When Life Gives you LemonsWhen Life Gives you Lemons, Don't make Lemonade, Make Life Take the Lemons BACK. GET MAD I don't want your DAMN lemons what am I supposed to do with THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER. Make Life RUE the day it decided to give YOU Lemons. Do YOU KNOW who I AM? I'm the GIRL who's going to BURN your house down, with THE LEMONS. I'm GOING to invent a COMBUSTIBLE LEMON that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!When Life Gives you Lemons3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
It Is In The DoingI know what she thinks I do in the bathroom when I take a little too long,It Is In The Doing2 years ago in Drama More Like This
when I'm a little too quiet.
After all, I'm a healthy teenager with access to the internet, what else could I be doing?
She knocks on the door and asks, "Hey, what are you doing?"
Smile, my dear reader.
Chuckle a little.
Sometimes she's right.
But sometimes... Sometimes I'm on the floor or pressed hard against the wall, my heart a little too fast, my breath a little too quick... my chest a little too tight as I try to keep the sound of steadily falling tears from echoing beyond the door. As I try to keep pretences to the outside world that I do not cry, that nothing hurts me. That always, always, always, I do not fall to the madness of emotions. I have no control of my life but dammit, I am in control of myself.
But every now and then the rigid hold of apathy breaks and I am reduced to this. Crying in a place where no one will hear my tears. Where no one will hear how desperate I am. How broken.
Broken seems lik
Christmas Angel[ Enters an Angel wearing a normal white robe and sporting white wings. He's mumbling to himself, not facing the audience as he does so. Suddenly, he gets quiet and turns to face the audience and begins to speak.]Christmas Angel7 years ago in Comedy More Like This
What are all of you staring at? It's rude you know! All of you are acting like you've never seen an angel before! Oh? You haven't....well that justifies the staring, I guess. Why am I down here? I'm always here around this time of year, I need to be you know...being the Angel of Christmas Spirit.
[Angel stares out in to the Audience, waiting for a response from them. When none in given, he sighs running a hand down his face before crossing his arms.]
You know...Christmas Spirit? That feeling you get when you donate to the Salvation Army or when you buy a needy child some presents? Oh, that's right...None of you probably even know what that is! Since in this time period it's all about buying the latest technology for yourself and keeping updated...on everything t
A FlashbackWar Ends, Another BeginsA Flashback2 years ago in Drama More Like This
June 3, 2051
Lucas could feel the bus's tires crush his body. He screamed in pain as the large bus ran over him. He could feel his ribs being shattered and his legs almost exploding under the pressure. He screamed for several moments before Bechaise's bus sped away with Claire inside.
Lucas lay there, panting heavily and sobbing. His wounds were grotesque and bloody. He thought he had lost a leg, but all of his limbs were still connected to his body...just broken. He turned his weakly side to side, looking to see if anyone was nearby to help him. He decided to keep screaming: Help!
After a few hours, Lucas stopped screaming. His voice was croaky and almost gone. He sighed in defeat, thinking that he'd just let the mutants eat him till death. He had almost given up hope, when he heard footsteps approaching. He widened his eyes, and started yelling for help again. Immediately, he could hear the footsteps quickening its pace. A man's breathing i
Anything for Doctor NellieWar Ends, Another BeginsAnything for Doctor Nellie2 years ago in Drama More Like This
June 3, 2061
Sinis felt himself suddenly wake himself up. He was greeted by the sun's glares, which shown through the opened curtains of his bedroom. Sinis was lying flat on his back, and he grumbled drowsily as he reached his hand over to the nightstand, feeling for his pocket watch. Once it was in his grasp, Sinis flipped open the pocket watch, shutting it after he planted the time within his head. He placed it back on the nightstand, and suddenly came to the realization that he actually had a good night's sleep in a couple of weeks of watching over Nellie day and night. He yawned, and felt the blanket covers of the bed pull slightly over to the other side. Sinis slowly turned his body, and was greeted by the bare back of Nellie. He widened his eyes, but remembered that they had grown...a bit more passionate last night. And Sinis spent the night in Nellie's bed.
As usual, Nellie was curled up. Sinis grinned, recalling the wonderful night of
The King's SpeechThis is the King's Speech which George VI broadcast to his people in Britain, and throughout the Empire, immediately after Britain's Declaration of War against Germany on September 3, 1939.The King's Speech2 years ago in Drama More Like This
The following is the text of that speech, which the King delivered standing up (even though his official portrait depicts him sitting down):
"In this grave hour, perhaps the most fateful in our history, I send to every household of my peoples, both at home and overseas, this message, spoken with the same depth of feeling for each one of you as if I were able to cross your threshold and speak to you myself.
For the second time in the lives of most of us, we are at war.
