Lembas Bread RecipesElven Lembas Bread RecipeLembas Bread Recipes6 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
(aka- Amys Elf Bread)
2 ½ Cup Plain Flour
1 tbsp Baking Powder
¼ tsp salt
3 tbsp Cold Butter (1 stick)
1/3 Cup Sugar
½ tsp Cinnamon
2/3 Cup milk
½ tsp vanilla
Honey (for dipping) (optional)
Preheat oven to 425 degrees. Mix Flour, baking powder and salt in a large bowl. If using self rising flour omit this step. Add butter and mix with a fork until it forms into a dough. If it gets too hard to stir, add a little more milk.
Roll into balls and place onto cookie sheet. Flatten them with a fork or bottom of glass until they are about ½ inch thick and 3 inches across. Makes 12-14 lembas. Bake for 12 minutes or until the insides arent doughy.
Wrapped in mallorn leaves they will stay fresh indefinitely.
Wrapped in plastic wrap they are good for about a week.
Elven Lembas Bread Recipe
Elf Bread- Alexenas style
(I messed up and added something(s), but my failure ended up being a very good new take
The recipe for a relationshipThe recipe for building a loving relationship:The recipe for a relationship5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Prep. 1 month Bake: years Makes: 2 serving
2 cups love
1/2 tsp. listening
1 cup acceptance
1/4 tbsp. support
1 tsp. romance
3 cups of understanding
1/2 cup honesty
1/4 tsp. affection
3/4 tbsp. loyalty
1. Stir all these ingredients together except the phrase "I love you". Leave that out for 3 month or whenever it feels right.
2. Bake for years and don't ever let it cool down.
3. Never add cheating or abuse to the mix or else the recipe will fall apart. If done correctly results should end in marriage and children.
Inception Cake RecipeIngredients:Inception Cake Recipe4 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
224g sugar (1 ¾ c)
85g butter (2/3 c)
1 ½ teaspoon of vanilla
320g self raising flour (2 ½ c)
1 teaspoon of salt
1 ¼ teaspoon of baking powder
160g milk (1 ¼ c)
Mix the sugar and the butter together.
Add the eggs and vanilla and mix.
Add the salt, baking powder and the flour.
Add the milk slowly, mixing it as you go.
Mix until it is smooth and free of lumps.
Cook in an oven at 175 oC for roughly 30 minutes, depending on the thickness.
Sea-Salt Ice Cream RecipeSea-Salt Ice Cream Recipe3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Sea-Salt Ice Cream
Wire whisk or fork
Medium sized saucepan
Medium sized bowl
1 cup measure
1 teaspoon measure
Ice-cream maker or ice-pop molds or a cooler of liquid nitrogen (optional)
1 heart (optional get it)
1 cup milk
1 cup sugar
1 cup heavy cream
1 teaspoon of vanilla extract
blue and green food coloring (optional)
1. Re-arrange the letters of your name and add an X somewhere.
2. Crack 2 eggs into the bowl and whisk well for a few minutes. A wire whisk works best but a fork can do in a pinch.
3. Add the cup of sugar into the eggs and continue to whisk well until creamy.
4. Heat the milk in the saucepan over medium heat until warmish hot while constantly stirring with the wooden spoon (do not use a metal spoon it will scratch your pot and make the milk burn easier). The milk should be right before boiling, but do not
Becoming MatureMaturity: I realized popularity was stupid.Becoming Mature4 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
They Say It's HauntedHe's close behind me. "John?"They Say It's Haunted4 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
We AreI am the friendWe Are4 years ago in Settings More Like This
who lost his best friend today. I can't move, can't speak. I crumple into myself. I never knew. He never told me anything. I saw them, heard them taunt him. They dragged him down down till that smile of his was just a ghost.
I didn't know it hurt him so much. But somehow I knew someday I would have to face this. I saw the shadows forming, the future setting itself up. I wanted to grip him, pull him close, and never let him go. He had been my best friend, the kid I couldn't think of never seeing again because I never had to. I feared the day that I would wake up and know I would never see him again.
And it came and I don't know what to do. There's nowhere to turn, no one to call, and I wonder if this hollowness will be there forever.
I am the mother
who has to bury her son years before his time. I never knew what went on in his head. I saw his face, saw the fear in his eyes, but I could never break through. He wouldn't tell me. He was too
The Sea Hurts Because of YouI mailed you a box of seafoam so you could hear the ocean. You grew up somewhere without water, didn't you? I thought you'd like it, but... but then the seafoam leaked out the sides of the box, leaked just like the blood that flowed from your mouth did that day.The Sea Hurts Because of You3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
When the ambulance came and took you from me, I was scared.
