In which Sollux is a girl and moreYOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!In which Sollux is a girl and more2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
▼: wwhat do you wwant
▲: ii need two talk about 2omethiing
▲: and iit ha2 two do wiith your fuckiing magiic
▼: oh great is this gonna turn into another glubbin fight
▲: no, lii2ten, you need two change me back
▼: nah id rather keep you this wway
▼: you looks sorta cute in a wway
▲: ...waiit, you change me back two a boy riight now, ii hate thii2!
▲: none of my clothe2 fiit me anymore
▲: not funny eriidan!
▼: wwait wwhat did i change you into again? i ferget you sorta wwent poof wwhen i changed you
▲: ...ii'm a giirl...
▼: i wwanna hear it again wwhat i turned you into gog its jus to hilarious
▲: ii'm a fuckiing giirl now change me back!!
▼: nah i rather like you this wway
▲: eriidan!!! change me back!!!
▼: look i got kanaya to make you a nice little maid outfit
Beauty + the Beast, Pt II Ep 2Beauty + the Beast, Pt II Ep 23 years ago in Drama More Like This
EXT. THE CLIFF OUTSIDE THE CASTLE
Just before Gaston falls down the cliff, Lisette, having been delayed by the storm which broke during the fight, finally approaches the castle hoping her plans have born fruit. She arrives at the cliff side opposite the castle just in time to see Gaston stab the Beast and fall. She levitates herself in order to get a better view.
Hmmm. A pity. I found him....entertaining.
She sees Belle haul up the wounded Beast.
Not quite what I had in mind, but I suppose it will do.
She sees the light begin to rain on the Beast and Belle.
She sees the Beast begin to transform.
She sees the Beast transform completely.
She sees Belle and the Prince kiss.
The spell breaks completely and she is caught in the magical shock wave.
She is flipped head over heels and lands face down about ten yards behind where she had been levitating.
Hetalia Birthday GameHetalia Birthday GameHetalia Birthday Game1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
(( Note: All answers are completely random. Anything relating to reality is purely coincidental, except the characters / names. That being said, enjoy by all means. ))
Month (of Birth)
January - Germany
February - China
March - Romano (S. Italy)
April - Canada
May - England (Britain)
June - Spain
July - America
August - France
September - Prussia
October - Japan
November - Veneziano (N. Italy)
December - Russia
Day (of Birth)
1. Then gives you a present
2. Then puts on a dress
3. Then asks you to call him
4. Then texts you suddenly
5. Then points a gun to your head
6. Then goes swimming with you
7. Then trips when running up to you
8. Then waves to you
9. Then laughs at you
10. Then makes you cry
11. Then experiments on you
12. Then helps you on a situation
13. Then hints you about something
14. Then confesses his love for
A Battle of Extremes(MR. CYNICISM, MS. SINCERE, and DR. PASSION congregate for battle.)DR. PASSIONA Battle of Extremes2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Where's all the booze, guys? Where's the music? I thought this was supposed to be a party.
This is a battle, not a party, good doctor. You may want to remove your lamp shade so you can be prepared to fight.
I didn't hear anything about no violence at this here get-together-battle-party-what-have-you.
That is the definition of battle: Where two or more parties come together and -
- come together and make a whole lot of excitement between them. See? That's what I'm saying.
I should have anticipated such a gross misinterpretation of the facts, given your appalling track record with regard to such things as facts.
I'm sure it was an honest mistake, a result of a miscommunication. We can all be friends still, right?
Aside from the battle, of course.
