Silent Irken chapter 1Silent Irken chapter 14 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Summery: AR (Alternate Reality), ZaDr! Aliens live on Earth along side humans and have jobs just like humans. Dib and his teacher Tharius Leaf; who is an alien himself stumble upon a young beaten alien in the street who like Tharius, is an Irken.
The tall Irken stood amongst the high school students as they got into their various transports. He put his hands on his hips as his green eyes scanned the crowed for any misbehaving teens. Without warning he grabbed a running Dib by the collar of his shirt and Torque in the other hand. "Why is it always you Torque, must you beat up every living thing you see?" He said. His voice sounded dull, as if he was board with all that was going on but it was always hard to tell. "Sorry sir " Dib replied but received a glare from Tharius. "Speak when spoken to smeet." Tharius said.
He took a glance at Torque and gave a snarl before asking the question once again for Torque. "Because Dib is so easy to pick on it almost makes me laugh." Torque said w
Silent Irken chapter 3Silent Irken chapter 34 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Zim and Dib walked in complete silence with Riz holding Zim's hand, she seemed to like him. The robot liked anyone really she mainly stuck to Dib when she wasn't with Tharius at the base. "And that is called a Mall; master doesn't like me going there for some reason." She said. Dib chuckled; she had been talking to the Irken non-stop but he could tell that Zim was annoyed. Maybe it was the fact that he was in the presence of a human who used to be a member of The SE. He really should think about getting that tattoo removed but getting them removed hurt.
"Tharius won't let you go to the mall because you almost blew up the food court." Dib replied. He knew he wasn't in the conversation but he felt that he needed to remind the little SIR Unit. Dib thought he heard what sounded like an annoyed grunt come from the robot but ignored it. Riz always showed attitude when she wanted to go somewhere but wasn't able to. Zim's eye twitched; he didn't care where they went as long as it was over and
Silent Irken chapter 7Silent Irken chapter 74 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Dib started up his video camera and set it on night vision seeing as it was slowly beginning to darken. Occasionally he would hear a rustling in the some of the bushes from somewhere far off. He looked around to see everyone else was hearing the same thing, especially Zim and his antenna. The Irken looked like he was ready to attack something if it were to be threatening to him. He was perched on one of the lower branches that were hanging above the tent just barely. It looked like the branches were barely holding his weight even though he probably weighted under one hundred.
"Whatever is moving isn't exactly quiet about doing so." Mandy said walking over to Dib as he filmed. He had to agree, it hadn't exactly been quiet the last time they had gone out though. For one thing, the last time they had gone out and done this a bear decided to escape the zoo. "Yeah, just stay on your toes till we find out what's making that rustling noise." Dib said quietly. Dib's thoughts were interrupted b
Silent Irken chapter 4Silent Irken chapter 44 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Gaz sat on the couch playing her Game Slave as the TV blared on with Mysterious Mysteries. She hated this show but it had become routine to end up watching it at this time every other night. The only problem was that her brother was an hour late now and his friend was over. She looked over to see the short haired blond mess with his phone while he waited for Dib. Grunting in annoyance, Gaz got up from her spot on the couch and put her game on pause for a bit. Her stupid brother was never late, maybe he had gotten injured or something more appealing.
"I'm going to kill him if he ever gets home." Gaz said making the blond look up from his phone. He gave a sigh and was glad that Gaz was not his little sister, what torture that would be. Xander kept his thoughts to himself and kept his mouth shut so he wouldn't face her wrath again. There was no way he would end up with his underwear mysteriously over his pants again. That had been a nightmare that he definitely didn't want to relive so he
Silent Irken chapter 9Silent Irken chapter 94 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Dib walked up to the front door and took out his keys which consisted of a three different keys. He took the key with a skull on it and stuck it in the doorknob before twisting it to unlock the door. He opened it and saw that the light was on and his father was reading a book on the blue recliner. The Scythe haired teen took his backpack off and set it down on the wall across the stairs. With a sigh he took a seat on the couch which was next to the recliner that his father was sitting in. Dib took a glance at the book that his father was reading expecting it to be one of his science books.
He rolled his eyes when he saw that the book read 'Understanding your teen.' How amusing. Dib thought it was funny considering that their father had never really stayed home for very long. Ever since their dad met this woman at his work everything had sort of changed, but not in Dib's favor. He did come home more but Dib still got the lecture about studying real science and stuff. Course, his persist
Silent Irken Chapter 2Silent Irken Chapter 24 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The green eyed Irken lie on the couch in the living room of his base and read a history book. Seeing as he was a teacher at the school he needed to brush up on the history of the humans. Right now he was reading about the Nazi's and what they had done all those years ago to Jews. "If I didn't know any better I would say that Hitler was an Irken." Tharius mumbled. He had decided that he could waste time till the injured Irken would finally awaken and he could interrogate. There was no way he would allow an invasion to take hold on this planet while he breathed.
