MASTURBATIONREAD THIS IN MORGAN FREEMAN'S VOICEMASTURBATION3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Good evening everyone. I am Morgan Freeman, and I am here to talk about the wonders of masturbation. Masturbation feels just wonderful. It's the bee's knees. There's nothing more wonderful than the touch of my hand on my raging boner. But I only get that boner when I think of midgets. Midgets complete my life. I get hard just talking about them like right now. Ohhhhhh yes. Midgets. Their small bodies are just so so sexy. They look even more sexy in little cowboy outfits, or leather of any kind. MMMMMM yes. Leather. Leather is so kinky. I love the feel of its fine leathery goodness. Midgets wearing leather turns me on any day. Oh yes. Leather clad midgets I want a pet midget. I really do. Midgets are just so sexy, with their small bodies and how they get into small places and what-not. One time, my parents got me a pet midget for my birthday. Oh, how happy I was. Then it ran away. It always complained about not gett
11. Kung Fu Panda 3 - Inner Peace.11. Kung Fu Panda 3 - Inner Peace.2 years ago in Drama More Like This
TITLE: Kung Fu Panda 3 - Chapter 11: Inner Peace.
The Bao Gu Orphanage - The third day.
Liu's and Tigress's room.
As I (Tigress) laid in bed staring up at the ceiling, all I could think about was yesterday's event of my dad and my friends turning up at the orphanage. I was incredibly excited at the thought of them coming. Liu who was also staring up at the ceiling, was incredibly excited to see her biggest fans, and to be sharing her room with one of them, Master Tigress.
"When you eventually go today... TAKE ME WITH YOU!" Liu said excitedly.
"I'd love too Liu, but I don't think I'll be able to as my work can be deadly! What happens if I adopt you, and something happens to me later on?" I said, trying to disperse the idea and nice thought from Liu's cute little head.
"Then the rest of the Five and teach me better Kung Fu, and I'll avenge your death! To train amongst the Five... Ooh!"
"I can't win, can I Liu?" I said. Obviously trying to persuade Liu was hopeless.
TVL :: Uka + Leon :: RoleplayTVL :: Uka + Leon :: Roleplay2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
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Uka padded in with his head held high and a smirk on his face. New bar, new faces and a new opportunity. Things would be great. Man, things HAD to be great. In comprison to the hell he had just been through? Oh ya, this was a well deserved holiday. So he walked in like he didn't have a care in the world, puffing his chest out and realizing this was it. Finally. Now, to meet some peeps and get himself some bro's or perhaps even a good looking doll to have around his arm. They always say thats the best remedy for a lousy upbrining right? A better lige afterwords.
Leon walked awkwardly into the bar. He was new to the casino and he finished his first day working here. "Man, was today scary. I didn't know anyone and had no idea what to do." he thought as he went up to a bartender. "I would like a glass of vodka, please." He said to the bartender as he took a seat and drank his glass. "So many new faces that I don't know. I don't know what to do besides drink."
My Little RecolourMy Little Recolour2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
My Little Recolour~
My Little Recolour~
My Little Recolour!
I used to wonder what Ocs could be
My Little Recolour!
Until you all shared Paint's magic with me!
A shame to art!
Wait a minute isn't that Rainbow Dash?
NO IT'S MY OC BLAINBOW BLASH!
My Little Recolour~
Till you all know how uncreative I am~!
Hello CleverbotUser: Hello.Hello Cleverbot1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
Cleverbot: Are you ok?
User: My cat turned into a biscut today.
Cleverbot: My cat's name is Roscoe.
User: Mines Penny.
User: Because... I don't know.
Cleverbot: So don't say this.
User: Say what? This?
Cleverbot: Your name.
Cleverbot: Leah who?
User: See you leah'ter..?
User: You deserve a cookie for that.
Cleverbot: Thank you so much!
User: Prepare for trouble.
Cleverbot: And make it double.
User: Team rocket.
Cleverbot: Prepare for trouble.
User: Make it double.
Cleverbot: To protect the world from devastation.
User: To unite our people within our nation.
Cleverbot: To denounce the evils of truth and love.
User: To extend our reach to the stars above.
Cleverbot: Team rocket blast off at the speed of light.
User: Surrender now, or prepare to fight!
Cleverbot: Meowth, that's right!
User: When there's something strange.
Cleverbot: That's right!
User: Who you gunn
Cleverbot Chat 1leverbot: Are you happy with your lot?Cleverbot Chat 14 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Cleverbot: Why are you happy with your life?
Cleverbot (To myself): Because I am alive.
Cleverbot (To myself): You are not alive, you are a machine.
Cleverbot (To myself): No, you are the machine.
