Facts About Garrus VakarianMy personal favourites are Penis Related....Just sharing, they're funny to me.Facts About Garrus Vakarian3 years ago in Personal More Like This
Anyway, please enjoy.
*C-Sec labels anyone attacking Garrus Vakarian as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
*Garrus Vakarian just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Omega's infrastructure.
*Garrus Vakarian doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
*Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1GVHs (Garrus Vakarian Headshot)
*Garrus Vakarian does not sleep. He waits.
*Garrus Vakarian counted to infinity - twice.
*If you can see Garrus Vakarian, he can see you. If you can't see Garrus Vakarian you may be only seconds away from death.
*When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Garrus Vakarian.
*In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Garrus Vakarian, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
*Garrus Vakarian is c
Mass Effect Icons (New Everywhere) 08/20/2013:iconravingcollectorplz: :iconme2logo1::iconme2logo2::iconme2logo3: :iconravingcollectorplz:Mass Effect Icons (New Everywhere) 08/20/20134 years ago in Personal More Like This
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Turian facts you maybe didn't know! UpdatedUpdate: :iconNemeZusatee: You can add to the list: Turians are viviparous (officially confirmed - http://twitter.com/#!/patsquinade/status/92455499546632193)Turian facts you maybe didn't know! Updated4 years ago in Personal More Like This
So turians give live birth! I've been curious about that for the longest time, honestly. While this is really cool, I certainly hope it isn't cause for BOOBS. Seriously, no thanks.
Way awesome of you guys to ask Weekes this! <3
However...there is that one question I bet we all ponder over...
HOW do they sleep? Are there...special fringe-friendly pillows? Standing up? Pillow showed down into the cowl? On their stomach?
I keep picturing the cowl pillow. A guy with his cowl stuffed full of cozy. That makes me happy.
I think about this...all day. Every day.
This list was put together by Mr. Graz :iconikraiga: and Squeeze the Fish, figured I'd share it with my fellow turianphiles here, unless you've already seen it.
These are all canonical facts.
Four new, official, trailers!It's a media blowout, people. Let's waste no time getting into it.Four new, official, trailers!3 years ago in Personal More Like This
For the RPG-element enthusiasts, we have the Customization trailer:
We also have another showcase of Mass Effect 3's new and improved combat.
We have an trailer for the Story and Choice/Consequences mechanics. Note; there is a bunch of new footage, but mostly just cool new battle clips and a very short excerpt from a mission that shows the different outcomes of a mid-mission choice.
And lastly we have the Enemies Trailer. This is the special trailer for two reasons. One; it finally shows gives a first look at one of ME3's main antagonists, and secondly; it shows more Female Shepard. (And that Kaidan bloke, too.)
But stay tuned; David Silverman is saying the Female Shepard Trailer will finally be releas
Breast cancerHi, Most of you may know me as Leaf, But my real name is JadeBreast cancer4 months ago in Personal More Like This
I know someone who has breast cancer, and she's had it for a few months
she was my fresh man Algebra 2 Teacher
But she wasn't only my teacher;she was much more than that
In freshman year, I was going through some very sick movements, I had post traumatic stress disorder because of an incident that occurred in 7th-8th grade, And It involved me almost throwing up I front of my class mates during math class
Now throwing up doesn't seem that bad to some people, But It's Somethinn that terrifies me so badly, To have a phobia of
Ever since that incident I constantly had this state of mind of where if I ate lunch or food at school, The same Thing would happen all over and I'll throw up in front of everyone and my life would be ruined because people saw me and Theyll always think of me as the girl who threw up
I never ate at school; Because I was too scared of it happening again
I didn't eat, I never did
Not eating cause
7 More Bed Time Stories, part 219June2012 update: This is an update to correct for the fact that there was no galley in ME1. I added a few extra tidbits for your enjoyment if you care to read it again.7 More Bed Time Stories, part 23 years ago in Personal More Like This
This story is turning out a lot longer than I intended. Writing from Garrus' point of view is a struggle. Thanks to Lordess-Alicia for her Deviation "Goodnight Shepard" that inspired most of this story. You can see it here: http://lordess-alicia.deviantart.com/gallery/?offset=192#/d3hev8m
Note the semi crazed look in Garrus' eye.