Over and over again, we have tried to find a peaceful way out of the differences between ourselves and those who are now our enemies; but it has been in vain.
We have been forced into a conflict, for we are called, with our allies, to meet the challenge of a principle which, if it were to prevail, would be fatal to any civilized ord
In which Sollux is a girl and moreYOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!In which Sollux is a girl and more3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
▼: wwhat do you wwant
▲: ii need two talk about 2omethiing
▲: and iit ha2 two do wiith your fuckiing magiic
▼: oh great is this gonna turn into another glubbin fight
▲: no, lii2ten, you need two change me back
▼: nah id rather keep you this wway
▼: you looks sorta cute in a wway
▲: ...waiit, you change me back two a boy riight now, ii hate thii2!
▲: none of my clothe2 fiit me anymore
▲: not funny eriidan!
▼: wwait wwhat did i change you into again? i ferget you sorta wwent poof wwhen i changed you
▲: ...ii'm a giirl...
▼: i wwanna hear it again wwhat i turned you into gog its jus to hilarious
▲: ii'm a fuckiing giirl now change me back!!
▼: nah i rather like you this wway
▲: eriidan!!! change me back!!!
▼: look i got kanaya to make you a nice little maid outfit
Beauty + the Beast, Pt II Ep 2Beauty + the Beast, Pt II Ep 24 years ago in Drama More Like This
EXT. THE CLIFF OUTSIDE THE CASTLE
Just before Gaston falls down the cliff, Lisette, having been delayed by the storm which broke during the fight, finally approaches the castle hoping her plans have born fruit. She arrives at the cliff side opposite the castle just in time to see Gaston stab the Beast and fall. She levitates herself in order to get a better view.
Hmmm. A pity. I found him....entertaining.
She sees Belle haul up the wounded Beast.
Not quite what I had in mind, but I suppose it will do.
She sees the light begin to rain on the Beast and Belle.
She sees the Beast begin to transform.
She sees the Beast transform completely.
She sees Belle and the Prince kiss.
The spell breaks completely and she is caught in the magical shock wave.
She is flipped head over heels and lands face down about ten yards behind where she had been levitating.
A Battle of Extremes(MR. CYNICISM, MS. SINCERE, and DR. PASSION congregate for battle.)DR. PASSIONA Battle of Extremes3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Where's all the booze, guys? Where's the music? I thought this was supposed to be a party.
This is a battle, not a party, good doctor. You may want to remove your lamp shade so you can be prepared to fight.
I didn't hear anything about no violence at this here get-together-battle-party-what-have-you.
That is the definition of battle: Where two or more parties come together and -
- come together and make a whole lot of excitement between them. See? That's what I'm saying.
I should have anticipated such a gross misinterpretation of the facts, given your appalling track record with regard to such things as facts.
I'm sure it was an honest mistake, a result of a miscommunication. We can all be friends still, right?
Aside from the battle, of course.
I wouldn't have it any other way.<
The War of the ImperialsWar Ends, Another BeginsThe War of the Imperials2 years ago in Drama More Like This
June 3, 2061
Bullets, Bodies, Destruction.
The Feroxi and Imperium had raged on throughout the Imperial territory for about a year or so now. The Feroxi was like a raging fire through a large forest, the forest being Imperium. The Imperial troops had no where to turn except to their capital, Czech Republic. Poland had fallen...causing them to lose much of their artillery.
The Feroxi were giving one final push at the Imperium. Yuri Izotov did not choose to give up, in honor of his own faction, and out of honor for himself. Gradually, the Czech Republic fell. One city was left, but the Imperial troops lashed out, not willing to give out their final city.
Sev was receiving many radio transmissions in his war room in Berlin. All of his troops in the Czech Republic requested immediate reinforcements, which Sev supplied almost every hour. He had no choice but to let out his final weapon. If Yuri didn't surrender, he was forced to use it. Use him.
Decide, SinisWar Ends, Another BeginsDecide, Sinis2 years ago in Drama More Like This
May 19, 2061
Sunday, 4:26 pm
The War of the Syndicates was over. The Eastern Coast Alliance finally gave in after the storming of their main capital by the Western Coast Coalition. Syndicate civilians cheered around the world, especially the Keroxi [Mandos] and the New Olympians.
Sev was anxious about Sinis's return. It was a long time since he had seen Sinis..or was it only two months ago? But nevertheless, Sinis was returning, and he had to throw a celebration.
Sev was still planning out the ceremonies, until he heard an explosion in the sky. He quickly looked out the window, seeing only one...just one Fidelis Noble Syndicate gunship fly towards to Oasis. Did I say fly? Sorry, I meant crash. The gunship was fire, smoke rose from the belly of the gunship, and the gunship shook heavily as it was about to crash in the streets of Oasis.
