He said Big Brother ::NorwayxReaderxIceland::“I WILL KILL YOU!”
You hear someone shout from the living room.
Norway runs into the kitchen to where you were preparing sugar cookies to hand out.
He hides behind you just before Iceland comes into the kitchen with a highly flustered face gritting his teeth.
Now you were confused.
Why was Norway hiding from Iceland?
“Err…what’s…going on?” You question both countries.
Iceland looks at you then turns away, his face turning even redder.
“He called me big brother~” Norway still crouched behind you cooed mockingly
“He called you big brother? How’d you do that?”
Iceland whips his head toward both of you having a look of rage pasted onto his cool exterior.
“HE TRICKED ME! HE USED DIRTY METHODS! HE’S A PERVERT!”
Norway chuckled from behind you.
“…what exactly did he do…?”
He just turned his head mumbling something to himself in his own language.
“Well I’m not telli
I'm not Calling you that!Norway x readerI'm not Calling you that!3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You were at your friend Emil’s house. Emil and his strange family were your best friends. Since the moment all five of you met it was fate you were meant to be with one another. There was something that struck you peculiar though, Emil’s older brother Lukas wanted you to call him “big brother”. You rejected him of course, who in their right mind would call him that!? Emil flipped out on him too, which was highly unusual for him since he was so quite.
Anyway, you were at their house, but the only one home was Lukas. You two got along just fine, in fact you had a small crush on him, but... you were still curious about the big brother thing. You guys were watching (favorite show), you were cold so he was holding you in a hug, as you sat cuddled up on the couch. Lukas was considerate when he wanted to be and he was really handsome too you had to admit, just not out loud. Lukas was arrogant enough without you feeding his ego, and you wouldn
A Norwegian's Diary ::NorwayxReader::You let out a long sigh as you exited out of the meeting roomA Norwegian's Diary ::NorwayxReader::3 years ago in Romance More Like This
“These meeting’s are absolutely pointless…”
You made your way down the long corridor
“[Name]! [Name]! [Name] [Name] [Name]!”
You stop walking and turn around only to be tackled by a large figure
“Ow! That hurt Mathias!” You knocked the Dane on the head
He had a large grin planted on his mouth, wider than ever.
“Guess what I got my hands on~”
Now that he said something, you noticed he was holding something behind his back
You raised your eyebrows, then furrowed them
“What another pastry? Because if it is I’m going to--”
“No no no! Look!”
He shoves the unknown object in front of your face
Backing away slightly to get a better view you see it’s a little black book with a little bunny charm hanging out of it.
“…it’s a book…” was your smart response
Mathias started to jump up and down excitedly
Onii-chanNorway X ReaderOnii-chan4 years ago in Romance More Like This
(A/N)I feel like such a weebo for writing this but I thought the idea was cute, okay?! In the story, you're the youngest out of all the Nordics So yeah.
Please enjoy! (A/N)
You were sat in the living room, along with the rest of the Nordics. You were one yourself in fact. It was a nice relationship- the family was small, but loving and warm. But sometimes the countries got into heated arguments like what was about to happen now.
"Aww, Iceland, you're so cute! Just give in and call Norway 'Onii-chan'!" Denmark teased. The fluffy haired man laughed loudly; he was already half drunk.
"No way! Why are we even on this topic again?" The younger teen yelled back. Iceland huffed in anger, blowing his silver-white hair out of his violet eyes.
"Onii-chan " Norway mumbled quietly as if to urge him on. You giggled. People often thought that his eyes were emotionless- that he always had a calm façade- but it seemed that your talent was to easily read them. To you
Norway x Reader - Questions"Hey, hey Norway," [Name] said while poking said nation.Norway x Reader - Questions3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Looking up from his book, he replied, "What is it, [Name]?"
"Why are you always so emotionless?" she asked.
Norway raised an eyebrow. "Because I don't find the reason to show emotion. Why?"
"Why are you blonde?" [Name] continued.
"Because I am," he replied.
The conversation continued for a while.
"How old are you?"
"Old enough to know that this is getting annoying"
"That's mean, but anyway, why is your hair so soft?"
"It just is"
"Why are you pale?"
"I was born this way, [Name]"
"Why do you have such a nice ass?"
"I said, why do you have such a nice--"
"I know what you said. I meant what kind of question is that?"
"Just wanted to know....and I like your ass. It's nice. "
"In that case, I don't know"
"Can I touch your curl?"
"What does it do?"