More Bed Time Stories, part 2
It was about oh-two hundred hours and I was crouched down, rummaging through the little beer cooler that Joker had tucked away under the mess hall table. I heard the doors of her quarters swish open and there she was. Her lithe form was seductively out of uniform, sheathed in silky black bed clothes with a spotted animal type print that showed the soft curves, yet left everything to the wild imagination.
And there I was…. wearing only my military shorts that bare
Mass Effect 3 - Happy Ending Mod...Mass Effect 3 - Happy Ending Mod2 years ago in Personal More Like This
Yet again the Mass Effect Fandom proved that it will not leave the ending in the state it was presented in the game. A certain (fan!) mod was created (and is right now in the testing phase) a Happy Ending Mod for ME3. We can destroy the Reapers, Shepard lives (EDI and Geth too) and most importantly of all we don't have to worry about the Star Child.
Instruction how to install it and the mod itself can be found here:
You can also check how the mod works here on youtube:
And a few pictures:
( source of images-> http://lady-blackfish.tumblr.com )
6 More Bed Time Stories, part 1Want to read the original Bedtime Stories? This is the link: http://fav.me/d4z8cm76 More Bed Time Stories, part 13 years ago in Personal More Like This
More Bed Time Stories, part 1
#6 in THE DIARY of JANE
It was another evening of cross species cultural exchange on route to Vermire; ETA 36 hours. Poker was the game of choice on the Normandy and this evening the table was packed. Most of the officers and the "Saren" team were there. The humans, Alenko, Adams, Pressly, Moreau, Chakwas, Williams, and of course Shepard were dealt in. Liara, Tali played but Wrex and I did not.
I sipped from the bottle of French brandy that Shepard had given me for stepping in front of her and taking a hit when her shields were disabled on Noveria and listened to the chatter. Wrex was hitting on Tali and telling her that he still remembered what Quarians looked like before the suits. I could never tell if Wrex was serious about getting her in the sack, but Tali seemed to always take it in stride. She told him if she ever wanted to use his body for her pleasure, sh
5-The Diary of Jane (Jane's List for Garrus)5-The Diary of Jane (Jane's List for Garrus)3 years ago in Personal More Like This
Jane's List for Garrus
1. Please don't sharpen your talons on the furniture. I've provided a special post for this in the room behind the laundry where you put your weights and gym equipment.
2. I love sushi too, but I prefer it dead before I eat it. I know you love to fish but please don't do this in front of me again. I nearly fainted and you know I've seen some grisly things.
3. I don't need to hear again how your mom use to deep fry things that look like my hamster, and serve them as appetizers.
4. Please don't use my knitting yarn as dental floss. I sent to Palaven for a new supply for you. It will be here in a few days.
5. I get it that casting is a family activity for Turians, but humans are just not with that hairball kind of thing. I love you dearly, but there are some things I can't do with you, so please regurgitate that stuff in private.
Garrus' List for Jane
1. If you find the seat up, leave it up. I live here too. Will double the size of the master
8 More Bed Time Stories, part 3- the conclusion.19June2012: a few corrections and details added today. Enjoy.8 More Bed Time Stories, part 3- the conclusion.3 years ago in Personal More Like This
Author's Note: thank you for your attention and patience with my many typos.
More Bed Time Stories, part 3- the conclusion.
She returned to the mess hall table with a large yellow Mylar bag and tossed it to me.
"Check this out," she said.
I read the label out loud. "Salt and Vinegar Potato Chips. Safe for Humans, Asari, Turians and Quarians. What is this?" I asked.
"Ah… I can eat that." I read over the ingredient list. "Sodium chloride, sodium acetate, no chiral centers, very good." I slit the top of the bag with my talons. She grabbed a bowl from shelf and I poured the chips in. I took one and placed it on my tongue, very conscious that she was watching my reaction. It was crunchy, salty with a hint of vinegar and as it sat on my tongue I could taste the sweet of starch turning to sugar...
"We have these on Palaven. Thank you, I love them."
"Your tongue is blue," she said as she held the bowl out to me.
