LIF Snow Fall part 1LIF Snow FallLIF Snow Fall part 11 year ago in Drama More Like This
[Mordecai, Rigby, and Thomas are eating breakfast. Benson walks into the room to get his coffee.]
Mordecai: Dude, now's your chance.
Thomas: I don't know.
Rigby: It's now your never.
Thomas: Alright, alright. Hey Benson.
[Benson is pouring himself coffee. He turns around when Thomas speaks his name.]
Thomas: Do you think... that maybe I can actually get payed?
Benson: Look Thomas, I'll be honest with you. [sits down in the same table as them] [Lie] You don't get payed until your third year.
Muscleman: [Walks into the room with High Five behind him] Hey bros, cold as hell out there.
[Benson looks out the window and see's it snowing.]
Benson: Huh, how did I not notice that? [Drinks his coffee]
Skips: Well, winter is finally here. Barely had time to prepare this year.
[Skips walks inside the kitchen. A noise is heard coming from the living room.]
Rigby: What was that?
[Mordecai sniffs the air.]
Mordecai: It's smells like someone's cooking in the living room.
Benson: We don't
My Top 10 Most Hated CharactersMy Top 10 Worst characters ListMy Top 10 Most Hated Characters7 months ago in Personal More Like This
Hey guys, I'm currently having writers block on my personal project so I decided to make two lists I'm certain you've been waiting for. I am going to start with the characters I personally hate and then afterwards I'll make a list of character I do like. Now, I want to note that if you like these character I will not judge you, I will not look down at you, I can respect you for it. These are just the characters in fiction that just drive me to my breaking point. So, without further hesitation, here are my top 10 most disliked characters.
#10 Gart Default from Robot and Monster
All I can really say about this guy is that he's not the worst character on the list, but he is defiatly a dick. He only lives to torment his brother, harm his workers, pretty much has roaylty sucking his golden metallic testicles. Yeah, he's like Mr. Burns except where Burns at least had some redeeming qualities, Gart has none. Gart is pretty much every evil boss character incarna
Jeff The Killer The Movie PT 3[Troy drives into San Fransisco. He parks his car in front of a Tech Support Building. He enters the building preparing to be interviewed. As he enters, he see's a man with long, black hair and a white hood looking down. He backs off thinking that it is Jeff. The man then raises his head and Troy see's that it is not Jeff. He then walks into the building. In the alley, Jeff is sitting in the box. He then decides to get out. He walks through the alley and past a gang.]Jeff The Killer The Movie PT 32 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Gang member: Hey you. What makes you think you can just walk into our alley huh?
[Jeff looks at them. They are horrified by his appearance.]
Gang Member: Look man, its cool, okay. Sorry we bothered you.
[They run away. Jeff walks around the city and stops to at a light to cross the street with a crowd. As he crosses, he notices a kid that looks like Liu walking past him. As he gets to the other side, he walks towards an alley, sits down, and cries due to the memory of killing his family. Back at the Tech Support Building,
Jeff The Killer The Movie PT 1[The night after, Jeff finds a discarded newspaper on the sidewalk, it talks about the deaths of Tina and Steve. He laughs as he reads it. He then wads it up and throws it as he walks away. He walks through a parking lot and notices a cabby driver and a prostitute having sex in the back of his truck.]Jeff The Killer The Movie PT 12 years ago in Drama More Like This
Cabby: Your pussy is fucking sensational.
Prostitute: Another five I'll give you another round.
Cabby: Maybe later.
[He looks at the rear view and see's Jeff, his head is down.]
Cabby: Jesus, who the fuck are you?
[Jeff stays as he is.]
Cabby: Yeah, that's right. Have a good stare, have a fucking stare you pervert. Fuck off now, before I come out of this car and make you.
[Jeff raises his head,revealing his face. He then breaks the rear view window. The prostitute screams in terror.]
Cabby: NO WAIT!!!!
[Jeff kills the cabby with his hatchet. The prostitute runs out of the car but Jeff pins her down.]
Jeff: Shhh, Just go to sleep.