"That's alright, Norge. I already know what it does. Ufufufu..."
"What was that?"
"Any more questions?"
"Yeah. Ever had a boner before?"
NorwayxReader: Onii-chanNorwayxReader: Onii-chan3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Come on Ice, call me onii-chan," said Norway with his usual poker face. "Repeat after me, o-nii-chan."
You groaned, this was the usual argument between the two brothers. "Ice please, you know he'll never stop until you do it."
Iceland shook his head, "Stop it, you're annoying our guest."
"__________ doesn't mind it, do you ____________?"
Not knowing how to respond without being rude, you opened your mouth then shut it and groaned letting your forehead hit the table.
"She does," said Iceland bluntly.
Norway frowned and poked you gently. You looked up revealing the red mark on your forehead from hitting the table. "Do you ____________?"
You sighed searching for the most diplomatic answer, "I don't like it when you guys argue. It's just not worth it."
"Don't you think that Iceland should call me onii-chan?"
You groaned and let your face fall to the table again. After about a half hour of arguing with Iceland, things got quiet. You could hear faint whispers then Iceland left you and Norwa
Norway x Reader Trolling~Norway x Reader Trolling~3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Norway x Reader
A large smirk appeared on your face. You had a playful glint in your (e/c) eyes. Everything was about to fall into place.
"I can't wait to see his reaction," you snickered to yourself.
"It'll be priceless!"
You wiggled your fingers above the keyboard, and clicked send.
"Now, I wait heh-heh .." you put your fingers together, as an evil mastermind would.
"BWAHAHAHAHA-" your evil laughter was interrupted by your friend, who was at the moment, one of your victims. He probably wouldn't care that much, since he enjoyed pranking and trolling others with you.
"__________? I heard THAT laugh .what are you up to this time?" Mathias asked, while entering the room.
You turned dramatically in your swivel chair to face him. Your lips curled up in delight.
"Why don't you take a look?" you purred.
He walked over to your computer, and you pressed play. The YouTube video loaded up and
Give Me That Girl. [NorwayxReader] Give Me That GirlGive Me That Girl. [NorwayxReader]3 years ago in Romance More Like This
[Norway x Reader]
A heavy sigh came from a quiet nation who was sitting between Finland and Norway. Her [e/c] eyes glimmered in irritation, the jittery tapping of her foot was getting faster, and her patience was running thin. Which was strange, seeing as how [y/n] was a very patient person. This Summit Meeting was being held in Germany, and surprisingly, the stick-in-the-mud male had lost control of the meeting. All hell was breaking loose.
That is, until a group of people began pondering on a subject that got everyone to shut up instantly.
"No, I don't think Romano could act sexy." Prussia stated loudly, trying to get his French friend to hear him over the commotion. Luckily, after that loud declaration, all went quiet. Romano's face heated up so badly that it put every one of Antonio's tomatoes to shame.
The Spaniard chuckled. "Oh, lo siento mi amigo, pero you haven't seen Ro
Norway x Reader - Bets (Request)"You do know that this won't make me say it, right?" questioned Emil, directing it at both you and Lukas.Norway x Reader - Bets (Request)3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"We never said that was the reason." you defended, with Lukas nodding his heading, showing his agreement with your statement.
"It's obvious though " mumbled Emil.
You see, you and Lukas have been having a bet to see if within a week, if Lukas could get Emil to call him "Onii-chan" or if you could get him to call you "Onee-chan". The winner gets whatever they want from the loser. You were not related to them, but all of you were childhood friends, so you were practically like family.
"L-lets just start playing. Lukas, truth or dare?" you asked.
"Ok, um who do you think is annoying?"
"Mathias. Emil, truth or dare?"
"What is your favourite food?"
"Licorice. (Name), truth or dare?"
"Ok, kiss Lukas."
"Do I have t- wait, what?!" you yelled, standing up in shock, face a bright red.
"You heard me, kiss Lukas."
"W-w-w b-but I-I can't-" you stutter
NorwayXreader: dipped in buttercontains, like, 2 (not even bad) bad words...felt like I should put that out there...so, yeah... ENJOY!NorwayXreader: dipped in butter3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"LOOK AT ME! MY NAME IS DENMARK AND I AM SO AWESOME I KISS _____ ASS!"
You gave the war cry as you ran down the halls of the quiet Nordic house. You ran into the living room to see Denmark, Norway, and Iceland. Everyone stared t you with pure confusion, until they saw what you were wearing.
