'ANDS OF 'ER!"Pirate!Scotland x Reader: Blesses William [Part 8]1 year ago in Romance More Like This
Your eyes darted around the ship urgently looking for the voice. Emerging from the group of men was Allistor. Striped of his shoes and weapons. His remaining clothes torn, revealing numerous bruises and cuts. Quite a prominent one ran down from his chest to the lower part of his abdominal. One I was swollen shut and his wrist were bound by rusted metal shackles.
When the strange man before you didn't so much as bat an eye lid, Allistor called out again.
"A said, git yer 'and off of 'er." His time his voice was sterner. As if challenging the man to continue.
You watched in fear as the smirk on his face stretched to a spine-chilling grin. Practically every tooth was on show. He turned his head from you to face your captain but whatever he planned to say was cut short by the Spaniard who still lingered above you.
"And are you going to stop us Scottie?" He chuckled, pulling you by your hair once more. Your side colliding with the hard wooden floor.
My School Says I'm Worthless (sort of a rant)I'm a criminal because my values aren't their valuesMy School Says I'm Worthless (sort of a rant)2 weeks ago in Free Verse More Like This
And I'm scum to say the least
Because I'm not on their list
Ones who have their lives set out
And drink from molten glory raining down from
School top balconies...
And I have myself left to blame for all the non-attempts
And truancies; the bleak distractions
That help me escape the inviolable test-score stares
Of disapproval that I attract from their
And they're forced to ask me 'Why?
Why are you still here?'
And I can barely say
That I'm afraid to leave.
That I know that no-one knows
Or what they want to be
But unlike those
I gave up
A while ago
And they can't tell me to my face that I'm a failure so they heavily imply
That my lacking presence
And even less impressive
Tendency for slacking off is evidence
That I am stupid and a fool and nothing more than such a waste of resources
And it's a disappointment
That I don't hold their ideals
Prussia x reader new nanny part 1Prussia x reader new nanny part 1Prussia x reader new nanny part 18 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
[Name] drove to her new job, she was 21 with bright [e.c] eyes and [h.l] [h.c] hair, she hummed softly as she drove and in came the view of the city, her eyes sparkled.
I stared at the lights of the city, they shone brightly
"cool" I mutter and drive to my new job, a mr.Ludwig Beleshmit had hired me to watch his brother Gilbert, I guess from the details this kid was pretty idiotic, knocking on the door I wait.
"hallo" there in front of me stood a tall man with slicked back blond hair and bright blue eyes.
"hi urm are you Ludwig Beleshmit?" he nods
"ja" he takes me in
"I'm the new nanny for Gilbert" he cracks a small smirk and seems o snicker a little and lets me in.
"Gilbert! get in here!" he yelled
"ja bruder?" a man asked, he was albino and damm he was sexy
"Gilbert meet your nanny, nanny meet Gilbert, theres a list on the fridge back in a few hours if he missbehaves spank him" he says and leaves the room, I blink then it cloc
To Sail the High Seas: England x Reader ch4Chapter 4To Sail the High Seas: England x Reader ch49 months ago in Romance More Like This
“You are going to get me killed.”
“Ye dinnae have tae worry lass, he’s just sour because no-one agrees wit’ his ‘refined tastes’.” He noticed you open your mouth to protest so cut you off. “Besides, if he killed a person every time they insul’ed his cooking, he wouldnea have a crew lef’.” He ruffled your hair as if you were a child, his grin quickly disappearing when you winced with pain. Kneeling down, he took your face in his hands and cursed. “Corse jus’ ‘cause he wouldnea kill ye intentionally doesnea mean he has any idea how tae care fer a woman.” You winced again as his thumb brushed over the blood encrusted to your scalp. “Le’s ge’ ye cleaned up shall we?”