[Jeff strangles the prostitute to death. He then gets into
LIF Ep. 3 Slender Prologue[N wakes up. He gets out of bed and looks at the cast on his hand. He enters his kitchen and eats breakfast while listening to the radio.]LIF Ep. 3 Slender Prologue1 year ago in Drama More Like This
Radio Person: There were no survivors. In other news, several children and teenagers still remain missing after two weeks of search. An update reports that the victims have been receiving strange notes days before their disappearance. One of the parents report that their child has seen a faceless figure stalking him days prior to his abduction. Also, it's Halloween weekend. If you haven't gotten your Halloween shopping done yet, it's a good idea to do so now.
Have a safe Halloween people.
[N turns the radio off and proceeds to eat his cereal. In down town, Dipper and Mabel are walking through down town Clare.]
Mabel: [Eating a bag of candy] I know I should wait till tonight, but I love Twizzlers.
Dipper: [Unamused] Right.
[A page appears in front of them. Dipper picks it up and reads it.]
Dipper: [Reading the note] Can't run. What does that mean?
Jeff The Killer The Movie PT 2Troy is driving into the town Jeff was in. He stops at a local gas station. He pumps gas.]Jeff The Killer The Movie PT 22 years ago in Drama More Like This
Town person #1: Did you hear, a cabby and a prostitute was killed by the same guy.
[Troy walks into the gas station to pay. He see's a news paper rack and takes one of the papers. He see's the front page is about the killing he just heard about and how it is similar to the killing the other night ago. He then puts the paper away in chills. He then pays for his gas and gets back into his car. He remembers Jeff and then drives away. Jeff drives near San Francisco. The car he is driving runs out of gas. He then walks towards the city.]
San Fransisco 5/31/12 1:49 PM
[Jeff walks into the city. He has his head down so no one recognizes him. He walks into a alley. He walks up to a abandoned box and see's a hobo come out.]
Hobo: Listen you city fucks. You always come to steal my house. I'm gonna give you to the count of three before I kick your ass.
[Jeff raises his head. The hobo backs up in fear.]
LIF Snow Fall FinaleLIF Snow FallLIF Snow Fall Finale1 year ago in Drama More Like This
[Finn walks into the house.]
Finn: Hey people. Whats up.
[Nny arrives at the get together.]
Nny: Sorry I'm a tad late. My car broke down after I dropped Dan off at his house. Surprised the mechanical hunk of junk is still standing.
Twilight: Well Nny, I'm glad you could make it.
Trixie: I'm glad you think so Twilight.
Twilight: [Frightened and in a state of denial] Please, don't be.......
Trixie: [Walks into the living room] Hello Twilight, its been a while hasn't it?
Twilight: Since I transferred colleges. But thats not the point Trixie, the point is why are you here?
Trixie: I was in the state and thought I'd look you up.
Twilight: Well I appreciate your visit but this is a get together for friends only.
Jude: Let me guess, former friends?
Jude: Hmm, ex lovers?
Spike: [Disgusted] Not even close.
Spike: Your getting warmer.
Spike: You got it.
Jude: Totally called it.
Carl: So this br
Jeff The Killer The Movie opening[A couple are walking in an alley.]Jeff The Killer The Movie opening2 years ago in Drama More Like This
Steve: Come on, through here.
Tina: Steve, I don't think we should be here.
Steve: Oh come on Tina. Its just an alley.
Tina: Look, I just don't feel comfortable here.
Steve: What's bothering you about this place?
Tina: It's just alot of things happen in alleys.
Steve: So, you really think that some asshole is just going to pop out of nowhere and mug us?
Tina: I am a little worried something like that might happen.
Steve: I don't think people would mug in a lighted alley.
[They both reach a corner of the alley.]
Tina: Look, I'm just saying that maybe we should go back to the car.
Steve: Shh, We're here. Is anyone trying to mug us or some shit like that? No, alright then. Don't worry.
Tina: [Looks around] Alright.
[They both kiss. They then fall to the ground preparing to have sex. Jeff is hiding behind a dumpster. He then leaves his hiding place. Steve notices him.]
[Tina looks back and see's Jeff. His head is down to hide his face.]
Jeff The Killer The Movie part 5[Troy walks into the police station. He then walks up to the front desk.]Jeff The Killer The Movie part 51 year ago in Drama More Like This
Front Desk Guy: Hold on just a sec............
[He notices Troy's wound. He is shocked.]