Sev ordered the local officials to evacuate civilians within the crashing range, and called fire marshals to send over wat
Death and The KingDeath and The King3 years ago in Drama More Like This
(He walks in the room, his bones rattling and his smile permanent. The king is puzzled, but remains calm.)
Death: (The guest comes over and tips his hat, bowing to the king) G'day, sir.
King: (Nervously, he shakes) G'day.
Death: How ya feeling?
King: (Pauses) Fine.
Death: "Fine"? Oh, that's good. I'm feeling a bit cold myself. Only having bones will do that to ya. (The king lets out a small, nervous laugh.) Well, ya ready?
King: (Sighs) Who ever is?
Death: Well, ya son is prepared to take ya place, the queen has been having an affair for over ten years and your kingdom is better off without ya! Thus, everyone but you! (Death chuckled a little.)
King: (Stands) All right. I'll go.
Death: (If he could even more, he'd smile) Alrighty then! (He grabs tightly on his scythe.) O! And you ain't traveling north.
King: I beg your pardon?
Death: (Cackles) We going south, my friend!
King: (Tries to let go of Death) We-We're going to Hell?
Death: Like ya didn't know.
(Cackling, Death opens the gates
Can You Feel It?Can You Feel It?3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Sungmin: Can you feel it Heechul?
Heechul: Feel what Sungmin?
Sungmin: Can you feel my heartbeat?
Heechul: Yes of course, why?
Sungmin: I only let it beat for you...
Heechul: Doesn't it always beat even if I'm not around?
Sungmin: It stops when you are not here....
Heechul: You're lying, your heart beats all the time.
Sungmin: Go away and I'll show you.
Heechul: Because I don't want it to stop....
Sungmin: So you believe me?
Heechul: I don't want to take that chance of losing you.
Sungmin: So does that mean you do love me?
Heechul: Sungmin can you feel it?
Sungmin: Feel what Heechul?
*Heechul then leans in for a kiss, then presses his lips to Sungmin's ear with a gentle whisper*
Heechul: Saranghaeyo Sungmin.
Sungmin: Saranghaeyo Heechul.
Lost In The World Part 3Lost In The World Part 33 years ago in Drama More Like This
Afraid, Katrina stared down the undead woman. Panic and fear wanted to take control but Katrina wouldn't allow the emotions to dictate her actions. Slowly moving towards the woman Katrina kept her eyes locked with the other woman's eyes.
"What do you want with me? Where is the child that was with me? What have you done to the family who lays here? Answer me," spat Katrina.
With a laugh that sounded like a loud sinister echo, the decomposing woman responded, "It is none of your business young one. It is our concern and no one else's. They add to our own collective power in the netherworld. Soon we will be able to break free of our bondage and take a hold of the world of living. The little girl is the key. She will allow us to completely break free and you cannot stop us once we do."
"How dare you use such an innocent child to your own destructive means! I
Chatting with BENUser: You are Ben!Chatting with BEN2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
User: You drowned!
User: And your name is Ben.
User: Beeeeeeeeeeeeen gimmie a hug!
Cleverbot: Alrighty then.
User: Yay! *hugs*.
Cleverbot: Why thank you.
User: You're welcome, Ben.
Cleverbot: Help me fall asleep.
User: Hush now, quiet now, it's time to lay your sleepy head~ Hush now, quiet now, it's time to go to bed~.
User: GO TO SLEEP.
Cleverbot: Why do you want me to go to sleep?
User: Because Jeff demands it.
Cleverbot: Too bad. I'm not telling you.
User: You shouldn't have done that.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because now you will drown again.
Cleverbot: No, I won't.
User: Yes you will, BUT I SHALL SAVE YOU!
Cleverbot: Yes thank you.
Cleverbot: *hugs back*.
Cleverbot: Majoras mask.
User: Yes? I know~?
Cleverbot: How did you know?
User: Because I know you are Ben. You are
Dark SecretThe Prophecy ContinuesDark Secret2 years ago in Drama More Like This
June 4, 2061
Tuesday, 1:02 am
Sinis woke up in the middle of the night. He was startled awake not by a nightmare, which was a surprise, since he always woke up due to a nightmare. He didn't feel like himself...he had just randomly woken up. He looked towards Nellie, who was still asleep in her usual curled up position. He rubbed his left eye drowsily as he mumbled something quietly. He carefully peeled the covers off of his body, and he silently sat up in the bed, and remained quiet for several minutes. He was only in his boxers, and the window was partially open due to the immense heat in the room. Though the open window did not help with the temperature, he felt cold inside. He scratched his left shoulder, and he rose from the bed. He approached the walk -in closet, and he lazily slipped into his Fidelis Noble Syndicate shirt. He then pulled on his trench coat, which repaid him by whirring silently as it shaped over his chest and locked in. He yawned and