My Tall and Skinny FriendMy Tall and Skinny Friend9 months ago in Humor More Like This
I have a friend. He's pretty impressive, I show him off all the time. People must be super jealous though, cause they either run away screaming or faint.
My friend is much taller than me and very skinny. I tell him I envy him because I have to be careful to keep my weight where I want it. He's always dressed so nicely too! In a black suit and tie, he always looks like he's going to a business meeting.
It's very hard to tell how my friend is feeling because... well, this may sound weird but... he has no facial features. His skin is snow white and just has a... completely blank face. He has no mouth either, so he can't talk. He usually just writes me messy little notes.
He's a weird dude, obviously. But he's super fun. He can duplicate his arms as much as he wants, and they can also stretch far distances. He can also change his height, but he never goes below eight feet. I don't think he's able to.
He keeps to himself when it comes to personal stuff. I tried to ask him wher
If Warriors Had A Chat RoomPLEASE READ ARTIST COMMENTS BEFORE U READ TO KNOW WHO IS WHO!!!!If Warriors Had A Chat Room5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
;Broken_Heart_101 has logged in;
erfect_Girl has logged in;
Perfect_Girl:ASHFUR!!! you can come from starclan to!?!
Broken_Heart_101: Yes,what you thought you could get rid of little old Ashy?
Perfect_Girl:N-no Ashfur i-im uhm... *Shouts from Brambleclaw to come online*
;Tabby_Wonder has logged in;
Tabby_Wonder:You called my love?
Perfect_Girl:Yes Ashfur found a way to get online
Tabby_Wonderut Aint we cats? how do we have computers. Or evan internet and OMG HOW THE HELL CAN I TYPE!!!!!! Squirrelflight im scared hold me
Perfect_Girl:How about we go off alone to the forest and you can try to have real kits with me ;]
Tabby_Wonder:Y-you mean you never had my kits? *curlz up in a ball and sucks paw* SO MANY LIES!!!!!! First Hawkfrost said he was a vergin when we did it now this!!! why!!!!!
Perfect_Girl:Uhm yea.... Im just gonna pretend you didnt say anythign and go find a new mate *c
ME1: World Without End Ch 3ME1: World Without End Ch 31 year ago in Romance More Like This
ME1: World Without End
Chapter 3: Finishing The S-Team
Dr. Michel was a pretty woman. Tall and thin, she had short read hair and gorgeous green eyes, I was completely jealous. She looked over to Garrus. "No, I'm okay. Thanks to you, both of you."
"I know those men threatened you. But if you tell us who they work for, we can protect you." I said confidently.
"They work for Fist. They wanted to shut me up, keep me from telling Garrus about the quarian."
"What quarian?" I asked.
Dr. Michel started fumbling with her hands and turned, pacing. "A few days ago, a quarian came by my office. She'd been shot, but she wouldn't tell me who did it. I could tell she was scared, probably on the run. She asked me about the Shadow Broker. She wanted to trade information in exchange for a safe place to hide."
"Where is she now?" I asked softly
"I put her in contact with Fist. He's and agent for the Shadow Broker."
Garrus shook his head. "Not anymore. Now he works for Saren, and the Shad
Autobiography of Slender ManHiya there! You should all know me by now. If you don't, I should like totally slap you. My name is Slender Man! That's right-o, Slendy in the hizzow! I can't actually talk, so I'm writing this on a bunch of notes. You won't hafta look hard cause... they're gonna be all taped to your house. So what do I do for a livivng? Scaring the shiznit outta y'all! HAYO!! But, I do have a personal life other than the pranks. I have friends, whom you know as well. I have to keep a notepad and pencil on hand to communicate, but s'all gewd in da hood, yo.Autobiography of Slender Man8 months ago in Humor More Like This
My bestest bro in the whole wide 3rd dimension is my home boy, Jeff. That's right! Da KILLAH! Jeffy's fun to hang around cause he's always so happy! He has to carry eyedrops in his pocket though cause, since he has no eyelids, his eyeballz keep drying up. He said it was worth the sacrifice though.
