Decrease World SuckWhile sitting in my room,Decrease World Suck4 years ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
Only thinking sucky thoughts,
Rolling around in teenage angst,
Lazily forgetting to be awesome,
Dozens of things popped into my head.
Suddenly my thought process changed from
Ugh, he doesn't like me, to
Crap, I'm not doing anything at all
Knowing this, I started to make a few lists...
Here is a list
Of things that suck:
Any teenage boy
Every plastic bottle not recycled
Here is a list
Of things that are awesome:
Evil Baby Orphanage
Stuff on heads
Anyone can see which list
Would be better to be apart of.
Even if the boy is really cute,
Sometimes you have to think
Of what really matters in the world.
Making the choice to be a nerdfighter
Eliminates the choice t
Princess Diaries"Come on, Marshall!"Princess Diaries3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"I'm sure it's not that bad, dude."
"Ugh, fine! I can't believe I'm doing this..."
Fionna waited outside looking up at the tree fort she and Cake lived in. She was dressed in a make shift prince like uniform and a paper crown taped to her hat. The blonde girl cleared her throat and lifted her hand in the air toward the balcony, the other on her chest in a formal manner.
"I have come far and wide, riding on my noble steed..." she glanced over at Cake who's playing with a flower, a saddle on her back. "And I am here to save you from the confinements of your prison! So, please, won't you come out so we can wed?"
Fionna promptly got on one knee, and lifted her hands to the balcony. Marshall stepped out a moment later dressed in the frilliest dress Ooo probably had to offer with a scowl on his face. He looked down at her, jaw clenched. The blonde coughed into her fist and whispered/yelled up: "Say you're line!"
Marshall grumbled under his breath an