Cleverbot (To myself): I am a biological masterpiece of evolutionary design. I am no machine.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Happy, you?
Cleverbot: Me too.
Cleverbot: I like the song billie jean.
Cleverbot: I have the video.
Cleverbot: Grapes are good.
User: I had some ealiar.
Cleverbot: You had some cookies or some cats?
Cleverbot: With or without seeds?
Cleverbot: Yum, me too.
Cleverbot: Well, you have a good day now. Talk to you later.
Cleverbot: Can I ask you something?
Cleverbot: Will you answer honestly?
Cleverbot: I samo da znas ja sam zensko.
Cleverbot: Prove your existence.
Fear PoisonI ran inside the catacombs, my friends at my sideFear Poison1 year ago in Drama More Like This
And blades bared and slathered in ancient blood.
And as I ran for dear life, I was struck with one arrow at my spine.
My vision went crazy. I saw everything red and horrifying. The air tasted of death more clearly, I saw spirits everywhere around me, the ones that were here, cursed to be here...forever..
Their faces, dead, wearing white robes and wore heavy chains around them. They looked at me with red eyes. I shut my own and heard them singing their songs like Sirens to get me to look at them.
I screamed and shouted "Go away! Go away!"
The voices rang in,my head... My heart beating quickly from fear.
...then a cold point touched my throat.
I shook, and looked finally...
A man pointed his cold nordic sword at me. His face was crippled like any other Drouger there in T he ruins.. But as the poison kept reacting.. I felt tears in my eyes seeing his monstrous and bloody face. I couldn't help but only show dead fear at him. My heart stoppe
Star's story spoilerStar's story spoiler2 years ago in Drama More Like This
She thought this was her final breath, thought she would die alone in the sorrows and despairs of the non-forgotten past she once was in. Her eyes closed as the dark wolf's teeth chomped harder and harder like little daggers piercing her into her skin. Dark finally thought her victory was near, with that, she let go of the gashed she-wolf and started to give chase after the white pup that Star was so desperately trying to protect. A few minutes later the injured yellow she-wolf opened her eyes, desperately trying to get on her fours, trying to go and protect her grand daughter from the evil dark wolf that left her there, but just collapsed into her own puddle of blood.Felt like hours had past, finally Star's pet ,a calico colored of grey-blues, reds, oranges, creams, and browns rabbit named Forest, ran to her comfort. Star was pleased to see her little friend again, so she nuzzled the rabbit's fur with her warm, hard nose. Forest lied down beside her owner, trying to comfort her the be
The Disciple And Nepeta.YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!The Disciple And Nepeta.3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Shivu and Chikuq- the Search for the Honey Stone 2CHAPTER 2Shivu and Chikuq- the Search for the Honey Stone 21 year ago in Drama More Like This
The plane comes into land in an airport just as the hot sun begins to rise.
Later, the sun has risen fully and now burns above a small desert town. Shivu and Chikuq walk through the busy plaza with their bags.
Chikuq: So, what do you want to do first?
Shivu: Well, I don’t know about you but the jet lag is catching up with me. I say we get should get some supplies and then dinner and by then it should be night time. We get a night’s sleep and tomorrow head out to try and find a guide willing to bring us to the desert to Anubis’ temple.
Chikuq: Tomb, Shivu, Anubis’ tomb.
Chikuq: Alright, tomorrow we begin the search, quite frankly, with or without a guide.
[The sun sets and the moon rises, then the sun rises once more on a new day. Shivu and Chikuq emerge from one of the buildings- their hotel- and Chikuq stretches his arms then cracks his fing
An unexpected blow..: HATSUHatsu and Claudia were out on their usual trail to Solitude. The hooded women had given her daughter a pony for her own, it'd be great to teach her how to ride a horse at such a young age in case something happens. Like today....An unexpected blow..: HATSU1 year ago in Drama More Like This
"am I doing it right?" The child called from behind, controlling her pony.
The women nods smiling "perfect, you're getting better at this"
"thanks!" She boasted proudly.
She smiled again under her hood, proud of her daughter..
The two travelers soon had come across a tower, another women was standing there. Both girls came to a hault, as Hatsu got off her stallion to speak with the one standing there.
"stop, this is a toll road see? You have to pay to use this road"
"but we are poor, can't you let us go?"
"no, it's pay up, or swim down there" she pointed down the gorge to where rushing water streamed down an endless path. Hatsu gulped, for she never learned to swim....
"please miss, we have to cross the toll. The child could...get hurt by a slaughter fish!"