Tharius had been living on Earth for the past hundred years and half of it he lived in a big lab. Well, not lived; more or less questioned about whether he was planning to invade or not and stuff. The answer was no; he had explained that he left his home planet because he hated his people. He had been one of the Tallest and Irk was running smoothly up until five years before. Mistress Miyuki had elected two dolts into the leaders
Silent Irken chapter 5Silent Irken chapter 54 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
It was morning; Dib found him self lying on the floor and sat up to see that Zim was sleeping. The Irken must have been extremely exhausted if he was sleeping on the bed, Irkens rarely sleep. It was either sleep or a recharge your PAK with these guys and Dib didn't have a charger. Hell, it wasn't like an Irken was even common here on Earth so chargers weren't sold here. Slowly, Dib stood up and whipped the sleep from his eyes before getting his glasses from the table. He opened his laptop and pushed the on switch before briefly leaving his bedroom.
He made a stop to the bathroom and lifted the seat as the need to evacuate his bladder arose. This had been a daily routine, wake up at six and take piss before going to the kitchen for water. Dib would have to check the fridge for some Poop Cola unless there's only one can left alone. She would kill him if he took the last can from the fridge damn he hoped there was more. The teenager zipped up his pants once all his bladders contents
Silent Irken chapter 6Silent Irken chapter 64 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Tharius cleared his throat to get their attention; luckily he had finished up the device for Zim. It took all night to get it up to his standards as technology that any proud Irken would ever use. "I've finished the device now if the both of you wouldn't mind following me to the lab," He said. Both boys went wide eyed and instantly followed the older Irken into the fridge elevator. "I hope you had plenty of rest in between working on the voice device." Dib said to his teacher. "I had many naps; you can ask the computer she watched me the whole time." Tharius replied.
"Don't bring me into this sir." The female voice said from the ceiling.
The older Irken smirked as he went to the table to put the small collar looking device in his hands. "Now, this will have to be worn at all times if you are to speak to any of us if you are wanting. Under no circumstances will you remove this because it sort of connects like a PAK in some way. No, it's not your source of life like that PAK bu
Silent Irken chapter 8Silent Irken chapter 84 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The next day at school Zack pulled into the school parking lot only to be met by Tessa, oh joy. She was wearing all black and some dark makeup which he guessed made her look a little hot. If you squinted in the right light you could see the heartless bitch that hid behind all that stuff. The red head had come to the conclusion that she was quite possibly a witch of some sort. Why she was so hot for Dib he really didn't want to know but when Dib came into play things sucked. "Zack, I was hoping to run into you this morning; you're free to talk right?" Tessa asked walking over.
"As long as you don't used voodoo on me I think were fine." Zack said getting out of the car. He grabbed his backpack before shutting and locking his car door with the buttons on his keypad. She gave him a look that showed that she thought he was losing his mind and shook her head. They walked up to the building in complete silence until Tessa blocked the school entrance. "How was your little journey to
I'm Irken Now? chapter 1I'm Irken Now? chapter 13 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Disclaimer: Do I look like Jhonen
Summary: During a battle with Zim in his lab Dib is accidently stuck with a needle that turns him Irken in a span of 12 hours. ZaDr, Possible Mpreg Characters around 16-17
"You won't get away with it this time Zim!" Dib yelled.
"Oh? And Why do you say that Dib-stink?" Zim yelled back.
A fight had been happening down in the lab of the base that belonged to an Irken named Zim. This was a normal routine that had been going on between the two for the past seven years or so. The Irken was here to invade, sort of; his leader's true intentions were to send the idiot into vast space. Hoping that instead of finding a planet; he would just be in space till he was to die. Unfortunately Earth was in his way and he just landed on our little planet and has come to Invade. The Defective Irken, within twenty-four hours had instantly gotten an enemy in a human named Dib.
Dib had the whole world on his shoulders, not just figuratively, but literally as well yo
Moving In With Red chapter 11Moving In With Red chapter 114 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
AU, ZaDr, One sided KaZr! RaPr. Zim and his little brother Gir move in with their older brother Red and his lover Purple. He figures this is the perfect opportunity to start over at a new school and find love but his stalker may be getting in the way.
Dib finished with his fries and then glanced out the window to see a red head coming to the building. He looked to Zim who was just about done with his own fries and debated on distracting him. Maybe kissing Zim in front of Keef would keep him away from Zim; it was worth a try he guessed. When the red head entered Dib instantly took Zim into a kiss which had surprised the other. Zim soon joined in the kiss which then deepened and tongues got involved but then air was needed. When they broke apart for air Zim had a look of pure bliss on his face but turned to fear when he turned.
"I came back for you Zim!" Keef said happily.
Zim looked freaked; he didn't know what to do but Dib's and in his calmed him down a little bit. "Go away Keef, I'm
Moving In With Red Chapter 1Moving In With Red Chapter 14 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
AU, ZaDr, One sided KaZr, and RaPr! Zim and his little autistic brother Gir move in with their older brother Red and his lover Purple. He figures this is the perfect opportunity to start over at a new school and find love but his stalker may be getting in the way.
Disclaimer: All belongs to Jhonen Vasquz
Zim sat on the couch in his brother's house doing his homework; he was only here for the weekend. Mom and dad had wanted some alone time meaning he and Red were stuck watching over Gir. Not that there was anything wrong with watching over Gir but sometimes he was a little strange. Speaking of his autistic brother, where had he run off to anyway? Bothering Red probably? "No Gir, no food till dinner time." Purple's voice sounded from the kitchen meaning he was cooking. "But if I don't have any waffles my head will explode it does that sometimes " Gir said sadly.
The boy rolled his eyes; there was no point in working on his homework now if Purple would call him. He didn't