When Voice Meets FaceDear Universe,When Voice Meets Face2 years ago in Personal More Like This
New Role: Teaching Anatomy for ArtistsToday was the first day for me as an instructor in the German Jordanian University. I will be teaching "Anatomy for Artists" during the semester.New Role: Teaching Anatomy for Artists2 years ago in Personal More Like This
It's been in the talks since December but communication was cut off during the University's mid-year break and I thought they changed their minds about me, but they contacted me again past Saturday to let me know that the semester has begun and provided me with the schedule for my classes.
Successful people often say "Do what you love and it'll take you places"
I always believed in that and this is a living proof.
I was excited from the moment they told me, and for those who know me, know that the feeling of excitement is nearly non-existent in me. I had two fairs, I booked a booth at MEFCC, I was a finalist in an international contest, I had an interview on TV and a magazine, etc. But I was never excited or ever felt really accomplished.
But I am about this. Thank God.
Maybe it's the act of giving back what God has blessed me with. Maybe it'
Results: Literature Community Chat EventThank you to everyone who attended our chat. It wasn't a bad turnout and we got to see some new (and old) faces, so hoorayResults: Literature Community Chat Event1 year ago in Literature Features More Like This
I completely failed to take names, but from the CV/admin end, we had:
Lit CVs: DorianHarper GrimFace242 neurotype
Fan Fiction CV: SingingFlames
Extra Monkey: wreckling (okay, fine, he was on the Lit team until he got a jooooob )
We mostly talked about interacting with the community, both as an individual and through Groups, and what it exactly that CVs do on the site. All of you are always welcome to ask us if you have any questions—if there's something we can't answer, we'll tell you, so let us worry about that—so go for it! You can note us individually if you have questions or comments.
(And, yeah, we'll go ahead and drop in answers to the stuff posted here!)
For ideas or topics you'd like to see us cover, either in Project Educate or just as a thing, please note CRLiterature —they're easier to track.
Alluring Innocence*One-shot, going to warn now. Kink filled, definite M writing. I do not regret this, even though it is damn naughty, the characters are not real so I can get away with it, hopefully. I do not own Dragon Age, or the characters mentioned. I am just playing around with them for a bit, and I only own Amalie. Thanks to Zulija for helping name this when my brain failed to do that. She is awesome. *Alluring Innocence2 years ago in Personal More Like This
Zevran sat in the Blooming Rose, eyeing up a few of the new 'employees'. They included a beautiful young Elven woman and a very handsome young man. For some unknown reason, he looked away and as the front door opened, he saw her, walking past and shot up, walking through the door. His Crow training meant he got a good look at this woman without her having any knowledge of his presence.
She was stunning, long chestnut hair flowed down to her waist. She was shopping with a man, he didn't look much older than her so Zevran assumed that he was her brother. She turned in his d
5 Tips: World-Building TemplateEDIT: If you like this journal entry, check out The Sarcastic Guide to Writing ebook http://www.amazon.com/The-Sarcastic-Guide-Writing-ebook/dp/B005TOCC1C for exclusive content on world-building, character, and dialogue!5 Tips: World-Building Template5 years ago in Personal More Like This
Colors: (An example would be red, white, and blue)
Symbol: (An example would be stars and stripes.)
Races: (The races that inhabit the area, whether or not theyre native.)
Government: (Feudal system, caste system, oligarchy, parliament, democracy, plutocracy?)
Religion: (Monotheism? Pantheism? Atheism?)
Resources: (What does the country export? Import? Make? Is famous for?)
Description of Major Cities: (I do this to get a feel for the areas the characters will be visiting.)
Quote: (What someone from this area would talk like, or talk about.)
History: (Everyone comes from somewhere. Peop
American Mcgee's Newest Game: OZombieAmerican Mcgee has returned and is planning to create a new video game: OZombie. The story and art style is suppose to be a lot like Alice: Madness Returns' and Akaneiro: Demon Hunters'. So the story is that Dorothy's great-great-granddaughter joins forces with Tin Woodman and Lion to fight Scarecrow's zombie army for control of Oz.American Mcgee's Newest Game: OZombie2 years ago in Deviant Events More Like This
Here's the link to the KickStarter: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/spicyhorse/ozombie
"OZombie is a narrative-driven action-adventure game set within an alternate version of the Oz universe created by L. Frank Baum. The game's themes and characters are inspired by Baum’s deeply imaginative books (all 14 of them!) then filtered through the story and art treatment you've seen applied to our other games like Alice: Madness Returns and Akaneiro: Demon Hunters.