Troy: Can I use your phone?
[On the phone, Troy is talking to Detective Lewis.]
Troy: He found me, you hid me in fucking San Francisco and he found me.
Lewis: I apologize, alright. I have notified the authorities in the area to keep an eye out.
Troy: You really think it's that simple? I have been running from this asshole for five months now.
Lewis: Look, I am doing my best. I do seem to underestimate this Jeffrey.
Troy: Listen, I am fed up with this. I cannot even stay at a motel with him finding me. He stabbed in for Christ sake!
Lewis: Look, I'll call in someone to help you.
Troy: No need, it's a small cut. Still though, I have to go to work in three hours, what do I do if Jeff comes for me.
Lewis: From what I have read, Jeff doesn't attack during the day.
Troy: Yeah, and you know this from reading his report?
LIF Snow Fall Part 3LIF Snow Fall Part 3LIF Snow Fall Part 31 year ago in Comedy More Like This
[Finn and Jake enter their tree house near the Clare junk yard.]
Finn: Man, today was nuts.
[Finn walks up to a green game boy on a coffee table.]
Finn: Hey BMO, held down the fort?
[In Finn's point of view, BMO is alive and very similar to how he is depicted in the show.]
BMO: Hello Finn, all held.
Jake: Hey dude, the Christmas party starts in 5 minutes.
Finn: Shmowshow, wheres the sweaters?
Jake: In the closets.
[In a nearby tree, Coop from Megas XLR is sitting on a branch. A bowl of chicken wings from KFC is lying next to him while he examines Finn from his tree house with binoculars.]
Coop: Man, I didn't even know they still had those gamboys around.
[At Twilight's house, Twilight and Spike are at the door greeting the guests as they arrive. Benson arrives first.]
Twilight: Hey Benson, glad you could make it.
Benson: I'm glad you invited me, otherwise I'd be at my house watching HBO till midnight.
[As the other guest arrive, Zoe is next door at her house. Her s
LIF Snow Fall Pt. 2LIF Snow Fall Part 2LIF Snow Fall Pt. 21 year ago in Drama More Like This
[Zoe walks into the Moose Lounge. As she enters, she smells cigarette smoke and alcohol. She sighs as she enters. She approaches the bartender.]
Zoe: Hello, my name is Zoe Trent. I just came here and heard that your looking for a new singer.
Bartender: Yes, our last one died from old age. He're a question though missy, do you have a resume?
Zoe: Why of course. [She gives the bartender her resume.]
Bartender: [Reading resume] Seems legit. Usually we have to fill out some other paper work but since your the only person to ever apply for this job in months, so welcome aboard. Your first act begins Wednesday at 9 PM.
Zoe: Well, can I at least talk to the manager?
Bartender: I am the manager, and I say welcome aboard.
[Under a bridge in town, the Ice King's latest victim is tied to a chair. She has tape tied over her mouth so that no one can hear her screams. Ice King approaches her.]
Ice King: So, do you like my place? I know it's a little messy but I haven't had any t
LIF Harmony Rising Part 1 LIF Harmony Rising Part 1LIF Harmony Rising Part 1 11 months ago in Drama More Like This
[Fluttershy is still in a catatonic state enduced by the trauma of seeing the deer get run over. Pinkie Pie approaches her from behind.]
Pinkie Pie: There you are.
[Fluttershy does not respond.]
Pinkie Pie: Fluttershy, [waves her hand into Fluttershy's face] woo hoo, Fluttershy, are you okay?
[Pinkie Pie notices the deer carcass. She then notices the blood on Fluttershy's face.]
Pinkie Pie: Oh, I see. Do you want to be alone?
[Fluttershy remains catatonic.]
Pinkie Pie: Lets just get you away from here.
[Everything at Mid Michigan Community College is set up for Victor Sentorini's arrival. The students of the school arrive to attend their daily classes. Jonesy, Wyatt, and Jude from 6Teen are exiting their car and walking towards the college.]
Jonesy: What was the worst box office performance of all time?
Jude: No, that was before the Oogieloves came out.
Wyatt: The Ooogie what?