You soon found yourself sitting in a simple cabin while Allistor dabbed at your wound with a damp cloth, every now and then he would dip it into a bucket of cool water only to resume treatmen
Past personas [England X Reader] Ch. 1Past PersonasPast personas [England X Reader] Ch. 110 months ago in Drama More Like This
Chapter Ⅰ - All that jazz
I awoke from my slumber, gasping for breath. I have been continually having vivid dreams. I rose from my bed and went to the restroom. These visions have been haunting me for months now. The light of the bulb burned my retinas for a moment, and I turned to the mirror. My choppy blonde bangs stuck to my forehead and my eyes were a sickly green. The darks circles made me look like a panda more than a healthy man. The thought about my dream, they all have been the same thing. A man that looked like me; but he was in the past. He was everything I was against, I was a man of the law and he was a slave to his own greed. I would never dare to steal and kill as he did. But why… why did it feel like I wanted it? The adrenaline was mine, the sword in my hand. I observed my hand closely; my fingertips still feel the sensation of the metal. I’ve been feelin
RedDear in the headlightsRed3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
by fair skinned Valkyrie with viola lungs singing
"set me on fire"
A nut finds a blind squirrel once in a life time
And a piano strikes an octave higher enough to
Set him on fire
He lives with her, she lusts her Iron Halberd
Her dirty blonde blushes her scars and emerald beating eyes, and they say
"set me on fire"
She always declares "I've put down many men"
But it seems she only has eyes for bohemian boys
And his lips move and they say,
"Set me on fire"
She makes art for Ares
He writes art for her sake
She fights in pits for strength
He writes her a Goddess
Heaven, it looks red in all their pictures
Where blood stains and pumps forever
And Mars and Jupiter unite
The Love of War and War For Love
When their Heaven turns Red
© 2012 Drake Rourke
Hetalia X Reader International Bachelorette Pt 4Hetalia X Reader International Bachelorette Pt 41 year ago in Romance More Like This
You bounced your foot up and down in a nervous twitch as you waited for the talent show to start. You were seated in a large auditorium with only the camera crews to keep you company.
You glance down at the little piece of paper they had given you, showing the order of the acts and who would be performing. First up were Alfred and Arthur.
Finally the emcee stepped out from behind the curtain. “Good evening viewers. Thank you for watching International Bachelorette. Tonight, (first name) will make her first cut and two of our contenders will be sent home.”
‘Oh yeah,’ you thought. ‘I forgot that this was an elimination round.’
“Our first pair of the night will be performing a song. Please give a warm round of applause for Alfred Jones and Arthur Kirkland.” The emcee stepped to the side as the curtain lifted to reveal a very dark stage. You could just make out two silhouettes, one standing with what appeared to be a guitar and another sittin
Coincidences- Bruce x Reader Chpt. 9Bruce couldn’t help but admire you in his clothes as you stood on the curb waiting for the car you’d called, he’d loaned you a purple cotton t-shirt and a dark grey button down as well as an army green canvas jacket. Pants and shoes had been a little more difficult, he’d gotten lucky when he found the pair of black skinny jeans Tony had given him in an attempt to “hip up” his style at the back of his closet but the shoes were a different story.Coincidences- Bruce x Reader Chpt. 96 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
You had stood staring at your sock clad feet for a bit before coming to a conclusion and asking him to “Wait here” while you skipped over to the elevator. You came back less than fifteen minutes later with a pair of black flats in hand, “I left these in the lower lab a few days ago. They aren’t exactly snow worthy but they’ll have to do.”
Everything, even the pants, fit you loosely but the fact that you were wearing his clothes was satisfying all on its own. If he was honest
[FIC] Ereri/Riren: InevitableINEVITABLE – July 4, 2013[FIC] Ereri/Riren: Inevitable1 year ago in Drama More Like This
It was supposed to be a one night affair. It was supposed to be a quick remedy to their urging pleasures. It was supposed to end there, drowned out by the darkness in the room. It was supposed to stay there – echoing moans, rigid breaths, rough caresses, fast paced rhythm, flesh against flesh.
It was a secret. Not a single word was spoken, not a single inquiring gaze was given. They had come to an agreement.
“That is inevitable.”
They took their separate paths and just like that, everything was buried within the four knowing corners of the dimly lit room as it was supposed to be.
Days, weeks have passed and two souls tried their best to hold out and ignore the urges they once had. It was as if a certain kind of entity entranced them into finding that door once again. The clock struck midnight and they knew. It was a constant meeting between the two in that all knowing room.
They danced and played well in each other’s
Lost and Found- England x Reader(*Reader's Point of View*)Lost and Found- England x Reader1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
I start the day as I would normally, get out of bed, get ready and set out for work. This had been my routine for quite a while now. But every time I would go something always would bother me. Well it shouldn't matter, I mean it is completely bizarre. I grabbed all my things for work and I set out.