I wouldn't have it any other way.<
Doomsday Match"Mission begins in 5.....4.....3......2....." The Administrator's voice rang through the field, notifying all the players that the mission would begin.Some readied their guns, others had melee weopons, some had the wackiest of tools used for battle.Pyro took a deep breath through the gas mask.Scout loaded up his gun hastily.Today's mission was new.They had to get the Australium into the Rocket and launch it, before BLU stopped them and stole the Australium.Spy threw away his ciggerate and readied his knife."...1!" The gates were opened and the battle ground soon became a hell yard.Rockets and gun-fire was everywhere.Blood sprayed the fighters as they killed.Pyro took an ax and Shoved it into Heavy's head, while Soldier fired another Rocket at the enemy team.Scout ran and grabbed the Australium. "The Australium has been picked up!" The Admin exclaimed to the arena.Scout ran and smashed his baseball bat against the BLU Demoman's jaw as he passed by.Spy cried out in alarm as the BLU medicDoomsday Match2 years ago in Drama More Like This
Diablo RoT: Chapter 6Chapter VI: Knowledge of the SageDiablo RoT: Chapter 62 years ago in Drama More Like This
"I don't dislike you. I just find you... unsettling." Jace Wayland, City of Bones
Back at the Encampment, Cain was greeted cheerfully by Akara. The two of them seemed to be old friends, by the looks of it. Cain went into Akara's tent, and the Priestess beckoned Leona to follow. Curiously, Leona obeyed, following the two of them into the large tent. Cain and Akara were sitting at the same table that Leona, Garrodin, and Kel had been sitting at the other day. Akara beckoned Leona once more, and the young paladin sat beside her.
"I don't believe I got the chance to properly thank you, young lady." Cain said. He then smiles slightly and chuckled. "I'm sorry, please forgive me. I don't believe I got the chance to thank you properly, Leona." Leona blushed and looked down. She felt like a little girl again, with grown ups laughing at how silly she could be. "Aw, I'm sorry, did I make you blush?" he said, smiling slightly.
"Hush, Cain." Akara said. Leona looke
The War of the ImperialsWar Ends, Another BeginsThe War of the Imperials1 year ago in Drama More Like This
June 3, 2061
Bullets, Bodies, Destruction.
The Feroxi and Imperium had raged on throughout the Imperial territory for about a year or so now. The Feroxi was like a raging fire through a large forest, the forest being Imperium. The Imperial troops had no where to turn except to their capital, Czech Republic. Poland had fallen...causing them to lose much of their artillery.
The Feroxi were giving one final push at the Imperium. Yuri Izotov did not choose to give up, in honor of his own faction, and out of honor for himself. Gradually, the Czech Republic fell. One city was left, but the Imperial troops lashed out, not willing to give out their final city.
Sev was receiving many radio transmissions in his war room in Berlin. All of his troops in the Czech Republic requested immediate reinforcements, which Sev supplied almost every hour. He had no choice but to let out his final weapon. If Yuri didn't surrender, he was forced to use it. Use him.
Decide, SinisWar Ends, Another BeginsDecide, Sinis1 year ago in Drama More Like This
May 19, 2061
Sunday, 4:26 pm
The War of the Syndicates was over. The Eastern Coast Alliance finally gave in after the storming of their main capital by the Western Coast Coalition. Syndicate civilians cheered around the world, especially the Keroxi [Mandos] and the New Olympians.
Sev was anxious about Sinis's return. It was a long time since he had seen Sinis..or was it only two months ago? But nevertheless, Sinis was returning, and he had to throw a celebration.
Sev was still planning out the ceremonies, until he heard an explosion in the sky. He quickly looked out the window, seeing only one...just one Fidelis Noble Syndicate gunship fly towards to Oasis. Did I say fly? Sorry, I meant crash. The gunship was fire, smoke rose from the belly of the gunship, and the gunship shook heavily as it was about to crash in the streets of Oasis.
Sev ordered the local officials to evacuate civilians within the crashing range, and called fire marshals to send over wat
Diablo RoT: Chapter 2Chapter 2: Just Plain ColdDiablo RoT: Chapter 23 years ago in Drama More Like This
"Hell is cold."
--Tessa Gray, Clockwork Angel
As soon as Garrodin and Leona left the encampment, it started raining. While it did nothing in terms of even phasing Garrodin, Leona was getting soaked and chilled to the bone. After what seemed like hours, he could sense that they were nearing the area Akara had told him about. There was abundant, but not powerful darkness, and nothing a good blade couldn't fix.