Jonesy: If I would have known that, I would ha
Jeff The Killer The Movie part 4[At dusk, Troy is walking to a motel. On his way, Jeff is on the other side of an alley. As Troy passes, Jeff see's him. As Troy walks into the motel's entrance, Jeff see's him entering from a distance.Jeff The Killer The Movie part 41 year ago in Drama More Like This
[Troy approaches the counter.]
Motel cashier: Hello sir, how can I help you?
Troy: I wish to check out a room for a while. I just got into town and found A job so I wont be too long.
Motel cashier: No, thats okay sir.
Troy: Okay, thanks.
[Troy enters his motel room. He then goes to sleep. On the other side of the city, at a suburbia. Max Robertson is walking Nelle Taylor to her house.]
Nelle: So, did you hear about that guy that was found dead in a dumpster?
Nelle: Also, some gang saw a guy with a slit mouth and burnt eyes. Do you see the connection?
Max: Let me guess, Jeff right?
Nelle: Jeff the killer, the person I have been doing stories for is in this town right now. This could be my big break.
Max: Yeah, your chasing the Joker's and Barney's love child.
Nelle: I get this
LIF Slender Pt. 3[Mordecai and Rigby walk up to the rake Thomas was using.]LIF Slender Pt. 31 year ago in Drama More Like This
Rigby: Hey, where's Thomas.
Mordecai: His shift is almost over. He probably cut out early.
[Thomas wakes up in a movie theater. A new York banker is sitting next to him.]
Banker: Let me guess, Slenderman got you too?
Thomas: Wait, who are you? Where am I?
Banker: I was a banker of Wall Street you saw a page and then got kidnapped by the slenderman. He dragged you down here to Limbo.
Banker: The first level of hell. Not as bad as the other levels, but still isn't that good. All we do is sit around and watch B movies.
Thomas: So, I'm in hell?
Banker: Pretty much.
[Twilight is leading the group to finding next pages.]
Applejack: So let me get this straight Twi, a slenderman is trying to get us because we found some pages?
Twilight: I can't explain the signification of the notes, but if we don't find them all there's a chance Slenderman might get us.
Dipper: Great, all I wanted was today to just be normal. Now we're
LIF Slender part 1[N walks into a local Coffee shop. He sits down for a moment. He see's another hooded figure at a nearby table staring at him. He simply ignores the figure and drinks his coffee.]LIF Slender part 11 year ago in Drama More Like This
[Next door, Mabel and Dipper are at the movie theater, watching Frankenweenie. A hooded figure sits next to them. Dipper is suspicious of the hooded figure while Mabel just watches the movie. The figure then looks at Dipper. Dipper looks away in fear.
[Rigby is picking trash through the park when Slenderman appears from a distance.]
Rigby: Hey Mordecai, look at that guy.
[Mordecai looks at the Slenderman.]
Mordecai: Is he staring at us?
Rigby: I don't know. I don't even see any eyes on him. '
Mordecai: He's probably just lost or something. Hey you, you lost?
[Slenderman does not respond, he just stares at them.]
Mordecai: Are you alright?
[A proxy taps them both on the shoulder. They look back at the proxy.]
Proxy: Do you have the page?
Proxy: The page will give you distance between you and hi
LIF Worst Film Finale[While N is unconscious from blood loss, he has a dream where he is at a video game store checking out a video game. The clerk approaches him.]LIF Worst Film Finale1 year ago in Drama More Like This
Store Clerk: Hey, your that kid who wrote those one short stories right?
N: Yeah. Are you one of my few fans?
Store Clerk: Few? Dude, you have a cult following for Christ sake. Your like, a celebrity?
[N walks out of the store and see's a large crowd cheering his name. He looks in contempt before he is woken up by a doctor.]
Doctor: Ah, Mr.... N is it?
N: Yeah. What about my name?
[N looks around and see's he is in a hospital.]
Doctor: Well, we were able to a save your hand, although you might want to take it easy for a while.
N: My hand? Oh, right. The magic bullet that..... yeah.
Doctor: Thank god your friend called 911 or else you could have bled to death.
N: [Sarcastically] Yeah, lucky I guess.
[Rigby and Thomas are watching Battleship.]
Thomas: Well, the effects are descent.
Rigby: [Unimpressed] Dude, this movie fucking blows.