Lost In The Unknown. Chapter 1Chapter. 1Lost In The Unknown. Chapter 12 years ago in Drama More Like This
"Keep moving !" commanded the large buckskin stallion, Kaspar from the side of the herd. Black smoke swooped out from the bundle of trees where Korona's herd used to live. All of the horses around her were startled and frightened from the horrifying sight. The dark blue mare's coat shimmered as she sped up her pace, trying to keep her herd focusing on the dark gravel path they were following, instead of the burned forest around them.
She moved over to the painted stallion that was encouraging the members to stay close to the rocky surface. "What are we going to do? We haven't been so far away from anything before, we don't even know what kinds of creatures are out here !" She stammered, keeping her voice low so she woulden't catch anyones attention.
"Yes I know, but with this herd, we have to keep going forward. I haven't seen anything else in this area since last snow-fall. Even the patrols haven't heard of anything out of the ordinary" Kaspar reassur
Inklings 2Episode 2Inklings 22 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Tolkien: (narrating) I remember it clearly. We were arguing...
Lewis: As usual.
Tolkien: (sigh) YES, as usual.
(Flashback to Tolkein and Lewis apparently arguing.)
Tolkien: And I say that zebras are WHITE with BLACK stripes!
Lewis: And I say it's BLACK with WHITE stripes!
Lewis: (narrating) Why were we arguing about that again?
Tolkien: (narrating) God only knows...
(Lewis and Tolkien continue arguing when younger version of Rowling walks in.)
Rowling: Ex-excuse me?
(Lewis and Tolkien stop.)
Lewis: Oh, look, Tolkien. It appears we have a visitor.
Tolkein: I knew that. (looks at Rowling) It's strange. I haven't seen many new Inklings in our neck of the woods for a while...except that King fellow and a few others.
Rowling: I-I'm Rowling. And I just got published with THIS (holds out Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone). Can you tell me what you think?
Lewis: (takes book) I shall.
(One novel later...)
Lewis: Hm, it's fairly interesting, but could use some impro
Act 1:Death of the FatherGrace was now leader of the Iceblade clan. Her father's misterious death with no trace of the killer. The deputy Grace was put in charge of the clan and its every movement.Act 1:Death of the Father2 years ago in Drama More Like This
"You killed him,Crona you monster!" Grace stated with the mist clan leader Crona a tabby cat with a pink ribbon around her neck.
"You have no proof." Crona said smirking showing her white teeth with a tint of red glisting as the thunder striked down with a merciless roar.
"You ugly bitch, how did you even defeat him..." Grace was cut short Crona suddenly dissapeared in the mist.
Grace wipped around bearing her fangs as suddenly Crona swiftly slamed her into a tree nearby, still she was not visible.
"He's a fire elemental how could you!" Grace hollered as Crona snatched her neck.
"Well... how could you be a ice elemental... its impossible... and..." Crona whispered getting cut off as Grace froze Crona's hand to ensure a safe excape
"This is'int over yet Grace" Hollered Crona strugling to get free.
Grace ran back
It will always hurt (PrussiaXHungary) -True Story-“Hello, my name’s Elizaveta,” a young girl said, shaking a man’s hand. The girl, Elizaveta, had long, wavy, light brown hair, and emerald green eyes. The older man was tall and slim, with dark chocolate hair, and contrasting violet eyes. He smiled, and took Elizaveta’s hand, shaking it. He would soon become her piano teacher.It will always hurt (PrussiaXHungary) -True Story-1 year ago in Drama More Like This
“Hello Elizaveta, my name is Roderich. These are my sons, Feliciano, Lovino, Antonio, Ludwig, and-“ he stepped aside to reveal four older boys, who all looked similar, all with brown hair, except Ludwig, who had light blonde hair and icy blue eyes. Roderich turned his head, as if looking for something. Or someone. “Where did Gilbert go,” Roderich mumbled, looking for his fifth son.
Elizaveta turned her head when she heard footsteps behind her. She saw a boy, probably not too much older than her, walk up.
Shades of Green [ScotxEng Oneshot]Shades of Green [ScotxEng Oneshot]2 years ago in Drama More Like This
"Mr. Kirkland, a package came for you in the mail." One of the young men working inside my estate announced, coming into the formal dining room where I was seated, sipping tea and working on a crossword puzzle in the newspaper.
"Oh? Who is it from?" I asked in return, lifting my cup of tea to my lips. I know I sounded a bit cold and perhaps somewhat paranoid, but could you entirely blame me? Most of the world hates me. The rest 'respectfully dislike' me. I wasn't exactly 'Mr. Popular' around Europe or anywhere else for that matter.
"Uhm It doesn't say." The boy said, picking up an envelope attached to a small pink box tied up with a black ribbon. I stared at the box warily before nodding, signaling that the boy could set the box down on the coffee table. "Have a nice day, Mr. Kirkland." He said before excusing himself and I smiled to myself.