I been walking for about ten minutes, hoping it was there. If it was it would be there after passing Big Ben, sitting at the bench with its book, like always. I approach the tower and take a brief look at it. It would always give me a mix of emotions, I would be eager, but then I would feel not as concerning. I would be really happy then suddenly depressed. This one thing carries so much memories, and sometimes I can't handle it. Maybe I should just sit down for a minute, I am always early and I could still be on time. I drop my bag to the left of me and sit down on the familiar bench. I look by my right hand to see the same
We Deserve BetterWe Deserve Better2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I am an infant
I am a child of this Earth
Same as you
I was born for you
I saw my mother bleed for you
I saw my mother die for you
And I knew that I was next
I am a toddler
I am a child of this Earth
Same as you
I was kicked around by you
I was pushed and shoved by you
I was locked in a tiny cage by you
And then you left me there
I am a teenager
I am a child of this Earth
Same as you
I was broken for you
I was beat and abused for you
I was growing fat for you
And soon I will die for you
I am an adult
I am a child of this Earth
Same as you
Surely I was undeserving of the pain
Surely I deserved better than
To live among the dead and dying
Surely I did not deserve
To be slaughtered in such a way
I am not human
But I am a child of this Earth
Alive and Living
Same as you
Saving Royalty: England X ReaderSaving Royalty: England X Reader8 months ago in Romance More Like This
_______ smiled as she stared at the Big Ben, listening to the Westminster Church bells sound less than a mile away. It was going to be the richest day of her life. There could be no mistakes made. The nineteen year old pulled her (h/l) tangled (h/c) hair in a ponytail and straightened out her skirt. It was the coronation of the, soon to be, Queen Victoria. Thousands of people would be gathered around Westminster Abbey trying to get a look at her, not even paying attention to a casual looking girl walking around and picking their pockets. Yes, that was what _______ did. She stole money from the rich and gave some of it to charity while the rest would be used for her own personal needs. It wasn’t right, _______ knew that well. But what was a homeless orphan to do, if the only other option was to starve on the streets?
She quietly stood in the shadows of the damp alley, pulling a black cloak over her head to avoid being noticed.
narusaku konoha school part 1"Oh snap what time is it?" naruto said as he woke up "oh snap oturan we gotta go." "I know im not stupid" i answered "The lets go!"he yelled backnarusaku konoha school part 16 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"hey guys did you know that there are 2 new students coming today" ino said to her friends "yeah i wonder who they are?" tenten replied "Probably another loser Sasuke is the only cool guy in the whole high school"sakura said * "Wow this is a big school hard to believe where going to learn here."naruto said "no kidding" i answered "hello you to must be the new kids." someone said to us, "yeah im oturan and thats naruto we just got back from training for three years." i said "oh ok well im neji follow me i want you to meet some people." "hey look are they the new kids?"ino asked "i think so" said temari. 'wow the one with the blond hair is kinda cute i better watch this one' sakura thought. "ok that over there is shikamaru and that is temari and that is sasuke he is kin
Needles and VeinsFeed me cocaine liesNeedles and Veins6 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
I can’t fight you anymore
Drink your whiskey lullabies
And let the heartache pour
I know you’ll shoot up my life
Then walk right out the door
Sometimes, pleasure spreads pain
Like a needle through the vein
The addict just can't quit
It’s always one more hit
You’d think I’d show some regret
But the desperate tend to forget
All the sickness and shakes
And the toll this love takes
Sometimes, the poison will drain
Like a needle through the vein
I’ve been trying to find a new sensation
A buzz that hits hard with no hesitation
A lover who can take me on a bad trip
Then set me free
No one ever tried to stage an intervention
There are some things that you just don’t mention
I wish somebody had said a little prayer for me
Now, I can’t breathe
Swallow all of these pills
They taste of bittersweet
Just like all your cheap thrills
They leave me incomplete
She says she knows how love feels
But, yet, she never speaks
Denmark x Reader: A Week to Forever (2/2)You felt as though you were drifting through a sort of mist, a black mist, with all your senses working properly like they should yet at the same time you knew nothing that was going around you. And as you stepped forward you felt as though you werent walking on land, but on air itself, as if there was no ground in which the path you followed. Your mind tried to understand what was going on as the mist embraced around you while you walked, it seemed as though the mist was asking for a hug you refused to give.Denmark x Reader: A Week to Forever (2/2)1 year ago in Romance More Like This