No, that's not true at all.
I was terrified, I was scared shitless, and I thought I'd never see my Anne again. I was so out of my mind that I couldn't even tell you what my name was if you'd asked then!
I'm sorry for scoffing right there. A little irony got stuck in my throat. And I'm sorry for crying, too. Some of the seafoam got in my eyes and damn, salt stings!
...anyways, I should get back on topic, eh? Not that you care. You're dead, aren't you? Stiff as I was when you first showed me what you looked like naked and we...
No, I can't finish that sentence. I'm sorry, but I can't. I'm trying to pretend that everything's okay and that by addressing you it's
Recipe 1: Flan in a Cup Flan in a CupRecipe 1: Flan in a Cup7 years ago in Articles & Interviews More Like This
Makes 4 cups of flan
1 3/4 cups of milk
5 tablespoons of sugar
a little bit of vanilla
Ingredients for the caramel sauce:
3 tablespoons of sugar
1 tablespoon of water
Tip from Najika:
Najika's special flan is made by pouring it in a teacup. Metal flan cups conduct heat and are hard to manage. Making the flan in plastic is easier and it will come out prettier!
1. Put the milk on low heat and add sugar. Stir well and when the sugar melts, stop the heat and cool for a minute. Make sure you don't let the milk boil.
2. Break the eggs in a bowl and stir well.
3. Slowly pour the milk from step 1 into the bowl from step 2 and stir. Add
My Mind...Let's draw a picture,My Mind...2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
With a beautiful twist.
It starts on my thigh,
And ends on my wrist.
My eyes give me away,
Though there's a smile on my lips.
I want my bones to protrude,
Especially on my hips.
It's an everyday battle,
Until finally you disappear,
Because you screamed your lungs out,
But nobody wanted to hear.
Cry yourself to sleep,
Another sleepless night,
Trapped in my own fucking mind.
I've been told that dreams,
Can come true.
But they forgot to mention,
That nightmares are dreams too.
So when will I wake up from mine,
Because I'm in a race against time.
Come With MeA little girl with tear filled eyesCome With Me2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Ran silent down the hall.
She didn't want to hear the sound
Of the noise beyond the walls.
She reached her room as the tears began
Falling softly down her cheeks.
It seemed that nothing could stop the tears
That came to her throughout the weeks.
Safe in her room she cried and cried
Not caring who might hear.
Perhaps someone could come and help her
Calm all of her fears.
Now as she cried a breeze came by
Through the window that was open.
And with tear filled eyes the girl looked up
And prayed a prayer unspoken.
"Please stop these things, oh please, my Lord.
And show them they are wrong.
Send an angel down to show us right
By words or yet by song."
The wind that came took away her prayer
High up into the heavens
Where an angel sat looking down
On the little girl of seven.
He' d heard her prayer, though silent it was
And pity touched his heart.
He could go to her and comfort her
He could maybe help in part.
With a careful leap the angel left
His perch u
primadona.i swear to God that i will be perfect;primadona.2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
eating only stars and holy water,
choking on salvation and
until i become the girl
that boys write songs about.
who presses bits of a compass into her thigh
but everyone thinks she's beautiful
when she's underground).
Before you make a suitThings to think about before making a suit costumeBefore you make a suit3 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Here's a whole list of questions of possibilities that I'd highly recommend anyone take a look at and answer if they plan on making a suit. It might bring up some problems to think about before they happen during the process of making a costume.
I'd copy/paste and print this off and answer to any questions that apply to your future project.
1. Do you relate to the creatures physical traits in any way?
2. Do you have any physical problems? ( allergies, loss of breath, heart problems, flexibility, claustrophobia, bowel/bladder problems, etc)