You were Denmark's out fit, along with his heavy-ass axe. He jaw dropped.
"______! DON`T YOU DARE!" He got up from the table and tried to tackle you, but you ran out of the way. "WHY AARE YOU WEARING MY CLOTHES?!"
"You mean your ONLY pair of clothes?" You raised a brow. Hinting to him. He stared at you like 'WAT.' but then ran to his room.
He slammed open his closet doors to see NOTHING. You had completely hid ALL his clothes:
You handed Norway the big axe and winked at him. "Quick, hide this somewhere! I gotta change!" Norway and a small smile
RQ: The Best Advice [Norway x Reader]RQ: The Best Advice [Norway x Reader]3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Norge! You're lettin' another day pass! Don't make me drag you to her house!" Mathias yelled across the room, waking up the said Norwegian.
"You know where she lives? Creepy..." Emil said as he took a sip of his hot chocolate.
"Shut up, Dane." Lukas groaned and buried his face into the pillow.
"I'll make Emil call you 'Big Brother' if you at least knock on her door."
"Like heck if I would."
"It doesn't matter. Just leave me alone." Lukas said as he stood and went up to his room, slamming the door.
"He just needs some advice, guys." Tino said, loud enough to be heard from the kitchen.
"Good advice, Mathias." Tino finished.
"We should all share our ideas. Leave him off with several opinions, and it's all up to him." Tino stated as he sat on the couch. Berwald nodded in agreement.
"Alright then! The goal of each plan is to get Norge-"
"No one's gettin' laid, Mathias." Berwald interjected.
"I wasn't even gonna say that." Mathias smirked. "I was just saying~ Bl
Um... [Norway x Reader]It was a calm morning. The birds were chirping in the trees, and the grass was swaying gently in the breeze. Then sun's rays were making their way through the white curtains, reflecting off the screen of Lukas's laptop.Um... [Norway x Reader]4 years ago in Humor More Like This
Which was on his desk, in his room. And you knew very well that you weren't supposed to go in Lukas's room, let alone watch YouTube on his laptop. But it was just so shiny!
The "Party in Sweden's Pants" video was addicting. You were currently watching it for the tenth time. But it was kind of getting old now, so you decided to look around in Lukas's files for pictures.
So, you plugged in your headphones and began spinning around in Lukas's fancy desk chair. "Bwahahahahahahahaha!" you laughed evilly. You continued to do this for another twenty seconds, but then ran out of air and started choking. Karma is relentless. "Oh yeah..." you said under your breath. You had almost forgotten your objective!
Find dirty pictures on Lukas's laptop. It would b
Nordics x Reader - How to calm a Dane Why?Nordics x Reader - How to calm a Dane3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Why did Tino have to give Mathias coffee? Sadly, you didn’t know. But you DID know that it was NOT a good idea.
As you heard another crash come from downstairs, and a “YOU CAN’T GET AWAY FROM THE KING OF NORTHERN EUROPE, YOU STUPID BIRD!”, you laid your head on your desk, basically facedesking. Here you were, trying to work on a school assignment, and that stupid Dane was running around downstairs doing who knows what. Getting up, you made your way to the top of the stairs of your two story house that you shared with your older brothers friends.
“Mathias! What in the world are you doing?” You yelled downstairs with your hands on your hips.
He stopped at the bottom of the stairs, looking up at you with bright blue eyes. “I was trying to catch Mr. Puffin! The stupid bird said my hair looked like a porcupine, so I tried to grab him. But then he flew away! So I
Big Brother. [Norway x Reader]You went downstairs to join the Nordics for breakfast. You rubbed your temples because of the chaos that always happen in the morning. It could be entertaining but it was one of the days where you stayed up all night studying for an exam and you have to wake up early to freshen up your memory.Big Brother. [Norway x Reader]3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
“Good morning, Berwald.” You greeted. He took off his eyes from the newspaper and gave you an acknowledged grunt. Emil was shouting, Lukas was strangling Matthias again and Tino was making your favorite breakfast meal because he saw your efforts last night.
Lukas noticed your mood and he stopped. “Is there anything wrong?”
“Not really. Just the fact that you guys are stressing me out in the morning.” You stated bluntly.