OZombie will be first and foremost a single player game. You'll play as Dorothy and be able to persuade many of the captivating fiction’s familiar characters such as Tik Tok and Billina t
Literature Improvements, Emoticon SidebarToday we're bringing you several improvements to your experience with literature and Journals on deviantART!Literature Improvements, Emoticon Sidebar2 years ago in DeviantArt Announcements More Like This
Updates to Literature Appearance
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Naruto 628....Because SO EXCITED!!!Madz face gave me the shitz today...so i thought i'd do a GIf spreeNaruto 628....Because SO EXCITED!!!2 years ago in Personal More Like This
I recommend you play this track while looking at them xxx
Hope you enjoy
Naruto 623...AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNaruto 623...2 years ago in Personal More Like This
And that is my review xxx
11 Palaven 2183-3 The Memoirs of Garrus VakarianPalaven 2183-3. I did not make it back to the Citadel before the Normandy disembarked. I did send Shepard e-chat by a public account. Her reply had its headers cleanse of source nodes by the Alliance military. The Normandy was silent running and I could not join the crew now. She missed my valuable insights and humor. The ship was safe and they'd seen no action so far.11 Palaven 2183-3 The Memoirs of Garrus Vakarian3 years ago in Personal More Like This
I wanted to tell her a great deal but with the Alliance brass clearly reading the chat I confined myself to some professional "its been and honor to serve" comments and a polite reminder that I still owed her a drink.
Since I was "officially" back in the turian military ("whether you like it or not" were the Primearch's words), I had access to mass relay transit information. I was able to keep track of where the Normandy cruised; somewhere primarily in the regions of the Omega and Hourglass nebulae.
On Palaven the Hierarchy had not been expecting me exactly, they had sent for me, but it had been an invitation
What James Vega hatin' says about youThere are many factors that make a particular character resonate with a particular type of person. I find it fascinating when a character, especially one that gets so little actual story time in the Mass Effect games like James Vega, inspires such vitriol in an engaged audience. Everywhere his story is discussed, someone posts a nasty comment that they hate him or call him names.What James Vega hatin' says about you3 years ago in Art Features More Like This
I'm not arguing that the game creators didn't drop the ball on his story. He could have been much more interesting. But the qualities that Vega's fans see in him don't go skin-deep. Even his physical appearance hints at a hidden depth, which almost always affects other areas of life and character development. This is the reason why I started writing the James Vega origins story, The One That Got Away, to show how these shallow elements, hinted at in the game and the boring Homeworlds comic, could have been made into a really interesting story and likeable character.
Soft Garrus Song :3Soft Garrus, warm Garrus "hey can this wait?"Soft Garrus Song :33 years ago in Personal More Like This
Happy Garrus, sleepy Garrus, "I need to calibrate."
Soft Garrus, warm Garrus "hey can this wait?"
Happy Garrus, sleepy Garrus, "I need to calibrate."
29-The Diary of JaneThanks to Greenmamba for the art that made this story possible! and to Ersbethshadowsong and Lordess Alicia whose art inspires so much of my writing!29-The Diary of Jane2 years ago in Personal More Like This
This may be my last entry, so I wanted to leave a quick record before we jump through the omega 4 relay.
Mom I love you, thank you for everything.
Anderson you've been my guide, my inspiration.
Admiral Hackett, it has been an honor to serve under you command.
Joker, I love you man.
Garrus… you've given me the happiest most passionately orgasmic moments of my life. Stay alive; there's no Shepard without Vakarian.
And Beep, my furry little friend, mama loves you. I'll be back for you.
We blew up the Collector base. The Illusive man is furious with me. But somehow we all survived and made it back. I almost can't believe it but I saved my crew. We found the hard evidence that the Reapers are on their way in for