You tried to figure out where you were, but at the same time you felt as though you were at peace. The mist continued to get thicker around you, as the black goon covered your sight and you started to walk with no purpose. You looked around, wondering, which way were you exposed to go? Suddenly a shock of loneliness hit you like a bomb, throwing you to the floor as you crumbled from the pressure, unsure as what was happening. You didnt like this, the feeling that wa
2P!Hetalia x Boss!Reader: Oh my god.It was a surprise to both the citizens and you. Even though nobody had actually expected you to win the election, you were still a formidable opponent to the other person running for the position as the 'boss' of the country. Despite some people dissing you, you still had supporters. Even if people didn't expect you to win, mainly because of being a female, most were still pretty contented with having you. Today you had to do a speech thanking the citizens for choosing and supporting you, before meeting your personified country. You have heard some rumours saying that they were rude, forceful, and also VERY strong. But then again, they are a pretty much immortal country, so they have to be strong, right? Sweat ran down your face, thinking about meeting them. Not before long, a man came to call you up to the stage and deliver your speech. You nodded furiously. You didn't really like giving public speeches, but you really wanted to become the boss because you wanted to improve your count2P!Hetalia x Boss!Reader: Oh my god.2 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
CigarritchoQueira ou nãoCigarritcho2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
um cigarritcho substitui o pão.
Quando a fome aperta
a fumaça resolve.
Se o frio te esfaqueia
brasa quente incendeia.
Um golitcho de cana
pra virar sussuarana.
O álcool queima as tripas
aquece a barriga vazia.
E se você não sente dó
é porque ainda não viveu o pior.
23 horas e 1 minuto de 19 de dezembro de 2011.
100 Dinge die ich an dir liebeMan nenne 100 Dinge, die ich so sehr an dir liebe100 Dinge die ich an dir liebe5 years ago in General More Like This
1) es einfach, wenn du lächelst, und du durch dein Strahlen mein Herz erwärmst.
2) Alles, was Dich glücklich macht
3) es, wenn deine Augen vor Begeisterung anfangen zu leuchten
4) deine Stimme, vorallem wenn du dich aufregst und sie dann in diese Tonlage fällt, die so typisch 'du' ist und bei der ich dich nur umarmen möchte.
5) Es, dein Lachen zu hören- deshalb tue ich jeden Tag mein Bestes, um es dir zu entlocken.
6) Deine Haare, wenn sie dir ins Gesicht fallen, immer wieder.
7) Deine Augen. Ich könnte sie stundenlang anstarren (wie du weisst)
8) Es, wenn du dich aufregst und dann anfängst, bayerisch zu reden und du dich noch mehr aufregst, wenn du (lachend) darauf aufmerksam gemacht wirst.
9) Deine Hände, wenn sie sich um meine schliessen und ich weiss, in sie kann ich mein Herz, meine ganze Welt legen, und du wirst sie gut beschützen.
10) Die Tatsa
BrokenDo not tempt me into knowledgeBroken4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I already know too much
your love is nothing but betrayal
a failed attempt at feeling
You try to trick me into failure
make me believe for a moment
that love is real and eternal
make me believe without question
But the only thing
that keeps me here
I can not help but smile
as I seduce you with illusions
you believe in all my lies
as I believed in yours
I wait patiently
while I make you believe in love
and when you least expect it
I will rip out your heart
and place it with the rest of my collection
because all men are the same
Spain x Reader - The Kids-2“Have I told you how beautiful you look tonight?," Antonio asked, gazing and (Name) from across the table.Spain x Reader - The Kids-21 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
“I think you have,” (Name) blushed. She felt like a kid again, as she hadn’t been on a date since she got the boys. Most men were scared by the extra baggage that two young boys brought along. But here was a man who not only didn't mind, but was excited to get to know them. Little did (Name) know just how much together time Antonio and Lovino and Feliciano were going to get very soon.
-Outside the restaurant in an unsuspecting van-
Lovino cursed softly as he watched his mamma smiled at the Spaniard through binoculars. This would be so much easier if she wasn't so glad. As much as Lovino wanted his mamma’s happiness, he just knew that as soon as women found their man, out the window went the kids, literally.
“Is this legal?” Ludwig questions from the driver’s seat.
“Enough,” Lovino snapped.
“Ja, burder, has some fun