Lukas became your brother because you had the same father from different mothers. Emil became his brother because the two had the same mother from different fathers. No wonder life was hard for Lukas. Though he accepted the two of you because he
Pulling his curl (Norway x Reader)Random events if you pulled Norway's curl.Pulling his curl (Norway x Reader)3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
•Inside a photo booth
Both of you and Lukas were getting ready for the camera. He was sitting next to the door. When the camera started to take pictures, you suddenly thought of pulling his curl. You don't even know what'll happen. You pulled his curl as the camera flashed. He stared at you and moved a little bit closer to you. His eyes became dark, you sweat dropped. His face moved closer to yours.....
Guess what? He effin' kissed yah! (claps hands) The camera got footage of your kiss... You took the newly printed picture and hid it on your pocket. Lukas snatched it out of your pocket took a look on it. He smiled (woah! He freakin' smiled!) and then gave you a kiss again.
Moral of the short story: Always stay beside the exit (if you don't want to be kissed).
♥In a cinema
You invited Lukas to watch a movie with you. The movie was all romantic and stuff. You munched every popcorn you've got. When the movie was at it's ending part, y
Holiday Treat [Norway x Reader]Holiday Treat [Norway x Reader]3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"You didn't." Violet eyes looked disdainfully at the Dane before him, glaring at the pitiful mess he had become. Of all things to do on Christmas Eve, of all days!
"I didn't." Mathias repeated, looking lazily up at the voice. Gosh, why did Norge have to be so loud? He still didn't know what he did (or didn't) do. Why did Norge have to be so confusing? His head hurt too much.
"You. Spiked. The. Eggnog." Norway practically spat out every word. Who spikes eggnogg!? The practice was apparently more common then he had realized, but still- why must that stupid Dane ruin every day with alcohol?
[Name] was here today too, making Norway more tense than usual. He didn't want to scare her away, especially not on such a festive holiday.
"Oh....that." Denmark replied lamely, scratching the back of his head sheepishly. Earlier today, Finland had set out a bowl of treats for them to snack on later, eggnog included. Mathias was thinking...well, some of us Nordics have been a little too uptight lately
Norway x Reader: Subtle ThingsHe is sleeping.Norway x Reader: Subtle Things4 years ago in Romance More Like This
You are being a total creep and playing with the end of his detached curl; yep, detached curl. He's weird like that.
Well, you're weird for you for creepily playing with his hair while he sleeps. But in all honesty, you're bored. You're sitting on the ground in front of his face, and his face is towards yours. You're sitting close to him so you can't keep your eyes on the curl at all times. You have no idea how it can stay detached. It freaks you out and makes you like him even more.
You blush when you think of that because you're still getting used to the idea that Lukas Bondevik is your boyfriend. You're still getting used to the fact that he completely feels the same way back, even if he has a funny way of showing it.
Truth be told, you asked him out, and he said yes, of course. You're not like one of those typical females that get so worried about friendships getting ruined or being rejected. You're assertive, dammit!
Though, honestly, most people
Norway x Reader ~What's a Lemon?~Norway x ReaderNorway x Reader ~What's a Lemon?~2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
What's a Lemon?
a/n: this is my first x reader so if it sucks then please don't kill me
You were in your room on your laptop reading a lemon and trying your best not to get your laptop covered in blood. your boyfriend Lukas was at some meeting in another country, so you didn't have to worry about him coming in and asking you what you were doing. Lukas had no idea what a lemon was and you hoped he never found out. if he came into the bedroom and asked you what you were reading, you would have to tell or he would just end up using black magic on you until you cracked.
When you got to the part where the 'action' started you couldn't hold back your nose bleed any longer, you ran to the bathroom and grabed a big wad of toilet paper and clogged your bleeding nostrils with it. you were jus
Best Birthday ::RussiaxReader::“CHEESE EATING SURRENDER MONKEY!”Best Birthday ::RussiaxReader::3 years ago in Romance More Like This
“Y-YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU-”
“Aru! Will you both stop fighting!”
“HAHAHA! The hero will save the day!”
“Shut ze hell up you idioten!”
“This is not going werr…”
Yet another world meeting was going on…
And it’s not as good as the last one…
Currently in the meeting we see all the countries conversing with each other, more England and France fighting about something completely irrational again.
But it was a special day for one country…
No one knew this…
Not even his sisters that loved him so dearly.
Russia let out a sad sigh as he tried to hold in his emotions.
Today was his birthday.
And no one even remembered.