3. Where will be an air vent(s)?
4. Where will the vision be?
5. Can you hear well in the suit?
6. Can people hear you clearly if you should speak?
7. How will the suit be taken apart in case of quick relief?
8. In what rooms or areas can you travel in your suit?
9. How heavy will some pieces of the suit be?
1. Can you sit on the floor in the suit?
2. Can you sit in
When I was a young boy, still When I was a young boy, still hoping to grow upWhen I was a young boy, still 2 years ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
Not knowing of the burdens, that comes along with being a man
I wanted to be the strongest, now I don’t even understand
I always wanted to be a fighter, now I am just a writer
Expressing his hopes to the world,
I wanted to be the savior of all broken and the lost
I wanted the to be protector of the weak, at any cost
Now if you ask me, do you think they should be save
I’d say I don’t care anymore, overcame by the hate
They fallen so far into this earth,
No matter how strong, you can't pull them back up
Physically your trying, mentally you’re dying
Only god can save his world
Before you try to be a hero, make sure you’re not to be save
Nothing fills your spirit but divine righteousness,
forget about the hate
I’m killing myself for everyone else, but no one’s dying for me
So why they ask me weren't you that strong
Every time I’d answer I was a young boy and still lost
this isn't an ed.how foolish i amthis isn't an ed.2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
that i can never eat in the mornings
because it's too soon
to think about all that
and how simple i am
that i can just push it all away
and actually start over
Pink Smoothie RecipeIngredients:Pink Smoothie Recipe3 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
1 banana (2 optional)
1 container banana+strawberry yogurt
1 cup orange juice
A good handful of strawberries...can be frozen or raw.
~Place all of the fruit in a blender. Next, add the yogurt, orange juice, and ice(if desired). Blend until smooth. Serve and enjoy! Makes about 2 servings.
~If the ingredients do not blend well at first, try adding a little more orange juice.
~If you want a super-thick smoothie, add 2 bananas instead of 1.
~This beverage is naturally sweet, so no sugar will be necessary for all you sweet-tooths out there
I wishI wish I wasI wish2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
So maybe he would like me
I wish I was
So I wouldn't feel like a fool around my friends
I wish I was
So I didn't have to look up at so many people
I wish I was
So I could make my family proud
I wish I was
So I could make my best friend proud
I wish I was
So I wouldn't be afraid to be seen in public.
I wish I was
So I wouldn't be ashamed to be me.
i wish i was a temple.i brush the ashesi wish i was a temple.2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
from my teeth and
for the first time in years
pray to the God
that i sometimes lose faith in.
all of my scars
will heal: this
is all i know right now,
and that is enough.
narcissism.you smoke and drinknarcissism.2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
until you're more lifeless
than the moon at 1p.m.--
tequila and bad thoughts
can be your craters. i
was never your galaxy,
can never be anything more
than a black hole.
Normal PillsNormal Pills4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I take them once,
I take them twice
but the pills don't
seem to suffice.
My mind is racing
with total doubt,
but the pills are running out.
Its hard to swallow,
harder to breathe,
I'm still not normal.
Why can't "weird" just leave?
Species of SheikA discussion of the genera and species observed both in the wild and in captivity of the family clade Sheik of the order Sheikah.Species of Sheik4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
A note on physical sex, gender, and identity
While there are many different species - forms of being - for Princess Zelda and Sheik (whether simply as a disguise, as a seperate being with seperate consciousness, or as a combined being with a seperate consciousness), physical sex and gender are rarely taken into account.
It can typically be assume that Princess Zelda self-identifies as belonging to the female gender, and, when a seperate consciousness and not a disguise, that Sheik self-identifies as belonging to the male gender, as Sheik is repeatedly referred to as a male by others in Hyrule. However, these may be altered, with Princess Zelda identifying as male or Sheik identifying as female.
Physical sex may remain female, transform into male (or remain male, where the two are born seperately), or exist in an androgynous state, with characte
fog.semi conscious on yourfog.2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
i wondered suddenly
why you weren't here
and then i wondered
why i wanted you to
be there with me.
How to make Muffin-Tin PiesHow to make Muffin-Tin Pies3 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
This is a really fun recipe I use for the Holidays and parties! ^-^
The steps listed below will make approximately one/one-and-a-half batches of twelve mini mixed-berry pies. Just use a regular muffin tin, and you can use paper muffin cups if you like, but if you don't I recommend spraying the ENTIRE muffin tin (not just the cups) before putting in the dough to help them come out easier.
The Oven will need to be pre-heated to 350 degrees before the pies can go in the oven.
2 1/2 cups flour
1/4 cup sugar
2 teaspoons of salt
1/2 cup shortening (I generally use Crisco)
3/4 cup butter (chilled)
6 Tablespoons of ice water
Making the dough:
1.) Cut up butter into medium-sized cubes and return it to the refrigerator for later use.
2.) Cut up the shortening and drop in chunks into a bowl of ice water.
3.) In a separate bowl (large), combine flour, sugar and salt and then mix well.
3.) After they are chilled, remove the shortening from ice water, the but