One of Jeff's biggest gear grinders is the supposed "Jane the Killer." He's all like, "I dunno what da fuck peeps be talkin about, I don't know dat bitch.
Pokemon Blood RedPokemon Blood Red7 months ago in Humor More Like This
I was always a fan of the old classic video games like Legend of Zelda, Mario Bros., Sonic the Hedgehog, E.T., and Pokemon. I used to have Pokemon Red and Blue, but my fat friend sat on them when I was little, so they broke. I was very sad.
One Saturday, I went to a garage sale cause I've never been to one. I don't know what compelled me to go... it's like it was calling to me... I was delighted to see a pile of old video games! There were Atari, NES, SNES, and Game Boy games! And to my surprise, I saw a red cartridge!
The sticker was mostly scratched off so that all I could see of the title was "Poke" and "ed," but written in thick black sharpie was "Pokemon Red." I was so happy, I went right to the old guy and asked how much it was. His eyes widened and face went pale. He screamed, "TAKE IT! TAKE IT AND GO AWAY! NEVER RETURN!" And then he had a heart attack and died. I was a little uncomfortable about taking the game for free, but I shrugged it off. Free game!
I dug into my closet an
Daylight [Edward Elric x Reader]Daylight [Edward Elric x Reader]1 year ago in Romance More Like This
Here I am waiting, I’ll have to leave soon, why am I holdin’ on?
We knew this day would come, we knew it all along
How did it come so fast?
This is our last night, but it’s late and I'm tryin’ not to sleep
‘Cuz I know, when I wake I will have to slip away
I sighed, staring at you. I didn't want to lose a second. You were asleep, breathing in and out in little puffs. To me, it was the most adorable thing in the entire world. Soon, you'd have to leave and I would lose you. So why was I still here, praying with all my heart that this was all a nightmare? You avoided the subject all along, only letting it come full force on me recently. Drowsiness hit me, and I almost shut my eyes to embrace the sleep, then I remembered you and your bright [EyeColor] eyed smile. Pinching myself in the arm, I sat up and looked back towards you again. Stay awake Edward Elric. How can I even call myself The Fullmetal Alchemist if I can't even stay a
Working for..chapter 11Working for..chapter 113 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Working for Mr. Sasuke Uchiha
Chapter 11: Share My Burdens
The characters from "Naruto" belong to Masashi Kishimoto.
More than a few beads of sweat dripped off of Sakura's face as she let out another painful yell and smacked her fist against a tree. The poor defenseless tree did not even have anyway of defending itself from the oncoming strikes from the pink haired girl before it. The tree made a definite cracking sound before falling to the ground before her. Without even hesitating she went to move onto the next tree.
"Sasuke.." she whispered to herself before she balled up her fist once more and let out a cry as she slammed her fist towards another tree. Why did they take him? Who was it that took Sasuke? How did they even get up to that floor? Why did they take him just before..
She stopped for a moment as she let the tree slowly fall to the forest floor, she missed Sasuke. More than she realized and it was killing her that she was pulled away, taken back to the mansion, and told t
Emotional and EmotionlessTitle: Emotional and Emotionless (Pain 100 themes)Emotional and Emotionless4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Characters: Sakura, Sai
Summary: Emotions are dangerous things and Sakura's always seem to get in the way.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and didn't make money off this
Warning: I've never written something from Sakura's POV and even less stuff with Sai so hopefull they're not TOO OOC but they might be.
AN: This actually started out with Kakashi but it wasn't working... my Kakashi-muse refused to listen to her emo.
"Sai..." Sakura frowned and picked at her food, shifting it around with her chopsticks rather than actually eating it. They were standing in her family's makeshift kitchen eating a hastily cooked meal that her mother had thrown together before rushing out the door on some errand or another. Rather she was eating and Sai was standing there reading a book on interpersonal skills and waiting for her to finish so they could go train with Kakashi-sensei. She wasn't actually hungry but her mother ha