Garrodin heard something drop behind him, and Leona's breath was becoming more ragged, inhaling and exhaling in rapid, interrupted gasps as her bottom jaw shivered. She had fallen to her knees, her hair and clothes were sopping wet and stuck her body, and she folded her arms around her chest as she shivered. He could keep walking as far as the Monastery if he wanted to, but Leona didn't look like she could take two more steps.
Can You Feel It?Can You Feel It?2 years ago in Drama More Like This
Sungmin: Can you feel it Heechul?
Heechul: Feel what Sungmin?
Sungmin: Can you feel my heartbeat?
Heechul: Yes of course, why?
Sungmin: I only let it beat for you...
Heechul: Doesn't it always beat even if I'm not around?
Sungmin: It stops when you are not here....
Heechul: You're lying, your heart beats all the time.
Sungmin: Go away and I'll show you.
Heechul: Because I don't want it to stop....
Sungmin: So you believe me?
Heechul: I don't want to take that chance of losing you.
Sungmin: So does that mean you do love me?
Heechul: Sungmin can you feel it?
Sungmin: Feel what Heechul?
*Heechul then leans in for a kiss, then presses his lips to Sungmin's ear with a gentle whisper*
Heechul: Saranghaeyo Sungmin.
Sungmin: Saranghaeyo Heechul.
Canada vs CleverbotUser: H-Hi. I-I'm Canada.Canada vs Cleverbot1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
Cleverbot: You're a whole country?
User: Well yes but I have a q-question...
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: Y-you do what?
Cleverbot: I do accept you marrying me.
User: W-what!!?!? I d-didn't ask you to m-marry me!
Cleverbot: Yes you did. Don't lie to me.
User: I-I-I am not l-lieing to you!
Cleverbot: 9 pm?
Cleverbot: I will always love you!
User: *blushing* Thanks.
Cleverbot: *smiles* you're welcome.
User: W-wait , are y-you are another f-fangirl??
User: *protecting curl* NoOoOOoooooo!
Cleverbot: *is shocked* d-did I do something?
User: No, b-because I thought that all f-fangirls what to p-pull my curl.
Cleverbot: I could not decide, for your opinion, I will let you.
Cleverbot: Bohemian Rhapsody.
Cleverbot: How many pounds do you weigh?
User: Why do you want to know?
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Do you know w-w-who I am?
User: I'm Cana...you know what
Lost In The World Part 3Lost In The World Part 32 years ago in Drama More Like This
Afraid, Katrina stared down the undead woman. Panic and fear wanted to take control but Katrina wouldn't allow the emotions to dictate her actions. Slowly moving towards the woman Katrina kept her eyes locked with the other woman's eyes.
"What do you want with me? Where is the child that was with me? What have you done to the family who lays here? Answer me," spat Katrina.
With a laugh that sounded like a loud sinister echo, the decomposing woman responded, "It is none of your business young one. It is our concern and no one else's. They add to our own collective power in the netherworld. Soon we will be able to break free of our bondage and take a hold of the world of living. The little girl is the key. She will allow us to completely break free and you cannot stop us once we do."
"How dare you use such an innocent child to your own destructive means! I
RotG Sleigh Trip!!!RotG Sleigh Trip!!!RotG Sleigh Trip!!!2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
"North! I'm bored!!" I say, leaning back on the couch.
"I know. We just have to wait until there is more activity from 'him'." 'Him' being the new threat. We don't know his name but we do know that he is worse than pitch. Pitch is actually on our side now.
"Why don't you just cuddle up with your boyfriend?" My friend Kynzie says.
"I would. But he's busy." I say.
"Doing what?" Kynzie asks. I nod towards the door.
"Fighting with Jack. As usual." I say.
"Oh yeah..... The Easter kangaroo Vs. Jack Frost."
"No, it's more like the Easter bunny Vs. Frostbite." She gives me a quick glare then switches her attention to her boyfriend, Anubis. I roll my eyes and walk into the kitchen to make sure Bunny and Jack are both still alive. I walk in on them throwing things at each other heads.