Jeff The Killer The Movie part 6[Nelle is watching television when she a special nears report comes up about the motel cashier, the driver, and the cop's murder. She then gets a call from her boss Adam Venslia.]Jeff The Killer The Movie part 61 year ago in Drama More Like This
Nelle: Yes Mr. Venslia?
Adam: Nelle, are you watching the news?
Nelle: Yes. I cannot believe it sir.
Adam: Nelle, start off your story on that Joker psycho and get down there now.
Nelle: Yes sir.
[Nelle arrives at the crime scene. Detectives are examining the area. A police officer approaches her.]
Police Officer: Sorry, we cannot let civilians enter.
Nelle: [Shows him her press pass] I'm with the press.
[The officer lets her in. She see's the body of the cashier is being put in a body bag. Nelle approaches one of the detectives.]
Nelle: Hello, I am Nelle Patrick of the San Francisco Daily. I am currently doing a report of the Jeff The Killer sightings in the town.
Detective: Nelle Patrick. I have heard that name before. You wrote an article about the earthquake that happened a month ago is that right?
LIF Worst Film Pt. 2[N is in the car. Grunkle Stan is driving the car, N is sitting in the front while Mabel and her friends Grenda and Candy. They are fan girl squealing every couple of seconds.]LIF Worst Film Pt. 21 year ago in Drama More Like This
N: We've been driving for half an hour now. In another couple of minutes we will reach our destination. The girls are only talking about that damn book.
[The girls fan girl squeal]
N: This is worse then ear sodomy. [N observes Grunkle Stan who seems irritated] Even Stan is in much dismay due to their high pitch squeal over a shit vampire book that's rough draft should have been burned instead of published.
[Mordecai and Rigby are the DVD store. They are looking for Battle Ship to no avail.]
Mordecai: I don't think they have it dude.
Rigby: Come on, it just came in today.
Cashier: Hey, can I help you two find something?
Mordecai: Hey, do you guys have Battleship?
Cashier: Yes, but you will have to talk with the manager on that. I'll get him for you.
[The cashier gets out a menacing looking book from under the des
LIF Harmony Rising Part 2LIF Harmony Rising part 2LIF Harmony Rising Part 210 months ago in Drama More Like This
[At the entrance of the Community College, a news anchor and his team are covering the story about what has unfolded. Crowds of students are walking out of the auditorium as the anchorman speaks.]
Anchorman: This was the sight earlier today as Nobel Prize Winner Victor Sentorini was expecting a welcoming speech in his honor. What he got, however was a musical insult from a local convict/drunk who goes by the alias Master Shake. A student named Jonesy Garcia was to originally give the welcoming speech. This was interrupted by Shake who proceeded to kick Jonesy off the stage and talked about his time in prison and how it related to the time Sentorini's spent in a Cuban prison. He then started playing Rubber Bullets by the group 10cc. Sentorini stormed off while saying in Italian "You Michigan people are all fucked up." He could not be reached for comments.
[Wyatt, Jude, and Jonesy walked out of the college.]
Wyatt: You okay man?
Jonesy: I've been through worse.
LIF Worst Film Intro[N is in his office, writing a short story. Marceline approaches the entrance of Gate-Way.]LIF Worst Film Intro1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
N: [Monologue] Nighttime, it's usually a peaceful time when humans can just sleep. What if sleep is something you cannot do on a count of my insomnia. I think I haven't slept in years, I think. How I'm still sane, led alone alive is a mystery. The bright side of continuous insomnia is that at least it allows me to write my short stories which I use to pay for this house and other moderate necessities I indulge myself with.
[N hears Marceline entering his house.]
N: Suddenly, peace of mind requires requiem.
[Marceline enters N's office.]
Marceline: Hey N, did you hear about that bon fire happening?
N: Yeah, I saw a flier.
Marceline: So, what are you doing?
N: My job. I'm writing a short story about a 14 year old who buys a hooker on his birthday.
Marceline: Let me guess, Larry Clarke inspired?
N: Read me like a book. I suppose you want me to attend the bonfire right?
N: [Monologue] If
LIF Clare Blues FinaleThe block pary has started, Norbert is at the Block party waiting for Tree Flower.]LIF Clare Blues Finale1 year ago in Drama More Like This
Norbert: Any time now.