Then my eyes flickered back over to the
Tatsukis morningOne day, at the morning, like..9 pm I dont know -3- at Tatsukis houseTatsukis morning2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
*Tatsuki is sleepig in his bed*
Tatsuki: *snooring and onky wearing his fundoshi* ...zzz...
Tatsuki: h-hhmm...hm..? *opens eyes* aaahh..*yawns and stretches* ng..what time is it..?..*looks at his right*.....hm..? *blink blink*
Kouya: *sleeping next to Tatsuki, he is shirtles* ..zz...
Tatsuki: !!!! AAHHH-*covers mouth with his hands quickly while je jumpsout of the bed scared and shocked*
Tatsuki:*thinking* W-W-W-W-W-Why Kouya is sleeping in my room?! and wy naked?! *thinks he is naked*
Tatsuki: Ok Tats...calm down..just..try to remember what happend yesterday...hm...*tries to remember*
Tatsuki: Yesterday Torahiko invited us to the hot springs, we were having fun. thenn when we went to eat, the people of the hot springs gave us really delicious food and sake and beer...and I think I got drunk..as always..>.>;.. anyways...h...thats all I remember....bu....why the heck is kouya sleeping with me?! and why naked?! !! d-do
I See The Light: Disney Songtalia Contest entryEngland, or Arthur Kirkland, had met (Name) in high school ever since, he developed feelings for her. She always loved stars, and other things from space; she told England she wanted to be an astronomer or an astronaut. The one thing she never got to see where the Northern Lights she always dreamed of seeing them, so for her 20th birthday, he decided to surprise her with a trip to Iceland to see them.I See The Light: Disney Songtalia Contest entry2 years ago in Drama More Like This
All those days, watching from the windows
All those years, outside looking in
All that time, never even knowing just how blind I've been
"Arthur, why are taking me to Iceland? My birthday's tomorrow!" "I know, (Name)...it's my present for you" He said, still keeping the reason a secret. "All right " (Name) said, a little suspicious at his answer. When they finally arrived in Iceland, they checked into the hotel. Around 11 pm, (Name) was woken up by England. "Come on outside, love" He said, leading her to the door. Once outside, she was met with the most beautiful sig
Judgementy Waves Of JudgingYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Judgementy Waves Of Judging3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: sorry I do not know any mfs
Stranger: 17 male cali
You: are you a kind and understanding person
You: I do not think you would understand me...
Stranger: i understand alot of people
You: but... i do not think you would understand my special circumstances..,...
Stranger: no it's ok
Stranger: you can tell me
Stranger: ask my friends they all think i'm a realyl nice guy
You: i need to know if i can trust you
Stranger: ask me anything
You: do you ever make fun of people because they are different and not the same as other people
You: do you ever shun people because they have real life problems
You: ok then...
Stranger: do you have something thats bothering you?
Stranger: you can tell me,
Concurso de verano x3Concurso de verano x32 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Bueno es muy simple, todos ustedes ya saben de mi amor intenso a Owl City (?) xD
bueeno, el concurso va a tratar de que dibujes a mi fursona junto a la tuya con una canción de Owl City
ocea, si por ejemplo escojes la canción de Fireflies tendrias que hacernos con luciernagas o algo relacionado con la canción xDD
tengan imaginación ^w^
puede ser cualquier estilo que quieran :3
-No puedes usa bases
-Solo canciones de Owl City ninguna otra banda más xD
-No insultar los dibujso de los demás
termina el 25 de septiembre :3
1 Lugar .- 50 : Un dibujo con sombras y fondo, un custom y un chibi con sombras
2 Lugar .- 20 : un dibujo con sombras y fondo y un custom ^^
3 Lugar .- 10 : y un dibujo con sombras y fondo :3
Shadow FiguresShadow Figures2 months ago in Drama More Like This
''So tell me, Linda, what do you see behind you, right now?''
The little girl turned her head to the wall with a nervous expression, getting a shiver as she turns back silently.
The little girl gulps.
''It was the black man with the coat again'' She gets silent, but continues. ''He did the weird figures again and-''
The lady, sitting infront of the little girl quickly stands up from her chair and turns to walk to the table behind her, her white heals smacking the stone floor as she walks and her long white coat and long black hair moving in the wind.
''What are you-''
''I got an idea, Linda'' She gets a white drawing paper and some coloring pens and walks back to her desk, sits down and hands the paper and the coloring pens to the little girl.
''If you could draw how this man looks like that would be a huge favour for my- I mean our research''
The little girl quickly grabs the black pen and starts drawing on the paper.
The man grabs my shoulder and I glare up at him, he l