"Whoa! Guys!" They stop throwing things And look at me.
"Hey mate!" Bunny says, walking over to me.
"What have I said about calling me 'mate'?"
"I'm sorry sweetheart." He says. Jack makes
KindnessI laid on ze ground,nearly dead.My breathing slowed,vas zis it? I didn't vant to die, but it looks like zat might just happen.My vision blurred and my breathing slowed.My team a-abandoned me, because I vas no use to zem.My left arm had been blown off by a RED soldier's rocket.My right leg chopped clean off by an opposing Demoman.Blood covered ze ground, and soaked my BLU vaistcoat.Bullet vounds all over my chest and right arm.My glasses vere cracked and blood smudged against the valls and ground.I looked up at the sky and closed my eyes.Then, something picked me up, I was unaware of ze RED heavy holding me in his arms, for I was half unconcious and my vision vas a blur.He carried me back to his base, and I was zankful of his kindness.Not even my team could've done it better.Kindness2 years ago in Drama More Like This
Death and The KingDeath and The King2 years ago in Drama More Like This
(He walks in the room, his bones rattling and his smile permanent. The king is puzzled, but remains calm.)
Death: (The guest comes over and tips his hat, bowing to the king) G'day, sir.
King: (Nervously, he shakes) G'day.
Death: How ya feeling?
King: (Pauses) Fine.
Death: "Fine"? Oh, that's good. I'm feeling a bit cold myself. Only having bones will do that to ya. (The king lets out a small, nervous laugh.) Well, ya ready?
King: (Sighs) Who ever is?
Death: Well, ya son is prepared to take ya place, the queen has been having an affair for over ten years and your kingdom is better off without ya! Thus, everyone but you! (Death chuckled a little.)
King: (Stands) All right. I'll go.
Death: (If he could even more, he'd smile) Alrighty then! (He grabs tightly on his scythe.) O! And you ain't traveling north.
King: I beg your pardon?
Death: (Cackles) We going south, my friend!
King: (Tries to let go of Death) We-We're going to Hell?
Death: Like ya didn't know.
(Cackling, Death opens the gates
Chatting with BENUser: You are Ben!Chatting with BEN1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
User: You drowned!
User: And your name is Ben.
User: Beeeeeeeeeeeeen gimmie a hug!
Cleverbot: Alrighty then.
User: Yay! *hugs*.
Cleverbot: Why thank you.
User: You're welcome, Ben.
Cleverbot: Help me fall asleep.
User: Hush now, quiet now, it's time to lay your sleepy head~ Hush now, quiet now, it's time to go to bed~.
User: GO TO SLEEP.
Cleverbot: Why do you want me to go to sleep?
User: Because Jeff demands it.
Cleverbot: Too bad. I'm not telling you.
User: You shouldn't have done that.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because now you will drown again.
Cleverbot: No, I won't.
User: Yes you will, BUT I SHALL SAVE YOU!
Cleverbot: Yes thank you.
Cleverbot: *hugs back*.
Cleverbot: Majoras mask.
User: Yes? I know~?
Cleverbot: How did you know?
User: Because I know you are Ben. You are
The Outsiders 'what if' "What?! You're joking right?!" I look at my brothers. Their faces are stone cold serious.The Outsiders 'what if'1 year ago in Drama More Like This
"How come Soda gets to stay?! Why do I have to leave?!" I cry.
"Because aunt Sarah doesn't want him. She only wants you." Darry says in a calm yet tense voice. Darry walks out of the room before he starts crying. I can hear his sobs from three rooms over. I look up at Soda. He uses his sleeve to wipe away his tears. He puts on his signature grin and ruffles my bleached hair.