[Norbert gets a text from Daggett, he just ignores it. Nickelback's This Is How You Remind Me plays as the party begins. Mordecai and Rigby are at the block party.]
Rigby: Dude, she's probably going to show later.
Mordecai: I'm still gonna wait dude.
Rigby: Are you at least going to have a beer? There's a chugging contest going on at the end of the street.
Mordecai: That's cool, you can go.
Rigby: Fine. I'm actually going to enjoy myself. Unlike you who wishes to wait for what could be hours.
Mordecai: [Ignoring Rigby] Yeah, that's cool.
[Rigby walks away in a huff. N, Mabel, and Double D enter the block party.]
N: Wow, seems almost like every fornicator and alcoholic in town is here.
Mabel: Who cares, we made it in time. They're even playing my favorite Nickelback song. [Mabel starts humming the song.]
Double D: At least I got some peace and quiet for one day. Good thing Eddy isn
LIF Worst Film part 3[A news team surrounds the Barnes & Nobles.]LIF Worst Film part 31 year ago in Drama More Like This
News Anchor: We are live here at the Midland Barnes & Nobles where what was suppose to be a great day for fans of the Twilight saga who awaited to meet Stephanie Meyers, the writer of the series has now turned to horror as a group of terrorist has taken the facility hostage. We do not know much yet, but we are awaiting updates.
[Inside, Octavio's men are holding the people inside at gun point while Dan and Octavio interrogate Stephanie Meyers.]
Dan: So Stephanie, did you really think you could just destroy horror and get away with it?
Stephanie Meyers: Come on guys, I'm just a writer. I'm just trying to make a living.
Dan: Is that so? One of my neighbors is a writer for your company. Sir his writing is hit and miss but at least it's spiritual and political stuff. He doesn't make stories about a Mary-sue bitch bag getting it on with a fucking emo vampire and a werewolf.
Octavio: Yo Dan, I'm thinking the cops might want to negotiate. You wan't
Jeff The Killer The Movie part 8[Max is walking towards Nelle's house. He runs into a friend of his named Mark.]Jeff The Killer The Movie part 81 year ago in Drama More Like This
Mark: Hey Max.
Max: Mark, haven't seen you in a while.
Mark: That's because I was out of town looking into the woods. Guess what I found. [Shows Max a bag of marijuana leaves.]
Max: What the fuck dude! You can't let anyone see this. You could go to jail.
Mark: [Puts the marijuana bad in his left pocket] Right. Well, when I got back into town I heard Jeff The Killer is in town offing people. Is that true?
Max: Ya, Nelle's job is now all about the guy and what he does in town.
Max: Oh right, Nelle is a girl I met a month ago. We're going steady for now.
Mark: Alright, I knew you'd get over Sadie.
Max: No. Don't get me wrong; Nelle is awesome, but..... but......
Mark: Look man, what happened to Sadie wasn't your fault.
Max: I wish that was true.
Mark: Dude, it wasn't.
Max: Look man, I've gotta go to Nelle. I've been worried about her ever sense she was assigned to chase this Jeff guy.
LIF Worst Film Pt. 1[N wakes up on the bench. He notices the playground castle is on fire.]LIF Worst Film Pt. 11 year ago in Drama More Like This
N: What the fuck?
[N hears police sirens. He gets up from the bench and walks away from the scene. At The Park, Mordecai and Rigby are raking leaves. Rigby is impatient.]
Rigby: Hey man, how long until break?
Mordecai: About two hours.
Rigby: Two more hours? Two more hours? Fuck!
Mordecai: Just do your work dude, time will go by faster.
Rigby: Fine. [Rigby attempts to do his work. He gets frustrated.]
Mordecai: Dude, it'll still be there when we get there.
Rigby: [Sarcastically] Sure it will.
Mordecai: Dude, you think anyone is really going to buy that crap movie?
Rigby: It's like Green Lantern. It's bad, but people are still going to see it.
Mordecai: Whatever dude.
Rigby: Hey, you saw Green Lantern before I did.
Mordecai: Yeah, and I still feel dirty about it even to this day.
[At Gate-Way, Nny is holding a prisoner at his house. The female prisoner has duct tape over her mouth. She is tied to a chair.]