He spent his birthday alone every year, and each year it seemed to get lonelier, this year however was special to him and he even looke
Mochi!NorwayXReaderMochi!NorwayXReaderMochi!NorwayXReader3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
“Nobody wants him.” The elderly owner of the pet shop said, his weathered cheeks pulling even further down in a frown. He poked the little white blob of fluffy on the side. This in turn earned a grumbled and a nip at his shaky, wrinkly hand from the little creature inside the open pen. “Such a mean thing.” The old man grumbled and sighed. “If only you could be nice like the other ones, then maybe someone would have wanted you too.”
The little white blob pursed his mouth even tighter as he bounced into a corner and tucked himself under the wooden pine shavings.
He didn’t need reminding that his brothers were bought before him. Tino and Berwald were first, and why not? Tino was sweet and cute, and Berwald acted so playful around the little pillow-like Finn-mochi. Then it was his little brother, Emil. His big violet eyes are what sealed the deal. And then Mathias, why they bought him was still a mystery to the sheep
Norway x Reader x Neko!Denmark - Sharing your LoveNorway x Reader x Neko!Denmark - Sharing your Love3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Dija9: Hi, hi, hi!! I'm back again, so here ya go - a new story, that I hope you will like~!
Disclaimer: Don't own Hetalia or this picture~
Warning: No warning this time~!
How many times can we win and lose?
How many times can we break the rules between us?
How many times do we have to fight?
How many times till we get it right between us?
You quietly hummed Denmark's Eurovision song as smiled by the counter. You were making coffee for your future-to-be-husband, Norway, Lukas Bondevik as he had requested for you to do, while he went to take a morning shower. And, of course, you agreed.
(Tell me now) What’s gone between us has come between us
(Tell me now) What’s gone between us has come between us
You sang out as finished pouring the hot water into his big cup and turned around to place it on the table, only to be m
Norway x reader: Are you ticklish?Norway x reader: Are you ticklish?3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Norway just looked at you without expression, only his dull blue eyes giving away a hint of annoyance.
"I said, are you ticklish?" You asked innocently, plunking down next to him on the couch in his living room.
He continued to stare at you, his body tense.
"Why do you ask?" He mumbled, looking away. You giggled inwardly at this reaction.
"You're avoiding the question~" You sang, scooting closer to him and poking his shoulder.
"N-no." He muttered. Was that a hint of pink on his cheeks?
"You so are." You stated. Raising your hands, you were poised, ready to pounce.
He looked at you, fear in his eyes. You laughed darkly.
"Well, I'm going to find out either way~"
You lunged for his ribs, tickling him at full force.
"__-________! S-stop!" He yelled, trying to push you away. But you held on. His face was red and he was shaking with the effort of not laughing.
You tickled him even harder, and he eventually gave in and burst out laughing.
"S-stop! Stop!" He said, laughter convulsi
Little!NordicsxBig!Sister!Reader ~Stormy Nights~It was stormy night, and five little boys sat in the living room. Lukas and Emil were sitting in front of the window, watching the rain drops hit the window. Tino and Berwald were building things with blocks, and Mathias was sitting on the floor coloring. You were in their bedroom, putting clothes and toys away and fixing their beds. They all shared a room since they refused to sleep without each other. You heard thunder and looked up.Little!NordicsxBig!Sister!Reader ~Stormy Nights~3 years ago in Humor More Like This
In the living room, Emil, the youngest climbed out of the chair and ended up falling on his butt. It didn't seem to affect him much, and he got up and walked to the room you were in. You heard the door creak up, and you glanced over to it.
"What's wrong, Emil? Is Mathias throwing gummy bears at you again?" You asked as you walked over to the boy.
"No..." The boy frowned. You went over to him and picked him up, knowing he was most likely afraid of the thunder. You brought him to the living room where his brother was and sat him down next to him. They all
Make me laugh ::EnglandxReader::“Uuuugh man this bites…” America slumped onto the couchMake me laugh ::EnglandxReader::3 years ago in Romance More Like This
He quickly jumped off landing on his bum
“Haha! Sorry about that Canada!”
“Eh, it’s okay…” He whispered quietly.
America took the seat next to the Canadian with the same expression plastered on his face since he came in;
Guilty and frustrated.
“Eh…what’s wrong America?” Canada asked the depressed American.
“Uh, well, England seems to be down again today and won’t watch any horror movies with me!” He crosses his arms making fishy lips
“Eh, what do you mean he’s down?” Canada, seemingly got into the subject, bothered on
America turns to him with a sad face,
“I don’t know! When I do something he doesn’t like he doesn’t even yell at me! He just stares off into space with that same frown he’s had since a few days ago!”
He lets out a frustrated sigh before grabbing