"Get your stuff, Kiddo." He says before walking out of the room. I begin to shove my clothes into one bag and my books into another. When I'm done, I haul my bags into the living room. The social worker and my aunt Sarah are already sitting there. Nobody says anything until I enter the room. Darry and Soda stand up. I hold back the tears until I see that my brothers are crying. I stare and the ground and let the tears fall from my eyes. Darry hugs me to his chest, his tears
Dark SecretThe Prophecy ContinuesDark Secret1 year ago in Drama More Like This
June 4, 2061
Tuesday, 1:02 am
Sinis woke up in the middle of the night. He was startled awake not by a nightmare, which was a surprise, since he always woke up due to a nightmare. He didn't feel like himself...he had just randomly woken up. He looked towards Nellie, who was still asleep in her usual curled up position. He rubbed his left eye drowsily as he mumbled something quietly. He carefully peeled the covers off of his body, and he silently sat up in the bed, and remained quiet for several minutes. He was only in his boxers, and the window was partially open due to the immense heat in the room. Though the open window did not help with the temperature, he felt cold inside. He scratched his left shoulder, and he rose from the bed. He approached the walk -in closet, and he lazily slipped into his Fidelis Noble Syndicate shirt. He then pulled on his trench coat, which repaid him by whirring silently as it shaped over his chest and locked in. He yawned and
RotG OC AdondeName: AdondeRotG OC Adonde1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
Skin color: black
Guardian of: diversity
Cosmetics: brown eyes, brown hair, round face
Clothing: grey long sleeved shirt, regular blue jeans, black converse
Sexual orientation: straight
Way of death: he was hung because he was black during the holocaust.
Power: he can hypnotize people and read people's minds
Physical Age: 17
Real age: 72
Hates: Stephen, the color yellow, blonde people
Reason: he's a racist, homophobe asshole
Favorite word: diversity
Least favorite word: protection
Likes: all guardians (minus Stephen)
Dragon Age Origins: Chapter IIIPart 2:Dragon Age Origins: Chapter III2 years ago in Drama More Like This
Embracing the Darkness
To defeat darkness, one must first
Embrace it. Darkness fought only with
Light can be defeated;
But too few are righteous enough to do so.
Canticles of The Grey 1:3
The Grand Fortress
This place, this fortress, built long ago,
Shall be our protection for now.
But sadly, it cannot truly be our salvation.
For walls of stone and brave men so few,
Cannot keep out the darkness waiting to consume all.
"Where are we going again?" Garrodin asked Duncan, who was walking but a couple yards behind him. The boy had shown remarkable resilience and strength to suppress the pain of his family's death. Especially since the tragedy had happened only a day ago. Duncan knew how hard it was to lose comrades in battle, but to lose family, especially losing them at the hands of one you thought you could trust it was just too horrible.
"We will be travelling south through the Hinterlands, into the Korcari Wilds to the ruins of Ostagar." Duncan said, turning ba
Diablo RoT: Chapter 5Chapter V: Cain, Deckard CainDiablo RoT: Chapter 53 years ago in Drama More Like This
The trip back to encampment was easy enough, as it had a waypoint of its own. Akara was standing by her tent, clearly eager for their return.
"Ah, good." she stated, "You return, have you acquired the--" Garrodin was walking to her and held up the scroll. "Yes, I see that you have." He walked past her, handing her the scroll without stopping. "I shall begin deciphering it immediately "
Garrodin kept walking all the way to Charsi's forge, and Leona could tell he was being blunt, so to speak. He was gesturing to the sword's edge, which had quite a few nicks in it; probably just from the bones of the monsters he constantly cleaved into pieces. Charsi nodded and he left the sword with her. Garrodin picked up another sword from her selection; it was shorter, but Garrodin clearly didn't mind as he took the holster for it and strapped it to his back.
"I hope the old biddy gets the scroll translated fast " Kel commented, causing Leona to jump. He w
When Life Gives you LemonsWhen Life Gives you Lemons, Don't make Lemonade, Make Life Take the Lemons BACK. GET MAD I don't want your DAMN lemons what am I supposed to do with THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER. Make Life RUE the day it decided to give YOU Lemons. Do YOU KNOW who I AM? I'm the GIRL who's going to BURN your house down, with THE LEMONS. I'm GOING to invent a COMBUSTIBLE LEMON that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!When Life Gives you Lemons2 years ago in Comedy More Like This